Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03RAPS: My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:00:03 > 0:00:06I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes

0:00:06 > 0:00:08- RAPS:- The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming

0:00:08 > 0:00:10As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Now we've got a show on CBBC

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Sure all of my fans will be out to see me

0:00:14 > 0:00:16It's sick that the time is here

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer

0:00:19 > 0:00:21- BOTH:- We're doing well As you can tell

0:00:21 > 0:00:24- So here comes the show with Johnny. - And Inel.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Rah, rah, uh-uh-uh

0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Roma Ro-ma-ma-a

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Ga-ga, oh, la-la... #

0:00:31 > 0:00:32- No.- No.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Wasteman, what is this marvel you are working on?

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Well, it's a marvel of engineering. It's the Wastemobile!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Oh!

0:00:45 > 0:00:49If you move this over here and then you take back the X...

0:00:49 > 0:00:52You what? Take back my ex?! No way!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Five, six, seven, eight.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Feel that rhythm!- Yeah!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Oh! Oh! Oh!- Oh!- Oh!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13# Der-der-der... #

0:01:14 > 0:01:16What are you doing?

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Excuse me, you're being very rude!

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Can you please knock before you come in?- Thank you!

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Well, it's just that the show's started. We need you in the studio.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Come on, Johnny, let's just go, man. - No, Inel!

0:01:26 > 0:01:30It's time we told everyone about...

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Jynel.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Jynel?!- Yeah, Jynel.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Basically, the biggest thing in music and dance EVER!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, preaching, brother, preaching! Ha!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- (Jynel - believe in life.)- (Live it.)

0:01:48 > 0:01:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Thank you, guys! Thank you, guys!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00And welcome to the Johnny and Inel Show.

0:02:00 > 0:02:06And this is a particularly special show, as well. For today, we...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Actually, it's more me.

0:02:08 > 0:02:13I have decided to launch the group...Jynel.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Woo!- Woo!- Now, obviously, it's in its early stages of development,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19but by the end of this show, we are going to be superstars.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Oh, yeah, international superstars.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26I mean, imagine the swagger of Jay-Z and Kanye West.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Mixed in with the dancing of Diversity - yes!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32With a bit of Bieber popularity.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Yeah, and that's just a smidgen, a SMIDGEN of what Jynel is all about.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Sounds exciting.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39So, we're going to start by showing you the official,

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- the OFFICIAL, Jynel greet!- Oh, yeah.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47- You ready, guys? All you need is my left hand.- And my right hand.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49And you're going to go and make a J with your left hand.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Then you're going to make a , by adding in your other arm.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55And what we do is we cross arms...like that.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00- And then we just say, "Jynel - believe in life.- (Live it.)"

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Right, now, guys, your turn.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Right, so it's my left hand. - And my right hand.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09And then we cross...

0:03:09 > 0:03:14"Jynel - believe in life. Live it."

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Now, you should really be feeling this in your calves, guys.- Mm-hm.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Really feel it in your calves. - Why are we feeling it in our calves?

0:03:21 > 0:03:22It's just a greet, innit?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25It's more than a greet, Inel, it's a statement.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29My legs are starting to tingle! Oh, no, oh, I can't feel me legs.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- I can't move!- Come to think of it, I've got pins and needles, ah!

0:03:33 > 0:03:38- I'm cramping up!- Oh, this greet is dangerous! Oh, help! Cut to a sketch!

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Cuts to a sketch!

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0:04:26 > 0:04:28Hi, I'm Boris Horace.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31And I'm Norris Gloris.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33And welcome to the J&I News Network.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Our top story today, TV hosts Johnny Cochrane

0:04:36 > 0:04:42and Inel Tomlinson have started their own group known as Jynel.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Jynel's debut single will be released on Monday

0:04:45 > 0:04:47and it's called Believe In Life.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- (Jynel - believe in life.- Live it.)

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Believe in life!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Do you know, Boris, I used to be in a pop group.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Oh, yeah?- Yeah, we were called the News Readettes.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- The News Readettes, you say? - Oh, yeah.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02We were just a small-town act with big dreams.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04So, what happened?

0:05:08 > 0:05:13- I'd really rather not say. - Well, that's it for today's news.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17Tune in next time for the J&I News Network, with me Boris Horace.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19And me Norris Gloris.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Ta-ta.- I'll say bye-bye.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25So, really, what happened?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:31 > 0:05:36- Now, I've been thinking, Inel.- Yeah? - I should be the lead singer on Jynel.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Ha, how did you come to that conclusion?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Because I'm the better singer.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yeah, don't worry, you can do, like, backing vocals and all that but...

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'm naturally gifted.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48But I've been taking singing lessons since I was eight years old.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49I think I'm pretty good.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Listen, bless your heart, it's great that you try, it really is,

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- but I am seriously talented. I'm going to cover this one.- Oh, yeah?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Just listen to this.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05# I don't believe in death but I believe in life. #

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Powerful.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10It was all right, yeah, but, you know,

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I mean, I've been working on my range, you know?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15I can do a lot of different styles.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I'm all about giving everyone a shot at the big time, so...

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Let's see it, eh? Can you do any Mariah?- Of course.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Ahem.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27# When a hero comes along

0:06:27 > 0:06:30# With the strength to carry on. #

0:06:32 > 0:06:34It was all right. Can you do anything else?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Er, yeah, I can do a bit of Scatman.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39# Ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop

0:06:39 > 0:06:42# Ba-bop-ba-dop-bop Ba-ba-ba-ba-ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop. #

0:06:42 > 0:06:43You know.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46How old do you have to be to remember that one?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Do something more recent! Do some pop.- All right.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52# It's all about the money, money, money. #

0:06:52 > 0:06:56And that's your problem, Inel, you're too money driven. It was all right.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Well, I can do lots of different songs. What about you?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01What else can you do?

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Oh, come on, Inel, these prized assets need to be properly warmed up

0:07:05 > 0:07:07before I can really deliver.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10They can't just be banged out willy-nilly!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12I'll help you out. Repeat after me.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Ahem.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:07:17 > 0:07:19# La-la la-la la

0:07:19 > 0:07:22# La la la. #

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Now, it's your turn.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Yeah? All right then, I can do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:07:27 > 0:07:32# La-ah-ah-ah-ahh!

0:07:32 > 0:07:37- Whoa! Whoa!- Yeah, I did sing that a bit out of key.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Let me go again, I'll do it in A minor this time.

0:07:39 > 0:07:45# LA-ah-ah-argh-ah!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I mean, the thing is, I really need to sing something in my range.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Something that really connects with me, emotionally, like my song.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55You know, there might be a spot for another vocalist on there.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58You reckon? For real?

0:08:00 > 0:08:07# I don't believe in death but I believe in life. #

0:08:23 > 0:08:26'Have I gone too far this time?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28'Is this too much for them?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31'Am I overloading their brains?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36'No, I'm getting through to them.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38'This is something that will really stand them

0:08:38 > 0:08:40'in good stead for later life.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42'I'll push on!'

0:08:42 > 0:08:47Right, so, if you move this over here and then you take back the X...

0:08:47 > 0:08:50You what? Take back my ex?! No way!

0:08:50 > 0:08:54No, not that ex, this one, with the two in front of it.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Er, Sir, what are you trying to say? I've only had one ex.- That's it!

0:08:58 > 0:09:02But if you were to multiply your X by two you get...?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04No end of trouble, do you know what I mean?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Ha, one ex is bad enough!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh, my gosh, the last one was so feisty!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Right, OK, let's just forget about the X.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Totally with you, I've moved on. - Right, and we'll think about the Y.

0:09:16 > 0:09:21- Good question! Why did I bother? - No, not that, "why," this Y.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22- Why, what?- Why?!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26I'll tell you why, because he never texted me, never Tweeted me

0:09:26 > 0:09:31and he spent all his time with his mates. # Took bad liberties! #

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Sir, I suggest you get rid of the X and the Y

0:09:34 > 0:09:35and you go for a P.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Good idea!

0:09:38 > 0:09:42- I'll be back in five. - # I swear down! #

0:09:47 > 0:09:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Now, being the amazingly talented,

0:09:57 > 0:10:00but also generous, stars that Jynel are,

0:10:00 > 0:10:03we thought we'd try and give something back to the little man.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06That's right, we're going to give you guys the opportunity

0:10:06 > 0:10:09to star in the brand-new Jynel music video.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10CHEERING

0:10:14 > 0:10:17So, first up we've got three girls from Doncaster.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Very talented city, that.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Yeah.- Really love the place.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Take it away, girls.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25MUSIC: "Wings" by Little Mix

0:10:25 > 0:10:27# Mama told me not to waste my life

0:10:29 > 0:10:33# She said, "Spread your wings my little butterfly."

0:10:33 > 0:10:38# Don't let what they say keep you up at night

0:10:38 > 0:10:40# And they can't detain you

0:10:40 > 0:10:44# Cos wings are made to fly

0:10:44 > 0:10:48# And we don't let nobody bring us down

0:10:48 > 0:10:52# No matter what you say It won't hurt me

0:10:52 > 0:10:57# Don't matter if I fall from the sky

0:10:57 > 0:11:00# These wings are made to fly. #

0:11:00 > 0:11:02OK, we're going to hold it there.

0:11:02 > 0:11:08- Fantastic.- What can I say? Three words, girls -

0:11:08 > 0:11:10wow, wow and wow.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11CHEERING

0:11:13 > 0:11:18You know what, girls, you remind me much of myself at your age.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Obviously, I was a bit more talented

0:11:20 > 0:11:23but great effort, great effort, girls.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Thanks very much, girls, cheers. - Cheers.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27CHEERING

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Right so, who's next?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Right, so, what's your name and where are you from?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36My name's Caitlin and I'm from Middleton.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Why do you think you have what it takes

0:11:38 > 0:11:41to appear on the debut Jynel single?

0:11:41 > 0:11:42I'll show you.

0:11:43 > 0:11:49# I want to sing and I want to shout

0:11:49 > 0:11:54# And I want to scream till the words dry out

0:11:54 > 0:12:00# So put it in all of the papers I'm not afraid

0:12:00 > 0:12:03# They can read all about it

0:12:03 > 0:12:06# Read all about it

0:12:06 > 0:12:09# Oh, oh, oh. #

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Thank you, thank you.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12CHEERING

0:12:19 > 0:12:23So, Johnny, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Yeah, she's good. In fact they've all been too good,

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I think we'll keep it to just the two of us.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Yeah, you're probably right.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35Don't call us, we'll call you.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36See you later, love.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- AUDIENCE:- Aww.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Ah, do you know what, Inel?- Yeah?

0:12:41 > 0:12:43After seeing so much talent,

0:12:43 > 0:12:46it makes me really want to showcase my own talent.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52# I don't believe in death

0:12:52 > 0:12:56- TOGETHER:- # But I believe in life. #

0:13:02 > 0:13:03FUNKY COP SHOW MUSIC

0:13:32 > 0:13:35The target is at one o'clock.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Right.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Not that one o'clock. ONE o'clock.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Gotcha!

0:13:45 > 0:13:48That's eight o'clock. ONE o'clock!

0:13:48 > 0:13:50AM or PM?

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- It doesn't matter.- Right.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59So it's a 24-hour clock then, yeah?

0:13:59 > 0:14:00It's the same.

0:14:00 > 0:14:06The target - the only other man in this area - is at one o'clock.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Gotcha.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Oh, no! My watch has stopped.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Oi, you. What time is it?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19It's one o'clock.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Nice.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22It's one o'clock.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Dinner time.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27You've blown it, Carter.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Nice one, fella.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Oh, wait, hold up, I've got a bit of a nose issue.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Can you just pass me some tissue?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Oh, crazy rhymes, man!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52It's like a dragon spitting fire!

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Ohh!

0:14:56 > 0:14:57See you later.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06CHEERING

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Welcome back to the singing sensation that is Jynel.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13Right, next up we're going to teach you the official Jynel dance.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Oh, yeah.- You ready?- Yeah!

0:15:16 > 0:15:19OK, right, first thing we're going to do, guys,

0:15:19 > 0:15:22is we're going to go straight into leaning to our right and going,

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- "Be cool."- That's it, that's it.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Then straight away we're going to turn to the left and say,

0:15:27 > 0:15:29"Stay in school."

0:15:29 > 0:15:31# We ain't got to be quiet

0:15:31 > 0:15:33# We ain't got to be quiet

0:15:33 > 0:15:35# But, please, don't riot

0:15:35 > 0:15:36# So, please, don't riot. #

0:15:36 > 0:15:38- That's right.- OK.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40The next thing we're doing is, we're wondering,

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- "Is it a bird or is it a plane?" - What is it?

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Right, so.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48# Is that a bird? Is that a plane?

0:15:48 > 0:15:52# No, it's Jynel driving me insane. #

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Really spin your head on that one, guys, you know,

0:15:54 > 0:15:56cos you're going insane.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59The next part is the chicken part, OK. Now, myself and Inel,

0:15:59 > 0:16:02we always like to go for the orthodox chicken dance, you know.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Oh, yeah, but you can really make it your own, guys. Have fun with this.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07So here it comes.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10# I want some chicken from the shop

0:16:10 > 0:16:15# And I won't stop eating until my stomach makes me stop. #

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Really, really stop on that stop.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Make it pointed, you know. Stop, sharp, stop.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Now, at this stage, you know, myself and Inel, part of Jynel,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- we always like to pay respect to our mums.- We do.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Cos they're who got us here. So it's...

0:16:30 > 0:16:32# Help your mums

0:16:32 > 0:16:34# With the shopping

0:16:34 > 0:16:36# And if you do that

0:16:36 > 0:16:40# Then we going to get it poppin' Poppin', poppin'. #

0:16:40 > 0:16:42You know what, I think they've got it.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Let's take it from the top, from the start.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- From the top, let's go. - Yeah. OK, I'll count you guys in.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Oh, this is it.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Must bounce, must bounce.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52From the shoulders.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57You know, let's get some attitude in there, you know, attitude. Cool.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00I'm going to count you guys in.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Five, six, seven, eight...

0:17:02 > 0:17:05# Be cool, stay in school

0:17:05 > 0:17:09# Ain't gotta be quiet So, please, don't riot

0:17:09 > 0:17:13# Is that a bird? Is that a plane?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16# No, it's Jynel driving me insane.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19# I want some chicken from the shop

0:17:19 > 0:17:23# And I won't stop eating until my stomach makes me stop

0:17:23 > 0:17:24# Help your mums

0:17:24 > 0:17:26# With the shopping

0:17:26 > 0:17:28# And if you do that

0:17:28 > 0:17:34# Then we going to get it poppin' Poppin', poppin', poppin' poppin! #

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Oh, look, they got it, they got it.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40You guys know the official Jynel dance.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- I was on fire.- You were. Phew!

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Once upon a time,

0:17:46 > 0:17:48a kid got dumped in the trash.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53That kid discovered he had powers -

0:17:53 > 0:17:55powers of the waste!

0:17:57 > 0:18:01The thrilling adventures of Wasteman!

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Hi, there. Liam Pain from the J and I News Network,

0:18:27 > 0:18:30I have been looking for you, yes, you, Wasteman.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34I want to make a new story on the new breed of superhero.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36How did you find me?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39This is a secret location. Did you use satellites?

0:18:39 > 0:18:44Oh, no! I looked at your address in the phonebook. No secret, really.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Hm, well,

0:18:46 > 0:18:50it's a secret from everyone else, so don't tell anyone, all right?

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Right.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Wasteman, what is this marvel you are working on?

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Well, this marvel of engineering is the Wastemobile.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02Made from only the strongest and most durable waste products.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05It's virtually indestructible.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08If you rode about town in this, the police would think

0:19:08 > 0:19:12you're crazy and arrest you before you could save the day.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- How did you get round here, Liam Piam?- I walked.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Well, unfortunately, most super-villains don't walk,

0:19:18 > 0:19:21they have getaway cars, so how am I meant to catch them

0:19:21 > 0:19:23if I haven't got a vehicle?

0:19:23 > 0:19:27Ha! I don't think you'll be catching any cars in this, Wasteman.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31You'll get two feet down the road, the dustbin lids will roll off

0:19:31 > 0:19:33and you'll go flying over the handlebars.

0:19:33 > 0:19:39Ha! In fact, maybe then you'll be able to fly, Wasteman!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41I could catch a car...

0:19:41 > 0:19:43if I was going down a hill...

0:19:43 > 0:19:45and it was braking.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Maybe I couldn't catch a car, but I could catch a guy on a scooter.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52When have you ever seen a villain use a scooter?

0:19:52 > 0:19:57Oh, I'm going to rob a bank. Now watch me escape on my scooter(!)

0:19:59 > 0:20:03Until my flying powers come back, I need the Wastemobile,

0:20:03 > 0:20:06so I'd appreciate it if you stopped having a go at me

0:20:06 > 0:20:08and stopped having a go at the Wastemobile.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Ooooh!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Watch this.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Wastemobile, activate!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Wastemobile, turn on!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Wastemobile, wake up!

0:20:35 > 0:20:41It must have thought you said, "Break up," Wasteman. Ha-ha!

0:20:50 > 0:20:52CHEERING

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Welcome back, guys, welcome back.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00Yeah, so, we sorted out their singing,

0:21:00 > 0:21:02now we're going to sort out their Jynel style.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Yeah, now, this is really important, as well, Inel.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Maybe we can get our guest of the week to help us

0:21:07 > 0:21:10find our unique style, cos she always manages to look stylish.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Sure.- Shall we get her on the show?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Guys, please give it up for Tanya Lacey.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17CHEERING

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Good to see you, Tanya.- Hey.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24- Nice to see you. - Hey, how are you doing?- Grab a seat.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Hey, guys.- Hi.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Right, let's take a look at your video, shall we?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31MUSIC: "Too Many Cooks" by Tanya Lacey

0:21:31 > 0:21:32# Too many, too many, too many

0:21:32 > 0:21:34# Too many, too many, too many

0:21:34 > 0:21:36# Too many, too many, too many

0:21:36 > 0:21:38# Too many cooks in the kitchen

0:21:38 > 0:21:40# There's too many Too many, too many

0:21:40 > 0:21:43# Too many, too many, too many

0:21:43 > 0:21:44# Too many, too many, too many

0:21:44 > 0:21:47# Too many cooks in the kitchen.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

0:21:49 > 0:21:52# Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes. #

0:21:52 > 0:21:53CHEERING

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Now, Tanya, from that video, might I say, you're looking pretty cool?

0:21:58 > 0:21:59Thank you very much.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02How did you come up with your style? What would you describe it as?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05It's all about being bold and colourful and making a statement

0:22:05 > 0:22:07and just, you know, just daring to be different.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Johnny takes forever to get ready in the mornings,

0:22:10 > 0:22:11whereas I take a couple of minutes.

0:22:11 > 0:22:16How long does it take you to come up with the special Tanya Lacey style?

0:22:16 > 0:22:21Honestly, it can take anywhere between one hour and a half

0:22:21 > 0:22:22to two hours.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Yeah, a long time.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Well, Tanya, you've proved to us that you're very stylish and

0:22:29 > 0:22:32obviously you've probably heard about the smash sensation that is Jynel.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Obviously.- Of course.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36We're looking for our own unique kind of style.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Could you help us find it? - Most definitely. Let's do this.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Well, let's do it.- Right. Hey, hey.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54No!

0:22:54 > 0:22:55TOGETHER: No.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07No.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08No!

0:23:09 > 0:23:10TOGETHER: No.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22No!

0:23:22 > 0:23:23No. No way!

0:23:24 > 0:23:26You know what? We have to be more original.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- We've got to think of a style that's bigger, bolder, brighter.- Yeah.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34- I think Jynel really have to change direction.- Hm.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36It's amazing how I keep coming up with all this stuff.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38It's like I'm permanently inspired.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Leave it with me.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, Johnny, where are you going?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45We've still got our official Jynel music video to do.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Put a sketch on. >

0:23:47 > 0:23:48All right.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Well, guys, give it up for Tanya Lacey.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52CHEERING

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Let's cut to a sketch.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08SNORING

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Hello!

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Oh, hello and welcome.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28Ever been sat in the park feeding the ducks

0:24:28 > 0:24:33when a chit-chat from some youngsters nearby grabs your attention?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Not long after, you realise

0:24:35 > 0:24:39you haven't the foggiest idea what they're actually saying.

0:24:40 > 0:24:45Well, welcome to The Dictionary of What Kids Say.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Here, we'll be unveiling the hidden meanings

0:24:48 > 0:24:50behind what your friends are saying.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54This week's phrase is "I swear down."

0:24:54 > 0:25:00Now, "I swear down" is a phrase used when one is serious

0:25:00 > 0:25:06and telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10Rather like, "I swear on my mother's life."

0:25:10 > 0:25:12It is not to be used lightly.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Let's see it in action, shall we?

0:25:16 > 0:25:21I swear down, Michelle. Oh, my gosh, Richie is lying.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Uh-huh. I swear down, I saw him going to the cinemas.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Mm-hm. I swear down!

0:25:27 > 0:25:28Swear down.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30"I swear down."

0:25:30 > 0:25:36It's most useful when telling a story which is rather hard to believe.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41And if you don't believe me, I swear down, it's the truth.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Join me next time, will you,

0:25:46 > 0:25:50on The Dictionary of What Kids Say?

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Is that it? We're just going to let him fall asleep, yeah?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Some of us have got homework to do.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01I swear down!

0:26:07 > 0:26:09COUGHING

0:26:35 > 0:26:37# Be cool

0:26:37 > 0:26:38- # Stay in school - Yeah!

0:26:38 > 0:26:40- # Ain't gotta be quiet - No

0:26:40 > 0:26:42- # But, please, don't riot - That's what I said

0:26:42 > 0:26:44- # Is that a bird? - It isn't

0:26:44 > 0:26:46- # Is that a plane? - It isn't

0:26:46 > 0:26:48# No, it's Jynel driving me insane.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50# I want some chicken

0:26:50 > 0:26:52# From the shop

0:26:52 > 0:26:54- # And I won't stop eating - Nope

0:26:54 > 0:26:56# Until my stomach makes me stop

0:26:56 > 0:26:58- # Help your mums - Yeah!

0:26:58 > 0:26:59# With the shopping

0:26:59 > 0:27:01# And if you do that

0:27:01 > 0:27:06# Then we going to get it poppin' Poppin', poppin', poppin'

0:27:06 > 0:27:11# Jynel, Jynel Believe it fine, well

0:27:11 > 0:27:13# Believe in life, believe in life

0:27:13 > 0:27:17# Jynel, Jynel Believe it fine, well

0:27:17 > 0:27:20# Believe in life, believe in life

0:27:20 > 0:27:23# Believe in me, believe in you

0:27:23 > 0:27:25# I don't believe you

0:27:25 > 0:27:27- # But I believe in us - Gotta believe!

0:27:27 > 0:27:29# I believe in you, I believe in me

0:27:29 > 0:27:31# I believe in us, I believe in we

0:27:31 > 0:27:34# Believe that, believe me Believe you, believe us

0:27:34 > 0:27:38# On a mad one, on a mad one On a mad one, oh

0:27:38 > 0:27:41# On a mad one, on a mad one On a mad one

0:27:41 > 0:27:43- # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh - He's on a mad one

0:27:43 > 0:27:45- # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh - He's on a mad one

0:27:45 > 0:27:47- # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh - He's on a mad one. #

0:27:53 > 0:27:55- That was amazing.- That was awesome.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57- We could NOT look any cooler. - We couldn't.

0:27:57 > 0:27:58Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd