0:00:02 > 0:00:04# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:00:04 > 0:00:06# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out of my eyes
0:00:06 > 0:00:08# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# As Mum's always telling me Fix up your timing
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Now we've got a show on CBBC
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Sure all of my fans will be happy to see me
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# It's sick cos the time is here
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# We're doing well As you can tell
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- # So here comes the show with Johnny - And Inel. #
0:00:24 > 0:00:26'Coming up on today's show...'
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Darrel! You're stealing my line to the ramp.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Deal with it.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32You're stealing my line.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35'We've got an interview with Radio 1 DJ Gemma Cairney.'
0:00:35 > 0:00:39What advice would you give to someone if they were told that they had,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41like, sausage fingers and couldn't mix properly?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43You could make it part of your schtick.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46You could be, like, "Yeah, I'm the Lincolnshire sausage man."
0:00:46 > 0:00:49You could make up a little sausage skank. You know what I mean?
0:00:49 > 0:00:50'The Only Way Is Blondie.'
0:00:50 > 0:00:53It means I got it perfectly correct
0:00:53 > 0:00:56and you two are trying to slow me down
0:00:56 > 0:01:00and make me look bad in front of Shanice.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01'So, let's get this show started.'
0:01:07 > 0:01:12- Ready for the show today, Johnny? - Don't worry about the show, mate.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17I've lined us up a top interview on the radio. You can thank me later.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18OK, what's that for, then?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Well, you know how cool Gayle looks when she's DJing?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I reckon we'd be great at that. I mean, how hard can it be?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27A lot of the club DJs have got their own radio shows, right,
0:01:27 > 0:01:29so we head over to the radio studio,
0:01:29 > 0:01:31supposedly to be interviewed about The Johnny And Inel Show
0:01:31 > 0:01:34but, instead, we show them how good we are on the decks.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Before you know it, we'll be headlining in Ibiza.- What, really?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Trust me. I was born to do this.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- What about our show, then? - We ARE the show, Inel.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49The cameras will follow us around. Come on, we'll take them with us.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- See? Nothing to worry about. - Where are you off to, guys?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- We need to start the show.- Um...
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Welcome to The Johnny And Inel Show!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06'Sounds like we're in for another one of Johnny's famous schemes.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08'In the meantime,
0:02:08 > 0:02:12'here are some familiar crazy characters in the WWJI ring.'
0:02:12 > 0:02:14BELL DINGS
0:02:14 > 0:02:17The biggest rematch in WWJI history.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Once again, it's the Tickler...
0:02:21 > 0:02:23..versus the Brickhouse.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- The Brickhouse!- Ha-ha!
0:02:29 > 0:02:34Last time, Tickler, you tickled me, and that was below the belt.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39But this time, I've got a new anti-tickling device.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40HE LAUGHS
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Ha-ha!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- What do you say now, Tickler? - Shops will sell anything nowadays.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47We'll see about that.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Ha-ha-ha! Tickle-tickle-tickle. Tickle-tickle-tickle.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Look who's laughing now, Tickler. - HE LAUGHS
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I'm going to humiliate YOU, Tickler.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- He's got a plan. - What's that you've got?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Put it down. Put that down, mate. You don't want to use that. No...
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Ahh!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- I'm going to laugh. - Tickle-tickle-tickle.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Oh, my goodness!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Will the Brickhouse be able to resist the Tickler's might?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Find out this Saturday, only on WWJI.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21BELL DINGS
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Now it's time for the best part of the entire show.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27The Only Way Is Blondie.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Stepton High's Got Talent? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Find the most talented pupil in the school? Pfft!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Don't need a competition for that. Obviously it's me.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I think you'll find that I'm going to win,
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and anything you three produce
0:03:43 > 0:03:46is going to be wickedy, wickedy, wickedy, wickedy...wah.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52So, Shanice thinks she's all that? She's not.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Thinks she can say what she wants to me? She can't.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Has she ever done a music video inside a canteen before?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I don't think so. I swear down this girl's got her head in the clouds.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Does she not know about the Destiny's Child
0:04:04 > 0:04:07All The Single Ladies Super-Talented Dancer Friendship Group?
0:04:07 > 0:04:08We're well tight.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- MUSIC PLAYS - OK.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Five, six, seven, eight.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm...
0:04:20 > 0:04:25Oh, my gosh, Ruby! Can you just get it right, please? Oh!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I'm not about to get embarrassed in front of the entire school
0:04:28 > 0:04:30because you don't know your left from your right.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Leave it, B. Right, come on. We'll take it from the top.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Five, six, seven... - Oh, my days, Michelle!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Why are you trying to long out my life like that?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Calling out five, six, seven, eight? Think you're Beyonce?
0:04:43 > 0:04:44We missed the timing on the last one.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48My timing was perfectly correct on that one, Michelle.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Er, I did trip a bit. - BOTH: We saw!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Sorry!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Ohh!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57SHE TURNS MUSIC OFF
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Ruby! Can you stop texting silly boys and put your phone away?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03The world doesn't revolve around men, thank you!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Well, we should do it again, because it wasn't great before.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11We need to be unified and that. Practice takes perfect.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Oh, my days. - MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Practice makes perfect?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20I know how Beyonce must feel, working with Kelly and Michelle.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- What's that supposed to mean? - It means...
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Hey, guys, there's an 80% sale in Shop Top.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28It means I got it perfectly correct
0:05:28 > 0:05:31and you two are trying to slow me down
0:05:31 > 0:05:34and make me look bad in front of Shanice.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Blondie, that's kind of rude. - Oh, is it?- Yes, it really hurts.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41I bet Shanice doesn't talk to her friends like that.
0:05:41 > 0:05:47THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I don't know what Blondie's problem is lately,
0:05:50 > 0:05:51but she's been overly moody.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- I think it's puberty. - BOTH: Definitely.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57I mean, how rude is that?
0:06:00 > 0:06:01'We'll be back with Blondie later
0:06:01 > 0:06:03'to see if they've settled their differences.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07'Now it's time for our radio interview. Exciting or what?'
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Going round again, mate.- Yeah?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Oh. Hiya.- Hi.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Er, we're here for the Johnny and Inel interview.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Oh, they're expecting you. Just go on through.- Expecting us!- Nice one.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- You all right?- You all right? - How you doing?- Cool.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28The DJ just popped to the loo, but he'll be back in a moment.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- If you have a seat, then we'll get you on air.- Not a problem.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Nice one.- See you in a bit.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- You thinking about ginger beer?- No! - What are you thinking about, then?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I'm thinking he's gone - why don't we go in there
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- and take over the radio show? - I weren't thinking that.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Quick, he's gone. Let's go.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50I could teach you to be a DJ, Inel, but please don't touch anything, OK?
0:06:50 > 0:06:55- Yeah?- Leave it to the professional. Did a bit of student radio.- Nice.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56COW MOOS, TYRES SCREECH
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Now, what did I just say? We've got one shot at this.- All right.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01COW MOOS
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- The DJ's going to be back soon. We've got to nail this, OK?- Right.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Yo, yo, yo!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10You're listening to the Inel Drum'n'Bass And Garage Hour.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Are you listening to a word I've just said? Besides, it's actually...
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Hi, guys, welcome to Late Night, with me, Johnny Cochrane.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Late night grooves? It's, like, five o'clock.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26# You're listening to Inel's
0:07:26 > 0:07:33# Sou-ou-ou-oul train-n-n-n-a! #
0:07:33 > 0:07:36RASPBERRY
0:07:36 > 0:07:41- Oh, seriously?! And on air as well. - Inel, I'm a professional.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I think you'll find we're not on air.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Look. Look at the light. On air!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49If we were live on air, do you think I'd do this?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Meow. Baa!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53HE NEIGHS
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Cat, sheep.- That's pretty good. Look.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Naaaargh! Naaaargh!
0:08:00 > 0:08:05- Naaaargh!- Uhh-aaah! Hope you're listening.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07TEXT ALERT
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Oh, no.- What?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12My mum's just texted me. We're live on air.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Why do you always have to mess around, Inel?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16- You're ruining it for me.- Me?!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18You're the one who's breaking wind live on air.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21We can still save this, OK? We've got to be professional.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Let's come up with a jingle.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Hi, guys. Don't worry about it. KLAXON BLARES
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Which one's the jingle button? - ENGINE REVS
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Release the jingle now!- I'm trying. - COW MOOS, MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:29 > 0:08:31What was I saying about being professional?
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- I'm trying.- Oi! What are you doing in there?- Oh, security.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Guys, don't worry. We don't need to panic.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40We'll just keep playing all those magic hits.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Mate, we're just finishing the show. Let us finish the show!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47All right, mate. Don't crease this. This is worth loads.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Right, OK, sorry about that, folks.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53We just got hijacked by a couple of goons. Order has now been restored.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56'Looks like our DJ debut has landed us in trouble.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59'Let's go over to Liam Piam to see what the feedback was.'
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Fresh!
0:09:00 > 0:09:05Mountain@Mohammed says, "Johnny and Inel are awesome DJs.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08"Hashtag - only in the mind."
0:09:13 > 0:09:16'Let's head over to the supermarket with Rudy and Boyyer. Baggit!'
0:09:18 > 0:09:20BELL DINGS
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- All right, lady bruv?- How you doing today, lady bruv?- I'm good, thanks.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Cool, cool, cool.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Face cream.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Soft, smooth skin.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Baggit!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- I bet you moisturise, like, daily. - How do you know?!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42It's the way the sunshine bounces off your face, bruv.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Oh!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Strawberry lip balm. For sweet, sweet lips.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Baggit!
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Conditioner.- For shiny, silky hair.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Baggit!
0:09:55 > 0:10:00- That'll be £8.33, bruv. - That's very expensive.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I think you'll find that our prices are highly competitive, bruv.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I know, but...
0:10:06 > 0:10:08..I just don't have enough.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12So...what should I do?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Get a cheaper brand. Simple. - But they're not as good.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Actually, it's been proven in clinical tests, yeah,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20that 98% of people questioned preferred the cheaper brand
0:10:20 > 0:10:21over the more expensive brand, bruv.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23You're paying extra just for the name.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Maybe I could just get that lot for free.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Un-baggit!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- She likes me.- You think so?
0:10:39 > 0:10:40'With the competition drawing close,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43'let's see how Darrel and Chad are doing at the rampz.'
0:10:43 > 0:10:47This can't go on, Darrel. One of us is going to have to leave the rampz.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Well, go on, then. See you later. Boom!- That competition.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54I'll face you one-on-one,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57and the loser needs to get out the rampz for good.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58I'm up for that.
0:10:58 > 0:11:03Well, Darrel, you're about to see a skater in complete control
0:11:03 > 0:11:04and at the top of his game.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15This week, we're at the rampz with Chad and the Skate Till Late Crew.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Wagwan?- Are you nervous about next week's competition, Chad?- No.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Why would I be nervous?
0:11:21 > 0:11:26I'm Chad, leader and founder of the Skate Till Late Crew, after all.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I did come up with the Skate Till Late Crew, didn't I?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30I don't know. I wasn't there.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34To answer your question, am I nervous about next week's competition?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36No. Well, why would I be?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Cos when I get out there, you're going to see some crazy ollies.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Whoa!
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Some awesome flips. Did you see that flip? Chad's cool.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Look at his grinds. Look at him grinding. Grind! Yeah!
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Next.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Don't leave me hanging next time.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59So...yeah, it's going to be good.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01There's a lot at stake for you, Chad.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03You and Darrel have made a bet
0:12:03 > 0:12:05and the loser won't be allowed to use the rampz any more.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Yeah, but, like, I'm fine with that.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I mean, I can't wait to see the back of that loser.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Anyway, if you'll excuse me,
0:12:12 > 0:12:16I'd better start training for next week's epic competition.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Peace out.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Darrel! You're stealing my line to the ramp. Guys!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Darrel!
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- Come on, Darrel, move your bike. - It's stabiliser power, innit? Look.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Look.- Move your bike already, Darrel.- Look at that. Look.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Ah, look, look, look. No hands. No hands.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46I think perhaps it might be best if we leave them to it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48We'll come back later.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51'OK, so the interview didn't work out as I'd hoped.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53'But now we've managed to sneak in to Radio 1,
0:12:53 > 0:12:56'let's see if we have better luck there.'
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Who would have thought, oh, they didn't want to interview us,
0:13:04 > 0:13:10- because we gate-crashed their show, took over?- I know! How sensitive!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13But here on The Johnny And Inel Show, we are not giving up that easy.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- BOTH:- No.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Especially when at least one of us
0:13:16 > 0:13:20still has a very good chance of making it as a top DJ.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21'..on BBC Radio 1.'
0:13:23 > 0:13:26You know what? I think we should get some advice from a professional.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Someone who knows what they're doing.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31As luck would have it, there's one right there. It's Gemma Cairney.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32# Gemma! #
0:13:32 > 0:13:37That's my name. Do wear it out. That was One Direction, Little Things.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40How are you, everybody? Loads of lovely texts here. One from Jack...
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- All right, Gemma?- What's happening, Gemma?- How you doing?- Hiya.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Johnny on the air!- And Inel. - Quick, ask her something.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Oh, yeah, Gemma, I wanted to ask, actually.- Yeah?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50When I'm DJing, right, with my headphones,
0:13:50 > 0:13:53do I put them over my beanie or underneath my beanie?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I reckon that you should have, like, the beanie over the headphones.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58If you can fit it.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Ah!- The other way round might look a bit better.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Left and right, yeah? - SHE LAUGHS
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Right, OK... - Oh, right, I can actually hear her.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Now let me ask you a question, OK?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11I mean, this is a friend asked me to ask you. What would you...
0:14:11 > 0:14:14What advice would you give to someone if they were told that they had,
0:14:14 > 0:14:18- like, sausage fingers and couldn't mix properly?- Which flavour sausages?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Lincolnshire, everyone says.- Yeah?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I reckon Lincolnshire sausages are pretty good, to be fair.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25You can't DJ with them, though.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Not necessarily, but you can make it part of your schtick.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30You could be, like, I'm the Lincolnshire sausage man.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33You could make up a little sausage skank. It could be quite good.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Gemma, I've got a question, How did you get into DJing?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40By having a big gob, which I reckon you two have already got, yeah?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43You have a way with words. You have a way with words.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45You've got to think about what's missing on the radio
0:14:45 > 0:14:48and what you would love and what you can bring to it,
0:14:48 > 0:14:49rather than pretending to be anyone else.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Yeah, well, I know what I can bring to it.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Like, top quality Johnny material, you know.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58With a bit of Inel in there. Spice it up a bit.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00So, obviously you do a radio show on your own.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- I like your radio show, by the way. - Thank you, thank you.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- I love your radio show. - I like it a bit more than he does.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Is it definitely worth doing it on your own?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10You know, because you don't want people holding you back.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11SHE LAUGHS
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I need to get back to playing some music.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16A lot of people are saying that they want me to play the next track.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Everyone's waiting for Taylor Swift. - Ain't there no texts from us?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Er...
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Oh, there's one text about you guys, actually. Yeah. Mo...
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Mo and Brennan. They say, "Where are you?"
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- We'd better get out of here, then.- Yeah.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I mean, you've been quality, Gemma,
0:15:32 > 0:15:37but I will let you know that I've arranged an awesome gig for us DJing.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42- Yeah?- Yeah.- Where's that? Ibiza? - It's not Ibiza. It's like that.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Oh, it must be Magaluf, then, yeah?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48It's not Magaluf. It's... It's kind of like a bit better, if anything.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Let's keep in touch. Let's follow each other on Twitter.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Yeah. Yeah, we'll do that.- OK.- Catch later, Gemma.- Lovely to meet you.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55It's been great. Cheers with the advice and that.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Got to get out of here.- OK. Yeah.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Thanks for your text, Mo and Brennan, and everyone else.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04You are listening to Gemma Cairney on BBC Radio 1,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06and this is Taylor Swift.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07'Looks like Johnny's lined us up
0:16:07 > 0:16:09'with a big gig for the end of the show.'
0:16:09 > 0:16:12'But first up, it's time for School Room Solutions.'
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Kids, tired of being dropped off at the school gates
0:16:18 > 0:16:21by your embarrassing parents?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Are you tired of your dad's persistent cardigan-wearing
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0:16:55 > 0:16:57'I'm definitely getting one of those.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00'Now let's get back to the rampz to see Darrel in training.'
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- So, Darrel, how are you preparing for the competition?- Ha! Please!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13I don't need to train, yeah? I've been riding since I was a baby.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Like, I come out my...
0:17:16 > 0:17:19I come out my cot, yeah, I ride my bike. Boom.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Did that REALLY happen, Darrel? - I don't know. Probably.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Look, I'm going to make it real simple for you, yeah,
0:17:24 > 0:17:26so you can understand, yeah?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Imagine a shark, yeah,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31challenged a monkey to a banana-eating competition. Boom.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Who's going to win that? Tell me that.- Mm, I don't know.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Is it on land or in the water? - It doesn't matter.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38The monkey's going to win, innit?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Cos everybody knows that sharks don't eat bananas. Boom.- Right.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Thanks for clearing that up. - No worries.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Hey, yo, yo. What's going on? What's going on?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I thought you was making a documentary about me, yeah? Darrel!
0:17:50 > 0:17:56AKA Ghost Rider. AKA Mad Cyclist. AKA Big Biker Boss.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Ain't no big biker bosses around here but me.- OK.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Can you show us any of the tricks you hope to wow the judges with?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool. Hey, yo, yo.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Liam, Liam, Liam, back it off, man.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10They want to see some real tricks, innit? Yo.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Er, I could show you a bunny hop. Ready, yeah? Back up, then.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Look, do you lot want to get hurt or something? Ooh.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Yeah.- OK, we're ready.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- I did it.- You've done it? - Yeah, just did it.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27- Wow.- I know, innit?
0:18:27 > 0:18:32See that? Mesmerised. Impressed. All right, let me get out of here, yeah?
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Competitions to win, you know what I mean? Yeah! That's what I mean.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I don't know what they're talking about.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Skate Till Late? Who are they? Who are they?
0:18:41 > 0:18:45It's all about Bike All Night, you know what I mean? Come, we go.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Come, we go.- Bye, Darrel.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Oh, looks like we're actually going to see a jump.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo...- No.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Gotta think about the competition, innit? Let's walk it. Let's walk it.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Safety first, innit? Don't want to injure yourself.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Don't injure yourself. Yeah?- Perhaps not.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05'Next up, grumpy Beanie and cheeky Fro Fro.'
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Yo, Beanie.
0:19:10 > 0:19:16- Ah. Just one day of peace, that's all I ask.- Beanie, I've got a joke.
0:19:16 > 0:19:22- Oh, just one day. - Beanie, are you listening?- Please.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26What do you call a fish with no eye?
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Me not know and me not care neither.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Fsssssh.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36FRO FRO LAUGHS
0:19:36 > 0:19:41Oh, Lord. I must have been a real bad man in a past life or something.
0:19:41 > 0:19:46Chill out, Beanie. They're just jokes, eh?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49'Let's see what Blondie's up to.'
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Oh, my gosh, Michelle. You're, like, proper taking over.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Calling out five, six, seven, eight like you're a choreographer.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00You can't even spell it.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I just want us to be the best we can be,
0:20:02 > 0:20:04but Blondie's just focused on getting one over on Shanice.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09Oh, my days! Did I just hear my name being discriminated against?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- This is private time now, Blondie. - Oh, private time?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Private time so you can just curse me behind my back?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I swear down I trusted you, Michelle, and you just took...
0:20:17 > 0:20:22# Bare liberties! #
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Even on my own show, that's proper feisty.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I'd expect that sort of behaviour from Ruby.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Did you call me?- Oh,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Well, everybody knows I'm, like, the Beyonce of the group.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41My name even sounds like Beyonce. Blonde-once.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- MICHELLE TUTS AND SIGHS - Yeah.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I just want to be Kelly Rowland.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Well...well, I bet...I bet you can't...can't do this, Michelle.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57# If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
0:20:57 > 0:20:59# If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
0:20:59 > 0:21:02# If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it. #
0:21:02 > 0:21:04"A ring on it".
0:21:04 > 0:21:07A phrase coined by the wonderful Miss Beyonce Knowles,
0:21:07 > 0:21:10meaning to get engaged.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12You may know it from such things as...
0:21:12 > 0:21:15MUSIC: "Single Ladies" by Beyonce
0:21:15 > 0:21:17# Oh oh oh
0:21:17 > 0:21:21# Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh-oh, oh
0:21:21 > 0:21:22# Oh oh oh
0:21:22 > 0:21:26# Whoa-oh-oh, oh oh oh, oh oh-oh-ohh
0:21:26 > 0:21:27# Oh oh oh
0:21:27 > 0:21:29# Cos if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
0:21:29 > 0:21:32# If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33# Whoa-oh-oh. #
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Better than the original.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Right! I have an announcement to make.- Doo-doo-doo-doo!
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- Me and my newly appointed BFF... - Whoo!
0:21:46 > 0:21:50..have come to the conclusion that you, Michelle,
0:21:50 > 0:21:52are officially out of the...
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Destiny's Child All The Single Ladies Super-Talented Dance Group.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58- RUBY GASPS - What?!
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- Aren't we going to Michelle's on Saturday?- Yeah, you're right.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05You, Michelle, are officially out of the Destiny's Child
0:22:05 > 0:22:09All The Single Ladies Super-Talented Dance Group for three days.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Count yourself lucky that we already pre-organised
0:22:12 > 0:22:14going round to your house. Mm-hm.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18- So, therefore, this injunction only lasts until Friday.- You're so kind!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- I know. I know, Rubes. - Do you know what, Blondie?
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- I'm done being friends with you. You're well egress.- Ah!
0:22:24 > 0:22:30- What did you just say?- You heard me. I said, we're done. Laters.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32BLONDIE GASPS
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Good!- Yeah!- Be seeing you!- Doubt it.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40- So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye, Michelle.- Whatever, yeah?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42BOTH: Come on, Rubes.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Are we still going round to Michelle's?
0:22:57 > 0:23:01When you're out there on the stage, really enjoy yourself.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Cos it's the last time that you're going to be in the spotlight.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Cos when everyone sees how lame your dance is,
0:23:08 > 0:23:13all those cameras will be following me.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17'Are you ready for DJ Johnny and DJ Inel's big gig? Here we go!'
0:23:17 > 0:23:20MUSIC: "Waiting All Night" by Rudimental
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Sorry, we don't do requests.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24# Tell me that you need me... #
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Right, that's it, guys. Reach for the lasers!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Wait for it!
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Can you feel that right now? It's electric out there.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35We've definitely found our calling.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Right, guys, we're going to keep making it look good.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41The only way Johnny and Inel... Jiggedy-jig! ..could. Ha-ha!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Wait for the drop!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45ALARM RINGS