Episode 12

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out of my eyes

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we've got a show on CBBC

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Sure all of my fans will be out to see me

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Get set cos the time is here

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# We're doing well as you can tell

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# So here comes the show with Johnny and Inel. #

0:00:27 > 0:00:30This is amazing! You can all go to lunch early.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oh my goodie, goodie gosh, sir!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35I swear though, all the stuff that you lot teach us

0:00:35 > 0:00:38is not used in the real world. Innit?

0:00:38 > 0:00:45Argh! Chewing gum, crisp packets, drink cartons, give me your power!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Argh!

0:00:50 > 0:00:55# Cos I'd move mountains if you asked me to

0:00:55 > 0:00:59# I'd swim the seven seas

0:00:59 > 0:01:01# I'll be the one... #

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Oh! Did you see that?!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11This really is sick!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13LAUGHTER

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- That looked like it hurt! - Shhh! Inel?

0:01:16 > 0:01:23You're so loud! I'm trying to prepare for the show.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Boom! Oh my gosh! Like this video.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Inel - what did I just say?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34LAUGHTER

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Can I get rewind?! Yes!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Oh! Medic! Medic!

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Oh, this is even better!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- You're going to pay for this, Inel! - Sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59It was an accident. Honest, it was an accident. A funny accident!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I really hate you right now, Inel!

0:02:01 > 0:02:05I hate you more than mayonnaise. And I really hate mayonnaise.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09I'm going to get you back for this, Inel. You just wait!

0:02:13 > 0:02:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Thank you, guys. And welcome to The Johnny & Inel Show.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Hey, everybody.- Come on, Johnny. What's the matter, man?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Why have you got a neck brace on.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36- You broke my body, Inel!- Please! You fell on the super-soft sofa!

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Listen, you can't take a chance with these good looks. Safety first.

0:02:40 > 0:02:45- Whatever.- Let's just crack on with Greet Of The Week anyway.- Oh, yeah.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- First, I need my lucky beanie hat, make it official.- Yeah, you do.- I do.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Go on. Go and grab it.- I'm getting it now.- Go and grab that one.

0:02:52 > 0:02:58- Yeah, it's a good one, isn't it? - It's official now. Let's do this.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02LAUGHTER

0:03:02 > 0:03:05I got you good! I got you good!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08You look ridiculous. And I don't think I need this any more.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Whatever, whatever.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14I got you back better. And mine was accidental.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Please! I'm sure the legions of Johnny fans

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- know who the real winner of that prank duel was.- Oh yeah?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Well, let's ask them then. Who's prank was better - mine or Johnny's?

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Oh, well done, guys. - No, look - they've got theirs up.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30A tie!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33No, this can't be right. I think a lot of these guys got confused.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36They thought you said, "Who looks the most ridiculous?"

0:03:36 > 0:03:38So they voted for you.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Please, please! You know what? There's only one way to settle this.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43A Prank Off!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46KLAXON SOUNDS

0:03:46 > 0:03:49LAUGHTER

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Right, OK, guys. Mr Martin here,

0:04:05 > 0:04:08a very good-looking man with a wonderful physique...

0:04:10 > 0:04:15His muscles. Right, sorry, Mr Martin here has bought 40 apples.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18And 13 of his apples have gone rotten.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22How many good apples would Mr Martin have left?

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Sir? I've been thinking about this problem, yeah? Analysed it, yeah?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29And I've come to the conclusion, yeah?

0:04:29 > 0:04:33That Mr Martin is addicted to apples, sir. He's addicted. Addicted.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- He's addicted, innit? - What are you even saying?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40He's right though, sir. I mean, come on, who buys like 40 apples though?

0:04:40 > 0:04:41This question is not like real life.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I swear down, all the stuff that you lot teach us

0:04:44 > 0:04:46is not used in the real world, innit?

0:04:46 > 0:04:51Exactly. That's what I'm saying, sir. Like man's got 27 OK apples.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56Fair enough. Man's also got 13 rotten apples.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59What, and man's going to be cool with that? No! No!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02If I was Mr Martin, yeah, sir? Get this, get this, yeah? Get this.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03If I had 13 rotten apples, yeah?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06I'd eat them 13 apples that are going off first.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09That's what mans do in the real world, you get me, sir?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11What did you just say?

0:05:11 > 0:05:16I said, as if man's going to be happy with 27 OK apples

0:05:16 > 0:05:21and 13 rotten apples. That's 40 apples, sir.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24'Oh, my.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26'I've actually taught them something.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29'I've succeeded in teaching them arithmetic.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32'I've finally connected with them.'

0:05:32 > 0:05:33You did it, class!

0:05:33 > 0:05:37You actually learnt something! This is amazing!

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- You can all go to lunch early. - Oh my goodie, goodie gosh, sir.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Are you being serious, sir?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45This is not like that time you took us on a field trip

0:05:45 > 0:05:47and then you just took us to a field, is it?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51No, this is, this is for real. You can all go on lunch early.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Oh, and, Robbie? Catch!

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Hey, sir - this apple's rotten. - That's the real world for you.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Hello, is that Inel's mum? Hiya, Althea, how are you doing?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Right, yeah.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Well I didn't want to have to be the one to tell you this,

0:06:12 > 0:06:15but are you sitting down? Cos it's deadly serious.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Yeah, it's Inel, you see. He's been saying rude words.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Oh no, much worse than that one. Oh, yeah.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25He's literally been going through the entire alphabet of rude words.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29I mean, he even called me a 'Z' and a 'H'.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Yeah. No, well, you know, I don't know what you want to do about it.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36But, hopefully something.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Look, I've got to go actually because someone's coming.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41OK, speak to you later. Bye, bye!

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Are you all right, Johnny?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Hiya, mate.- Are you ready to do the show?- Yeah, I'm always ready.

0:06:45 > 0:06:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Hello, and welcome to The Johnny & Inel Show!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Oh, what's this? Fan mail, mid-show?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Oh, Johnny, come on, we've got a show to do.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Can't you read your letters later? - Oi, just cos you never get fan mail.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Right, what does this say?

0:07:09 > 0:07:14"Dear Johnny, you have just won an award for being the best person,

0:07:14 > 0:07:18"best looking, funniest and most coolest person

0:07:18 > 0:07:19"in the entire galaxy!"

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- This needs a moment.- Oh, please, let me have a look at that.- Don't!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Just pass it. - No! Do not try and ruin this.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28This is the best moment of my life.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37I would just like to thank the legions and legions of

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Johnny's fans out there.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Without you, none of this is worthwhile, OK? Thank you so much.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I just...

0:07:45 > 0:07:48LAUGHTER

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Have a look!

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Can you stop ruining this moment for me!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Did you see who that letter was signed from?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Yeah, well. "Best looking, funniest,

0:08:08 > 0:08:11"most coolest person in the entire galaxy.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16"Yours sincerely, Vincent Von Smelly Head."

0:08:16 > 0:08:19How do you do?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh, I got you good. Oh, that was easy!

0:08:21 > 0:08:25I didn't have to put much thought into that one.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- You have gone too far this time, Inel.- Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Inel?- Oh, yeah, yeah? - It's your mum. She says it urgent.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Oh, OK. Hello, Mum?

0:08:36 > 0:08:41No, Mum. No, Mummy. No, no, no, he's just saying that.

0:08:41 > 0:08:47No, he's just saying that! No, he's just trying to get me in trouble. No!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Honest, Mum! You know what Johnny is like.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54No, Mummy! No!

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Mummy, no! You don't believe me!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00LAUGHTER

0:09:00 > 0:09:02KLAXON SOUNDS

0:09:02 > 0:09:08I got you good! Yeah! Did your mummy ring you up and make you cry?

0:09:08 > 0:09:12It's not funny, Johnny. My mum thinks I'm a bad boy now.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Yeah, well you played with my emotions as well.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Fine, you know what? Let's see what the audience think.

0:09:18 > 0:09:23- Well, who won this prank off, guys? - I don't believe it. Another tie.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25On to the next prank. Game on!

0:09:44 > 0:09:49- Hi. I'm Boris Horis. - And I'm Norris Glorris.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53And welcome to the J&I News Network. Our top story today.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56TV hosts Johnny Cochrane and Inel Tomlinson

0:09:56 > 0:09:59have been pranking one another for comedic effect,

0:09:59 > 0:10:03while getting the audience to vote on who they believe the winner is.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06The vote currently stands at a 50-50 split,

0:10:06 > 0:10:08and we know that the next prank

0:10:08 > 0:10:11could lead the audience's vote in either direction.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Of course, here on the J&I News Network, we're far too professional

0:10:15 > 0:10:17to indulge in such childish pranks.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Absolutely, Boris, because everyone who watches this programme

0:10:21 > 0:10:24knows that if we were to play such pranks,

0:10:24 > 0:10:27that I would run crying to my mama.

0:10:27 > 0:10:32Oh, mama, mama, I love you, mama. I really need you, mama, mama.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Boris, did you change my autocue?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38I did indeed, Norris.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42LAUGHTER

0:10:47 > 0:10:52- Absolutely disgraceful. - Where's your sense of humour?

0:10:57 > 0:11:01FUNKY MUSIC

0:11:29 > 0:11:32I didn't know you were interested in cooking?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Oh yeah. Always.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Well, it's the super bake-off today. - Yeah, it is.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43- What are you cooking?- Me? Well, I'm cooking...sponge cake.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Sponge cake?- Mm, Victoria sponge.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Victoria sponge? Went for the easy option, I see.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Something like that. So, what are you cooking?

0:11:55 > 0:12:00- What am I cooking? - What are you cooking?- I'm cooking...

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Souffle.- Souffle?- Souffle.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07No. Wow! Jamie Oliver eat your heart out, eh?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I'll tell you, I can't wait to see that.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Who'd do this? Who did this to me?

0:12:27 > 0:12:31It was my first attempt! Sabotage!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Hold it down, Regan? People are staring.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- The perpetrator must still be in this room.- How do you know?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40The bell hasn't gone yet.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Mm. Motive? - They know I like Miss McGoor.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46I wanted to impress her.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Had to stop me, no matter what the cost.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Method? - Waited till my back was turned,

0:12:52 > 0:12:55and then turned off the cooker.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00- When I get my hands on them... - All right, Regan! Calm it down.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03You're bigger than this, eh? Yeah?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Ah!- Yeah.- Mm.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Very good, Carter. Very good.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Thank you, Mrs McGoo-oor.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Mm...

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Nevermind, Regan.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31It was you that did this, didn't it, Carter?

0:13:31 > 0:13:35You did this to my souffle! Admit it, Carter! Admit it!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Carter! Carter!

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Bosh!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51LAUGHTER

0:13:51 > 0:13:56Woh! That's getting a re-tweet. Re-tweet! Another one!

0:13:57 > 0:14:00I don't believe it!

0:14:00 > 0:14:04SINGING

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Let's see him survive in there.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14He'll suffocate himself on his own fumes.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Time for lunch!

0:14:29 > 0:14:31What have we got here then?

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Someone's been given a giant ice cream sundae,

0:14:34 > 0:14:36but I'm not sure who it's for.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Let's have a look then, eh?

0:14:38 > 0:14:41"This is for all your hard work on the show,

0:14:41 > 0:14:44"love from your biggest fan."

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Well, that could be anyone.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48I think it's obvious who it's for.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Eh? "All your hard work on the show?"

0:14:50 > 0:14:52"Biggest fan?" Who's got the most fans?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55It's obviously me. I think I'll tuck in.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- Mayonnaise! - KLAXON

0:15:10 > 0:15:13INSIDE: Ah! Oh, is that you, Johnny? Ha-ha-ha!

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Hold on, I'll be out in a second.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Oh, Johnny. If you needed to go you should have said.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Oh, OK.

0:15:27 > 0:15:32Ha-ha-ha-ha! Bit too many ice creams, eh, Johnny?

0:15:32 > 0:15:34I think I won this one. JOHNNY RETCHES

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Wouldn't you say, Johnny? Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:15:46 > 0:15:52..a kid got dumped in the trash. That kid discovered he had powers.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Powers of the waste!

0:15:56 > 0:16:00The thrilling adventures of... Wasteman!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Vacuum...spinning too fast.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Too strong...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Cleaning up waste...

0:16:16 > 0:16:18HE SOBS

0:16:20 > 0:16:25I'm sorry, bear-bears. I thought I could protect you.

0:16:26 > 0:16:31But after what I saw Omar Days do to poor Barry,

0:16:31 > 0:16:34I realised I can't.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36I can't!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38HE SOBS

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Wasteman's gone.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Time to clean my act up.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Time to make peace with the broom.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Wasteman, you must believe in yourself.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54You are the master of the waste.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58You can mess anyone or anything up.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Remember the strength of the waste?

0:17:00 > 0:17:04You must remember where your power comes from.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Who are you?

0:17:06 > 0:17:09They call me King Bin, and I can help you.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Use me to get your strength back.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Argh!

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Chewing gum, crisp packets, drinks cartons -

0:17:35 > 0:17:37give me your power!

0:17:50 > 0:17:53It's time to get yourself together, Bearman.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56We've got one heck of a fight on our hands

0:17:56 > 0:17:58and I need you with me.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01I'm sorry, Wasteman. I just can't do it anymore.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03I've just got bear problems.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07No, Bearman. In my time as a superhero,

0:18:07 > 0:18:11I have never known anyone with bear strength,

0:18:11 > 0:18:15bear bravery, and even bear claws.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Hold-up. Bear claws? I ain't got bear claws.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Well, you need to get those nails cut then, bruv,

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- cos they are getting well long. - Yeah?

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Yeah, you're starting to look like Wolverine.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29But, Bearman, it's time to pull yourself together.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Get the bear power running back through you.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34We are taking Omar Days down.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Now, I'm going to be waiting outside.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Do what you need to do.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45ROARING AND SNARLING

0:18:51 > 0:18:54SHRILL ROARING

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Do you have the bear power, Bearman?

0:19:00 > 0:19:02What bear power?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05You know, the power of the bear. That's why you were screaming.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Oh, no. I was screaming because one of the bears poked me in the eye.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10I could barely see.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15So you haven't been powering up?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Oh, I don't need to power up. I just had a word with Barry, right,

0:19:18 > 0:19:21and he said that he wants one more battle with Omar Days.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Barry?- Yeah.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28- OK, let's do this!- Right!

0:19:39 > 0:19:43HE CACKLES

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oh, that... That was such a good prank.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Such a good prank. We're going to have to see it again.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Replay. OK. There we go.

0:19:51 > 0:19:57There's Johnny. Taking his first few mouthfuls of ice cream.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00And if you actually slow it down, you can actually pinpoint

0:20:00 > 0:20:04the exact moment that Johnny realises that it's mayonnaise.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Right...there.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10LAUGHTER

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Look how fast he gets out there! 2.5 seconds.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Magic. Simply magic.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21Oh. That's funny. That's a lot of ginger beer.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Where did you lot get all that ginger beer from?- Why, me, of course.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29The wonderful and generous Johnny Cochrane.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32That's a big stash, innit? Where did you find this, uh...

0:20:32 > 0:20:37- All these boxes, then? - Well, it is a funny story.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41There I was, wandering around your dressing room,

0:20:41 > 0:20:45when I happened to stumble across your stash of ginger beer.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Oh, please, please, please.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51It can't be my stash of ginger beer. I mean...

0:20:51 > 0:20:55if it is mine, you need the PIN code to get in.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Oh, you wouldn't be meaning this PIN code, would you?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00MIMICS BEEPING

0:21:00 > 0:21:03MIMICS LOCKS OPENING

0:21:03 > 0:21:06LAUGHTER

0:21:06 > 0:21:10Oh, you... You're having a laugh. You didn't!

0:21:10 > 0:21:12I think you'll find I did.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18I think that deserves a "cheers", guys. Cheers.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Right, let's see who won this round. - Oh, that's not fair. Oh, man.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23It's unanimous.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Oh, what's going on, peeps?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Ever been listening to your mum and dad talking

0:21:44 > 0:21:47and they say a word that you've never heard of before?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49You know when they're going on and on and on and on

0:21:49 > 0:21:52and on at the school gates? Does that ring-a-ding-a-ding a bell?

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Basically, welcome to a magazine of what adults say.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59I'm just going to let you know what they are going on about, innit?

0:21:59 > 0:22:02This is called a record.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Also known as vinyul.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Vinyul. Vinyl. Final.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Basically, yeah, if you wanted to listen to music

0:22:13 > 0:22:15before iPods and smartphones, you use this.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19But get this - you can't even shuffle the tracks.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21SHE SUCKS HER TEETH

0:22:21 > 0:22:25I know! And it only holds ten tracks.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28What a bump - bump - bump!

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Also, get this. A fax.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33What's a fax? A fax, what's that?

0:22:33 > 0:22:38Some sort of animal? And then we've got a cheque. Cheque?

0:22:38 > 0:22:43What, I write moneys on it and then you believe me? That's silly.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Silly. I'm done.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49I said laters! Shoo. Off you go. Done now, see you later.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Bye. See ya.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Yes, another achievement unlocked. Ha-ha!

0:23:07 > 0:23:09- DIRECTOR:- Cut there.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Can I get a water to quench my first?

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Then back to the acting. My scene's up first.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Ah! Amazing rhymes, bruv.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23You just keep producing again and again!

0:23:25 > 0:23:27See you later.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Welcome back to the show.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42And now it's time to find out who you guys thought

0:23:42 > 0:23:44were the best prankers overall.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Although, that mayo one shouldn't even count.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- I nearly died back there. - Well, that ginger beer one

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- shouldn't have counted then. - Well, let's just let

0:23:51 > 0:23:55- the audience decide, shall we?- Yeah, and the loser gets a pie to the face.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58LAUGHTER

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Well, come on, then. - Well, who's the best pranker?

0:24:02 > 0:24:03- ALL:- We are!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh...

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Well... Well at least it's not as bad as mayo.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Nothing is as bad as mayo.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Till next time, we are going to keep making it look good.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31The only way Johnny and Inel could. Uh-huh!

0:24:31 > 0:24:34And to play us out, here's Amy MacDonald.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:46 > 0:24:50# I've never felt like this before

0:24:50 > 0:24:54# Try to hold it back And I feel it even more

0:24:54 > 0:24:59# Sweat drips down my spine And my knees are weak

0:24:59 > 0:25:02# I cannot move, I cannot speak

0:25:04 > 0:25:09# But then you came And I held it together again

0:25:09 > 0:25:13# I managed to stumble through

0:25:13 > 0:25:17# 50,000 voices singing in the rain

0:25:17 > 0:25:21# There's nothing that I wouldn't do

0:25:21 > 0:25:26# Cos I'd move mountains If you asked me to

0:25:26 > 0:25:30# I'd swim the seven seas

0:25:30 > 0:25:35# I'll be the one To hold your torch again

0:25:35 > 0:25:39# I'll do anything you ask of me

0:25:39 > 0:25:44# Cos I'd move mountains If you asked me to

0:25:44 > 0:25:48# I'd swim the seven seas

0:25:48 > 0:25:53# I'll be the one to hold Your torch again

0:25:53 > 0:25:56# I'll do anything you ask of me

0:26:01 > 0:26:05# I never knew how proud I would feel

0:26:05 > 0:26:08# Just standing in the rain

0:26:10 > 0:26:13# These three words mean Everything to me

0:26:13 > 0:26:18# And I'll sing them again and again

0:26:20 > 0:26:25# Cos I'd move mountains If you asked me to

0:26:25 > 0:26:29# I'd swim the seven seas

0:26:29 > 0:26:34# I'll be the one to hold Your torch again

0:26:34 > 0:26:38# I'll do anything you ask of me

0:26:41 > 0:26:45# Well the blue and the white Of the flag shines bright

0:26:45 > 0:26:49# And it's blowing there for me

0:26:50 > 0:26:54# With my hand on my heart The honest truth

0:26:54 > 0:26:59# There's nowhere I'd rather be

0:27:01 > 0:27:06# Cos I'd move mountains If you asked me to

0:27:06 > 0:27:10# I'd swim the seven seas

0:27:10 > 0:27:15# I'll be the one to hold Your torch again

0:27:15 > 0:27:19# I'll do anything you ask of me

0:27:19 > 0:27:24# Cos I'd move mountains If you ask me to

0:27:24 > 0:27:28# I'd swim the seven seas

0:27:28 > 0:27:33# I'll be the one to hold Your torch again

0:27:33 > 0:27:37# I'll do anything you ask of me. #

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