0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Gee, Johnny, you look smart.- Yeah, I'm dressed up for Inel. Poor guy.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09- His friend Leon died this week.- Oh.
0:00:09 > 0:00:14It's funny, in all the time I've known Inel, I've never met Leon.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- No, me neither.- Or me.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Oh, here he comes, here he comes.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- You all right, Inel?- Yeah.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- How you holding up? - Yeah, doing OK, man.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- What's in the box?- Oh, it's Leon.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28What, Leon? How's he fit in there?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31He's a big goldfish, but I made sure there was room for him in there.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36What, a goldfish? All this palaver over a goldfish?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hey, Leon was a close, personal friend.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42A close, personal friend? He's a goldfish, Inel!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44They have, like, three-second memories.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46He'll be swimming around like...
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- "Oh, who's that? Oh, it's Inel, I like Inel."- Yeah, he did, yeah.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53"Oh, who's that?" JOHNNY LAUGHS
0:00:53 > 0:00:58Hey, have some respect! I'm trying to do a service here.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02OK, fair enough. I get it.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- He meant a lot to you.- Mm.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06OK, well, I'm going to come up with some ideas
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- and think of a new pet for you, Inel. - Mm, I smell a Johnny scheme.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Oh, that's nice of you, mate. - A top-class Johnny-approved pet!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Johnny-approved pet? - Oh, yeah. Leave it with me.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:01:21 > 0:01:24# Splash water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes
0:01:24 > 0:01:26# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"
0:01:28 > 0:01:30# Now we've got a show on CBBC
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# Sure all of my fans will be out to see me
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# Get set, cos the time is here
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:01:36 > 0:01:39# We're doing well as you can tell
0:01:39 > 0:01:41# So here comes the show with Johnny
0:01:41 > 0:01:42# And Inel. #
0:01:42 > 0:01:43'What's coming up on today's show?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46'The Vamps!'
0:01:46 > 0:01:51# But she's so beautiful it made me stay... #
0:01:51 > 0:01:53'Baggit!'
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Uh-oh.- I've seen that face 1,000 times, bruv.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Ah, man's in the doghouse, ain't it, bruv?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Well, you're spending like a tenner, bruv.- Pathetic!
0:02:02 > 0:02:03'The Gamer Geeks!'
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Fighting for my life up here! Stay back!- That's it.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Stay back! - Protect your right shoulder!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13'All that, plus Johnny's hunt for my new pet...
0:02:13 > 0:02:15'We'd better get the show started.'
0:02:15 > 0:02:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Yeah!- Yeah!- Ha-ha!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Ha-ha!- Right, Inel?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- Yeah?- I think I've got the perfect idea for a pet.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Yeah?- Yeah, a dog.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- A dog?- A dog. It's brilliant, innit,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- when you get, like, dogs that look just like their owners...?- Mm.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44So, I've got a few dogs here that might look a little bit like you.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46First up...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# Who let the dogs out...? #
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Think drooly jowls.- Drooly jowls?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Dribble hanging from the mouth.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# Who let the dogs out...? #
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Same squashed little face.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Squashed little face? - All wrinkles in it. This one.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Fat little paws.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Fat little paws? - Yeah, fat little paws.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Same awkward little stare.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Awkward little stare. It's perfect. - Is it?
0:03:15 > 0:03:20- What about...same flappy little ears? - Flappy little ears?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Yeah, oh, it's the same, you're like twins.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27You're stupid, you're not even looking at the pictures properly.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- I'm joking, I'm joking. - Oh, it's a stupid idea anyway.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Why?- I don't even like dogs.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36You could have told me that at the start, Inel,
0:03:36 > 0:03:39before I went getting all those good little dog pictures.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Just forget... Forget about it, yeah?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Look, I'm still missing Leon, all right?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Look, Inel, the best way to get over something sad
0:03:50 > 0:03:52is to think about something else.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Besides, I don't give up that easy. - No?
0:03:55 > 0:03:59It's my mission, this episode, to find YOU a new pet.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01'Wow, Johnny sounds determined.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03'While he gets that sorted,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05'why don't we see who's in the WWJI ring?'
0:04:05 > 0:04:07BELL DINGS
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Tonight, we finally get to see the Frustrated Writer...
0:04:13 > 0:04:14..take on The Dad.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I'm going to crush you
0:04:19 > 0:04:24with my astounding and exquisite command of language
0:04:24 > 0:04:31and my embarrassingly rich smorgasbord of vocabulary.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36- What was that, was that a real word? - Isn't it past your bedtime?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38If you're not careful, I'm going to make you tidy your room,
0:04:38 > 0:04:43- dock your pocket money AND turn off the Wi-Fi.- Very parental.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- You wouldn't dare. - You just try me, sunshine.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Any more lip from you and you'll be grounded for a week.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Grounded for a week, you say?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Is that Monday to Sunday or Monday to Friday?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- I'll take your pen away, mate. - You can't do that.
0:04:55 > 0:05:01- Talk back to your dad like that, will ya? No, you won't.- Sorry.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Two titans of the arena, this is not to be missed.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Tickets go on sale midnight tonight.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15'Erm...it's time for The Only Way Is Blondie and brace yourselves,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17'this episode is, like, totes emosh.'
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Five, six, seven...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Oh, my days, Michelle.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Why you trying to long out my life like that,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25calling out five, six, seven, eight?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Who d'you think you are - Beyonce or something?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Be seein' ya!- Doubt it!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye, Michelle!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Whatever, yeah!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- BOTH:- Come on, Rubes!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I thought Michelle was supposed to be a true friend.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Turns out, first sign of trouble and she's out of there...
0:05:45 > 0:05:48when you need your friends the most.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Totes ridic.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59# But you only need the light when it's burning low
0:05:59 > 0:06:03# Only miss the sun when it starts to snow
0:06:03 > 0:06:06# Only know you love her when you let her go... #
0:06:10 > 0:06:11SHE SIGHS
0:06:11 > 0:06:13'We so would have won that talent competition,
0:06:13 > 0:06:16'now what am I going to do without Ruby and Michelle?'
0:06:19 > 0:06:21How rude of me,
0:06:21 > 0:06:25I almost forgot to wish you good luck for tonight's performance.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28When you're out there on the stage, really enjoy yourself.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Cos it's the last time that you're going to be in the spotlight,
0:06:32 > 0:06:37cos when everyone sees how lame your dance is...
0:06:37 > 0:06:40and how great mine is,
0:06:40 > 0:06:44all those cameras will be following ME.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- ALL:- And us. - And... And you lot.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- What you trying to say, Shenise? - Just leave it, Blondie.- Please!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Just leave it, yeah? Just leave it, Blondie!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04'Oh, dear. Could things be any worse for Blondie?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06'We'll check back in with her later, next up:
0:07:06 > 0:07:08'Grumpy Beanie and cheeky Fro-Fro.'
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Beanie?- Hm?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Guess what?- What?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17I've got a joke. Me uncle told it to me.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Nah, nah, nah, me no' like your uncle's jokes.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Nah, this one's OK, I promise.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Me no' know.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32To show his girlfriend he had guts!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Ah-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's a good one, ain't it?
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Nah, me not like it, me not like laughing at dead animals.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Beanie, it's just a joke.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Me not care.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48You're still laughing at a hedgehog that got squashed.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50FRO-FRO SIGHS
0:07:50 > 0:07:55- I don't know what your problem is, Beanie, they're just jokes.- No...
0:07:55 > 0:07:57BEANIE SIGHS
0:07:59 > 0:08:02'Let's get back to the studio.'
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Next up we have an indie pop band
0:08:04 > 0:08:06that have been performing all over the UK.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10And with a new debut album out this year, guys, give it up for...
0:08:10 > 0:08:14The Vamps! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# I was walking away
0:08:17 > 0:08:21# But you're so beautiful it made me stay
0:08:23 > 0:08:25# I don't know her name
0:08:25 > 0:08:30# But I'm hoping she might feel the same
0:08:30 > 0:08:34# Here I go again She got my heart again
0:08:34 > 0:08:37# Tonight we'll dance
0:08:37 > 0:08:42# I'll be yours and you'll be mine
0:08:42 > 0:08:45# We won't look back
0:08:45 > 0:08:50# Take my hand and we will shine
0:08:50 > 0:08:53# Oh-oh-oh
0:08:53 > 0:08:56# She needs a wild heart She needs a wild heart
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# I got a wild heart... #
0:09:04 > 0:09:06One, two, three, four...
