A Very Dull Birthday

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04BELL RINGS

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:07 > 0:00:13# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

0:00:13 > 0:00:14# Your room is ready for you

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just need to get the bed

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# A pillow for your head

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# The hotel's run by monsters Our staff's beyond compare

0:00:23 > 0:00:28# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- # So welcome - To The Furchester

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Welcome...

0:00:35 > 0:00:36ELMO GIGGLES

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To The Furchester

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- # Dining style- So genteel

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Cookie come with every meal

0:00:45 > 0:00:48# La-la-la la-la-la la-la-la-la

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- # Here's your keys- So check right in - Let your furry stay begin

0:00:52 > 0:00:58# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel. #

0:01:09 > 0:01:14Right, just remember, everyone, this is a surprise birthday party,

0:01:14 > 0:01:16so don't tell Mr Dull.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18OK, Phoebe. Animal remember.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Right. Let's see if we've got everything.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Er, party hats.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Ooh, er, check!- Party games.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Check.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28And party guests.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Check out?!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31You can't check out.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34You'll miss the...(surprise party).

0:01:34 > 0:01:36But I need to get to work.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh, that can wait, Mr Bigwig.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I'll just check you back in,

0:01:41 > 0:01:44and re-welcome you with furry arms.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48- So, that's a check on party guests. - Yes.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Party horns?- Er, check.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oh, wait. You said party horns?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Oh, me thought you said party cookies!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58No, I said party horns.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh, right, well, me go get those. But first,

0:02:01 > 0:02:03um-num-num-num-num!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Oh, boy. This party going to be great.- Yeah!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Bye, Cookie.- Next, singing birthday cake.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18# Hello. #

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Oh, check. This is going to be so much fun.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24# So, who is the birthday boy? #

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Shh!- Shh?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29That's a funny name. Takes all sorts, I suppose.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Very well.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32# Happy birthday to Shh

0:02:32 > 0:02:35# Happy birthday to Shh Happy birthday, dear... #

0:02:35 > 0:02:39No! Shh as in "be quiet".

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh! That totally makes more sense.

0:02:42 > 0:02:47See, we're throwing a surprise birthday party for Mr Harvey P Dull,

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Mrs Singing Birthday Cake.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- And we're keeping it a secret. - Keeping what a secret?

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Oh, Mr Harvey P Dull's surprise birthday party.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58THEY ALL GASP

0:02:58 > 0:03:03So, that whole secret thing, that was, what, more like a guideline?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Yeeeah. Sorry, everybody. - Oh, that's all right, Elmo.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09You're just excited.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oh, Elmo IS excited!

0:03:11 > 0:03:16Harvey P Dull's birthday party is going to be so much fun!

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Fun?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I've never had a birthday party.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23And I don't think I'd like one at all.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26No. No, thank you.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- But we've invited all these people. - And we've got party hats.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34And they've booked a top-quality singing birthday cake...

0:03:34 > 0:03:36who'll need to be paid, whatever happens.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Oh, no. Mr Harvey P Dull doesn't want a party?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41This is a big problem!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44It's a catastrophe!

0:03:46 > 0:03:50# It's more than just a slip-up or a mess-up or a mishap

0:03:50 > 0:03:52# A Furchester catastrophe

0:03:52 > 0:03:54# We need to fix it fast-trophe

0:03:54 > 0:03:56# And put it in the past-trophe

0:03:56 > 0:03:58# This simply cannot last-trophe

0:03:58 > 0:03:59# A Furchester catastrophe

0:03:59 > 0:04:01# The problem is so vast-trophe

0:04:01 > 0:04:03# We're really flabbergastrophed

0:04:03 > 0:04:05# Let's ding the bell for blastrophe

0:04:05 > 0:04:08# Catastrophe, catastrophe What a catastrophe

0:04:08 > 0:04:11# Catastrophe, catastrophe I want it in the past-trophe

0:04:11 > 0:04:15# It's a catastro...what a disastro...it's a catastrophe. #

0:04:18 > 0:04:22OK, everyone. Let's not panic yet. What was it Harvey said?

0:04:22 > 0:04:23He said, "Fun?"

0:04:25 > 0:04:26No, no, after that.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29"I've never had a birthday party."

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Right. So, maybe he doesn't really know much about them.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35What if we show him how great they are?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38So that he'll change his mind about having one?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Everyone loves parties.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43You're a marvel, Fergus!

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Mwah!

0:04:45 > 0:04:49OK, Mr Dull, we're going to show you how much fun parties are.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Yeah, baby.- Oh, well,

0:04:51 > 0:04:55can't I learn how much fun they are by sitting and reading a book?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Sorry, Mr Harvey P Dull,

0:04:57 > 0:05:01but Elmo and Phoebe don't have any books about birthday parties.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Well, can I at least sit in my chair?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Oh, of course.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Sure.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12You know, the best thing about a surprise party is that

0:05:12 > 0:05:15it starts with a surprise.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Like...

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Surprise! - ALL CHEER AND LAUGH

0:05:24 > 0:05:29Party time! Oh, party time, party time!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Party time!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- HE GROANS - No.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39I do not like surprises.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Surprise!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, Elmo, let's show Mr Harvey P Dull

0:05:51 > 0:05:54all the other party stuff we've got planned.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59Oh, yeah! Mr Harvey, you are going to love it.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:04 > 0:06:06We've got party music for you, Mr Dull.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11What's the matter, Mr Harvey P Dull? Don't you like party dancing?

0:06:11 > 0:06:16Well, not really, Elmo. It's hard to read while I'm jiggling around.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Don't worry. Well, let's try party games next.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh, you'll love party games, Mr Dull.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26# Fun, fun, party games Fun, party, whoop, whoop... #

0:06:28 > 0:06:32And that's how you play Pin The Tail On The Donkey, got it?

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Well, yes. I wear this blindfold

0:06:36 > 0:06:41and I try to put the tail on the donkey's bottom.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Exactly! It's going to be so much fun.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- OK, Mr Dull, here we go. - Spinning? Why am I spinning?

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Because spinning makes everything more fun!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53One, two, three, go!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56HARVEY MUTTERS IN CONFUSION Whooah! Whoooo!

0:06:56 > 0:07:00THE OTHERS LAUGH EXCITEDLY

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Ahhh! Ha-ha!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06HE LAUGHS SLYLY

0:07:08 > 0:07:10DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:07:12 > 0:07:15I've pinned the tail on my chair!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I don't think Mr Dull likes this game.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24- When Elmo and Phoebe play, it's lots of fun.- Yeah.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26But... But my chair...

0:07:28 > 0:07:32How about you try some delicious party food, Mr Dull?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Yeah.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37THEY YELP

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Aaaarrgghh! - SQUELCH!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Oh, boy.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47HE MUTTERS AWKWARDLY

0:07:47 > 0:07:49HE WHISTLES NONCHALANTLY

0:07:49 > 0:07:51My favourite book!

0:07:56 > 0:08:01Ohh. I've cleaned it twice and it's still sticky.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Elmo and Phoebe are really sorry, Mr Harvey P Dull.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09And my favourite chair has a tail on it.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14I don't think I want to find out any more about parties.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16We've got so much more to show you.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17- Yeah.- No.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I've had enough.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20I'm going to my room

0:08:20 > 0:08:23and I'm not coming out until my birthday is over.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Oh, dear,

0:08:24 > 0:08:29the whole point of having a party was to make Mr Harvey P Dull happy.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31And now we've made him unhappy.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33And it's his birthday!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oh, this is a problem.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37What are we going to do?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Let's put our furry heads together and think.- Ah!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- ALL:- Thiiiiink!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Anyone?- No, I've got nothing yet.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Boy, thinking about things that will make Harvey P Dull happy is hard.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53All he wants to do is sit and read his book.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Yeah.

0:08:55 > 0:09:00Fuzzawubba! That gives me a monster idea, Mum!

0:09:00 > 0:09:05- I know how to make Mr Harvey P Dull happy!- Ooh!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11I said I don't like parties.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Oh, I think you'll like this one. - Yeah.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17OK, there you go.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19ALL: Happy birthday!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- I... I...- We tried throwing you a party

0:09:22 > 0:09:24with all the things WE really like.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27But what Elmo and Phoebe should have done

0:09:27 > 0:09:30is thought about what Mr Harvey P Dull likes.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32So now you can sit in your favourite chair

0:09:32 > 0:09:35with your favourite book all day.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- And we'll make sure no-one bothers you.- Yeah.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41We might ask if you want a cup of tea.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43If you don't mind.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Well, maybe I do like parties after all.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50This is just what I wanted.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55ALL LAUGH

0:09:55 > 0:09:59This is the best birthday ever.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Well done, everyone.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Problem solved.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Me home. And me got the party horns!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Oh, no! - HE TOOTS

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oh, Cookie!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Sorry!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16DING! DING! DING!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20# We've had such fun together

0:10:20 > 0:10:22# It's been a monster day

0:10:22 > 0:10:26# The Furchester is furrier when you come to stay

0:10:26 > 0:10:29# So don't check out Don't check out

0:10:29 > 0:10:32# Please, please, please Please don't go

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- # Don't check out - Don't check out

0:10:34 > 0:10:40# No, no, no, no, no, no, no Please, please don't check out! #

0:10:40 > 0:10:44THEY CHEER

0:10:49 > 0:10:56# Farewell from The Furchester Hotel! #