0:00:02 > 0:00:04Welcome to The Johnny And Inel Show!
0:00:04 > 0:00:05ALARM SOUNDS
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Splash water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Now we've got a show on CBBC
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Sure all of my fans will be out to see me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Get set, cos the time is here
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:00:23 > 0:00:25BOTH: We're doing well as you can tell
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# So here comes the show with Johnny...
0:00:27 > 0:00:28# And Inel.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Coming up on the show...
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Oh, my gosh! If you're going to do it, do it properly.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# L-L-L-Liberties! #
0:00:43 > 0:00:46It's just jokes!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Chill out!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51It's time for the studio.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Yay!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59It's Dinah the producer. She runs the show.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01It's Brennan the director.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Last year's runner, now he calls the shots.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07It's Gayle the DJ. She spins the wheels on the J & I decks.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Mo the runner. He just wants to be famous. But not on my watch.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Off you go. Off you go.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- And action!- Not now.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Now. Now.- Action.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Hello and welcome to The Johnny and Inel show.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24CHEERING
0:01:24 > 0:01:28AUDIENCE CHANTS: Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30What's the problem, Inel?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33It's your fans are the problem! They're loud.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Intense. Always chanting.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- MOCKINGLY:- Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41AUDIENCE CHANTS: Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Just because your fans, Inel, like to sit at home, hibernating.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49"Oh, I like Inel. Inel's the best.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53"Like, come and share, re-post, text."
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Ha! Yeah. True statement.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56What can I say?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00I mean, my fans are thoughtful, text-savvy
0:02:00 > 0:02:01free thinkers.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04They don't just follow the crowd like yours.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08CROWD CHANTS: Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12CHANTING CONTINUES
0:02:12 > 0:02:14There's only one way to settle this.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18We need to elect...a show leader.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19AUDIENCE OOHS
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- I smell trouble.- What did- I- do?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24OK! Elect a leader.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- The battle is on.- Oh, it's on.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32THEY CHANT OVER EACH OTHER
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Get ready for WWJI,
0:02:51 > 0:02:53crazy characters in the wrestling ring.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57BELL RINGS
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Tonight, it's the Incredible Rock
0:03:01 > 0:03:04against the Human Paper.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'm going to wrap you up
0:03:08 > 0:03:13and there's nothing you can do about it because paper covers rock.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18- Well, I'm going to hit you...with a rock.- And I'm going to wrap it up.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I win.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- He's got a point. - It's not even good paper!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26It's toilet paper. I could scrunch you up...
0:03:28 > 0:03:30..like that.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Bad planning that, Paper.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36But it's still paper. And paper beats rock.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37That's stupid.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40That's like me saying that I'm going to win
0:03:40 > 0:03:43because I have these teeny, tiny
0:03:43 > 0:03:45little scissors.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49OK, OK. Put them down. All right.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Have you got parental assistance for those?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55So, join us for the clash of the titans, survival of the fittest.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Battle to the end.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Next up, a character you all know.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03And now she's got her own bit of the show.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10What's happening, peeps?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13It's me, Blondie, as you probably already know. Ha-ha!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Since I was so popular on The Johnny And Inel Show last year,
0:04:16 > 0:04:18the BBC have decided to give me my own show!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Standard!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Obviously being a well-known superstar that I am,
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I want to surround myself with real people.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26So, like, when I'm getting totes emosh,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I want to be around friends I can trust, not people that will take...
0:04:29 > 0:04:33# Liberti-i-i-ies. #
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Get me?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38That's why I decided to audition to find my new BFF.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Welcome to The Only Way Is Blondie.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45OK, OK, er...
0:04:45 > 0:04:46obviously I'm Blondie.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48I'm-I-I-I'm Chris.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50OK, I'm-I'm-I'm Chris, in your own time.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I swear down I'd be the best friend you'd ever have.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Are you taking the mick?
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Next!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Oh, my golly, golly gosh, sir. - Girl, you ain't even trying. Next!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Liberties.- Oh, my gosh. If you're going to do it, do it properly.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05# Liberti-i-i-i-ies! #
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Next!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Lord, have mercy.- Next!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Let me stop you there. Next!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Woo! - Next!
0:05:14 > 0:05:19OK, OK, I... I like the enthusiasm, I like the effort, but...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Next!
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Next!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24It's not even real.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Next!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- There's no need to stress.- No. - Cos a man came here in a dress.- OK.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- I think I'll put you through to the semis.- Like your hair.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Thank you very much.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35You're going to be late for my English class!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Next! I didn't do my homework either.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Is... Are you for real?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Oh, my days! What is the matter with these kids?!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I want a new BFF, not tribute acts! Gosh.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Next!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Now let's meet two new characters -
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Rudi and Boya. Check out the catchphrase.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Baggit.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08All right, madam bruv?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13# Streaky bacon, baggit
0:06:13 > 0:06:15# Box of raisins, baggit
0:06:15 > 0:06:17# Pack of razors, baggit... #
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I can't let you have that last item unless I see some ID first.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27You've got to be 18 or over if you want to buy razor blades.
0:06:27 > 0:06:2980 or over?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Well, I'm not 80 or over yet.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Yo, bruv.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Did she just say 18 or 80, bruv?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I can't take that risk, boy.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41What are you going to use them for?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Well, I need to shave me legs!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45RIPPING
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Look, madam bruv, yeah?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55You need ID to prove you're over age.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Do you get me, bruv?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Yo, she don't get you, Boya.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Let me, I've got this, I've got this. I know how to talk to people.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04# Went to the club Waiting in the line
0:07:04 > 0:07:06# Want to see Leticia Ain't seen her in time
0:07:06 > 0:07:08# Man asked me if I had ID
0:07:08 > 0:07:10# I didn't so I had to go home quickly. #
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Show me some ID or you ain't having the blades.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Unbaggit.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21# Purple toothbrush, baggit
0:07:21 > 0:07:23# Hay fever tablet, baggit. #
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Now, have you ever wondered what happens
0:07:26 > 0:07:28when you're not looking at your phone?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Time to meet Chatty Mates.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Hiya, are you all right? Yeah, are you good? Good!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Oh.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh! What's happened?!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I've been dropped.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, no!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Yeah, I mean, I knew this day would come, but not like this.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I thought maybe a bump or something but...look at me.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I'm practically broken.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Look at my beautiful screen. - Oh, course not, course not.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53You're still fully functioning, right?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55You'll be round for a good time yet. You'll see.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- And you're only halfway through your contract.- You don't get it, Shelly.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I've been dropped. She's been due an upgrade for, like, three months now.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Hold on, I thought you said you were only six months old.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05I lied.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- 15 months.- Oh, no.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09She's going to replace me, I know it.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, you don't know that. You don't know that.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16I do know it. Same thing happened with Maurice, Richard, and Kerry.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Who are they?- Exactly.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Replaced and forgotten.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I'm not just going to wait around and let it happen to me.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Oh, what are you doing, what are you doing?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I'm backing up all my settings
0:08:27 > 0:08:29and I'm getting out of here first chance I get.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Oh, no, babe, don't do that. You've ruined her data allowance.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Shelly, forget about the stupid data allowance and stop being so naive.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37I've been dropped.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41I've already crashed out three times since the accident. Who knows?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44If I crash out a fourth time, I might even lose your number.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46That's crazy talk!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Is it?! Is it really, Shelly? Is it?!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51I mean, my whole life has just flashed
0:08:51 > 0:08:53before my front-facing camera.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55All 18 months of it.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Hold on, I thought you said you were 15 months.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Oh, right. Look are you going to hang up or what? I'm busy here.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03What are you like?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Next up, grumpy Beanie and cheeky Fro Fro.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yo, Beanie.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Beanie!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Wake up.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Oh.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Oh, Lord. I just woke up from a beautiful dream.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22And now I'm in a nightmare.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Oh, Beanie, that's harsh, that.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I just wanted to ask you something.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Yeah? What do you want to ask me?
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Why don't skeletons fight each other?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh! Well, that's a good question, actually.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yeah, I think it's because...
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Because they don't have the guts! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Ah.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I walked right into that one.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Oh, stop being so uptight, Beanie. - Mm.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54They're just jokes!
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Hi, everyone.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Welcome to Team Inel, the fastest growing online community.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Do you like music?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13- ALL:- We do!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Do you like sweets?- We do!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Do you like ginger beer? - We do too!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19I know I do.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Hey, do you like having friends and family?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25We do too.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Well, how about people liking your comments?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- We do.- I like that.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Do you like animals?
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Aw.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Yeah.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Do you like saving endangered species?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38We do.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Well, a vote for Inel is a vote for world peace.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Then like Inel.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52It's just a little something that Team Inel came up with
0:10:52 > 0:10:54in the few little minutes that we had just there.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Think I covered most bases.- I think you covered every base, Inel!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Well... So how's your campaign going?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Just trying to elect a spokesperson at the moment.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07ALL: Me! Me! Me!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Let's roll back, let's roll back.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17He goes a-go-go that they'll never agree.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Maybe they'll decide later... Before the end of the show, eh?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Maybe you won't have any fans left
0:11:24 > 0:11:27once they've seen my new campaign video. Boom!
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Johnny.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Johnny.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Johnny.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Johnny. Johnny. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:41 > 0:11:42# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:42 > 0:11:43# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:43 > 0:11:45# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:45 > 0:11:46# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:46 > 0:11:48# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:48 > 0:11:49# J-J-J-J-J-J
0:11:49 > 0:11:51# J-J-J-J-J-J
0:11:51 > 0:11:52# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:52 > 0:11:54# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:54 > 0:11:55# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:55 > 0:11:57# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:57 > 0:11:58# Johnny, Johnny
0:11:58 > 0:12:00# Johnny, Johnny
0:12:00 > 0:12:01# J-J-J-J-J-J
0:12:01 > 0:12:03# J-J-J-J-J-J
0:12:06 > 0:12:07# Johnny
0:12:09 > 0:12:10# Johnny
0:12:10 > 0:12:12# Johnny
0:12:12 > 0:12:13# Johnny
0:12:13 > 0:12:14# Johnny
0:12:14 > 0:12:15# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
0:12:15 > 0:12:16# Johnny, Johnny
0:12:16 > 0:12:18# Johnny, Johnny
0:12:18 > 0:12:19# Johnny, Johnny
0:12:19 > 0:12:21# Johnny, Johnny
0:12:21 > 0:12:22# Johnny, Johnny
0:12:22 > 0:12:24# Johnny, Johnny
0:12:24 > 0:12:25# J-J-J-J-J-J
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# J-J-J-J-J-J
0:12:27 > 0:12:28# Johnny. #
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- Pretty cool, eh? - Eh, it was all right.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I think I've seen another version of that video online, actually.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Oh, really?- Yeah, yeah.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- Must be another Johnny fan paying their own personal tribute.- Could be.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Let's take a look, shall we?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46# I'm Johnny and I'm a Silly Billy
0:12:46 > 0:12:49# I'm Johnny and I am silly
0:12:49 > 0:12:52# Who's got a comb for me?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54INEL LAUGHS
0:12:54 > 0:12:56This is an outrage!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58It's completely unacceptable, Inel!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Completely unacceptable.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Do you know how long it took me to make that campaign video?!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Took ages.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Right, that's it. Team Johnny, the gloves are off.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Do what you think is right.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Hold up, I'm confused. I don't know who to vote for!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21It's time for a new sketch...
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Meet flamboyant hairdresser Ernesto
0:13:24 > 0:13:27with his devoted helper Julio.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34Welcome to the great Ernesto salon.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38And me, Julio.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41As King Neptune once remarked to his wife...
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Julio, some music.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Julio...I am ready.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Kipper.- Kipper.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:02 > 0:14:05A whale song infused with a house beat.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10HE WAILS
0:14:10 > 0:14:12# Dum-de-de-dum-de-de-dum... #
0:14:14 > 0:14:17It is complete. Voila!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- NORTHERN ACCENT: - No. I don't like it.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Julio, you know what to do.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- BELL RINGS - 'Attention.'
0:14:36 > 0:14:40When you're my BFF, people will stop, point and say,
0:14:40 > 0:14:43"Oh, my days! Is that Blondie's BFF?"
0:14:43 > 0:14:45So get your acts together! Thank you, that is all.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Next!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Wagwan, Blondie?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54A tricky one here. Wagwan.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Originating from Jamaica, wagwan is a greeting meaning,
0:14:57 > 0:14:59"What's going on?"
0:14:59 > 0:15:02As in, "Wagwan wit you, boy?"
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- I'm Michelle.- And I'm Ruby. You already know us.- Do I?
0:15:10 > 0:15:11We're in your history class.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Are they?- Yeah, I sit next to you.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Oh, my days, that is blatant disrespect right there.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Hmm. Liking the use of blatant and the variation on disrespect.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Good. OK. Starting with, er, you, Michelle.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28What makes you think that you've got what it takes to be my BFF?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Well, I'm loyal and I'm street smart,
0:15:30 > 0:15:34and I always speak my mind, like a true BFF.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Meh.- Plus I love Beyonce, innit?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- You love Beyonce?- Yep.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41You lie!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# Would I lie to you, baby?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# Would I lie to you?
0:15:45 > 0:15:46# Oh, no! #
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Oh, my golly, golly gosh!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I moulded my entire life around her, as you can probably tell.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56But tell me this - what's your favourite Destiny's Child track?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58# Bills, bills, bills
0:15:58 > 0:16:00BOTH: # Can you pay my telephone bills?
0:16:00 > 0:16:01# Can you pay my automo' bills?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04# Then maybe we can chill
0:16:04 > 0:16:06# I don't think you do
0:16:06 > 0:16:09# So you and me are through
0:16:09 > 0:16:11# Ba-da-dum-dum-dum-dum
0:16:11 > 0:16:13# Pay my telephone bills
0:16:13 > 0:16:15# Pay my automo' bills
0:16:15 > 0:16:17# Pay my...
0:16:17 > 0:16:19# Ba-da-dum-dum-dum-dum
0:16:19 > 0:16:20# Ba-da-dum-dum-dum-dum
0:16:20 > 0:16:21# Bills
0:16:21 > 0:16:22# Da-dum-dum-dum-dum
0:16:22 > 0:16:24# Bills, bills, bills
0:16:24 > 0:16:26# Bills
0:16:26 > 0:16:27# Bills... #
0:16:27 > 0:16:29OK. Er...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Well, that was the easiest decision
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I've ever had to make in my entire life.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Well, I've got a Black Card for the Riverway Shopping Centre,
0:16:36 > 0:16:37by the way.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40You've got a Black Card for the Riverway Shopping Centre?!
0:16:40 > 0:16:41(Limited edition!)
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I may need some more time to reconsider.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Attention, please, everybody. Thank you, thank you. Shh!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50'The finalists have been chosen
0:16:50 > 0:16:53'so the rest of you lot can just, er, skedaddle.'
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Go on. Shut the door on your way out. Bless. Safe, safe. Nice one.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Soon come. Little more.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01FEEDBACK
0:17:03 > 0:17:06On the one hand, me and Michelle could, like, run the school
0:17:06 > 0:17:07cos she's, like, bay sophisc.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Then on the other hand, me and Ruby could
0:17:09 > 0:17:12cos she's bay rich and we could go shopping like celebs all day,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14every day, in between school, obviously.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Such a tough decision for me to make.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Who shall I pick?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22This decision is, like, so hard to make.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26I wish I could be my own BFF so I could make it easier on myself.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29But I have finally come to a decision.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32My new onscreen BFF will be...
0:17:37 > 0:17:40With all the feedback from the show,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42it's Liam Piam with Wit Wall.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Hi There. I'm Liam Piam. Splish!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47And this is Wit Wall.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52I've got my favourite wits of the we-e-e-ek.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Splash!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55HE LAUGHS
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Sarah@TOWIB says,
0:17:57 > 0:18:02"# I'll be your BFF, Blondie."
0:18:02 > 0:18:04That's nice of you, Sarah.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07That's nice of you.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Switch.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15It's Bants In The Booth time. Who's going to be in the booth today?
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Let's find out.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Who's that?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Is that The Saturdays? - Nah, that can't be The Saturdays.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- It is.- Hi.- Hello.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34If I'd known The Saturdays were coming,
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- I'd have sprayed some deodorant or something.- No, no, no.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Here we are.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41# Oh, is it love that's in the air?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# Baby, baby, baby... #
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Just go ahead and spud me there. Yeah, respect.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Respect.- Respect. - Yeah, all round, all round.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Me too, me too, me too.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- Oh, watch. Oh, couldn't pass the watch, could you?- Lost a watch.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Nice.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04So, what can we do for you, girls? Do you want to get some photos done?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06We'd quite like, you know, flattering photos.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Maybe a bit of wind and a nice effect.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Well, we don't do wind, I'm afraid.- Oh.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15We'll just pull some faces.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Now, you girls have been going for ages now, doing music for time.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22So what's been the biggest highlight for you girls, though?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Right now.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- The booth.- We love this booth with you guys.- Exactly.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29It all leads up to something, and I feel we've made it now.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30We're here.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Oh, you're just saying that! You know.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35You're probably right, but still.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40You have travelled all around the world in your career.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43What has been the best place that you've ever been to?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Um, we've been to loads of places.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I actually really like Kuala Lumpur,
0:19:47 > 0:19:50cos I would never have gone there before. We've lived in LA as well.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Literally the coolest place we were, literally, was Iceland.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Iceland. Oh, right. Chilly. Yeah!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I wouldn't want to go there.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Out of you girls,
0:20:00 > 0:20:03who's got the most embarrassing music in their collection?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- Well, I would personally say Molly. - Probably me.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Although I don't think so, but the girls don't let me
0:20:08 > 0:20:10really play the iPod in the car.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12What's embarrassing is sometimes we're going along in the car
0:20:12 > 0:20:14and she's full-blast listening to us.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Oh, yeah.- Embarrassing.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Our music!- It bleeds through. Yeah, she's listening to...
0:20:19 > 0:20:20I'm a fan of the band.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Listen to your own stuff. Yeah, I'm the same.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I like the sound of my own voice as well.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Always listening to my own tracks.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Let's just get on with these photos, then, shall we?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Give me the silliest face you can do.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Hold it.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Hold it.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Hold it.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Hold it.- Hold it. - I'm having trouble taking it.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Hold it, I'm going to take it. I'm going to...
0:20:43 > 0:20:44- Hold it.- Hold it.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Hold it. Hold it.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49SHE LAUGHS
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Thanks for coming in and appearing on Bants In The Booth.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Just go ahead and wait outside.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- We'll get them photos ready for you. - Couple of minutes.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08What's happening back in the studio?
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Is it still all chaos?
0:21:11 > 0:21:15OK, everyone. Everyone, calm d... Calm down.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Brennan, do something, please. We've got ten minutes to go.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25What's happening?! I thought I had ten minutes.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Do not adjust your television set.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Normal service will be resumed as soon as...
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, for goodness' sake.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Get me Johnny and Inel on the phone now. I don't really care.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I'm the head of CBBC. Now.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Uh-oh. Looks like we might be in trouble with the big boss.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Meanwhile, let's check out Schoolroom Solutions.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Kids, physical education is important, right?
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Playing outside in the summer - it's fun, right?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Then the winter comes.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Then it's nothing but snow and rain and cross-country.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Nooooo!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Cross-country - the most evilest
0:22:09 > 0:22:11and terriblest thing ever devised by a teacher. Ever.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12CACKLING
0:22:12 > 0:22:15If you hate cross-country just as much as we do, then you
0:22:15 > 0:22:19should invest in our exclusive handy-dandy school shortcut app...
0:22:20 > 0:22:21..identifies the quickest
0:22:21 > 0:22:24and fastest possible route to your finishing line.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Features also include...
0:22:30 > 0:22:32And the one of a kind...
0:22:34 > 0:22:36PHONE BLEEPS
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Order now...
0:22:48 > 0:22:51What's been happening with The Johnny and Inel election?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Let's get back to the studio and find out.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57OK.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- That was the big boss.- Yeah.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05- You need to get your act together right now or he'll replace you.- Me?!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07You're the one who set the rabble on me.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I-I'll do it. I-I-I'll do it.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Well, you know, maybe we can give you a shock move
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- if these guys can't get it together. What do you think, Brennan?- What?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Just talking about replacements.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- Look, I'm trying to do the best I can, OK?- No. Oh.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Never mind.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28Leave it out, mate. This show has standards to maintain.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Besides, it's The Johnny And Inel Show.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Watch and learn.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36CHEERING
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Hiya, guys!
0:23:38 > 0:23:42So we're back together and we're going to keep making it look good.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- The only way Johnny and Inel could. A-ha!- Hit the music.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48BELL RINGS
0:23:48 > 0:23:49MUSIC PLAYS