0:00:02 > 0:00:03# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# As Mum's always telling me Fix up your timing!
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we've got a show on CBBC
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# So all of my fans will be out to see me
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# The time is here Now sit back, relax
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# And get ready to cheer
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# We're doing well As you can tell
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# So here comes the show with Johnny and Inel. #
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I know what will make Johnny feel happy, guys.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32If we sing him the theme tune to the show.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Now you are talking my language!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Inel, Inel, Inel, Inel
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Inel, Inel, Inel, Inel. #
0:00:40 > 0:00:44What are you doing? Do you want to see me fly then, do you?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Do you want to see me fly? You want to see me fly?- Go on then.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Well, here we go.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- SHE SNORES Wake her up!- I will kiss her.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Oh, no, you are not putting me through that again.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04INEL SNORES
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Inel!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25INEL STOPS SNORING
0:01:26 > 0:01:28INEL SNORES
0:01:28 > 0:01:30SNORING STOPS
0:01:34 > 0:01:36INEL SNORES
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Inel. Inel!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Wake up. Inel!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- What is going on, Johnny? Are you good?- Am I good?!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I have been kept awake all night by your incessant snoring!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55We've got a show tomorrow and I need my sleep!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Mate, you've got the wrong person. I don't snore.- You don't snore?
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Inel, you sound like a cat being strangled at the side of an airport!
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Sorry, man. The last thing I want to do is sound like a cat being
0:02:06 > 0:02:10strangled even if he is about to go on holiday, you know what I mean?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11What?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14No, the cat is not going on holiday! You sound like a cat being
0:02:14 > 0:02:18strangled at the side of an airport when a plane is taking off!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19What, like this?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Bing-bong! Passenger announcement. Passenger announcement.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Please do not leave unattended luggage.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28IMITATES AEROPLANE
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Miaow. Like that?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I don't care how it sounds. It is just not an issue.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I don't want to hear any more snoring!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Pinch your nose, stick your head in a bucket of water for all I care.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- No more snoring!- All right, all right, Mr Grumpy Head.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Maybe you will feel better in the morning. Right.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Turn off the light, man.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55INEL SNORES
0:03:03 > 0:03:05ALARM BEEPS
0:03:10 > 0:03:11HE LAUGHS
0:03:11 > 0:03:14# What a day, what a day What a mighty fine day. #
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Ha-ha! I can't wait!
0:03:16 > 0:03:21We have got a wicked show today. Wicked! Come on, Johnny.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Come on.- No! No.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27I haven't had a wink of sleep. You kept me up all night, Inel.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30You are just being overdramatic, man.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33It is going to be a wicked show. Woo-hoo!
0:03:33 > 0:03:38We've got some wicked guests, got some awesome sketches. Come on, man.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- INEL GIGGLES - Let's do this.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Kids, ever run for a bus then felt your heart sink as it drives
0:04:03 > 0:04:07away leaving you standing there alone like a doughnut?
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0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Is that an old friend?- Watcha.- Hiya.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Oh, I am training for sports day.
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0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Oh, I have dropped my phone.- Oh!
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0:04:47 > 0:04:50Hey! Yeah!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Welcome to The Johnny & Inel Show, guys.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Now, first up, as usual, we've got our Greet Of The Week.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I have a really big and energetic one,
0:05:02 > 0:05:03so you guys are going to love it.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07You had better get ready, that's right. Johnny, are you ready?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Johnny?- Huh?- Are you ready?- Mm-mm.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Right. Everybody stand up. That's it.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16What we are going to do, face your partners, first off.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Use your right shoulder,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19you're going to bump right shoulders together.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Johnny. OK.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25So we're going to go right shoulder, left shoulder and chest bump.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28- Johnny. Johnny.- Hmm?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31You are not doing the greet that we practised, man.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Why are you wearing those ridiculous glasses?- These?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Yeah, the optician gave me these.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- You always said you don't need glasses.- Well, I do now.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42You are always banging on about having 2020 vision.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Mate, these are designer. All the celebs are wearing them.
0:05:46 > 0:05:51Just take them off, man. Oh, now you're asleep.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Great(!) Thanks for embarrassing me, yeah?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I thought you was a bit more professional than that.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Please, Inel, don't question my professionalism.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Why don't you tell everybody what is coming up on the show today?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Well, we have got a guest.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08No, we have got two guests, two brilliant guests, two magicians
0:06:08 > 0:06:11from CBBC, Help! My Supply Teacher Is Magic,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Katherine and James!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Welcome to the show, guys. Good to see you. Awesome.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26A lot of people, they start doing magic when they are young.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- When did you start doing magic? - I started quite late.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33I was 24, 25, but I got heavily into it straightaway
0:06:33 > 0:06:35and started reading books and learning and practising
0:06:35 > 0:06:37in front of a mirror, doing all that kind of stuff.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40There is nothing wrong with a late developer, it is all good.
0:06:40 > 0:06:46So, obviously, you two are magicians, but what are your favourite tricks?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48My favourite trick that I recently just did,
0:06:48 > 0:06:53I was levitated up into the air about ten foot, which was
0:06:53 > 0:06:55amazing, and then all the children around me
0:06:55 > 0:06:59kind of staring up at me, screaming. That was brilliant.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I told you this was going to be an uplifting lesson.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10CHILDREN CHANT "OM"
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Keep your omming, guys. That is brilliant. Keep your focus.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Make sure you are focused and you are breathing. That is brilliant.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21It looks like she is holding herself up by those poles in midair,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23but the trick is not over yet, Year Four.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Ommmmm...
0:07:30 > 0:07:31And stop.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34This is incredible
0:07:34 > 0:07:37and they still don't suspect Katherine is a magician.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Now you can see what amazing things you can do.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Now, if you focus on me, I should be able to let go.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56CHILDREN GASP
0:07:56 > 0:08:01Look, no hands! Katherine is literally floating in midair.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Did you manage to clean the ceiling while you were up there?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Yes, that's exactly what I did.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- I did a bit of dusting and came back down again.- And you, James?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15We get to do all sorts of cool stuff for the show,
0:08:15 > 0:08:18but if it is a magic trick that I have seen, it is
0:08:18 > 0:08:20probably Penn and Teller's goldfish trick,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22which they call The Miser's Dream, where Teller plucks
0:08:22 > 0:08:25money from a woman he has on stage and at the end,
0:08:25 > 0:08:29he produces about 100 goldfish in a bowl. It is amazing.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- The best trick I have ever seen by far.- I could do with a new goldfish.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Guys, guys, give it up for Katherine and James.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - See you later.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Simply magic. Don't you think, Johnny?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Johnny? Johnny?
0:08:54 > 0:08:59Johnny? OK. Er...
0:08:59 > 0:09:04while I look for Johnny, I will see you guys after the next sketch.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14On today's Johnny Kyle Show, we have Prince Phillip.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16He demands, Princess Aurora, wake up!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19You are sleeping through our marriage!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Let's get to the bottom of this, shall we? Prince Phillip, guys.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- There he is.- I did not say stop clapping.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- You may be seated.- I may be.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Good to have you on the show, Prince Phillip.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Why, thank you very much.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45So, you told our researchers that you
0:09:45 > 0:09:51- and Aurora used to have a fairytale marriage.- Oh, yes, very much so.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Very much so. It was a lovely, lovely marriage. It was, yes.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58We used to do everything together. Used to sing opera
0:09:58 > 0:10:00to the young animals, you know,
0:10:00 > 0:10:03attend magical balls - we went to one last Thursday.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Everything a young, happy, married couple does.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10So why aren't you living happily ever after then?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Well, Aurora, she began to get quite distance, to the point
0:10:14 > 0:10:17at which we felt like strangers in our own marriage.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I mean, it got so bad that whenever I tried to confront
0:10:21 > 0:10:25her about what was on her mind, she would fall asleep.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26How convenient(!)
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Exactly.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29You know, just to get away from me,
0:10:29 > 0:10:33she used to sleep an average of 18 hours a day.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Doesn't show me any affection any more.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41It doesn't take much to pay someone a compliment, does it?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45- Pay me a compliment.- You are very handsome.- Thank you. See?- Right.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48So you thought you would get her out here on The Johnny Kyle Show
0:10:48 > 0:10:50to finally confront her
0:10:50 > 0:10:53and find out the secret that has been ruining your marriage?
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Correct.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57OK. Well, let's get her out here on the show, guys.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Welcome Sleeping Beauty to The Johnny Kyle Show.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11This is what I have to put up with on a daily, daily basis.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13AUDIENCE GROANS
0:11:13 > 0:11:18- What is going on? Wake her up! - Fine. I will kiss her.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20SHE SNORES
0:11:20 > 0:11:25- Oh, no. You are not putting me through that again.- Frosty.
0:11:25 > 0:11:31- Welcome to the show.- Hi, Johnny. Love your show.- Who doesn't? Anyway,
0:11:31 > 0:11:33you've got a secret that you need to tell Phillip.
0:11:37 > 0:11:42Well, the truth is, Johnny, I have never really loved Prince Phillip.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44PRINCE PHILLIP GASPS
0:11:44 > 0:11:46It was all too fast, Johnny.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51On the Monday you kissed me. You broke the spell by Tuesday.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55On Wednesday we were wed. I didn't even know your name till Thursday.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59You are embarrassing me in public!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01So you thought you would wait
0:12:01 > 0:12:05until I am on The Johnny Kyle Show before you told me the truth, is it?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08No matter about the brunch we had earlier,
0:12:08 > 0:12:09you could have told me then. Oh, no.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12What about the magical ball we was at last Thursday?
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Oh, no, don't tell him then.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Wait until he is in front of the national public.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Yes, that is when I should tell him!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Oi! Maybe if you actually gave her a chance to speak,
0:12:21 > 0:12:25she might actually tell you why! Now button it!
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Thanks, Johnny.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30AUDIENCE: Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Tell me then.- Fine. You really want to know?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I have been seeing someone else.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42ALL GASP
0:12:43 > 0:12:44FROG CROAKS
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You what?!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53You want to end our marriage
0:12:53 > 0:12:59so you can go out with some simple-minded amphibian?
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- He is a very well connected toad. - Right, I am just about sick of you!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07You swan out here thinking just because you have money,
0:13:07 > 0:13:08you can buy everything!
0:13:08 > 0:13:13Well, you cannot buy this princess cos she ain't for sale!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Now get him out of here!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18No! I'm not going anywhere! I've got a bone to pick with you!
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Don't you...
0:13:19 > 0:13:23You can't afford this jacket! This jacket is worth...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Right. Now that's sorted, who's next?
0:13:38 > 0:13:43- Hey, you haven't seen a guy with, you know, big...- Johnny?- That's it.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- He went that way, mate. - Nice. Cheers, man.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Oh, Johnny, there you are, man!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55We've got a show to do, what are you doing?
0:13:56 > 0:14:01Oh, he's having a laugh! Close enough, I guess.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08Once upon a time, a kid got dumped in the trash.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10That kid discovered he had powers.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Powers of the waste!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18The thrilling adventures of Wasteman!
0:14:28 > 0:14:33# That's what I do... #
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, all right there, mate? Didn't know anybody lived here.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39No, I live here.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Don't clean up!
0:14:41 > 0:14:46Sure, sure? So who are you then?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I'm the resident superhero around here.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Why don't you give us a demonstration and fly around here?
0:14:53 > 0:14:57A real superhero doesn't use his superpowers willy-nilly.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01I get it, I get it. You're trying to have me on.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05You're not really a superhero. You're a fake.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10MAKES CHICKEN NOISES
0:15:14 > 0:15:16MAKES CHICKEN NOISES
0:15:17 > 0:15:21What are you doing?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23What are you doing?
0:15:23 > 0:15:29Stop it! Stop it!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Stop it!
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Do you want to see me fly? Do you? - I do.- Do you want to see me fly?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Do you want to see me fly? Here it comes.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41May the waste be with you!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Got to remember to bend my knees on landing.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Got to bend your knees, yeah.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55MAKES CHICKEN NOISES
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Hi, gamers. It's MadJimbo28 here, member of the KCC Guild
0:16:22 > 0:16:26of World of Legions - The Shackles expansion pack.
