Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hello and welcome to the Johnny and Inel show, guys.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07RAP: My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:00:07 > 0:00:09I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes

0:00:09 > 0:00:12The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming

0:00:12 > 0:00:14As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing"

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Now we got a show on CBBC

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Sure all of my fans will be out to see me

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Get set, cos the time is here

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer

0:00:23 > 0:00:25- BOTH:- We're doing well as you can tell

0:00:25 > 0:00:26So here comes the show with Johnny

0:00:26 > 0:00:28And Inel.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Coming up on today's show...

0:00:29 > 0:00:31We have Conor Maynard...

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Conor...Maynard! #

0:00:34 > 0:00:35..and the Only Way Is Blondie...

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hiya! Obviously, this is my room.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Come on in, I'm going to show you around.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42..and more from Chatty Mates.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Trying to impress someone, are we? - Oh, shut up!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Maybe.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49On today's show, we've been let out of the studio

0:00:49 > 0:00:51to do some team bonding.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Can't wait, can't wait!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55This was a great idea of yours, Brennan,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58bringing us on a team bonding day to celebrate a new series.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Right, yeah.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Oh, I mean, bringing us to a bowling alley to kick-start off the day.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05I'm so excited!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Nothing like friendly competition to bring us all together.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Team One. My cousin, Mo the Runner,

0:01:13 > 0:01:16and super-cool DJ Gayle.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18We're going to win, aren't we, Brennan?

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Yes.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Team Two. Dinah the Producer -

0:01:23 > 0:01:24she always wants to win.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26And Brennan the Director.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27At least he tries.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- We've got this in the bag, Inel. - Yeah!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Last, but definitely not least -

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Team Three, the only team that matters.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Johnny and Inel.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40Right, so three teams going head-to-head in three activities.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41What do the winners get?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45A mystery prize. That's right, isn't it, Brennan?

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Yeah, Mm-hm!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Well, as long as the mystery prize is a giant ice cream.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Yeah, well, you won't be tasting any of it...anyway!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Right?

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Bowling!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Mm!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00I can't stand that guy, Mo.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01He's my cousin, you know?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well, someone needs to take him down a peg or two.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- He's just a bit hyped-up. - BELL RINGS

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Lanes up! No rush!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Whoa! Gayle's pretty good.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Oooh! Double strike, eh, Mo? OK!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- He's such a big-head.- Mm.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23# Skid on them knees I've got them greenies!#

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Yeah!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27'Strike! Ah-ha! That's what I'm talkin' about!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- 'Whoa.- She's got to be embarrassed about that.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37'Ooh! That's gotta hurt!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39'Yeah, that was a full face-plant.'

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Somebody needs to have a word with Brennan, he's pretty upset.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47THEY ALL SNIGGER

0:02:48 > 0:02:51'The winners of team bonding round one?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53'Mo the Runner and DJ Gayle.'

0:02:53 > 0:02:55APPLAUSE

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Next up, world wrestling Johnny and Inel style.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01You've never seen anything like this.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04DING-DING-DING!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Fighting for the international world title, it's...

0:03:07 > 0:03:08The Grrrrowler!

0:03:09 > 0:03:10GRRRR!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13I wonder how The Growler rates his chances for tonight.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16GRRRR-RRRR-RRRR!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18And in the red corner -

0:03:18 > 0:03:20in the smart button-up shirt and the reading glasses -

0:03:20 > 0:03:23when he's not lending books, he's throwing left hooks,

0:03:23 > 0:03:26when he's not a librarian, he's being a scary-un!

0:03:26 > 0:03:27The defending champion...

0:03:27 > 0:03:30The Librrrrrarian!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33And the question we're all asking today is...

0:03:33 > 0:03:35will The Librarian continue his winning ways?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37GRRRR!

0:03:37 > 0:03:38RRRRRARGH!

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Ssh!

0:03:40 > 0:03:41- RRAR...!- Ssh!

0:03:41 > 0:03:42- RRR...- Ssh!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Rrr...- Sssssh!

0:03:44 > 0:03:45- Arrr...- Ssh!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- ARR...- Ssh!

0:03:47 > 0:03:48- Orr...- Ssh!- Rrrr...- Ssh!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Darrr!- Ssh!- Grr!- Ssh!- Gorr!- Ssh!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Gurr!- Ssh!- Garg!- Ssh!- Gogg!- Ssh!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- As I was saying, do you think...? - Sssh!

0:03:54 > 0:03:55- Sorry.- Ssssshh!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57So join us at 3am,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59just £17 for 20 minutes of entertainment with the...

0:03:59 > 0:04:00- Shh!- (Sorry.)

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Ah-choo!- Sssssssshh!

0:04:05 > 0:04:06DING!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07APPLAUSE

0:04:07 > 0:04:09ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Sh! MUSIC STOPS

0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's time for The Only Way Is Blondie.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Since I was so popular on The Johnny And Inel Show last year,

0:04:21 > 0:04:23the BBC have decided to give me my own show!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- SHE LAUGHS - Standard!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I've decided that I'm going to make you both my BFFs.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30THEY SCREAM

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- # Who run the world? - Girls

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- # Who run the world? - Girls. #

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Now a lot of you have been messaging and texting me,

0:04:37 > 0:04:39asking how does a real down-to-earth celebrity live?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Well, today, I'm going to show you!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Hi there, CBBC!

0:04:45 > 0:04:49It's me, Blondie, as you probably already know.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51And welcome to...Blondie's Cribs!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Do you wanna meet my family?

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Follow me!

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Er, excuse me.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Shoes off first, please!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Were you raised in a barn or something?

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Thank you.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Shut the door on your way in.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Hiya! Obviously, this is my room.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Come on in, I'm going to show you around.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23And this is my make-up table,

0:05:23 > 0:05:26complete with my Blackberry Crush make-up range.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Over here, we've got my mobiles. Oh, my gosh.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Every girl should get a walkie.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32If you don't have unlimited minutes on your contract phone,

0:05:32 > 0:05:35get a walkie between you and a couple of your mates

0:05:35 > 0:05:38and you're sorted! Amaze!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Hello! Ruby! We're coming round for a sleepover tonight.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Tell Michelle. Over.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Ruby, I said we're coming round for a sleepover.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Did you get that? Over.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Sometimes she's a bit slow responding.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh, my golly-golly-gosh, Ruby!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04You'd better be on the toilet or have a substanch reason

0:06:04 > 0:06:07to why you're not responding, cos you're really embarrassing me

0:06:07 > 0:06:09in front of the cameras right now. Over.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17OH, MY GOSH, RUBY!

0:06:17 > 0:06:22How many times have a told you to leave your walkie on the stand

0:06:22 > 0:06:24to charge overnight?!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27My gosh. She's well selfish.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Over.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Who's going to win the next round of team bonding? Let's find out.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Nice one, Brennan.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Crazy golf as part of our team bonding session?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- That's really imaginative. - I hope so.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Team bonding round two, crazy golf.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47We're winning, we're in the lead.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Step aside, step aside.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52'Ere, Johnny. If they win another one,

0:06:52 > 0:06:54they've got the mystery prize in the bag.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Yeah, you're right.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57But don't worry - we've got this.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59This event's as good as ours.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Do you, er, want me to go first?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03What?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Do you want me to tee off?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Yeah, yeah, drink what you want. Yeah.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15THEY LAUGH

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Bogey!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19If you can just... Just have a go, can't you?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Ooh!

0:07:21 > 0:07:22That's gotta hurt.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Ssh!

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Let's go, let's go.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41APPLAUSE

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Come on, Inel! She's winning!

0:07:44 > 0:07:45I want that mystery prize!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Huh? What did you say?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I can't hear you - I'm in the jungle.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Ugh.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Argh!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Ohhh!

0:08:08 > 0:08:09That's it.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Oh!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Yes!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Ha-ha-ha! Did you see that?!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Boom! Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Oi! What you doin'?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37You're drinking my can of ginger beer

0:08:37 > 0:08:39after I just won the game for us?!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Chill out - I didn't backwash it.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Eurgh!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Well, that's one in the can for Team Johnny and Inel -

0:08:47 > 0:08:50winners of team bonding round two.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Who's turned up at Rudy and Boyyer's checkout? Let's find out.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Baggit!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04STOMACH GURGLES

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Rudy, bruv!- Boyyer!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Here to help. You all right, bruv?

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Fine, thanks.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Are you sure, though, bro? You look like you're in pain, you know.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Can we just get on with this, please?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17STOMACH GURGLES

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Prune juice. BOTH:- Baggit!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Bran flakes.- Baggit!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Brussels sprouts.- Baggit!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Castor oil.- Baggit!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Ah, I see, I see, I see.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- I get it now, I get it now, I get it now.- What?

0:09:31 > 0:09:32You're full of bricks, bruv.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34RUDY LAUGHS

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Can you please lower your voice?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40It's cool, it's cool. It happens to the best of us, bruv.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Mm. My nan got that same thing, you know.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Like, she was on the toilet for, like, three weeks.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Yeah, your dad had to move the TV in, she was in so long, right?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Mm-hm. You know what you need, yeah? - What?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Glass of mango juice, yeah? Sort you right out, bruv.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Let me go and get that for you, yeah?- No!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I've just come in for my medication

0:09:57 > 0:09:59and a few things to help me...

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Lighten the load, yeah? - RUDY SNIGGERS

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Some things to help me keep regular.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07So, if you don't mind, could you just put my medication through?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Look, it's personal.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12We get it.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Large pack of Eazy-Poo.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Baggit!

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Aaaaahh!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Hey, yo, next time, yeah, why don't you try checkout NUMBER TWO!

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Man can't poo.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Sit on the loo but man can't poo.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31HE LAUGHS

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Ever since I got my own TV show, you guys have been messaging me,

0:10:39 > 0:10:41asking if you can meet my family.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45At first, I was like - "That's hashtag looooong!"

0:10:45 > 0:10:47But then, because you guys love me so much,

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I realised I should take the time to introduce you to them.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Now, this is my Uncle Peter, he's a bit past it.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Oh! Here's a secret that only the real Blondie fans know about -

0:10:59 > 0:11:00I got a twin.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02He's called Boff, he's a boff-head.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Well, his real name's Tristan, but nobody calls him that.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08# You can tell everybody

0:11:08 > 0:11:11# This is your song.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15# It may be quite simple but

0:11:15 > 0:11:16# Now that I'm done

0:11:18 > 0:11:20# I hope you don't mind

0:11:20 > 0:11:25# I hope you don't mind that I put down in words... #

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This ain't The Voice.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Show off!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Now, some of you might recognise my grandad -

0:11:32 > 0:11:34he's best known for creating the Dictionary of What Kids Say.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Basically, all he did was constantly spy on me to finish his book

0:11:37 > 0:11:39and did I see any of the monies?

0:11:39 > 0:11:44No! That's Libertee-hheee-hees!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Teach me how to Dougie, t-t-teach me how to Dougie.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Teach me how to Dougie, t-t-teach me how to Dougie.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Can we go again? - Oh, OK. Oh, I'm sorry.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Hello, how are you?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58I mean...what up, homie?

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Oh, my gosh! This whole family is just crazy!

0:12:02 > 0:12:04They're all like "insane in the membrane!"

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Insane in the brain.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Rrrr! It's like I'm the only normal person around here.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10# I hope you don't mind... #

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Chillax, Blondie. Have a Dougie with me.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14# That I put down in words... #

0:12:14 > 0:12:16# Teach me how to Dougie T-t-teach me how to Dougie... #

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Rrrr!

0:12:17 > 0:12:20# Teach me how to Dougie T-t-teach me how to Dougie... #

0:12:20 > 0:12:21# Quite simple, but... #

0:12:21 > 0:12:23# Teach me how to Dougie T-t-teach me how to Dougie... #

0:12:23 > 0:12:26# I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind... #

0:12:33 > 0:12:36It's time to put a call out to School Room Solutions.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Oi, you.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Your old-school, super-strict teacher

0:12:50 > 0:12:52got you writing boring lines?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Then you need... a programmable detention pen.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00You just whisper the lines and the number of times you need it

0:13:00 > 0:13:03written, and then - bing-bang-bosh - let the pen do all the work.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20It's quick, it's efficient

0:13:20 > 0:13:23and it totally camouflages in with your pencil case.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Order yours today.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31'It's the last round of team bonding, and it's all to play for.'

0:13:31 > 0:13:33It was a great idea of yours, Brendan, to bring us

0:13:33 > 0:13:36to Lazer Battles as the final part of our team bonding day.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh, yeah, Brendan. I mean, I love Lazer Battles.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41'Team bonding round three - Lazer Battles.'

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Oh, great.- I suppose, Brendan,

0:13:43 > 0:13:45if you don't win this event, you'll have

0:13:45 > 0:13:47no chance of winning the mystery prize! Ha-ha! We're going to win.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- We're going to win! - We're going to win!

0:13:49 > 0:13:50We're going to win!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Well, that's not going to happen.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Not on my watch.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00You're no use to me now - I'm going solo.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02What are they?

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Just a couple of flash-bangs, in case it gets heavy.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Ladies first.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- You're going to have to go.- What?

0:14:14 > 0:14:15You're going to have to go.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Come on. I've gotta do my laces up, so...just go.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Arrgh!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Who keeps shooting me?

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Bonus points. Ha-ha! Rapid fire!

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Guys, stop that!

0:14:42 > 0:14:44What you doing? This is not fair!

0:14:44 > 0:14:45I haven't got a gun!

0:14:47 > 0:14:48Arrgh!

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Ha-ha!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55THEY IMITATE LASER GUNS

0:14:55 > 0:14:56- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58What happened, Brendan?

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Somebody gun-butted me.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00No way!

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Who would even do something like that?

0:15:05 > 0:15:06He got too close.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08'AND they're on the same team.'

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Well, she's done something right, as Dinah

0:15:11 > 0:15:14and Brendan take the prize for the third and final round.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16So we've all won a round each -

0:15:16 > 0:15:19doesn't that mean we all deserve the prize?

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Have you ever wondered what happens

0:15:20 > 0:15:22when you're not looking at your phone?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23It's time for Chatty Mates.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Hiya!

0:15:27 > 0:15:29You all right? How you doing?

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Yeah, I'm good.- You're good, yeah? - What's this - new wallpaper?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Oh, that? That's nothing. I just fancied a change, didn't I?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Oh, come off it - you've had that wallpaper since factory.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Trying to impress someone, are we? - Oh, shut up.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Maybe.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45See, I know you better than your own user manual.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Who is it?

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Oh, it's just some device. He's coming over today.- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52So is it better than the last one with his micro SIM?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh, yeah, this one's well different.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Different, is he?

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Yeah, proper different - he's got, like, a 13-megapixel camera.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- 13-megapixel camera?- Yeah.- Fancy!

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Mmm. Full HD, true-colour screen,

0:16:05 > 0:16:08and he's got a slim aluminium chamfered-edge body.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Chamfered-edge body? - Yeah, well chamfered.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Oh, nice. Go on, go on!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Expandable storage.- Oh, my days!

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Mmm, and he's got a massive 7.3-inch touch screen.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23He's got 7.3 inches?

0:16:23 > 0:16:267.3 inches of super-sensitive multi-touch, yeah.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30- Ding-dong merrily on Wi-Fi! - I know, proper device.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31He sounds it.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Mmm. His name's Pablo.- Right, well, you got my attention, Shelly -

0:16:35 > 0:16:38he sounds well impressive. So when am I going to get to meet him?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Oh, you get to meet him now - he's coming, he's coming.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Be quiet, be quiet, be quiet! Don't let on. Don't let on.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44I won't. I won't.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48- BUZZING - Hi! I'm Shelly.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Hola. I am Pablo.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52- ECHOING:- Oh!

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Oh, no! I think she has crashed.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00Oh! What is she like?

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Um... And now it's time for me?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07And this is my mum, Denise.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10She's like a hairdresser, a gardener, and a...

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Did you take your shoes off at the front door?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Cos I don't want no doo-doo dragged up in this house.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20As you can see, she's a proper brutal nag.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Uh-oh!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Could I have my ball back, please? >

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Let me tell you a little something about myself that you might not

0:17:28 > 0:17:30know, boys, seeing as you're new to all of this.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33You see this door here? It's mine.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Everything on this side of the door belongs to me.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38So what I'm going to do is I'm going to help you out,

0:17:38 > 0:17:40so this little incident doesn't happen again.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42HISSING

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Don't let it happen again!

0:17:48 > 0:17:52As you can see, my family's pretty crazy!

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Well, that's my crib, CBBC. See you later! Bye-bye!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Next time on TOWIB...

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Ruby has never had a boyfriend in her entire life,

0:18:04 > 0:18:06so me and Michelle have decided to take it upon ourselves

0:18:06 > 0:18:08to find her one.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13It's Bants In The Booth time.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Who's going to be the famous person in the booth today?

0:18:25 > 0:18:29Whoa, whoa, whoa... Are you Conor Maynard?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Yep, that's me.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Conor Maynard! This is awesome!

0:18:34 > 0:18:37# Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy?

0:18:37 > 0:18:41# Must be stupid if you think that we can start again.. #

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Conor Maynard, touch me, bruv. - Spud, spud.- Bless, bless, bless.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Don't forget me, don't forget me. - No. Never.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Safe, safe, safe, safe, safe...

0:18:49 > 0:18:50Second spud of the day.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53So what can we do for you today - you want some photos done?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56I was hoping to go abroad soon and I need a new passport photo...

0:18:56 > 0:18:57We can do that.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58But I like crazy passport photos.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01OK, can you show us your crazy passport pose?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Oh, it's a good one - I like that pose.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04I dunno if you'd be able

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- to get through customs with that one, but...- Nah.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- So, Conor, you're a solo artist... - Solo!

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Is that better cos you don't have to carry any dead wood like I do?

0:19:14 > 0:19:15Ha-ha!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- What do you mean by that? - Just let him answer.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20It's cool and it's not. One thing is when you're going abroad or

0:19:20 > 0:19:24you're going different places to record, you're kind of on your own -

0:19:24 > 0:19:27there's no-one else with you apart from a manager or something,

0:19:27 > 0:19:29but other than that, you're by yourself.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32All right, Conor. Well, you've done some really catchy songs,

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- but I don't know if you've done one as catchy as this, maybe...- Huh?

0:19:36 > 0:19:40# Johnny, Johnny Johnny, Johnny

0:19:40 > 0:19:43# Johnny, Johnny Johnny, Johnny

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Yeah!- # Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... #

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Go, Johnny!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49# J-j-j-j-j-j J-j-j-j-j-j

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- # Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... # Join in if you can!- One more time!

0:19:52 > 0:19:55BOTH: # Johnny, Johnny Johnny, Johnny...

0:19:55 > 0:19:56# And Inel!

0:19:56 > 0:19:58# Johnny, Johnny Johnny, Johnny...

0:19:58 > 0:19:59# And Inel!

0:19:59 > 0:20:01# But mainly Johnny!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03# Yeah, mainly Johnny!

0:20:03 > 0:20:08# And then there's Con-or May-nard! #

0:20:09 > 0:20:13There's nothing left to do but to thank you, Conor Maynard,

0:20:13 > 0:20:15for appearing in Bants In The Booth!

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Yeah! Let's get those pictures done.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Right, on three, now, Conor - one, two, three...hold that.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24- Hold it there.- Hold that.- Hold that. - Hold it.- Hold that.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28- Hold it, Conor.- Hold it.- I'm going to take it, but just hold it.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Hold it.- Hold it.- Hold it.- Bit more. - Hold that one.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33- If you hold it...- If you hold it...

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Hold it.- Hold it.- Hold.- Hold it.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38No, I can't take it, mate.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50I could do with a haircut. But I don't think I'll go to the salon.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51What if I don't like it?

0:20:56 > 0:21:00Welcome to the great Ernesto Salon!

0:21:02 > 0:21:04And me, Julio!

0:21:04 > 0:21:08As the Greek god of lightning, Zeus, once said to me...

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Julio! Give me some music!

0:21:16 > 0:21:17DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Julio! MUSIC STOPS

0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Lightning!- Lightning!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Julio! Thunder!- Thunder!

0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Howling wind!- Howling wind!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Give me some sunshine, to brighten my day.

0:21:37 > 0:21:43Sun, sun... Sun, sun... Sun, sun... Bright, bright...

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Julio! Bring me some rain!

0:21:45 > 0:21:50Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain...

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Stop, Julio!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56That's it! I am done. Voila!

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh!

0:22:00 > 0:22:01I don't like it.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Julio!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Julio!

0:22:05 > 0:22:06Do something.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09BLOWING

0:22:12 > 0:22:13You did all you could.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Team bonding's over, but what's the mystery prize, Brendan?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21This team bonding day was a great idea, Brendan.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Mm-hmm. This has been the best team bonding session

0:22:24 > 0:22:26I've ever been on in my life!

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Yeah, nice one.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32So, what's the mystery prize, Brendan?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Oh. Erm... Dinah, do you want to reveal...?

0:22:38 > 0:22:39OK.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Erm...

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Well, you know it was a bonding session...

0:22:43 > 0:22:46so the mystery prize...

0:22:46 > 0:22:47is...

0:22:47 > 0:22:49a big team hug!

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Whey! Oh! And I'm paying for ice creams.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Whoa, hold on! Brendan, it's all on you?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00- Unless the budget...?- No.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02I'm buying everyone ice creams!

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Ha-ha!- Well, in that case, I'm going to get a knickerbocker glory!

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Make that knickerbocker glories for everyone.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Oh, nice one, Johnny!

0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Well, now, hey - let's thank Brendan.- Cheers, Brendan.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Top man, Brendan.- Thanks, Brendan.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Thank you.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Thanks.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29Oh, let me tell you -

0:23:29 > 0:23:32I'm going to have, like, two or three more of these!

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I don't know about you guys.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38Oh, it's late, isn't it? We should probably all... I'm going to go.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Till next time, guys, we'll keep making it look good...

0:23:43 > 0:23:45The only way Johnny and Inel could. A-ha!