0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hello and welcome to The Johnny And Inel Show, guys.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05ALARM RINGS
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out of my eyes
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# As Mum's always telling me fix up your timing
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# Now we got a show on CBBC
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Sure all of my fans will be happy to see me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# It's sick cos the time is here
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# We're doing well as you can tell
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- # So here comes the show with Johnny - And Inel. #
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Coming up on today's show.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31MKS.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33I've been waiting for this day.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Who's the biggest diva out of you three?
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Keisha?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I was about to say we're not.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40The Only Way Is Blondie.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Like she'd marry you!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45You're like old, and like your hair's like proper dodge,
0:00:45 > 0:00:49and don't even get me started about your suit cos like the threads are like terrible.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52And we take a trip to the Rampz.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53This can't go on, Darryl.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55One of us is going to have to leave the Rampz.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59So let's get started and get to the studio.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Hello and welcome to The Johnny And Inel Show.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10First up, let's meet the crew.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12There's Dinah the producer,
0:01:12 > 0:01:13she's in charge.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Brennan the director,
0:01:14 > 0:01:15I'm not sure what he does though.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Driving the decks in the studio,
0:01:19 > 0:01:20we have Gayle the DJ
0:01:20 > 0:01:22and driving me mad
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- is Mo the runner.- Thanks.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Now today, Johnny has kindly let me take charge of the show.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31So I've decided to throw a party!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33CHEERING
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Oh, yeah. Johnny, why don't you give us a drum roll to get it started?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40DRUM ROLL
0:01:40 > 0:01:42That was nice, that was nice. Do it again.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45SAME DRUM ROLL Why am I even on drums?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48That was amazing. Coming up on my awesome party episode,
0:01:48 > 0:01:50we've got some amazing games.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52DRUM ROLL
0:01:54 > 0:01:56And the biggest and best tunes which are going to make this
0:01:56 > 0:01:59the most incredible Johnny And Inel Show episode ever!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I think Inel might be getting a bit carried away.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06So let's get this party started!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Hold up, I haven't said a thing!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Now it's time for world wrestling, Johnny and Inel style.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15You've never seen anything like this.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20This weekend, one of the most hotly anticipated line-ups.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23It's the Dentist
0:02:23 > 0:02:25versus the Waiter.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30If there is one thing in this world, Dentist, that I cannot stand
0:02:30 > 0:02:34it's when people don't say please and thank you.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Please.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39You, Dentist, look like someone who has bad manners.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Someone who puts their elbows on the table.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Or you eat with your mouth open.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48And someone who never leaves a tip.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Here's a tip for you.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Why don't you brush twice a day and floss regularly?
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Good advice.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59What kind of a tip is that? I'm going to make your life a living nightmare.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02I'm going to drink loads of fizzy drinks.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I'm going to eat so many sherbet fountains that they come out
0:03:05 > 0:03:12of my nose and I'm never, ever going to brush my teeth before I go to bed!
0:03:12 > 0:03:17Well, if that's the case, I'm looking forward to tipping you
0:03:17 > 0:03:20back into my chair, poking you with my descaler
0:03:20 > 0:03:24and telling you you're going to get gum disease within six months.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25You'd better take a card.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27I would.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Now get ready to rinse and spit.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Tune in this Saturday to find out the resolution of this battle,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38only on WWJI.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I like this Norris fellow.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I've definitely struck gold with Norris.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Is this guy ever going to leave? - Will you marry me?
0:03:58 > 0:04:06Oh, my golly-golly-go-o-o-o-o-osh.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13PHONE RINGS
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Sorry, I really have to take this.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Hugo, talk to me.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21You're taking a phone call mid-proposal?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24It's my agent. OK, yeah. Go on.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Go on.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Hugo, talk to me about when. And how long for?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33How much money will I earn, Hugo?
0:04:35 > 0:04:40I could not take that, Hugo, I'd rather eat my own toenails.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43OK, I'll eat my own toenails. I'll take it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I'll just finish up here and get a taxi to the airport.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Denise, what can I say?
0:04:53 > 0:04:58"I'm a vain and shallow person and you're far too good for me."
0:04:58 > 0:05:01You put it so well.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I can see where your daughter gets her way with words from.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Oh, my golly-golly-gosh, like she'd marry you!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11You're like old, and like your hair's like proper dodge,
0:05:11 > 0:05:15and don't even get me started about your suit cos like the threads are like terrible.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Yeah.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Shall we say au revoir?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I can't do any more.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28You could do so much better than him anyway, Mum.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I was happy with him.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oh, my dizzy, dizzy days.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Are you kidding me? Happy with him?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43"Hi, I'm Norris Glorris, and I can barely remember
0:05:43 > 0:05:46"my girlfriend's name without an autocue."
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Way to pick them, Mum. - You didn't even try with him.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51It's all right for you, everybody loves Blondie.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53"Oh, my golly-golly-gosh."
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- What? You think it's my fault? - Everything is not about you.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- The world does not revolve around you.- What's that supposed to mean?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03It means step out of your bubble
0:06:03 > 0:06:05and focus on someone else for a change.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Are you trying to say I'm selfish? - Yes, I am, young lady.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I'm sorry for coming along and ruining your life, Denise.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Stepton High's Got Talent. Oh, my gosh. First prize VIP tickets,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29backstage, access all areas, go where you want to, no restrictions,
0:06:29 > 0:06:32super special tickets to the best concert to date!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Then I guess this challenge is officially on.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Oh, it's on.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39It couldn't be any more on.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Now let's check in on Grumpy Beanie and Cheeky Fro Fro.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Beanie. Beanie. Beanie!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Fine. If you're going to just ignore me,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'll have to amuse myself by telling some jokes.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58No, no. It's fine, don't tell no jokes.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01So you were ignoring me?
0:07:01 > 0:07:07- Wagwan anyway, Fro Fro?- I just wanted to ask you something.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09What? What you want to know?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12I just wanted to know
0:07:12 > 0:07:19if you knew what the difference between guffing and singing was?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22What kind of stupid question is that?
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Beanie, the difference between guffing and singing
0:07:26 > 0:07:29is I'm not about to start singing.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30FRO FRO BREAKS WIND
0:07:30 > 0:07:32BEANIE SNIFFS
0:07:32 > 0:07:34FRO FRO LAUGHS
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Argh, that's disgusting, Fro Fro!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39That's low even for you!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42That was a good one!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44What did you eat?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Come on, Beanie. It's just jokes.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Chill out!
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Let's go back to the party in the studio.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Johnny, did I mention it was fancy dress?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Welcome back to the show, guys.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04We've got to crack on with some general admin.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Let's get on with greet of the week, shall we?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13APPLAUSE
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Greet of the week's not so easy in this suit.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Don't worry about it, you look good, man.- Do I?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I think I look pretty ridiculous. Don't you think, guys?
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Cheers.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Are you sure they didn't have any of these silly suits in your size?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32They only had Super Slick Man left.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37Don't worry. It wouldn't be an Inel party without a bunch of crazy costumes.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41How long is this Inel party episode going to last for?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42- Ask him.- Please don't.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47Forget about greet of the week anyway. We want more glitter, don't we, guys?
0:08:47 > 0:08:48No, no!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Quick, cut to a sketch.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Let's go to the Rampz.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09We are here at the Rampz and today I'm joined by Darryl and his friend.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I'm Darryl. You already know me,
0:09:12 > 0:09:19aka, Ghost Rider, aka Big Biker Boss! Boom!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21And that's Leon, innit.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Our motto is "We like to bike." - You like to bike.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27So where's your brother?
0:09:27 > 0:09:32Let me put it like this, make it real simple for you.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Imagine, yeah, there's a rat, and that rat has two kids.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40One of them kids turned out to be an elephant - wicked -
0:09:40 > 0:09:45and one of them kids turned out to be a rat just like his dad.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Does that make them half-brothers?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51So are you the rat or the elephant?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54What are you trying to say? Obviously I'm the elephant.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Chad is the rat cos he's spoilt like a brat. Spoilt brat rat.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01What is it that makes you say he's spoiled?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Just take a look.- Oh, hi, guys.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- So is that a new board I see there, Chad?- Yeah, my dad got it for me.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11It's electric.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I realised I was wasting too much energy pushing my other
0:10:13 > 0:10:18- one along with my leg.- Right. Was it a birthday present or something?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22No, no. He just got it for me. It's because my old one was looking old.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26It's not as good as my one I had last year, though.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30That was worth, like, 700 or something. Wasn't it, Glenn?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I don't know. I wasn't there.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36OK, well, Glenn wasn't there, but, like, I did have that board.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- It was, like, worth 750...- Obviously, there is
0:10:39 > 0:10:42a lot of tension between the bikers and the skaters.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Is there any hope of any peace between you guys?
