0:00:02 > 0:00:03# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# I splash water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we got a show on CBBC
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Sure all of my fans will be happy to see me
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# It's sick cos the time is here
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# We're doing well, as you can tell
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- # So here comes the show with Johnny - # And Inel. #
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Hold up! You can't call security on me!
0:00:28 > 0:00:32You're looking well dodge. I might have to call the police!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hello, police! Yeah, I've got a well dodgy man in here.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Yeah, he's well dod-dod-dod-dod-dodgy.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40That's it from us this morning, we, of course, will be
0:00:40 > 0:00:42back tomorrow, bye bye.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Who are you?- I'm Johnnie Cochrane. - I'm Inel Tomlinson.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:00:52 > 0:00:55# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:00:55 > 0:01:01# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Johnny! #
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Hello and welcome to The Johnny and Inel Show.- Haha!
0:01:09 > 0:01:14We thought we'd show you how we travel in style to the studio.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15On the tram.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Yeah, well the tram that takes us to the CBBC headquarters.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21And the moment we get off, we just get mobbed by our fans,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24you know, wanting photos and autographs.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Oh, yes, especially today, as it's a special episode.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29So, you know, there's going to be EVEN more fans than usual.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32We're not going to reveal all the secrets of the episode now
0:01:32 > 0:01:35though, no. First, we've got to deal with the fans. Oh, this is us.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Better get off.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- BOTH:- Ta-dah! - Hoohoo!
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- Excuse me, please.- Oh, what is it, mate? Want an autograph, do you?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Inel, sort him out.- No, actually, I want to clean that spot.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Can you guys move?- Yeah, all right, we're going, we're going.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Pretending like you don't know who we are!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00THEY LAUGH
0:02:00 > 0:02:02You know, sometimes
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I can't believe that's where we do our show from.
0:02:05 > 0:02:11- Right up there.- Yeah, the penthouse. No other place for us, really.- No.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Easy, guv! What's happening, brother?!- Hold tight, Jacob.
0:02:19 > 0:02:25I sees ya! Haha! Morning, Mavis, looking lovely as usual.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- Not a day over 21!- What?! - Yeah, you know!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Ray!- Ray!- Ray!- Ray!- Ray!- Ray!- Ray!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Ray! Ray! Ray!- Ray!- Ray!- Ray!- Ray!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40THEY BEAT BOX
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- This way, yeah?- Cheers. Nice.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the lift! Hold the lift!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I don't think we're going to get there in time, at this rate.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02No, no, we should be all right. We still got a couple of minutes.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- To be fair, the show can't start without us.- No.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Johnny and Inel Show. I'm Johnny. - And I'm Inel.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09THEY LAUGH
0:03:09 > 0:03:11LIFT PINGS
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Right.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18CHEESY LIFT MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:18 > 0:03:21THEY SNIFF
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Bleurgh.- Urgh!
0:03:33 > 0:03:38- Well, it weren't me!- Whoever smelt it dealt it.- Hey! It wasn't me!
0:03:39 > 0:03:45- Oh, oh!- I'm running out of air! I can't take it any more!
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Open the door! OPEN IT! - I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51ALARM BELL RINGS
0:03:51 > 0:03:54ANNOUNCER: This lift is broken. This lift is broken.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- Uh-oh!- What have you done now?!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I don't know! I don't know!
0:04:00 > 0:04:06- I'm going to faint! I can't take this! Help!- Help!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- BANGING ON THE DOORS - Somebody call my mum!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Arrrgh!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19THEY COUGH AND GASP
0:04:19 > 0:04:21You don't want to go in there! It's a death trap!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Have you broken the lift?! - My life flashed before my eyes!
0:04:23 > 0:04:28- Take the stairs!- You've got to lock that off.- Oh, it's dangerous, that.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Johnny, Inel, one minute to show time!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39I wonder where they are!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I'd better tell the producer.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Right, so today, class, we're going to be doing a role-play.
