0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hello and welcome to The Johnny And Inel Show, guys!
0:00:04 > 0:00:06CHEERING
0:00:06 > 0:00:07# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out of my eyes
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# As Mum's always telling me "fix up your timing"
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# Now we got a show on CBBC
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Sure all of my fans will be happy to see me
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# It's sick cos the time is here, now sit back relax
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# And get ready to cheer
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# We're doing well as you can tell
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# So here comes the show with Johnny And Inel. #
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Coming up on the show... Akai!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Rampz!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40And always we like to bike, you know what I mean? Clack, clack!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Blondie!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- How many kisses did you send? - One.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh, for crying out loud, Rubes!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Ready for today's show, today, Johnny!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Inel, you're not going to believe this!
0:00:56 > 0:00:57What's that?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Our Jinel video...
0:00:59 > 0:01:01# Jinel, Jinel you made it fine well... #
0:01:01 > 0:01:04..has got 1,000 hits online.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I think it's called "going viral".
0:01:06 > 0:01:07That's a lot, is it?
0:01:07 > 0:01:11It's not 100, Inel, did you think I said 100?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14It's like 100 times ten!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16It's basically international, mate.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19There'll be a little kid in Japan who's watching the Jinel
0:01:19 > 0:01:21video on his mobile phone.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Viral!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Johnny, that's not a lot for music videos online, you know.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31You know Beyonce's single Ladies, 230 million views, yeah.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor, 500 million hits!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Gangnam Style - two billion hits online.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42That's not a billion, that's a billion times two.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45You're meant to be in charge of the website.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I make the magic happen, you're meant to promote it.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, all right, erm...
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Know what we should do?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53We should come out with a new pop video focusing on the dance moves.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55That's where we went wrong last time.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Yeah, I think the quality of the singing overpowered the dancing.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Silly dance then, yeah?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Yeah, a silly dance.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Will Johnny and Inel be able to make the best dance video ever?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11And go truly viral?! Keep watching.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16But first, wrestling Johnny and Inel style - WWJI.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Here he is - it's Brick Brickhouse!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23And The Tickler!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29The Brickhouse feels no pain.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Ah-ha!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32The Brickhouse is invincible.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Ah-ha!
0:02:34 > 0:02:35The Brickhouse...
0:02:35 > 0:02:37has no weakness!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I'll bet you're ticklish, though!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Bull. - I bet you are!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43HE LAUGHS AND SHRIEKS
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Oh, stop it! I'm not laughing... er...
0:02:45 > 0:02:46We all are.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48HE CLEARS THROAT The Brickhouse wasn't laughing,
0:02:48 > 0:02:52The Brickhouse was remembering a cartoon he once saw on TV.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- Yeah, it was quite funny. - He wasn't.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Stop it! Ah...!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02So, join us tonight - six hours of entertainment.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Two men will enter the ring but who will leave?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10BELL RINGS
0:03:10 > 0:03:14That was total nonsense, but now for something that does make sense.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Well, kind of. The Only Way Is Blondie!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Since I was so popular on The Johnny And Inel Show last year
0:03:19 > 0:03:21the BBC have decided to give me my own show!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Ha-ha-ha! Standard!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Hello, Ruby, we're coming round for a sleepover tonight,
0:03:25 > 0:03:27tell Michelle...over.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33So today we're having a sleepover at Ruby's!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39This song is, like, so emotional.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41LAUGHTER
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Want some chicken, Rubes?
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Oh my gosh, Rubes, you're like munching out all the chicken.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Save some for the rest of us.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52LAUGHTER
0:03:52 > 0:03:55MUSIC: "Crazy In Love" by Beyonce
0:03:57 > 0:03:59VOMITING
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Oh, my gosh, Ruby, I told you not to eat all the chicken for yourself.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Do you want to die with your head in chicken sick or what?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Why can't you help nurse her, though? She's flagging really bad.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Oh, my gosh, Michelle, do I look like Florence Nightingale to you?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I don't think so!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15VOMITING
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Sometimes I wish Blondie could be a little bit more
0:04:17 > 0:04:21sensitive to other people's feelings and that, don't you think, Rubes?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Don't remind me.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Oops, sorry, Rubes, hope you're feeling better soon!
0:04:26 > 0:04:27VOMITING
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Hey, y'all. When it's over, bruv...
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Baggit!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38What's that, what's that, what's that, bruv?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40What's that, what's that, what's that, bruv?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42What's that, what's that, what's that, bruv?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44What's that, what's that, what's that, bruv?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Sick tune.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49It's a little tune I came up with. It's called What's That Bruv?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Mmm.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Can I pay for my shopping. please?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56You know what, my man can make up a tune about anything you know, bruv.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Eh, yo, make up a tune about his shopping, bruv.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00It's just I'm in a bit of a rush.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Taramasalata. I'll have it for my starter.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Nice bit of Brie, I'll have it for my tea.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Little satsuma...
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Finish the line, bruv.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I really need to go...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Little satsuma...
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Little satsuma...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Have it with some tuna?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- No, bruv. - No, bruv, no.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Little satsuma, I'll...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Feed it to my Puma!- Nah, nah, nah.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Little satsuma...
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Had a sense of humour!
0:05:30 > 0:05:31No, no, try the first one again.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Er...feed it to my puma?!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- No. No, the other one. - Have it with some tuna?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Yeah, little satsuma, I'd have it with some tuna.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Nice! Now, when I say "What's that?" You say, bruv.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46"What's that?"
0:05:46 > 0:05:48..bruv.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49What's that?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Bruv!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Right, that'll be £15.26 please, bruv.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Right, now for the second verse.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59HE SIGHS
0:05:59 > 0:06:02What's that, what's that. What's that, bruv?!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Ha-ha-ha. Bruv. Meaning "mate".
0:06:05 > 0:06:08A shortened version of the word brother.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11A term coined to label a particularly close friend.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14First used in the deepest depths of South London.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Now universally used as a term of affection.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Hello, can you hear me? It's time for Chatty Mates.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Hi!- You all right? How you doin', you good?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Yeah, good, good. - Good.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Hey, you'll never guess who contacted me!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Who?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29- Sasio.- Sasio?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Yeah, cheap Sasio. - Doesn't ring a tone.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- You know, one-ding Sasio. - Oh, pay-as-you-go Sasio?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Yeah, no-money-to-ring-home Sasio.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh, every-day-she's-rushing-it Sasio?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- That's the Sasio. - Oh, what did she want, eh?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I thought she couldn't take the calls that she picks up,
0:06:42 > 0:06:44let alone make a call.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Yeah, that's what I thought
0:06:46 > 0:06:48but it turns out she gets free weekend calls.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Oh, shut up! - That's what I told her to do.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Yeah, she was rabbiting on about her 3G problems like she was
0:06:52 > 0:06:54pay monthly or something.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55What 3G problems?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Yeah, tell me about it.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I was like, "My battery's dying, yeah, got to go".
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Oh, my gosh, you pulled the old battery trick on her, did ya?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Yeah, absolutely, I was like, "Oh, what a shame,"
0:07:06 > 0:07:08she was like gutted.com!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Oh, you didn't? - I said I did, didn't I?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13But don't worry, she won't be contacting us any time soon.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- No? - No, I told her I lost my charger
0:07:16 > 0:07:18so I was going to be like totally off the grid.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Oh, my gosh, so she believed you? - Yeah, absolutely.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oh, my gosh, she's calling, she's calling me,
0:07:23 > 0:07:24she's calling, what do I do, what do I do?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- What do I do? - Send her through to voicemail.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, my gosh, I can't, I'm going to have to take it.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32I'll talk to you later, yeah. Byee! Byee! Byee!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Speak to you tomorrow b-b-b-bye-b-b-bye!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38You all right? How's it goin' Sasio, you good yeah, good yeah?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Hey, Shelly!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah I'm good, oh my gosh, Sasio you'll never guess what
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Moby's been saying about you behind your back?!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Do you want to hear the goss?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49What, Moby's been talking about me?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Yeah, yeah, you'll never guess what he's been saying about you.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55That's funny. I thought Moby didn't have any batteries.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Oh, what is she like?!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Johnny and Inel need to get everyone excited about their
0:08:02 > 0:08:05new plans for a dance craze.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Guys. You all ready for our awesome Harlem Shake video?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Brendan, Brendan, if you can't dance
0:08:10 > 0:08:12and dance real good you need to tell me now.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15I didn't know I'd need to be able to dance.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Yeah.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Well, I'll give it a try. - Great! When you're ready.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Here we go!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Here he is! It's all yours.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Rhythm is a friend.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26You do it. You do it.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30HE HUMS THE DAVID BRENT DANCE
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Oh, I don't want to watch. My eyes keep making me look.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39What is he doing?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Brendan, Brendan, Brendan, you look puffed out, mate, do you want to
0:08:42 > 0:08:44sit this one out?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Yeah.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Yeah, mate, that was real good.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Cheers, everyone. - Well done.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Thank you.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53LAUGHTER
0:08:55 > 0:08:56CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:08:56 > 0:08:58COUGHING
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Just get my stuff.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08HE HUMS AGAIN
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Next up, Rampz!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23We're back at the Rampz
0:09:23 > 0:09:25and today I'm joined by Daryl.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27How are you doing, Daryl?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Yeah, first up let me say, quick shout out to my little nephew,
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Nathan... yeah.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Cos I'm his role model, obviously, yeah.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Shout out to my girl Gwyneth.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Love you, babe, yeah.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Check you later. Shout out to my boy Leon, yeah.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Extreme biker, yeah,
0:09:42 > 0:09:44AKA Beast On A Saddle!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46This man... yeah.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49And our motto is... We like to bike.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51You know what I mean? Clack, clack!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I wonder why Chad's not skating today?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Ha! That's easy, that's easy, cos I told him not to.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58And two, the bikers have all gone.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Wh-why have you done that?
0:10:00 > 0:10:06Cos, you know what, yeah, this clown here, this clown is telling people
0:10:06 > 0:10:09that he's the king of the rampz. He's telling you, man.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Yeah. So, I thought, it's about time he learnt his lesson.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14And I'm the one to teach him that.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Imagine, yeah... there's like a lion on a bike, yeah.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24An antelope on a skateboard, yeah.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26What do you think is going to happen?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Well, I'd imagine they'd both fall off?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Yeah, but the lion's going to win, innit?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Right, I'm sure it would.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36So, do you always have the stabilisers on your bike?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Yeah, course. Course, man.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41So you can stand up straight, innit? Look, look, look...
0:10:41 > 0:10:42No hands.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- PHONE RINGS - Is that your phone?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46One sec, one sec, yeah. One sec...
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Hello? Oh, Mum, Mum! Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mummy
0:10:51 > 0:10:54No, no, no, don't come, don't come.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Yeah, no, I got it, yeah.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Yeah, yeah, yeah... No, I'll tidy it up.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I said that.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I'm sorry.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I said "sorry"!
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Right...
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Erm, obviously, man's got a bit of an emergency to deal with, still.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Sure.- No worries. I'll catch you lot later, yeah?- OK.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Safe. Hey, Leon.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Let's get out of here, man. - All right, well, bye, Daryl.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Oh, and it looks like we might actually see some action here...
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Whoa, whoa, whoa...
0:11:23 > 0:11:25That's too...
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Or...not. - Let's go this way.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Er, now it's time for, like, the best part of the show - me!
0:11:34 > 0:11:35BLONDIE GIGGLES
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Ruby has never had a boyfriend in her entire life
0:11:38 > 0:11:41so me and Michelle have decided to take it upon ourselves
0:11:41 > 0:11:43to find her one, cos we're such good friends!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47And we've decided that Robbie is like the best match out of
0:11:47 > 0:11:48everybody in the entire year!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Because he's the same age.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54And both their names begin with R.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57And...he has a job.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Paper round...
0:11:59 > 0:12:01OK, so what should I say to him?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04You've got to text him in a way that he'll not only understand
0:12:04 > 0:12:05but it spells out your intentions,
0:12:05 > 0:12:08so that you don't get mucked about like some floozy.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Do you get me? - Look, Rubes, come over here!
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Gosh. Just text him -
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Wagwan, what's good, Robbie?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16let's link up, still.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18No long-term.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I'm, like, your girl.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- It's easy.- Perfect.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- So, how many kisses should I send? - Three.- Three!
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Oh, my gosh, Michelle! She's not having his baby.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Two, then?- Two?! Rubes, if you send two kisses you
0:12:32 > 0:12:34look like you're a girl desperate for a man.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37You said I was desperate for a man, though.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Yeah, you did say yesterday at lunch that she were 14 years single.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Yes, I did say that but he doesn't need to know, though.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Oh, my gosh, you girls have got a lot to learn.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48But what if he just says he doesn't like me?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Or if he's already seeing someone else. Or worse...?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53He doesn't even reply?!
0:12:53 > 0:12:54THEY GASP
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, if that happened, I wouldn't be able to live with myself!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Well, you're going
0:12:58 > 0:13:00to have to cos you take all the same classes as him, Rubes.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Oh, that is so true, Michelle, oh, my gosh.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04You're going to have to live with the shame
0:13:04 > 0:13:06until you finish your GCSEs at least.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Oh, no!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10And then your A-Levels. And then if he decides to stay in
0:13:10 > 0:13:13higher education and attends the same university as you
0:13:13 > 0:13:16and conveniently takes the same courses and modules
0:13:16 > 0:13:18and extra-curricular activities as you, you're going to have to
0:13:18 > 0:13:21live with the shame of that, as well.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22BOTH: Oh, my dizzy-dizzy days!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25That's pain!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28It's a hard-nut life. Nobody said relationships were easy.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30My gosh, even I have an ex.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Er, yes, I have an ex. Yeah, I know that stays on my relationship record,
0:13:34 > 0:13:38yes, I totally understand there's no hiding from that...EVER!
0:13:38 > 0:13:42But, I've learnt to accept that and move forward in my life.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44ALL GASP
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Whoa! Rubes, how many kisses did you send?
0:13:47 > 0:13:52- One!- Oh, for crying out loud, Rubes!!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I really hope Robbie replies.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Because if he doesn't reply...
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Then that's Ruby's street cred finished! Done!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Ciao! Arrivederci!
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Au revoir. Laters!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07BOTH: Well...?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09OMG! He replied.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10BOTH SHRIEK
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Now time for Beanie and Fro Fro!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Eh, Beanie!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Mmm. What?
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Where are you originally from?
0:14:20 > 0:14:25Oh, well, I come from the sunny island of Jamaica.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Oh, right.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Yeah, man.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Well, Beanie, can you shut up, please?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32What you say?
0:14:32 > 0:14:37I said can you shut up, please, cos Jamaica-me angry!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Ha-ha-ha!
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Not find you funny, Fro Fro, and now you mock me heritage.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Oh, Beanie. They're just jokes!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53And now back to the salon with flamboyant hairdresser Ernesto
0:14:53 > 0:14:55and his side-kick, Julio.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Welcome.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Once, David Attenborough, he came to me - he said...
0:15:04 > 0:15:06WHISTLING SILENCE
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Julio, play some music.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Sure thing, Ernesto.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12# Ahhh! Ahhh! #
0:15:13 > 0:15:15VINYL SCRATCHES
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Julio, remix.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19# Agghhh, agghhh... #
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Julio...
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- VINYL SCRATCHES - ..add some seagull.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25# Ahh!
0:15:25 > 0:15:26# Ahh! #
0:15:26 > 0:15:27I have it! Twigs.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31HE SINGS BADLY
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Feather.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Leaves.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39HE SQUAWKS
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I am done.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Voila!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Oh!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- I don't like it. - Julio!
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- VOICEOVER:- Back to Johnny and Inel's quest to make the next dance craze
0:15:58 > 0:16:00with the Harlem Shake.
0:16:02 > 0:16:10MUSIC: "Harlem Shake" by Baauer
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Oh, that is definitely going viral.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Yes! Haha!
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Hold on, hold on, you guys are like 20 months too late.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31You're not going to get a viral video just copying other people.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Sorry, who is this guy again?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37He's right, you need to be original, pioneering, Bafta-winning.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40An original dance craze, eh?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43I can do it. I've really fancied myself as a good choreographer.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Really?- I think maybe we should bring someone in to help.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Yeah, that's good thinking. ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I said I'll do it. Look, look.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Dinah, look at this. This is for free.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55A-hem!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58While they sort themselves out, let's see who Johnny Kyle's
0:16:58 > 0:16:59got on the show today.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03On today's Johnny Kyle Show, we have royalty in the studio,
0:17:03 > 0:17:07and one of her subjects is being a little bit of a pain.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09So, let me get this straight.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14You want him to lie to you because your self-esteem is being affected?
0:17:14 > 0:17:19Precisely what I've been trying to tell you, Kyle.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21It's self-esteem - I can't affect that.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I don't want him to lie.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I just want him to tell me what he used to tell me.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29And what I used to tell you, Queenie,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31just doesn't apply any more.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Face it, you're not the fairest of them all.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Far from it, in fact.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- SHE SOBS - Oh, here we are again.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Crocodile tears, right on queue.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48You're quite the bitter little pane of glass, aren't you?
0:17:48 > 0:17:53Me? And I bet she left out the small detail of her threatening me.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Poppycock!
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Why would he lie?
0:17:55 > 0:17:59What about the time you said you were going to smash me
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- in with a hammer? - Barefaced lies!
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Sit down!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I'm the only one who stands up on the Johnny Kyle Show.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Thank you, Kyle.- Continue. - As I was saying,
0:18:11 > 0:18:14if it's all lies then what is this?
0:18:15 > 0:18:21Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Hmm?
0:18:24 > 0:18:28What do you plan on doing with that? Put it down! Put it down!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31It better be me cos I've got a hammer.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Explain yourself.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37It's so unfair. Look at me!
0:18:37 > 0:18:38I am beautiful!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Yes, you used to be beautiful, dear,
0:18:41 > 0:18:44but sadly that's not the case any more.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47See, what she seems to be forgetting is, Kyle,
0:18:47 > 0:18:50that I've seen many queens come and go.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53She's not exactly the king's first, if you know what I mean.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55SHE SOBS
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Now, you've both said some hurtful things to each other.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Her more than me. - He's done far more...
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Stop trying to point score. This is the Johnny Kyle Show.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Now, I'm not asking you to lie.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10I'm just asking you to look beyond the beauty on the outside
0:19:10 > 0:19:14and tell her how beautiful she is on the inside.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Fine. Ask me the question.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Go on!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Mirror, mirror on the wall,
0:19:23 > 0:19:27who is the fairest of them all? (Say me.)
0:19:27 > 0:19:30The fairest of them all is...
0:19:30 > 0:19:32DRUMROLL
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Johnny Kyle.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36APPLAUSE
0:19:36 > 0:19:39SHE SOBS
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Right, now that's done, who's next?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Have Johnny and Inel found someone to help them
0:19:47 > 0:19:49come up with a new dance craze?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Yes, I think so.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's Akai.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57MUSIC: "Earthquake" by Labrinth
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Yeah! Ha-ha!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33That was serious! Wicked moves there, Akai.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Yeah, it was all right.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37You know, a few crowd pleasers in there.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Bit familiar, innit? I mean, pop-lockin', who can't do that?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43What? You think you can do better?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Yeah. Go on, Inel, show 'em. - What?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Show 'em some dance moves, let's go.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Hey, I thought we got Akai in for consultation not competition.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Akai, can you help us come up with a new dance craze?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Yeah, I can try. - Yeah, that's what I thought.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Now you try some.- OK.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07- Goes through there, yeah?- Yeah, man. One, two...
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Yeah...
0:21:08 > 0:21:10not really my style.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I'm more an off-beat mover.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Check this out.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17BOTH LAUGH
0:21:22 > 0:21:24HE SCREAMS
0:21:24 > 0:21:26That was hilarious. Can you do that again?
0:21:27 > 0:21:31That's a new low for you, Inel, laughing at other people's pain.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Oh, hold up.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34LAUGHTER
0:21:34 > 0:21:36HE SCREAMS
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Do you see? Look, Inel, I think I've got it.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Look, they're doing it.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44HE GROANS
0:21:44 > 0:21:46LAUGHTER
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I've got it. I've got it!
0:21:51 > 0:21:56Sinead in Dublin town says, "Akai has the best moves.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59"Johnny #twoleftfeet."
0:22:01 > 0:22:03And now...
0:22:03 > 0:22:06for the first time...
0:22:06 > 0:22:08on British television...
0:22:08 > 0:22:11world exclusive.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15It's the dance craze that is sweeping the nation.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17The electric shock!
0:22:20 > 0:22:21# Are you ready to rock?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23# Are you ready to rock?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25# Are you ready to rock?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27# Electric shock!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32# Shock!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35# Shock!
0:22:37 > 0:22:38# Shock
0:22:40 > 0:22:42# Shock
0:22:44 > 0:22:45# Shock
0:22:47 > 0:22:49# Shock
0:22:50 > 0:22:52# Shock... #
0:22:54 > 0:22:56BELL TOLLS
0:22:57 > 0:22:59# Shock
0:23:03 > 0:23:05# Electric shock
0:23:08 > 0:23:09# Shock
0:23:11 > 0:23:13# Shock
0:23:18 > 0:23:20# Electric shock
0:23:21 > 0:23:23# Electric shock
0:23:24 > 0:23:26# Electric shock
0:23:27 > 0:23:30This is amazing, Inel. I can feel it going viral right now.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I wouldn't have thought so. I haven't put it online yet.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35What? Then do it then, Inel!