0:00:02 > 0:00:03- RAPS:- My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:00:03 > 0:00:06I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes
0:00:06 > 0:00:08The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming
0:00:08 > 0:00:10As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Now we've got a show on CBBC
0:00:12 > 0:00:14So all of my fans will be out to see me
0:00:14 > 0:00:16The time is here
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- BOTH:- We're doing well as you can tell
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- So here comes the show with Johnny. - And Inel.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29But what about your big ears and your big nose,
0:00:29 > 0:00:31and your MASSIVE teeth?
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Don't you get cheeky with me, little girl! Oh!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# I'm feeling ten feet tall
0:00:38 > 0:00:39# Unstoppable
0:00:39 > 0:00:46# I'm the champion, champion champion, champion
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# Why you coming back for more...? #
0:00:48 > 0:00:53- Can you help me with the shopping?- > - Pause it. Pause it!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Mum, can you just leave me alone?!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Hello! Hello and welcome to The Johnny & Inel Show!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Well, to be fair,
0:01:16 > 0:01:19it should just actually be The Johnny Show cos Inel's late.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22So, what I'm going to do is crack on with the Greet Of The Week!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Er, right, so...er...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27It, kind of, goes like this...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Then you, kind of, do that...
0:01:30 > 0:01:34And...yeah, it's brilliant, innit? This one's really good, yeah...
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Woo, sorry, guys! I'm a bit late, sorry about that. Sorry, sorry!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40What time do you call this, Inel?!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, I know, sorry, I was a bit late.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Nightmare journey getting here.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47That's not good enough, Inel! You need to be more professional!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Do you have any idea how ridiculous I looked
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- doing the Greet Of The Week? - Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Yeah, I bet you did look ridiculous, but that's not my fault.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56You should be lucky that I'm so fast,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59otherwise I would have been much later than this. Oh, yeah.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Ha-ha-ha! You, fast?!- Yeah.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Oh, come on, I've seen old-age pensioners run faster than you.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Oh, yeah? You're just jealous because I used to win all the gold medals -
0:02:09 > 0:02:11back at sports day.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13That is not how I remember it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14If I remember rightly,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I was the one who won all the medals at sports day
0:02:16 > 0:02:18and the people used to run up and go,
0:02:18 > 0:02:21"Oh, Johnny, you're so amazing, you're so great, you're wicked!"
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Please! That's not how I remember it.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I remember you running the race, all right,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28but then you used to fall over, start crying
0:02:28 > 0:02:29and people would come up to you,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32"Johnny, don't cry. Oh, do you want a plaster?"
0:02:32 > 0:02:35That is not how I remember it, actually.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40It was just raining that day. I had rain in my eye. From...
0:02:40 > 0:02:43It don't matter, anyway, OK? That sounds like a challenge to me.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I bet you that I have more medals in my underwear drawer
0:02:46 > 0:02:48than you've won in your whole life!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Oh, yeah?
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Well, I bet that I've got more gold medals than you have strands of hair!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Anyway, I'm going to show you what a REAL champion looks like, Inel.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Oh, please, I already know what a real champion looks like.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03I saw him this morning, in the mirror.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Ow! Burnt!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09B...U...R...N...T - burnt!
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Oh, please, Inel!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Do you know what, back at sports day I used to win so many races
0:03:14 > 0:03:17that I used to think "champion" was my middle name!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh, get that dust off your shoulder! Get that dust off...
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh, how rude of me! Eat up, Inel!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- I know how much you like to eat my dust!- Whatever.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Get that dirt off my shoulder! Cut to a sketch!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Dirt off my shoulder! Cut to a sketch!
0:03:33 > 0:03:39Once upon a time, a kid got dumped in the trash...
0:03:39 > 0:03:41That kid discovered he had powers -
0:03:41 > 0:03:43powers of the waste!
0:03:44 > 0:03:48The thrilling adventures of Wasteman!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Help! Help!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh, look, is that a bird?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Is it a plane?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a plane, mate.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Anyway, what's going on here? - Who are you?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Oh, didn't do my proper introduction, did I?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Never fear, for Wasteman's here!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Wasteman?!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19HE LAUGHS
0:04:19 > 0:04:21All right! Joke's over!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25You were crying a minute ago. I weren't laughing at YOU, was I?
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Anyway, what's the problem?- Oh, can you help? My cat's stuck up a tree.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Oh, I think you might be in luck, little girl.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36He says he's Wasteman. I think he's some sort of superhero.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40I bet he's got special powers to help get your cat back!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Well, yeah, I kind of have, but don't tell everyone about it
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- because it's kind of a secret.- Oh.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Oh, why don't you just fly on up and get the cat back?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Well...
0:04:52 > 0:04:54The thing is, my flying powers keep cutting out.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57But I've got other powers so I WILL get that cat down.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02Like, I'm wicked at climbing - I stick to things, like chewing gum!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oh, go on, then. Why don't you... why don't you get it back?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Well, I will.- Right.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Bit of a big tree, isn't it?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15100 years old, at least.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- No, but I'm going to get that cat back, don't worry about it.- Right.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21That cat is coming down. Just going to need a run up.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Rargh!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Can't get any purchase on this! I'm slipping! Right, now, you come here.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Oh, oh, you almost had him! - He's taking a swing at me! Ah! Ah!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I've got him! I've got him!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Argh! Oh, oh.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43My cat! Get off!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45You nearly killed him!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Nearly killed him?!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51He nearly killed ME! He's a vicious little so-and-so!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53That is ungrateful.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57You better get out of here, in case she calls the RSPCA.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Yeah, you're right.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02May the waste be with you!
0:06:19 > 0:06:24My name is Shotcaller007! Well, at least, that's my gamer tag.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28And I'm MadJimbo28. Some of you might recognise me
0:06:28 > 0:06:30for being voted Gamer of the Year
0:06:30 > 0:06:32four years in a row, in Milton Keynes.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34And welcome to an episode of...
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- BOTH:- Super Game Reviewers! - That's right.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40All right, throughout this games review
0:06:40 > 0:06:44I will only be referred to as Shotcaller007...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47as I don't want to release my Government name
0:06:47 > 0:06:49cos there are people out there looking for me.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52'Nigel, can you come here, please?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55'Nigel, can you hear me?!'
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Mum, leave me alone!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01I'm trying to do a games review up here and you're spoiling it!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Anyway, in cyber circles,
0:07:04 > 0:07:11I am most commonly known for my work on FPSs. I got up to Prestige Nine.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Actually, there is no Prestige Level Nine.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- There is Prestige Level Nine. - There isn't.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- But I done it last time. - No, you're talking about...
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Prestige Eight.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Anyway, because we are such good gamers
0:07:23 > 0:07:27we thought we'd put on a games review for you guys at home.
0:07:27 > 0:07:32Yeah, I mean, I love gaming. That's why I game, like, 24 hours a day.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I game, like, 25 hours a day.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Erm, you can't game 25 hours a day.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- You can because I done it yesterday. - You can't because there's only...
0:07:41 > 0:07:43And this week we're going to be reviewing
0:07:43 > 0:07:48the latest in the successful franchise Productive Teenager II.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Right, now, the objective of this level
0:07:51 > 0:07:54is to help Mum carry the shopping.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- OK, left and then right.- I know.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Right, left.- I can see!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Right, left.- I can... - Well, do it, then!- I'm doing it!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Just calm down, you're panicking!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- I'm...- I'll turn the camera off.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I'm fine. No, I've got this.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Left, right. A, B. There you go.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh, yeah.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19- 'Nigel, can you help me with the shopping?'- Pause it. Pause it!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Mum, can you just leave me alone?!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I'm trying to complete a level up here
0:08:24 > 0:08:28or my computer mum will get angry at me and we'll lose points!
0:08:30 > 0:08:31She just doesn't get it!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Welcome back to The Johnny & Inel show!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Hold up, hold up.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Sorry about that, mate.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Yeah, I had to get these on, didn't I, eh?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I actually had to get help cos there was so many of them.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Thanks, costume department.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55So, what do you think of these babies?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Oh, please, have you not seen these? Bam!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Er, hello? Bosh!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Doosh!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Dosh!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- What have you got? What have you got after this?- Are you ready?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Are you ready?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18# Sha-ba-la-ba-la-a-a-a! #
0:09:19 > 0:09:25All right, that's it. Back it up, please. Fred, back it up, mate.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30Keep it coming. You've got plenty of room. Plenty of room.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Coming through, watch yourself. Coming through.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46- Bang.- Hold on, hold on. Let me have a look at this.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Ha! Look at this.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Medal for doing the washing up? Please!
0:09:53 > 0:09:58Doing your homework?! You're SUPPOSED to do your homework!
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Oh, yeah?
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Well, this one - "litter picking". This one - "remembering your PE kit"!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Look at this one, look at this one. This one's made out of chocolate!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Let's face it, these aren't the best medals in the world, are they?
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Yeah, you're right. I mean, amazing sportsmen like us,
0:10:16 > 0:10:19we should have made more of sports day.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Tell me about it. This is a pretty poor showing.
0:10:22 > 0:10:27- Actually, Inel, I've got my own show.- Er, we've got our own show.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29That's what I said - we've got our own show.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31We should be able to go out
0:10:31 > 0:10:34and get a platform to show what amazing sportsmen we are.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Yes, but we already missed the Olympics, that's been and gone.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Let's have our own Olympics.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Johnny!- Johnny!- Johnny!
0:11:04 > 0:11:12There we go, that's you done. There you go, mate. And that one for you.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14It's what makes it all worth it.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Johnny time.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Here you go, mate. Keep it.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Here we are.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Liam Piam here for your on-track commentary,
0:11:31 > 0:11:36ready to bring you a great and thrilling race. And we're off.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Brilliant start there by all four contenders.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Johnny Cochrane in first place, followed by Timmy in the inside lane,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Toby in third and Ryan on the outside.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Excellent start by all contenders on this epic, epic race.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54But wait, it looks like Timmy is taking a tumble.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Oh, no! He's going to regret that.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Four years of training gone down the drain.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01He's going to be unhappy about that.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06Johnny still in first place, great start on the bend, there.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Oh, it looks like Toby is taking a fall on some on-track debris.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Clean up on the track. Clean up!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16There we go - but wait,
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Ryan has taken it into first place on the last 100 metres.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Ryan's in front of Johnny Cochrane!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Will Johnny catch up? But wait!
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Ryan has taken a tumble and it looks like Johnny is going for gold.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31He's going to break the world record. He's done it!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Johnny Cochrane, first place, gold medal.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Hi. Our top story today.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Host Johnny Cochrane smashes the Popplewell School's 100 metres
0:12:58 > 0:13:04- sports-day record.- Yes, Johnny beat the record by a whopping 20 seconds.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Liam Piam has managed to grab an exclusive interview. Liam.
0:13:10 > 0:13:16Thank you, Boris and Norris. Today, I'm joined by Johnny Cochrane,
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- who has just broken... - Literally obliterated...
0:13:20 > 0:13:25Literally obliterated the 200 metre world record. Johnny. Johnny!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27How does it feel?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29How does it feel to not only be a gold medallist,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32but a world-record holder as well?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35It feels great. I mean, I'd like to thank my mum.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40You've been brilliant, hi, Mum. Seriously, have a look at that time.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Have a look at that time. It's amazing.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Usain Bolt would struggle to match that time.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Johnny Cochrane has thrown down the gauntlet. Will Usain respond?
