Episode 13

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hello and welcome to the Johnny and Inel show, guys.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:00:07 > 0:00:09I splash some water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes

0:00:09 > 0:00:11The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming

0:00:11 > 0:00:14As mum's always telling me, "Fix up your timing!"

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Now we got a show on CBBC

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Sure all of my fans will be happy to see me

0:00:18 > 0:00:20It's sick cos the time is here

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Now sit back relax and get ready to cheer

0:00:22 > 0:00:25BOTH: We're doing well as you can tell

0:00:25 > 0:00:27- So here comes the show with Johnny - And Inel.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30It's the last episode of the series, it's gonna be a great one.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Let's see what's coming up on the show.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34The Vamps...

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# So beautiful it made me stay... #

0:00:36 > 0:00:38The very best bits of Blondie.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42In fact it should be called the Blondie party, NOT a wrap party.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Check my credentials!

0:00:45 > 0:00:49And all the best guests from Bants in the Booth including

0:00:49 > 0:00:51The Saturdays.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Let's check out the preparations for the wrap party.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02You guys ready? We've got an end of series wrap party to get to.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Come on, Brennan, I want to dance.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Yeah, we're coming, aren't we, Johnny?- Inel, Inel!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Nobody turns up early to their own wrap party.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12I bet none of the guests are even there yet.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Well, I'm going. Free food!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17They're going.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Let them go.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22It's cool to be fashionably late and I know all about being cool.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Do ya?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I don't feel pressure.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Oh, yeah?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- You look good, man.- Do I?- Yeah.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I think I look pretty ridiculous. Don't you think, guys?

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Yeah!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Enjoy.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51# J-J-J-J-Johnny! #

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Is that what cool looks like, Johnny?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Let's see who else is coming to the wrap party.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Carter!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Blondie.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Your name's not on the list, you ain't coming in.- You lie!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06He said your name's not on the list, love.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Oh, my golly, golly gosh! Excuse me!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Do you not know who I am? I'm Blondie.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15I'm like the biggest star on the entire show.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18In fact, it should be called the Blondie party, NOT a wrap party.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Check my credentials!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26It's our favourite schoolgirl - Blondie!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Er, oh, my days, here are all my best bits.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Arrrgghhh!!

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Oh my golly, golly gosh!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Oh my golly, golly, golly gosh!

0:02:35 > 0:02:44Oh, my Go-o-od...!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47There's nothing to stop the new age Destiny's Child -

0:02:47 > 0:02:49we're gonna run this school.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56MUSIC: "Run The World" by Beyonce

0:03:13 > 0:03:15What do you want, Shanice?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Oh, it's on, Shanice.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19It couldn't be any more on.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Shanice, aren't you listening? I just said it's ON!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- On!- On didley on!

0:03:25 > 0:03:30- On-ony-on-on! - # On and on and on! #

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I don't think she heard me, girls.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37I said it's on, on, on, on!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42# On, on, on, on, on! #

0:03:42 > 0:03:44If you've quite finished.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Not yet.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49# On, on, on, on, on! #

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Now I'm done.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Uh-oh.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Let me tell you a little something,

0:03:56 > 0:03:58something about myself that you might not know, boys.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Seeing as you're new to all of this. You see this door here?

0:04:01 > 0:04:05It's mine, everything on this side of the door belongs to me.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07So, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna help you out

0:04:07 > 0:04:10so this little incident doesn't happen again.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17As you can see, my family's pretty crazy.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Insane in the membrane!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Insane in the brain.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24# Teach me how to dougie t-t-teach me how to dougie

0:04:24 > 0:04:27# Teach me how to dougie T-t-teach me how to dougie.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30# T-t-teach me how to dougie Teach me how to dougie... #

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Oh my days, mate.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- You'll never guess who's just got with your mum!- Who?!

0:04:36 > 0:04:44Oh my golly, golly gosh!

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Toodle-pip!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Arrivederci!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Au revoir! Oh, my gosh, that was like so funny.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54All right, you can go in.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Thank you.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh, my golly, golly, gosh!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05This party is long!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08It's gonna be even longer when I leave. Now!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12You can do it, Shotcaller.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16If you can defeat the evil dragon at the end of Age of Stonecross,

0:05:16 > 0:05:18this'll be a piece of cake.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21You're right, I should use my experience in games

0:05:21 > 0:05:25and online gaming to help me in real life.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Here are all the things I've learned.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Welcome back, gamers. Long time no game.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I'm Shotcaller007.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39And I'm madjimbo28. Game on!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Game on!- Game on!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43We want to have good-looking characters

0:05:43 > 0:05:46because on this game there's female characters.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49You wanna go on a cyber date!

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Shut up, Madjimbo, you do! - No, you do!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- You do!- You do!- You do.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59This is awesome. Look how fit I'm getting.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05SOCCER CHANTING

0:06:05 > 0:06:07- What are you doing? - I'm cheering you on.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12LOUD RATTLING

0:06:13 > 0:06:15BELL RINGS

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Stay back! Stay back!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23She killed me!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Now it's back to the real world.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28This lemon elixir of courage to get me suitably prepared.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Here goes!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Good luck, young Padawan!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44HE WHISPERS TO DJ

0:06:47 > 0:06:49What did she say?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51She said yes!

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Oh, no way! - I CAN play Justin Bieber.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Game on!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Scotch eggs - baggit

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Cherry muffin - baggit!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Sausage roll - baggit!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Rudy and Boyyer are being cheeky at the buffet. Let's see them

0:07:05 > 0:07:08back at the checkout in our favourite Baggit.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17All right, madam, bruv.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Streaky bacon - baggit!

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Box of raisins - baggit!

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Pack of raisins baggit!

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32I can't let you have that last item unless I see some ID first.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got to be 18 or over

0:07:34 > 0:07:35for to buy razor blades.

0:07:35 > 0:07:3680 or over?

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Well, I'm not 80 or over yet.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yo, bruv...

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Did she just say 18 or 80, bruv?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49I can't take that risk, boy.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50What you gonna use them for?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Well, I need to shave me legs.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Look, madam bruv, yeah,

0:08:01 > 0:08:05you need ID to prove you're over age. You get me, bruv?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07She don't get you, Boyyer.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I got this, I got this, I know how to talk to people.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12RAPS: Went to the club Waiting in the line

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Want to see Letitia Ain't seen her in time

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Man asked me if I had ID

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I didn't so I had to go home quickly.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Show me some ID or you ain't having the blades.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Unbaggit!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Purple toothbrush - baggit!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Hay fever tablets - baggit!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Shame Beanie and Fro Fro couldn't make it to the wrap party,

0:08:36 > 0:08:39but here are some of their best bits.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Eh, Beanie.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42What?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Where are you originally from?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49I come from the sunny island of Jamaica.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Can you shut up, please?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Cos Jamai-kin' me angry.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Hahaha!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Why did the squirrel swim backstroke?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03To keep his nuts dry! Hahaha!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05That's just rude, man.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08What do you call a boy sat under a cow?

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Me nah care.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Pat! Hahaha!

0:09:14 > 0:09:18What is invisible and smells of carrots?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- What is it? - Rabbit trumps. Hahaha!

0:09:23 > 0:09:28A man walks into the doctors and he says he keeps wetting himself.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32The doctor says, "Urine trouble".

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Hahaha!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Me nah find you funny, Fro Fro.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Beanie, they're just jokes.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Let's see who's the next guest at the wrap party.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Oh, it's the brothers from Rampz.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Whoa! Where do you think you're going?

0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Strictly no wheels. - Roll on, fellas, roll on.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Go on, off you pop.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Thanks, Regan and Carter, good door work.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01This is why we didn't want Chad and Daryl at the party.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Skate till late!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Big backa boss boom!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Look at these grinds, they're grinds! Grind!

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Where is my locally sourced piccalilli?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22What is going on with this thing?

0:10:29 > 0:10:32THEY LAUGH

0:10:34 > 0:10:38And people are like, "Hey, when are you gonna stop grinding, Chad?"

0:10:38 > 0:10:40I'm like, "Never!" Ain't that right, Glen?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43I don't know, I wasn't there.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46It's not as good as the one I had last year, you know,

0:10:46 > 0:10:50that was worth, like, 700 or something. Wasn't it, Glen?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Don't know, I wasn't there.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55But I've had worse like this, way worse, haven't I, Glen?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I don't know, I wasn't there.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05See it? Saw it? You caught that? Did you catch it?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06You caught it?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Johnny, we're gonna need to get a move on

0:11:08 > 0:11:10if we're gonna make it to our own party.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14We're not gonna make it to our own party.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15I'm going without you.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18OK, OK. I've finished getting ready.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22Finished getting ready? You should have been ready 15 minutes ago.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27Inel, do you know how much hard work and time it takes to maintain this?!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Do you think I just roll out of bed like this?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32The hair takes time and commitment.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Urgh, you sound like Ernesto!

0:11:35 > 0:11:38'Let's see some of The Salon's best bits to see what I'm talking about.'

0:11:38 > 0:11:42Welcome to the great Ernesto Salon.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45And me, Julio.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Julio, give me some music.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Julio...

0:11:54 > 0:11:55- lightning!- Lightning!

0:11:57 > 0:12:00'What's he going to do with that?!'

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Kipper!

0:12:01 > 0:12:03'Isn't that my lunch?'

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Ramon noodle.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10'I'm pretty sure you don't cut hair with them.'

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Julio, feathers!

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Feathers.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18HE COOS

0:12:18 > 0:12:19HE CAWS

0:12:19 > 0:12:21'Looks like a live bird, that.'

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Onions!- Oni-oni-oni!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29'I've got tears in me eyes.'

0:12:31 > 0:12:33'What's he doing with that?'

0:12:33 > 0:12:35'Oh, you need the sun.'

0:12:36 > 0:12:37I am done! Voila!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39'I don't know if she's going to like it.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41'That's my favourite, that one.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- 'Oh, no.- I used to have hair like that as a kid.'

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I don't like it.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Julio.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Eat!

0:12:51 > 0:12:54'Oh, he's going to go.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56'He's gone.'

0:12:56 > 0:12:58I hope I never have to go to the Salon.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'd love to go the booth, though, for a bit of bants.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07# Bants in the booth. #

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Is that The Saturdays? - Nah, that can't be The Saturdays.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Hi!- Hello!

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Hi, it's me.- Conor Maynard! This is awesome!

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Who's that?- Is that MKS? No! No!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I've been waiting for this day. What's going on, girls?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Are you really Wretch or are you, like, a fake Wretch?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30No, I think it's me because I can tell by the shirt.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- It's Doc Brown.- Ah, wicked. How you doing, Doc Brown? Are you cool?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- What's happening? - Give me some skin, bruv. Respect!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Me as well. Me as well.

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Oh, hello!

0:13:46 > 0:13:51What other CBBC shows are there that you particularly like?

0:13:51 > 0:13:55I like shows that make me laugh with sketches, maybe a bit of music,

0:13:55 > 0:13:58interesting characters, costumes, silly wigs, stuff like that.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01But there's nothing out there.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04No, I watch your show. I love it, man.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Who's got the most embarrassing music in their collection?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- I would personally say Molly. - Probably me.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Although I don't think so, but the girls don't really let me

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- play the iPod in the car.- What's embarrassing is sometimes in the car

0:14:16 > 0:14:18and she's full-blast listening to us, The Saturdays!

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- I'm a fan of the band. - Yeah, I'm the same.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22I like the sound of my own voice as well.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Always listening to me own tracks.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25HE WHISTLES

0:14:27 > 0:14:28One more time!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny

0:14:30 > 0:14:32# And Inel

0:14:32 > 0:14:33# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny

0:14:33 > 0:14:35# And Inel

0:14:35 > 0:14:36# But mainly Johnny

0:14:36 > 0:14:38# Yeah, mainly Johnny

0:14:38 > 0:14:43# And then there's Conor Maynard. #

0:14:43 > 0:14:47I'll be real with you. I don't think I've ever shared that with anybody,

0:14:47 > 0:14:49so that's a world exclusive.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- One, two, three. Hold that. - Hold it there.- Hold that.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Hold it.- Hold it there.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00It's coming now.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01- Hold it.- Hold it.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Hold it.- Hold it.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Hold it. Hold it.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Hold it. Hold it.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Oh!

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Here's a chatty duo that are definitely not

0:15:20 > 0:15:21coming to the party.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Hiya.- You all right? How are you doing?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27- Good, yeah.- Yeah, I'm good.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Hang about. What's this? New wallpaper?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Oh, that. That's nothing.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- I just fancied a change, didn't I?- Oh, come off it.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36You've had that wallpaper since factory.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Trying to impress someone, are we? - Oh, shut up!

0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Maybe.- See, I know you better than your own user manual.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Who is it?

0:15:44 > 0:15:48- Oh, just some device. He's coming over today.- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- So, is he better than the last one with his micro-SIM?- Oh, yeah.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- This one's well different. - Different, is he?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Yeah, proper different. He's got, like, 30 megapixel camera.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59- 30 megapixel camera?- Yeah.- Fancy.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Mmm. Full HD, true colour screen

0:16:02 > 0:16:05and he's got a slim, aluminium chamfered-edge body.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- Chamfered-edge body? - Yeah, well chamfered.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Oh, nice. Go on. Go on.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Expandable storage.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Oh, my days.- Mmmm.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18And he's got a massive 7.3 inch touch-screen.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20He's got 7.3 inches?

0:16:20 > 0:16:237.3 inches of super-sensitive multi touch.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Ding dong merrily on Wi-Fi!

0:16:26 > 0:16:27I know. Proper device.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- He sounds it. - Mmm-hmm. His name's Pablo.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Right. Well, you've got my attention, Shelly.

0:16:33 > 0:16:34He sounds well impressive.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36So, when am I going to get to meet him?

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Oh, you get to meet him now. He's coming. He's coming.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet. Don't let on. Don't let on.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Hi! I'm Shelly.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Hola. I am Pablo.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Oh!

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Oh, no! I think she has crashed.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Oh, what is she like?

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Now for the highlight of the party, let's give it up for the Vamps.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05I'm going.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Hold on. Hold on. I'm coming. - We're going to miss the Vamps.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11# I was walking away

0:17:11 > 0:17:16# But she's so beautiful it made me stay

0:17:17 > 0:17:20# I don't know her name

0:17:20 > 0:17:24# But I'm hoping she might feel the same

0:17:25 > 0:17:27# Here I go again

0:17:27 > 0:17:29# She got my heart again

0:17:29 > 0:17:32# Tonight we'll dance

0:17:32 > 0:17:37# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

0:17:37 > 0:17:40# We won't look back

0:17:40 > 0:17:46# Take my hand and we will shine

0:17:46 > 0:17:47# Whoa oh oh

0:17:47 > 0:17:49# She needs a wild heart

0:17:49 > 0:17:51# She needs a wild heart

0:17:51 > 0:17:53# I've got a wild heart. #

0:17:59 > 0:18:01One, two, three, four!

0:18:01 > 0:18:04# Stay here, my dear

0:18:04 > 0:18:08# Feels like I've been standing right here for years

0:18:10 > 0:18:12# My mind's beat up

0:18:12 > 0:18:14# Tell me that you feel this

0:18:14 > 0:18:17# That I won't give up

0:18:17 > 0:18:19# I won't give up

0:18:19 > 0:18:22# Tonight we'll dance

0:18:22 > 0:18:28# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

0:18:28 > 0:18:30# We won't look back

0:18:30 > 0:18:35# Take my hand and we will shine

0:18:35 > 0:18:37# Whoa oh oh

0:18:37 > 0:18:39# She needs a wild heart

0:18:39 > 0:18:42# She needs a wild heart

0:18:42 > 0:18:44# I've got a wild heart

0:18:44 > 0:18:47# Tonight we'll dance

0:18:47 > 0:18:52# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

0:18:52 > 0:18:54# We won't look back

0:18:54 > 0:19:00# Take my hand and we will shine

0:19:00 > 0:19:01# Whoa oh oh

0:19:01 > 0:19:04# She needs a wild heart

0:19:04 > 0:19:06# She needs a wild heart

0:19:06 > 0:19:08# I've got a wild heart

0:19:08 > 0:19:10# Whoa oh oh

0:19:10 > 0:19:12# She needs a wild heart

0:19:12 > 0:19:14# She needs a wild heart

0:19:14 > 0:19:16# I've got a wild heart. #

0:19:18 > 0:19:21- What a great party. We should have got here earlier, Inel.- Ohh!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Uh-oh. Looks like our producer Dinah is having some trouble

0:19:26 > 0:19:27with some gate crashers.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Sshhh! Sshhh!

0:19:29 > 0:19:32GROWLING

0:19:32 > 0:19:33I know, I know. I hear you.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Sshhh!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I hear you. I know what you're saying, it's getting out of hand.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Yep. Uh-hm.- Sshhh!

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Well, if it carries on like this,

0:19:43 > 0:19:46I'll put a lifetime ban on the Librarian.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Right?

0:19:47 > 0:19:52Those guys were from WWJI, along with these other crazy characters.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I'll be your waiter this evening.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09I'm going to serve you up a delicious array of moves.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13To start, I will tip your soup all over your lap.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Next, I will sprinkle my dandruff...

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Urgh! Dandruff.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19..all over you beef Wellington!

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Can't eat this now!- And to finish, I will serve your dinner

0:20:23 > 0:20:27in an extremely hot place which I will not have warned you about.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Oh, yeah?- Enjoy.- Oh, yeah?

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Well, I'm going to waddle on over there and peck at your ankle.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35That's right. Then I'm going to go up there in your face

0:20:35 > 0:20:37and start quacking real loud.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Quack, quack! Quack, quack!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Then I'm going to feed you some stale, mouldy bread

0:20:42 > 0:20:44and see how you like it.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45That's fighting talk.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48You ain't going to get out of here dry, sucker!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Do not miss out on this once in a lifetime event.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Quack quack. Quack quack.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Tickets go on sale midnight tonight. Be there or be square.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Sshhh!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00All right, I got the message, Librarian.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Oh, but it looks like we missed all the fun.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Where is everybody?- Yeah, I know.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Not a Scotch egg in sight.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09There's a couple of sausage rolls, though.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11I'm not even sure I like sausage rolls.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Oh, look. There's Mo dancing.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Someone needs to show that guy some real dance moves

0:21:16 > 0:21:18and I'm the guy to do it.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21This is what I'm talking about, Inel. My favourite dance of the series.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Are you ready to rock? Are you ready to rock?

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Electric shock!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Shock!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Shock!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Shock!

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Go, Brennan! Go, Brennan! Go, Brennan!

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Right. We're nearly done, Inel.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Just time to thank Brennan, the director.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58He's given us a lot of laughs across the series.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06Stop that! What you doing? It's not fair.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Dinah the producer, she still runs the show.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10He got too close.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Hold steady, Brennan.- I'm trying.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15If anyone has to stop breathing round here, it's Brennan.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20How about a Mo show?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Now YOU'RE really starting to get on my nerves.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll fill in.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Mo the runner, he still wants to be famous.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28- (RAPS)- Johnny can't test me when he's on TV

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Everybody say, never going to know

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Come on, BBC

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Give me The Mo Show.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36It's not The Mo Show so button it

0:22:36 > 0:22:39and let me listen to my music for once.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41And not forgetting Gayle the DJ,

0:22:41 > 0:22:44she still spins the wheels on the J and I decks.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47It's been a good series, man. Nice working with you.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Yeah, it's been nice working with you.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51We've had loads of fun and we hope you have too.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54But before we go, here's the very best bits from behind the scenes.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56The cheaper brand is better...

0:22:59 > 0:23:01HE LAUGHS

0:23:06 > 0:23:09These cameras are for you. Cameras?

0:23:09 > 0:23:12MUSIC: "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk

0:23:14 > 0:23:16No way!

0:23:17 > 0:23:19No way...!

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Shall I...? No, it's fine. You can just...

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Shall I...? It's fine.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29# We've come too far

0:23:29 > 0:23:31# To give up who we are... #

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Welcome to the tip sketch...

0:23:34 > 0:23:36AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:23:40 > 0:23:43You know what I'm going to say - hit the music!

0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Thanks for tuning in, guys. - See you later, guys.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Yep!- Bye.- Ah-ha!