0:16:26 > 0:16:32And I'm Shotcaller007, European Pro Skate Champion 2.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37Welcome to another episode of Super Game Reviewers!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40That's right. Today, we're going to look at
0:16:40 > 0:16:44the motion-controlled co-op Washing-up Campaign.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47We're going to show you how it's done.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- That's right, game on!- Game on!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Mad Jimbo is setting up the level here.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56It's very important to configure your character
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- to the levels that you're playing on. - That's right!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Right away, you're going to want to unlock the scrubber
0:17:03 > 0:17:05and the premium washing-up liquid
0:17:05 > 0:17:07with the initiative points you've been saving up.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10That will allow you to tackle those stubborn stains
0:17:10 > 0:17:13and don't forget the level two drying-up cloth.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Oh, yes! That's needed! Let's get in!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Come on, we've got to go faster here!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31These bowls are covered in dry cereal!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Uh-oh, it's the casserole dish!
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- Just put it to one side, we'll come back to it later.- Good thinking!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Nigel!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I'm up here, gosh!
0:17:42 > 0:17:47- Hiya, Mrs Bond! - Come on, Mad Jimbo, speed up!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Almost there!
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Come on!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Yes, we done it!
0:18:05 > 0:18:06- Yes!- Nice!
0:18:06 > 0:18:11And we unlocked the Suds Up achievement.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- And I got a new personal best! - Yes!- Nice!
0:18:15 > 0:18:19That concludes another games review from Super Game Reviewers!
0:18:19 > 0:18:23So remember, don't hate the players...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Hate the game!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Nigel, before I left, I said to do the washing-up.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- The kitchen is in a right old state. - Mum!
0:18:32 > 0:18:36I'm not going to do the washing up now, I'm exhausted!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39She just doesn't get it!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53SNORING
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Hello and welcome to The Inel Show.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- What about Johnny? - Don't worry about that.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08It comes under the umbrella of Inel, keep out the rain and all that.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09That's what I say.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Listen, it's called The Inel Show
0:19:11 > 0:19:13because the kids are going to remember that.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- My name is unique. Johnny could be anyone.- What?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Listen, I'd love to add Johnny, I really would,
0:19:20 > 0:19:25but the kids love Inel and you've got to get the kids what they want.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28No! This is like a nightmare!
0:19:28 > 0:19:31It can't get any worse than this.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I know what will make Johnny feel happy, guys.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36If we sing him the theme tune to the show.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Yeah, now you're talking my language.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42# Inel, Inel, Inel, Inel
0:19:42 > 0:19:46# Inel, Inel, Inel, Inel
0:19:46 > 0:19:48# Inel, Inel, Inel, Inel
0:19:48 > 0:19:52# Ah ah ah ah ah
0:19:52 > 0:19:55# Inel, Inel, Inel, Inel... #
0:19:55 > 0:20:01No! No! Nooo!
0:20:02 > 0:20:06No! No! No! No!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Johnny, wake up! You're asleep.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18You get away from me, you! I know what you're trying to do,
0:20:18 > 0:20:21trying to steal the show away from me, from right underneath my nose.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24What are you talking about, you were asleep!
0:20:24 > 0:20:29It was a nightmare! It was terrible. So scary.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34- Was there any monsters? - Yeah, the worst kind.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38A selfish one. But I'm awake now and I'm not going to let that come true.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Let's get on with the show.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Here you go, geese, here's some bread to eat.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51It's always nice to get a little treat.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53HE SCREAMS
0:20:53 > 0:20:58Awesome rhymes, bruv! I am so loving your raps right now!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06See you later.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16CHEERING
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Welcome back to the show, guys.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Johnny here, the original star of the show,
0:21:20 > 0:21:26and I will not be a background dancer for anyone, especially you!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- I know that's what you want. - What's that supposed to mean?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31You're never in the background.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34In fact, you're always up front trying to steal the limelight.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36You keep me awake all night, Inel,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39then you have a go at me for being tired
0:21:39 > 0:21:41and then you make up your own song
0:21:41 > 0:21:44and then put ribbons in my hair.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Yeah, those were all funny though.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48You need to seriously make it up to me, Inel.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- I just need a bit of sleep and I need you to help me out.- What can I do?
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Well, there is one sure-fire way of helping me get to sleep.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- Something my mum used to do. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04I'm not rubbing your tummy and singing Twinkle Twinkle.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Not doing that.- That is not what I'm talking about.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Although, you sure you couldn't...?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12That's not what I'm talking about anyway.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15My mum used to read me a bedtime story
0:22:15 > 0:22:17and it used to always help me go to sleep.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20No worries, I'll do that later. After the show.
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- Listen, I need to go to sleep now, not later.- What?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29What about the show?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32These guys will appreciate a story, wouldn't you, guys?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34ALL: Yeah!
0:22:34 > 0:22:38They would say that! All right, let's see.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Once upon a time in a land far away
0:22:45 > 0:22:48lived a boy and his parents.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- The beginning's a little predictable, isn't it?- I just started.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Just saying.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59The boy's name was Jack and he loved to explore the world.
0:22:59 > 0:23:04Who doesn't like to explore? It's lazy story writing.
0:23:04 > 0:23:09One day, Jack wanted to venture into the dark and eerie woods
0:23:09 > 0:23:11at the back of his garden.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16Would it hurt to just have a bit of dramatic tension in your voice?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19DRAMATIC VOICE: "The dark and eerie woods!"
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Johnny, if I'm going to read this story,
0:23:21 > 0:23:23you have to stop with the comments.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Tell you what, afterwards, we can have a little Q&A session
0:23:26 > 0:23:29and you can voice your concerns, but other than that, keep it shtoom.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Just saying...- Reading!
0:23:32 > 0:23:36There's nothing wrong with a bit of theatre.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- DRAMATIC VOICE:- One day, Jack decided to venture
0:23:40 > 0:23:44into the dark and eerie woods at the end of his garden.
0:23:44 > 0:23:49Jack put on his coat, packed his bag and set off into the darkness.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54As he ventured through the woods, Jack came to a crossroads.
0:23:54 > 0:23:59He wasn't sure which way to go so he listened out for sounds.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Twit-twoo!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Oi, oi!
0:24:08 > 0:24:13Jack thought to himself, "I don't want to bump into those creatures."
0:24:13 > 0:24:16He decided to take the west road.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18It went on and on
0:24:18 > 0:24:22and on and on
0:24:22 > 0:24:23and on...until he lived...
0:24:28 > 0:24:30..happily...
0:24:30 > 0:24:31ever...
0:24:33 > 0:24:38..lived happily ever after. A real twist ending(!)
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Where to start with that!
0:24:41 > 0:24:45My first problem was... Inel!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48This is ridiculous.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Everyone else has fallen asleep but me
0:24:55 > 0:24:58and I'm the one who's meant to be falling asleep!
0:24:58 > 0:24:59I'm not standing for this.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22Uh...Hi! I'm Boris Horace.
0:25:28 > 0:25:33And he's Norris Glorris. Welcome to today's J&I News Network.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37This just in, I'm shattered.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Those studio lights are so bright.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Could we turn them down a tad?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- That's better.- Much, much better.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49MUSIC SWELLS
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Shhh!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Hi, everyone at home.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14I'm having to whisper because everyone's sleeping here.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19As I was trying to sleep earlier but I didn't manage get any sleep,
0:26:19 > 0:26:23I wouldn't want to wake these guys up but thank you, guys, for tuning in.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27I hope you've enjoyed it. I'd better make myself scarce
0:26:27 > 0:26:32because I wouldn't want to make too much noise and wake everyone up.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Yeah, right! Hit it!
0:26:33 > 0:26:37THEME TUNE PLAYS
0:26:37 > 0:26:41# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:26:41 > 0:26:45# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:26:45 > 0:26:49# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:26:49 > 0:26:53# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:26:53 > 0:26:57# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:26:57 > 0:27:00# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:27:00 > 0:27:06# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! #
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Cheers for tuning in, guys.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Till next time, we'll keep making it look good...
0:27:10 > 0:27:14..the only way Johnny and I know how.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Hit the music!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# Splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes... #
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Stop doing that! Aah!
0:27:24 > 0:27:28What's going on?
0:27:28 > 0:27:32What you doing? Why you hitting me?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Why are you hitting me?!
0:27:35 > 0:27:40You're meant to be an audience! Can you stop playing the music?
0:27:40 > 0:27:44You're just encouraging them! Stop encouraging them!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd