Episode 9

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Splash of water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# My mum's always telling me Fix up your timing!

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Now I've got a show on CBBC All my fans will be happy to see me

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# It's sick cos the time is here

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# We're doing well Which you can tell

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# So here comes the show with Johnny and Inel. #

0:00:27 > 0:00:31# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# But I'm wanting you back, girl

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Now I'm standing in the dark, dark

0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Oh, dark, dark... #

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Michelle, that joke was bare hilare!

0:00:46 > 0:00:50You're such a joker...joker, joker, joker, joker...joker.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57The name's Omar...

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Omar Daze.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01And I'll have those colouring pens and paints.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Rainbow waterproof square-nibs are among my favourites.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13CHEERING

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Hello, and welcome to the Johnny and Inel Show.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22And as you can see, we're not alone.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24With the help of a cloning machine

0:01:24 > 0:01:28that we made out of two plastic bottles, a straw and some tape,

0:01:28 > 0:01:31we've now got mini baby versions of ourselves.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32That's right, Inel.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34So now I don't have to worry about

0:01:34 > 0:01:37who's going to be entertaining the kids when we get too old.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Cos these guys can take over.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42This is Mini-Johnny!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45ALL: Aww!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47He's got my looks. I'm so proud.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49It's like a scene from The Lion King.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Oh, yeah? Well this...this...

0:01:53 > 0:01:55is Mini-Inel.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Do that look to camera that I always do.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Yeah, that one. Yeah!

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Nice!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Mini-Inel hasn't got Mini-Johnny's looks,

0:02:04 > 0:02:06but I guess that can be expected.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Oh, please! Everybody likes Mini-Inel.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12It's Mini-Johnny that they think needs to get a new haircut.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Whatever, Inel.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Let's just get on with Greet of the Week, yeah?- Yeah!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- OK.- OK.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Everyone remember - pay attention so you guys can do it as well.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Right, it goes like this...

0:02:24 > 0:02:26BOTH: Doosh...doosh...doosh...doosh...

0:02:26 > 0:02:29boosh... HEY!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31OK, get ready.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Doosh...doosh...doosh...doosh

0:02:34 > 0:02:36doosh...doosh!

0:02:36 > 0:02:37HEY!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Awesome, guys!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Brilliant.- Let's cut to a sketch.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Kids!

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Enjoy your snacks in the playground?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Tired of constant backwashing from your friends?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Sick of your beverages being littered with the crumbs

0:03:09 > 0:03:12of crisps...chips...

0:03:12 > 0:03:15snacks...and biscuits?

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0:03:43 > 0:03:45Ha ha ha ha!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51On today's Johnny Kyle Show, we have Trevor and Cathy.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55They can take no more and insist daughter Rapunzel -

0:03:55 > 0:03:56sort out your hair!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Let's investigate a little further, shall we?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Cathy and Trevor!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02CHEERING

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Cathy and Trevor.- Hello. - Welcome to the show.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06BRRRRRRRRP!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Too far.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Tell us how your daughter is destroying your family home.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's because of this.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19It's unseemly, Johnny.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Look at that.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23See this hair? See this hair?

0:04:23 > 0:04:26She hasn't even had a haircut. Never.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Never even brushed it.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Not even once. Look, take a gander. Over here, look.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Yesterday's breakfast. Show him, Cath!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Over here, look - remote control for the TV.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- We've been looking for that, in't we, Trev?- Oh, we have, Cath.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Look at that - some curlers.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Yesterday's homework as well for her sister.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Her sister's back there somewhere. It's getting out of hand, Johnny.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48It really is, in't it, Cath?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50It is, Trev. It's getting out of hand.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51That's what I said - out of hand.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Can't get through the front door - got to climb through the windows.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- It attracts all sort of pests.- Like nits?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Students.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Students. They use it as bedding, don't they?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05I tell you, the only good thing is we always know where she is.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- She doesn't need a mobile phone, Johnny.- Oh, no.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12I'm telling you, it's got to stop. It's taking over the house.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13You need to help us out.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Well, that's where you're in luck,

0:05:16 > 0:05:19cos I've never met any guest on the Johnny Kyle Show

0:05:19 > 0:05:21that I haven't been able to help,

0:05:21 > 0:05:25and I'm sure your daughter Rapunzel will be no different.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Let's get her out here, guys. Rapunzel, everybody. Welcome her.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Where is she?- Well, she's not here, obviously. She's at school.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43That's how long her hair is.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45This is just ridiculous!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46It's out of control.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48She needs to get a haircut.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50There is no excuse for having hair this long.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53I want you to look into that camera there,

0:05:53 > 0:05:57and tell your daughter just exactly how this is making you feel.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01You all right, our Punz?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's your dad here. Your mum, obviously.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06You already know what I'm going to say to you, Punz.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09You've got to get your hair cut. You have to.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Your poor mum, she's in bits!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- I'm in bits, Trev.- See - she's in bits. How many bits?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Hundreds of bits.- Hundreds of bits.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Told you. Lots of bits. Told you.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Oh, I've had enough of this!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Give it here!

0:06:22 > 0:06:26AUDIENCE: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny...

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny...

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Johnny, Johnny...

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Much better!- You've done it, Johnny!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45You've got back our daughter!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47He has, Trev, he has!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49My work here is done.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Thank you, Johnny Kyle.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Thank you so much, Johnny.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56You've saved our family.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Why don't you come round for dinner sometime?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Would I not like that.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Right, now that's done, who's next?

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- CHEERING - Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Looks at these Minis. They're not even doing anything.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Speak for your Mini-self, Inel.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Takes a lot of skill and concentration

0:07:30 > 0:07:32to do what Mini-Johnny's doing.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35You know what? I might take that car off Mini-Inel.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39He's getting too distracted. He hasn't even done the Inel laugh yet.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I might have a little word with Mini-Johnny.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45You can't let Mini-Inel steal the limelight.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48You're the star of the show. Remember that.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51What's going on, bruv? Where's that Inel magic?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55You haven't even done the Inel laugh yet. Do the Inel laugh - ha ha! -

0:07:55 > 0:07:56to them.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, what you talking...?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- HE SNIFFS - Oh!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Was that...?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Was that you that did that?!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Somebody cut to a sketch, quick!

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Hello.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Ever been sat in the playground, chatting to your friends,

0:08:27 > 0:08:30when one of them says a word or a saying

0:08:30 > 0:08:33that you've never heard of before?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Ever received a text message that you don't understand?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Yes?

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Well, here at the Dictionary Of What Kids Say,

0:08:42 > 0:08:44we like to unveil those meanings,

0:08:44 > 0:08:49so you know just exactly what it is that your friends are saying.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53This week, "bare hilare".

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Now, this delightful little phrase

0:08:56 > 0:08:58is the combination of two words -

0:08:58 > 0:09:03the first, "bare", meaning "a lot of" or "very",

0:09:03 > 0:09:09and "hilare", the shortened version of the word "hilarious".

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Ha ha ha!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12HE COUGHS

0:09:15 > 0:09:21So together, this phrase is used when something is most hilarious.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Let's take a look at it in action, shall we?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Michelle, that joke was bare hilare!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32You're such a joker...joker, joker, joker, joker...joker...

0:09:32 > 0:09:36joker...joker... You're such a joker, Michelle! Oh, my gosh.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Not like that Richie, though. Uh-uh.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40He steals all his jokes.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44But you, you're naturally bare hilare.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Ha ha ha ha!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47HE COUGHS

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I think that was bare hilare.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Join me next time, won't you,

0:09:55 > 0:09:58on the Dictionary Of What Kids Say.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01HE COUGHS

0:10:09 > 0:10:111970s MUSIC PLAYS

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Hi there.- Oh, hiya, lads!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Hey, you look belting!- Of course.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42So, what you got for us for dinner, then?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Bit of this, bit of that, few tasty sorts?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Minced beef surprise...

0:10:47 > 0:10:49or...

0:10:49 > 0:10:50macaroni fish.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- You what?!- It says on the board "veggie lasagne".

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Not today, love.- You're having a laugh!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- We're first in the queue!- You didn't hear it from me, right?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02It's been stolen!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05If you ask me, it's an inside job.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37ALL: Minis, Minis, Minis!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Uh? The Minis?

0:11:40 > 0:11:41ALL: YES!

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yeah, they're taking a nap.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45ALL: Awww!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47What is going on?!

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- They don't care about us any more.- I know.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51It's like we're guests on our own show.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54This ain't right. I deserve better than this.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Speaking of guests, we've still got our special guest

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- to come on the show today!- Give it up for Lawson!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02CHEERING

0:12:07 > 0:12:11So we're Lawson and this is called Standing In The Dark.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24# Sitting here wide awake

0:12:24 > 0:12:27# Thinking about when I last saw you

0:12:27 > 0:12:29# I know you're not far away

0:12:29 > 0:12:32# I close my eyes and I still see you

0:12:32 > 0:12:34# Lying here next to me

0:12:36 > 0:12:39# Wearing nothing but a smile

0:12:39 > 0:12:41# Oh, yeah, yeah

0:12:42 > 0:12:44# I gotta leave right away

0:12:44 > 0:12:47# Counting cracks along the pavement

0:12:47 > 0:12:49# To see you face to face

0:12:49 > 0:12:52# Thinking about the conversation

0:12:52 > 0:12:55# I know I'm not one to change

0:12:56 > 0:12:59# I've never wanted nothing more

0:13:01 > 0:13:04# But as I walk up to your door

0:13:08 > 0:13:10# I'm standing in the dark

0:13:10 > 0:13:13# She's dancing on the table

0:13:13 > 0:13:15# I'm looking through the glass

0:13:15 > 0:13:18# She's someone else's angel

0:13:18 > 0:13:22# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

0:13:22 > 0:13:25# But I'm wanting you back, girl

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Now I'm standing in the dark, dark

0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Oh, dark, dark

0:13:34 > 0:13:35# All I want to do is hide

0:13:35 > 0:13:39# But I can't stop myself from staring

0:13:39 > 0:13:41# Wishing his hands were mine

0:13:41 > 0:13:44# I can't stop myself from staring

0:13:44 > 0:13:46# As he turns down the lights

0:13:47 > 0:13:52# I'm feeling paralysed

0:13:52 > 0:13:56# And as he looks into her eyes

0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Oh, oh Yeah, all right

0:13:59 > 0:14:01# I'm standing in the dark

0:14:01 > 0:14:04# She's dancing on the table

0:14:04 > 0:14:06# I'm looking through the glass

0:14:06 > 0:14:09# She's someone else's angel

0:14:09 > 0:14:13# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

0:14:13 > 0:14:17# But I'm wanting you back, girl

0:14:17 > 0:14:21# And now I'm standing in the dark, dark

0:14:21 > 0:14:24# Oh, dark, dark

0:14:24 > 0:14:27# Oh, dark, dark

0:14:27 > 0:14:29# Oh, dark, dark

0:14:29 > 0:14:30# Yeah

0:14:34 > 0:14:37# Oh, oh, oh

0:14:39 > 0:14:43# I'm standing in the dark

0:14:44 > 0:14:50# I'm standing in the dark Oh, yeah

0:14:50 > 0:14:52# I'm standing in the dark

0:14:52 > 0:14:55# She's dancing on the table

0:14:55 > 0:14:57# I'm looking through the glass

0:14:57 > 0:15:00# She's someone else's angel

0:15:00 > 0:15:04# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

0:15:04 > 0:15:08# But I'm wanting you back, girl

0:15:08 > 0:15:12# Now I'm standing in the dark, dark

0:15:12 > 0:15:15# Oh, dark, dark

0:15:15 > 0:15:17# Oh, dark, dark

0:15:17 > 0:15:21# She's someone else's angel

0:15:23 > 0:15:28# She's someone else's angel. #

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Thank you!

0:15:29 > 0:15:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:35 > 0:15:37That was awesome, guys!

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Quite awesome!- Yes, serious rhythms.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Uh...where are the Mini-Mes?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44- We came to see the Minis.- Oh.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47- That's a bit awkward.- Bit awkward.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48This is ridiculous!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I know!

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Let's cut to a sketch.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Hi! I'm Boris Horace.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11And I'm Norris Glauris.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13And welcome to the J&I News Network.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Our top story today...

0:16:15 > 0:16:18TV hosts Johnny Cochrane and Inel Tomlinson's Mini-Mes

0:16:18 > 0:16:21have become an overnight sensation.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Internet giant Doogle has released a statement saying,

0:16:24 > 0:16:28"The Mini-Mes have been searched more times in the last 23 hours

0:16:28 > 0:16:32"than Justin Bieber has in the last three years,"

0:16:32 > 0:16:36leading experts to dub this phenomenon as "Mini-Mever Fever."

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Hold on - this just in. I'm getting word that the Mini-Mes

0:16:39 > 0:16:42have actually crashed the entire internet.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45I am waiting for confirmation on that one, though.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49Hmm. I can't seem to access any of my emails,

0:16:49 > 0:16:52or any of my favourite CBBC websites.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Well, there you have it.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55The Mini-Mes are just so popular

0:16:55 > 0:16:58that they've crashed the entire worldwide web.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Well, we can't report the news without internet access.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03Indeed.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05So I guess that's us done.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Well, tune in next time to the J&I News Network,

0:17:08 > 0:17:10with me, Boris Horace...

0:17:10 > 0:17:13and me, Norris Glauris.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14Ta-ta.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'll say bye-bye.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21No, seriously, I can't access any of my emails.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30A kid got dumped in the trash.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Powers of the waste!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43..of Wasteman!

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Well! What have we here?

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Hello.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Hello there.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Can you tell me where the nearest bus stop is?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I've just bought my son Ryan's birthday present,

0:18:14 > 0:18:16and I need to get it to him.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- And what exactly did you buy for your son's birthday?- Oh...

0:18:19 > 0:18:22I bought him some colouring pens and paints.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24I'm sorry - what is your name?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27The name's Omar...Omar Daze.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30And I'll have those colouring pens and paints.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Rainbow waterproof square-nibs are among my favourites.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36You won't have these. These are for my son's birthday.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38We'll see about that.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44If I want them colouring pens, I'll have them colouring pens.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47I'm dazing people up left, right and centre.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01What's going on here?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Who are you guys?

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Wait a minute. You're too cute to put in a daze.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Do you want to do some drawings instead?

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I'm going to do the best drawing you've ever seen.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15It's going to be like the Mona Lisa by that Leonardo DiCaprio.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Yeah! That's gorgeous.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24That's beautiful.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26You're naturals.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Seriously, where did you go to art school?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Can I keep it?- No.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42How about this? How about I get to keep the drawing

0:19:42 > 0:19:44and you guys can keep the colouring pens and paints?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46That's a deal.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48That's a deal.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Are you Bearman?

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Are you Wasteman?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I've seen you guys on CBBC.

0:20:06 > 0:20:11You're the ones that stopped Omar Daze, and got my son's present back!

0:20:12 > 0:20:16You two are real heroes.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18But they didn't even do anything!

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Huh!

0:20:20 > 0:20:23MINI-BEARMAN ROARS

0:20:32 > 0:20:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Hope you guys are enjoying it.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Me and Johnny love our fans so much

0:20:41 > 0:20:44that we've got a special treat for you guys.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48- We have got a great performance for you guys.- Oh, yeah.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52- You ready, Johnny?- Look how excited they all are!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- This is what we do it for, Inel.- I know.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Hit it!

0:20:56 > 0:20:59MUSIC STARTS

0:21:03 > 0:21:05# Put your hands up... #

0:21:05 > 0:21:07CHEERING

0:21:07 > 0:21:08It's working!

0:21:08 > 0:21:12# Put your hands up Put your hands up... #

0:21:12 > 0:21:14We're not on the scrap heap yet!

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Give them everything that you've got!

0:21:28 > 0:21:30AUDIENCE: Minis! Minis! Minis!

0:21:30 > 0:21:32That's it! Cut the music.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- MUSIC STOPS - We've given them everything we had.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37We did backflips, everything!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41We're just going to have to face it, Inel.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43The Minis are more popular than us.

0:21:43 > 0:21:48Thanks, Johnny(!) Look where another of your Johnny schemes has got us.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Hey! Let's not start playing the blame game.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Eh?- It's not your fault.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- You what?!- I forgive you.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Let's cut to a sketch.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00That's what I said to him!

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Ha ha ha ha!

0:22:03 > 0:22:07You do know you're not supposed to be out here? Have you got clearance?

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Oh, come on, Mavis! You know me well. I'm here every day.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11My name's Inel.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14AAAAAAARGH! Sensational rhymes!

0:22:14 > 0:22:17You're like a modern-day Shakespeare!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20BELL RINGS

0:22:20 > 0:22:23I'll see you later.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35AUDIENCE: Minis! Minis! Minis!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Minis! Minis! Minis!

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Minis! Minis! Minis!

0:22:42 > 0:22:43I can't take this!

0:22:43 > 0:22:47We've got to find a way to get back to being the stars of the show.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- And to do that, we've got to get rid of the Minis.- How will we do that?

0:22:50 > 0:22:54You've seen how popular they are. They're more popular than us. Look!

0:22:54 > 0:22:57AUDIENCE: Minis! Minis! Minis!

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Minis! Minis! Minis!

0:23:00 > 0:23:04Look, to get rid of the Minis, we've got to start using these.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Whoa! I ain't headbutting no kids, man.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11What...?! You fool! I meant we've got to start using our brains.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Oh, right, yeah, yeah!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Just leave it with me, all right?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Hold on - is this a Johnny scheme to get us out of another Johnny scheme?

0:23:20 > 0:23:23At this rate, we'll have Johnny and Inel talking dogs.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28We're definitely going to be finished.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Minis! Minis! Minis!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32LAUGHTER

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oh, no! They're getting even funnier.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36LAUGHTER

0:23:44 > 0:23:46It says "veggie lasagne" on the board.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48It's been stolen.

0:23:48 > 0:23:49We gotta focus.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53Who would steal a tray of vegetarian lasagne?

0:23:53 > 0:23:56A very hungry non-meat-eater.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Afternoon, class.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04ALL: Afternoon, sir.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Afternoon, sir.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Sir!

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Nice shoes, sir.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Oh, thanks, Regan. They're new on today.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16My wife got them for my birthday.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Sir!

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Can I go to the toilet, sir?

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Me too, sir.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Yeah, sure.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Sir! Do you like my dancing, sir?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38# Bam-ke-bop, be-doum, be-bam-bam

0:24:38 > 0:24:40# Bam, bam, bam, baaahm Be-bam-bam, bam... #

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Yoink!

0:24:43 > 0:24:46# Be-de-bam, bam, bam, baaahm Be-bam-bam, bam

0:24:46 > 0:24:48# Baaaaaaaaaaahm! #

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Accept no imitations.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59Garlic bread!

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Don't forget your books.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13Sir!

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Do you like Italian cooking, sir?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20All right, all right! It was me.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22I took the veggie lasagnes.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Banged to rights!

0:25:24 > 0:25:26I panicked!

0:25:26 > 0:25:30When it's your birthday, you have to provide lunch in the staff room.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31I forgot.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Mrs Sellway brought an entire Chinese banquet.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37The stakes were so high!

0:25:39 > 0:25:42But you don't eat steaks, do you, sir?

0:25:42 > 0:25:43BOTH LAUGH

0:25:43 > 0:25:45High five!

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show!

0:25:55 > 0:25:56CHEERING

0:25:56 > 0:26:00Yeah, you'd better cheer, cos those Minis, they're gone.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03- Done.- Yes. Sorry about that. - Finished.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Yeah, it turns out they had to go to Brazil.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Brazil, meet the Minis.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- Yeah, to...- Go surfing.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Do their homework.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14To go to...

0:26:14 > 0:26:16They had to do their homework while surfing.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19- Exactly.- It's a new craze that's catching on.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Right, I've got a joke to tell.- Go on, Inel.

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Right. What's grey and has red spots?

0:26:37 > 0:26:39I don't know - what's grey and has red spots?

0:26:39 > 0:26:41An elephant with chickenpox!

0:26:41 > 0:26:44And it rhymes!

0:26:44 > 0:26:45- It's working, Inel.- It is.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- I've got a joke as well, Inel.- Yeah?

0:26:47 > 0:26:51Two goldfish in a fish tank. One says to the other goldfish,

0:26:51 > 0:26:54"Hey, I'll drive. You shoot the rockets."

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Fish tank, yeah, get it!

0:26:58 > 0:26:59You don't have to explain it.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02My comedy doesn't need any explanation. It speaks for itself.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Yeah, but they like us again.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06You're right!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08All right, guys, tune in next week,

0:27:08 > 0:27:10when we'll have some big sketches

0:27:10 > 0:27:12and a big new greet!

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Till next time - we'll keep making it look good...

0:27:17 > 0:27:20The only way Johnny and Inel could. Ha ha!

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Hit the music.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24MUSIC STARTS

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd