0:00:02 > 0:00:03My alarm wakes me up, I'm ready to rise
0:00:03 > 0:00:06I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes
0:00:06 > 0:00:08The sun's out shining, I better stop griming
0:00:08 > 0:00:10His mum's always telling me Fix up your driming
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Now we've got a show on CBBC
0:00:12 > 0:00:14So all of my fans will be out to see me
0:00:14 > 0:00:16The time is here
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:00:19 > 0:00:20We're doing well as you can tell
0:00:20 > 0:00:24So here comes the show with Johnny and Inel
0:00:26 > 0:00:28What's up, little man?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Apparently when you order a superhero
0:00:30 > 0:00:31you get another one for free.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Hurrrrghhh! Hurrrghhh!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Arrrgh! Hurrrghhh!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Oh yes!
0:00:43 > 0:00:44LAUGHTER
0:00:46 > 0:00:50What? Robbie, you want me to help you
0:00:50 > 0:00:52do the homework that I've already done?
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Oh, that's loooo-oooong!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Hi, kids, it's Johnny here.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08You all probably know me as the more popular member
0:01:08 > 0:01:09of The Johnny and Inel Show.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Well, it does pain me
0:01:11 > 0:01:14but unfortunately I've got some bad news for you all.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19As you all know, I have to do this show with a real diva named Inel.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Who wants it all his own way and wants to be the star.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25And won't give me one of his crisps when I ask him for one.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I've had enough now. I've absolutely had it with him.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30It's over. So that's it, guys.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Johnny and Inel no more. Finished. Finito.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Hi. I'm Boris Horis.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47And I'm Norris Glorris.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51And welcome to the J and I News Network.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Today's top story.
0:01:52 > 0:01:58TV hosts Johnny Cochran and Inel Tomlinson have broken up.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Stay tuned for more updates on the J and I News Network.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12This just in. TV host Johnny Cochran
0:02:12 > 0:02:16will be replaced by CBBC host Johnny Pitts instead.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27CHEERING
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Yeah!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Hello, one and all, and welcome to the Johnny and Inel show!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38CHEERING
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Hey, thanks, guys. I know things are a little different.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Namely we've got a new Johnny.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48But rest assured, this is still the same fantastic show
0:02:48 > 0:02:49that you know and love.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51That's not quite right, is it,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54because this show is going to be better than any show you've ever done.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh yeah, the other shows were good as well.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00You know, if this show is as good as those shows, it'll be great.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01This show is going to be better
0:03:01 > 0:03:04cos you've got the new improved Johnny, you've got me.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06All right. Talk about blowing your own trumpet.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Anyway, right, it's time for the Greet of the Week.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I've come up with a brilliant one.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Actually, it's actually my turn to do the Greet of the Week,
0:03:15 > 0:03:18cos me and Johnny usually take it in turns.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19- Oh, really? - Yeah. It's my turn.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I thought that Johnny had gone now.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24And I've come up with a really good one so it's my turn.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28All right, yeah, let's do yours.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31That's what I thought. OK. This is how it goes. Right, OK, so there...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Sorry, guys, I realised I just forgot my bag.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35CHEERING
0:03:41 > 0:03:43What is going on here?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46LAUGHING: Hiya, Johnny. We're just filming the show!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49There is no show! I've left. It's over.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's done, finito, kaput!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53CLEARING THROAT: I think, Johnny,
0:03:53 > 0:03:57you'll find that they replaced you with er... moi.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Bit awkward.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02You replaced me? Good one!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04You ain't got my skills, bruv.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Oh yeah, what skills are these then?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Well, I've got mad skills, mate.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I've got the skills that pay the bills.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15LAUGHTER
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Well, actually, Johnny, erm... - What's this?- It's a phone bill.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20He's paying.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Mad skills, bruv.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Well, it's obviously a muddle up.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Just go and sort this out then, won't I?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Yeah. But I am NOT finished here!
0:04:30 > 0:04:31I'll be back.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- AUDIENCE:- Ah!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Come on, Inel, let's get on with this Greet of the Week.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- All right. - It's a good one.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Da-da-da-da-doosh!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I like that! Everybody, let's get up and do that. That's a good one.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Three, two, one. Doosh doosh doosh doosh doosh!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53That was good! I like that!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56That's actually the best greeting that we've ever done.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I told you, this is going to be great now that I'm here.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01You know what, this is the start of a wicked relationship!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- I can feel it, man! - Wicked!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Boo! - Yeah! Ha ha!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08This is going to be good, man!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- AUDIENCE:- Ah!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Kids, we all know that mums can read minds.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Are you going to do the washing up today, Jonathan?
0:05:32 > 0:05:33You bet I am.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36"No, I'm going to play my computer games!"
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Here at Mum's Mind Scrambler
0:05:40 > 0:05:45we've developed a technology that can actually jam the mother's psychic brainwaves.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Are you going to do the washing up today, Jonathan?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Yeah, sure I am.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56BUZZING: "No, I'm going to play my computer games."
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Are you definitely sure you're going to do the washing up?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Yeah, I'm sure. I love washing up.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05BUZZING: "No, I'm going to play my computer games."
0:06:05 > 0:06:07OK, good boy.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Mum's Mind Scrambler. Order today.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17A kid got dumped in the trash.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Powers of the waste!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Wasteman!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Help! Help! My balloon!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36What's up, little man?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Apparently when you order a superhero you get another one for free.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I bet you can BEAR-ly believe it!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44HE LAUGHS
0:06:44 > 0:06:47So anyway, what you doing in the rain? What's the problem?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Well, my balloon blew away.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53If my flying powers were still working, I could fly up there in a couple of seconds,
0:06:53 > 0:06:56get it back for you and still have time to pop home for a nap.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Yeah, and even my bear strength can't help in this situation.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Raarrghhh! See?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04But I want my balloon!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07There's no pleasing some people, is there?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09We're going to have to help him out, Wasteman.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- We are superheroes, after all. - I'll see what I can do.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17See, kid, he's going to help you out with his waste powers. Told you!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20There you go, little man.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23But my balloon was red!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26That looks rubbish!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Oh! Barry likes it, he's impressed.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31HE LAUGHS
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I want that teddy!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Sorry, kid, you can't have Barry. He's a bit aggressive.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38But I want him!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Listen, kid, have you heard of Paddington Bear?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yeah, well, Barry beat him up.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Honestly, he's just really aggressive right now.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52He's just started crying. You're going to have to do something.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I can't give him Barry the bear - there's going to be even more tears.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01I tell you what. I'll summon a different bear with my bear powers.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Ha ha!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Hurrrghhh!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Hurrrrghhh! - Oh, not this again.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Huurrrrgh! Hurrrghh! Hurrrghhh!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Aarrrgh!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Here we are!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Thanks, Wasteman! Thanks, Bearman! You guys are the best!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24And may bear waste be with you!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28LAUGHING: Go on then, get out the rain! It's raining.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Another job well done for us.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33You know what, Wasteman, I'm so glad you're here.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Cos you know how I can't BEAR to be alone.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Oh, stop it.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Oh, I've just BEAR-ly started!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44HE LAUGHS
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Welcome back to The Johnny and Inel Show!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58(CHEERING)
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You know what, I've got a joke to tell.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Oh yeah? Just make it funny then, Inel.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oh, it will be, it will be.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Right.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Go on. - Because he was a double crosser!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26LAUGHTER
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Ha ha! Bup!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Wooh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Wooh!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Finished?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Yeah. Did... Did you not find that funny, then?
0:09:51 > 0:09:56To be honest, no, I didn't. Such jokes are beneath me.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57What do you mean?
0:09:57 > 0:10:02I mean, it was pretty base, wasn't it? You know, it was so obvious.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04It's just a really standard joke.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Well, the other Johnny really likes my jokes.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Yeah, well, we don't talk about the other Johnny.
0:10:09 > 0:10:14All right? He's gone. And I thought that joke was really lame.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Oh right, well, er...
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Well, if you think you can do better, go ahead.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I could definitely do better
0:10:21 > 0:10:24but my sense of humour is a lot more, you know, sophisticated.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28OK, well, why don't you tell a joke in the next link then?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30OK.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I'll start composing one now.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Well, we'll cut to a sketch while we wait then, shall we?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Tell you what, Regan, don't half get a right craving after double maths.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Low blood sugar levels. Only one way to solve it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Oi, what you done with the sweet stuff?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You're meant to be running a tuck shop.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Not a greengrocer's!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- This is all we've got. - Pulling our leg?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Don't mess with us. We haven't had our dinner.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Look, someone came and bought everything.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33All the cakes, the chocolate, the French fancies.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Even the plain digestives? - Everything.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Even the Eccles cakes?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40What part of everything didn't you understand?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Who did this? - Can't say.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45You're withholding evidence.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48We want names.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52And we want them now!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Find out for yourself. I'm no squealer.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Baby, calm.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12On today's Johnny Kyle show, we have Snow White!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14She used to live the life of a princess
0:12:14 > 0:12:18but now she has seven little problems to contend with.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Let's find out why! Snow White, everybody!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23CHEERING
0:12:25 > 0:12:26- Welcome to the show. - Hello!
0:12:26 > 0:12:29So I hear there's a little trouble in paradise.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Well, yes, there is, Johnny Kyle.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35I mean, all the dwarves that I live with are now out of work.
0:12:35 > 0:12:41They used to be so motivated, they used to love it, they really did.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45I mean, they'd come out of the house, bright and early in the morning.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Singing their little hearts out.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51SINGS: Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53SHE WHISTLES AUDIENCE CLAPS
0:12:55 > 0:13:00And now all they do is sit at home, watch TV
0:13:00 > 0:13:02and play video games.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03I see.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08Such a shame. They really need to get out there and find some more work.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Cos it's really having a big impact on my lifestyle.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15It really is. I can't have any of my animal friends round any more.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Cos Sneeze is now allergic to the animal critters.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- AUDIENCE:- Ah! - Sleepy, he's always sleeping.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- And er... - Hold on.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25So let me get this straight.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28What fairytale land have you been living in, eh?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30It's a recession out there.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Why don't you go out and get a job and help 'em out!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36You think you're better than that, don't you?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Cos you're the fairest of them all!
0:13:38 > 0:13:43- Oh no, it's not like that! - No buts! No buts!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I've had a troubled life as well, you know.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46- AUDIENCE:- Ah!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49My stepmother, she tried to poison me with an apple.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oh, woe is me!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54It's always everybody else's fault.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- But... - No buts!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59If you want help from our aftercare team,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01you better stop butting in!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- I just want to... - Oh, she can't be helped.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Get her out of here!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I didn't get any help! But...
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Now she's sorted, who's next?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Welcome to The Johnny and Rynel Show!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Rynel, why don't you introduce yourself and say your line?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Why do you keep calling me Rynel?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39It's Dwayne.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42HE LAUGHS
0:14:42 > 0:14:44He's a funny man, isn't he?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Let's just have a quick word with you back here, please, Rynel.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53You've got to get it together, mate. You're showing yourself up.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56And worse than that, you're showing me up and I will not have it.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59OK? Your name's Rynel, have you got that?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Right!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Why don't you introduce the guests to what's coming up on the show?
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- BOY:- Where's Inel? - Inel's not on this show.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11We've got a better replacement!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Well, a replacement, anyway.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- BOY:- But we came here to see you and Inel.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Yeah, well, sorry about that.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Rynel, why don't you show them the Greet of the Week?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Right, the Greet of the Week.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Well, basically you go like this.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29And then like this.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32What you doing?
