0:00:02 > 0:00:03# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# I splash some water on my face To get the sleep out of my eyes.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# The sun's out shining, I better stop rhyming
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# As Mum's always telling me Fix up your timing.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12# Now we got a show on CBBC
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Sure all of my fans Will be happy to see me
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# It's sick cos the time is here
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# We're doing well as you can tell
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- # So here comes the show with Johnny..- ..and Inel. #
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Hello, and welcome to the Johnny...- ..and Inel show.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40I'm Johnny, the guy with big hair, great jokes
0:00:40 > 0:00:42and I'm not bad-looking either.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46And I'm Inel, the dude with the yellow beanie, cheeky smile
0:00:46 > 0:00:48and the trademark laugh - aha!
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Coming up on the show
0:00:51 > 0:00:53we've got some hilarious sketches, some great banter,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56and awesome guest performances from Jonathan and Charlotte.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Does that sound exciting?
0:00:58 > 0:00:59AUDIENCE: Yeah!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Never fear, for Wasteman's here!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I'm sorry, but I think it was you.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Oh, my golly golly gosh, sir! It wasn't even me.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28# I'm so excited And I just can't hide it. #
0:01:28 > 0:01:32All right, all right, save some energy for our greet of the week.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Oh, yeah.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Greet of the Week is the part of the show where we show you a greet
0:01:36 > 0:01:37that you can do with your friends.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Me and Inel have already thought of one back stage.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41- Ready?- Oh, yeah.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43BOTH: Batt, batt, batt, batt, boom!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44One more!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47BOTH: Batt, batt, batt, batt, boom!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49OK, let's go. Ready?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52BOTH: Batt, batt, batt, batt, boom!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- Yeah.- They got it!
0:01:53 > 0:01:54They got it locked down!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Guys, I think we should crack on with the first sketch in the Johnny Show.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Whoa, whoa! I reckon it should be called the Inel and Johnny Show,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04because my name's more unique.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Like iPhone or iPad, yeah, Kids are going to remember that.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Listen.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I like Inel, I really do, but the kids love Johnny,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14and we've got to give the kids what they want.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Whoa, whoa. What do you know about what the kids want?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19You gave your niece a bunch of fruit for her birthday.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24She asked for a Blackberry. How am I supposed to know she wanted a phone?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Let's cut to a sketch.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Kids, tired of your parents trying to be cool?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Did your dad's dancing ruin your last birthday party?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Whoa, whoa!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Well, then, you need parental plimsolls.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55We know that most parents don't have any rhythm,
0:02:55 > 0:02:59but give them these as a present and we'll do the rest.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00You are in control!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Your parents footsteps will only move where you dictate.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Transform your mum and dad's dancing from lawless...
0:03:09 > 0:03:10..to flawless.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16That's more party invites for them. And more free time for you.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Call now.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Ten times ten is...
0:03:28 > 0:03:30BLONDIE HUMS
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Sorry, is somebody humming?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Err, it wasn't me?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Right, OK.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41BLONDIE HUMS
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I'm sorry, but I think it was you humming then.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Oh, my gosh, sir!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47It wasn't me!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh, my gosh, how do you know it was me?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51And even if it was, how can you prove it was me?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54You can't, you can't. That's what I'm saying.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55It wasn't even me, sir. It was him!
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Hey!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Told you!
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Come on, guys.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Right. So ten times ten is...
0:04:05 > 0:04:07BLONDIE HUMS
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Well, that's definitely you drumming.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14You lie!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15It was you!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh, my golly golly gosh, sir!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Have you got any evidence for that? Where's the evidence, sir?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh, my gosh, if this was in a court of law could you prove it?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25No, you couldn't, no, you couldn't, that's what I'm saying.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27This room is just bear echoey
0:04:27 > 0:04:30and you're blaming me for all the sounds.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Sounds everywhere, sounds over there, could have been her,
0:04:32 > 0:04:36sounds over there, could have been him, but it wasn't, it was him!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Hey!- Told you!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42This is your last warning. I'm about to go mad here.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43And you do not want that!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Right, ten times ten is...
0:04:50 > 0:04:51- That's clearly you. - What was me?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54The trombone. You're holding a trombone!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Oh, my gosh, I'm holding a trombone in my hand?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58What's a trombone? Is this a trombone? Is this a trombone?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I don't know what a trombone is.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02This ain't even a trombone, this is a pencil case.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04See?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07What are you talking about? You have a trombone in your hand!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Give me it here.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15See?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Oh, my gosh, sir!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20You were just doing that thing you told us not to do!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21No, I was doing...
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Yes, you did. I saw you, sir.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24What you were doing, because...
0:05:24 > 0:05:26It's all in my ears like pow!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27It wasn't even me! It was him!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh, my days!
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Oh!
0:05:32 > 0:05:37CHILDREN BANG TABLES
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Hold on, hold on. Can we get the graphics back up?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yeah, I mean, look at that. My name's tiny!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Yeah, that's how it's meant to be, mate.- Is it?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Yeah, it says it all here in the producer's notes.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05- Have you not read 'em?- No.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Ah, right, well. How can I break this to you?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12They see me more of, like, the Harry Potter. I'm like the Harry Potter.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Got it.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15And they see you more like the little Ron Weasley kid
0:06:15 > 0:06:18who just follows him around everywhere.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Whoa, let me see that.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Whoa, I haven't finished reading it!
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Right, how can I say this? OK.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29They see me more of like the Jay-Z, and they see you more like...
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Ah, Kanye West! I get it now. I get it, I get it.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34No. More like Jay-Z's assistant.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37You just hand me the bottles of water and let me do the magic.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Ho, ho, ho!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40All right, then.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I'll just stay back here, then.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Out of sight, out of mind.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50All right.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Don't worry about it, mate. Look, I'm kind.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54You're going to have your day to shine as well.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58It's just all you need is someone hyping you up.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59So every time you do something,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02there's your hype man making you look good. Go on.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Nah, I'm just going to get a ginger beer,
0:07:03 > 0:07:05then I'm going to get on outta here.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oooowww!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I didn't see it coming!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Mad rhymes, mad rhymes! Go again, go again.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15OK.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17My names Inel, I like watching TV.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I'm not silly, though, I'm not going to put that on my CV.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oooowww! This guy's on fire!!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Good, innit?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Go again, come on! What have you got?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29What, what, what, what, what!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33The fans love me, they're clearly obsessed.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37It's the Inel Show, it's better than the rest. Yeah!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40That was good!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Whoa, whoa.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Whoo-hoo!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- What was that? - What was what?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46What was that? That last bit?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Yeah! I feel good!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50No, not that, the last bit.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53You said The Inel Show. This is The Johnny and Inel show.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55We have been over this already.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Oh, no, don't bring me down, man. I'm flying at the minute, man.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I'm flying, you know. Yeah.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01No, no, I am...
0:08:01 > 0:08:03# I believe I can fly
0:08:03 > 0:08:06# I believe I can touch the sky. #
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Listen, I am trying to hype you up and you're trying to mug me off.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Shut this lot down! Bring a sketch on!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Bring a sketch on!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Hi, I'm Boris Noris.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26And I'm Noris Gloris.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Our top story today. Comedians Johnny Cochrane
0:08:30 > 0:08:34and Inel Tomlinson have been commissioned their own CBBC show.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37In light of the recent news,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40we went out on the street to see how the public felt.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I don't know who they are.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Oh, them two? Yeah, they usually come in every Thursday.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52The one with the big hair, he usually gets meatball carbonara,
0:08:52 > 0:08:55and the bald one, he just usually has a couple of ginger beers.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Who are they?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Oh, have they got their own show, have they?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Well. Nice.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Well, tune in next time, guys.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06I've been Boris Noris.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09And I've been Noris Gloris.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Ta-ta.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17So what are you having for dinner?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Lasagne.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Once upon a time, a kid got dumped in the trash.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39That kid discovered he had powers.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Powers of the waste.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46The thrilling adventures of...
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Wasteman!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh! Oh!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh, oh, oh!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Help! Help!
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Help!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hi!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Did someone order a superhero?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh, thank goodness you're here.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Can you go and find somebody who can actually help me, please?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Well, that's why I'm here. That's what I do.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Never fear, for Wasteman's here!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Yeah, I'm here to save the day.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oh, I wanted Superman. I like him.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Well, you got me, all right?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Besides, Superman's old news.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41I'm the new breed of superhero. Bit cooler, bit more down to earth.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43It's just that you look a bit silly, that's all.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48That's brave, saying that to a big, powerful superhero like me.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50You got guts. I like it.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53So are you as powerful as superman, then?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Well, wouldn't really like to compare us, to be honest.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57I mean, we do different things.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01So you can shoot lasers from your eyes, stop a train with your
0:11:01 > 0:11:05bare hands, and of course you can fly faster than a speeding bullet!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07So many questions from you, isn't there? Ha-ha!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Yeah, anyway, I heard you screaming out for help, so I'm here.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12How can I help?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Oh, yes, well, I was doing the vacuuming
0:11:15 > 0:11:18and I accidentally vacuumed up the curtain.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Did you say vacuum?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh, I'm starting to feel a bit sick.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30What's the matter, Wasteman?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34It just vacuums. I can't handle them.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38It's only me and dogs that seem to understand just how evil they are.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Are you kidding?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44You're a powerful superhero and you're scared of a vacuum?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Do you think Superman would be scared of a vacuum?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Listen, we've all got weaknesses, all right?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Kryptonite, do you think I'm scared of that?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I could eat kryptonite on toast! It's easy!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00But vacuums, I just can't handle them.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04They clean up rubbish and destroy waste.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06So what am I supposed to do now?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08You'll have to sort it out yourself!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10My powers are no good around here.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13From now on, please only call us for the big stuff.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15None of this small stuff.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22May the waste be with you!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31COMPUTER GAME MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Hello, there, gamers! It's madjimbo28 here,
0:12:39 > 0:12:42champion of Immortal Flyer Turbo 2 Redux Edition!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46And I'm shotcaller007, Gears Of Dragon Beast!
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Prestige three.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51And welcome to another episode of...
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Super game reviewers!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Now, today we're going to be walking you through
0:12:56 > 0:13:00one of the toughest levels of Productive Teenager 2.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02So we're going to go ahead and jump in on co-op mode
0:13:02 > 0:13:05and show you the definitive way to beat the level
0:13:05 > 0:13:07whilst unlocking all the achievements.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Here we go!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Now, the object of this level is to mow the garden.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Sounds easy, right?
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Wrong!
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Notice that madjimbo has equipped himself with dad's garden gloves.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Now, a lot of people don't know this,
0:13:20 > 0:13:22but if you turn on the portable radio
0:13:22 > 0:13:27you can get a 10% productivity boost and you unlock the DJ achievement.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by Psy
0:13:32 > 0:13:3420 points for the gamers' score.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Now I'm pressing A.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Whoa, that's a big rock there. Can you pick that up for me?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Shotcaller?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Are you still there? We're trying to do a speed run here.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51No!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Mum! Can you tell Darren to stop downloading
0:13:56 > 0:13:58when I'm trying to play online?
0:14:13 > 0:14:18Whoa, whoa! What's going on here? What's this?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Johnny, what's going on?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Oh, hiya, mate. You all right?
0:14:22 > 0:14:23What's this?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Yeah, really great news. - Yeah?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Well, because we're becoming really big stars,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30some bigger than others,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32we don't have to share a dressing room any more.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Oh, right, OK.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37And I'm going to suffer and keep the old one,
0:14:37 > 0:14:40and you get the new and exciting one down the corridor.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41- Oh, down there?- Yeah.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Oh, nice!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Oh, it's a good 'un, mate, it's a good 'un.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I'm going to go and check it out.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Oh, wait a sec.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Don't forget your things.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Cheers.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54That's not yours.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Right.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Yeah!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03# I got my own dressing room.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11He's having a laugh!
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Johnny!
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Oh, hello!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Well, we've all been there, haven't we?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Sat on a bus enjoying the journey,
0:15:35 > 0:15:39then some kids get on, laughing and joking,
0:15:39 > 0:15:40then it hits you. Boom.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44You realise you haven't got the slightest idea
0:15:44 > 0:15:46what they're actually saying.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50COUGHS
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Well, welcome to the Dictionary Of What Kids Say.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Here, we'll be unveiling the hidden meanings
0:15:59 > 0:16:01behind what your friends are saying.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05This week, "one ding".
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Now, to understand
0:16:06 > 0:16:08this wonderful little phrase,
0:16:08 > 0:16:10we must first see it in action.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13So, imagine if you will that Blondie's mum
0:16:13 > 0:16:17has forgotten to buy her a £5 top up voucher,
0:16:17 > 0:16:23but Blondie needs to contact Robbie to see if he would like to play out.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26What will Blondie do?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Mum, you didn't buy me any top up credit!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31How am I supposed to ring Robbie now?
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Then it hits her.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Actually, it's fine. I'm going to one ding him now.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39One ding.
0:16:39 > 0:16:45One ding, meaning to call once and hang up,
0:16:45 > 0:16:50therefore letting the recipient know that you're trying to contact them
0:16:50 > 0:16:54whilst still preserving those few precious pennies left of credit
0:16:54 > 0:16:56that you actually have.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58PHONE RINGS
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Oh!
0:17:00 > 0:17:04There's my friend Arthur one dinging me now.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Better give him a call back.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11Join me next time, won't you, on the Dictionary of What Kids Say.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Welcome back to the Johnny Show, guys.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35Now, please help me welcome my guests this week, Jonathan and Charlotte!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Whoa, whoa. What's going on here?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39And why are you wearing a gold jacket?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Oh, you know. I think it suits me, don't you?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Anyway, you know, I've just got to introduce my guests this week.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48I'm thinking of calling this segment Johnny's Guest of the Week.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Oh, no, no. You've gone to far, Johnny. You've gone too far.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53All right, chill out, diva.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I haven't really got time for this anyway.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I've just got to introduce my guests. Please welcome to the stage...
0:17:59 > 0:18:01No! No! No!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06I'm going to introduce our guests.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10I don't think so. This is the Johnny's Guest of the Week, so...
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Oh, no, I'm going to be introducing the guests.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Right, there's only one way to settle this.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15- Oh, yeah?- Yeah.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Ha-ha! First!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- First to three.- All right.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Ah!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Yes! I win.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Whoa, you said first to three.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Best of three, clear your ears out. Waxy.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Errr, we're going again, we're going again.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Fine.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Crane!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Crushes rock, destroys scissors and paper.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50What you talking about? I was doing bald eagle, bald eagle.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53You can't change, you cannot change in the middle. No, you can't.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I didn't change. I was still transitioning, still transitioning.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Crane would stop it anyway.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58MIMES CRANE
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Bald Eagle! Caw-caw!
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Ahem!
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Thanks.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Please welcome to the stage!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Us.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Singing Take That as you've never heard it before,
0:19:11 > 0:19:14take it away, Jonathan and Charlotte!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16# Sei tu
0:19:16 > 0:19:18# Che dai
0:19:18 > 0:19:21# Luce al cielo
0:19:25 > 0:19:28# Tu sei
0:19:28 > 0:19:31# La stella
0:19:31 > 0:19:34# Che mi abbaglia
0:19:34 > 0:19:36# Sei tu
0:19:37 > 0:19:42# Non smetter mai
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# Non andar via
0:19:45 > 0:19:49# Non andar via
0:19:49 > 0:19:54# Oh, insieme sopra le nuvole noi
0:19:54 > 0:19:57# Stai con me e vedrai
0:19:57 > 0:20:01#Che il mondo e nostro
0:20:07 > 0:20:09# Se tutto
0:20:09 > 0:20:12# Va giu I
0:20:12 > 0:20:16# O saro
0:20:16 > 0:20:18# Con te
0:20:18 > 0:20:22# Se piange
0:20:22 > 0:20:24# Il cielo
0:20:24 > 0:20:26# Ci saro
0:20:28 > 0:20:30# Per te
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# Mi dai
0:20:33 > 0:20:36# Il respiro
0:20:36 > 0:20:38# Non andar via
0:20:38 > 0:20:43# Non andar via, oh
0:20:43 > 0:20:48# Insieme sopra le nuvole noi
0:20:48 > 0:20:51# Stai con me e vedrai
0:20:51 > 0:20:54# Che il mondo e nostro
0:20:56 > 0:21:00# Noi due ed il sole non serve piu
0:21:00 > 0:21:03# Stai con me e saprai
0:21:03 > 0:21:09# Che il mondo e nostro
0:21:09 > 0:21:13# Ogni stella splendera per te
0:21:13 > 0:21:16# Il cielo sembra un fuoco blu
0:21:20 > 0:21:27# Per te. #
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Now, guys, that was some awesome singing there,
0:21:41 > 0:21:42but you know what,
0:21:42 > 0:21:45my mum thinks I've got a wicked opera voice as well,
0:21:45 > 0:21:48so, you know, have a listen to this see what you think.
0:21:48 > 0:21:55# Inelllllll... #
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Pretty good, innit?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01You could give him a run for his money, I reckon.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Yeah, not bad.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06You did get discovered on Britain's Got Talent, right?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09So who's your favourite person that you met on that show?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11On the show? Favourite person.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Well...
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Oh, that's a difficult question
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Can I name two people?
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Go on.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Ant and Dec.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Oh, yes, Ant and Dec. We loved them. They're cool.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Yeah. Double acts, eh? Who'd have thunk it?
0:22:24 > 0:22:30So, may I apologise for Inel causing a scene at the start of this section.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34I don't think he's going to be on the show for very long, anyway.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35He's not very professional.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37But Charlotte, do you ever think that Jonathan
0:22:37 > 0:22:39may have been holding you back?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Never. We love working as a duo.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43We've got great chemistry, like you guys.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44See? Hey-hey!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Amazing.- You think so?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Yeah, I'm loving the chemistry. It's wicked.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Thanks, Jonathan. Hey-hey!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Yeah, all right, mate. Calm down.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55No need to carry on. Please give it up...
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Yeah-yeah!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Let's just both do it, OK?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Please give it up for Jonathan and Charlotte!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13On today's Johnny Kyle show, we have Nokio.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15He's been accused of skipping school
0:23:15 > 0:23:18and stealing from his father Gepetto's workshop.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22These accusations Nokio strongly denies.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Well, let's get him on the show, then, shall we, guys?
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Nokio!
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Basically, yeah, basically, yeah, basically, yeah.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36My dad, yeah, he's accusing me of everything. He's a control freak.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40He thinks just because he made me, he can control me, like a puppet.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I'm not hassing it! Not having it!
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Right.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Well, why don't you sit down, and tell us what really happened?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51This is your opportunity to tell the truth!
0:23:53 > 0:23:58Well, basically, he thinks I've been skipping school
0:23:58 > 0:24:02to take part in a backstreet puppet show.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Rubbish! Why would I do that with moves like I have?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Look, watch this.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13See that, see that, see that.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Ready for prime time TV. P-Factor!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Puppets Got Talent!
0:24:17 > 0:24:18All of it!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I'm not impressed. Sit down.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Your father Gepetto told our researchers
0:24:24 > 0:24:26that you have stolen from him before.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Three times, in fact.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32The last one being his special pocket watch.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Rubbish, rubbish!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Those two other times, it was a misunderstanding,
0:24:36 > 0:24:41and the last time, he lent it to me, but he just forgot that he did.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Well, he said that you had taken it without his permission.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49All right, let's do this.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Lie detector time, Nokio.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Are you ready for this?
0:24:57 > 0:24:58We asked Nokio...
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Oh!
0:25:18 > 0:25:22Whatever! Those results are fixed! They're fixed!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Oh, my gosh! Why would I do a show like that, though?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Why would I, though? Why would I, though?
0:25:30 > 0:25:31We also asked Nokio...
0:25:48 > 0:25:50HE CRIES
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Don't you even dare start crying!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Your father deserves better than this. He's a good man.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Serves him right.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58If you want to be treated like a real boy,
0:25:58 > 0:26:00why don't you start acting like one?
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Get him out of here!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Right. Now that's done, who's next?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21First up, thanks to Johnny for sorting out the titles for me.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Oh, and I believe you'll be needing this.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26These are the keys to your exactly-the-same-as-mine
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- dressing room.- Oh, nice!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31And I've got to say, it's been nice working with you, man.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33It's been nice working with you, too, man. Hey!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35BOTH: Batt, batt, batt, batt, boom!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Ah!
0:26:41 > 0:26:44The only thing really left is to sort out the end music for the theme.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Have you had any ideas? - No.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50That's great, because I've had one. It goes like this.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:26:54 > 0:26:57# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:26:57 > 0:27:00# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:27:00 > 0:27:04# J-J-J-J, J-J-J-J
0:27:04 > 0:27:06# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Say Johnny.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Johnny.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:27:10 > 0:27:12# And Inel!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:27:14 > 0:27:17# Johnny! #
0:27:19 > 0:27:26# Iiiiiii-nellll! #
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Johnny!
0:27:48 > 0:27:51I-i-i-i-i-nel!
0:27:51 > 0:27:52Johnny!
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Inel!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57- Johnny! - Inel!
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Inel! - Johnny!
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Subtitles by Red Bee Media