0:10:45 > 0:10:50I can't stand that loser Darryl. I'm never going to get along with him.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Where is my locally-sourced piccalilli?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55This lunch is just so uncool!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Is there nothing that can bring you guys together?
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- Wow! Who's that?- Wait here, guys.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Hey, yo!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Hey, yo!
0:11:15 > 0:11:20We ain't got time, yeah, for people coming round here on two wheels.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25- Yeah, get out of here. - Whatever.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Oh, come on, guys.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30And you as well, Chad, bring your board out of here, man.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Look, this can't go on, Darryl.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- One of us is going to have to leave the Rampz.- Yeah?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Well, go on, then.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38See you later.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44No, Darryl, that competition, I'll face you one on one,
0:11:44 > 0:11:48and the loser needs to get out the Rampz for good.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51That's fine by me, yeah - it's a quick way of me getting you
0:11:51 > 0:11:55and your loser skate crew off my ramps. I'm up for that.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Darryl, you're about to see a skater in complete control
0:11:58 > 0:12:00and at the top of his game.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Yeah, you tell him, Chad.
0:12:02 > 0:12:08What is going on with this thing? Help, guys! Stop it!
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Yo, Chad, go home, man. - Are you all right there, Chad?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Go home, Chad, man, go home.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21So Chad and Darryl will be battling it out for top spot in the Rampz.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Who is it going to be?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25This is an emergency.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27We need School Room Solutions.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37Kids, football playtime is fun, but accidents can happen.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41That ball could end up on the roof, under a car or even down a drain.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48We at the Recreation Accident Club can help.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Our personnel are trained to retrieve footballs,
0:12:52 > 0:12:57basketballs, tennis balls and even Frisbees stuck up a tree.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Just relax and let us do all the work.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01And also take advantage of our bonus package.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Our neighbour negotiation for next-door garden retrieval,
0:13:04 > 0:13:08pond retrieval and our superduper stinging nettle retrieval.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10We are the Recreation Accident Club for you.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24It's Bants In The Booth time. Who will be in the booth today?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Let's find out.
0:13:43 > 0:13:49- Who's that?- Is that MKS?- No! No! I been waiting for this day.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54- What's going on, girls?- Wait, wait. Spud me.- Hello!- Hello.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Me too.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- Hello!- Hello!
0:14:00 > 0:14:05# Stay gone, darling, I won't hang on
0:14:05 > 0:14:08# I can feel the flatline
0:14:08 > 0:14:11# That oughta be a wave... #
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- So we got to ask them something, ask them something.- Me first, obviously.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19I'm the biggest fan. So, MKS, how did you girls come about?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Well, we started over ten years ago,
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- and we named ourselves Sugababes.- Hey-hey!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30And we're now reformed again and we call ourselves MKS,
0:14:30 > 0:14:33which is short for Mutya, Keisha, Siobhan.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Oh, yeah, they've copied us for inspiration.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40- J and I.- I see you've got a new album coming out. What's it called?
0:14:40 > 0:14:47- We do, but we're not allowed to say. Sorry!- Is it MKS?- No.- Now.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Is it Sugar And Spice And All Things Nice?- No.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Put that on the list, though. - That sounds good, though.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55It should be that, if it isn't.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57When we break the news, we'll call you first.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Everybody who watches the show knows that Johnny is a bit of a diva.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Who is the biggest diva out of you three?