0:04:54 > 0:05:01- Blondie, if you'd like to join me at the front.- Oh, my gosh!- Thank you.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Right, so today,
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Blondie will be playing the role of the shop assistant, and I will be
0:05:08 > 0:05:12playing the role of the customer who is trying to return something. OK?
0:05:12 > 0:05:17Ready? Right. Hello, there. I would like to return this, please.
0:05:17 > 0:05:23- IN A GIRLY VOICE:- Er, no returns. - But you don't know what it is yet.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28- I do, because this is a TV shop. Duh!- All right. A TV shop. OK.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Well, luckily, I want to return a TV.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, you can't, we're closed, it's lunchtime.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38You probably should have closed the door then!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I think you'll find I did, so, security!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Can you get this man out of here, please?! Thank you!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Hold up, you can't call security on me!- I think I can.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52You're looking well dodge. I might have to call the police!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Hello, police! Yeah, I've got a well dodgy man in here.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Yeah, he's well dod-dod-dod-dod-dodgy.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Right, OK, I think you're being a bit hasty, madam.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Look, I would just like to return this, please. Here's my receipt.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Oh, you're out of warranty.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Give me that! Right, I want to speak to your supervisor!- Fine!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17You can speak to my supervisor! I'm going to go get him.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Good.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- IN A DEEP, MANLY VOICE:- Hey, I'm the supervisor, what's going on?
0:06:25 > 0:06:30- Erm... I'd just like to return this TV, please.- What TV?- This TV.
0:06:30 > 0:06:36- I don't see no TV.- Well, this, it's a 32-inch plasma, HD ready.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- DEEP VOICE:- Look, mate, you'll just have to come out of the shop,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41so you have to come out of the store. Out of the shop!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Get out of the shop! I said, get out of the shop!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- What are you still doing here? GO! GO!- What's going on?
0:06:47 > 0:06:52- IN A GIRLY VOICE:- Thank you! It's a role-play. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54APPLAUSE
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- MOBILE RINGS - Hello.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05No, it's just that we had some troubles with the lift, that's all.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Aww! We've got 30 seconds before we've got to be in the studio!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10BOTH: Aaarrrgh!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23THEME TUNE PLAYS
0:07:23 > 0:07:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:26 > 0:07:28THEME TUNE PLAYS
0:07:32 > 0:07:36THEME TUNE SLOWS DOWN AND STOPS
0:07:36 > 0:07:39BELL RINGS
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Ahem, er, this is your studio manager.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Inel and Johnny will be with you shortly.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48EERIE BREEZE BLOWS Please remain seated.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Hi, and welcome to the J&I News Network.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Our top story today, host's Johnnie Cochrane
0:08:07 > 0:08:11and Inel Tomlinson are late for their own show.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Due to a lift malfunction, their top floor studio remains
0:08:14 > 0:08:18inaccessible, unless they find another route.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22You'd never find us being late for our own show, hey, Norris?
0:08:22 > 0:08:27Not even if there was an earthquake. We'd still be there reporting it.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Even with the roof caving in on us. - We would?- We would.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Well, that's all the news for today.
0:08:35 > 0:08:41- Tune in next time, with me, Boris Horris.- And me, Norris Glorris.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Tah-tah.- Bye.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- You all right, fellas? - No, Barney, we're not.- We're not.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04We've got to get to the top of the building.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- If we don't get there on time, we'll miss our show!- You're in luck.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I've got an app for that. It's brilliant. It takes your foot,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12times it by the length of your leg,
0:09:12 > 0:09:14spread that across the distance you want to walk,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17and it works out exactly how long it will take to get to the studio.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20That's great, Barney, but we're in a rush.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I've got another, this is genius. You take a picture of your mate,
0:09:22 > 0:09:25and you can swap his nose for the nose of an animal,
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- and it makes you actually sounds like that animal!- Oh, that is, aw...
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Do me, do me!- OK. Ready? Hey, you're a koala bear!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- That's awesome! - Come on, we're going to be late!
0:09:36 > 0:09:41You could always use the secret staircase. No-one knows about it.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Straight down the corridor, take a left, a right,
0:09:43 > 0:09:44go back on yourself and go forward six.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Two the left, two to the right down the stairs, can't miss it.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Two to the left?- Yeah. All right? - Got it.- Cheers, Barney.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Careful you don't pass it on the staircase, yeah?!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04BARNEY ECHOING: 'Go to the end of the corridor. Turn right.'
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- Which way did he say?- Go right. - I swear he said right.- Go left.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- No, no, I think he said to left. - Down the stairs.- Let's go that way.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- I think it's this way. - No, he said this way, this way.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- We're going round in circles. - All right, it's through this way.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44That's it from us this morning. We will be back tomorrow at 6:00.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- See you then, have a great day, thanks for watching.- Bye bye.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51BREAKFAST THEME PLAYS
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- Who are they?- Who are you? - I'm Johnny Cochrane.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I'm Inel Tomlinson.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Hi, guys, I'm really sorry, but we've just finished,
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- and what are you doing here?- Well, what do you want to ask us?- Lou?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Yeah.- You keep them talking.- OK. - I'll call security.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Jim, we need someone in here NOW. - What are you doing?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- He's getting security? - Security, now.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- No, no.- Let's get out of here.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21No, they're trying to treat us like Z-list celebrities, no,
0:11:21 > 0:11:23we're not having that! Completely unacceptable!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I thought we had a connection!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I didn't even get his name. Who on Earth were they?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Do you recognise them? - I have no idea who that was.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- I think he said his name was Johnny or something. Any clues?- Mystery.
0:11:55 > 0:12:01Oh, where is this lift?! Barney said it wouldn't even be this far!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Barney said it was going to be right here!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I tell you what, I'm going to go downstairs,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09see if we've missed a turning by the newsroom.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11You wait here. You wait here.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12HE SIGHS
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oh, I'm not waiting here.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Oh, Blue Peter! I've always wanted a Blue Peter badge.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30HE LAUGHS
0:12:35 > 0:12:38BLUE PETER THEME TUNE PLAYS
0:12:38 > 0:12:45Oh, nice! Look at this! Hahaha! Blue Peter!
0:12:50 > 0:12:55Nice. Nice. Oh, Barney. Oh, Barney!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I didn't know you were here. Jump up here, man.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Come up here. Take a seat! Haha!
0:13:02 > 0:13:08See if there's any Blue Peter badge in here for me. Hehehey! Hiya!
0:13:08 > 0:13:14I'm Barney. And welcome to a special edition of Blue Peter.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15HE LAUGHS
0:13:16 > 0:13:22No. All right. Oh, oh, oh. Awww. Eh?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- IN A GIRLY VOICE:- Hiya! I'm Helen.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Will Johnny and Inel get to their show on time?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Stay tuned and find out.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32HE LAUGHS
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Fine. Don't like my comedy. Fine.
0:13:37 > 0:13:43Oh, there must be a Blue Peter badge around here somewhere. Oh! Barney!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Why didn't you say you had one, mate?!
0:13:46 > 0:13:53Let me just borrow this from under here. Yes. That's it.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Let me just get it off.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57- GROWLING - No. Don't wrestle.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Just give it to me. You're a dog.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04- BARNEY GROWLS - You don't need one. Come on. Just... Come on.- Inel!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06BARNEY BARKS
0:14:08 > 0:14:12What are you doing?! Why has Barney gone flying across the studio?
0:14:12 > 0:14:18- Er, to get one of these.- You've just launched a dog for a badge.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Oh, it was worth it.- Listen, we're late for our show. Come on.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24I've found the right route. Let's go.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26BLUE PETER THEME PLAYS
0:14:33 > 0:14:35EERIE BREEZE BLOWS
0:14:35 > 0:14:40BELL RINGS Ahem. This is the studio manager.
0:14:40 > 0:14:45Mr Inel and Mr Johnny are currently making final adjustments
0:14:45 > 0:14:49to their scripts and will be with you shortly.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Thank you. BELL RINGS
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- Where is it?- Try the next left.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Aha! It must be through here.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11- Oh! Look at this!- Wow! - Oh, yeah, this is a bit of me.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Oh, look.- Look at these.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Heeheehee!
0:15:18 > 0:15:22You, at the back, I need bigger horns. Fatter violins.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27A little bit of base. Oh, don't forget the triangle.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31# La, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la. #
0:15:33 > 0:15:35MAN TUNES HIS VIOLIN
0:15:37 > 0:15:39INSTRUMENTS ALL PLAY OUT OF TUNE
0:15:43 > 0:15:49- Erm... Excuse me? That's my chair. - Yeah, I got here first.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- You'll just have to stand, I'm really sorry.- I'm staying here.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54If you want to sit down, you need to go sit over there.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- So, you want me to sit there.- Yeah.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Well, excuse me, while I just take the music.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10How am I supposed to play without music?!
0:16:10 > 0:16:14- You can follow my music if you really want to.- What page are we on?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- One.- Sweet.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20ORCHESTRA PLAYS
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- We've got work to do. - All right, mate!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32I thought I was doing quite a good job, actually.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Not bad, but we've got work to do.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39ORCHESTRA PLAYS BEETHOVEN
0:16:39 > 0:16:42HE PLAYS BEETHOVEN
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Excuse me?- Sorry, was that out of time?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47It's not quite the right instrument.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51- It was the right notes though, right?- Yeah.- Sweet.- Yes, not bad.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Yeah.- Hey, I've got one you might know.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56# Johnny, Johnny
0:16:56 > 0:16:57# Johnny, Johnny!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03# Johnny, Johnny Johnny, Johnny!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09# Johnny, Johnny Johnny, Johnny!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- ORCHESTRA JOINS IN - # Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16# Johnny, Johnny Johnny, Johnny!
0:17:16 > 0:17:21# Johnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy! #
0:17:21 > 0:17:27- CHEERING - Cheers, guys. Absolutely lovely. Cheers. Come on, Inel.- OK.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Yeah, our work's done. - Sorry!- Cheers, guys.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33See you later, BBC Philharmonic Orchestra!
0:17:33 > 0:17:38HE LAUGHS # Aw, aw, aw, aw La, la, la, la, la! #
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- How good was that?! - That was awesome.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47The BBC Philharmonic Orchestra! I got to show them some real music.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! #
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Oh, they got to hear some real music too, you know what I mean? - HE PLAYS BEETHOVEN
0:17:55 > 0:18:00Oh, no! We've missed like half the show! We've got to go!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02APPLAUSE
0:18:02 > 0:18:06On today's Johnny Kyle Show, we have the Big Bad Wolf.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09He tells us he'd never damage anyone else's property.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12And has a completely pig-free diet.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14The Big Bad Wolf, guys, the Big Bad Wolf.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19- THEY BOO - Oh, come on.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Hello, welcome to the show.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25It says here that you have not only blown down two houses,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28but also eaten two of the pigs inside.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33If you let me start off by saying, those pigs
0:18:33 > 0:18:38built their houses right in the middle of a wolf pack community.
0:18:38 > 0:18:43I knocked on their doors, and I asked them kindly to let me in.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44For a quick chat.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- And when they said no, you blew their houses down and ate them.- No!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50You've got it wrong.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55Everybody is always quick to blame the wolf when something goes wrong.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Every time.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00It's oh, it's the wolf, it's the wolf, wolf,
0:19:00 > 0:19:05- everybody crying wolf! - Don't you dare shout at me.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07This is the Johnny Kyle show.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- I am the only one who does the shouting around here. - AUDIENCE CHANTING
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Now, I've got a little letter here from the eldest of the three pigs.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19And he says, "Dear Johnny Kyle.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23"The Big Bad Wolf is definitely not to be trusted."
0:19:23 > 0:19:29- Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?- "He's vindictive. Manipulative.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- "And conniving." - Big words for a pig!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36"He ate my brothers and he'd eat me too
0:19:36 > 0:19:41- "if given half the chance."- Hardly. I'm a vegan.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42"I wouldn't trust him
0:19:42 > 0:19:46"to look after the mud on the bottom of my trotters.
0:19:46 > 0:19:53"No way, not any day, not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin."
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Nonsense, all of it. - AUDIENCE GROANS
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- You going to pass this test today, are you?- Of course I am!
0:20:00 > 0:20:05- So, here are the lie detector results, guys.- Right.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10We asked the Big Bad Wolf, did you huff and puff
0:20:10 > 0:20:16and blow down the houses that belong to two of the three little pigs?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19The wolf said no.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- He was telling the truth! - GASPING
0:20:26 > 0:20:27APPLAUSE
0:20:27 > 0:20:30You're right. Told you.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Not so big and bad after all, am I?
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Please accept my deepest apologies! - It's fine.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39It wasn't your fault, I mean after all,
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I'm just happy that I cleared my name.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46Guys, please show your appreciation for the Big KIND Wolf.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49CHEERING
0:20:49 > 0:20:51WOLF COUGHS AND CHOKES
0:20:58 > 0:21:00AUDIENCE GASPS
0:21:02 > 0:21:04What IS this?!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09"Little Red Riding Hood."
0:21:09 > 0:21:12You make me sick.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Get him out of there!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Right, now he's done, who's next?
0:21:27 > 0:21:32- Have you seen them?- I have no idea where they are.- This is taking...
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- We've got to go soon. I left the heating on.- I know.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38We came ALL the way here to do this and they're not even here.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Maybe they're lost.- Do you reckon?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Yeah, maybe they got lost in Johnny's hair, something like that.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Oh, I'm exhausted, Inel, I need a rest.- Oh, tell me about it.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Got to find somewhere, mate.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Oh, look at this, Inel.- Oh, oh. - Yeah, this is a bit of me.
0:22:06 > 0:22:13- See the screen?!- Wow! Yeah, this is, look at this.- Oh, oh, oh.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Hey, look, look, look. Very important paperwork.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18THEY LAUGH
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Oh, this really says Johnny and Inel.- You know what?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23We need to get one of these offices.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- We need to talk to someone and get one of these.- Tell me about it.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28We really need a place like this. This is us.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Can I help?- Yeah, you can, actually.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35We were just saying that we really like the office,
0:22:35 > 0:22:37so, yeah, we want it.
0:22:37 > 0:22:42- That would be great.- If you had it, then I wouldn't have an office.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Right.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47But we are a pretty big deals around here, so, we could have a
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- word with someone, get you a little room somewhere.- Oh, yeah.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53We've got connections, don't worry. Connections.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56So, what's your name then, mate, and I'll have a word with someone.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I'm Joe and I'm the head of CBBC. THEY LAUGH
0:23:01 > 0:23:06- And I'm King Johnny III! - That's funny, Joe. Head of CBBC.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Seriously, who are you? - Joe, and I'm the head of CBBC.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16Joe, the head of CBBC? So, that would make you
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- our... - BOTH:- Our boss.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Correct.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY
0:23:25 > 0:23:30- Hiya! We're jokers! That's what we do.- Always doing it.- Joking.- 24/7.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33That's what I was doing. I knew you were coming, so I thought,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I'd clean your desk, you know. With my shoes.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- They call me Johnny clean-shoes. - Paperwork all sorted.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Nice, clean desk.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45I could eat my dinner off that. If you'd let me. Look at that seat.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50- Everything in order, how you left it.- Thank you very much.- Boss.
0:23:50 > 0:23:56- Big boss.- The boss man. See you, Boss.- See you.- Goodbye.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Take care, Boss.- The biggety, biggety, biggety boss!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Bye, Boss.- Goodbye.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13Oh, no, that's the end of our careers. What have you done, Inel?
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- It wasn't me. It was you! - We'll never work here again.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Let's just go for it. - All right, their loss, their loss.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25What's up, we're Lillygreen & Maguire, this is our song,
0:24:25 > 0:24:27One More Time.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33# Last night
0:24:33 > 0:24:37# Was it the best or worst of your life?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39# Never again
0:24:39 > 0:24:42# It's not happening tonight
0:24:42 > 0:24:46# At least that's what we say in the morning
0:24:46 > 0:24:49# Do we do it one more time?
0:24:49 > 0:24:50# Here we go
0:24:50 > 0:24:52# Turn it up
0:24:52 > 0:24:56# Because every night we get on it
0:24:56 > 0:24:58# You can't deny it
0:24:58 > 0:25:03# When the sun comes up, say goodbye
0:25:03 > 0:25:07# Then get on it one more time
0:25:07 > 0:25:11# Turn it up, go whoa, whoa, whoa
0:25:11 > 0:25:13# Well whoa, whoa, whoa
0:25:13 > 0:25:15# Honey, yeah
0:25:15 > 0:25:18# One more time
0:25:18 > 0:25:23# Here we go now, one more time Here we go now, one more time
0:25:23 > 0:25:25# Here we go now, one more time
0:25:25 > 0:25:28# Here we go now, one more time
0:25:28 > 0:25:30# Here we go now, one more time
0:25:30 > 0:25:33# Same excuses It's all right
0:25:33 > 0:25:38# One more party, one more time
0:25:38 > 0:25:44# Turn it up, cos every night we get on it
0:25:44 > 0:25:47# You can't deny
0:25:47 > 0:25:52# When the sun comes up we'll say goodbye
0:25:52 > 0:25:55# Then get on it
0:25:55 > 0:25:57# One more time
0:25:57 > 0:25:59# Turn it up, go whoa, whoa, whoa
0:25:59 > 0:26:01# Whoa, whoa, whoa
0:26:01 > 0:26:06# Party, one more time
0:26:06 > 0:26:08# Turn it up, go whoa, whoa, whoa
0:26:08 > 0:26:11# Whoa, whoa, whoa
0:26:11 > 0:26:14# Party, one more time. #
0:26:14 > 0:26:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:17 > 0:26:18BELL RINGS
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Ladies and gentlemen, that was the end of the show.
0:26:21 > 0:26:28- Please leave by the side door. Thank you.- Oh, no.- No, wait!
0:26:28 > 0:26:35- No, come back!- No, guys, we're here! We're here! No, guys!- Oh, no.
0:26:36 > 0:26:42Oh, no! Oh! We missed our own show.
0:26:44 > 0:26:50- Guys, sorry we're late.- Sorry. - Can you do it again for us?
0:26:50 > 0:26:53What are you shaking their hands for? They were late.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55They missed our show, man.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- It's nothing personal. - Let's just get out of here.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Maybe next time, guys, yeah?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01THEY SIGH
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- It's just all gone wrong, Inel. - It's not my fault!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- It's your fault!- No, it's not!
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Until next time, we're going to keep making it look good.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20- The only way Johnny and Inel could.- Hit the music.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:27:22 > 0:27:24# I splash water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes
0:27:24 > 0:27:26# The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming
0:27:26 > 0:27:29# Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"
0:27:29 > 0:27:31# Now we got a show on CBBC
0:27:31 > 0:27:33# Sure all of my fans will be happy to see me
0:27:33 > 0:27:35# It's sick cos the time is here
0:27:35 > 0:27:37# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:27:37 > 0:27:39# We're doing well, as you can tell
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- # So here comes the show with Johnny - # And Inel. #
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd