Two Sides to Every Story

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0:00:12 > 0:00:13Bird?

0:00:17 > 0:00:18Bird?

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Bird!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29FLOORBOARDS CREAK

0:00:29 > 0:00:32LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:34 > 0:00:37CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER Bird!

0:00:41 > 0:00:45RECORD SCRATCHES

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Bird, it's me, Jay.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10HE SIGHS

0:01:32 > 0:01:37Morning, you two. I hope you're enjoying the new breakfast menu.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40It'd be great if you could help your brother with this.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42I always do.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Hey, where's the crisps? - And the choccy bics?!

0:01:46 > 0:01:51- Muesli? Where's the proper food? - This IS proper food.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Look, it's a healthy eating plan we came up with to support Bird.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56But we don't have diabetes.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Look, Mike and I think everyone might benefit

0:01:59 > 0:02:00from some healthy eating.

0:02:00 > 0:02:05Incredible. We all have to suffer, and they didn't even eat anything.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07ALL SIGH AND TUT

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Mike, the challenge made for a memorable day.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14AWKWARDLY: Yes, Fiona.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18We take the wellbeing of our young people very...seriously,

0:02:18 > 0:02:21but that doesn't mean that we can't have fun, too.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Cut!- Who wrote this rubbish? - I did, actually.- Sorry.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28And the Graybridge team thought it was really great.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Look, guys, can you try and be more natural?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Especially you, Mike.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37How can I be natural with half a tonne of baking powder

0:02:37 > 0:02:38all over my face?

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Your forehead was shining in my lens!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45OK, people, take 14!

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Mike, the challenge made for a memorable day.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Yes, Fiona.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00Yeah, it all makes sense, I guess. Plus, I'll take my tablets and...

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Well, it's a bit more than that. You know, it's exercising.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Erm, less sugar, fat and salt in your food.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Everyone hates us cos you changed the breakfast.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Oh, course they don't.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Hey, they were only moaning because they don't like anything new.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16You leave that lot to me, OK?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- HE MUNCHES - Bleurgh!

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Right, so, let's go through these details again one more time.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Yeah.- Your head's too shiny. - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:03:48 > 0:03:49HE CHUCKLES

0:03:51 > 0:03:55They should totally be together - Mike and Fiona.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- They've got chemistry. - Yeah, so does a nuclear bomb.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- That doesn't mean that's good. - They're perfect together.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04If people copy each other's body positions,

0:04:04 > 0:04:06it means they fancy each other.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Aw! They even scratch their ears in sync!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Trust me, she's the one.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16We don't even know anything about her.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19She could already be married.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Fine. We'll check up on her.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31This Fiona's a real high-flyer. There's tonnes of stuff about her.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Well, yeah, if you read Socialise -

0:04:34 > 0:04:37the quarterly journal of social working.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39This is pure gold.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41We already know her work is her everything,

0:04:41 > 0:04:44which is code for she never got over Mike.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oh, but that's a big leap,

0:04:46 > 0:04:49and we still don't have any facts about her private life -

0:04:49 > 0:04:53- the juicy stuff.- Don't worry, we'll soon get that out of her.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Thank you.- Thank you.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Thank you.- Erm, cut. Well, with a bit of luck,

0:05:02 > 0:05:07I might be able to get a version ready for the end of the day.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Well, that was fun.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14In what parallel universe was that fun?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16And goodness knows how it's going to look.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19I could do with a cup of coffee. I could do with a vat of coffee!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21By the way, that trip to London's

0:05:21 > 0:05:23going to be great for the Graybridge kids.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Thanks for letting us win.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Not a lot of people would've done that.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Erm, could we have a word, please, Mrs Johnson?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33It's for our blog about women in leadership roles.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh, by the way, it's Ms Johnson.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42OK, erm, what do you want to ask me?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45I guess we just want a little glimpse into your world.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Oh, OK.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Hmm.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05And it was that last promotion that brought me here to Talbot Ward,

0:06:05 > 0:06:07where I oversee all the children's homes in the area.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10That is some career. FIONA CHUCKLES

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Strong women like yourself are such an inspiration.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Oh.- But it sounds like it comes at a price.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20I mean, you'd have to make sacrifices,

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I imagine, in your personal life.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25I suppose so. Possibly.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Having a supportive husband...

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- I'm on my own.- Perfect!

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Sorry? - I mean...perfect for our blog.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Thank you so much.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, well, not at all.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Glad it was, erm, helpful.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52It's frightening how good you are at this stuff.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Now, we just need to make this happen.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56And how exactly are you going to do that?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59It won't be hard. They just need a little nudge.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Enjoy hanging with your new bezzie mate?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07I can't just ignore her. She's only trying to help.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Yeah. Isn't that what they all say? Why do you keep falling for it?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's the same rubbish.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Why can't we just settle somewhere for once?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Because we're better on our own.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19These people aren't our friends, and they never will be.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23I'll need you to get a few things of Mike's.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26OK. Shouldn't be too hard.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- What are you going to do? - Get him to just say a few words.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37- Ooh, Mike.- Yes?- What's the princess called in Shrek again?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Fiona.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Oh, and is the apostrophe in the right place here?

0:07:47 > 0:07:53"I'm looking for a new blouse and I'd love something in pink."

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Seems OK to me. May-Li's the grammar whiz, not me.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Jay. Hey, glad I found you.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Bird and I have been talking, and he is totally on board with,

0:08:15 > 0:08:17you know, what we're trying to do with the lifestyle changes.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- I'm very happy for you both. - But I want you on side, too.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Why? Sounds like you've got everything just how you want it.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Well, no.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29This'd be a lot easier for Bird if you were there to help him.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Hey, come on.- Just leave it! I'm sick of this.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44She's not going to interfere in our lives any more.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45SHE SIGHS

0:08:47 > 0:08:52So, exactly what were Candi-Rose and Chloe grilling you about in there?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Well, it was a bit weird.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57They're very good at getting stuff out of you.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01- What stuff?- Work-life balance.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04This is Candi-Rose and Chloe we're talking about, isn't it?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Actually, I think they were just trying to find out

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- if I was married or not.- Oh. HE CHUCKLES

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Which I'm not, by the way.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20OK, well, I think I should go and tell May-Li

0:09:20 > 0:09:22that we finished filming.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Jay? Wait, what's...? What's up?

0:09:27 > 0:09:30She hit my arm really hard.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Aw, who did?- May-Li.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34What?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Bird saw the whole thing. - Is this true?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Right, Jay, you do realise you're making

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- a very serious allegation here? - And this was just now?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to hear from May-Li first.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53No, Mike, I'm sorry, we have to take this accusation very seriously.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Of course, and that's what I am doing,

0:09:56 > 0:09:57but I need to find May-Li.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01That's ridiculous!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03I've never hit a child and I never would.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Of course not. I know.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06But you still need to come to the office

0:10:06 > 0:10:08so we can go through it all.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Sorry? Someone actually believes him?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Are my blue socks dry yet?

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Oh! Oh, no. Look, I haven't had time.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Look, try helping for a change. Sort this lot out, will you?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34You both know I didn't do anything.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Look, I want an apology,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38and for Jake to admit that he's lying.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Why are you doing this?!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Look, I'm sorry, May-Li, but you know we have to presume that

0:10:47 > 0:10:50any allegation made by a resident is true.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Were there any other witnesses involved apart from Jay and Bird?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56What? No! Of course there weren't,

0:10:56 > 0:10:57cos I've been running this place on my own

0:10:57 > 0:11:00while you two were off making your stupid little film.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02OK, can we all just calm down, please?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I know this is hard,

0:11:04 > 0:11:07but the best way to deal with this is by the book.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Best for who?!- Everyone.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14I'm sorry, May-Li, but you're going to have to stand down immediately

0:11:14 > 0:11:16and stay at home until a full investigation takes place.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18No way! I need May-Li here.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20I'm sorry, Mike. That's impossible.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24I can arrange cover, but May-Li needs to leave now.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Come on.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37I know you never laid a hand on him,

0:11:37 > 0:11:41but for now, we have to do as Fiona says, all right?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Just lay low for a while, take your time packing,

0:11:44 > 0:11:46and I will sort this.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50No. This is going on my record.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52My card'll be marked.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I might as well just resign now.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I'm telling you - May-Li's hit one of the brothers,

0:12:16 > 0:12:18and she's been suspended.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Yeah, nice try.- Go in the staff room if you don't believe me.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- They've sent her to pack her bags.- Nah.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27May-Li wouldn't touch anyone. She hates violence.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Everybody's got a breaking point. - Not May-Li.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- I wonder which brother she hit. - She didn't hit anyone.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34I bet it was the small one.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Floss, this isn't a joke!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Yeah, she could get sacked.- Sorry.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41And with regret, May-Li, you're fired.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Yeah, and you're not helping, either.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47If she's leaving, then that means that they believe them.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49We need to do something.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53- May-Li is telling the truth. - Can you really be 100% sure?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56In my experience, there is no smoke without fire.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58You don't know her like I do.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Mike, I'm sorry, but you know why we do things this way.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04It's to make sure everyone gets a fair hearing.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07It was May-Li who convinced me to give them a chance.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09It's pretty ironic, isn't it?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Look, while she's getting her stuff together,

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I just want to see what I can find out, off the record.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Mike, I can't let you do that.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18There are procedures we need to follow.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20We could both end up losing our jobs.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21So could she!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Look, I really need a favour here.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26We've been in this game for 30 years, Fiona.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28She's one of the good guys.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32And I promise not to ask Jay and Bird. Please?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35SHE SIGHS

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I suppose it could take me a while

0:13:39 > 0:13:42to find and print off the appropriate forms.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Thank you so much.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Now they're going to hate us even more.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Big deal. They always do in the end.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Yeah, but why does it keep happening?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Is it them that's the problem, or us?

0:14:00 > 0:14:03I mean, this is a new low, even for you.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Thanks for your support.- I just lied for you, in case you didn't notice.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09DOOR SLAMS

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Are you sure that nobody else saw anything?- Yes.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Hey, hey, hey. If you want to help, don't interfere, OK?

0:14:16 > 0:14:20CHATTER

0:14:20 > 0:14:23You're only going to make it worse!

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Sasha, cool it, now!

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- Have you completely lost your minds? - Why are you protecting him?

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- You know what he's done. - This is not how we do it.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Are you OK? Go in your room, please, lads.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38They're all crazy.

0:14:41 > 0:14:46Right, you lot, you let ME fight in May-Li's corner. Got it?

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- Sash, what now? - I'm going to see May-Li.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Just leave it. Come on.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I'm not giving up.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's just, you know, how it's got to be.

0:15:09 > 0:15:14- We all believe you. Please don't go. - We need you here.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Tell the others thanks for the support, yeah?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22It really means a lot.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Make sure you behave yourselves for Mike, OK?

0:15:30 > 0:15:34No! We won't let them sack you.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Right, apart from Bird, no-one saw what really happened.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43We need to talk to them.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Come for another go?

0:15:47 > 0:15:53We want to hear from you what you said about May-Li, and why.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56You heard the boss man - just leave it to the grown-ups.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58AND you shouldn't be in our room.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03You're right. Then let's go somewhere else.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Your friend isn't as innocent as she makes out.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13So, tell us.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16We were in the garden, me and Bird, and she got really angry

0:16:16 > 0:16:20cos Bird didn't want to have any part in her stupid diet.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22And that's it?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24I might have said something to wind her up.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25It wasn't hard.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Then, what, she suddenly hits you?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31She totally lost it. Hit me on the arm, right?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Yeah.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Course he's going to back his brother up.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Or he could be telling the truth.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48I got nothing, and the senior union rep's on holidays.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Probably get some spotty junior.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Look, Mike, I know you two are close,

0:16:53 > 0:16:55but I've done all I can.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57I really need to speak to Jay now

0:16:57 > 0:16:59- to get an official statement from him.- OK.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01I'll go and get him for you.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06SHE SIGHS

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Hey, what's going on in there? Is Jay there?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16DOOR HANDLE RATTLES Come on.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28What nonsense is this, huh?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30It's fine. We're done.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Jay, come with me, please.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37What a waste of time.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Maybe one of us could say that we saw what happened -

0:17:40 > 0:17:42that May-Li never touched him.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44They'd know we were lying.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Me and you need to go for a walk.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01How can anyone be so clueless?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Do you really want to spend the rest of your life

0:18:05 > 0:18:07following Jay from home to home?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10You don't know anything. Jay always looks out for me.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Oh, really? Cos it seems to me that it's all about him.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Just remember that, if he gets found out as a liar,

0:18:19 > 0:18:22you're going down, as well.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Is that what you want?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28He's my brother.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I know that you've been in tonnes of homes,

0:18:30 > 0:18:33and that people have messed you around.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37We've all had that. But Mike and May-Li are different.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Trust me.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47He's a really special person.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52You know, if you ever want somewhere that

0:18:52 > 0:18:56can be a proper home for you and your brother, then...

0:18:58 > 0:19:00..this place...

0:19:00 > 0:19:01This place is it.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13ALL CHEER

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Bird?

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Hmm.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47- You can't do this!- Mike, stop her.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49- I wish I could.- Hold on!

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Jay's lying.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00May-Li never touched him.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Nah, she grabbed me.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Grabbed you? You said she hit you.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Grabbed, then hit. Got it?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13You can't, bro. May-Li's on our side.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Just admit it - she did nothing.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Wimp out if you like. It's still her word against mine.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Jay, you're always saying that we're a team, that you've got my back.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Well, now's the time to prove it. Just tell the truth.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35OK.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43I made it up. Big deal. She had it coming, anyway.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I guess this is the part when someone says,

0:20:45 > 0:20:48"Aw, let's forgive poor Jay. We've all made mistakes."

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- We need to talk.- Yeah. Everybody, go and get something to eat.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54No complaints about the menu, thank you very much.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Go on. Off you go. Go in the dining room.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15Today has been a complete and utter nightmare.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19I know. Sorry. I wish I could've done more to help you.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I mean, nobody wins in these situations.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25We all know that.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29The question is, where do we go from here?

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Two weeks in Spain? SHE CHUCKLES

0:21:34 > 0:21:35That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Things will settle down. They always do.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Our lot might be a bit worked up, but they don't bear grudges.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49- OK, well, most of them don't.- Sure.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54We've still got a big call to make about Jay and Bird.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Is this really the best place for them?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- What's going to happen? - I don't know.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06That's up to May-Li and Mike to decide.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Come on in, lads.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Have you reached a decision yet?

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Yes, we have.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23If they go now, then that's their last chance gone.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26No question.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31Look, what they did really hurt me.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34However, talking it over...

0:22:36 > 0:22:40..we've decided this is still the best place for them to be.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Look, it's not going to be easy.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Feelings have been stirred up...

0:22:47 > 0:22:49..but we can start again tomorrow, yeah?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Go on. Go get some tea.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- I'll just go and get my stuff from the car.- Great.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Let's hope we don't live to regret it, eh?

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Well, personally, I think you let them off too easily,

0:23:12 > 0:23:15but I can see you're still an old softie at heart.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18I don't know about softie.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21I certainly feel older than I did this morning.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- What?- But that makes no sense!- How?!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28So, basically, they totally got away with it?

0:23:28 > 0:23:29At least May-Li didn't lose her job.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Yeah, but why didn't those two get kicked out?

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Come on, guys. Mike wants you to watch my new film.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53I didn't think you'd do it.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00How could you do that to me? Turning me into a liar?

0:24:00 > 0:24:03It was supposed to be us against the world.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Maybe I'm sick of that.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Why are you even here? Go and hang with your new mates.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08They're not my mates.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10But even if they were, would that be so bad?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12You are unbelievable.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32ALL CHAT

0:24:32 > 0:24:35All right, quiet down, please!

0:24:35 > 0:24:39Sasha has worked very hard on this. HE CHUCKLES

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Erm, may I?

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Thank you.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- What's this?- ON TV: My name is Mike. My name is Mike.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51I'm looking for, I'm looking for, I'm looking for love.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55- This isn't my film. - Fiona. I love Fiona.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57ALL GIGGLE I never stopped.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Nev-nev-never stopped.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Delighted, delighted. Together, together!

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Everybody! You're the one for me.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08Right, that's it. Stop it. Stop it now. Stop it! Stop it!

0:25:08 > 0:25:10HE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Look, this has got nothing to do with me. I'm so sorry.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16This lot - they always go too far.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21- The love gods will do the rest. - Obviously, it wasn't me!

0:25:21 > 0:25:22- Well, who else was it? - Why would I make that?

0:25:22 > 0:25:24You were the one making the film.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Earth to Candi-Rose - did you not just see Mike's face?

0:25:31 > 0:25:35- Sorry, again, about that silly film. - No, don't be sorry. It's fine.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38You clearly have some very creative kids.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41That's one word for it.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Look, Mike, I know today's been pretty tough, but...

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- ..you do a really good job in there.- Thanks.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51See you, then.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01Hey, hey! Any chance we could meet for a cup of coffee?

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Call me.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Zing! Our work here is done.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14No-one's ever going to come between us, Jay.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17- No-one.- Yeah, but they did, didn't they?- No.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19They stuck by us. That's different.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24What are you doing?

0:26:24 > 0:26:29- See you around, or not. - Don't, please.

0:26:37 > 0:26:42Look, if you go, then I'll come with you,

0:26:42 > 0:26:44but I'm sick of running.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46New starts, hand-out clothes.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51- I want to stay here. - They're weird in this place.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Yeah, but so are we, a bit,

0:26:54 > 0:26:56so we might actually fit in for once.

0:26:59 > 0:27:05It's going to be fine, bro. I've just...got this feeling.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06KNOCK ON DOOR

0:27:09 > 0:27:11I thought you guys might be hungry.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- You don't have to hide away up in here, you know.- Who's hiding?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Thanks.