The Count's Vacation

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07# La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:07 > 0:00:13# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

0:00:13 > 0:00:14# Your room is ready for you

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just need to get the bed

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# A pillow for your head

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare

0:00:23 > 0:00:28# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- # So welcome - To The Furchester

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Welcome...

0:00:35 > 0:00:36ELMO GIGGLES

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To The Furchester

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- # Dining style - So genteel

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Cookie come with every meal

0:00:45 > 0:00:48# La-la-la la-la-la la-la-la-la

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- # Here's your keys- So check right in - Let your furry stay begin

0:00:52 > 0:00:58# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #

0:01:10 > 0:01:13FUNELLA PLAYS ACCORDION

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Auntie Funella, Auntie Funella! Is the Count here yet?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Oh, not yet!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Oh, me can't believe he coming all the way from Sesame Street!

0:01:23 > 0:01:28I got more towels. Is the Count really going to use all of them?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Oh, no, no, no, no! He's going to count them!- Yep!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36BLEATING

0:01:36 > 0:01:41- And here's some sheep for the Count. - The Count, he love to count sheep!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Funny, they just put me to sleep. - Here he comes!

0:01:46 > 0:01:50- Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! - Hi, Elmo! Cookie Monster!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53It is so wonderful to see you, my friend.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Elmo so happy to see you, Count.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Oh, boy, me am too!

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- This is Elmo's Auntie Funella. - Oh! Count!

0:02:04 > 0:02:09We welcome you with furry arms. Oh, and music. Oh, ha-ha!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11SHE PLAYS ACCORDION

0:02:11 > 0:02:14That's one wrong note.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Two wrong notes. Three terrifically wrong notes.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:20 > 0:02:21THUNDER CRACKS

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Oh, oh, dear! I need some more practice! Ha-ha!

0:02:25 > 0:02:30Elmo and Cookie Monster told us how much you love counting.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35Yes, they call me the Count because I love to count things.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Oh! We have many things for you to count here at the Furchester.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Wait! Wait! Wait! WAIT!

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Do not let him count!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Hi, Countess!

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Everybody, everybody, this is the Count's wife, the Countess.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- ALL:- Ooh!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Greetings!

0:02:57 > 0:03:01We have come to your lovely hotel because the Count

0:03:01 > 0:03:04has been counting too much.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08He needs a rest. He must not count.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- ALL:- No counting?

0:03:11 > 0:03:17Oh, it is true. I promised my Schnopsi I would not count anything

0:03:17 > 0:03:20at the Furchester.

0:03:20 > 0:03:25- Not even one sheep, two sheep... - No count!- Three sheep.- Oh!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Don't worry, Countess. I'll handle this.

0:03:30 > 0:03:35Will all our sheep guests please return to your room?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40I think you need a rest too, Countess.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Perhaps you'd enjoy our spa.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48- COUNTESS:- Wonderful! Now, remember, Count, my love, no counting.- Yes.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55OK, Count, we've taken everything out of the room, so, well,

0:03:55 > 0:03:57there's nothing to count.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02- Ah, this is one, one comfy bed. - Well, almost nothing.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- I think I will take a rest now. - Good idea, Count.

0:04:06 > 0:04:12- And remember, no counting! - I will try my very best.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- (One, two, three, four...) - Phoebe, do you hear that?

0:04:18 > 0:04:23- The count's counting again. What could he be counting?- Oh, come on.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Count!- Come in!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Count, we heard counting.- Oh, yes.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33I am sorry but I just have to count my bats.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36They love to be counted, don't you, my little pets?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40But Count is not supposed to be counting.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Yeah, this is a problem.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Maybe we need to get the Count out of his room.

0:04:45 > 0:04:50- Oh, oh, Count, maybe you'd like a snack in the dining room?- Ah, yes!

0:04:51 > 0:04:56All this counting has made me hungry. Be back soon, little bats.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Oh, right this way, Count.- Yes.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05FUNELLA PLAYS ACCORDION

0:05:05 > 0:05:10- One, two, three, four incredibly wrong notes.- Come on, come on!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Ah, yes.- Dining room, remember, dining room.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17We need guacamole. Oh, Count. Me so glad you visiting.

0:05:17 > 0:05:22I missed you, my friend. Oh! Cookies.

0:05:22 > 0:05:28- Yeah.- Why don't you eat them and I will count them?- No, no, no, no...

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Remember, the Count isn't supposed to count.- Oh, that's right.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37Oh, me so sorry, Count. Me can no let you count cookies.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Seem like such a waste.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Om nom nom!

0:05:44 > 0:05:49Num num num! There. No more cookies to count.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- You're one very thoughtful friend, Cookie Monster.- Oh, wait there.

0:05:53 > 0:05:58- Gonger!- Yo! Ah!

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Here. Have sandwich instead. - Oh, thank you!

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Mm, that's one tasty sandwich.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Two tasty sandwiches!- No, no, no!

0:06:09 > 0:06:15Oh, I cannot seem to stop counting. Oh, it is one very big problem.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19It's OK, Count. We Furchesters can solve any problem!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23DING! DING!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27# We can solve any problem Any problem, big or small

0:06:27 > 0:06:31# We can solve any problem Even when there's none at all

0:06:31 > 0:06:34# We'll come up with great solutions

0:06:34 > 0:06:36# Cos that's what we like to do

0:06:36 > 0:06:41# And if you're very lucky, one might even work for you

0:06:41 > 0:06:46- # Are you really in a pickle? - Are you really in a bind?

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- # Do you have the sort of problem - That you call the monster kind?

0:06:50 > 0:06:55- # Are you really in a tangle? - Are you really in a spot?

0:06:55 > 0:07:00- # We will do some furry thinking - Cos we do that quite a lot

0:07:00 > 0:07:05# We can solve any problem Any problem, big or small

0:07:05 > 0:07:10# We can solve any problem Even when there's none at all

0:07:10 > 0:07:15# We can put our heads together Yes, we'll stop and think it through

0:07:15 > 0:07:21# And if you don't have a problem We will find one just for you. #

0:07:23 > 0:07:28JABBERING

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Dad! And Mum! We've got a problem.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Yeah, we can't stop the Count from counting!

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Oh, let's put our furry heads together and think!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Thi-i-i-i-ink!

0:07:40 > 0:07:44- That's one furry head, two furry heads, three...- Oh, oh, Count!

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Why don't you join us? - Oh, wonderful!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Thi-i-i-i-ink!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54That's one, two thi-inks!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Ah, I cannot stop counting!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Counting is what I do!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Well, there must be something you like to do besides counting, Count.

0:08:05 > 0:08:11- I like to fix things! - What if you help me fix the lift?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Oh, that is one very good idea!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Ah-ha! Let us fix the lift.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21ALL: Yeah, tea-time!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23CHATTERING

0:08:25 > 0:08:28That's one...two...

0:08:28 > 0:08:31three...four...five

0:08:31 > 0:08:33furry monsters!

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Ah-ah-ah!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Ooh!

0:08:36 > 0:08:37I thought I heard something.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Count, have you been counting?

0:08:41 > 0:08:48Er...perhaps just a teensy-weensy little bit.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52We're sorry, Countess, but we can't stop the Count from counting.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54We've tried everything.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oh, thank you, my dears.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00I'm afraid we can't stay any longer at the Furchester.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01THEY GASP

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- There are too many wonderful things here to count.- Yes.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06But you can't check out!

0:09:06 > 0:09:11I haven't even played my welcome song for you yet! Listen.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Now there are no mistakes to count.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Ah! She is playing our song, Countess!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Ah-ha-ha!

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Look at the Count!

0:09:24 > 0:09:29- Yeah! He loves this music! - He's not counting!

0:09:30 > 0:09:33That's a whopper. That gives me a monster idea!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Mum, keep playing the music.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Gladly.- Problem solved!- Yeah!

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- May I have this dance, Countess?- Of course!

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Two, three, four, five, six...

0:09:49 > 0:09:54- He's counting again!- I guess that's what makes the Count really happy.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Everybody!- Yeah! Come on!

0:09:59 > 0:10:04One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

0:10:04 > 0:10:09One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12THEY LAUGH

0:10:17 > 0:10:20# We've had such fun together

0:10:20 > 0:10:22# It's been a monster day

0:10:22 > 0:10:25# The Furchester is furrier

0:10:25 > 0:10:27# When you come to stay

0:10:27 > 0:10:28# So don't check out

0:10:28 > 0:10:30# Don't check out

0:10:30 > 0:10:32# Please, please, please Please don't go

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- # Don't check out - # Don't check out

0:10:35 > 0:10:36# No no no no no no no

0:10:36 > 0:10:40# Please, please don't check out. #

0:10:40 > 0:10:42THEY PARTY

0:10:50 > 0:10:57# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel. #