0:09:06 > 0:09:09# Stay here, my dear
0:09:09 > 0:09:14# Feels like I've been standing right here for years
0:09:14 > 0:09:17# My mind's made up
0:09:17 > 0:09:23# Tell me that you feel this then I won't give up
0:09:23 > 0:09:25# I won't give up
0:09:25 > 0:09:27# Tonight we'll dance
0:09:27 > 0:09:33# I'll be yours and you'll be mine
0:09:33 > 0:09:35# We won't look back
0:09:35 > 0:09:41# Take my hand and we will shine
0:09:41 > 0:09:43# Oh-oh-oh
0:09:43 > 0:09:47# She needs a wild heart She needs a wild heart
0:09:47 > 0:09:49# I got a wild heart
0:09:49 > 0:09:51# Oh-oh-oh
0:09:51 > 0:09:55# She needs a wild heart She needs a wild heart
0:09:55 > 0:09:57# I got a wild heart
0:09:57 > 0:10:02# And I know it's late I know it's cold
0:10:02 > 0:10:06# But come right here I swear I'll never let you go
0:10:06 > 0:10:09# The way you move, it's wonderful
0:10:09 > 0:10:14# Let's do it now cos one day we'll both be old
0:10:14 > 0:10:15# Oh-whoa-oh!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18# Tonight we'll dance
0:10:18 > 0:10:24# I'll be yours and you'll be mine
0:10:24 > 0:10:26# We won't look back
0:10:26 > 0:10:31# Take my hand and we will shine
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# Oh-oh-oh
0:10:34 > 0:10:37# She needs a wild heart She needs a wild heart
0:10:37 > 0:10:40# I got a wild heart
0:10:40 > 0:10:41# Oh-oh-oh
0:10:41 > 0:10:45# She needs a wild heart She needs a wild heart
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# I got a wild heart. #
0:10:48 > 0:10:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Thank you.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53'An awesome performance from The Vamps.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56'Right, while I'm off to get Inel's new pet sorted out,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59'why don't you check and see what Rudy and Boyyer are up to?'
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Uh-oh! Chocolates, are you trying to say sorry or something, bruv?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I've seen that face 1,000 times, bruv.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Ah, man's in the doghouse, ain't it, bruv?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Well, you're spending like a tenner, bruv.- Pathetic, bruv.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Is that any way to treat a lady, bruv?- My heart hurts, bruv.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22You should be ashamed of yourself, bruv.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Hang your head, bruv, hang your head.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30- Go back there and find something better, bruv.- Yeah, right...
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- What's he like, bruv? - Don't know, bruv.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43No, bruv!
0:11:49 > 0:11:54- Nah, nah, I think not! - What am I supposed to buy, then?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Look, tell us what you did, bruv,
0:11:57 > 0:12:00and we'll point you in the right direction.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- I can't say, I'm...too ashamed. - Look, spit it out, bruv.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09- We're here to help.- I clipped me toenails in the kitchen.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Well, is that it?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13She found one in her cereal.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16She thought she was eating Crunchy Nut...
0:12:16 > 0:12:18but they were just ordinarily cornflakes.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Get out of my shop, you nasty man!
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Nasty! Come out, man!- Rank-rot.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Botters!- Rank FF.- Mm.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- BLONDIE:- 'Ah, finally, it's about time they got back to me!'
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- KNOCK AT DOOR - Er, what do you want?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I've come to see my daughter.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Well, she doesn't want to see you,
0:12:43 > 0:12:46so can you shut the door on your way out, please? Thank you.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Tristan tells me that you're no longer friends with Ruby
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- and Michelle.- Oh, my gosh! That boy is such a blabbermouth.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54This is precisely the reason why I don't tell him anything.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Look, whatever's happened between you, Ruby and Michelle,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58it's solvable, girl.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- How?- The only way you know how. Blondie's way.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Look, you're smart, you're cute, you're feisty...
0:13:04 > 0:13:08- Look, you'll think of a way. - You think so?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- BLONDIE SQUEALS - Oh, thanks, Mum.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Hold on, is that my perfume I can smell?
0:13:14 > 0:13:19- Child, I've been wearing this from time.- Oh, my golly, golly gosh!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Oh, my gosh! I thought I was half empty!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Liberties - the fragrance for girls.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Liberti-e-e-e... - HE COUGHS
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Liberties - meaning when something is completely and utterly...
0:13:38 > 0:13:40"not fair"!
0:13:41 > 0:13:47Taken from the popular 20th-century phrase "taking liberties".
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Don't cut me off mid-sentence! Serious liberties!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56So, welcome to the Stepton High Talent Show!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Oh, I can do this, I can do this.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06'Johnny's told me I've got to go outside for my new pet.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08'I wonder what it is?'
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Shhh, mate, check this out.- What?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I've had a great idea for a pet.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14- Yeah?- Oh, yeah, it's amazing.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18I've got a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend...
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Do you know him? - Kind of, yeah, yeah.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22..to bring down his amazing pet
0:14:22 > 0:14:24and once you've seen it in action, you'll want one for yourself.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Oh, wicked! - Yeah, needs a lot of space, though.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28A lot of space?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Hey, you didn't get me an elephant, did you?- No.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Oh.- Couldn't, mate, insurance was too high.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Oh, right.- Besides, I'm allergic.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Hold on, you're allergic to elephants?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Yeah, don't ask. BIRD SHRIEKS
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Wait, hold on, Inel, look up, look up!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Look, look.- Ah, you got me a bird!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46It's not a bird, Inel, it's a hawk.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48A hawk, yeah, sounds majestic.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- I knew you'd like it.- Yeah.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54You know your garden at home, it's quite big, innit?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- I don't have a garden. I live in a flat, I've got a balcony.- Oh, right.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Well... It'll be all right, just stick a perch up or something.- Yeah?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Hawks basically take care of themselves.- Right.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Here you are, stick this on, we'll get him down.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oh, it's coming in fast already!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Oh, it's got its talons out.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Oh. Oh, no.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Oh...
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Inel, it's probably more scared of you than you are of it.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19I don't think so!
0:15:19 > 0:15:20- HAWK SHRIEKS - Ahh!
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Ah, ah! - HE WHIMPERS
0:15:26 > 0:15:30What's wrong, Inel? I thought you liked ANGRY BIRDS!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Pfft! Pfft!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34HAWK SHRIEKS
0:15:35 > 0:15:39'Let's head over to The Salon. I wonder if she'll like it?'
0:15:43 > 0:15:50- Welcome to the great Ernesto Salon. - And me, Julio.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Picasso once said...
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- Julio, some music, please. - Sure thing, Ernesto.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Julio, speed up the tempo! MUSIC SPEEDS UP
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Julio, I am ready. Scissors!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Scissors.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21# Bom bom-bom bom. Bwom, bwom
0:16:21 > 0:16:22# Bwom, bwom. #
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Julio, shears.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Shears. - SHE MOUTHS
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Chain saw.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:34 > 0:16:37What have I done?! It is a disaster!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I am a fraud!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I must hide, for I don't want the world to see me.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I like it.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- What did she say? - She says she likes it.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Well, of course she likes it, I am the great Ernesto, you fool.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Louder.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10APPLAUSE AND CHEERING IS AMPLIFIED
0:17:10 > 0:17:13'Make sure you put your phones on silent
0:17:13 > 0:17:15'cos it's time for Chatty Mates.'
0:17:15 > 0:17:20# Ain't no stopping us now We've got the groove
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Oh, my gosh, Moby, you're going to have to help me.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24What's happened, Shelly,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27you haven't been left in the washing machine again, have you?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- My gosh, it's worse than that. - What, dropped in the toilet?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31No, baby Nathan's round.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32- Again?- Again.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Oh, no, it's worse than I suspected.- Mm.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- I thought you said they'd put him down?- That's what I thought.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Turns out they put him down to sleep to recharge his batteries.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44But the beast is back and he's bigger and he's worse than ever.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Oh, no, he hasn't taken your back cover off, has he?- Worse.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50What, dropped you from a great height?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Even worse than that, he's teething. - Oh, my goodness!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- I know.- And you're not even water-resistant.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- I know.- Or scratch-proof.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- I know! Oh, oh, ooh! - Shelly, what's happening?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Oh, my goodness, you're not going to believe this.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Claudia, she's only gone and got a dog, ain't she.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- DOG GROWLS - Oh, what are they like?!
0:18:10 > 0:18:14'Let's head over to our two favourite game reviewers,
0:18:14 > 0:18:15'the Gamer Geeks.'
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Wait for me.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Right. One, two, three!
0:18:26 > 0:18:32Hiya, gamers, MadJimbo28, Elite Guild on Extreme Risk 6, here.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37And I'm Shotcaller007 - MVP on custom league, Pro Soccer 14.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39And welcome to another edition of...
0:18:39 > 0:18:42BOTH: Super Game Reviewers.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44That's right.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Now, last time, we were trying to improve our character's
0:18:47 > 0:18:49coordination points, unsuccessfully.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53But today, we're confident it's going to be a much more awesome addition
0:18:53 > 0:18:56as we tackle the ultimate challenge, the duel!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Game on!- Game on!
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Right. Now, Shotcaller007 is about to participate in a safety duel
0:19:03 > 0:19:05with another player.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09That means that even if he loses, he won't miss any life points.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11I would never risk my character's life
0:19:11 > 0:19:13after putting in so much work on him.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Oh, no, if you did that, and you lost, your character would
0:19:17 > 0:19:20get killed and then you'd have to start again from scratch.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Yeah, and I would not like that.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23No.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Oh, yes! I won my safety duel.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Well done.- Oh, what's this?
0:19:29 > 0:19:33FireDuel13 challenged me to a real duel.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Could you imagine if I pressed that button and accepted?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Ha-ha-ha, that would be manic.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41I mean, imagine putting your character's life on the line
0:19:41 > 0:19:43and all I'd have to do is press that button.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- But I know you wouldn't do it because...- Oh!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Oh, no! You've accepted the duel!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Ah!- What do I do?- Fight!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- 'Hi, Joe, I need you to take the dog for a walk.'- Leave me alone, Mum!
0:19:55 > 0:20:00I'm fighting for my life up here! Stay back!
0:20:00 > 0:20:01- That's it.- Stay back!
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- Protect your right shoulder! - Stay back! Ah...
0:20:05 > 0:20:08She's lining up for a power strike!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10No!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14She killed me!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19SHOTCALLER007 SOBS
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I'm sorry for your loss, Shotcaller007.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23He was a great character.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25He was more than a character.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- He was my friend. - I don't know how you must feel.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33For losing a character that you put in over
0:20:33 > 0:20:36172 hours of gaming to create.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Well, you don't know how it feels,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42no gamer should have to watch their avatar die!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Especially to a girl.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- Just get out.- Would you like me to say a few words first?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Get out.- OK.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I'll put this here.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Why?- Cos it's yours.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04I don't... Take the hanger if you want.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Really, really, really sorry. - Get out.- But I forgot my coat.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Oh, that's not my coat. - Oh, why are you here? Why?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- I thought that was my coat. - Please, leave.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh, I'll ask your mum if she's got it.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Surely not again?
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Your mum says if I'm going home now you need to go for a walk with her.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Get out!- OK.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52'We'll leave Shotcaller alone to grieve in peace.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55'Meanwhile, we'll rush back to the studio to wrap things up.'
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Now, Johnny, before you embark on another one of your,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00"Let's get Inel a new pet" schemes...
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- I will admit, The Hulk was a bit of a disaster.- Huh!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Yes, it was a disaster.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11No pet is ever, EVER going to replace Leon,
0:22:11 > 0:22:15so let's just drink a ginger beer and remember his good bits.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19# Every step I take
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- # Oh, no - Every move I make
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- # I'll miss you - Every single day
0:22:26 > 0:22:30# Every time I pray I'll be missing you
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Rest in peace, brother. Rest in peace.- Yeah.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Oh, cheers, man.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Keep going.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Oh, so you won't want the new pet that I got for you, then, Inel?
0:22:45 > 0:22:49No, I do not want any of your deranged pet ideas.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- And... Well, to be honest...- What?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53I've got to tell you a little something.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56The reason I like fish so much is, well...
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I'm a little bit scared of animals.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04So you won't want the...
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- ..pet that I've got for you over here?- What pet?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10This one.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15- Can you tell what it is? - Let me see, let me see!
0:23:15 > 0:23:18EMOTIONAL MUSIC
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- AUDIENCE:- Aw! - Oh, wow! Ha-ha!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Look at that, it's perfect, Johnny! - I know.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26The smile on his face just makes it all worth it.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Right, now Inel's back to being happy, time to sign off, guys.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32We're going to keep making it look good.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35The only way Johnny and Inel could. Aha!
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- Hit the music. I fancy fish and chips for dinner.- You what?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Yeah, fish and chips.- Hey!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Chill out!- That's offensive, man.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Chill out, chill out.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47On your feet, everybody...
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Yeah!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Yeah, yeah, yeah!