Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hello and welcome to the Johnny And Inel Show, guys.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out of my eyes

0:00:10 > 0:00:11# The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Now we got a show on CBBC

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# So all of my fans will be out to see me

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Get set cos the time is here

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Now sit back relax and get ready to cheer

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# We're doing well as you can tell

0:00:24 > 0:00:26- # So here comes the show with Johnny - And Inel. #

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Coming up on today's show, The Only Way is Blondie...

0:00:29 > 0:00:33My new on-screen BFF will be...

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Doc Brown!

0:00:35 > 0:00:39HE PLAYS LONE RANGER THEME

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Baggit...bread... baggit...milk...baggit...

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Now it's time for the studio.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53She runs the show.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Last year's runner and now he calls the shots.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01She spins the wheels on the J and I decks.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05He just wants to be famous but not on my watch.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Welcome to the Johnny And Inel Show, guys.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, mate, you're going to have to remember my lines.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17What did he say?

0:01:17 > 0:01:21I don't know, I wasn't listening. I was...too busy watching.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25What I'm saying is there must be a job that we can do as Johnny

0:01:25 > 0:01:29and Inel that just doesn't demand so much of my precious gifts.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Hmm.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Down here in the south we've also got some more clouds

0:01:34 > 0:01:37gathering around the London region. Some more chances of rain

0:01:37 > 0:01:41and over here we've got some slight fog.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Back to you guys in the studio.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Weather forecasters. They've got it easy.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yeah, you're right, Inel, and sports commentators.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53It's been a wonderful day in the stadium.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56We've seen some wonderful action. Jessica Ennis. Good night.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59I know what you mean.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I tell you who's got it cushty, though...game show hosts.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Game show hosts, right?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I mean, all they do is ask a couple of questions,

0:02:06 > 0:02:08hand out a prize, done! Easy.

0:02:08 > 0:02:13You know what, you're right, Inel. I've got it.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16I've just come up with my own original format for a game show.

0:02:16 > 0:02:21Can't wait to hear about it, Johnny, but first it's time for WWJI.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Tonight, we finally get to see The Waiter...

0:02:25 > 0:02:27..take on The Duck.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33IN BAD ITALIAN ACCENT: Hi, I will be your waiter this evening.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I'm going to serve you up a delicious array of food.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40To start, I will tip-a your soup all over your arm.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Next, I will sprinkle my dandruff... - Dandruff.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- ..all over your beef Wellington. - I can't eat this now.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49And, to finish, I will serve your dinner

0:02:49 > 0:02:54in an extremely hot plate which I will not have warned you about.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Oh, yeah.- Enjoy.- Oh, yeah.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Well, I'm going to waddle on over there and peck at your ankle.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02That's right. And then I'm going to go up there in your face

0:03:02 > 0:03:06and start quacking real loud. Quack quack, quack quack, quack quack!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Then I'm going to feed you some stale mouldy bread

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- and see how you like it. - That's fighting talk.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15You aren't going to get out of here dry, sucker.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Do not miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime event.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Quack quack, quack quack!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Tickets go on sale midnight tonight. Be there or be square.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Now it's time for The Only Way is Blondie.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Since I was so popular on the Johnny and Inel Show last year

0:03:33 > 0:03:36the BBC have decided to give me my own show, ha-ha-ha!

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Standard! That's why I've decided to audition for my new BFF.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43So get your acts together!

0:03:46 > 0:03:50OK, I'm finally going to make a decision about who's going to

0:03:50 > 0:03:52be my BFF...just as soon as I send this text.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56OK. N-star. Selfie.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Oh, my gosh, I look so good there.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06I wonder what Johnny's idea for a game show is.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Hello and welcome to the show, Darcy. - Thank you.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19I wish you the best of luck in your chance to win the prestigious

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Johnny and Inel mouse mat.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:04:23 > 0:04:28All you have to do, Darcy, is tell me whether you think the next card

0:04:28 > 0:04:31is higher or lower than your starting card

0:04:31 > 0:04:34which is a... It's a king!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Very good start!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39So, what is it, higher or lower than a king?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Come on, guys, higher or lower?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Lower.- You going for lower?- Lower.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47It's a 10.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52We're on a roll here. Higher or lower than a 10?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55What's he going to do, guys? Higher or lower?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57THEY ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Lower!- He's going for lower.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01It's a 2!

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Lower than a 10. He went 2. Right, let's keep up the momentum.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Higher or lower than a 2? Higher or lower?- Higher than a 2?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11What do you think it is?

0:05:11 > 0:05:12ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Higher.- Are you sure?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18It's a queen. It's a queen.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21It looks like that queen has been hand drawn.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Right, OK, what should he do next, guys? Higher or lower than a queen?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Lower, lower.- You going for a lower? You going for lower?

0:05:32 > 0:05:33It's an eagle.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Is an equal lower or higher than a queen?

0:05:38 > 0:05:42How do I know, Darcy, it's an eagle. Honestly, this is a shambles.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46I know but... Do you know what?

0:05:46 > 0:05:50I reckon we should just go back to the original Johnny and Inel show.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53We'll go and watch some game show professionals,

0:05:53 > 0:05:56see how it's done and then we'll do our audition.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Are you with me?- Er...OK.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03OK, there we go, let's just cut to a sketch.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Did I win the mouse mat or not?

0:06:05 > 0:06:06No, you've got to earn it!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oi! Voiced-over bruv, baggit!

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Here to help, bruv, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Bread. Baggit. Milk. Baggit.

0:06:25 > 0:06:33Eggs. Baggit. Squash. Baggit. Chocolate. Baggit. Nice.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Is that everything you want from the store today, bruv?- Yeah.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Are you sure though, bruv? - Yeah, course.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43- I'm pretty sure we sell those items on aisle two, bruv.- We do, bruv.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48- Do a price check for me.- No worries, man.- It's coming up at £7.99.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50A baby T-shirt for some reason

0:06:50 > 0:06:52but you're still going to have to pay innit?

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Boya, baggit.- Er, what are you doing? - I'm bagging it.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Are you suggesting you didn't get that from aisle two, bruv?

0:06:59 > 0:07:00No, of course not.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Aaaah!

0:07:04 > 0:07:07You got it from another store, bruv. I get it, I get it.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10See, see, see. You got a receipt, though?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16With all the feedback from the show, it's Liam Piam.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Simon at hashtag says,

0:07:18 > 0:07:20"Baggit, baggit,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22baggit, baggit."

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Sweet!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Look, we'll go and see Family Misfortunes, Inel.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Boris and Norris are great

0:07:29 > 0:07:31but I hear the producers are looking for fresh talent.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Hi, I'm Boris Horace. - And I'm Norris Glorris.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51And welcome to Family Misfortunes.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00So, here we are once again meeting two families for a chance to

0:08:00 > 0:08:03win big money and some magnificent prizes.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Why don't you tell them what they can win, Boris.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Well, the lucky family tonight can win an all expenses paid trip

0:08:09 > 0:08:11to a luxurious resort in Mauritius.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13APPLAUSE

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Let's meet our contestants, shall we? Come on up.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21OK, right, we asked 101 school kids,

0:08:21 > 0:08:25what would you rather be doing than your homework?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Watch the Johnny And Inel Show.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Our screen says...

0:08:32 > 0:08:34..it's the top answer!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36JOHNNY: This show is wicked!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41And you've won our mystery prize which is the family

0:08:41 > 0:08:43selection of underpants.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49And may I say, I've given those babies a test drive

0:08:49 > 0:08:51and they are as snug as a bug.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55But you'll have to get them off me first, ha-ha!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh, Norris, you tease, you.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01These guys are machines.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Don't worry I've been making notes. Let's go and prepare.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06It's a big audition, Inel,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09we could be the new faces of Family Misfortunes.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12The Only Way Is Blondie!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Firstly, I'd just like to say how lucky you girls are to get

0:09:15 > 0:09:18this far in the competition as I could have made

0:09:18 > 0:09:21anybody in the entire school my BFF but I just narrowed

0:09:21 > 0:09:24it down to you two, so, obviously, show your appreciation.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, my gosh.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31This decision is, like, so hard to make.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34I wish I could be my own BFF so I could make it easier on myself.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37But I have finally come to a decision.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:42 > 0:09:46My new on-screen BFF will be...

0:09:51 > 0:09:54This decision is, like, too hard for me to make

0:09:54 > 0:09:58so, therefore, I've decided that I'm going to make you both my BFFs

0:09:58 > 0:10:00and you're going to share the responsibility.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01SHE SCREAMS

0:10:04 > 0:10:08For sure? Really? I haven't won anything in my entire life.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Oh, my gosh. This is like the best day of my life ever.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Better than when I was born, even.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I'm sure it was.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Right, now that I have my new BFFs behind me,

0:10:18 > 0:10:21there's nothing to stop the new age Destiny's Child.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23We're going to run this school.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Listen up, peeps.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Me and my girls are going to run the school.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33So if you want to be down with us,

0:10:33 > 0:10:35you need to be able to wear your hair like this.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36You need to be able to talk like this.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oh, my dizzy, dizzy days.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40And you need to know this - we run this world.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44MUSIC: "Run The World (Girls)" by Beyonce

0:11:01 > 0:11:03LAUGHTER

0:11:03 > 0:11:04MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Hey, Blondie. ALL:- Hey.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Whatever, Chanice. Wahoo.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21See ya!

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Blondie?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24I trust you're behaving yourself.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Eh, of course I am, sir.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Next time on TOWIB...

0:11:27 > 0:11:30And this is my mum Denise.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Did you take your shoes off at the door?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36As you can see, my family's pretty crazy!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Next up...Rampz!

0:11:49 > 0:11:54- It's morning at the ramps, and I'm joined by Chad.- And cut.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- I told you not to call me that, man. - 61, take two.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Marker.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00I'm here with the king of the skaters, Chad.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02And king of the ramps.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03And king of the ramps.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05So tell me, King Chad,

0:12:05 > 0:12:08what's an average day like for you down here at the skate ramps.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Good question. Jeez, let me think about it for a second.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Here's a word - epic. Mega. Crazy. Gnarly.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Gnarly - meaning to do something totally extreme,

0:12:22 > 0:12:26totally radical, involving totally crazy skills.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30I'm about to do some gnarly skills now.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Hope you're watching.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35First up, I'm Chad, leader of Skate Till Late Crew.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Over here, shuffle round to my right.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40This guy is renowned for the craziest grinds all the time.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Grind, grind, grind, grind. Give it up for my main man, Glen.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Shuffle round to my left.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49I've got another crazy skater, renowned for his awesome kick flips.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Give it up for my main man.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I'm not going to lie, dude. I don't even know your name.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57It's Giles.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58HE SNORTS Giles.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Dude, you cannot be part of an epic skate team like mine

0:13:03 > 0:13:07with a name like Giles. You need to be cooler than that.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'm going to give you a cool name.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Ben.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12OK.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19OK, could you show us some of your rad skate moves now?

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Oh, that's a shame because I haven't got my board with me at the moment.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Isn't that your board?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27What, this?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Oh, this board? Oh, no, that's Ben's.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Can I see it?

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Er. Yeah, yeah, sure.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40There you go.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Yeah, it says, "Chad."

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Yeah, that's his name, dude.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49It's Ben Chad, and Ben Chad's not going to let me skate on his board,

0:13:49 > 0:13:52cos my awesomeness might break it in half.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Isn't that right, Ben Chad?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Right. So do you want to give us a tour of the ramps?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Tour of the ramps. Let's go!

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Right, over here we got a crazy ramp.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Man, once I did a grind on there for like two minutes straight

0:14:07 > 0:14:10and people were like, "Hey, when are you going to stop grinding, Chad?"

0:14:10 > 0:14:13I was like "Never." Ain't that right, Glen?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15I don't know, I wasn't there.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19OK, well, Glen wasn't there, but it, like, happened, dude.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Hey, yo! Hey, yo!

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Oh, who's that?

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Is this a friend of yours?

0:14:28 > 0:14:29What are you all filming, though?

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Well, Chad was telling us about the ramps

0:14:32 > 0:14:34and how he's, like, king of the ramps.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, is that right, chatty boy? King of the ramps, yeah?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Is that you?

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Like, you know, it's getting late. I'm going to get out of here, man.

0:14:43 > 0:14:44You know what?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Suddenly the ramps ain't as cool as they were five minutes ago.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48See you later, guys.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Inel is at a big audition at Family Misfortunes, don't mess it up.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Hi, I'm Johnny and I'm Inel.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Whoa, whoa, whoa that's my line. I say the bit in yellow.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Calm down, Inel. These execs make me panic.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Uh?

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Let's meet our guests, shall we?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26AUDIENCE OOHS

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Well, next up is the bonus round, Lorraine,

0:15:29 > 0:15:31where all your points will be doubled.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Tripled. Tripled.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34BELL DINGS I'm going to...

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Ask me a question?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Inel, questions!?

0:15:38 > 0:15:41I don't have any questions, just look at your notes or something.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45You'll struggle to get me out of my pants, Lorraine.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47You what?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49You can't have my pants even if you want them.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I don't want them.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54No, look! The executives are starting to leave.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Quick, Inel, do something.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Stop 'em.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Thou shall not pass!

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Excuse me.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Well, I guess we blew it.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Well, YOU did.- Me?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Well, I guess game shows just ain't for me.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Couldn't agree more, mate.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Think I'm going to go back to Johnny and Inel.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19I know how to do that one.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- AUDIENCE:- Bye!

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Let's cut to a sketch.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31On today's Johnny Kyle. Aladdin tells Genie,

0:16:31 > 0:16:34"You owe me a wish and I want it back."

0:16:37 > 0:16:40So, Aladdin, you brought this guy Genie on the show

0:16:40 > 0:16:42because apparently he's betrayed you

0:16:42 > 0:16:44and not followed through on his promises to you.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45- AUDIENCE:- Aw!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48That is exactly right, he promised me three wishes, Johnny.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50And while I've got the first two,

0:16:50 > 0:16:51check the bling, check the creps,

0:16:51 > 0:16:53I am still waiting on the last one.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56And what exactly have you done for him?

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Nuttin'.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04It's one of those relationships, is it? Completely one way!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06You're just a taker, are you?

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Well, I'll tell you what,

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I don't know why this Genie guy stands for it.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12But let's get him out here on the Johnny Kyle Show

0:17:12 > 0:17:14and see his side of the story.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Guys, give it up for Genie.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21You all right, our Kyle?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- How are you? - Yeah, dead good, dead good.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26May I say what a wonderful lamp that is?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Yeah, cheers, our Kyle.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30It's not much but, you know, it's home.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33So, yeah, I'm not just gonna sit here while this guy Aladdin just

0:17:33 > 0:17:34bad mouths me to the nation.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- I mean, I gave him his three wishes. - Dude, you gave me two.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Oi! Button it!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41You might be able to push this guy around,

0:17:41 > 0:17:44getting him to do everything for you, but it won't work with me.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Not on my show.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Thanks, our Kyle, that's boss, that.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Yeah, as I said, I gave him his three wishes.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54He used his last wish during an argument with his girlfriend Jasmine

0:17:54 > 0:17:58and he said - and I quote - "I wish she'd leave me alone".

0:17:58 > 0:18:01And she ain't spoken to him since.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02That is not what I meant!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I meant because she was bothering me to go shopping with her.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- How am I supposed to know that? - Oh, just stop it!

0:18:08 > 0:18:12I am sick to the back teeth of listening to you whining on,

0:18:12 > 0:18:14like the world owes you something.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Do you know what I wish? I wish you'd just get out of my sight.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24- What happened there?- Well, you asked for it, so I made it happen.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Look, I'm the only one who makes people disappear round here.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Get him out of here!

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Get out!- Kyle, what you doin'? I like your show!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Oversized Smurf.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37Eh, mate, give that back. Give it back.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Now that's done, who's next?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Just get out of it.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Who's in the booth today?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46It's Doc Brown.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- # Bants in the booth - Get up, get up

0:18:48 > 0:18:49# Bants in the booth. #

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Oh, look, it's Doc Brown!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Oh, wicked, how you doin', Doc Brown? - What's happening?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Give me some skin, bruv. Respect.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Me too. Me too, me too!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Safe, safe, safe.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05You are the star of the CBBC show The Four O'Clock Club.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08# So long as Josh doesn't embarrass me

0:19:08 > 0:19:11# Too much as best man when he has a speech

0:19:11 > 0:19:12# So long as there's a great crowd

0:19:12 > 0:19:16# Then I know that my mum and my in-laws, I made proud... #

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Now, Doc.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Now that we know you're a top actor, wicked rapper

0:19:20 > 0:19:23and a funny guy comedian as well, are your parents proud?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26I mean, what do they think of your success?

0:19:26 > 0:19:27My mum, she loves it, man.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31If I had any awards or anything like that, she's got them.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Not even on the mantle, like, in her handbag ready to pull out.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37It's kind of a way of saying, "Yep, I made that."

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Have you got any, like, hidden talents?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43PLAYS THEME TO LONE RANGER

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Who needs a drum kit?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I'll be real with you, I don't think I've ever shared that with anybody,

0:19:53 > 0:19:55so that's, like, a world exclusive.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00We're trying to get into a bit of music at the moment.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Have you heard about the very successful music group...

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Jinel!

0:20:06 > 0:20:09TUNELESS SINGING

0:20:09 > 0:20:12I've heard a little about them.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Sometimes it comes on in the house every now and again,

0:20:14 > 0:20:16but then someone shuts it off.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18You can almost sense the desperation of the people running

0:20:18 > 0:20:20to turn it off, it's weird.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Fine.- That's fine.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Right, we better get on with these photos.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26And the final one. Three, two, one.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Hold it, hold it.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Hold it.- Hold it.- Hold it.- Hold it.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Hold it.- Sorting out the ISO.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Got it. Got it. - Just waiting for the flash, man.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Just hold up.- Hold it.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40It's coming up.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Hold it, hold it.- Keep it.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Your lip's shaking, mate. Lip's shaking there, isn't it?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46It's coming out, it's coming out.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Hold it.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Hold it.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50DOC LAUGHS

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Oh, that one!- That's it.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53That's it.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Thank you very much, Doc Brown, for giving us

0:20:56 > 0:20:59some serious Bants In The Booth.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01- # Bants in the booth - Get up, get up

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- # Bants in the booth - Get up, get up

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- # Bants in the booth - Get up, get up

0:21:05 > 0:21:07# Bants in the booth. #

0:21:09 > 0:21:14And, next, we go to the Salon, with Ernesto and Julio.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24Welcome to the great Ernesto...salon.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26And me, Julio.

0:21:26 > 0:21:31Julio! Play me some music from Francais.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Sure thing, Ernesto.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34MUSIC STARTS

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I am ready. Julio!

0:21:41 > 0:21:42MUSIC STOPS Onions.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Ony-ony-ony-onions.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN

0:21:51 > 0:21:52MUSIC STOPS

0:21:53 > 0:21:54It is so beautiful.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Julio! Ripe fromage!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59MUSIC STARTS UP

0:22:03 > 0:22:04MUSIC STOPS

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Julio! Garlic.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Garlic.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08MUSIC STARTS

0:22:09 > 0:22:11It is complete. MUSIC STOPS

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Voila!

0:22:13 > 0:22:16LA MARSEILLAISE PLAYS

0:22:19 > 0:22:20I don't like it.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22The fromage, it must be stale.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Julio!

0:22:24 > 0:22:26- SNIFFS - Urgh.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32And, now, back to the studio.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Hi, guys! Hey! - ALL CHEER

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Hi! Don't know about you, Johnny,

0:22:37 > 0:22:39but I love being on the Johnny And Inel Show.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42I mean, I love the set, the audience, everything.

0:22:42 > 0:22:47I love our show, the production team - everything about our show,

0:22:47 > 0:22:49I just love!

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Especially you and you and you!

0:22:52 > 0:22:53High-five. High-five.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00And not forgetting you guys at home.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03No. There's Faye, Jasmine, Taylor...

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Marcus, Ciaran, Heidi...

0:23:06 > 0:23:08We get it, we can't get through everybody.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Can we finish up the show, please? - Oh, right, OK.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13We're gonna keep making it look good...

0:23:13 > 0:23:15..the only way Johnny and Inel could.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- A-ha!- Hit the music!

0:23:17 > 0:23:19- Fraser.- Emily.- Kai.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Yeah, Chloe.- Bob.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Gavin.- Kai.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Jason.- Mason.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- Christopher.- And...and...Kai.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Nathan, there's Nathan.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32- Donna.- And...

0:23:32 > 0:23:36THEY CARRY ON READING NAMES