0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hello and welcome to the Johnny And Inel Show, guys.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05ALARM RINGS
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Now we've got a show on CBBC
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Sure all of my fans will be out to see me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Get set cos the time is here
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:00:22 > 0:00:24BOTH: # We're doing well as you can tell
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# So here comes the show with Johnny
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# And Inel."
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Let's see what's coming up on today's Johnny And Inel Show.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Lucy Spraggan.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Come say it to me... #
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Blondie.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39I'll be right back after this break.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44This guy!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Top bants, Noris.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51It's £850, please.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- It's a banana.- Well, it says "Laptop £850."
0:00:57 > 0:01:00And now it's time for the studio. Let's meet the crew.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06She runs the show.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Last year's runner and now he calls the shots.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14She spins the wheels on the J&I decks.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18He just wants to be famous - but not on my watch!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Welcome to the Johnny And Inel Show.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Oh, Jonny, I thought you said you were going to pick me up
0:01:26 > 0:01:28in the car, mate.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Yeah, sorry about that, mate. There wasn't enough room in the car.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Not enough room in the car?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Oh, I know what this is.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Cos you've got your new girlfriend, isn't it? JoJo.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Hiya, Inel.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42All right?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Yeah, JoJo likes to take a route that doesn't pass your house.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47You what? I live next door to you, mate.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Thanks, JoJo.- Yeah, anyway, let's do a Greet Of The Week, shall we?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Yeah, I got a good one. Right, what we're going to do is...
0:01:55 > 0:01:59SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- What is it?- TLA.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- What's TLA?- Do it.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Go on!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07True Love Always.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Do it!- Yeah, I will.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Do it now.- In front of everyone?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13For me?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18WHISPERING: TLA. TLA.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Come on, everybody - TLA.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29HE GAGS
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Yeah, you can stop. - TLA, mate (!)
0:02:31 > 0:02:36I tell you what, everyone, we should do a love heart Greet Of The Week.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41HE MAKES EXPLOSION SOUND
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Stop.- Why don't you cut to a sketch, boys?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yeah, good thinking, JoJo.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- John-John. - SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oh, mate, you ain't going to go over there
0:02:55 > 0:02:57after she clicked her fingers, are you?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- You're just jealous, mate. - Oh, yeah?- Yeah.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01She clicking her fingers like you're a dog or something?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03On your own again?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Oh, it's like that, is it?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Did you see that? Did you that look she gave me?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17I'm good man, I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Get ready for WWJI, let the crazy battles begin!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24FIGHT BELL RINGS
0:03:24 > 0:03:29Tonight, we finally get to see the Weather Man
0:03:29 > 0:03:32take on the Hairdresser!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I'm going to take you downtown.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38To the Northwest coast of Ireland,
0:03:38 > 0:03:42where it's surprisingly chilly for this time of year.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44And you won't have a coat!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Visibility is less than three feet.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50So you won't see me coming!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53High or low, I don't feel pressure.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Oh, yeah? Well, you need a wash, a cut, and a blow-dry.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00And I'm the guy to make that happen.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Imma perm your hair so tight
0:04:02 > 0:04:04your brain gone hurt.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06FIGHT BELL RINGS
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Do not miss out on this epic event. Tickets go on sale midnight tonight.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Make sure you have permission to stay up that late.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Right, let's go and see what Blondie's been up to.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Uh, yeah, it's time for me!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Since I was so popular on the Johnny And Inel Show last year,
0:04:24 > 0:04:27the BBC have decided to give me my own show!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Standard!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32You actually look even more radiant every time I see you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Oh, Noris.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36'Noris Gloris is, like, the biggest cheeseman, ever.'
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Oh, my gosh!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Noris Gloris thinks he's proper clev, using my show as a vehicle
0:04:45 > 0:04:47to push his career to bigger and better things.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52I don't think so, Noris! Nobody - I mean, nobody! - uses Blondie!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53No-one.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00And that's when I said to him,
0:05:00 > 0:05:03"I'll be right back after this break."
0:05:06 > 0:05:07This guy!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Top bants, Noris.- I know.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I can't wait to tell my friends at school that joke, Mr Gloris.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Eh, what friends?- Blondie.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Well, it's true. Everybody knows he hasn't got any friends.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24You, sir, are one funny brother from another mother.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Why thank you, Cornelius. Did you get all that?
0:05:27 > 0:05:28You get all that?
0:05:28 > 0:05:32And you, Cornelius, you're one very fascinated fellow.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Your book has to be in the top ten books I've ever read.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- But you've only read, like, ten books.- Blondie!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Well, it's true. I bet he hasn't even read yours.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43What's Grandad Cornelius' book called, if you're such a fan?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- You don't have to answer that, Noris. - No, no, it's fine.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- I've been fortunate enough to have read it several times.- Well?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Stop stalling.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Oh, well...- What's it called?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Uh...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59KNIFE CLATTERS
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh, I dropped my knife on the floor.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Cornelius' book is called The Dictionary Of What Kids Say.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16And I think you'll find, on page 32, that is what is what as known as
0:06:16 > 0:06:18"a burn."
0:06:19 > 0:06:22That's the one, good fellow. Burn indeed.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Page 32.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Extra chicken for you?- Oh, please.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Thank you. Looks much better on my plate than yours, doesn't it?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Succulent.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Checkmate.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40SHE SHRIEKS
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Where do you think you're going, young lady?- I'm going to my room!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47It's fine, Denise, leave her to it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Don't let her ruin what has been a splendid evening.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- I'm having a fantastic time, aren't you?- I'm loving it.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Brown sauce guy. Anyone remember that?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Who forgot about that one?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Let's get back to the studio!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08CHEERING
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- New outfit, is it, Johnny? - Oh, this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Let's just get on with it, shall we?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Hey, hey, and welcome back to the Johnny And Inel Show.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Aaaand cut!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28What's going on? What you doing?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30What is she doing?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I'm sorry, Inel, what you said, it's not working.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I just said, "Hey, hey."
0:07:36 > 0:07:40It's not funny. And it's affecting the John-John performance.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Is it?- Yes, it is!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47He is holding you back. Can't you see?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Ouch!- She is really starting to get on my nerves.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Do you know what? I'm just going to go for lunch.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- See you later.- Bye.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Inel!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- You can't do this, we're rehearsing.- Hello!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Focus on the clicks!
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Do you think I like having to come out here and save your show?
0:08:10 > 0:08:11He is holding you back.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Listen to me, John-John.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I. Know. What's. Best. For. You.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20And. It. Is. Not. Inel.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- How about a Mo Show?- Now you're really starting to get on my nerves.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29No? OK.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Where's Inel gone?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I think I need to go and sit down.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36SHE SIGHS
0:08:36 > 0:08:41Hello! What do I need to do to get a drink round here? Mo!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Hey.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Drink!- Oh, sorry!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Cos I'm Mo, get your drinks.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Who's turned up at the checkout for Rody and Boyyer?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Oh, yo! Voice-over, bruv. Baggit!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- All right, lady-bruv?- Yeah. Just like to buy that, please.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12BEEP!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15That's £850, please.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16What do you mean?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19£850.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Uh, yeah, but it's a banana.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Well, it says, "Laptop, £850."
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- But it's a banana.- Well, that's not what the till says there.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- But I think...- Please don't argue with the till, bruv.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Look.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37It's a banana.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42You just destroyed an £850 laptop, bruv!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46What? Where you going, bruv?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49You can't... Security!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Sorry about that, bruv, you just get people trying it sometimes.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59BEEP!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03One cauliflower.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06That'll be 17 pence, please, bruv.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Nice.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17See you later, Rudy. Let's get back to Johnny and Inel.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- You all right? - All right?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25See you went for the special.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Yeah, spag ball. Can't go wrong, man.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Um...
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- where's JoJo?- Giving notes to the director.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I know, I know. She's got to go.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Yep.- It's just about how I say it now.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- I'm going to break her heart, bless her.- Break her heart?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45She hasn't got a heart.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47If she does, it's made of stone.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49TAPE REWINDS
0:10:51 > 0:10:52# I've known Inel for years
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# He's a nice guy
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# I'm just tellin' you, Johnny
0:10:56 > 0:10:58# That he will tell you lies
0:10:58 > 0:10:59# You're the liar
0:10:59 > 0:11:01# He's never betrayed me once
0:11:01 > 0:11:02# Now what about you?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04# I'd never betray you, Johnny
0:11:04 > 0:11:06# Inel would say that, too
0:11:06 > 0:11:07# I'm sorry
0:11:07 > 0:11:09# But blaming it on Inel
0:11:09 > 0:11:10# That's just real low
0:11:10 > 0:11:12# I'm just warning you, Johnny
0:11:12 > 0:11:14# He wants to be the star of the show
0:11:14 > 0:11:15# Do you think?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18# I've always suspected that might be his plan
0:11:18 > 0:11:20# I'm not his biggest fan
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# But I want what's best for my man
0:11:22 > 0:11:24# Stop hangin' round him
0:11:24 > 0:11:26# Don't like how you sound here
0:11:26 > 0:11:28# I'm not controlling
0:11:28 > 0:11:30# But his ego's outstanding
0:11:30 > 0:11:32# But why you gotta fight him?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34# Cos I don't like him
0:11:34 > 0:11:36# I've known him for too long
0:11:36 > 0:11:38# I think you've got it wrong
0:11:38 > 0:11:42# Go in there and shake his hand
0:11:42 > 0:11:46# And tell him that he is the man
0:11:46 > 0:11:49# Cos I can tell you don't like Inel
0:11:49 > 0:11:51# You better find him and make up
0:11:51 > 0:11:54# If you don't want us to break up
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- # Choose me - I can't choose
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- # Choose me - Can't choose
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- # Choose me - Can't choose
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- # Choose me - Don't make me choose
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- # Choose me - Can't choose
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- # Choose me - Can't choose
0:12:06 > 0:12:08# Choose me, choose me now
0:12:08 > 0:12:11# You really better start choosing. #
0:12:13 > 0:12:15FINGERS CLICK
0:12:18 > 0:12:20All right, here goes.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Think there's going to be some tears before bedtime.- Yup.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Wish me luck.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Good luck with that, Johnny. It's not going to be easy.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Right, I could do with a haircut,
0:12:42 > 0:12:46but I don't think I'll go to The Salon. What if I don't like it?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Welcome
0:12:51 > 0:12:54to the great Ernesto's
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Salon.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58And me, Julio.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Captain Black of the Jolly Roger once said to me...
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Julio, play me some music!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11MUSIC: "What Makes You Beautiful" By One Direction
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Julio, don't be so ridiculous. You know I can't stand pop.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19SEA SHANTY PLAYS
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I have it! Julio, I have it!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Cannon ball.- Cannon ball.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33BOING!
0:13:34 > 0:13:35BOING!
0:13:38 > 0:13:39BOING!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I am finished.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42BOING!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47It is complete.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Voila!
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Oh!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I don't like it!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Julio, this was your fault.- Me? - Fire!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Fire!
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Fire!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Ernesto, I made it.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05BIRDS TWEET
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Hey, it's time to check out Beenie and Fro Fro.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Yo, Beenie.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Oh, what you want this time, Fro Fro?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Guess what I got for you, Beenie?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Another one of your silly jokes no doubt.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26That's dead...
0:14:26 > 0:14:30You're, like, a mind-reader.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31I'm well impressed.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Mercy!
0:14:33 > 0:14:38What do you call the boy sat under a cow?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Me not care.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Pat.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44HE LAUGHS
0:14:44 > 0:14:45That's disgusting!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Oh, they're just jokes!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I wonder how Johnny's getting on with JoJo.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Look, JoJo, I've got something to say.- Well, can we hurry up?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I've got some notes to give the producer.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I hope it's not bad news.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh, it's not bad news.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07It's more how I see...what I think's best for both of us.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Really? OK.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- I'm waiting.- Well, it's just how I see us moving forward.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19I... You... We...
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Well, come one, John-John, spit it out.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26I...
0:15:26 > 0:15:28want to break up with you.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29You what?!
0:15:29 > 0:15:30THUNDER RUMBLES
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I said, will you marry me?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Oh.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Well, I wasn't expecting this.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43HE SIGHS
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Oh, Johnny. Did you tell her? How did it go, then?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Yeah. Yeah, mate.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Hey, Jonny, you did the right thing, mate.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Did I?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59No, it's not your fault. I'll see you later.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I like this Noris fellow. He has very good taste.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17I've definitely struck gold with Noris.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22I would love for Mr Cloris to give a talk at our school one time.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Because he is a fascinating...
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Stimulating individual. It's been a long time
0:16:27 > 0:16:31since I've had such riveting conversation at the dinner table.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33It's usually talk about Beyonce.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36But Noris has really switched things up around ours.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I mean, he's brightened up the whole evening.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Is this guy ever going to leave?
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Great company, funny anecdotes. I give Noris Gloris...
0:16:47 > 0:16:51When is he going to leave? When is he going to leave?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56My family all adore him, apart from Blondie.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I really like him.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02I can't fault him. He's perfect.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03I'm giving him a 10.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Just breathe. Breathe in.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08What do I think?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Well, I think the evening's going rather well.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Guys, do you mind if I have a quick moment alone with Denise?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Sure thing, Mr Gloris.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Fine. I can take a hint.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Now for the icing on the cake.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Denise, I haven't known you for a long time
0:17:37 > 0:17:41but there is one thing about my future that I am sure of.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43And that's that I want you
0:17:43 > 0:17:47and your wonderful family to be a part of my life.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Oh, that's so cute, Noris.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Are you getting this?
0:18:00 > 0:18:06Denise, will you do me the honour of making me the happiest man alive?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Will you marry me?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Oh, my golly, golly,
0:18:11 > 0:18:18go-o-o-o-o-sh!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Shall we say au revoir?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26The world does not revolve around you?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Are you trying to say I'm selfish? - Yes, I am, young lady.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Let's get back to the studio.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37All the way from her auditions on X Factor to her successful UK
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- and Irish tours. ..- Now headlining the Johnny And Inel Show, guys,
0:18:41 > 0:18:43give it up for Lucy Spraggan.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47MUSIC: "Paper Dreams" by Lucy Spraggan
0:18:47 > 0:18:49# Got my feet on the ground but I know where my heart is
0:18:49 > 0:18:51# Writing a song doesn't make me an artist
0:18:51 > 0:18:54# Tryna get somewhere, try my hardest
0:18:54 > 0:18:57# Somewhere now and I haven't even started yet
0:18:57 > 0:18:58# I've got so much to do
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# But I'm too tired to put on my shoes
0:19:01 > 0:19:03# And walk to the next stop in jeans and a vest top
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# With last nights pizza that I'll eat the rest of
0:19:06 > 0:19:08# Friend of a friend, I met and I hated
0:19:08 > 0:19:10# Unfortunately he thought he was amazing
0:19:10 > 0:19:12# You and me minus your VIP
0:19:12 > 0:19:15# Means you got a fatter wallet but we're pretty much the same thing
0:19:15 > 0:19:17# I'll admit that I could look fitter
0:19:17 > 0:19:20# I might get jealous but I'll never be a quitter
0:19:20 > 0:19:22# Stumble on your heels while I do up my shoelace
0:19:22 > 0:19:25# I might be a witch but I'll never be two faced
0:19:25 > 0:19:27# Say what I want and do what I do
0:19:27 > 0:19:29# I have my own friends and they hate you too
0:19:29 > 0:19:31# You have to give respect to get respect
0:19:31 > 0:19:34# Crawling back under your rock is your best bet
0:19:34 > 0:19:38# And if you've got something interesting that's worth me listening
0:19:38 > 0:19:39# Come say it to me
0:19:43 > 0:19:46# But if you can't be nice then shut your mouth
0:19:46 > 0:19:49# I'll drift away and chase my paper dreams
0:19:53 > 0:19:58# Cos I'll never be the person that everyone else want me to be
0:20:12 > 0:20:14# I've got my hands in the air but I'm still dreaming
0:20:14 > 0:20:17# I'm half lazy half human being
0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's hard to think when your brain's on the ceiling
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# I might do the robot but I've got feelings, yes
0:20:22 > 0:20:24# And you'll agree with me
0:20:24 > 0:20:26# Even if I look stupid I'm pretty happy
0:20:26 > 0:20:28# If you're having fun don't care what you look like
0:20:28 > 0:20:31# As long as you're smiling then you've got the game right
0:20:31 > 0:20:35# And if you've got something interesting that's worth me listening
0:20:35 > 0:20:37# Come say it to me
0:20:40 > 0:20:43# But if you can't be nice then shut your mouth
0:20:43 > 0:20:46# I'll drift away and chase my paper dreams
0:20:50 > 0:20:55# Cos I'll never be the person that everyone else want me to be
0:21:00 > 0:21:02# You can love me or hate me
0:21:02 > 0:21:05# You can love me or hate me
0:21:05 > 0:21:07# You can love me or hate me
0:21:07 > 0:21:09# You can love me or hate me
0:21:09 > 0:21:11# Love me
0:21:11 > 0:21:12# Hate me
0:21:12 > 0:21:13# Love me
0:21:13 > 0:21:14# Hate me
0:21:14 > 0:21:16# Love me
0:21:16 > 0:21:19# Hate me. #
0:21:19 > 0:21:21CHEERING
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Let's crack on with the studio.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Look's like Mo's got a delivery for Johnny.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Got some kind of letter.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Cheers, mate.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36All right, mate!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- JoJo:- 'Dear John-John,
0:21:46 > 0:21:49'things are moving all too quickly for me,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52'especially now that Jim-Jim has come through from LA.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54'Thanks for the memories.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58'I hope this doesn't completely shatter your confidence.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00'You're a nice guy with a good heart
0:22:00 > 0:22:03'and I'm sure there's someone out there just for you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05'Send my love to Inel.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07'JoJo.'
0:22:07 > 0:22:09You all right, Johnny?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Reading fan mail, are we?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15It's JoJo, she's broke up with me.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Yeah!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- I thought you said you already broke up with her?- Yeah. Yeah, I did.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29I broke up with her and then, weirdly,
0:22:29 > 0:22:34she still thinks that she can break up with me. Crazy!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37And now she's going on about some new guy. Jim-Jim, apparently.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- I mean, what kind of name is that? "Jim-Jim."- I don't know, "John-John."
0:22:41 > 0:22:43HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS
0:22:43 > 0:22:44All right!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47THEY ALL CLICK THEIR FINGERS
0:22:47 > 0:22:50All right, all right! Let that go, let that go.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Stop clicking!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54You're bitter, you are. Jealous.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Me?- Jealous.- All right.- Yeah.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS
0:22:59 > 0:23:03All because I got a girlfriend? You're that jealous, are you?
0:23:03 > 0:23:04I'm not jealous at all, mate.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Yeah, don't even bother me, anyway.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Now I no longer have a girlfriend,
0:23:09 > 0:23:14who I broke up - for you, may I add - what say you about bowling tonight?
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- Ooh, ahh.- Come off it, Inel, you've never got plans.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Actually, there's a funny story about the plans, actually.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23WOMAN WHISTLES
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Coming, lovely. Two minutes.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27What was that?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30It's date night. Yeah. Got to go.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33You couldn't hurry up and say "We got to keep making it look good,"
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- could you?- Betrayed me.- Hurry it up.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38We'll keep making it look good.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40The only way Johnny and Inel could.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- See you later.- Hit the music.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45BELL RINGS
0:23:45 > 0:23:48THEME MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Everybody say... Oh!