Jody on the Ropes

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Yeah. All right, I'm coming.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Lend me three quid for the bus, will you, Tyler?- Again?

0:00:07 > 0:00:11- Where are you going? - Swimming.- Without any stuff?

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Come on, or I'm going to be late!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- I want that back, yeah? - Charlie, can I borrow that bag?

0:00:17 > 0:00:19- Again?- Yeah, well it goes with Candi-Rose's jacket.

0:00:19 > 0:00:20It's full of my stuff.

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Jody!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Candi, I'm borrowing that jacket, OK?

0:00:26 > 0:00:28You spilt ice cream down it last time.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Yeah, we need a cleaning fee.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Shut up! Who asked you? - Why don't you wear your own jacket?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Can I take it or not?- Not.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Always so stroppy.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Archie, move.- Ow, watch it!- Sorry.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Floss, tell Mike I'm going to the library.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54DOORBELL

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Who are you? - Hilde Agnes Hedwig Larsson.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04And you are a very frowny girl.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- If the wind changes, you'll get wrinkles.- Yeah, right.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Who is in charge here?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Miss Larsson, from the planning department. Michael Milligan.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Tour first or a chat in the office? - I will show myself around.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18I can apply my expert skills much better

0:01:18 > 0:01:20without a civilian prattling on.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Someone's got plans for us.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Not again.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Hi, Mum, I'm home. - All right, get in.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57I'm loving the necklace, babe.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59You could do something with your hair, though.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- It could be so pretty. - I didn't have time!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I can't keep dropping everything at a moment's notice.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06KNOCK ON DOOR

0:02:08 > 0:02:09He's here.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Welcome to our humble abode.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Thanks for inviting me.- Oh!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23You don't have to keep giving me flowers every time I see you.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25It's the effect that you have on me.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I see a florists, I just want to buy everything.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31- Aww!- You two are so soppy.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Careful! You won't get your present.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Here.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Wicked! Thanks!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Well, you couldn't take your eyes off it in the shop last week.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I thought it would go in your room.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48I made some cake.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Why don't you go and get the nice plates, Jody, out the kitchen?- Sure.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Thank you.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Mum, where are the plates?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02You wouldn't even know that she lives here.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03What are teenage girls like, eh?

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Hi. Can I get you a tea? Coffee?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Is it freshly ground?

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Instant?

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Mike, what's she doing? - A feasibility study.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32A what?

0:03:32 > 0:03:36The council have sent her to ensure that we are maximising and utilising

0:03:36 > 0:03:38the spatial...

0:03:38 > 0:03:39..possibilities.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Hey, Dexter, how's your new house?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Me and Kev are decorating.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- I said pink for your room, Sash. - You want me to move in or not?

0:03:51 > 0:03:55What about Roddy? Will he come and live with you, too?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58No. He lives down south with his mum now. Kev sees him there.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Dex? It's starting.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oh, it's the footy. Got to scoot.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Right, see you.- Bye!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Why didn't you go with him, again?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Because the social workers want Mum to do it in stages.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Four kids is a lot.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Yeah.- It's going really well.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18You know, it just needs me and we'll be a family again.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21What are you doing?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Measuring.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Why?- I'm an architect.- Archi-what?

0:04:29 > 0:04:33I design new buildings and improve existing ones like this.

0:04:34 > 0:04:39I take the ugly, the grey, the dismal and sad...

0:04:40 > 0:04:44..and transform it to a place of beauty and elegance.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I'd love to do that.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Can I be your apprentice?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- I work alone.- Please.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54If you don't say yes, I can be quite annoying.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02I suppose you could run errands for me.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04My coffee is in the glove box.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Dark roasted, special blend.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- And don't touch anything.- OK.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Your mum said that you spent a month in Venice

0:05:15 > 0:05:16on a cultural tour.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Venetia!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20My favourite city.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Yeah, it's mine, too.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24What did you see?

0:05:25 > 0:05:26The...

0:05:27 > 0:05:28The Leaning Tower.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Of Pisa?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35No. I mean, the clue is in the title.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36You're teasing me.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I don't really remember.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41It was just all so amazing. I guess I didn't take it all in.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43What are you two gossiping about?

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Our cultural holiday in Venice.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Oh, butter fingers.- Oh, no. Don't worry, I'll get that.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55You see, one of the benefits of being single is

0:05:55 > 0:05:56I'm very good at washing up.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02WHISPERS: Why did you say that about Venice?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Cos he was asking us about our holidays.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06It's lying. He's going to suss you out.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08No, he won't!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11It's been a month. Isn't it time you told him?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14What, that my daughter's in care? What sort of mum does that make me?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- An honest one. - Anyway, I'm not lying.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20You are going to come and live with me, real soon.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Are you all right?- Yes.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Have you spoken to my social worker yet?- No. I'll do it!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- But first, you need to bring some stuff round.- What?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Cos he's going to want to see this,

0:06:39 > 0:06:41so we've got to make you a bedroom.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- I know, but... - Just some clothes and stuff.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45It'll make it easier for when you do move in.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15So she's going to make this out of the attic?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17A space of elegance and beauty.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Too good for any of you.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22A massive bed with a pop-up TV?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Bubbly bath.- Two toilets?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26It's a bidet, stupid.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28What's a bidet?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30For washing your feet.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Who's having it, then?- Having what?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Why do you need it?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40I saw it first and I'm Hilde's apprentice.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Well, I think it should go to the person who's been here the longest.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46The oldest. That makes way more sense.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49What about the people who are sharing? We should get priority.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Yeah!- It's got to go to a girl.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54What's a boy going to do with an en-suite bathroom?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56What's a girl going to do with a state of the art games console?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Much more since I merked you last week.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01We should fight for it. That's the fairest way.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Fight?- A competition.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- A contest.- Who will set the rules?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Me, seeing as I'm leaving soon.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Oh, and me, seeing as I do have my own bathroom.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13What's with the meeting?

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- That's my jacket!- My necklace!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Why'd you take it without asking? I would have lent it to you.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Jody, you didn't do the breakfast dishes.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23That's the third time this week you've left your chores.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25You're a right wannabe, a big, sad faker.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Who are you trying to impress? - No-one! Just shut up!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31They're disgusting anyway.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Jody, no, no, no! Don't you...!

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Dishes done!

0:08:42 > 0:08:43How do you do this thing?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Come on, Jody, you're a part of this as well.

0:08:51 > 0:08:56Right, this is your challenge to win the luxury bedroom.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Listen to the rules. I'll only say them once.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02The winner is the last man or woman standing.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03- WHISPERS:- Woman.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05This is all pointless.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06That's Floss out.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Tyler has got to get his podcast ready, so he's already out.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17You eliminate each other by pulling off the red tag.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20There are objects in the middle that you may find helpful.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Work in teams, if you like, but there can only be one winner.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Is everyone ready? Three...

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Stupid!

0:09:29 > 0:09:30There's another one down.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35..two, one.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36AIR HORN BLOWS

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Out!

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- They told me you didn't even try. - Yeah, I've got a bedroom, ta.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57But this one's really cool. It's got a jacuzzi and a foot washer.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm not interested!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Look, can you just go? I've got stuff to do.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23We need to stay back-to-back to protect ourselves.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39You can't stay up there forever. That bedroom's mine.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Hey, hey.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Where do you think you're off to now?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Just...out.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55You're not planning your time properly.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- You need to focus...- Whatever!

0:10:57 > 0:11:00And you're not going anywhere till you finish your chores.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01What is this, a prison?

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Not if you were acting like the senior responsible member

0:11:04 > 0:11:06I'd expect at your age.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Oh, blah, blah, blah! You're boring, Mike.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Why doesn't Jody come with me to the gym?

0:11:11 > 0:11:12You can burn off some of that attitude.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- No way.- It's your choice.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Either you go with May-Li, or you're on time out in your room.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30WHISPERS: Archie?

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Yeah?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34We need to get him to move.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Yeah, but how?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48HE SCREAMS

0:11:55 > 0:12:00- I guess we're team-mates now.- OK. What if it's the two of us left?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Then who'll get the bedroom? - We'll... We'll work that out later.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10IN ACCENT: Greetings, underlings.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13I'm Floss Guppyson, and I work alone.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Why aren't you in my contest?

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Because Hilde's going to give me the luxury bedroom anyway.

0:12:22 > 0:12:27- I doubt it.- Who's her apprentice, me or you?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Hilde? Oh, Hilde?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Boxing? Really?

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Yeah. Come on.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05I've got to go and fill in some forms for you.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Wait here. Get used to the place.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26What's your favourite building?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Tall ones?

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Square ones?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Thick ones? Thin ones?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36If I was going to architect my own house,

0:13:36 > 0:13:38it'd be an underground lair.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40That does not surprise me.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- I would design mine to be a perfection of Hygge.- Hugo?

0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Hygge.- Huga?- Hygge.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51It is how we Scandi people make homes without even trying,

0:13:51 > 0:13:55unlike you English, who have no style at all.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59I want to do Huga. Teach me.

0:14:25 > 0:14:31So, in boxing, it's all about the stance. Yeah?

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Evenly balanced, light on your feet.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Come on. That's it, evenly balanced, light on your feet.

0:14:40 > 0:14:41Nice.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Kids?

0:14:45 > 0:14:46It's lunch.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Where is everyone?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Oh, I'm starving. - It's not safe out there!

0:14:57 > 0:14:59If I don't have any food, I'll die anyway!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10AIR HORN BLOWS

0:15:10 > 0:15:13That's OK. It was getting boring.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Boring?!- Cos everyone's hiding.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19You need something to make them come out into the open.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Forwards and down, forwards and down.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Keep your guard up. Forwards and down. That's the one. Circles.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Forwards and down. Listen to the rhythm.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba...

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Circles, that's it. That's it.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Can I have a word, please? - Yeah, sure.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42PHONE RINGS

0:15:49 > 0:15:50What?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Jody? Jody?

0:16:07 > 0:16:12- Ballet?- Yeah! Grant got us tickets for the matinee of Cinderella.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15I don't know anything about ballet! I do street dance, Mum.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17It's all the same. We've got half an hour to get ready.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I can't. I'm meant to be with May-Li. She'll go ballistic.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Let her. When you're living with me,

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- it doesn't matter what your care workers think.- Yeah, I know, but...

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Woohoo!

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Gorgeous or what?

0:16:27 > 0:16:31- You are going to look like a princess!- Are you serious?

0:16:31 > 0:16:34You have to wear a posh frock to the ballet. It's the rules.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Attention all contestants.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41This is a message from your leader.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43The house is now out of bounds.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46All players must make their way to the garden immediately...

0:16:46 > 0:16:48This is our place!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50..or they will be disqualified.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52She can't do that!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Come on, you slow coaches.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09How can I be your apprentice if you won't share?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11What's the secret to Huga?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14If I tell you, will you go away?

0:17:16 > 0:17:21- Candles.- We're not allowed candles, except at Halloween.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23What else?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Fur rugs, spiced wine.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28I can't have wine. I'm a child!

0:17:29 > 0:17:30They're rubbish things.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Uh...

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Food must be treasured.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Every meal time is special.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Say no more.

0:17:47 > 0:17:52Oh, my, babes! I never thought I'd see the day!

0:17:52 > 0:17:53I feel like a muppet.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Shoes, then you'll look the part.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Oh!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Go on.- Ow! They're too small.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05- Size four.- I'm a size six.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09You always used to be a size four. Come on, we'll have to push them on.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Ow!- That's it.- Ow!- Get it in.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12All right? Next one.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15That's it. Push it down, push it down.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Ow! Why can't I just go as myself?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20What, a scruff-bag care kid with no fashion sense?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Don't you want Grant to be proud of us, babe?

0:18:41 > 0:18:45IN ACCENT: So, we will be making Hilde a traditional Swedish tea

0:18:45 > 0:18:47called smorgasbord.

0:18:47 > 0:18:52- Right, OK.- And it will be the most Hygge smorgasbord she's ever had.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55OK, you can stop using that voice now.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57But I'm Floss Guppyson!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Isn't it just basically a load of random stuff on bread?

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Not random!

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Swedish.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Pickled herring.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Smoked eel and cheese roll mops.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- This is our hidey hole. Go away! - You don't own it.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27So? We were here first.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Budge up, Finn.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I like sitting here.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Guess it doesn't matter now.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37AIR HORN BLOWS

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Why did you do that?- Did you think our team was going to last forever?

0:19:40 > 0:19:44There's only one winner in this game, and it's not going to be you.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45FINN GROWLS ANGRILY

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Five left and counting!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Holy flying fish fingers!

0:20:03 > 0:20:07- What?- We're making Hilde a smorgasbord.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Oh. OK, well,

0:20:10 > 0:20:12I'm really glad that she's broadening your cultural horizons,

0:20:12 > 0:20:14but you do have to do it now?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Any news?- I couldn't find her anywhere.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- My feet really hurt. - Oh, will you stop moaning?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Grant spent hundreds of pounds on those tickets.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Then why did you let him? - Oh, you ungrateful brat.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33This is your fault for making up random stuff without me.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34He's got no idea who I really am.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37This is who you are - a sophisticated young woman.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40I hate ballet! I can't think of anything I want to do less!

0:20:43 > 0:20:44She didn't mean it.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47It's fine. It's fine.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Really.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52I know it must be difficult for you to accept me.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55It's been you and your mum on your own for so long.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57But your mum is very special to me.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01And I know it's early days, but I'd like us to be a family.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05We'd like that too, wouldn't we?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08I can't, Mum. Not like this.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10You're too nice to be lied to, Grant.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Jody!

0:21:20 > 0:21:21AIR HORN BLOWS

0:21:29 > 0:21:30AIR HORN BLOWS

0:21:30 > 0:21:31I really hate you!

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Sasha, I'm really desperate for the loo.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43- OK. As I'm in a kind mood. - Oh, thank you!

0:21:50 > 0:21:54What are you doing? I have to get back to work.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57It's time to eat. Meals must be treasured, remember?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Ta-dah! Your smorgasbord.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Raw fish?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Roll mops. Pickled, not raw.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15We've had them in the cupboard for years.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Oh, but they're still in date, though. We checked.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Go on. It's really Hygge.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33Jody! Why didn't you call? Didn't you get my messages?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35And what are you wearing?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Nothing.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40This is getting ridiculous. I have just reported you missing,

0:22:40 > 0:22:43and you turn up in a prom dress and barefoot! What's going on?

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Ha-ha! Holy guacamole.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Please tell me you're wearing that for a bet.- Shut up!

0:22:49 > 0:22:52I'm sick of having to answer to everyone.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Who? Who are you answering to, Jody?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57If you don't tell us, we can't help you.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01It's my business! Keep your fat noses out!

0:23:02 > 0:23:04You're grounded for a week!

0:23:17 > 0:23:21- I need to get out of here. - Archie! Who did this to you?

0:23:21 > 0:23:22Look behind you, quick!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28You were using Archie as bait.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30It worked, didn't it?

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Come on, then. What are you waiting for?- What are YOU waiting for?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35The contest will end in one minute.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37What? You can't do that.

0:23:37 > 0:23:4059, 58...

0:23:40 > 0:23:44- This is stupid. I'm not literally going to fight you.- Same.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- It should be about skill and strategy.- ..54, 53...

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Have my tag. Here. - No, that's not the rules.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- ..51...- Well, we tell her we're not doing it.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55We're not playing by her rules.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- ..48...- No last man or woman standing.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01- What's she going to do?- ..46... - This isn't a trick, is it?- ..45...

0:24:02 > 0:24:08- I will if you will.- ..43, 42, 41...

0:24:11 > 0:24:12That's cheating!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26No, you first. I insist.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29No, you first. You're the guest!

0:24:29 > 0:24:31But in Sweden, the host eats first.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33But we're not in Sweden.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35OK, why don't we flip for it?

0:24:35 > 0:24:40- We don't want your bedroom, thanks. - No, we do. But Mike can decide.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Decide what?- Who's getting the luxury bedroom?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44In the attic? The one Hilde's making?

0:24:47 > 0:24:48I'll show you.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- I'm very sorry. - Behold Hilde's masterpiece.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08The DG's beautiful new attic.

0:25:08 > 0:25:13- This isn't for yous lot, ya yampy brained kids!- Huh?

0:25:13 > 0:25:17- What happened to her accent? - I put it on for the clients.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Mr Bramovic Danovic thinks it's bosting.- Who?

0:25:20 > 0:25:23The millionaire. This is for his penthouse.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27So you pretend to be Swedish?

0:25:27 > 0:25:31- Are you even called Hilde? - Course not! It's Shaz.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Great. What a waste of time.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37Speak for yourself. This is my ticket out of the council.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41I'm done working in dumps like this with deranged kiddies stalking me.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Floss isn't deranged.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Much.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51You're a fake. I can't believe I ever wanted to be like you!

0:25:51 > 0:25:52I quit as your apprentice.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- No, no, no! - I've got to present this tonight!

0:25:55 > 0:25:57What am I going to tell Mr Bramovic Danovic?

0:25:59 > 0:26:00You've ruined my life!

0:26:02 > 0:26:07Aw, I'm sure you'll get over it, Shaz, once you've got your Hygge on!

0:26:07 > 0:26:11LAUGHTER AND CHEERS

0:26:27 > 0:26:28Well, thanks very much!

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Grant bailed on the ballet cos he was worried about you.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32I'm sorry if I'm causing trouble.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35If? He's virtually asked me to marry him.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38I never asked you to lie about me. I'm rubbish at acting.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41You are selfish and you are thoughtless.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44If Grant really loves you, he'll love you for yourself.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46This is me. I'm going to be a good mum.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49I'm going to get you out of care. I thought that's what you wanted.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51- I do!- Then you'd better fix this.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Cos if I lose Grant, I'll never forgive you.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56You can rot here till they kick you out.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58You won't be my daughter any more.