0:15:33 > 0:15:34I mean, are you serious?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37You're falling to pieces out here, mate.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I'm having to run around picking them all up.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42It's like doing the show with Humpty Dumpty.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Oh!
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Just cut to a sketch.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Oh, I forgot. No lighting, no editing. No cameraman.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51I've got to do it myself.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Till next time, tune in to the J and I News Network.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04- Cut. - Poo!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Sandwich, Inel? - Ah, nice.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13What's this? Tomato and beef? No, that's going to stick to my teeth.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Aarrrrghhh! Writing the lyrics!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Cranking it up another notch!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25See you later.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Bad breath?
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Dandruff?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Body odour?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Gangly looking arms?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Slightly crooked teeth?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Does your mum still call you Tinkerbell?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Sorry, what kind of an advert is this?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I thought we were meant to be advertising a soap!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Oh no, this isn't an advert.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13I was clearly just making observations.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Sorry, I didn't know you could hear me.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Well, I can! - Incredibly sensitive?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Hell, and welcome back to my show.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Why don't you do that little dance that we talked about earlier?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35You could prepare them for my amazing joke.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- No, it's too embarrassing. - Listen, what do you reckon?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Do you want to see Inel do his dance?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Yes!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Do the dance, come on.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49SINGS: Here comes the funny dance, the funny dance, the funny dance
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Here comes the funny dance...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I don't think anyone can hear you. A bit louder.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Go on, there's a good lad.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58SINGS LOUDER: Here comes the funny dance
0:17:58 > 0:18:00The funny dance, the funny dance
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Here comes the funny dance
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Get ready for a joke
0:18:05 > 0:18:10OK, what did the pie say to Inel's face?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- AUDIENCE:- What?
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Splat!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Oh yes!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18What a joke! Put it there!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Yes! Yes!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Now that is a joke, yeah, boy!
0:18:24 > 0:18:30I've had enough of this! You're just ruining this show!
0:18:30 > 0:18:31HE LAUGHS
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Ever since you've been here, you've just been so rude!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37I mean, your head's getting so huge
0:18:38 > 0:18:41I'm surprised it hasn't exploded yet!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Will somebody open a window.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Johnny's head's so big it's sucking up all the air!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49LAUGHTER
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- Calm down, calm down. - You've ruined it, you've ruined it.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55You know what, this double act is over!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57It's done! I'm off!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Finished! Kaput!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Safe. Nice one.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Koo-koo. See you later.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Was it something I said? - Yeah!
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Raaargh!
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Raaarggh!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Hurggghhh!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'm just not feeling it, mate.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Hurrrghhh!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34What are you doing? Do you know what personal space is?
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Yeah, like parking spaces. That's like your own space.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41You know what, it's done.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44I'm sorry, I can't work with this low level of talent.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47It's like Ronaldo playing with Dartford Under 12s.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Honestly, I'm finished.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I'm sorry, Rynel. I'm going to have to let you go, mate.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Can I tell a joke?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Go on then. It's your last chance anyway. Why not?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00What do you call the thing that you eat with that isn't a fork?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Don't know, a knife?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06That's it. I've been trying to remember that all day.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Are you serious?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- What kind of a joke is that? - What joke?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15You were meant to be telling...
0:20:15 > 0:20:18It doesn't matter anyway. This is just stupid.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20You're done, mate. You're finished.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22It's over. I can't work with you.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Can I keep Harry?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Keep him. Please. Just please go.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30It's over. That way. Just get out. That way. Yeah.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Can I just apologise to you guys?
0:20:34 > 0:20:38It was a dream that went wrong.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Horribly wrong.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45SAD MUSIC
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Oh, hello!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Does this sound familiar?
0:21:25 > 0:21:30You ask your friend for a favour and their response baffles you?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32To the point at which you question
0:21:32 > 0:21:35whether you're even speaking the same language!
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Well, welcome to The Dictionary Of What Kids Say.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Here we'll be unveiling those hidden mysteries
0:21:44 > 0:21:46behind what your friends are saying.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51This week, long.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Now to actually understand this phrase,
0:21:53 > 0:21:56we must first see it in action.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59What? Robbie, you want me to help you
0:21:59 > 0:22:02do the homework that I've already done?
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Oh, that's loooooo-oooong!
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Doesn't seem like Blondie wants to help!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14That's looooo-ooooong!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17That's because long is a phrase used
0:22:17 > 0:22:21to show one's reluctance to participate in an activity.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26Due to underlying laziness or dislike of the activity in question.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Resulting in the avoidance of assistance.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Originally derived from the phrase long-winded.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39You might even say that that definition was long.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Join me next time, won't you?
0:22:43 > 0:22:47On The Dictionary Of What Kids Say.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29WHISTLE
0:23:31 > 0:23:32WHISTLE
0:23:38 > 0:23:39WHISTLE
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Forgot something, boys? - Why did you do it, Ashdown?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03You knew we'd get a post lunch energy dip.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06You knew we needed those chocolatey slices
0:24:06 > 0:24:08to keep us going until hometime.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13I thought if I buy all the bad stuff and hide it away,
0:24:13 > 0:24:15then I won't be tempted.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Don't worry, Ashdown, you'll be all right.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20As long as you don't take the biscuit!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23ALL LAUGH
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Ah, Johnny! - All right, Inel.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51All right, mate? Didn't know you was going to be here.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Yeah, just picking up more phone bills.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Yeah, you want to pay them, yeah.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Where's that other Johnny guy?
0:24:58 > 0:25:03Oh, him? Yeah, he's... He's not in the show any more.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07What about that Rynel guy?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10I've just completely had enough of him, to be honest.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16You know, it's... It's good to see you, Johnny.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Yeah, it's good seeing you as well.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38I'm sorry, man. I shouldn't have done the show without you.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40It's not The Johnny and Inel Show without Johnny and Inel.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45You all right, Johnny? Are you crying?
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Your lip's quivering.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52SOBBING: Fly in my mouth. Just trying to spit it out.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57So many flies!
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Anyway, Inel, I'm sorry as well.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02I know you're a diva but I should just get on with it.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04- I'm not a diva. - Enough talking, Inel.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Let's just celebrate the old team being back together, eh?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Hey! - Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Boom! - Boom!
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Back again! - I can't wait for next week's show.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Oh yeah. - I am going to be amazing.
0:26:17 > 0:26:22Till next week, guys. We're going to keep making it look good.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25The only way the real Johnny and Inel could! Ah ha!
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Hit the music.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29My alarm wakes me up, I'm ready to rise
0:26:29 > 0:26:31I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes
0:26:31 > 0:26:33The sun's out shining, I better stop griming
0:26:33 > 0:26:36His mum's always telling me Fix up your driming...
0:26:45 > 0:26:49This just in. TV hosts Johnny Cochran and Inel Tomlinson
0:26:49 > 0:26:51have rekindled their relationship.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55And The Johnny and Inel Show will resume as originally planned
0:26:55 > 0:26:58on the CBBC channel.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Well, I'm so glad that's resolved, Norris.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Me too, Boris.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06It's never nice when two friends bicker.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Especially if one friend is more talented than the other.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13What do you mean by that, Boris?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I'm just saying, Norris.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20Usually one friend is more talented than the other friend, Norris.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Well, I'm just saying, Boris,
0:27:22 > 0:27:26that I have a bone to pick with you, Boris.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29A bone to pick with me, Norris?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31A rather large bone, Boris.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Well, why don't you pick that bone, Norris?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Well, I'll be picking that bone right now, Boris.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Pick it then, Norris. I can't see you picking.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40I'm picking right now, Boris.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Oh, very picky of you!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Yes, incredibly picky.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46- Picky picky. - I will pick it all night.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- Oh, Mr Picky? - Yeah.
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