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Only time will tell. Back to you guys in the studio.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Liam Piam there with an exclusive interview.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03That's all the news for today.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Tune in next time, with me, Boris Horace.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10And me...
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Norris Cloris.- Ta-ta.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16THEME MUSIC STARTS
0:14:17 > 0:14:19THEME MUSIC STOPS, THEY MUTTER
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Welcome back to The Johnny & Inel Show!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35It's the Johnny...
0:14:35 > 0:14:38AUDIENCE BOOS
0:14:41 > 0:14:43..And Inel Show!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46CHEERING
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Thank you, thank you. Thanks. - I've got it.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53So you guys don't like me, but you like him.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56If you hadn't turned up late, then I wouldn't have had to go out
0:14:56 > 0:14:59on that running track and annihilate those kids.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Don't go blaming me. I remember you saying,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03"Let's go beat some kids," you said.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05"It's the only way they'll learn," you said.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- HE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY - Like I'd say that.- You did.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11But, actually, if I remember rightly,
0:15:11 > 0:15:14I wasn't the only one out there winning golds on that track.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I wonder if these guys will like you so much
0:15:17 > 0:15:19when they take a look at this.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Oh, here he comes. Here's the class athlete. How you feeling?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Looking good. Looking professional. Showing them how it's done.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Showing them.- Just got to try and...
0:15:38 > 0:15:42That's it. Got this. Got this.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Yeah, you made that look good.- Woo!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Ooh.- Oooh.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52There's the one I've got to beat.
0:15:53 > 0:15:59Class Champ 2012. This is a classic Ennis run-up.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06It isn't about her. You can do this.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Yeah, she's awesome - it doesn't matter. You're better.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- You've got this, OK?- I've got this.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32R-r-r-ra-a-a-ar!
0:16:32 > 0:16:37# And it's like flying without wings
0:16:37 > 0:16:39# Cos you're my special thing
0:16:39 > 0:16:43# I'm flying without wings. #
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Yes!
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Hi, Liam Piam here, and I'm joined by Samantha,
0:16:49 > 0:16:51who just got pipped to second place by Inel.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Samantha, how do you feel?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57How do you feel to come in second place?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Well, I went out there and I did my best,
0:17:00 > 0:17:06and I'm disappointed that I did not win it. I worked really hard.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- I know at least my mum is proud of me.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Inel, Inel! What can I say, what can I say?
0:17:13 > 0:17:17In all my years of sporting events, I have never,
0:17:17 > 0:17:19never seen a jump like that.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- How did you do it?- Well, Liam - can I call you Liam?- You can.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29Liam, well, basically, I wasn't even jumping. I was flying. You know?
0:17:29 > 0:17:35- It was the way I hit the plate. - Mm-hm.- Doosh! You know?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39I sailed through the air. Like, "sh-h-h-h-h."
0:17:40 > 0:17:43You know? Then I landed in the sand.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Like, doosh-ah-ha!
0:17:45 > 0:17:51- Perfect.- Thank you. Cheers. Back to the studio, Boris and Norris.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Welcome back to The Johnny & Inel Show!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09AUDIENCE BOOS
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- I got my medals.- Looks like they don't like you as well, now.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Please, I deserved these medals. Earned them. Long-jump champion!
0:18:18 > 0:18:23- You better recognise!- Yeah, but you know what the problem is?
0:18:23 > 0:18:27I think these guys don't realise what it takes to be a winner.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29And for that reason, I think we need to start
0:18:29 > 0:18:33hanging around with more people that are natural winners.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Guys, welcome to The Johnny & Inel Show
0:18:36 > 0:18:38London 2012 Olympic gold medallists
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Katherine Grainger and Anna Watkins!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44CHEERING
0:18:47 > 0:18:50The rowing gold medallists, eh? Look at that!
0:18:50 > 0:18:54So, that's you there, collecting your gold medal at the Olympics.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59Impressive. I mean, just explain to everyone at home what it feels like
0:18:59 > 0:19:02when you win that gold medal. We know, of course.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I mean, it's hard for us to top what you guys have achieved,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08obviously, but for us, we raced in front of 30,000 people
0:19:08 > 0:19:12screaming and shouting with British flags. The most amazing moment.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15All our hard work paid off and we got to win
0:19:15 > 0:19:18in front of all our friends and family and celebrate with them all.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- We know that feeling. - Yeah, you been there?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24It must take a lot of training to be world class, like you girls.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27We have to train every day and we get up really early
0:19:27 > 0:19:29and go rowing, and also we lift weights
0:19:29 > 0:19:32and go on the rowing machine, so there's no shortcuts.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35We have to do it every single day.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39So, at what stage in your lives did you start to work out that rowing
0:19:39 > 0:19:40is what you wanted to do?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42We both started quite late, actually.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45We were at school, we did loads of different sports, tried lots
0:19:45 > 0:19:49of different things, and we didn't start until we were at university.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Loads of time yet!- Have you brought your medals with you?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55We might have. We don't want to put yours to shame.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Ours are a little bit bigger. - Shall we have a look?- Oh, please.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- This is it.- Look at that!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03AUDIENCE: Wow.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- CHILD: I've seen them in the paper. - You've seen them in the paper?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- You want to see them in real life? - CHILD:- Can I feel it?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Do you want to see ours? - Can I?- Yeah.- Ooh.- Pretty good.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18It's pretty good.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- It's the new breed of medal.- Ours doesn't say "winner" on it, though.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Yours is quite good with that. - Do you know what?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27After seeing your Olympic success,
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I think it's time to show you how good athletes we are.
0:20:30 > 0:20:35- Oh, I've been looking forward to this.- Take a look at this.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Starts with a bang.- Yes.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Bosh! Winning.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44# I believe I can fly. #
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Ohh. Unfortunate.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Not his day.- No.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50On the brakes.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Out the way. Shouldn't be running near me.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00- Boys...- Speechless!- What did you think?- Disappointed, really.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- Pushing people down on the track? - Nothing to do with me. Took a fall.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08You've got to play fair, otherwise those medals don't belong to you.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11You've got to do it properly and work hard every day,
0:21:11 > 0:21:12then you can be proud of your medals.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Yeah, you can't wear those medals with pride, guys.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- You didn't earn them. - I think you'll find I can!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Thank you very much for coming on this show.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Guys, can we please give it up for our guests?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
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0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Let's give them another sketch, shall we?- Yeah.
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0:22:13 > 0:22:16On today's Johnny Kyle's Show, we have Red Riding Hood.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Red doesn't recognise her grandma any more, so she wants her
0:22:19 > 0:22:24to take a DNA test to prove once and for all she is a real grandmother.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Guys, a big round of applause for Red Riding Hood!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29APPLAUSE
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Welcome to the show, Red.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37So, you've told our researchers that your grandmother has been
0:22:37 > 0:22:42acting rather strangely, baring her teeth while watching EastEnders,
0:22:42 > 0:22:46regurgitating food and expecting YOU to eat it up...
0:22:46 > 0:22:48and peeing in the corner of the room
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- whilst standing on her hind legs? - Yes, Johnny.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56I really miss the old grandma. She used to cook a lovely Sunday roast.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01Now, she doesn't even cook. She eats everything raw, just like an animal.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Well, don't worry, Red.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Here on The Johnny Kyle's Show, we'll clear everything up.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08A DNA test will prove once and for all
0:23:08 > 0:23:12whether this is in fact your real grandma.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Let's get her on the show first, shall we?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17A big round of applause for the grandmother!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19APPLAUSE
0:23:20 > 0:23:22All right, our Kyle?
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Red.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29So, your granddaughter here has said you've been acting very strangely,
0:23:29 > 0:23:32and she doesn't believe that you're her real grandmother.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36It's a misunderstanding. Let me clear this up, Kyle.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39What it is, right, basically, I didn't want to worry her.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43I've got this rare skin condition called furryitis.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Don't tell me, tell her.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Basically, it just means I grow fur.- Well, you're lying.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52Do you know what I think? I think you're a wolf in disguise.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- AUDIENCE GASPS - How could you say that?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I've been looking after her since she was this high.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00What about your big ears and your big nose and your massive teeth?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- HE GROWLS - Don't you get...
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- HIGH-PITCHED:- Don't you get cheeky with me, little girl.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06I raised you better than that!
0:24:06 > 0:24:09WOLF SOBS AND HOWLS
0:24:11 > 0:24:16She is the only close family I've got left, and she brings me
0:24:16 > 0:24:19on national telly to disown me.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21WOLF SOBS
0:24:23 > 0:24:24WOLF HOWLS
0:24:24 > 0:24:27That's it!
0:24:29 > 0:24:34I've had about enough of this. You must think I was born yesterday.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I've had hundreds of people on this show, just like you,
0:24:37 > 0:24:40you selfish little girl.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43How can you talk to your grandmother like that,
0:24:43 > 0:24:46after all she's done for you?
0:24:46 > 0:24:50- I'm very, very hurt, Kyle. - Johnny, please.- Johnny.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Do you know what? As a first on The Johnny Kyle's Show,
0:24:54 > 0:24:57we're not actually going to do this DNA test.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Instead, me and the aftercare team are going to send you
0:25:01 > 0:25:03back there so you can be in a room together
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- and build your relationship from the ground up.- Just the two of us?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- Just the two of you.- Alone?- Alone!
0:25:09 > 0:25:14Excellent. Oh, I mean, thank you, Kyle!
0:25:14 > 0:25:19- I owe you, big time. - You can't do this, it's a wolf!
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Come on, love, let's go backstage and have a nice chat...
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- over dinner. - Go that way, both of you.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Right, now that's done, who's next?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Welcome back to the...
0:25:46 > 0:25:49AUDIENCE BOOS
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Welcome back to the...
0:25:53 > 0:25:56AUDIENCE BOOS
0:25:59 > 0:26:00We...
0:26:00 > 0:26:03AUDIENCE BOOS
0:26:03 > 0:26:08All right, all right. I'll tell you what. You know what, Johnny?
0:26:08 > 0:26:13- I've been thinking. A lot. - Don't say it.- No, no.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17- I reckon... I reckon... - No, stop it. Stop it.
0:26:17 > 0:26:22- I reckon...- No, we're number one, we're number one!- No.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27I reckon we're going to have to give back all these medals to the kids,
0:26:27 > 0:26:29because they deserve them more than we do.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31CHEERING
0:26:35 > 0:26:39So, this medal - to the coolest hairstyle in the room, look at that.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Gold medal right there.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Oh, look at this. There we go.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48I like that T-shirt as well. There we are.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Awesome. Johnny, you not going to give away your medals?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Are you kidding?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56AUDIENCE BOOS
0:26:59 > 0:27:01All right, all right.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Every kid here will get a medal before they leave -
0:27:04 > 0:27:06does that sound good?
0:27:06 > 0:27:08CHEERING
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Guys, until next time, we're going to keep making it look good.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15- The only way Johnny and Inel could. - Hit the music.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17RAP: My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:27:17 > 0:27:20I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes
0:27:20 > 0:27:22The sun is out shining I'd better stop rhyming
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- and as Mum's always telling me - "Fix up your timing!"
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Now we've got a show on CBBC
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Sure all of my fans will be out to see me
0:27:29 > 0:27:30The time is here
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37BOTH: We're doing well, as you can tell, so here comes the show
0:27:37 > 0:27:38with Johnny and Inel.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42(Is the coast clear?)
0:27:45 > 0:27:49I knew they'd fall for them chocolate ones.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd