Episode 12

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hello and welcome to the Johnny and Inel show, guys.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# As mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Now we got a show on CBBC

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Sure all of my fans will be happy to see me

0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It's sick cos the time is here

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# We're doing well as you can tell

0:00:25 > 0:00:27- # So here comes the show with Johnny - And Inel. #

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Coming up on the show...

0:00:31 > 0:00:34..a fantastic performance from Gabz!

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Baggit!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Thanks for your custom, come again.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Eh, yo, don't forget your change.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Blondie!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Blondie! Into position, please, you're up next.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh...

0:00:51 > 0:00:53I can do this, I can do this.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57So, let's get the show started.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00CHEERING

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Hello and welcome to the Johnny and Inel show.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- We've got a top show lined up for you guys.- Mm-hm.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12So let's start off with Greet of the Week.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I've got a Greet of the Week.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17What? All right then, mate, come on up here and let's give it a go.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19We're all about equal opportunities.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Aaah! TOES CRUNCH

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Sorry, sorry!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25It's all right, I've still got nine more of them little beauties.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Oh, that's fantastic. I love that one, nice one.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35It's all right. Didn't involve me, did it?

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Let's crack on with the show, shall we?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Later in the show we have a performance from Gabz.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh, I'm so excited!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Let's get this show rollin'! Let's cut to a sketch!

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Now it's time for more crazy characters in the ring with WWJI.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Tonight we finally get to see

0:01:53 > 0:01:55The Taxi Driver...

0:01:56 > 0:02:00..take on The Librarian.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Oi, I'm going to take you down to China Town!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Shhh!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Then we're going to get stuck in traffic... Shhh!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Then I'm going to take you on one of the three more expensive

0:02:11 > 0:02:13scenic routes. Shh!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15And I won't be able to hear your protestations

0:02:15 > 0:02:19because I'm going to be listening to Jinel loudly on the radio.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I'm going to file you under N for nobody.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Then I'm going to fine you 27 pence.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33- Taking it a bit far. - Then I'm going to shhh...

0:02:33 > 0:02:35you into submission.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39What a clash that promises to be.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Tickets go on sale midnight tonight. Book now to avoid disappointment.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51It's a big day at the Rampz for Chad and Daryl.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56It's the day of the competition here at the Rampz,

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- and how are you feeling, Daryl? - Ha, me?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02I'm not feeling anything yet. This is like auto-pilot for me.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03It's natural, yeah.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Daryl, if you want to enter this competition

0:03:05 > 0:03:07you're going to have to take those stabilisers off.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Er, what? Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oi, ssh, man, it doesn't matter, yeah?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I can still win this competition even with or without

0:03:14 > 0:03:15the stabilisers, yeah?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Look, look, look, let me make it real simple

0:03:17 > 0:03:19so you can understand, yeah?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22It's like a Tiger, yeah, can still hunt without his stripes.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Bam!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Is that actually true?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Of course, it must be true, cos lions ain't got no stripes

0:03:28 > 0:03:30and they hunt good.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Right, well, Daryl's feeling confident, so what about you, Chad?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Are you feeling hopeful about the competition?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Why wouldn't I feel confident?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I mean, yeah, you know, I took a pretty mega fall yesterday,

0:03:43 > 0:03:45you know, got a crazy gash on my leg,

0:03:45 > 0:03:48but, you know, that's just like a day in the life

0:03:48 > 0:03:51of an epic street skater like me.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Is that the big gash there?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58But, you know, I'll fight on cos I'm cool like that.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01But I've had worse than this, way worse, haven't I, Glenn?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03I don't know, I wasn't there.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04OK, well, Glenn wasn't there,

0:04:04 > 0:04:07but, like, I've had crazy gashes on my arms, like...

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Yeah, yeah, Chad, that's great.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Wow, it's that girl again.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! No, man!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Hey, Milly.- This is so not cool.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29These ramps are for epic people only.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:04:30 > 0:04:33come back when you've got four wheels, Scooter McScooterson.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Boom!- Oh, come on, guys.- No!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Looks like the heat's on in the competition.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39More from the Rampz later.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Right, let's start off with Greet of the Week.- What?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I've got a Greet of the Week.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51All right, mate, why don't you jump up and let's give it a go.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53We're all about equal opportunities.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54TOES CRUNCH Ow!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Sorry, sorry!

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- What you doing? That's the second time today, mate.- What?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Inel, we've done all this.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06What you talking about? We always start off with Greet of the Week.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I must be having deja vu.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Yeah!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Johnny, Johnny, what you doin'? We've only just begun the show.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Look at the time line.

0:05:16 > 0:05:22Two minutes 45? What? We've got to be further in to the show than that.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Just get on with it!

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Oh, that was fantastic. I like that one. Nice one, yeah.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Still didn't involve me.- Never mind.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Tell everybody what's happening on the show.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I swear we did all this.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh, I'm so excited! Let's get the show rolling.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Let's cut to a sketch.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Did I start the show earlier? I did. I know I did.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Why's Inel not realising it?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50The Only Way Is Blondie.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Oh, my golly, golly gosh, how rude of me!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56I almost forgot to wish you good luck with tonight's performance.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00When you're out there on the stage really enjoy yourself,

0:06:00 > 0:06:04cos it's the last time that you're going to be in the spotlight.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07CHEERING

0:06:07 > 0:06:10So, welcome to the Stepton High Talent Show!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Remember, inner chi.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20It's a tree!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23..With one of the favourites for tonight's competition.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Well, you've seen her make-up range, you've heard her catchphrases.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Guys, give it up for Shanice.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Hey to all my people out there!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38So, Shanice, how does it feel to be one of the favourites

0:06:38 > 0:06:40for tonight's competition?

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Well...

0:06:41 > 0:06:43MICROPHONE SQUEALS

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Well, you know, I thought I'd be surprised when I heard the news

0:06:47 > 0:06:49this morning, but in actual fact I was...

0:06:49 > 0:06:52MAKES ANIMALS SOUNDS

0:06:54 > 0:06:55It's a monkey.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59..and tonight I'm going to prove it

0:06:59 > 0:07:02by winning this talent show right now.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:04 > 0:07:06The elephant...

0:07:06 > 0:07:09MAKES ELEPHANT NOISE

0:07:09 > 0:07:13SONG: "Independent Woman" by Destiny's Child

0:07:14 > 0:07:16# The watch I'm wearing I bought it

0:07:16 > 0:07:19# The house I live in I bought it

0:07:19 > 0:07:21# The car I'm driving I bought it

0:07:21 > 0:07:24# I depend on me I depend on me

0:07:24 > 0:07:26# All the women who independent

0:07:26 > 0:07:29# Throw your hands up at me... #

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Get up! Get up!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36# All the mommas who profit dollars

0:07:36 > 0:07:38# Throw your hands up at me

0:07:38 > 0:07:41# All the ladies who truly feel me

0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Throw your hands up at me

0:07:43 > 0:07:46# Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that

0:07:46 > 0:07:48# Charlie, how your Angels get down like that

0:07:48 > 0:07:51# Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that

0:07:51 > 0:07:53# Charlie, how your Angels get down like that... #

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Oh, my gosh, Shanice!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59That performance was absolutely fantastic.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00I was like, "Oh, my gosh!"

0:08:00 > 0:08:03You should be well proud of yourself. Take a bow.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04OK, fair enough.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh, my days! Oh, my days!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13The way they buckled! Did you see? It was like buck-buck-buckaroo!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Blondie, into position, please! You're up next.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh my gosh!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I can do this. I can do this.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25WE can do this!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Together we can.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31ALL: I'm sorry!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Jinx!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby,

0:08:36 > 0:08:38I'm being serious now.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Like, I'm really sorry.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42I shouldn't have pushed the both of you away.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45That's, like, really bad and selfish of me, cos, like, being BFFs

0:08:45 > 0:08:48means, like, for ever. Hug!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Now that I've got my friends back, now it's time for us to show

0:08:54 > 0:08:56the world what the Destiny's Child

0:08:56 > 0:08:58All The Single Ladies Super Dance Group

0:08:58 > 0:09:01are all about. Yes!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Great to see Blondie and the girls back together.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Now let's head over to the supermarket. Baggit!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Where's Boyyer today?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- He's...yeah, yeah, Boyyer's not in today...- Aww.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20..but you can use our self-service check out machine, bro.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Ooh! Oh, thank you.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Beep!- Oh!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Beep!- He-he-he!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Urr! Unexpected item in the bagging area.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Oh...

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Urr! Unexpected item in the bagging area, bruv!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Urr! Don't let me have to tell you again, yeah?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Excuse me?- Thief!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- I think there's something wrong with your machine.- Thief!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- She's trying to thief out all the tings dem!- I think it's broken!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Yo, Police!- Oh, I'm not trying to steal from you.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I'd like to report a robbery, yeah?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Someone was trying to thief all of the food.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Fine! Fine!

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Beep!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10That'll be £2.48, please.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Thank you. Thanks for your custom. Come again.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Eh, yo! Don't forget your change.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Thank you. - No worries. Have a nice day.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Safe, bruv.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:10:38 > 0:10:41# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes... #

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Hold up, hold up. Inel, stop walking.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Hold up, what's going on here?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50We should be in the sketch by now, I know we should.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53I'm good in that one as well. Oh, not this again.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55We've done this already.

0:10:55 > 0:11:00Welcome back to the Johnny Kyle show with my guest today, Goldilocks.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Let me get this straight...

0:11:01 > 0:11:06You not only have broken into their house, eaten their porridge,

0:11:06 > 0:11:10broken their furniture and actually had the cheek to have a kip

0:11:10 > 0:11:11in their bed!

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Actually, if you must know, it was only Baby Bear's bed.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17BABY BEAR CRIES

0:11:17 > 0:11:19There, there, Baby Bear, it'll be all right.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21It was their own fault.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25I don't know what twisted little world you're living in, young lady,

0:11:25 > 0:11:29where you think it's OK to go wandering into someone's house,

0:11:29 > 0:11:32uninvited, break their furniture!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34I mean, where were you raised - the woods?!

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Preach!

0:11:35 > 0:11:39How dare you? Not even my own dad speaks to me like that.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Well, maybe, just maybe, if he had spoken to you like that

0:11:43 > 0:11:48you would've been raised with enough decency to actually apologise

0:11:48 > 0:11:52to this poor family and stop acting like a spoilt little brat!

0:11:52 > 0:11:58I am a person, a human being, and you do not talk to me like that,

0:11:58 > 0:12:01OK? Especially when they are just a pack of animals.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03BABY BEAR CRIES

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh, be quiet, you big baby!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08And you, I don't know why you're moaning about your porridge.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12- It was HARDLY award-winning. - It is, it is!- And you,

0:12:12 > 0:12:15I do not know why you would plan a walk just after your wife

0:12:15 > 0:12:18has been slaving away in the kitchen all morning making you porridge.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Talk about unappreciative! - I do appreciate, I do appreciate.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24If anything, I did you a favour eating your porridge.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26It would have been stone-cold. So, great idea.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I would've warmed it up in the microwave.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32And you... I just don't like you.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34I have had about enough of this!

0:12:34 > 0:12:39Nobody - I said, nobody - talks to me like that on my show!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Get her out of here now! - Don't touch me.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Do not touch... Do not put your hands on me.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Hold up.- Thank you.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48I've had a better idea. Back off. Back off.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Look away, this could get messy.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56What? What are you doing? What do you think you're doing?

0:12:56 > 0:13:00GROWLING

0:13:00 > 0:13:02FEMALE SCREAMS

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Ow!

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Sorry.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Sorry means you've changed behaviour. You've got no spatial awareness.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15This is your greet...

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- How did you know that? - It's been done already.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Look, guys, this show keeps jumping all over the place.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27We've started the show three times already.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31Next thing you know, we'll be jumping back to the start of the show again!

0:13:34 > 0:13:35RINGING

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:13:37 > 0:13:40# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes... #

0:13:40 > 0:13:44No! Stop, stop, stop, stop! Stop, please!

0:13:44 > 0:13:45I've got a greet of the week.

0:13:45 > 0:13:50- All right, then, mate. Jump up and let's give it a go.- Sit down, Suzie.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53You've been treading on my toes ALL day. I've already had to do

0:13:53 > 0:13:54three greets today.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Now, I've worked out what's going on here.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Some tyrant at home keeps fast- forwarding and rewinding the show.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05Well, I tell you what, I'm not going to march to the beat of your drum.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08You might be able to get SOME sheep on TV to do it

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- but I'm not one of them.- How rude!

0:14:11 > 0:14:15You think I like repeating myself over and over on TV, do you, yeah?

0:14:15 > 0:14:16One minute, 20.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Hello and welcome to the Johnny and Inel Show, guys!

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Five minutes, 40.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23A-ha!

0:14:23 > 0:14:2420 seconds in.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26The sun's out shining, I better stop rhyming,

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Mum's always telling me, fix up your timing! Ha!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Do you know how many times I have to dress up as a woman on this show?

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Every single episode!

0:14:35 > 0:14:39How many times has Johnny done it? None! Exactly.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Do you see me complaining, though? No! I just get on with it,

0:14:42 > 0:14:45because that's what it is - it's On Demand!

0:14:45 > 0:14:49People can fast forward and rewind TV whenever they like nowadays.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Do you think I like it when people pause me mid-sentence,

0:14:52 > 0:14:54while they go out to make a cup of tea?!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58That's not a problem for me, Inel.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Doesn't matter you pause me, I still look good.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Hey! Yeah!- No!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I can't stop doing it!

0:15:11 > 0:15:15Hello and welcome to the Johnny and Inel Show, guys!

0:15:15 > 0:15:17CHEERING

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Please stop! Will you have some mercy?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- (Say your line.) - Why do you always smile?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26We're trapped in here!

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Cos I'm happy!

0:15:27 > 0:15:29LAUGHTER

0:15:29 > 0:15:32This is a message for the person at home, OK?

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Just watch the show as it was intended to be watched, OK?

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Nice try, Johnny, but we're fast-forwarding to the Rampz

0:15:43 > 0:15:45and it's competition time.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55All right. Next up, we have Daryl Walker.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Good luck, Daryl! - Got this. Don't need no luck.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15LAUGHTER

0:16:15 > 0:16:17What a loser!

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Yo, don't I even get bonus points for that?- I don't think so, Daryl.

0:16:23 > 0:16:28So, after that, erm, interesting performance, Daryl scores

0:16:28 > 0:16:32- a three out of ten. - This thing's rigged, you know.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Next up, we have...Chad Walker.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39APPLAUSE

0:16:39 > 0:16:42So, with Daryl doing so badly, you have a real chance here, Chad,

0:16:42 > 0:16:46to win this competition and banish him from the rampz.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Yeah, man, it's great. It's time to take back control for the skaters

0:16:49 > 0:16:53and the only way that's going to happen is if the skaters get

0:16:53 > 0:16:55a real hero. And that's me - Chad.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I'm the hero. It's me, it's me. Let's do this!

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- You all right there, Daryl? - I'm stuck, man. I'm stuck.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Ain't no-one going to help?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10ALL: Go, Skate Till Late!

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Right, back off, guys. Things are going to get serious.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Right now, make sure you catch this,

0:17:16 > 0:17:18cos things are never going to be the same again.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20All right, we're rolling.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Look out!- Argh! Oh, man!

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Argh! Oh, no! A real wound!

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Oh, God! So much blood!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Argh!

0:17:38 > 0:17:39I'm going dizzy.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43No! Too weak.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46And the winner of the 2014 Rampz Competition is...

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- ..Milly, on her scooter! - Well done, Milly!

0:17:51 > 0:17:55APPLAUSE

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Well?- Well, what?

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- Well, get on your bike and leave the rampz, Daryl. I run them now.- What?

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- You heard me - get out of here. - Fine.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Wow, that was so cool, Milly.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Nice one.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Yeah, you're going, as well. This is scooter territory now.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24So harsh! Let's go, Skate Till Late.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29So, that's competition over.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32It looks like it might be the end of the Skate Till Late crew.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36As for Daryl Biker Boss, will he be returning to his stabilisers?

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Daryl?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Daryl, are you all... Are you all right there?

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Daryl...should you really do that?

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Daryl...

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Oh, never mind.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Well, that brings us to the end of our exclusive look

0:19:06 > 0:19:08at the skate rampz.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13It's been...interesting.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17All the best to Chad and Daryl.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Kids...you being bullied at school?

0:19:34 > 0:19:38Kids calling you names? You being pushed around a bit?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Then, you need this...

0:19:41 > 0:19:44MASS GASPING

0:19:44 > 0:19:48That's right. For just £20, you can have this state-of-the-art

0:19:48 > 0:19:52anti-bullying device, which is currently taking America by storm.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56With its thin, shell-like shell on the outside, housing that

0:19:56 > 0:19:58yellow and white runny liquid on the inside,

0:19:58 > 0:20:02it's the perfect antidote to any of your bullying situations.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Deliberately bumping into you? Bump him with an egg!

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Making fun of your glasses? Bump him with an egg!

0:20:09 > 0:20:13Only £20! Order now while stocks last.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17And for an extra £5, you can get this state-of-the-art protective casing.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Oh, my gosh, now it's time for Destiny's Child,

0:20:22 > 0:20:25All The Single Ladies Super-Talented Dance Troupe to claim their crown!

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- # Who run the world?- Girls! - Who run the world?- Girls!

0:20:30 > 0:20:34- # Who run the world?- Girls! - Who run this motha?- Girls!

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- # Who run this motha?- Girls! - Who run this motha?- Girls!

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- # Who run this motha?- Girls! - # Who run?! #

0:20:40 > 0:20:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Oh, my gosh, my mum's here.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Hi, Mum!

0:20:51 > 0:20:56Oh, my gosh! I've won, I've won, I've won! I've won!

0:20:56 > 0:20:59My performance was, like, perf! It was, like, totes ridic!

0:20:59 > 0:21:04It was proper amazing! Oh, I'm gushing! I'm proper proud of myself!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Obviously you girls are awesome, as well. Goes without saying.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Standard!- Regular!

0:21:09 > 0:21:14Oh, my gosh, I'm so relieved. I've been through so much this last term.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18I feel like I need to retire. So many pressures in my life right now,

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I don't know how I got through it all, but I did.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24Oh, I promised, not on TV, not on TV!

0:21:25 > 0:21:27BLOWING

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Rubes, what are you doing?!- Sorry.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Now that the drama's over,

0:21:31 > 0:21:34I can go back to being the most popular girl in school!

0:21:34 > 0:21:35Ha-ha! I just won!

0:21:35 > 0:21:41- Oh, my days, you'll never guess who's just got with your mum?!- Who?!

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Oh, my golly, golly,

0:21:45 > 0:21:49g-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-sh!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52See you later, Blondie. It's been amazing!

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Finally, the show's back to normal.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59From her first auditions on Britain's Got Talent

0:21:59 > 0:22:02this young performer's been amazing audiences everywhere!

0:22:02 > 0:22:06And now, performing her second single, Lie There,

0:22:06 > 0:22:09guys, give it up for the amazing Gabz!

0:22:09 > 0:22:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:12 > 0:22:15MUSIC: "Lie There" by Gabz Gardiner

0:22:18 > 0:22:21# I just take my heart and let go of your hand

0:22:21 > 0:22:24# And bury it right in the sand and just lie there

0:22:24 > 0:22:28# Just lie there, just lie there

0:22:29 > 0:22:33# Been here a couple times before For sure, but someone always ends up

0:22:33 > 0:22:36# Walking out the door Feels like love will never work out

0:22:36 > 0:22:39# It feels like I always end up getting let down

0:22:39 > 0:22:42# Now, I always ends up like I started at the start

0:22:42 > 0:22:45# And I wish we hadn't parted cos you broken my heart again

0:22:45 > 0:22:48# And we're friends in the end, like the trend

0:22:48 > 0:22:51# But I'll meet someone else and it starts over again

0:22:51 > 0:22:54# I just take my heart and let go of your hand

0:22:54 > 0:22:57# And bury it right in the sand and just lie there

0:22:57 > 0:23:01# Just lie there, just lie there Just lie there

0:23:01 > 0:23:05# I'll just get a box and lock away my tears

0:23:05 > 0:23:08# And watch the memories disappear and just lie there

0:23:08 > 0:23:12# Just lie there, just lie there

0:23:12 > 0:23:15# After that I say I'll never fall in love again

0:23:15 > 0:23:18# We meet and promise that we'll just be friends

0:23:18 > 0:23:21# We decide to get together and I think you're the one

0:23:21 > 0:23:23# Then you shoot through my heart like a laser gun

0:23:23 > 0:23:26# Now, I think I've fallen for that for the last time

0:23:26 > 0:23:29# So I'll forget about the boys and just stick to the rhymes

0:23:29 > 0:23:31# Again and we're friends in the end, like the trend

0:23:31 > 0:23:34# But I'll meet someone else and it starts over again

0:23:34 > 0:23:37# I'll just take a box and lock away my tears

0:23:37 > 0:23:41# And watch the memories disappear and just lie there... #

0:23:41 > 0:23:46- What an amazing performance that was from Gabz.- Yeah, absolutely amazing!

0:23:46 > 0:23:49I've got to be honest, it's been a bit of a weird episode, but...

0:23:49 > 0:23:51That's how On Demand works, I guess, Johnny.

0:23:51 > 0:23:56Well, I'm just pleased we got to end the episode in a normal fashion.

0:23:56 > 0:23:57Oh, yeah!

0:23:58 > 0:24:01What's going on!? Stop! No!

0:24:01 > 0:24:02RINGING

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, for goodness' sake!

0:24:04 > 0:24:06A-ha!