What Lies Beneath

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- You're going to knock Ashdene Ridge down.- This is our home.

0:00:04 > 0:00:05We're not giving in.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08- Save the DG!- I've got a two-day pass from the barracks.

0:00:08 > 0:00:09I told my CO it was an emergency.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11We're moving the sale forward.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14You lot will be allocated your new placements over the next week.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46You've killed Christmas!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Thought you'd never come.- Elektra!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Yo, oldies, newbies!

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Tee. Johnny.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14And you must be Mr Dumbleby?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16SNICKERING

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Dumbleby?- Don't you know that's what they call you?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Elektra, president of Elm Tree House

0:01:21 > 0:01:24and Ashdene Ridge's former resident action group.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Peter, somebody phoned.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28You need to check your e-mail.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oh, that's probably my MP.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31She's a total legend.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Circumstances beyond our control.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Suspected site of archaeological interest.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Archae what?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44The council are saying there could be Roman remains.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46They're delaying the sale?

0:01:46 > 0:01:50CHILDREN: YES!

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Why did you lie about us?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Tracy has just given £500.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56We don't even need it.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I mean, if there's history here, they're not allowed to build.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01That's right. Right, Mike?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Yeah. I mean...

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I guess.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07That is ridiculous!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10I mean, what am I going to tell the developers?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13That there could be a Roman villa right beneath you?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16CHEERING

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Roman remains, my elbow.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm going to write to those numbskulls

0:02:37 > 0:02:38in the council archaeology department.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41And I suggest you don't put your packing on hold.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42All right?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'd best be heading back to the base now.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Right. Thanks for all your help, Johnny. Johnny's got to go, guys.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53ALL: Bye, Johnny. Bye, Johnny. See you.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Come back another day.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Can't you stay for longer?- No need.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58You guys have got this now. All right, see you.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00ALL: Bye!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Don't say bye, then. Rude.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Roman remains. I'll have Roman remains, don't you worry.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- What the...- Can I help you?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, I do hope so.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I do well hope so!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45We could be at the centre of a massive discovery,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47bigger than Hadrian's Wall.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- I'm a Roman!- Oh.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52All hail, Artemis Maximus.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56My boss is away.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Sorry?

0:03:58 > 0:03:59He's just kiboshed the sale of

0:03:59 > 0:04:02unwanted council property to a prestigious developer

0:04:02 > 0:04:05and he's not even here to explain himself?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07He's on a dig in York.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10I have a copy of his e-mail stating

0:04:10 > 0:04:13we are stopping the sale pending

0:04:13 > 0:04:16further investigations.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Well, I know that. But what further investigations?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Where's your evidence of Roman remains?

0:04:21 > 0:04:25- He saw it in the site report. - Which is where?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27My boss is writing it up.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Now, if you don't mind, I am very, very busy.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Right. Right.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Still got it.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Mission Save the Dumping Ground.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51At least they didn't charge you.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- That's good.- That's because they didn't have enough evidence.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- I've got to go back next week. - We all know that you're innocent.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Try telling that to Mike. - He had to report it.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05And, anyway, we don't even need the Christmas money to save the DG now.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Are you not coming in to celebrate?

0:05:09 > 0:05:10In a bit.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I made you one of your calming teas.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Don't need calming. I've spoken to Brucie.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25He's hiring one of his own archaeological experts.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Brucie? He owns the development company?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29We'll crush those meddling weasels.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32But what if his expert agrees?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Ah, money talks, my sweet.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Ashdene Ridge will be flattened by Christmas.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Hey, I've just had the news people on the phone.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56They want to do a special report from here!

0:05:56 > 0:06:01Make way for Cleopatra, the Roman Queen!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Cleopatra was ancient Egyptian.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Emperor beats Queen.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Who made you Emperor?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Playing Romans was my idea.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12I've got it! Maybe we should all be Romans.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29What are you doing? Give that back.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- He's working for Dumbleby. - No, this is Frank.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33I work for the council.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Archaeology department.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- I thought it was planning? - Well, I got moved.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42So you heard about the Roman remains?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Is that why you're here? - Yeah, on official business.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48What's that? Cool.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Site report. Hang on.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Why is it blank?

0:06:56 > 0:06:57You sent that e-mail.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Please don't tell me that this is a scam.

0:06:59 > 0:07:04Look, Roman remains can stop building work for years.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- If they're real. - We had to think quickly.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08We?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Elektra.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14It's worth it to save the DG.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20- Anything?- No.- No?- No.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25- No.- Do you want to say that again?

0:07:25 > 0:07:26OK.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Who's going to tell them they're wasting their time?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Suppose they're not? We could always just plant a few.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36What sort of old stuff are we talking about?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Coins, lamps, vases.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Frank, shut up!

0:07:40 > 0:07:44We cannot fake the site of a whole Roman villa.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Maybe, if it's just a small one.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50What other choices have we got?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55LOUD BEEPING

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Dig.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02You've got some in stock now?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05That's brilliant. OK, we're on our way.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07For a plan B, this is pretty awesome.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09I do wish you'd told us though, Tee.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Yeah, but then you might have given it away.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13We need more than coins, though.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Like what?- Roman brooches.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Arrowheads.- They're 90 quid.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Can't we use the fundraising money?

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Still saving the DG.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24No, that's not ours yet. It's just pledges.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27And we're not using donor money for a scam.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37I can feel something.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Treasure?- Pull me out.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Got it?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48It's a cup. It could have belonged to the Roman Emperor.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52There's writing. Like Ancient Roman writing.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54It's called Latin. I'll get my translator out.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58OK... Hang on.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Edward Umbleby, year nine music prize.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Oh, really?

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Come on.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05All that time for this?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Hey, check it out.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10You can't wear that on telly.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12What?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Telly.- Yeah, a news interview.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- They'll be here in an hour. - How did we not know about this?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19She loves the Romans, apparently.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20We're doing themed snacks.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Dormouse with honey.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24The producer e-mailed again.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- He wants Alex.- What?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28You know, the boy that did the egging.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32To show a different side. Now we're talking positive publicity, kids.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Alex!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37We've got an hour to get these buried.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Right, focus, guys. How deep do these need to go?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Tyler, research.- Pretty deep,

0:09:42 > 0:09:45seeing as they've been undiscovered for thousands of years.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Oh.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Forget that for now. We haven't got the time or the cash.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55This is the museum's home page.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56What?

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Alex.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Say sorry first.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Why did you say we bullied Edward?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I was trying to be his friend.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- I know.- So why did you lie?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Because Mr Umbleby asked me.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49What century are you in?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Eddie used to say something like that.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57He should be so proud,

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- but he threw all these away the day he got into music college.- Why?

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Because he didn't want to go.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08He begged me to let him stay where he was.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Then why did you send him away?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- That's horrible.- It wasn't me!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18So Mr Umbleby bullies all kids - even his own?

0:11:34 > 0:11:38Ladies and gentlemen, please remember to call into

0:11:38 > 0:11:41our new ancient Roman room, where you can see

0:11:41 > 0:11:44some of the rarest artefacts from this period,

0:11:44 > 0:11:46such as brooches, arrowheads...

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Down that way, yeah. Just over there.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Don't. The police already think you're a thief.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15And now you're trying to steal priceless relics?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Are you nuts?- Not if I can make people believe me.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22It's like Frank said, anything's worth doing to save the DG.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23You're an idiot.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Mike, I can't find Alex.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh, but there's all the other lovely young people.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Guys, come.- Excellent.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Most authentic.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Are we rolling?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Here I am back at Ashdene Ridge,

0:13:40 > 0:13:43reporting on the latest surprising development.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46It looks like a member of the archaeology team's here already.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Yep. That's me.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51I'm going to do some standard soil tests and send them off to the lab.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54No, this is Elektra. She's a former resident.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58I know where buried treasure is.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00No, no, you don't.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Is that a Roman coin?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07OK, busted!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09The little rats have been digging.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11You know what young ones are like with their shiny things.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Wow, that's amazing, guys!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15It shouldn't be shiny.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Roman coins only look like that when they've been professionally cleaned.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20We've been hoaxed.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Drop the innocent act.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Hoax?- You must have been in on this, too.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- Some role model you are!- No...

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Well, you lot have truly excelled yourselves this time.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47This is not the burger dive scam.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50This could have cost the council hundreds of thousands of pounds!

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Plan A didn't work, Mike.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- And we didn't have a lot of time. - It's no excuse.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57If we're going to save the DG, it had to be honestly.

0:14:58 > 0:15:03- I'm appalled!- So what do we do now?

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Well, you'll lose your job.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06That's a year's training down the drain.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08I'm sorry, Frank.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- What about us?- First thing tomorrow morning I'll start firming up

0:15:11 > 0:15:13- your new placements.- But, Mike...

0:15:13 > 0:15:17There is nothing to stop Umbleby from selling us now.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Nothing.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Kids.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Just remembering it all.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16You were a terrible roommate.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I wasn't.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Moody, grumpy, you wouldn't share anything.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28I should probably go to work. See you on the other side.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43You promised you'd keep looking.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Look, there's nowhere suitable.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47I'm sorry.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51The only place that's suitable for Chloe and Ryan

0:16:51 > 0:16:53is too close to where you live.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55And you have to think about your safety.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57She can share my room.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58That's not possible.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Candi-Rose needs me.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06And just... Please.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10It's OK. You go with Ryan.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13You can visit. You know, it's an hour on the train.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Look, I promise, I'll phone you every day.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26When you all leaving?

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Whenever our social workers come to pick us up.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Can't believe you're going back to live with your mum.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Cheaper for them, isn't it? - Not if it stresses her out.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Sends her back to hospital again.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44He's done seven deals in the last year.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Dumbleby's social media.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Just stop it now, Tyler.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Whenever they sell any land, they're the company that buys it.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56That doesn't matter.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58All that matters now is where we're going.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03I don't want to be stuck in some manky flat without you.

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Oh, shush, Jones.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- This is important.- No.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09You're just freaked out about living with your mum,

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- but you won't even deal with it. - I am dealing with it.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14By trying to stop us leaving.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15You can't.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18It's over.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Dumbleby calls him Brucie, the boss of the development firm.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24And he said money talks.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25So he could be talking bribes.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Didn't you say Frank used to work for the planning department?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36I don't want to be fostered.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38I didn't like it last time.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Yeah, but we've met them.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42And they've got no kids of their own,

0:18:42 > 0:18:45so things are going to be different this time, remember?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Erm, May-Li.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49There's been a change of plan.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm going with Elektra.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53- What?- She's fostering me.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Why not?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57You're not a foster carer, for starters.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01I'm family. We're a family of Dumping Ground kids,

0:19:01 > 0:19:03that's what you and Mike always say.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05You're not fostering Floss.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Well, not by midday today, anyway.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Can I go with Jodie instead?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Jodie's going into a semi-independent flat, Finn.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20I can do that. I can be semi-independent.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Your new foster parents are collecting you both at 12, OK?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29And it's not up for negotiation.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I don't understand.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41I saw the plans in the town hall.

0:19:41 > 0:19:46But for this page. You didn't check next door.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50So Dumbleby's selling his house to the developers, too.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54But it's more than just a house.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Mrs Dumbleby got left it by her aunt Agatha.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00So Brucie must have made it worthwhile.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06What do you get off a developer who owns prestige luxury homes?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08A house?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11This has got to be illegal.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Kids. Come down!

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Is my social worker here yet?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- It's not 12 yet. - I can smell roast turkey.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Can't let you go without a bit of Christmas dinner!

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Have you found anything yet?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47You said you could hack into the land registry title.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50I am, there's no Umbleby anywhere.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Well, have you checked all the new Cruickman houses?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Yes.- You must be spelling it wrong.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56It's U-M-B...

0:20:56 > 0:20:59I know how it's spelled.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03He's not getting a house. You're wrong.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I can't be.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09I have to prove he's dodgy or we have nothing on him.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13You've got an hour. Say goodbye to Jodie.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15I can't.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Hey. Come on.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Let's do this.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Finn?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Come on, guys.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39You were all going to leave some day.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43This is just a bit earlier than planned, that's all.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Foster care, it could be great.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46And I've seen those flats.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50They're smart. Bit of independence.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52No Mike and May-Li nipping at your heels.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54We'll call you.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Keep in touch?- Always.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02You'll bounce back from this.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04It could be the best thing ever.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06The next step in your amazing futures.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- Yeah?- What about you guys?

0:22:11 > 0:22:16Look, every single one of us will always have the DG.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Here, here.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20It's not a building. It's an idea.

0:22:22 > 0:22:27All the memories we've made, all the stuff we shared, friendships,

0:22:27 > 0:22:28laughter, tears...

0:22:30 > 0:22:32..will always be with you.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35And us. Forever.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Wherever we are.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Family is family.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Are you OK?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46It's Tyler.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47He's not even here.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Right! Crackers, everyone, please.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56I want silly hats on in five seconds flat.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58Come on. Come on.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Three, two, one!

0:23:00 > 0:23:05# I know there's somewhere better Cos you always take me there

0:23:05 > 0:23:09# Came to you with a broken faith

0:23:09 > 0:23:11# Gave me more than a hand to hold

0:23:11 > 0:23:13# Caught before I hit... #

0:23:13 > 0:23:15THUD

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Wait. What's this?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Nothing, it's just a little Christmas gesture.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29There must be hundreds.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Hang on.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34The money that was nicked from Al's.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37- It was you.- No!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Mr Umbleby.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44I told him about #SaveTheDG. He must have seen the money.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- I've got to go.- Why?

0:23:47 > 0:23:51Just tell me. It's all right for you, you can buy a new home.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54But we get split up. Miles from each other.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Do you even know how that feels?

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Yes, I do.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01I miss Edward.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Well, then, why not try to stop him?

0:24:03 > 0:24:07I found the money in Mr Umbleby's desk.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Maybe he paid for someone to do it, I don't know,

0:24:10 > 0:24:13but he was the one who gave the eyewitness statement.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- He set Alex up. - I just wish it would all stop.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18I like living here.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21I used to spend my summers here.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25With my Aunt Agatha and Granny Goodridge.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Believe me, they would never have wanted any of this.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Frank, I've got a new name.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47It was right under our noses the whole time.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Yeah. It's the flats.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Goodridge Heights. Search Goodridge.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55G-O-O-D...

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Mr Umbleby. The kids are refusing to leave

0:25:08 > 0:25:10until the bulldozers force them out.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13It's going to get nasty.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16You really are the most incompetent man alive.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17Make way.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Right. Listen, brats...

0:25:22 > 0:25:24No. You listen.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26We know you framed Alex.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Which is a pretty disgusting thing for an adult to do.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Do you want to say something?

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Don't be ridiculous.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35We didn't think you'd admit it.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37What about your little house swap with Brucie?

0:25:39 > 0:25:41- What?- Yeah, Bruce Cruickman, your mate.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46I've absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49And you have precisely 25 minutes to get out.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50You can stop filming, you silly girl.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53You must recognise this.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- What?- It's yours.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Or, rather, your wife's.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02As it was registered in her name - Goodridge?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Oh, and that's probably because you didn't want the council to know

0:26:05 > 0:26:08you're getting a free five-bedroom executive mansion.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12- Janet.- You know, she doesn't actually want to leave here.

0:26:13 > 0:26:14Have you even asked her?

0:26:16 > 0:26:19You're a nasty man for sending your son away.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22You have precisely 25...

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Oh, no.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27..24 minutes to stop that sale.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29And resign from being councillor.

0:26:29 > 0:26:30And get Frank his job back.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Or that baby goes viral.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38No...

0:26:39 > 0:26:40That's...

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Janet!

0:26:52 > 0:26:53ALL: Yes!

0:26:57 > 0:27:01# Are you hanging up your stockings... #

0:27:01 > 0:27:05Right, we have something for each and every one of you.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Here you go.- Thank you.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09If the royals won't come to you...

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Oh, very funny.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Alex, here you go.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Wow!

0:27:18 > 0:27:20There we go. Perfect!

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Rubber eggs.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Chuck as many of them as you want now.

0:27:25 > 0:27:26I like your jumper, Frank.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Oh, well, I like yours.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31You look beautiful.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Really? I want it to be this day forever.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39I used to dream of a proper family Christmas.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42And we had one all along.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Will I be here next Christmas?

0:27:44 > 0:27:48Who knows what the future holds, but if you leave here,

0:27:48 > 0:27:51it'll be because it's best for you, not for anyone else.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53OK, Mike.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55- Oh, my gosh. - What do you think, Finn?

0:27:57 > 0:28:00We forgot to get you guys presents.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Oh, well, lucky for you, we've got our gifts right here.

0:28:03 > 0:28:07Oh, looking after all you lot!

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Merry Christmas, everyone.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12ALL: Yeah! Merry Christmas.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16- Best Christmas ever.- Yeah.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20# So here it is, Merry Christmas

0:28:20 > 0:28:24# Everybody's having fun

0:28:24 > 0:28:28# Look to the future now

0:28:28 > 0:28:34# It's only just begun. #