Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# I splash water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we got a show on CBBC

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Sure all of my fans will be happy to see me

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# It's sick cos the time is here

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# We're doing well, as you can tell

0:00:21 > 0:00:24- # So here comes the show with Johnny - # And Inel. #

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Here's the birthday remix! It's the birthday remix!

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# It's the birthday... Ricky, Ricky, Ricky!

0:00:31 > 0:00:32# Ricky, r-r-remix! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:37Sir's getting so feisty! Hee-hee, ho-ho!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39He's taken the matter out of the classroom

0:00:39 > 0:00:45and he's involving your family. Oh, my go-o-o-o-o-o-o-osh!

0:00:46 > 0:00:50# Don't you leave me in the darkness Eh, eh, eh!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53# How can you be so heartless?

0:00:53 > 0:00:58# Woo! You've got my heart running faster than Usain, boy

0:00:58 > 0:01:02# You've got this hold that I just can't get out my brain, boy... #

0:01:06 > 0:01:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:12 > 0:01:17Ha-ha! And welcome to The Johnny And Inel Show!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Yoo-yoo, woo-woo! Woo-woo-woo-woo! Ha-ha!- Hmm...

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Right, I guess it's time for that part of the day,

0:01:22 > 0:01:24it's Greet of the Week!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Oh, I'm really excited, I've got a really good one as well.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Watch, watch, watch...

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- BOTH:- Ah! Ah! Ah! Boom!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Right, guys, now it's time for you to try as well, so are you ready?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Stand up, let's do this, let's do this!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Are you ready? So it's paper, scissors, rock. Ready, go!

0:01:40 > 0:01:45Ah! Ah! Ah! Boom! Ha-ha!

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Oh, they got it, they got it!

0:01:46 > 0:01:51- Awesome! Cheers, guys! Thank you. I like that, I like that.- Ha-ha!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Why are you so excited today?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I'm always excited, man.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Yeah, but you're more excited than usual.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01You're just bouncing around like a crazed hyena

0:02:01 > 0:02:04that's just won the lottery! You haven't won the lottery, have you?

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Cos if you have, I am pretty sure

0:02:05 > 0:02:07I'm entitled to at least 50% of that.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Don't pretend like you don't know...

0:02:10 > 0:02:11(It's my birthday today.)

0:02:11 > 0:02:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah, of course I knew it was your birthday (!)

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Yeah, I was just checking if you forgot in your old age!

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Ha-ha! I knew you hadn't forgotten,

0:02:20 > 0:02:23because you must've been planning my birthday for months.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Eh, remember when you said you was going to plan my birthday

0:02:26 > 0:02:28at YOUR birthday party?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yeah, how could I forget...

0:02:31 > 0:02:33This party was awesome, Inel.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Next year, I'm going to organise the most amazing,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39spectacular birthday party ever for you!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Ho-ho! The birthday cake was massive!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44And delicious...

0:02:44 > 0:02:47And those balloon animals were wicked.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49The balloon baboon was my favourite.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52AND Rihanna sang you Happy Birthday.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Yes, she did.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Ha-ha! Yeah, AND I found your long-lost cousin

0:02:57 > 0:02:59from the North Pole, Eskimo Bob!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Ha-ha! Oh, yeah, Eski-Bob!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Oh, do you remember when he nearly wet himself?

0:03:03 > 0:03:08Yeah, yeah! Because he couldn't find where the...ig-LOO was!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10LAUGHTER

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Ha-ha! Just ig-LOO!- Yeah, I got it.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Toilet.- I got it.- Loo...- Yeah.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19But don't worry about it anyway. Your birthday's going

0:03:19 > 0:03:22to surpass that in every way! This is going to be the best party ever!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25It's going to be more spectacular, bigger, bolder, amazing!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Oh! I can't wait!- You should just go and get ready for it.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Yeah?- Yeah, go, go.- Just go off now, yeah?- You go, go now...

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Get ready?- Please, go. - Get ready for the show.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Straightaway, mate.- Oh, I can't wait for this.- See you later.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- It's going to be good, innit?! - Toodle-pip, cheerio. Peace out.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Yep.- Toot?- Yep. See ya.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh, no! I forgot his birthday!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47AUDIENCE GASPS

0:03:47 > 0:03:50No, no. I've got enough time, I can pull this around, yeah.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Just go to a sketch, to a sketch.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Kids, tired of sharing your hard-earned sweets?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Yum-yum-yum!

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Tired of your mates blagging the best of your pick-and-mix?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Well, you need Scabbyfingers.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Scabbyfingers - one size fits all.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Scabbyfingers - when you just don't feel like sharing!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Order your Scabbyfingers today!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Mmm! De-licious!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55'I can't believe I got myself into this.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58'Why didn't I get a safer job than teacher?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00'Like, lion-tamer!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03'Them lions ain't so bad.'

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Oi, sir! You stink!

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Oh, my go-o-osh! Did you hear that, did you hear that, you hear that?!

0:05:10 > 0:05:14I swe-e-ear down, he just said Sir stinks! Did you hear that?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17He said Sir stinks! He said Sir stinks!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Oh, my days, sir! You're going to have to do something.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24You're going to have to do something! Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir!

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Do something!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oh, no disrespect to you, yeah, sir,

0:05:28 > 0:05:30but if I was you in this situation,

0:05:30 > 0:05:34I wouldn't take that, I wouldn't take that, nah!

0:05:34 > 0:05:35'The boy's right.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39'You must say something or they won't respect you.'

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Your mum stinks!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47CLASS GASPS

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Of...

0:05:49 > 0:05:50carrots.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55Oh-my-go-o-o-o-o-o-osh!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Sir's getting so feisty!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Hee-hee, ho-ho!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01He's taken the matter out of the classroom

0:06:01 > 0:06:07and he's involving your family. Oh, my go-o-o-o-o-sh!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10I mean, what does a carrot even smell like?

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Have you ever smelt a good carrot?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13ALL: No!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Well, then.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19WHISPERS RIPPLE ACROSS CLASS

0:06:23 > 0:06:26CHEERING

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Music, invitations, sandwiches!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I've got so much stuff to do for Inel's birthday

0:06:31 > 0:06:34and I'm running out of time! Argh!

0:06:34 > 0:06:35LAUGHTER

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- INEL:- # Da-da-da, da-da-da! Da-da, dah! # >

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Oh, no, he's coming!

0:06:39 > 0:06:43INEL APPROACHES SINGING

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Inel! It's Inel, everybody!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51CHEERING

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Ha-ha! What's happening? What's happening, everybody? Ha-ha!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57So, er...what's all this, eh?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00What's, er... What's this?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Oh, just a few surprises for your birthday,

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- but, go on, ruin everything, yeah. - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- That's not really good enough, but...whatever.- So, erm...

0:07:10 > 0:07:11(Hey, er...)

0:07:11 > 0:07:13How's all the prep going?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Prep?!

0:07:15 > 0:07:20Yeah. Well, the prep for my er...birthday party, yeah.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Oh, the preparation! Yeah, it's going real well.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Consider it prepped to the max! Prep-a-rooned! prep-a-manger!

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Ha-ha! That's cool, cos, er, deep down, I was thinking,

0:07:31 > 0:07:34"Uh! Johnny's going to forget your birthday.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37"Johnny ain't going to remember your birthday,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39"he ain't going to plan nothing!"

0:07:39 > 0:07:42A-And you didn't, so I just wanted to say sorry, man.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Thanks. You're a good friend, man.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Uh... Don't mention it...

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Honestly.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50EXPLOSION

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Oh, whoa, whoa! What was that?

0:07:52 > 0:07:56That? It's pyrotechnics! Don't worry about that. Yeah...!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Smells like chocolate. - No, no, don't worry.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Told you I'm going all out for your birthday.- Oh, right.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Yeah. Look, mate, seriously, I've got a lot of stuff to do

0:08:04 > 0:08:06for your birthday, OK? And I can't be entertaining you

0:08:06 > 0:08:10at the same time. yeah. One miracle at a time. I'm not Mary Poppins!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- That's cool... - You've got to go out, mate.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- OK.- Listen, I've organised a day for you at a beauty salon.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17They promised they could even make YOU look handsome.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Yeah, you just go.- You sure? - Keep going through those doors.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- OK, but...- Keep putting one foot in front of the other.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Do I need anything?- You keep going, then. You keep going.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- How do I know where to find...? - Outside... Don't worry about...

0:08:30 > 0:08:33My cake! Argh! It's on fire!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35My cake's on fire!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Did someone say fire?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Yeah, I did.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44LAUGHTER

0:08:49 > 0:08:54Once upon a time, a kid got dumped in the trash.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57That kid discovered he had powers!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Powers of the Waste!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03The Thrilling Adventures Of...

0:09:04 > 0:09:07..Wasteman!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Somebody help me, please!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15HEROIC MUSIC

0:09:15 > 0:09:17You all right, mate?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Do you think that'll be all right there?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Er, I reckon so, yeah.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Anyway, you called?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31No, I don't think I did.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33So what seems to be the problem?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Car's broke down - it's a piece of junk.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41Well, I guess it's lucky for you that the Master of Junk has arrived.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Y-You reckon you can fix it?

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Oh, yeah. One of my waste powers is being able to talk to the junk

0:09:47 > 0:09:49and get it working again.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Step back.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Rrrraaaaargh!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I command you to move!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Yeah, that's done it. Jump in, mate, give it a spin.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27ENGINE TURNS AND DIES

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Are you turning it all the way?- Yes!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31I'll have to push you, mate.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41HE GRUNTS WITH THE STRAIN

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- You can take the handbrake off now. - I have!

0:10:46 > 0:10:51Sorry, I don't wish to complain, but...are you meant to be a hero?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54You say you can help me by touching my car and saying something weird,

0:10:54 > 0:10:57but you haven't even got the strength to get it moving!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59It is pretty heavy, to be fair. Even my waste strength

0:10:59 > 0:11:03can't get it moving. It's these weak wrists, you see.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06And who are you now?!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Is this a fancy-dress party?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Yeah! Who are you?!

0:11:10 > 0:11:11I am...

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Bearman! I'm here to give you a hand.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17To be fair, mate, it's pretty heavy.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Even my waste strength couldn't get it moving,

0:11:20 > 0:11:22so doubt you'd be able to help.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26That's where you're wrong, for I have the strength of a bear.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Not just one bear...but bear bears.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34All right. Give us a hand, then. Jump in, mate.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42HE GRUNTS WITH THE STRAINS

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Come on, then. You going to help or what?!- Yeah.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48I've just got to summon up my powers. Powers of the bear.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53Rrraaaarrrghhh!

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Rrraaaarrrghhh!

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Ready.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03THEY STRAIN

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Ah, come on!

0:12:09 > 0:12:10ENGINE STARTS UP

0:12:12 > 0:12:13THEY STRAIN

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Wow, you were right. You WERE strong.- Well, you know.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Maybe we could work together again in the future.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Yeah? Well that's if you can... "bear" me.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24HE LAUGHS

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Yes, all right. I'll do the jokes. - All right.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28HEROIC MUSIC

0:12:32 > 0:12:33Forgot.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38MUSIC RESUMES

0:12:46 > 0:12:47NEWS JINGLE

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Hi, I'm Boris Horace.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58And I'm Noris Gloris.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01And welcome to the J & I News Network.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Our top story today, it's Inel's birthday.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- POP! - Happy days.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Indeed.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09And TV host Johnny Cochrane

0:13:09 > 0:13:12has promised to organise Inel's birthday.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Only problem is, he's forgotten.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Oh, what a tragedy.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18It is indeed, Boris.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Will Johnny Cochrane be able to organise the birthday party in time?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Stay tuned for the latest developments.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Hey, Noris, remember when we went out for your birthday?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh, my bowling party.

0:13:30 > 0:13:35Yes, we had such fun we forgot to get our shoes back.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Ha, ha, ha! Such nincompoops we were.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Such nincompoops.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Ah...

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Still got them on to this day.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46INEL LAUGHS

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Look at that red stripe. - I look rather fetching.- Mmm.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Although this position is kind of awkward.- Mmm.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Mmm.- That's yoga.- Oh, right.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:04 > 0:14:07What do you mean your flight's been delayed?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09What are you doing in Russia in the first place?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12I've booked you to perform at Inel's birthday -

0:14:12 > 0:14:15I know you're his favourite artist. What am I supposed to do now?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17I've got to pick up the pieces.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Listen, after all I've done for you...

0:14:20 > 0:14:23What do you mean I haven't done anything for you?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25I bought your last two albums, Jay-Z!

0:14:25 > 0:14:26GENTLE LAUGHTER

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Look, I have not got time for this. I've got to go.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Great(!) Now I've got no artist to perform at Inel's birthday

0:14:33 > 0:14:36and I've got no time to send these invitations.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37PHONE RINGS

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Hello.- 'Hey, Johnny.'

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- You all right, Inel? - 'Yeah, listen,

0:14:44 > 0:14:47'I know you're going all out for my party and that...'

0:14:47 > 0:14:48You can say that again.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51'Well, it's this beauty parlour, Johnny,

0:14:51 > 0:14:52'they keep waxing my legs.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55'They just stepped out to get more wax. That's why I'm calling.'

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Listen, Inel, don't be so ungrateful -

0:14:58 > 0:14:59there are plenty of people

0:14:59 > 0:15:01that would love to change places with you.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04'Yes, but... Oh, no. Oh no, they're back. Argh!

0:15:04 > 0:15:07'Please no! Not again. Not again!'

0:15:07 > 0:15:08'Someone hold him down!'

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- See you later, Inel. - 'Argh!'

0:15:10 > 0:15:16Ah, he sounds like he's having fun. Let's cut to a sketch.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18We can't find these diamonds anywhere.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20I've used a pickaxe and everything - nothing there.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- The whole level was empty. - We're ready for you now, please.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Oh, cool. Cheers, Mel.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Oh, wicked. These pictures are cool.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29I used to do paintings like this when I was in school.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Ohhh! Mad rhymes, mad rhymes!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Lyrical genius.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36BELL RINGS

0:15:38 > 0:15:39See you later.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44You're going to have to go. You're needed on set, go.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Go, shorty. It's your birthday,

0:15:54 > 0:15:56we're going to party like it's my birthday,

0:15:56 > 0:16:00everybody knows it's my birthday. Yeah, boy, yeah, boy, yeah!

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Agh!- Happy birthday!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05# It's the birthday remix It's the birthday remix

0:16:05 > 0:16:08# It's the birthday remix Ricky, Ricky

0:16:08 > 0:16:10# Ricky, re-re-re-remix! #

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Look at this. - MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:12 > 0:16:13HE LAUGHS

0:16:13 > 0:16:16What do you think, Inel? Not too shabby, eh?

0:16:16 > 0:16:17What are you doing?

0:16:17 > 0:16:20And, Johnny, why's there Rastamouse decorations hanging up?

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Well, you're half Jamaican.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26I thought you might appreciate a bit of Rasta in the party.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Party, man!

0:16:28 > 0:16:29GENTLE LAUGHTER

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Oh, bread and butter sandwiches?!

0:16:31 > 0:16:33You told me you used to eat them as a kid.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35I used to sat them. Didn't like them, though.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- I used to start crying. - Oh, right.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Oh, look at this...

0:16:41 > 0:16:42This cake is burnt.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45It's not burnt - it's just well done. Look.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Mmm!

0:16:52 > 0:16:53That is delicious.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Well done? That's steak, not cake.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Same thing.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03I got that recipe off Mary Berry. Top gateau, that.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07I'm being silly. I mean, sorry, I should appreciate it.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Birthday's aren't about food and presents -

0:17:10 > 0:17:12it's about celebrating with family and friends.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15So, er, where are they, then? Eh?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Are they...they around here?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Yeah, about that, Inel.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Are they around there?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- No, must be hiding. - Inel, I meant to tell you,

0:17:24 > 0:17:27I kind of thought this party should be a bit more exclusive,

0:17:27 > 0:17:29- you know, VIP only.- Oh, right!- Yeah.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Just only close friends and family.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33But there's no-one here.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Don't be silly.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Look, our mums are over there.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Happy birthday, Inel! - Happy birthday, Inel!

0:17:40 > 0:17:42See? I think it's time for a song.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45# Head, shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes!

0:17:45 > 0:17:49- # Head, shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes... #- Johnny...

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- # And eyes and ears and mouth and nose... #- Johnny!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Stop trying to convince me that this is a good party.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Now, let me get this straight.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01You're playing guitar because you forgot to book an act,

0:18:01 > 0:18:04this isn't chocolate cake, this is a burnt cake,

0:18:04 > 0:18:07and you've organised it so poorly that the only people

0:18:07 > 0:18:10you managed to get here on short notice are our mums.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13And did you guys know about all of this?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Yeah!

0:18:15 > 0:18:16You know what the worst thing is?

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Deep down inside, I knew this was going to happen.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22AUDIENCE: Aw!

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Inel, wait!

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Inel! Come back. Inel, come on.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Johnny! Johnny!

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Not now. I've got to make it up to Inel somehow.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36But it's a really important phone call about Inel's birthday.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Look, I'd take it if I were you.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40I hope this is good news.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Right, welcome back.- Whoa! Hold on,

0:18:59 > 0:19:01let me do the intro. You always get to do the intro.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Hi, everybody. It's manjimbo28 here,

0:19:04 > 0:19:07and you might know me for having the fastest speed run

0:19:07 > 0:19:09on Super Builder Brothers.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12And I'm shotcaller007,

0:19:12 > 0:19:17record point scorer on Dance Dance Rebellion - Banjo Edition.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20And welcome to another episode of...

0:19:20 > 0:19:22BOTH: Super Game Reviewers!

0:19:22 > 0:19:23A lot of people don't know this,

0:19:23 > 0:19:28but last week, they released a new update for Productive Teenager 2.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Version 2.1 in the change log.- Ha!

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Game on!- Game on!

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Right, now, these levels aren't compulsory,

0:19:37 > 0:19:39and you can actually skip past these,

0:19:39 > 0:19:42but we reckon it's worth taking the time to do,

0:19:42 > 0:19:44and you can earn valuable respect points.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Set me up.- Right.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48Have you done your homework?

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Yes, Mum.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Did you take out the rubbish?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yes, Mum.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55What's up, losers?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Viewers, this is Nasty Arthur.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00He's a well-known gaming nuisance in the community.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02He cheats on his speed runs

0:20:02 > 0:20:07and he trolls on numerous gaming forums. Do not engage with him.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Nigel, are you up there?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Go away, Mum!

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Leave the game now, Nasty Arthur.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- You're spoiling our review.- Yeah!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Oh, no! I'm spoiling your review(!)

0:20:19 > 0:20:21And you're breaking guild rules.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Thou shall not enter one's game without a personal invite.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Who else is up there with you, Nigel?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Hiya, Mrs Bond!- Hiya, Cyril!

0:20:29 > 0:20:34Nigel? Cyril? Ha-ha! this keeps getting better and better.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36This is going to make an epic thread on the forums.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40Internet safety cannot be taken lightly, Nasty Arthur.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42You are crossing the line.

0:20:42 > 0:20:47Nigel, stop being a bad host and make Cyril a snack or summat.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Mum, go away!

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Yeah, Nigel!

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Oh, I can't take this any more!

0:20:54 > 0:20:58I'm sick of this guy joining games when he's not been invited

0:20:58 > 0:21:02and ruining the gaming community for everyone!

0:21:02 > 0:21:06We've got crisps. Does he like crisps?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Ask him if he wants some crisps.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Do you want some crisps?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Yeah.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16What flavours have you got?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Cheese and onion.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Nah, they don't settle with me. You got prawn cocktail?

0:21:31 > 0:21:36MUSIC: "Un-Break My Heart" by Toni Braxton

0:21:36 > 0:21:40# La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43# Oh-whoa, oh-whoa

0:21:43 > 0:21:48# Woo-woo, woo-woo oo-oo, woo-oo!

0:21:48 > 0:21:49# Woo-woo

0:21:49 > 0:21:52# Woo

0:21:52 > 0:21:56- #- (HIGH-PITCHED) - Don't leave me in all this pain

0:21:56 > 0:22:01# Don't leave me without presents to play-ay-ay-ay

0:22:01 > 0:22:03# Bring back them Bring back my smile

0:22:03 > 0:22:08# Come and take these tears away

0:22:08 > 0:22:12# I need my friends I need them now

0:22:12 > 0:22:17# This night is so unki-i-ind

0:22:18 > 0:22:23# Bring back the nights when we partied for three days

0:22:23 > 0:22:28- #- (DEEPER)- Un-break my heart!

0:22:28 > 0:22:32# Say it's all my friends

0:22:32 > 0:22:38# Undo this hurt that you caused when you walked out the door

0:22:38 > 0:22:41# And didn't plan my party

0:22:41 > 0:22:45# Un-cry these tears

0:22:45 > 0:22:49# I cried so many, many Many, many times

0:22:49 > 0:22:56# Un-break my hear-ear-eart

0:22:56 > 0:22:59# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... #

0:22:59 > 0:23:00KNOCKING

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Erm... Johnny wants to see you.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Well, tell him he can't see me!

0:23:09 > 0:23:11But he says it's important.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15What does he want to do now, blow the candles off my cake?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Come on. Don't know why I bother with him.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25ALL: Surprise!

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Wow! This is incredible.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Yeah, a top-class birthday for a top-class mate.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Oh, cheers, man.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Hey, thanks for sorting out this for me,

0:23:37 > 0:23:39and I'm sorry for shouting at you as well.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Yeah, and I'm sorry for leaving everything till the last minute.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43You deserve better than that.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Hey, hey.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Uh.- Uh.- Ah.- Ah.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49BOTH: Boom!

0:23:52 > 0:23:54No. That's enough emotions for one day.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Let's just enjoy the party, eh? Oh, and Inel...- Yeah?

0:23:58 > 0:23:59I've got your favourite singer, yeah,

0:23:59 > 0:24:02and someone I've done a tremendous amount for,

0:24:02 > 0:24:04and she'd better not forget it,

0:24:04 > 0:24:06so, guys, please welcome...

0:24:06 > 0:24:07A.M.E.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10CHEERING

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Happy birthday, Inel.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18All right, kids, let's party. Hands in the air and clap.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19MUSIC: "Heartless"

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Go as high as you can.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31# I can hear the beat of your bass

0:24:31 > 0:24:36# Hear the beat of your bass Got me running excited

0:24:36 > 0:24:39# Come on over, give me a taste

0:24:39 > 0:24:41# Come on, give me a taste

0:24:41 > 0:24:44# Yeah, you set me on fire

0:24:44 > 0:24:46# Turn the lights down low

0:24:48 > 0:24:51# Won't you find me in the darkness

0:24:51 > 0:24:54# Be my Romeo

0:24:55 > 0:24:58# Baby, don't you be so heartless

0:24:58 > 0:25:04# Cos I been counting down the hours on the clock, waiting for you tonight

0:25:06 > 0:25:11# Boy, don't leave me lying here Slowly going out of my mind

0:25:13 > 0:25:20# You don't know what you do, what you do when you turn out the lights

0:25:20 > 0:25:24# Don't you leave me in the darkness Hey, hey, hey

0:25:24 > 0:25:27# No, don't you be so heartless. #

0:25:27 > 0:25:28Everybody, jump!

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Woo!

0:25:32 > 0:25:35# How could you be so heartless?

0:25:35 > 0:25:39# Don't you leave me in the darkness Hey, hey, hey

0:25:39 > 0:25:41# How could you be so heartless?

0:25:43 > 0:25:47# You've got my heart running faster than Usain, boy

0:25:47 > 0:25:51# You got this hold that I just can't get out my brain, boy

0:25:51 > 0:25:55# You seem to light me up With you, I always feel on top

0:25:55 > 0:25:58# Yeah, you've got my heart running faster than Usain

0:25:58 > 0:26:00# Got me all excited

0:26:00 > 0:26:02# Boy, you got me

0:26:02 > 0:26:05# Won't you find in the darkness

0:26:05 > 0:26:10# You elevate me higher You elevate me

0:26:10 > 0:26:12# Baby, don't you be so heartless

0:26:12 > 0:26:17# Cos I been counting down the hours on the clock, waiting for you tonight

0:26:20 > 0:26:25# Boy, don't leave me lying here Slowly going out of my mind

0:26:27 > 0:26:34# You don't know what you do, what you do when you turn out the lights

0:26:34 > 0:26:37# Don't you leave me in the darkness

0:26:37 > 0:26:38# Hey, hey, hey

0:26:38 > 0:26:41# No, don't you be so heartless. #

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Get ready. Jump!

0:26:45 > 0:26:48# How could you be so heartless?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51# Don't you leave me in the darkness

0:26:51 > 0:26:53# Hey, hey, hey

0:26:53 > 0:26:55# How could you be so heartless?

0:26:57 > 0:26:59# I know what I want and you seem right

0:26:59 > 0:27:01# Playing hard to get No, it's not right

0:27:01 > 0:27:03# All these girls, yeah They're after you

0:27:03 > 0:27:05# All these girls, yeah Including me too

0:27:05 > 0:27:06# Uh-huh, you're above the rest

0:27:06 > 0:27:08# Can't compare you You are the best

0:27:08 > 0:27:12# Be mine and forget them all Me and you, unforgettable

0:27:18 > 0:27:25# You don't know what you do, what you do when you turn out the lights

0:27:25 > 0:27:30# Don't you leave me in the darkness Hey, hey, hey

0:27:30 > 0:27:32# No, don't you be so heartless. #

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Hey, hey, jump!

0:27:35 > 0:27:37All right, guys, till next time,

0:27:37 > 0:27:40we're going to keep making it look good...

0:27:40 > 0:27:42The only way Johnny and Inel could!

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd