Claudia the Crab

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06# La, la, la, la, la, la, la

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# La, la, la, la, la, la, la

0:00:08 > 0:00:12# Welcome to the Furchester Hotel... #

0:00:12 > 0:00:16- Your room is ready for you. - Just need to get the bed.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20- The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink.- A pillow for your head!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Our hotel's run by monsters, our staff's beyond compare

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

0:00:27 > 0:00:28# So, welcome

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# To the Furchester

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# La, la, la, la, la, la

0:00:33 > 0:00:34# La, la, la, la, la, la

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Welcome

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To the Furchester

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# La, la, la, la, la, la

0:00:40 > 0:00:41# La, la, la, la, la, la

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Dine in style.- So genteel!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Cookie come with every meal!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Use your keys and check right in

0:00:50 > 0:00:52# Let your furry stay begin

0:00:52 > 0:00:57# Welcome to the Furchester Hotel! #

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Do you need any help with the keys?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12No, thank you, Phoebe.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13- All done!- Oh, well done!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15BELL DINGS

0:01:15 > 0:01:17I hope there's a key for me.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Welcome to the Furchester Hotel!

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- You must be our new guest.- I am.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Me name's Claudia, Claudia the crab.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28We welcome you with furry arms...

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Ooh! Ow!- Everything all right?- Ooh!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33I felt a pinch!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Oh, whoopsy, that were me.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I'm a crab and me claws, well, they pinch sometimes.

0:01:38 > 0:01:44Oh, not to worry, Claudia. It was only a teeny, teensy, weensy pinch.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Oh.- Ooh! Please, do come in.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Ah-ha-ha! Elmo loves the way Miss Claudia walks!

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Can you teach us to walk like that? - Oh, yeah, please, please!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Of course! It's just, er, a little shuffle here,

0:01:58 > 0:02:02and a little shuffle there, and then you can crab-walk anywhere!

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Ah-ha-ha!- A little shuffle here. - A little shuffle there.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08BOTH: And then we can crab-walk anywhere!

0:02:08 > 0:02:10LAUGHTER

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Claudia, shall we shuffle over to the desk?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Oh, yeah, then Miss Claudia could get her key.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Shuffle like a crab!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20OK, here's your key.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Your room number is 22...

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Ow!- Ooh, whoopsy!- Wa-ha-ha!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- I pinched you, didn't I?! - Well, just a little.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28HE GIGGLES

0:02:28 > 0:02:29I am so sorry.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31It's these claws of mine.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33They've just got a mind of their own at times!

0:02:33 > 0:02:37- I'll go and get your bags. - Ooh! Er, playing chess, are we?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ahh! Ow!

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Ooh! I am SO sorry.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44I just keep pinching people accidentally!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Oh, er, don't worry, Claudia.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50I'm sure we can come up with an idea so your claws won't pinch anyone!

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Yeah!- Come on, let's put our furry heads together and think!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56BOTH: Think!

0:02:56 > 0:03:01- Ooh!- Brr! Looks cold outside.- Yeah. - Maybe I'll wear my mittens.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03That's it!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Mittens! Er, Mum, have we got any extra mittens?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Ooh, I'll knit some right away!

0:03:09 > 0:03:10There we go!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Duh, duh-duh-duh-duh!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14And, done!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17These are for you to wear to stop your claws from pinching.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- There you go.- Oh.- How do they feel?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Um, quite cosy, actually!- Ah-ha-ha!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- May I?- Ooh...

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Look! No more pinching!- Hurray!

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Oh, come on. Let's shuffle to the dining room to get some lunch.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Shuffle away, shuffle away...

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42I'll just shuffle off to fix the lift, then.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44OK, here we go.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Hang on! Watch out for the chess...

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Whoa!- ..pieces.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Oh, dear.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Do you know? All that shuffling has made me really hungry.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Well, you in luck, lady, because

0:03:58 > 0:04:02here is tray of freshly baked cookies!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Cookies! I love cookies.- Oh?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Ooh, a crab after me own heart!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Yeah.- Oh.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Ooh, do you know?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12It's harder than it looks!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Give it another try, Miss Claudia. You can do it!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Ooh!- Oh!- Oh.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Oh, it's very hard to pick up cookies with these mittens on

0:04:21 > 0:04:24and I'm afraid I've made a bit of a mess.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Oh, hey, don't worry about mess! Me can take care of that!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Om, nom, nom, nom, nom!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Num, num, num!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36I'm not that hungry anymore.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Oh, come on!

0:04:37 > 0:04:41There are lots of other fun things we can do at the Furchester.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Shuffle this way, Miss Claudia! - Yeah, come on!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Shuffle, shuffle!

0:04:49 > 0:04:53- What a nice garden.- How about badminton?- Ooh, I love badminton.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Could I have a go, please?!

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Oh, sure. There you go.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Thank you! Right, ready!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00OK.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01- Ah!- Ooh!- Noo!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03CRASH

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Oh, I'm sorry. Whoopsy! It's the mittens!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Oh, don't worry. We'll find something for you to do.- Yeah!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13We're having a painting class today.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Maybe you want to try painting?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Painting? Ooh, yes, I like painting!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Now, um, brush...

0:05:20 > 0:05:22CRASH

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Ooh.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Whoops!

0:05:30 > 0:05:31- Do you know what?- What?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35I haven't pinched a single person all afternoon since wearing

0:05:35 > 0:05:36- these mittens!- Yeah!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40The only thing is, though, makes it very hard to do anything else.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44What if you try doing something with your feet instead of

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- your claws?- Ah-ha-ha, yeah! But, now, wait a minute.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51What can Miss Claudia do with her feet?

0:05:51 > 0:05:56- TANNOY:- Attention, all the guests, today's dance lesson is about to

0:05:56 > 0:05:59begin in the garden!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I thank you!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Oh, that's it! Come on!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Yeah-heh-heh!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Five, six, seven, eight...

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Dancing!- Dancing! I love dancing!

0:06:10 > 0:06:14And Miss Claudia the crab doesn't need her claws to do it!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- No.- Do you know? I've always been nimble on me feet, me.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20And now Flamenco dancing!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Flamenco, it's me favourite!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oh! Oh, no! Claudia, your mittens!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32And now everybody grab a partner.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34It's time for the square dance.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Ooh!- Hey!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41- Ow!- Oh! Ooh, dear.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Whoopsy! Me mittens came off.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Er, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to pinch you.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Yeah.- You're a crab!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50You can't help pinching!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I think I better not dance anymore either.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Wait! Wait!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58I give up! I don't think that this hotel is right for a crab like me!

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Oh! Of course it is!

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Of course it is! The Furchester's right for everyone!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06But I don't want to accidentally pinch anyone else!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09We'll find a way to solve your pinching problem.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11After all, we're Furchesters!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- And a Furchester never gives up! - Yeah.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16DING DING

0:07:16 > 0:07:17# La, la, la, la, la

0:07:17 > 0:07:19# La, la, la, la, la

0:07:19 > 0:07:20# La, la, la, la, la, la

0:07:20 > 0:07:23# A Furchester never gives up

0:07:23 > 0:07:25# Never gives up, never gives up

0:07:25 > 0:07:27# A Furchester never gives up

0:07:27 > 0:07:30# We try our very best

0:07:30 > 0:07:32# Cos we are monsters, through and through

0:07:32 > 0:07:34# And so we do what monsters do

0:07:34 > 0:07:39# We argh and oof and oof some more

0:07:39 > 0:07:43# We oof even harder than before

0:07:43 > 0:07:46# A Furchester never gives up

0:07:46 > 0:07:48# Never gives up, never gives up

0:07:48 > 0:07:50# A Furchester never gives up

0:07:50 > 0:07:52# We try our very best

0:07:52 > 0:07:54# But a Furchester never

0:07:54 > 0:07:56# Never!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58# Well, are we ever! Ever!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01# A Furchester never gives up! #

0:08:05 > 0:08:07There must be something we can do to

0:08:07 > 0:08:10help Claudia with her pinching problem.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- GONG - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Yay! Tea-time! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Ooh, my! What?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19What is going on?!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Oh, er, ooh!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Um...

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Oh, my chess pieces!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Let me help you with that.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28There.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Hang on a minute!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Those claws are quite good at picking up little pieces.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Fuzzawubba! Well, that gives me a monster idea!

0:08:36 > 0:08:41Maybe Claudia can help pinch things that need pinching!

0:08:41 > 0:08:46Ooh, yes! Does anybody else need anything else pinching?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49I always like to lend a hand! Er, I mean, claw!

0:08:49 > 0:08:55Ooh! How would you like to be our Official Furchester Pincher?!

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Ooh! Do you know what, I would LOVE that!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03ATTENTION, THE GUESTS!

0:09:03 > 0:09:08IF ANYONE NEEDS SOMETHING PINCHED, PLEASE REPORT TO THE

0:09:08 > 0:09:10FURCHESTER PINCHER -

0:09:10 > 0:09:13CLAUDIA THE CRAB!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Woo! Claudia!- What can I do for ya?

0:09:15 > 0:09:20Well, I've dropped my favourite hair curler in the bottom of my bag.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Ooh! I can pinch that.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25And I've got a thread on my jumper.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Ooh! I can pinch that!

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Well, I got these here mittens. Could you help me take them off?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Ooh, yeah, I can pinch them. Ooh!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37All right!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Problem solved!

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Excuse me, everybody, watch your backs. Coming through!

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Whoa, we got a queue jumper!

0:09:43 > 0:09:47This important. Me got cookie stuck in bottom of jar!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Ooh, I can pinch that! - OK.- Right. Let's see here.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Ooh!- Oh, thank you, Furchester Pincher! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Me got cookie!

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Am, nam, nam, nam!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Om, nom, nom!- Ooh!- Num, num, ooh, yum. Num, num, num, num.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Next!

0:10:06 > 0:10:07DING DING

0:10:09 > 0:10:11# We've had such fun together

0:10:11 > 0:10:14# It's been a monster day

0:10:14 > 0:10:16# The Furchester is furrier

0:10:16 > 0:10:19# When you come to stay!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21# We'd like you to stay forever

0:10:21 > 0:10:24# Or longer, if you can

0:10:24 > 0:10:26# We put our furry heads together

0:10:26 > 0:10:28# And came up with this plan, so

0:10:28 > 0:10:30# Don't check out!

0:10:30 > 0:10:31# Don't check out!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34# Please, please, please, please don't go!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36# Don't check out!

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Don't check out!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39# No, no, no, no, no, no, no

0:10:39 > 0:10:42# Please, please, don't check out!

0:10:42 > 0:10:43# Na, na, na, na

0:10:43 > 0:10:45# Na, na, na, na

0:10:45 > 0:10:46# Na, na, na

0:10:46 > 0:10:49# La, la, la, la, la, la, la

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

0:10:52 > 0:10:57# Farewell from the Furchester Hotel! #