The Knights of the Furchester

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0:00:04 > 0:00:08# La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:08 > 0:00:13# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

0:00:13 > 0:00:14# Your room is ready for you

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just need to get the bed

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# The lamp, the desk, the rug The sink

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# A pillow for your head

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

0:00:27 > 0:00:31- # So welcome - To The Furchester

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Welcome... #

0:00:35 > 0:00:36ELMO GIGGLES

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To The Furchester

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- # Dining style- So genteel

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Cookie come with every meal

0:00:45 > 0:00:48# La-la-la la-la-la la-la-la-la

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- # Here's your keys- So check right in - Let your furry stay begin

0:00:52 > 0:00:58# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #

0:01:09 > 0:01:10DUCKLING QUACKS

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Fergus will show you to your room, Mrs Billflapper.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15DUCK QUACKS

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Elmo's got you. Elmo's got you.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21There you go, little guy.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24I see young Webster's learning to fly.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- DUCK QUACKS - Oh, wait, hold the lift, please!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Hold the lift.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Enjoy your stay.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Any more guests to check in today, Mum?- Just the one.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37TRUMPET PLAYS FANFARE

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, that'll be him now.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41DING! DING!

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Greetings...

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Greetings, people of the Furchester.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50I am Sir Gary,

0:01:50 > 0:01:53brave knight of the triangular table.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Oh, welcome to our hotel, Sir Gary.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59We welcome you with furry arms.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Why, thank you, fair maiden.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Oh, I'm blushing.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07I have travelled here over land and sea, as I have heard tales of

0:02:07 > 0:02:12the many, MANY problems you have here at the Furchester Hotel.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Oh, I'm not sure about the many, MANY problems.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20No, no - it's many, many, MANY problems.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Has anyone seen my book?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- I'm sure it's here somewhere. - Ah-ha! A problem already.

0:02:26 > 0:02:31Have no fear, Sir, I shall search long and far for this book.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Erm, it's all right.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35I've found it.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38It was just down the side of my chair. No problem.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh. Pity.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Phoebe, Elmo, will you take Sir Gary to the chivalry suite?

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Oh, sure, Auntie Funella.- Thank you. - Why, thank you again, fair maiden.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I'm off to find my hotel room.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52I shall climb mountains,

0:02:52 > 0:02:56I shall swim through rivers filled with crocodiles...

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Actually, it's just up the stairs.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Yeah, third room to the left. - Ah. Erm...

0:03:01 > 0:03:04OK. Well,

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- lead the way.- Oh, OK.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- You're almost there.- Here it is.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Ah-ha!

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Oh, yes, perfect.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- ALL:- Tea-time!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24EXCITED SHOUTING

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Halt!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Noble monsters,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31what is your quest for?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- ALL:- Tea, tea!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Finally, a problem.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I shall help you find this "tea" that you search for.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39CHEERING

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh, wait!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Wait!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46It's all right, Sir Gary. They know where it is.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- It's down in the dining room. - Yeah, in the teapot.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Oh, well, this isn't much of a challenge for a knight.

0:03:52 > 0:03:57The Furchester Hotel doesn't seem to have any problems at all.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Boy! Sir Gary seems kind of disappointed.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Yeah. I hope he finds a problem soon.- Yeah.

0:04:08 > 0:04:13- Sir Gary's sad because there aren't any problems.- Yeah.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15This is a huge problem.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18How can we make Sir Gary happy again?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh, let's put our furry heads together and think.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- ALL:- Think...

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Sir Gary is unhappy because we don't have any problems.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33So what would make him happy?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh! Problems?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Of course!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40WE can make up a problem for Sir Gary to solve.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42That would cheer him up.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Elmo thinks that's a great idea.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Yeah, it's worth a try.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Sir Gary, we need you.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55We have a problem.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59If you have a problem, Sir Gary will solve it.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02The fair lady, Cookierella...

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Hi. - ..has lost her giant cookie.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07It the family treasure.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09This is a problem!

0:05:09 > 0:05:10And I will solve it.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14I shall look for it in the gloomy forests that lie to the west.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Oh, yeah, me pretty sure it in hotel somewhere.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Then we will begin our search...

0:05:19 > 0:05:20downstairs.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Ah-ha!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Perhaps it is underneath you -

0:05:26 > 0:05:30the fairest of bell-monsters.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32No, it is not.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34It's not behind the counter.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37And no giant cookie behind the chicken.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40CHICKEN SQUAWKS

0:05:40 > 0:05:46Well, Sir Gary, we haven't looked everywhere.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oh, you're right, young squire.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50We must continue the search.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55To the land of the large leaves, yonder!

0:05:55 > 0:05:56He means the garden.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Elmo doesn't see a giant cookie anywhere.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Me neither.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Hmm...

0:06:05 > 0:06:08It must be here somewhere.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Aha!

0:06:09 > 0:06:13I have found it, behind this large rosebush.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Problem solved!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Oh, boy, oh, boy - the treasure is mine once more.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Cookie!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25FERGUS COUGHS

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Sir Gary, it is I - King Fergus.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30I need your help.

0:06:30 > 0:06:35The keys to the Royal tool cupboard have gone missing!

0:06:35 > 0:06:40I shall search every key until I find THE key to open this

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Royal tool cupboard.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Yeah, and when Sir Gary does,

0:06:44 > 0:06:49Phoebe and Elmo will make up another problem for Sir Gary to solve...

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Elmo!- Sorry.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52So...

0:06:52 > 0:06:55these are made up problems?

0:06:55 > 0:06:56They're...

0:06:56 > 0:06:58they're not real?

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Erm...

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Well, the thing is...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, we've been...

0:07:04 > 0:07:09we've been making up problems so you'd have problems to solve.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13I mean, that's very kind of you, gentle monsters,

0:07:13 > 0:07:16but a knight needs real problems to solve.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21I'm going to have to leave and find a hotel that has...

0:07:21 > 0:07:22real problems.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28But no hotel has as many problems as we do!

0:07:28 > 0:07:29What?!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Sir Gary's checking out?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yes, Funella, my dearest.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36We don't have any problems for him to solve.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38This is a big problem!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40It's a catastrophe!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42DING! DING! DING!

0:07:42 > 0:07:46# It's more than just a slip up Or a mess-up or a mishap

0:07:46 > 0:07:49# A Furchester catastrophe We need to fix it fast-rophe

0:07:49 > 0:07:53# Put it in the past-rophe This simply can not last-rophe

0:07:53 > 0:07:57# A Furchester catastrophe The problem is so bad-strophe

0:07:57 > 0:08:01# We're really flabbergast-rophe Let's ding the bell for blast-trophe

0:08:01 > 0:08:03# Catastrophe catastrophe What a disas-trophe

0:08:03 > 0:08:05# Catastrophe catastrophe We need to fix it fast-trophe

0:08:05 > 0:08:07# Catastrophe catastrophe Let's put it in the past-trophe

0:08:07 > 0:08:11# It's a catastra, what a disaster It's a catastrophe! #

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Fair thee well, Furchester.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Sir Gary is leaving.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Off to find a hotel with real problems.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24No tears.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Bye-bye, Sir Gary.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27DUCK QUACKS

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Oh, what's the matter, Mrs Billflapper?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32FRANTIC QUACKING

0:08:32 > 0:08:34It's her duckling, Webster.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37He's learning to fly and he's...stuck up a bookshelf.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38WEBSTER QUACKS

0:08:39 > 0:08:43A duckling stuck up a bookshelf?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47There IS a duckling stuck on a bookshelf.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Can you help?

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Please, Sir Gary?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52DESPERATE QUACKING

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Never fear, feathered maiden, Sir Gary to the rescue!

0:08:56 > 0:09:00I shall climb this bookshelf and rescue the young duckling.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Actually, I'm not sure about that, Sir Gary. It's a bit wobbly.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- I really need to sort that out, actually.- Oh! This is a problem!

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Your cloak!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12What if we use it to catch Webster?

0:09:12 > 0:09:13My cloak?

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Brilliant!

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Now you're thinking like a knight, Phoebe.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Come along, young duckling.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Jump and we will catch you.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23WEBSTER QUACKS

0:09:24 > 0:09:27CHEERING

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Webster's safe!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31BOTH QUACK

0:09:31 > 0:09:33You are very welcome.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Well, the problem's solved

0:09:35 > 0:09:39- and I couldn't have done it without you two.- We were happy to help.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Yeah.- Does this mean you'll stay?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Now that you know that we have real problems?- Ha-ha!

0:09:44 > 0:09:45I don't need to.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49You've got two brave problem solvers right here.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53I hereby name you Lady Phoebe and Sir Elmo....

0:09:53 > 0:09:54CHEERING

0:09:54 > 0:09:56..knights of the Furchester,

0:09:56 > 0:10:00to carry on is solving problems after I've left.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Oh, and it looks like you've got your first problem.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Webster's flown out into the garden and landed in a tree!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Sir Elmo and Lady Phoebe to the rescue!

0:10:16 > 0:10:17DING! DING! DING! DING!

0:10:19 > 0:10:24- # We've had such fun together - It's been a monster day

0:10:24 > 0:10:29- # The Furchester is furrier - When you come to stay

0:10:29 > 0:10:32# So don't check out Don't check out

0:10:32 > 0:10:34# Please please please Please don't go

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- # Don't check out - Don't check out

0:10:36 > 0:10:42# No no no no no no no Please please don't check out!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44THEY PARTY

0:10:52 > 0:10:58# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #