Episode 5

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hello and welcome to the Jonny and Inel show, guys.

0:00:04 > 0:00:05ALARM

0:00:05 > 0:00:07My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

0:00:07 > 0:00:10I splash water on my face to get the sleep out of my eyes

0:00:10 > 0:00:12The sun's out shining, I better stop rhyming

0:00:12 > 0:00:15As Mum's always telling me, fix up your timing.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Now we got a show on CBBC, sure all of my fans will be happy to see me

0:00:18 > 0:00:20It's sick cos the time is here

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Now sit back relax and get ready to cheer

0:00:23 > 0:00:25We're doing well as you can tell

0:00:25 > 0:00:27- So here comes the show with Johnny...- And Inel.

0:00:27 > 0:00:31Coming up on the show, Neon Jungle...

0:00:31 > 0:00:35# Braveheart

0:00:35 > 0:00:36# Show me what you got

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Got to show me when the beat drops...

0:00:40 > 0:00:42The Only Way Is Blondie...

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Oh, my heebeeheebeegeebees!

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Do you know what, do you know what?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47I'm not even going to talk to you.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Gamer Geeks...

0:00:49 > 0:00:50You want to go on a cyber date!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Oh, shut up Madjimbo, YOU do!

0:00:53 > 0:00:54- You do!- You do!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- You do!- You do!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Now it's time for the studio.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:04 > 0:01:05It's Dinah the Producer.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08She runs the show.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Brennan the Director, last year's

0:01:10 > 0:01:11runner and now he calls the shots.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Gayle the DJ - she spins the wheels

0:01:14 > 0:01:16on the J and I decks!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Mo the Runner - he just wants

0:01:18 > 0:01:19to be famous, but not on my watch.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Hey, hey, hey...

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Hello and welcome to the Johnny and Inel show.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30So Inel...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I'm not sure, what do you think, guys?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44KIDS SHOUT OUT

0:01:44 > 0:01:45It's too easy.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47BOTH: Really?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Come on, Brennan you should know this.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Should I?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Well, someone must know.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53A river!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55A river! A river, yeah.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's a river.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00I tell you what, this riddles are taxing on the old brain cells.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01I wonder how people come up with them.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well, they come up with them like me

0:02:03 > 0:02:06because I was known as the Riddlemaster in school, Inel.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Riddlemaster...self-given title, was it?

0:02:09 > 0:02:13No! Other people used to call me the Riddlemaster, actually.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Yeah, and I got plenty more where that come from as well.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Yeah?- Do you want to hear another one, guys?- Yes!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- If I have to...- There's a new riddle coming up for you

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- right after this break. - What break?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26This one, now.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28World wrestling, Johnny and Inel style,

0:02:28 > 0:02:30you've never seen anything like this...

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Tonight, we finally get to see the Traffic Warden...

0:02:38 > 0:02:40..take on the Whistler.

0:02:40 > 0:02:45HE WHISTLES

0:02:46 > 0:02:50I'm going to slap you with a £60 fine

0:02:50 > 0:02:54even though you are only one minute over your allotted time.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Jobsworth!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58WHISTLE

0:02:58 > 0:03:02I've made my decision, there's nothing you can do about it.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04I don't care if you're angry.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08WHISTLE

0:03:08 > 0:03:10I'm going to take a photograph of you

0:03:10 > 0:03:13and then I'm going to note down all of your details.

0:03:13 > 0:03:18And continue to speak to you in this annoying monotone voice...

0:03:18 > 0:03:20WHISTLE

0:03:20 > 0:03:23..which will make you even more angry.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27But like I previously stated, I don't care.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31WHISTLE

0:03:31 > 0:03:33You heard it here first folks,

0:03:33 > 0:03:37one of the bouts of the century brought to you by WWJI.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Er...and now it's time for my part of the show...

0:03:44 > 0:03:47The Only Way Is Blondie, ha!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Since I was so popular on the Johnny and Inel show last year

0:03:50 > 0:03:53the BBC have decided to give me my own show ha-ha!

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Standard!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I really hope Robbie replies.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Because if he doesn't reply...

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Then that's Ruby's street cred finished! Done! Laters!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Bye-bye!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Well?! - He replied!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Arrrrggghhh!! Oh my golly, golly, gosh - he's so into you.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Yeah! What has he said? What has he said?

0:04:24 > 0:04:28He said..."Who dis?"

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Who this?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34"Don't recognize the digits."

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Rubes,

0:04:35 > 0:04:39when we asked you to send a text,

0:04:39 > 0:04:43did you or did you not put your name at the end?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46You never asked me to!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, my heebeeheebeegeebees.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Michelle take the phone from her, please and reply to the text.

0:04:53 > 0:04:59It's Ruby from school, no long ting, I'm in your music

0:04:59 > 0:05:03and IT class, save these digits

0:05:03 > 0:05:05cos you're going to need them in the fute!

0:05:05 > 0:05:10What's man said about doing a little something soon! Send.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Sent.- Relief!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15If that doesn't get an instant reply, I don't know what will.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- TEXT ALERT - Told you.

0:05:17 > 0:05:22"Yeah babes, sounds good, let's link up still. Don't know,

0:05:22 > 0:05:24bless up, wiggle kiss."

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Ahhh!!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Oh, my golly, golly gosh he's so into you.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Do you think so?

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Yeah! Oh my gosh, some people have to wait half a day to get a reply.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Michelle, she doesn't even get replies.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Well, it's true - you don't.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41I do get replies...

0:05:44 > 0:05:46occasionally.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Next time on TOWIB...

0:05:48 > 0:05:51TEXT ALERT

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Is your ex at it again? - Is he still obsessed with you?

0:05:54 > 0:06:00- Oh, my golly, golly gosh! - What is it?- Tell us!- It's my mum!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03She's got a new boyfriend!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Oh!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07DOORBELL

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Who keeps ringing the door bell like they're

0:06:09 > 0:06:12the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Well, hello there. You're just in time for...dinner.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Hmmm!

0:06:17 > 0:06:22Now it's time for grumpy Beanie and Cheeky Fro-fro.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Psst!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Psst!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Beanie...

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Beanie...

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Over here!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Ah! What g'wan, Fro-fro?

0:06:34 > 0:06:41I was just thinking, you know how Johnny and Inel have their own show?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Mmm-hmm.- Well, I think we should have our own show.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Mmm, yeah man. - Fro-fro and Beanie show.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Yeah, that would be cool man, that would be cool.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Yeah, but,

0:06:53 > 0:06:55me think it should be called

0:06:55 > 0:06:58the Beanie And Fro-fro Show, nah mean?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Fine!

0:07:00 > 0:07:06And you could do some rapping or summat and I could tell some jokes.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Nah.- I've got one ready, do you want to hear it?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Nah, man, nah, man it's all right.

0:07:12 > 0:07:17A man walks into the doctors and he says he keeps wetting himself.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22The doctor says URINE trouble! Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Every time you tell a joke, it has to be rude!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31That's why me can't introduce you to me mum!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33It's just jokes!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Yeah, yeah we got that, Fro-fro.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Next up...Rudy and Boyyer... Baggit!

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Oi, Boyyer, check this out.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55This woman is loading all the top-end goods up at the till, bruv.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58True say, true say. This woman must have mad bag, bro.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08- And how are you doing today, madam bruv?- Ya, fine, fine.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Look, can we speed up. I'm in a rush.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Laptop, bag it...- No, thanks.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I'll bag my own things, thanks.

0:08:19 > 0:08:24- Hold on, that's my job, though. I bag things.- Well, take a break!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- iPad, bag it...- No.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Stereo, bag it.- No.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Console, bag it.- No.

0:08:41 > 0:08:46- TV, bag it.- No.

0:08:46 > 0:08:53- Well, that'll be £2,556, madam bruv.- Fine. Whatever.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01RAPID BEEPING

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- It says "card declined", bruv. - That's embarrassing, bro.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, just try it again.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14RAPID BEEPING

0:09:14 > 0:09:16It is saying "card declined".

0:09:18 > 0:09:23SLOWLY: Well, that's not possible. So run it again.

0:09:24 > 0:09:30Ha-ha! Oh, my days! Lady's trying to talk to me like I'm a computer.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33You trying to CONTROL + ALT + DELETE me, bruv?

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Well, I can speak slow as well, bruv.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41You have no money so you can't have the nice products, bruv.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46How dare you!

0:09:46 > 0:09:52Yo, lady madam bruv, I'm Baggit. I'm on my break.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Let's get back to the studio!

0:10:00 > 0:10:06Inel, you stand before two doors, one is the door to heaven,

0:10:06 > 0:10:09the other is the door to hell.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Well, what did I do, what happened?!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- LAUGHTER - It's a riddle, you fool.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh, right.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19In front of each door stands a guard.

0:10:19 > 0:10:26One guard always tells the truth, the other always tells a lie.

0:10:26 > 0:10:34You have but one question Inel, to ask one of the guards to find out

0:10:34 > 0:10:38which is the door to heaven and which is the door to hell.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Oh, well, I...

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Take your time, Inel, think about it,

0:10:45 > 0:10:47take time over the next few sketches.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51No, I think I know.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52You know what, Inel?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55That Johnny always manages to look good

0:10:55 > 0:10:57no matter what outfit he's wearing?

0:10:57 > 0:11:01No, I think I know the answer to the riddle.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05The Riddlemaster is ready.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10Right - I need to ask one guard to ask the other which he'd say is

0:11:10 > 0:11:13the door to heaven and then go through the opposite door

0:11:13 > 0:11:16because somewhere along the chain there's going to be a lie.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20So how did I crack this riddle?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Let's start by naming the two guards.

0:11:22 > 0:11:28Guard T always tells the truth and guard L always tells a lie.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30So I ask guard T "What's going on, bruv?

0:11:30 > 0:11:34"What would the other guard say is the door to heaven?"

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Guard L always tells lies about which door leads to heaven

0:11:37 > 0:11:40and this answer is passed on to guard T who will only tell

0:11:40 > 0:11:43the truth about what the other guard said.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47So I know the door to heaven is the opposite to what I am told.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49And it doesn't matter which way round the guards are.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53Yeah! The answer is always the same, no matter what.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Ha! That's one crazy riddle. Ha-ha!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03You've been cheating, Inel, you must have Googled it or something.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06There is no way you should know the answer to that.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- That is a level 5 riddle. - That's brilliant!

0:12:10 > 0:12:15Didn't think I was good at riddles but hey, guess I am! Good.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20Good? Good, Inel? I've hired them Shaolin Monks all day.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21What, you're paying them, are you?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Not any more, they'll get half day rate at best.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Easy now, fellas.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29I'm sure we can sort it out.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Arrrrrrhhhhhh!!!

0:12:32 > 0:12:35SPLASH

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Let's cut to a sketch!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Up next on today's show, the Gamer Geeks.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Welcome back, gamers, long time no game.

0:12:47 > 0:12:53I'm Shotcaller007, renowned level 5 Wise Elf on Globe of Hand Craft.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56And I'm Madjimbo28, most famous for my walk-thru

0:12:56 > 0:12:59reviews of Aladdin Speed - Ghost In The Rug.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Game on!

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Game on!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Today we will be looking at the latest high-profile

0:13:04 > 0:13:08release in the shape of GTFYA 5.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Great training for young adults.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13It's an all-encompassing world in which you can create your own

0:13:13 > 0:13:16character and customise them however you like.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19And we want to have good-looking characters

0:13:19 > 0:13:23because on this game there's female characters.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25You want to go on a cyber date!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Oh, shut up Madjimbo, YOU do!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- No, you do!- You do! - You do!- You do!

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Oh, look at that one.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Oh, I can't have that. Green afros don't suit me.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38You should have the pink hair. Ha-ha!

0:13:38 > 0:13:39Oh, this one, this one!

0:13:39 > 0:13:43We've got the hottest avatars in the entire gaming network.

0:13:43 > 0:13:48Right - I'm going to start to train my character. This is awesome.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Look how fit I'm getting.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52And I'm going to read these ancient scriptures,

0:13:52 > 0:13:54look how intelligent I'm getting.

0:13:56 > 0:14:01Nigel! It's a lovely day outside. Shall we go for a walk?

0:14:01 > 0:14:05Mum! You promised not to distract me when I'm gaming.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Oh, come on, it will be good for you to do some exercise.

0:14:08 > 0:14:13I am getting exercise training my character, it's very tiring work!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16I can't hear you, Nigel. You will have to come down.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18She just doesn't get it.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27'What do you want, Mum? I just want to play my game.'

0:14:27 > 0:14:30What in the world are you doing?

0:14:30 > 0:14:35How dare you counter-customise my character. Just get out!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38I don't want to see you for at least a day.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Fine, I'm taking my memory card, then.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Your mum said if I have to go home now

0:14:48 > 0:14:52then you have to go for a walk with her.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54She just doesn't get it!

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Fine, you can stay, but I'm not talking to you.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Can I sit here?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00I'm not talking to you so I can't tell you.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02But if I was talking to you, I'd say yes.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08I've got a riddle for you - what's bright and lives in the jungle?

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Over to you, Johnny.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Right, next up, guys, a new British girl group

0:15:13 > 0:15:15with a sparky style.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Give it up for Neon Jungle!

0:15:22 > 0:15:25# I'm on the ripped jeans oh yeah

0:15:26 > 0:15:30# And the whole world stops It's turning

0:15:30 > 0:15:33# As the love fills up our lungs

0:15:33 > 0:15:37# I'm on that club ground battle scars

0:15:37 > 0:15:41# I'm on that 3am bizarre

0:15:41 > 0:15:45# And the whole world stops It's turning

0:15:45 > 0:15:48# As the love fills up our lungs

0:15:50 > 0:15:53# These sweet dreams in motion

0:15:53 > 0:15:57# Feelings take over

0:15:57 > 0:16:00# Memories wide open

0:16:00 > 0:16:04# Summer keeps calling

0:16:04 > 0:16:08# Braveheart

0:16:08 > 0:16:12# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops

0:16:12 > 0:16:15# Braveheart

0:16:15 > 0:16:20# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops

0:16:25 > 0:16:27# Ichi ni san kaesu

0:16:41 > 0:16:45# Breathe me in I'll take you higher

0:16:45 > 0:16:49# Eat me up like wildfire

0:16:49 > 0:16:52# And the whole world stops It's turning

0:16:52 > 0:16:56# As the love fills up our lungs

0:16:56 > 0:17:00# These sweet dreams in motion

0:17:00 > 0:17:04# Feelings take over

0:17:04 > 0:17:08# Memories wide open

0:17:08 > 0:17:12# Summer keeps calilng

0:17:12 > 0:17:15# Braveheart

0:17:15 > 0:17:19# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops

0:17:19 > 0:17:23# Braveheart

0:17:23 > 0:17:27# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops

0:17:30 > 0:17:35# So show me what you got Show me when the beat drops

0:17:38 > 0:17:42# So show me what you got Show me when the beat drops

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Talkin' 'bout fresh We talkin' 'bout lettuce

0:17:51 > 0:17:53All those things that the lifestyle get us

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Stacking cheddar Chopping feta If you see my ex

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Don't sweat us How many girls you know Rock lettuce like this

0:17:58 > 0:17:59LV on my back

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Chanel on my wrist Js on my feet

0:18:01 > 0:18:02What's a bouji trick?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Hipster chick I ain't with that

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Stone cold rosetta

0:18:05 > 0:18:08OG go-getter

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Kick game at me Do you one better

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Had your girl on the roll And I just might let her

0:18:12 > 0:18:15# These sweet dreams in motion

0:18:15 > 0:18:19# Feelings take over

0:18:19 > 0:18:22# Memories wide open

0:18:22 > 0:18:27# Summer keeps calling

0:18:27 > 0:18:30# Braveheart

0:18:30 > 0:18:34# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops

0:18:34 > 0:18:38# Braveheart

0:18:38 > 0:18:43# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops. #

0:18:43 > 0:18:46APPLAUSE

0:18:46 > 0:18:49That was amazing! Neon Jungle, guys.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Now it's time for the Salon.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Welcome to the great Ernesto salon.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09And me, Julio.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Prince Zshatoco of the Sogo family once said to me...

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Julio, play some music.

0:19:21 > 0:19:27Julio. I'm ready. Julio...sushi!

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Sushi!

0:19:34 > 0:19:35Ramen noodles!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41It is done!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43I am finished. Voila!

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Oh, I don't like it.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Julio...

0:20:03 > 0:20:07And now with feedback from the show, it's Liam Piam with Witwall.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Hi, there. I'm Liam Piam.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11I'm Roger the Blogger.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14And this is Wit Wall.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down, scroll down,

0:20:18 > 0:20:21scroll down...Scott... "I don't like it."

0:20:24 > 0:20:27"How do I make an appointment to see Ernesto?"

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Scroll down, scroll down.

0:20:32 > 0:20:37Gary at Johnny and Inel says, "hashtag: I don't like it."

0:20:38 > 0:20:40I do like it.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56Now it's time for grumpy Beanie and cheeky Fro-fro.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Yo, Beanie!

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Beanie.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Me can't hear you!

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Beanie!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Me say me can't hear you.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Beanie, it's an emergency.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Emergency? Where? What happened?

0:21:12 > 0:21:17Did you hear about the fool who kept going round to everyone

0:21:17 > 0:21:18saying no?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20No.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Ah-ha! So it's you!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25You're the fool!

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Say what!

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Who are you calling fool?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31If there's any fool, it's you and your foolish jokes.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33You fool!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36What! Beanie!

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Calm yourself.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41They're just jokes.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Back to the studio.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56So, you ready for the new Riddlemaster in town? Me!

0:21:56 > 0:21:59No, I think I'm off riddles now.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03The audience want to hear my riddles as well. Don't you, guys?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Yeah!- See? Told you!

0:22:05 > 0:22:08There's a new train that's been invented and it goes

0:22:08 > 0:22:12from London to Edinburgh at 200mph.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14However, once it gets to Newcastle,

0:22:14 > 0:22:16it slows down to 190 mph,

0:22:16 > 0:22:20then when it crosses the Scottish Border,

0:22:20 > 0:22:23it speeds back up to 200mph.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25During that time:

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- East.- Nah.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- North?- Nah.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35- South?- Nah.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- West, then.- Nah.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41- South-east?- North-west!

0:22:41 > 0:22:42No.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46South-west?

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Nah.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49North-east?

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Not that one.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- North-west?- Nn-mm.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Well, it's got to be one of them. I've said 'em all!

0:22:54 > 0:22:56The answer is...

0:23:00 > 0:23:04it's an electric train so therefore there is no smoke.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07You did not say it was an electric train.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09If I'd known that, that would have been my first guess,

0:23:09 > 0:23:12I would have said, right... electric train, there's no smoke.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15All right, all right, calm down. It's just a riddle, mate, eh?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Come on - we gotta close the show.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Shocking, innit, guys?- Yeah!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22How bad is that?

0:23:22 > 0:23:27Right. One of us is going to keep making it look factually correct.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30The only way we could, I guess.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Hit the music.- Shocking.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38THEY MUTTER

0:23:42 > 0:23:46That's all for now - see you guys next week.