0:00:02 > 0:00:03# My alarm wakes me up
0:00:03 > 0:00:04# I'm ready to rise
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Splash water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming
0:00:09 > 0:00:10# As Mum's always telling me
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# "Fix up your timing!"
0:00:12 > 0:00:13# Now we've got a show on CBBC
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Sure all of my fans will be out to see me
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Get set, cos the time is here
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- # BOTH:- We're doing well as you can tell
0:00:22 > 0:00:23# So here comes the show with Johnny...
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# And Inel. #
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Coming up on today's show...
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Cos me and the Skate Till Late Crew,
0:00:33 > 0:00:35we ain't taking it any more!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37The Only Way Is Blondie...
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Liberty-ee-hee! #
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Now it's time for the studio.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Hey-hey!- Ya-ha!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49And welcome to the Johnny and Inel show.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Hold up, Inel...
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Where's the audience?
0:00:54 > 0:00:55No audience?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Why didn't you say anything, Brennan?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58I-I didn't notice.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Hey, Mo. Mo! Where's the audience?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I just went down to get them ten minutes ago,
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- there's no-one in the queue. - Nobody in the queue?!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07They're missing.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10WHIRRING
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Who's messing about with sound effects?
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Just testing.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Oh. It's just Gail.
0:01:15 > 0:01:22So who would steal 100 of the coolest audience members
0:01:22 > 0:01:24at CBBC?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Hmm.- Hmm.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I reckon it's Sam and Mark.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- What makes you say that?- Sneaky eyes.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36WHIRRING
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Ahem, testing, one, two, three.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42So, no audience and no show.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Mm-hm.- We've got to do something.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- We?!- Yes, WE.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48While we get this show back on track,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51let's check out some more action in WWJI.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53DING! DING! DING!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Tonight we finally get to see The Dentist...
0:01:58 > 0:02:01..take on The Footballer!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I'm just going to ask you to rinse before we begin.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Mouthwash.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Then I'm going to prise open your mouth
0:02:11 > 0:02:13and stuff your cheeks with cotton wool.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19And then I'm going to ask, "When was the last time you saw me?"
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Er...
0:02:20 > 0:02:23And finally, you may feel some discomfort,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25mainly caused by my drill.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Argh!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Well, I'm going to run around taking foul penalty kicks
0:02:30 > 0:02:32and doing pointless stepovers,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35and then if you get within a 30cm radius of me,
0:02:35 > 0:02:40I'm going to hit the ground and start rolling around like I'm in agony.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41- Argh!- Mm, what they all do.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43And then just jump right up again.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46And I'm going to wave imaginary cards in your face.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49And when I know the referee's definitely not looking,
0:02:49 > 0:02:50I might even try a crafty elbow.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53MATCH OF THE DAY THEME And then, when I win,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I'm going to do a knee slide and wait for all of my team-mates
0:02:55 > 0:02:58to come and hug me.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Two giants of the wrestling scene.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02This is not to be missed.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Brought to you exclusively by WWJI.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Next up, The Only Way Is Blondie.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Since I was so popular on the Johnny and Inel show last year,
0:03:19 > 0:03:21the BBC have decided to give me my own show!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Standard!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh, my golly-golly-golly-golly gosh!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- What is it?!- Tell us!
0:03:27 > 0:03:28It's my mum!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30She's got a new boyfriend.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32THEY GASP
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, my gosh!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I can't believe my mum has invited her new boyfriend
0:03:39 > 0:03:41that no-one has seen round for dinner!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45# Liberty-ee-hee! #
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Didn't even ask the rest of us if that was OK. Very rude, innit?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I mean, I'd never invite my boyfriend round
0:03:49 > 0:03:52without asking her permission first. That's just manners.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Not that I have a boyfriend.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'm single. Through choice.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Oh, my gosh! I'm coming!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- PARROT SQUAWKS - Who keeps ringing the doorbell
0:04:04 > 0:04:06like they're the hunchback of Notre Dame?!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Hi, I'm Norris Gloris, formerly of the J&I News Network.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Er, I know who you are.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17But no offence, what's your straggly self doing here?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I'm here to have dinner tonight with you, your mother
0:04:20 > 0:04:21and the rest of your family.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I'll be live in your living room from 6:30pm
0:04:24 > 0:04:27on the CBBC channel.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Oh, my gosh!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31This is my mum's new boyfriend?!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh! If I'd known there were cameras here, I 'd have dressed up.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Too late.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40MUSIC: "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Why, hello there, Norris Gloris.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44You're just in time for dinner.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, hello there...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Denise.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51May I say how wonderful you're looking
0:04:51 > 0:04:54in that dress that you're wearing?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Oh! This old thing!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I definitely don't need to keep THIS receipt.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03We'll see more of Denise and Norris's date later,
0:05:03 > 0:05:05but now Rudy and Boyyer with...
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Yeah. Yeah, I'm so looking forward to seeing everyone on the yacht.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Yeah. Who's going to be there? Milly?
0:05:14 > 0:05:15- HE SNORTS - Really?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- OK, and Trixie?- Rich tea biscuits.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19- BOTH:- Baggit!
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Rich fruit cake.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- BOTH:- Baggit!
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Sorry...
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Gold chocolate coins. BOTH:- Baggit!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Millionaire shortbread.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- BOTH:- Baggiiit! - Excuse me, I'm on the phone here.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34That'll be £9.26 please, bruv.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Yeah, sorry, where was I?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- OK, yeah. - HE SNORTS
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- Really?- I say, pardon me, bruv... - Is one ready to pay now, bruv?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Really, I'm getting a little bit distracted here.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Excuse me, I think bruv's talking to Mumsy.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Oh, what! Should one call the driver to bring the car round, bruv?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Do you mind?!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Honestly. Some people have no manners.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Agh!- You're getting bagged.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- BOTH:- Baggit!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06APPLAUSE
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I wonder if Johnny and Inel have found their audience yet.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Let's find out!
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Oh, I can't take this.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16We can't just sit here, we've got to do something, Johnny!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18We've got to find our audience!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Don't worry, Inel!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- I've got connections.- Yeah?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I know a couple of guys.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Oh, yeah. They can sort this right out.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30FUNK MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Agh!- Gah!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50What's the sitrep?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52We're pinned down!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Right...
0:06:54 > 0:06:56SIREN WAILS
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Well?- Looks like we're going to have to give up one of the bags.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Not a chance!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02PHONE RINGS
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Hello?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Hi, it's Johnny from the Johnny... SIREN WAILS OVER PHONE
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Who is it?- It's Johnny.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Listen, Johnny, I can't talk now, I'm kind of busy.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14It's just that we've got a bit of a problem.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Someone's stolen our audience, and we need your help to find them.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Sounds like a big job.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Must have been a team. At least two people.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Two people who knew the channel real well.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25'Two people who knew CBBC'
0:07:25 > 0:07:26inside out.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30What? Who?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Sam and Mark. It's obvious.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Cool audience goes missing at CBBC headquarters?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38It's them. Clear as day.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- BOTH:- Open and shut case.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Oh.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46What did they say, then?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- They couldn't help.- Oh.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Haven't got a clue.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Look, we're going to have to sort this out by ourselves.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Yeah.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56While Johnny and Inel keep looking for the audience,
0:07:56 > 0:07:58we'll take a trip to the Rampz.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Hi, I'm here at the Rampz,
0:08:08 > 0:08:12and I'm joined by Chad and the rest of the Skate Till Late Crew.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Don't even know if we can be called a crew any more.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I mean, crews are people that have each others' backs.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21They don't have my back.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23What's this all about, Chad?
0:08:23 > 0:08:24It's that loser Darrel.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27He keeps picking on me and the Skate Till Late Crew.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31I'm the only one who wants to do anything about it.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32So what's happening, guys?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Do you not want to stick up for yourselves against Darrel?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Yeah, we do, but it's Darrel, isn't it?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41What's so scary, man? I've stuck up to Darrel before.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Nothing bad happened.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Didn't I, Glen?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I don't know, I wasn't there.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50OK, Glen wasn't there, but it happened.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Look guys, are you going to have my back or what?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Yeah? OK! Well, today's the day we take the Rampz back.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Let's go!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Hey, in, in! Hands in!
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Skate Till Late!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oi, Chad! What you doin'?
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Get off the board, man.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Why should I, Darrel?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15All right, let me make this simple, yeah, so you can understand.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Imagine, yeah, there's like a mouse,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19and it wants to play on the mouse ramps...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22but a cat turns up at the mouse ramps.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25So do you think the mouse is going to stay at the mouse ramps?
0:09:25 > 0:09:26What are mouse ramps?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30It doesn't matter what mouse ramps is, he isn't going to stay, is he?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32So, you come off your board,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34otherwise something bad's going to happen.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37No doubt, cos me and the Skate Till Late Crew,
0:09:37 > 0:09:38we ain't taking it any more!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Oh, yeah?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45And what Skate Till Late Crew is that?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Darrel, you're such a loser!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- I'm telling Dad on you!- Oh, right!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Does it look like I care what he thinks?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- I'm getting out of here!- See ya!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Sorry, did I hear right?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Are you two really brothers?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Hey, Darrel...
0:10:03 > 0:10:06take your stabilisers off, you loser!
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Oh, yeah?!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Well, after that amazing revelation,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I think it's time to say goodbye to the Rampz for now.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Hello?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24You guys have left the cameras on.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Do you want me to...cut them?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29No?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Johnny?
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Hi!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Welcome to the Mo Show.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36MUSIC: "Good Time" by Chic
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Nnngh, electric shock!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39What's up, people? My name is Mo.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44The guy with more swagger, more charm,
0:10:44 > 0:10:48and the most charisma this side of the Atlantic.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52That's right, me, M to the O, Muh and Oh.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54See, I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Johnny can't test me when he's on TV.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02Everybody say, never going to know, come on BBC, give me the Mo Show.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03'Mo, I need you!'
0:11:03 > 0:11:04RECORD SCRATCHES
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Let's check out what Beenie and Fro Fro are up to.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12How are you, Beenie?
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Mm? Listen, me nah you're going to say sumting nasty,
0:11:16 > 0:11:18and me nah want to hear it.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- All right?- Relax, Beenie.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- I've just learnt something today... - Huh?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27..and I wanted to share it with you.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Wha... Wha ya learn?
0:11:29 > 0:11:35I found out what is invisible and smells of carrots.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36What is it?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Rabbit trumps!
0:11:38 > 0:11:41FRO FRO LAUGHS
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Dat is disgusting! You're sick, Fro Fro, you're sick.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Chill out, Beenie!- No.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50You need to go see a doctor or sumting, Fro Fro,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53because your jokes, dem are sick! They're sick!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56They're just jokes!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Koh.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Hee-hee, rabbit trumps!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08So why are dressed as Ghostbusters again?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Because, Inel, silly old me
0:12:10 > 0:12:13thought that there might just be something supernatural
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- about 100 people going missing.- Right.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Yeah, that and the Sherlock Holmes and Watson costumes were all out.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Oh, that's why we're both dressed as Winston.- Yeah...
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I did try and get the Peter, Ray or Egon one, but they were all gone.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26So Winston will have to do.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- It's always the way, innit?- Yeah.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30So what shall we do now?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I guess we're going to have to take back control.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# We arrive every day come to see our fans
0:12:35 > 0:12:38# But it looks like today there's a hitch to our plans
0:12:38 > 0:12:40# Not a soul in the studio so we can't start the show
0:12:40 > 0:12:42# It's looking like a nightmare I'm telling you, man
0:12:42 > 0:12:46# "Where the audience at?" Is what I say
0:12:46 > 0:12:49# But not a single response comes back my way
0:12:49 > 0:12:51# Think we might be haunted but I ain't daunted
0:12:51 > 0:12:53# I just don't know what could've made them stray
0:12:53 > 0:12:59- BOTH- # I guess we're gonna have to take control
0:12:59 > 0:13:00# Gotta...
0:13:02 > 0:13:04# Gotta find the audience
0:13:04 > 0:13:06# The audience
0:13:06 > 0:13:08# For our show
0:13:10 > 0:13:12# We should
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# Get to looking
0:13:15 > 0:13:17# Were are they?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# I don't know
0:13:20 > 0:13:22# But who...
0:13:22 > 0:13:25# Could come and take the audience?
0:13:25 > 0:13:32# Cos I've been left in the dark
0:13:32 > 0:13:33# Where are they?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Find that audience
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# They've gotta be...
0:13:38 > 0:13:42# With Sam and Mark. #
0:13:42 > 0:13:45No way.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49We're not going to find our audience messing around singing songs.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51It's Liam Piam with Wit Wall!
0:13:51 > 0:13:56James@Riverdance says, "Johnny and Inel's Ghostbusters outfit...
0:13:56 > 0:13:59"hashtag - who do you want to call?"
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Not Johnny and Inel. Don't call them, please.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Sway!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I wonder how Blondie is getting on with her new house guest, Norris?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15D'you know, Denise, I didn't think it was possible,
0:14:15 > 0:14:20but you actually look even more radiant every time I see you.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Oh, Norris, well...
0:14:22 > 0:14:27Come on in and meet the rest of the family. This is my father, Cornelius.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32- Good evening.- Wa-wham, Norris. - Yeah, right back at you, old bean.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- And my son, Tristian. - Hi, I'm Tristian.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- How are you, Christian? - Tristian.- Christian.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Tristian.- Christian.- It's Tristian.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43Listen, son, whatever religion you choose, I'm not going to judge you.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Take seat for me.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Oh my, Michelle!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48SHE SQUEALS
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Gosh, Norris is like the biggest cheese man ever.- 'I know.'
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- And we are not talking mild cheese neither.- 'What do you mean?'
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Norris is a full-blown, high-grade mature cheese from
0:14:57 > 0:14:59cheese region, lock it in the cheesiest valley ever.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01'You definitely said it, girl.'
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- I know, that's well cheesy. - # Cheesy! #
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- One second, Michelle.- 'OK.'
0:15:06 > 0:15:07'What's he saying?'
0:15:07 > 0:15:10These flowers are for you.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Oh, Norris, I'd blush if I could. They're lovely.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20How did you know orange roses are my favourite?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Let's just say I have my sources.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Ketchup, mainly, sometimes brown sauce. Ha, ha, ha!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Norris, you're hilarious. - I know. I know.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40- You, sir, deserve your own show. - I should have my own show.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48Oh, I am going to get him. I'm going to get Norris, real good.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52# I swear it! #
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Norris, thinks he's proper clev using my show as a vehicle to
0:15:56 > 0:15:58push his career to bigger and better things.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59I don't think so, Norris!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08And now, let's check out School Room Solutions.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Kids, tired of mean words from school haters?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Debaters?
0:16:16 > 0:16:20You need Gossip Proof Vest.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Gossip Proof Vest means you can
0:16:22 > 0:16:24confidently stroll through classrooms,
0:16:24 > 0:16:27corridors, playgrounds, and dining halls.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32Gossip Proof Vest protects against rumours. Jibes.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Cusses. And more.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45# Get up, get up! #
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Next, Bants In The Booth.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I wonder what celebrity is going to be in the booth this week?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Uh-oh, look! It's Wretch 32.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55# Let there be no light
0:16:55 > 0:16:56# Oh
0:16:56 > 0:16:59# Let there be no light
0:16:59 > 0:17:00# Till the sun rise
0:17:00 > 0:17:02# Let there be no light...
0:17:02 > 0:17:04# Light, light
0:17:04 > 0:17:08# Only then will I open my eyes
0:17:08 > 0:17:09# Let there be no light... #
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Are you really Wretch or are you a fake Wretch?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15No, I think it's me, cos I can tell by the shirt.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Hey, spad me there.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Of course. Me too, me too.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Don't leave me out, I won't leave you out never.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Aw.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28So, Wretch, you've been doing music for a long time, haven't you?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30It's been a fun journey.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Started off just messing around,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35of course, everybody starts off messing around then I started
0:17:35 > 0:17:37taking a lot more seriously and I got a lot better.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39And then now we're here, sitting in the booth today.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46So, Wretch, we're trying to get into a bit of music now, yeah.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50So what advice could you give us for how to come up with some lyrics?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I'd say think out the box, even though I'm in one now.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54It's about being your own critic,
0:17:54 > 0:17:56but at the same time it is about enjoying it.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58I've tried being my own critic,
0:17:58 > 0:18:02but anything I've written so far is just brilliant.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Wretch, you've been doing so much music,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09who would you like to collaborate with in the future, anyone?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11It would be nice to make a record with Adele,
0:18:11 > 0:18:14but who wouldn't say that. I'd like to write something with Gary Barlow.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18So that is an exclusive in Bants In The Booth. Take that.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21It's like Take Wretch. Take that, Wretch.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Take that!- It works.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Thanks so much, Wretch, for coming and having some Bants In The Booth,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31it's been great having you. Oh!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37# Bants in the booth. #
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Have Johnny and Inel found their audience yet?
0:18:40 > 0:18:44100 audience members can't just disappear. Where's Sam and Mark?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- I mean, who would want to take 100 audience members?- Sam and Mark!
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Who's even got room for 100 audience members?- Let me think, Sam and Mark.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00You're not going to believe this, Inel, it's Sam and Mark.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- And how did you come to this conclusion, Johnny?- Instincts.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Always trust your instincts.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I always trust my instincts, Johnny!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16On today's Johnny Kyle Show, Mrs Pan says,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18will my son Peter ever grow up?
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Let's find out.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- So, how did this all start? - Back when he was a teenager.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Now he's a man and it's getting worse. He doesn't listen.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33He doesn't have a job and now he is going around saying
0:19:33 > 0:19:35he is the leader of a gang of boys.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38That is not something a mum wants to hear, you know.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Let's go and hear his side of the story, shall we?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Guys, please welcome Peter Pan.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Hey, yo, here he is. Big Pan, ha ha ha!
0:19:47 > 0:19:51# Lost boys, lost boys, lost boys! #
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Ha, ha, ha!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Sit down!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57All right, I'll sit down, only cos I want to sit down,
0:19:57 > 0:19:58not cos you told me to sit down.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00And you'll sit down because I told you to.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Sat down because I told myself to sit down.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Make sure you stay seated.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- I'm seated because I want to be... - SIT.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07I'm sitted.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11See what he's like? He's so angry, all the time.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13You know what? I think it's Tinkerbell's fault.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag -
0:20:17 > 0:20:20it's got nothing to do with Tinkerbell, love.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Why don't you start showing your mum some respect?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Start listening to her.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Oh, whatever.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28All she does is just whine on about the same stuff, anyway.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32"Peter Pan, do this, do that." Sounds just like Wendy.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34That's another one, don't get me started on her.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36She's let herself go, wears her PJs all over the gaff,
0:20:36 > 0:20:38treats me like an employee in my own house.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43You're a spoilt little boy - a little Lost Boy in a man's body
0:20:43 > 0:20:45who's afraid of growing up.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Oh, whatever. You know what? Don't even have to listen to this.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I'm Peter Pan - ha-ha!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Got my own gang of Lost Boys, yeah?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54You need me, we'll be down in Never Never Land, yeah?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- LOST BOYS JEER - See you later, losers.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Sad.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04It's all right. Just...just need to warm up first, know what I mean?
0:21:04 > 0:21:05PETER CHUCKLES
0:21:05 > 0:21:07So long.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08THUD!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Argh!
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- Oh, it's worse than what I thought. - I'm sorry, Mum. I'm sorry, Mum.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18It's all right.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19- TEARFULLY:- It's Tinkerbell.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22She's just led me down the wrong path in life.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25We can help you out.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Me and the aftercare team,
0:21:26 > 0:21:29we've dealt with much worse than this before.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31We'll help you get back on the right path.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33But you've got to meet us in the middle.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Can you do that?- Yes, Johnny Kyle.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37PETER SNIFFS LOUDLY
0:21:37 > 0:21:38OK.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Right, now they're done, who's next?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Tell you what's coming next - we're going to confront Sam and Mark
0:21:47 > 0:21:48about stealing our audience.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50That's what I'm saying...
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Tell them. Tell them!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Oi! Sam and Mark! We want a word with you two.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Yeah! Give us back our audience!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Don't know what you're talking about, mate.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04We have deduced that you had the motive, the opportunity
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- and the means to commit this crime. - That's right.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Listen, I think it's a simple case of mistaken identity.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16- It's probably Dick and Dom. - Yeah - I mean, this is our audience.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18If some of your audience are coming to our show,
0:22:18 > 0:22:20then that's not our problem, you see?
0:22:20 > 0:22:21It's an accident.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23They're lying. They came and got us.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25They told us to laugh "louder than you would
0:22:25 > 0:22:27"on the Johnny and Inel Show."
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- That's all I need to hear. - The gig's up.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31We know it was you.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Would've gotten away with it as well if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Come on, guys. - Come on, let's get out of here.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Can't believe this - expected better of you two.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Let's go, this way, out of here.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42'See? I told you it was Sam and Mark!'
0:22:42 > 0:22:45'I know, you don't need to keep going on about it.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46'I know you're rarely right...'
0:22:46 > 0:22:49AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- Ah!- Yeah!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54I'm so pleased to be back in our studio
0:22:54 > 0:22:55with our loyal legions.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I'll tell you, mate. And just in time
0:22:57 > 0:22:59for Greet Of The Week - ha-ha!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Let's do it.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Uh...uh...uh...uh...
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Point!
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Let's do it again.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Uh...uh...uh...uh...
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Point!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Ha-ha!- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- So, that's all we've got time for. - Yeah.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Is that it?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Uh...sorry, it's not our fault you're so gullible,
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- you'd just follow anyone. - Yeah, come on.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Hey, everyone, if we hurry up,
0:23:21 > 0:23:23we can catch Friday Download before they finish!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26CHEERING
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Uh...?
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Oh! The cheek of it!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Unbelievable!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Anyway, we'd better wrap things up. - Mm-hm.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39We're going to keep making it look good...
0:23:39 > 0:23:42..the only way Johnny and Inel could - ah-ha!
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Hit the music!