Sasha Bellman P.I.

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0:00:05 > 0:00:06Archie?

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Archie!

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Oh!

0:00:37 > 0:00:38THUD!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40FLOORBOARD CREAKS

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Sasha!

0:00:49 > 0:00:50- There was a parcel.- I know.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I put it in the office.

0:00:52 > 0:00:57- On Mike's desk.- For a second I thought there was a...

0:01:00 > 0:01:01..thief.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19I put it right here.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Are you sure?- Of course I'm sure.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Billie.- Toni.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Do us a favour and keep Archie occupied, please.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Why?- Because someone's stolen a parcel addressed to him.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33No way. Who was it?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36If we knew that, we'd go and get it.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39So just make sure he stays in the garden until we find him.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Great. We've got a runaway parcel.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Why can't I have a carrot?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04They're not ripe yet.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- They look ripe. - Archie, where are you going?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Inside.- You can't.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11You're coming with us.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Great. Where?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16We're going on a trip.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18We are?

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Yeah. Remember.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21The trip.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26A thief?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28And you think it was one of us?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31No-one else has been in or out the house.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35- When was it taken? - Exactly nine minutes ago.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37So the big question is...

0:02:38 > 0:02:40..where was everyone nine minutes ago?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I don't know why you're bothering.

0:02:46 > 0:02:52It's obvious. Who's the one person in the house who would do this?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Oh, come on.- He's got form. Look what he did the other week.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01He made one mistake and that's done with now.

0:03:01 > 0:03:06So how come everyone has turned and thought of Dexter?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08It wasn't me.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10It wasn't.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Stop staring at him.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15So you won't mind us searching his room then?

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Well...

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Go on, then. - Yeah, we'll be right back.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31MUSIC BLASTS FROM CAR

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Not much of a trip.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34May-Li said to wait for her.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38She's a bit busy. Soon be leaving though.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40SHE CHANGES RADIO STATION

0:03:40 > 0:03:43# Ain't nobody here but us chickens

0:03:43 > 0:03:45# Nobody here at all

0:03:45 > 0:03:47# So calm yourself... #

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Archie, how do you know this song?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Don't know.- It sounds ancient.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Yeah, it is.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58# And hobble, hobble, hobble with your chin

0:03:58 > 0:04:01# There ain't nobody here but us chickens

0:04:01 > 0:04:05# There ain't nobody here at all. #

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- I can't find it. There's nothing in here.- It's got to be.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Ryan's right.- It'll be here.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Jody, you need to come downstairs and say sorry.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'm not apologising to a thief.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23You know, I used to think you were all right.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26It's your brother that's not all right.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Honey, you'll never see that. - That's it.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I'm so going to prove you wrong.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Yeah, right.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38That song came out years and years ago.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39So?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41How do you know all the words?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Just do.- You shouldn't be able to.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46You never play it. No-one does.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Archie, are you older than you look?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Course not.- You must be.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51I'm eight.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54There's only one explanation for this.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You were a grown-up when you heard that song.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Think about it.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01You know loads of grown-up stuff.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03You even sound like one.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Which means...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09..you've been one. Archie...

0:05:09 > 0:05:11No, don't say it.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13You're ageing backwards.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Now, there was exactly nine minutes between the parcel arriving

0:05:44 > 0:05:46- and disappearing.- Big yawn.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48It's a waste of time.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Who can remember what they saw during those nine minutes?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55And think hard.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Well, this is me answering the doorbell.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Why are you the tiger?

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Here you are.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06You can be the duck.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07TOY SQUEAKS

0:06:09 > 0:06:12This is Tyler. He answered the door.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Now where were the rest of you?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Let's start with you, Chloe.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I was heading towards my room.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29And as I was, Kaz was walking towards the back door.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Yes, I was.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Did you see anything suspicious?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35She didn't have the parcel.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Kaz?- Let me think.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Neither did Chloe.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43That's you, Kaz.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Who's next?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46I saw Floss running up the stairs.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50See anyone else, Floss?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52As I was going upstairs, I passed Ryan.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55What were you doing up there, Ryan?

0:06:55 > 0:06:56None of your business.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58That's not helping.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Maybe he was hiding the parcel.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Shut up, you.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Where did he go after passing you on the stairs, Floss?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Well, that rules out Floss, by the way.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10It does? Yes!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Wait. How?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Well, Ryan would have seen you with the parcel.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Oh, yeah. Nice one, Ryan.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19It doesn't rule out Ryan, though.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Anyone got an alibi for Ryan?

0:07:25 > 0:07:26'I saw him leave the house.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30'But it was at the start of the nine minutes.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33So by my calculations,

0:07:33 > 0:07:36he was upstairs before the delivery arrived.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38OK, that's Ryan.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Where were you, Jody?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41'I was behind the sofa looking for the remote.'

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yes!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45'I don't think anyone saw me though.'

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- I did.- But you said you were outside going to the shed.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53He didn't get there. When I went out, he passed me.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59And neither of us were carrying a parcel.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01That's just about everyone then.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Not everyone.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Sasha and Dexter.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Well, Sasha was with me.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- The whole time?- Not quite.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15She said she was in the office putting the parcel in there.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18And how do we know it got there?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21I found it, I picked it up and I put it on Mike's desk.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23And who saw you do that?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- I did.- That's convenient.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Oh, good. Seems we have to round you all up.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31I've been expecting a parcel.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35It's something for Archie, in fact.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38It should have been here by now.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40It's an easy question. Anyone?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- ALL:- No.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Haven't seen it.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- ALL:- No.- Haven't seen it.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Right, well, if it shows up, let me know.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Just one more thing.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55You're all being very quiet.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Is everything OK?- Yes.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01- Amazing.- Good.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Brilliant.- Lovely.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Right.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10We are all dead.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13He's right. If we don't get this sorted out,

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- we're all going to get punished. - Sounds like we need a plan.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Anybody got any ideas?

0:09:18 > 0:09:19How about this?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21We could hold an amnesty.

0:09:22 > 0:09:27We all go somewhere on our own, shut the door, whatever,

0:09:27 > 0:09:31and the thief has until half past to return the parcel to the office

0:09:31 > 0:09:32without anyone seeing.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36CLOCK TICKS

0:09:36 > 0:09:38# Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

0:09:38 > 0:09:40# Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

0:09:40 > 0:09:43# Tick-tock tick-tock

0:09:46 > 0:09:49# Naturally I'm worried if I do it alone

0:09:49 > 0:09:51# Who really cares? Cos it's your life

0:09:51 > 0:09:53# You never know, it could be great

0:09:53 > 0:09:56# Take a chance cos you might grow

0:09:56 > 0:09:59# Oh-oh-oh

0:10:00 > 0:10:01# What you waiting

0:10:01 > 0:10:02# What you waiting

0:10:02 > 0:10:04# What you waiting

0:10:04 > 0:10:05# What you waiting

0:10:05 > 0:10:06# What you waiting for?

0:10:08 > 0:10:09# What you waiting

0:10:09 > 0:10:10# What you waiting

0:10:10 > 0:10:11# What you waiting

0:10:11 > 0:10:12# What you waiting

0:10:12 > 0:10:14# What you waiting for?

0:10:14 > 0:10:20# Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock. #

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Hey. Listen.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Hey, can you hear that? - Yes, I'm a bit busy right now, Mike.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Just stop, just take a moment.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- I can't hear anything.- Precisely.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48I think, after about 300 years of trying,

0:10:48 > 0:10:51I may have finally cracked this care home lark.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Oh, yeah, how do you figure that one out?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55They must be doing their homework or their chores.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Michael Milligan!

0:10:57 > 0:11:00You know, after 300 years of caring for children,

0:11:00 > 0:11:02you have forgotten one important thing.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Oh, right, what's that?

0:11:05 > 0:11:09If they're being quiet, it obviously means they're up to something.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23DOOR CREAKS

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- That was the office door. - Which means it wasn't one of us.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- So, who was it?- Come on!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Wait!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35The whole point is, it's anonymous!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Coming through!

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Wait!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Wait!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Move!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Definitely saw something in here.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47You can come out now, Dexter.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49We've got you trapped.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51You were saying?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53This is not how it works.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56That's really weird, I swear I heard something in here.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59If you just listen to me, I saw her come in.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01You can come out now, Floss.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Where's the parcel? - I wanted to see who it was.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11So, go away - or they won't show up.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17So much for the amnesty.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Any other brainwaves, Sasha?

0:12:20 > 0:12:24I've got one. Sasha and Dexter should move out.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26What is it you don't like about us?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Wherever you two are, there's trouble.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33And I reckon you've got your fingerprints all over this.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Fingerprints?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40So, Archie, where did you learn about plants?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42I mean, you know loads.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I think I gave talks about them.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- To who?- To students.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I was very old then. I was in a wheelchair.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55You were at a university?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57See, you were older then.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Loads older.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02No, no. no. Stop this. This is spooky, I don't like it.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06It's fine. Ageing backwards makes you special.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Yeah.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12But it also means I've got eight years left of my life

0:13:12 > 0:13:15before I become, well, nothing.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19I've got to get a picture of this.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I like them. They suit you.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I put the box down here.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32There's got to be a fingerprint, even a footprint,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34some clothing that flags, something.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42Hmm.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Bad logic. Everyone's touched that handle,

0:13:45 > 0:13:47and we've all been in the office.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Can you see anything?

0:13:53 > 0:13:55I'm on to something!

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Come with me.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Why? What can you see?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Well, I've found a trail.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10- I can't see anything.- Sh!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Let her concentrate!

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Interesting. It's definitely going towards the bedroom.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- You found something?- Erm...

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Which bedroom does it lead to?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Er, sorry, the trail's gone dead.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Big surprise.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Well, at least you tried.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Sasha?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05One word. Why?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07You found it! Great, let's take it to Mike!

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Maybe you'll get a reward!

0:15:14 > 0:15:15I knew it.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Why did Jodie have to be right?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22How did she know and I didn't?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24My own brother.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25You believe her?

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Why did you do it? - Sasha, listen to me.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31No, don't lie.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36I've got proof. You left a trail of sherbet - and you're covered in it.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39I just saw it and grabbed it.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Before I knew it, it was in my hands.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43You're going to get kicked out.

0:15:47 > 0:15:52I couldn't help it. I never get parcels or surprises.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55I saw Archie's name on it, and I was taking it to his room.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00And then I thought, "I wonder what's in it."

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Archie would have shown you!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I know.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05But I really did want to know.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06I wasn't stealing, I swear.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Why are you hiding it in here, then?

0:16:08 > 0:16:11You saw what the others were like, they think I'm a thief!

0:16:14 > 0:16:15What are we going to do now?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17KNOCK ON DOOR

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Anyone in there?- Er, yeah.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Me. I'll be five minutes.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I have plans.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31To do lots of things.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33But what if I've already done them?

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Do them again.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38So, what would you like to do first?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Erm, let's see.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Number one - swim with dolphins.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Number two? - Wait, hang on - I can't swim.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50But I used to be able to. I know I did - I was always a swimming.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Learn...

0:16:52 > 0:16:53to...

0:16:53 > 0:16:56- swim.- Again.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Again.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04See anyone?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06- No.- You so owe me for this.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13MIKE: Did anyone sign for that parcel?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15I've had a text saying it was delivered.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Big trouble if someone's messing about!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19That's it, we're all dead.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Look, Tyler, I know I'm right!

0:17:23 > 0:17:27It was Dexter, I know it was Dexter!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- KNOCK ON DOOR - Jodie?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Er, one sec.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Hi.- Hey. Can you do us a favour and tell us what's going on?

0:17:41 > 0:17:42What's going on?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Come on, everyone's just being a bit too quiet.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54It's just, erm...

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Just what?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58It's...

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Huh?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02It's a good thing.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Quiet.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Don't you just love quiet?

0:18:09 > 0:18:14It's a good...good thing, isn't it?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16- I don't know, you tell me.- Yes.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Only, I know something's going on. - No.- I can sense it.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Bye.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Bye.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29SHE TUTS

0:18:35 > 0:18:37SHE SIGHS

0:18:45 > 0:18:48SHE SIGHS

0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Thief! - No, Ryan, you don't understand.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Guys, I've caught her. - Ryan, you need to listen.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33- It was you?- No.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I...I found it.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- It was, erm...- It was what?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43It was in my room.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45In your room?

0:19:45 > 0:19:49- Of course it was.- It ran in there all by itself, did it?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52You've got to believe me - why would I take it?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Tyler, you know I'm not a thief.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Come on, let's tell Mike, he's already asking questions.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00But, Ryan, you can't, because...

0:20:00 > 0:20:02it wasn't me.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04I was framed or something.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- That's convenient.- I promise.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Give it here.- What?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Look, someone's going to get punished for all this.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18So, it might as well be me.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20No.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23I'll take one for the team, otherwise we're all in big trouble.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28You'd do that for me?

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- What's going on?- Change of plan. We're going to see the Queen.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59The Queen? As in, the Queen of England?

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Yeah. It's on Archie's list. Number three.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04What list is this?

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Archie needs to do things before he turns into nothing.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10I've only got eight years left, because I used to be an old man.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12They were plants I was an expert on.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14- He gave talks.- To students.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Dexter, you've got to fess up.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28I'm not doing it. I can't.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Tyler's going to take the blame.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35If I do, I'll get chucked out.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38So it's better that Tyler does?

0:21:38 > 0:21:39He'll be leaving soon anyway.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40He's innocent!

0:21:40 > 0:21:42What do you want, Sasha?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45For us to never have a family,

0:21:45 > 0:21:47never see each other again, to be split up?

0:21:58 > 0:22:01So, let me check if I've got this right.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Tyler, you stole that.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13I am lost for words!

0:22:14 > 0:22:16I can't explain it, Mike.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Try.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29He didn't take it, Mike.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31I'm sorry, but the evidence says otherwise, Sasha.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41- I did.- Sorry?

0:22:41 > 0:22:42I took the parcel.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46I found it by the door and I took it.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49I never get parcels, I never get sent anything.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50And I was jealous.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52How come Tyler said that it was him?

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Yeah, I know that, but...

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Actually, I took it.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58What?!

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Because I'm a thief. - Kazima, I know you're not.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05All those weeks on the streets, stealing to stay alive, I...

0:23:05 > 0:23:10- It's in my blood.- Don't listen to her, Mike, I took it, I swear!

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Actually, it was me.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Oh, come on now!

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Mike, you got a minute?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Do I look like I have?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19It wasn't them, it was me.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Finn, no.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- And I helped.- It wasn't them.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Mike, it wasn't them, it was me.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27- You?!- And me.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Oh, come on now. Ryan, Chloe, seriously?

0:23:30 > 0:23:31- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I took it, Mike.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36This stops now!

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Please!

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Actually, I saw it...

0:23:40 > 0:23:42I stole it.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43The end.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47OK.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48I get what you're all doing.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51I understand that you're all big pals

0:23:51 > 0:23:53and you don't want to see anyone getting into trouble.

0:23:53 > 0:23:58But this doesn't make up for Archie's parcel being stolen.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01And you may well think it does,

0:24:01 > 0:24:04but trust me, one of you is still a thief.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09So have a think about what's gone on today.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13If it ever happens again, there is no second chance.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Do I make myself clear?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20- ALL:- Yes, Mike.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23There's a whole house full of chores to be done.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Do 'em!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Yeah.- Yeah.- Will do.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Why did you all do that? - Did you actually steal the parcel?

0:24:33 > 0:24:34No.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Then that's why we did it.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Thanks, everyone.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Right, chores now.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Bathroom! - Off to the washing machine!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Bathroom!- I've got dishes!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Shotgun, not bedroom!

0:25:01 > 0:25:02Hey.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04I don't want to hear it, thanks.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10What you did, confessing, I know why.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Just so you know - we're not friends right now.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I was right, wasn't I?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18About Dexter?

0:25:18 > 0:25:21So you couldn't let Tyler take the blame,

0:25:21 > 0:25:24but you couldn't let Dexter take it, either.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30But sometimes you've got to accept things.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33And, Dexter, well, he did a bad thing.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36And you covering up for him makes him think

0:25:36 > 0:25:37he can always do bad things.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40And that because of you, he'll get away with it.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44I know what you're saying, right? But he's still my little brother.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47And I want him to live here, because if I'm not around,

0:25:47 > 0:25:48who's going to help him?

0:25:52 > 0:25:56So, this came for you today.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01I'm sorry I forgot to tell you they were coming.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03The university where your dad worked sent them.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06- My dad?- Yeah.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- They were in storage. - This is good, Arch.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Is it?- Yeah.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17- He must have showed them to you. - Yeah, you weren't in a wheelchair,

0:26:17 > 0:26:20you were in a pushchair. He took you to his lectures with him.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26It's the song, he must have played it to you!

0:26:26 > 0:26:28That means I'm not ageing backwards.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30That's not such a bad thing.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Shame it's not happening for me!

0:26:32 > 0:26:34THEY LAUGH

0:26:34 > 0:26:37That means my dad's not ageing forwards, not any more!

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Archie, he is.

0:26:38 > 0:26:39No.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42He is, because you remembered all the things he told you.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Like his favourite songs he played you.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49So, when you move forward, he comes with you.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50Do you think?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Yeah, of course he does.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55He'll always be there with you, Arch.

0:27:17 > 0:27:18Sasha...

0:27:20 > 0:27:21Never again, Dexter.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Never.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27But can I believe you?

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Yeah. 100%.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31# I promise I'll be better

0:27:31 > 0:27:34# Please don't leave

0:27:34 > 0:27:36# In our family portrait

0:27:36 > 0:27:39# We look pretty happy. #