0:00:02 > 0:00:03# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# Splash water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Now we've got a show on CBBC
0:00:13 > 0:00:14# Sure all of my fans will be out to see me
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Get set, cos the time is here
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# We're doing well as you can tell
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- # So here comes the show with Johnny...- And Inel. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:36Oh, my gosh, Sir. You're being so unprofessional right now.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Now, pens and papers at the ready.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Today I will discuss...video games.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44CHEERING
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Ha ha ha! That's what I'm talking about.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54EVIL LAUGHTER
0:00:54 > 0:00:57All these colouring pens are mine. Mine, mine!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:05 > 0:01:10Hey hey! Yeah! Yeah. Ha ha ha ha!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Hello and welcome to The Johnny And Inel Show, guys,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16and we've got another fun-filled, packed episode.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Isn't that right, Johnny? - I'm not sure about that.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21INEL LAUGHS
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Anyway, so we're going to start off with Greet Of The Week.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Oh, excellent. I thought of one myself this time.- Oh, nice.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Yeah, it simply goes like this. Hold out your hand, Inel.- Yeah, yeah.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37- Just goes like that, and there you go.- That's a formal handshake.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40It certainly is. Kids, can you get that?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Oh, they've got it. They look pleased, excellent.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48A formal handshake, very useful when in a business situation.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49INEL LAUGHS
0:01:49 > 0:01:53So anyway, on today 's show, we've got those of sketches,
0:01:53 > 0:01:55we've got special guests and...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I'm sorry, but we have none of that any more.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00No, no, no. Not after last time.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02What do you mean, "Not after last time"?
0:02:02 > 0:02:08- Hold on, why are you wearing a suit? - Did you not get the memo?- What memo?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Give this a read.- What's this?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:02:12 > 0:02:17"Dear Johnny and Inel, unless you start to get more professional,
0:02:17 > 0:02:21"we might be forced to reconsider The Johnny And Inel Show
0:02:21 > 0:02:29"on CBBC. Have a great day. Lots of love, the bosses." What's this?
0:02:29 > 0:02:35- Yes, Inel, we need to be more serious now.- Serious?! This is a comedy show.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- Inel, with a great TV show comes great responsibility.- Huh?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- We need to talk about serious things in a serious way.- OK.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46And you guys better be paying attention
0:02:46 > 0:02:48cos there's going to be an exam at the end.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51AUDIENCE GROANS
0:02:51 > 0:02:56- Oh, come on. You can't be serious. - Deadly serious.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Exams are the only way we know if the kids have been listening or not.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02What we have to do is speak to them
0:03:02 > 0:03:05and then get them to recite exactly what we've said.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07OK, you know what? I'll try it out.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Repeat after me.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15# Johnny is a silly billy
0:03:15 > 0:03:18ALL: # Johnny is a silly billy. #
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Oh, you got it, you got it. Again!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24# Johnny is a silly billy
0:03:24 > 0:03:28ALL: # Johnny is a silly billy. #
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Oh, yeah, it's working. - Stop it! No!- It works, you're right.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- What are you doing, Inel? - Didn't you hear that?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37You obviously weren't listening when I told you about responsibility.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39You're using your powers for evil.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43You should be acting more responsibly, Inel. Cut to a sketch.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47MONSTROUS LAUGHTER
0:03:51 > 0:03:53You now have 13 minutes left.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58ECHOING VOICE: 'Oh, so hungry.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01'I knew I should have had another slice of toast.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04'Oh, no! Please, not now!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08'I can't stop it. I can't... No, no!'
0:04:08 > 0:04:11DEEP RUMBLING
0:04:15 > 0:04:18'Oh, I think I got away with it.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21"Oh, hang on. Oh, no! Please, not...'
0:04:21 > 0:04:24FURTHER RUMBLING
0:04:24 > 0:04:26CHILDREN LAUGH
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Sir, you sound like you're dying.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33LOUDER RUMBLING
0:04:33 > 0:04:37CHILDREN LAUGH
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Oh, my gosh.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Ha ha! Yes, all right.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Sir's a proper comedian.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- ANOTHER ECHOING VOICE: - 'Hello, I'm here.'
0:04:55 > 0:04:58'I'm down here in the drawer. In the drawer!'
0:05:03 > 0:05:06'Yes, here I am. Go on. Open me up.'
0:05:06 > 0:05:11'I can't, I'm not allowed to eat in class. It's forbidden.'
0:05:11 > 0:05:16'They'll never know, go on, just a little nibble. Oh, come on!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- 'You're starving.'- 'Stop! Please, stop it! Must be strong.'
0:05:20 > 0:05:24'I am so full of delicious, milky goodness
0:05:24 > 0:05:26'and surprisingly low in calories.'
0:05:26 > 0:05:29'No, you're not real. You're not real!
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- 'That is my own voice. So hungry.' - 'What are you waiting for, then?
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- 'Eat me, eat me!' - No, please, stop it! Stop.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43OK. Ha ha! Ha ha!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44No, I didn't mean... No, no!
0:05:47 > 0:05:54I didn't mean you, no! Please, come back. Come back. Stop.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55HE SIGHS
0:06:16 > 0:06:21Oh, my gosh, Sir. You're being so unprofessional right now.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I swear down.
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0:06:38 > 0:06:42Sick of losing your ball to those pesky big boys?
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0:07:09 > 0:07:12Hello and welcome back to The Johnny Serious-Pants
0:07:12 > 0:07:14And Inel Funny-Guy Show.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:16 > 0:07:17- Inel, I'll take it from here.- What?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Just go over there and occupy Camera Six.- There is no Camera Six.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25I know, exactly. Please leave, right now. Thank you, off you pop.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29It's come to my attention that a number of you out there
0:07:29 > 0:07:31don't actually know how to do up your own shoelaces
0:07:31 > 0:07:35so I've devised a delightful little rhyme to make doing
0:07:35 > 0:07:39up your own shoelaces that little bit easier. So, everybody watching.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Here we go.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Bunny ears, bunny ears Playing by a tree
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Criss-cross the tree Trying to catch me
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Bunny ears, bunny ears Jumping through the hole
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Pops out the other side Beautiful and bold.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Beautiful.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58VELCRO RIPS
0:07:58 > 0:08:00AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:08:01 > 0:08:02INEL CHUCKLES
0:08:02 > 0:08:04What are you doing, Inel?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07You're ruining it when I'm trying to teach the kids something.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I'm just playing with my Velcros.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11INEL CHUCKLES
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, yeah, you think you could do better?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Fine, got a song of my own, you know. Watch me.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Hit the music.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:20 > 0:08:23You know, I hear some of you are having a little trouble
0:08:23 > 0:08:28with your shoelaces. Don't worry. Because I'm-a teach you. OK.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- IN TIME TO MUSIC:- So you wanna know how to tie your shoelace?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34ALL: We wanna know, we wanna know
0:08:34 > 0:08:38I said, you wanna know how to tie your shoelace?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40ALL: We wanna know, we wanna know
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I said, you wanna know how to tie your shoelace?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45ALL: We wanna know, we wanna know
0:08:45 > 0:08:46OK, listen.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48One lace, two lace Tie 'em in a knot
0:08:48 > 0:08:51But that's not it We've only just begun
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Pull it real tight and that's step number one
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Cos you don't wanna be running When your shoes come undone
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Cos tripping over your feet Just ain't no fun
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Especially if you land Right down on your bum
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Tie your laces properly I'll show you how it's done
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You don't wanna go home Crying to your mum
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Step two, get one of them And make a likkle bow
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Tie it round like this And push it through like so
0:09:12 > 0:09:15That's how you tie your laces Like a pro
0:09:15 > 0:09:18So go out there Show everybody what you know
0:09:18 > 0:09:20You just learned how to tie your shoelace
0:09:20 > 0:09:23ALL: We now know, we now know
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I said, you just learned to tie your shoelace
0:09:26 > 0:09:28ALL: We now know, we now know
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Yeaaaaaahhh, boom!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35ALL: Inel, Inel, Inel, Inel, Inel!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Just cut to a sketch.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41NEWS JINGLE PLAYS
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Hi, I'm Boris Horace.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53And I'm Norris Glorace.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56And welcome to the J&I news network.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Our top story today,
0:09:57 > 0:10:02The Johnny And Inel Show has now gotten serious - real serious.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07So serious, that I don't even think the viewers are allowed to laugh.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- That's pretty serious, Norris. - Deadly serious.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13You couldn't get even more serious, even if you wanted
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- to get more serious. - Oh, you could, Boris.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21- You could get seriousER. - SeriousER, Norris?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22SeriousER.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26That's how you know you are more serious.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27World.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39SAD MUSIC
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Welcome back to Issues, with Johnny and Inel -
0:10:42 > 0:10:47the series show about serious things that you need to start taking
0:10:47 > 0:10:50seriously.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52You know you can take things too seriously, you know, Johnny?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I mean, have you looked in the mirror lately?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56You look like an oversized cuddly toy!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Listen, I'm not dressed up like this for my own amusement.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05I'm here to make a very serious point to all of the audience, yeah.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- I'm here to discuss the plight of the polar bear.- Hello!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Now, pay attention you guys, and you guys at home,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13because it will be in your exam at the end of the episode.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Hello.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16LAUGHTER
0:11:16 > 0:11:23Now, where was I? The polar bear. One of Earth's most majestic creatures.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27But its very existence is being threatened,
0:11:27 > 0:11:30not by other animals, no...
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Rrrroaaarr!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34..and not by the terrain in which it lives.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44But instead, its existence is being threatened by...
0:11:44 > 0:11:49INEL HUMS SCI-FI TUNE
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- POLAR BEAR:- Oh, no! Alien invasion!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55LAUGHTER
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Aaaagh! He's coming back.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02LAUGHTER
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Oh, thank goodness! He's gone!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12SCI-FI TUNE RETURNS
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Oh, no! You're not about to make me extinct!
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Take this alien sky!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22No, no, no, no!
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Hooray! I've saved the day!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31What are you doing, Inel?
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Inel, the polar bear's plight is not being threatened by aliens!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37What are you talking about?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Just making it a bit more fun, you know.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Can I have a quick word, Inel? - Yes, sure.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45What are you doing, Inel?
0:12:45 > 0:12:46What are you actually doing?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I'm trying to make serious points to the audience so they learn
0:12:49 > 0:12:51something, particularly for the exam...
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Yes, I'm just adding some visual aids to help people out.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57The polar bear's plight is down to global warming, and the changing
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- environment...- Yes, I'm going to show the global warming bit...
0:13:00 > 0:13:02It's not aliens!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05The aliens were a fun bit to get them involved
0:13:05 > 0:13:08This is a serious show, Inel.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Yeah?- Look, no, no...- Yeah?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12No!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Look who's protecting the polar bears now!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Cut to a sketch.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24..a kid got dumped in the trash.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Powers of the waste!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Wasteman!
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Look at all these colouring things, Bearman!- I know. There's loads.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54He must be close.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- MENACING CACKLE:- Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:14:02 > 0:14:06All these colouring pens are mine. Mine! Mine!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I control the city's supply of colouring pens.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13I'm going to open up a store called Omar Daze's Sick Colouring Pens.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15It's going to be sick.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Put the colouring pens down, Omar, or I'm going to waste you!
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Yeah, Omar, you made us bear angry!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Rrrr!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41When are you guys going to learn?
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Every time you try and stop me and every time I daze you up.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Well, this time is going to be different, Omar.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53This time you are going to get what's BIN coming to you.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- BIN coming to you, it's like "waste-paper bin."- Yes. I get it.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01It just wasn't funny.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Anyway, this time we've got backup, Omar.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Come to me, Barry!
0:15:09 > 0:15:15Rrrrrraaaa!
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Oh! Ho-ho!
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Barry said he's going to beat you up so bad, Omar,
0:15:28 > 0:15:30he's going to mess up your colour coding,
0:15:30 > 0:15:32and he's going to take off the felt-tip pen lids
0:15:32 > 0:15:34and let them dry out!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Don't push me to far, Barry.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Are you going to take that, Barry?
0:15:38 > 0:15:39I wouldn't have that off him.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Yes, Barry, get him, Barry!
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Barry?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Barry?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Talk to me, Barry!
0:15:59 > 0:16:04My name is Omar. Omar Daze. I'll put Bearman in a daze.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Wasteman in a daze. Kids, parents in a daze.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11I'll even put a little teddy bear named Barry in a daze.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13It don't matter to me.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18All the colouring pens in the world will be mine. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:16:20 > 0:16:25Oh, Barry! I shouldn't have put you in harm's way!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Talk to me, Barry!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31BARRY!!!!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Another one bites the dust.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Not so fast, Omar!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41You still have me to contend with.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50You cant daze me, Omar,
0:16:50 > 0:16:54for I have made these special goggles made out of old plastic bottles.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56This time you are going down.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Not so fast, Wasteman!
0:17:01 > 0:17:02I know you don't like me,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05but I know something you don't like even more.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13This!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Oh! No!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Oh, no, please!
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:17:19 > 0:17:23It's time to clean this mess up.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Please, no. Please, have mercy.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- Have mercy!- Ha-ha-ha!- No!!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Help me!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46CHEERING
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Hello, and welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Now, we have got our special guests coming up on this show.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Not only do they have chart-topping album,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57but they're wicked dancers, as well. Better than me.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I've got their song on repeat, I've been rewinding it constantly,
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I can't wait to bring them on.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Inel? Inel?- Johnny and I...
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I'm sorry, Inel, I can't let this go on.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Those guests won't be coming on the show, I cancelled them.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11BOOING
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- What?- Oh yes, they're not suitable for the show.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19- Why not?- Because...I decided to book a different guest.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24One that is both inspirational, educational and respectable.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Please help me in giving a warm welcome, all
0:18:26 > 0:18:32the way from Humperdinck University in Germany, Professor von Greenback.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Professor von Greenback, guys!
0:18:37 > 0:18:43Guten Tag, audience members of ze Johnny und AN-el show.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Actually, it's I-nel.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47May I say what an honour it is.
0:18:47 > 0:18:54Ja, naturlich! Thank you for accommodating me on your show!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Now, pens and papers at the ready. I shall begin.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03Today I will be talking about video games.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- ALL:- Yeah!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09That's what I'm talking about.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Yes, ze social und psychological impact of the video
0:19:13 > 0:19:15games on the children.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16BOOING
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Yeah!
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- Interesting.- Yes, good. Right, where should ve begin?
0:19:24 > 0:19:31It was in 1902, that Gunter von Hunter Stunter von Huntenberg
0:19:31 > 0:19:35first thought of the video game.
0:19:35 > 0:19:42Then, she did not think about it until 1903, what a shame.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46"How to make a videogame?" she thought. "I need to invent a
0:19:46 > 0:19:48"new language."
0:19:48 > 0:19:50What language?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51It was binary.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54What does it go like? I'll tell you.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56It goes like this.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Eins. Zero. Eins.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05Zero. Zero. Eins. Eins. Eins.
0:20:05 > 0:20:11Eins. Eins. Zero.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14But vot about ze psychological
0:20:14 > 0:20:19and social impact of the videogames on ze children?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Well, as you can see from all these children here,
0:20:23 > 0:20:27they are all horrible and they all smell disgusting.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29BOOING
0:20:29 > 0:20:32It makes me think about videogames in a whole different way.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Johnny, you're going to have to snap out of this. Please!
0:20:36 > 0:20:40The professor's going to do the exam.
0:20:40 > 0:20:46- CLEARS THROAT: - Take ze paper, und pass it round.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Take ze paper, und pass it round!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Johnny, could you get me the test questions, please?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Of course, Professor.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Johnny! Johnny! Wait up!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Johnny, you've got to stop this, man!
0:21:06 > 0:21:11- We're losing fans over this. - Losing fans?- Yes.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Well, actually I've gained four fans - you've lost fans.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17I'm not having this!
0:21:23 > 0:21:24CHEERING
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Welcome back to the Johnny Kyle show.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Today we have Cinderella.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31She says she is too attractive to be
0:21:31 > 0:21:35related to the ugly sisters, so she wants them to do a DNA test.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Whatever, whatever, she ain't my real mum.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40I don't know what you're saying, girl, what are you saying?
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Right, OK, OK. It's time for the DNA test.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47OK.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Cinderella...
0:21:58 > 0:22:03..you are not related to your ugly sisters, Anastasia and Gisella!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Yes! In your face, you ugly witches!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Ho-ho-ho! You don't earn your own money!
0:22:09 > 0:22:10You don't earn your own money!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13We're not related! We're not related!
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Ohh, hoo!
0:22:14 > 0:22:19And I got Charming, as well, that's a double blow, where's your man at?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23I don't see no man, because you ain't got one! You ain't got one!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25AUDIENCE: Cinders! Cinders!
0:22:25 > 0:22:26You ain't got one!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29You ain't got one! Ooh!
0:22:31 > 0:22:32GASPS
0:22:35 > 0:22:40Psyched! Like I'm going to lose him again! Oh, in your face!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
0:22:43 > 0:22:49Oh, oh, oh... So! So! So!
0:22:49 > 0:22:50OK.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Now that that's sorted, who's next?
0:22:54 > 0:23:00CHEERING
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Here's the test papers.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Oh, thank you, Johnny.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Oh, Johnny, the professor's about to do the test.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14This is going to be serious. Seriously funny.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Und now ze test will start.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Question One. Shhh!
0:23:21 > 0:23:27Vot are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain? Huh?
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Answer is...
0:23:31 > 0:23:33..drizzly bears!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Drizzly bears!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41This is not right, they must have been mixed up.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Ignore that question.
0:23:44 > 0:23:51Question Two. Why do polar bears win so many races? Hmm?
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Think about it.
0:23:53 > 0:23:58Answer - because they are always in pole position.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00LAUGHTER
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Johnny, what happened to the questions?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13It's really weird, it seems like somebody might have muddled them up!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16It is all mixed up. Nein!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Question Three.
0:24:18 > 0:24:23Why shouldn't you take the polar bears to the zoo?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Answer,
0:24:25 > 0:24:29because they would rather go to the movies.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Stop laughing!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Zis is only mildly amusing!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Silence.- No, Professor, you be quiet, OK?
0:24:42 > 0:24:43This is the Johnny and Inel Show,
0:24:43 > 0:24:46and we want kids to have fun and enjoy themselves.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50And if they learn something along the way, well, that's just a bonus.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Oh, Professor? Hop on here for us.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Yes? Just hop straight on.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Oh, this is a lovely model.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Isn't it, Professor. On your bike, mate.- Ooh!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Und... Oh!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Auf Wiedersehen, mein Liebling!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- ALL:- Bye!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11WILD CHEERING
0:25:17 > 0:25:19INEL SIGHS
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It's good to have you back, Johnny.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23And you know what, it's good to be back.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25And if there is anyone getting fans around here,
0:25:25 > 0:25:29it's going to be me! And maybe you sometimes.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32With everything that has happened on the show today,
0:25:32 > 0:25:36- we're pretty much out of time. - We'd better wrap up, then.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Guys, until next time, we're going to keep making it look good.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42The only way Johnny and Inel could!
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Hit the music.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44ALARM RINGS
0:25:44 > 0:25:48MUSIC: "Johnny and Inel theme"
0:25:53 > 0:25:56CHILDREN CHANTING
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd