Choose Your Own Adventure

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0:00:37 > 0:00:38It's quiet.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46It's too quiet.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Sorry, what?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54It's 9.30 in the morning.

0:00:54 > 0:00:59Full house. And it's dead quiet cos they're all zombified.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16You're wasting your life.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Hello!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Anyone?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22- SHOUTS:- Fire!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Fire in the house!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Right!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30That's it.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34This house is now officially offline.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36There will be no tech for a week.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41No phones, no TV, no music, no internet.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43No!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01In the box, please. Come on.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Thank you very much. Turn it off.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04That's it. We're done.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Yes.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08But I was about to evoke the Fairy King.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11I have max out XP.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Blah, blah, blah! I literally have no idea what you just said.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Fablescape. It's my life.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18It's not life.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20It's a computer game!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Life is for living.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25For adventuring, for experimenting.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Sounds boring.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28No, this stuff is boring.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's making YOU boring.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31I am not boring.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Right. The new mural was finished two days ago

0:02:34 > 0:02:37and none of you have been out to see it. Not one of you.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40No need. Finn sent us a picture of it.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41See.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Honestly.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Back in my day, we made our own fun.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Yeah, cos "back in your day" there was, like, man-eating dinosaurs.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54No, you're wrong.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56We don't need tech to have fun.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Yeah!

0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Yeah?- If I can rule at Fablescape, then I can rule at being...

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- What's the word?- Analogue?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Yeah, we all can.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Good.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Cos now's your chance to prove it.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13No!

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Go on, then.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22You've never played snakes and ladders.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23No. How do you play?

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Roll the dice, move the counter, climb up the ladders,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31slide down the snakes.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34And that's it?

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Get out of my way!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Oi!- Alex, where you going?

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- I don't have to tell ya. - I think you do.- The library.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Didn't put you down as a bookworm.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Ryan.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Take this phone so we can find you.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- And leave it on.- Hang on.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58You have a go at us but then give him a phone.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Didn't you know? You get preferential treatment

0:04:00 > 0:04:03for vandalising murals and burning things.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Does Mike actually mean a whole week without Wi-Fi?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13How did the world even work before the internet?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15There's got to be something else to do.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25So...

0:04:25 > 0:04:27How long before you trash this one?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- I thought Mike banned phones. - 20 quid or I tell them.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37You don't want to be here. And we don't want you here.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Everything was so much better before you came.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42So why don't you just run away?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46I'll go when I'm ready. 20 quid.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50What would it take to make you ready?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53To go and never come back.

0:04:53 > 0:04:5650 quid. And that phone.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59I'm not paying you anything. And you're definitely not getting this.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02As today showed, it's always good to have a spare.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05It's a pity Mike's about to take it off you, then.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08What if I could get you loads of phones?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Tablets, a laptop or two.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Mike!- What?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21You're not expecting us to go without e-mails, are you?

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Of course not. We'll turn the router back on when we need it.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Oh.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oh, come on, May-Li.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30It's character building.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Yeah?- I'm so bored.- Proper bursting with character, they are.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36There's nothing to do.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Who'd like to play a game of charades?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45May-Li, you've got to help me.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I can't take any more games.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50You must have done something else in the olden days.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Hey! I wasn't around in the olden days.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54You know what I mean.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Please, May-Li!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Here. Why don't you try this?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06It was one of my favourites when I was your age.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07- A book?- Mm.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21That cabinet, hundreds of quid's worth, maybe more.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Isn't it locked?- Well, the key's in Mike's top drawer.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Tomorrow afternoon he always goes jogging,

0:06:27 > 0:06:29leaving May-Li to do the shopping delivery.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Candy from a baby.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Which, knowing you, you have probably done.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Joke.- You don't know me.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39I'm happy to keep it that way.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Hand over the one with the skateboard, yeah?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45And the one with the red cover with the flowers inside.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Flowers, nice.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- How many phones have you got? - It's not mine, it's Chloe's.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Right, yeah, yeah. You act so tough.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56No, I just help the people I care about.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Maybe you should try it.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Where are yous going?- Mike wanted us to play Tiddlywinks.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10I don't care how bored I am, I ain't Tiddlywinking.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13So we are going to try and watch TV through the Umbleby's window.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Library.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14KNOCK AT DOOR

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Ross, lights out.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18OK.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32HAPPY MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:45 > 0:09:47That's it!

0:09:47 > 0:09:48I need an adventure.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Exactly what it is you're hoping to find on this adventure?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57The usual,

0:09:57 > 0:10:00tunnels, passageways, smugglers.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Smugglers?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05- Ready?- Ready.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Do you know what? Maybe some of you are a bit young

0:10:11 > 0:10:13to be going out without an adult.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15This is all because of you, remember.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19Yeah, we are actually going on an adventure because of tech ban.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Technically.- I mean you could just give our phones back.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Sounds good to me.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Or you could put your money where your mouth is.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Bye, Mike.- Bye!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39So you're not even going to follow them in the car?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Did you have a grown-up following you around when you were a kid?

0:10:42 > 0:10:43No.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Well, then.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Put your money where your mouth is.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50We're going on an adventure, not a picnic.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54OK, fine, I'll just throw away these chicken and ketchup sarnies then.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Whoa, I didn't say that.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Hungry work, this adventuring.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01I reckon you're overdoing it.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Washing-up, I mean...

0:11:04 > 0:11:07I know you're trying to make them less suspicious but...

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Keep your mouth shut.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18So, where are we going?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Yeah, have you a particular adventure in mind?

0:11:21 > 0:11:26Well, first we'll find a castle or an island.

0:11:26 > 0:11:33Then we'll find secret passageways, smugglers, pirates' gold.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Adventures, ahoy!

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Oh, no.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58What now? Cos I'm pretty sure there ain't no islands near here.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Well, maybe it's closed for smuggling.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Come on. Move.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17There, a smuggler.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Oh, my gosh.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24You're right.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Wait.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32It's Mike spying on us.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- SHOUTS:- So much for putting your mouth where your money is!

0:12:38 > 0:12:42Nothing, no smugglers, no pirate gold...

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- SHOUTS:- ..and we can all see you, Mike.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48What?

0:12:48 > 0:12:49No, no, I was...

0:12:50 > 0:12:52I was just...

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I was just bird-watching.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57You kids just carry on, it's fine.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58No, really,

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'll go talk to the birds.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Hello, birdies.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08You didn't actually expect to find any of that, did you?

0:13:08 > 0:13:11We haven't been places yet.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Valleys, ships, the circus.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Well, good luck with that.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Come on, Floss, today has been ace.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Yeah, and sort of an adventure.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25It has NOT been an adventure.

0:13:25 > 0:13:31Where is the excitement, the danger, the flipping secret passageways?

0:13:33 > 0:13:34You can't all quit.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36It's getting a bit chilly.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40You two will stay, won't you?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43I know there's a secret tunnel here somewhere.

0:13:43 > 0:13:48I know it. You lot are rubbish, I don't need you for an adventure.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50I can have an adventure on my own.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Floss.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Leave her, come on.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01I like that bit...

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Find your adventures, then?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16No, they're all a bunch of quitters.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I thought you lot were mates.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21No, they don't really care about anyone but themselves.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Really? I thought you lot looked out for each other.

0:14:25 > 0:14:31Maybe if you've got a brother or sister, but if not, you're stuffed.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Once I've grown up, I'm out of here like a shot.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- I'm surprised you're still here. - Yeah.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46MOBILE PINGS

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Illegal tech?- Shh!

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Where's Floss?

0:15:13 > 0:15:18Sulking outside because we didn't find a "real" adventure.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Tyler, could you make sure

0:15:19 > 0:15:21she doesn't stay out there too long, please.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Yeah, cool.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28May-Li, the delivery van is here.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Are you all right to sort it?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38METAL CLANGS

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Crikey!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05METAL CREAKS

0:16:17 > 0:16:18No way!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Come on, Jess, let's do this.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Hello?

0:17:15 > 0:17:19Oh, I've found this.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23I hope that's OK.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30I wasn't doing anything.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32What were you looking in there for then?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Stationery?- Calm down, calm down!

0:17:34 > 0:17:35It was him, he set us up!

0:17:35 > 0:17:38- What? That's ridiculous. - Just stop it.- Ryan, just go, please.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- I'm the one who's going.- Alex, you can't.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42You can't stop me. Go ahead, call the police,

0:17:42 > 0:17:44I'll be gone before they get here.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46And this time, I'm not coming back.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Whoa!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13It's so cool.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Oh, ginger beer!

0:18:36 > 0:18:40- MUFFLED:- Guys.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Help, help!

0:18:46 > 0:18:48So you are saying you had nothing to do with it?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50No, why don't you believe me?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Why do you think, Ryan? Because you lie.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56If you want people to start believing you,

0:18:56 > 0:18:57stop lying all the time.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05He's not answering his phone.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- I'll check the usual haunts.- OK.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Help!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17OK, Jess,

0:19:17 > 0:19:19this is no time to panic.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Yes, I know, we're trapped here and no-one knows where I am.

0:19:23 > 0:19:28But I need to figure out what people in the book would do.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35There's definitely no secret passageways in here.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39The radio!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41If the lights are on...

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Yes!

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Now, how do you think this works?

0:19:54 > 0:19:57WHITE NOISE

0:19:57 > 0:19:59So that's what's inside of a radio.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Told you it's going to be fun.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02I am so bored.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Maybe we should try one of Floss's books.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Where is Floss?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Tyler?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Tyler?

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Tyler.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Hand it over.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- And where's Floss?- I don't know.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Mike asked you to get her in from the garden.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Did he? All right, I'm going.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Can anyone hear me?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.

0:20:45 > 0:20:50I'm in a big hole, near Ashdene Ridge.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56I thought it would be fun, but turns out it's not.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01It's cold and a bit smelly.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03And lonely.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07But being lonely isn't the worst thing.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13The worst thing since I've read the manual

0:21:13 > 0:21:16is knowing what that red flashing light means.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19It means that the generator's nearly running out of fuel...

0:21:20 > 0:21:25..and I won't be able to use the radio or any of the lights.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Over.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Nothing?- No.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37No-one's seen him.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Guys, Floss isn't out there, or anywhere else.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44She's, like, properly missing.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Stop looking at me like that, Jeff.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51It's not scary.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53It's an adventure.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55An adventure!

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Definitely not scary.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04What? She's skipped out before.

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Everyone take a phone...

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Never for this long.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Try anyone you can think of, friends, people from school.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Listen, listen!

0:22:16 > 0:22:17- Floss?- Just a sec.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18I'm in a big hole.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23I think it's an old wartime bunker.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24The hatch is jammed.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Oh, no!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Has it run out of battery?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34No, maybe she has.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36This means that she can't be far, though.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Yes! If that's picking it up, it's going to be...

0:22:40 > 0:22:42What's it called? A CB radio.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Short range.- She has to be fairly close.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45All right...

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Jody, Tyler, go door to door,

0:22:47 > 0:22:50see if anyone has a CB radio or any way she can be tracked.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Well, that's that, then, Jeff.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Back to Plan B.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Help! Help!

0:23:14 > 0:23:16MOBILE RINGS

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Alex! Don't hang up, please.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Alex, are you there?

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Yeah.- Is Floss with you?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- No, why would she be? - Nobody knows where she is.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29No, Alex!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- ANNOUNCEMENT:- The next train to Manchester

0:23:35 > 0:23:37will be leaving from Platform A.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44I don't see why we couldn't be out there looking for her now.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47After this, I don't think Mike's ever going to let us out again.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Ha! Look!

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Maybe someone will find her.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Anyone check the garden?

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Alex?

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Alex!

0:24:05 > 0:24:07We've already looked. This is a waste of time.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09She came in here when she was upset,

0:24:09 > 0:24:11so she's not going to come out until she's ready, is she?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14I'm sorry, I don't follow.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15If you think everybody hates you,

0:24:15 > 0:24:20then you're going to run away until you're hungry or...

0:24:21 > 0:24:23..you realise that running away is pointless.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Or you get trapped down a big hole.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Floss!- Hello?

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Guys?

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- Thank you! Thank you!- It's OK.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03So, hurling yourself down a hole in the ground, eh?

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Surprisingly, not such a great idea.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Especially as no-one knew it was there.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11No, absolutely not.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Don't worry. It'll be padlocked from now on.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Was it pitch-black?

0:25:16 > 0:25:20No. It was pretty scary though, until Alex saved me.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27I've had a word with Ryan. He's still not admitting anything.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Look, I don't believe him, so I'm putting him on report anyway.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34And you're on your last chance...

0:25:35 > 0:25:37..if I can convince you to stay.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Good lad.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Right, and after today, I think you lot deserve

0:25:45 > 0:25:46your tech back full-time.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47THEY CHEER

0:25:48 > 0:25:53Actually, we've decided it's quite nice to be without it.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57- Sometimes.- We are proposing tech-free Tuesdays!

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Wow! Brilliant idea.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Oh, I love that!

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Yeah, but no tiddlywinks.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Alex, Alex!

0:26:10 > 0:26:12What?

0:26:13 > 0:26:17I don't know if you know, but my best friends let me down recently

0:26:17 > 0:26:20and there's a spot open for a new BFF.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22And, since you saved my life...

0:26:24 > 0:26:26- What?- I decided it should be you.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30- I don't think so.- You're not the one who decides.

0:26:30 > 0:26:35I do. And you should know, I'm pretty persistent.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44HE SIGHS

0:26:44 > 0:26:47So, tell me a bit about yourself, BFF.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55OK! I'll go first.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58I'm Floss. My favourite colour's magenta...

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Can't decide what I want to be when I grow up.

0:27:01 > 0:27:02A ballerina...

0:27:04 > 0:27:05..a weight lifter...

0:27:06 > 0:27:08..a pirate?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Have you had adventures?

0:27:11 > 0:27:14I bet you have.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15I bet you've had loads.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18I might try the mountains next time.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Floss, seriously!

0:27:22 > 0:27:23What?

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Oh, I left you a present.

0:27:29 > 0:27:34He's called Jeff. A best friend gave him to me once, so now,

0:27:34 > 0:27:36I'm giving him to you. Night!