0:15:04 > 0:15:05- Keisha.- Keisha.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- I was about to say, we're not. - Keisha, I should've known.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12So, girls, you been in the business ten years.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Who's been the coolest person you've met so far?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Just recently I got to meet Brandy and she was, like, my ultimate,
0:15:19 > 0:15:23since I was young, I love Brandy. She was everything I thought.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Jay-Z was pretty cool. - Oh, you met Jay-Z?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Yeah, I got to hang out with him, actually.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31We were in this VIP area, I felt very cool.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36All right, ladies, all that is left to be said is thank
0:15:36 > 0:15:39you very much for coming into the booth.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42We might as well crack on with taking these photos. One, two, three.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- Hold it there.- Hold it.- Hold it. - Hold it.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Hold that.- Hold it.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Hold it, I'm about to take it. - Keep it there.- Hold it.- Keep it.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59Hold it. Ho-o-o-o-old it.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oh, my God!
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Stop it!- Just go ahead and wait outside for them photos.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- We'll print them out now. - Five minutes, just wait outside.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Let's get back to the studio.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Right, unfortunately, we've had to end the party early,
0:16:24 > 0:16:27because I've had an allergic reaction to the fat suit.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30That's a shame, as well, right before the competition.
0:16:30 > 0:16:35- What competition?- The competition to win my amazing prizes.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36What amazing prizes, Inel?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Well, there was quite a few amazing prizes,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41but the main one is this games console.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Not THE games console?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46The games console I have been going on about for ever.
0:16:46 > 0:16:52- Yep, that games console. Plus games. - Let's not be too hasty!
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Don't want to completely kill the party atmosphere.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Is the competition musical statues? - No, it's pass the parcel, mate.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Musical statues it is. I'd better go and get ready.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08While we get ready for musical statues,
0:17:08 > 0:17:12let's go and check out Rudy and Boyyer in the supermarket. Baggit!
0:17:14 > 0:17:19Family pack of toilet roll, baggit! Family bag of crisps, baggit!
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- Family bag of cola, baggit! Family pack of beans...- Baggit!
0:17:25 > 0:17:31- You got family everything up in here.- Family man, you get me?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35That will be £15.26. Let me go ahead
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- and take your loyalty card as well. - No, I don't have one.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42- What was that? - I said I don't have a loyalty card.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47The man has got all family items and no loyalty card to back it up.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- I can't see the point in having one.- What is it?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54The loyalty or the card that you have a problem with, bruv?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Both.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- We's gonna go off! - That's the problem.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Too many people want to go around buying family items
0:18:04 > 0:18:07and not have the loyalty card to back it up, bruv.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Boyyer, take over this transaction, bruv.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14To be fair, man, he had to raise himself, you get me?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19But on another note, though, you could have earned 22 points
0:18:19 > 0:18:22on this transaction today if you did have a loyalty card.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Just makes economical sense.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Yeah, OK.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I must sign you up, then. There you go.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Just when you thought it was safe,
0:18:32 > 0:18:36let's head back to some more Beenie and Fro Fro.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41- How are you, Beenie?- Oh, not today, Fro Fro.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Me feeling kind of sheepish.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- That's funny, that is.- Funny? Why that funny?
0:18:47 > 0:18:52Well, I've got a joke to tell that reminds me of a sheep as well.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why? - What do you...?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- Stop. Stop right there, Fro Fro. - OK.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- Keep your beanie on, Beenie. - Thank you.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09What do you call a sheep with no legs?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11A cloud! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
0:19:11 > 0:19:18- Animals without limbs isn't funny, Fro Fro!- A cloud is just a cloud.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21It's just a joke!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23HE SIGHS
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Have you ever found yourself rhyming accidentally?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Let me show what happens if I'm around when you do.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31I was showing Johnny and Inel these moves and then Inel comes out
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- and does it and he whacks his leg. - Hi, girls.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Loving the costumes, they look pretty cool.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Not sure about you, Darce, you look like a fool.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43INCREDIBLE!
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Wait, check it, check it. Rewind, rewind.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Loving the costumes, girls, you look pretty cool.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Not sure about you, Darce, you look like a fool.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55A-a-a-ah!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58See you later.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- I look like a fool, yeah? - I didn't mean what I said, man.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Back to the wrestling ring, WWJI style.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Finally, we get to see Dr Grammer.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Versus...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17the Mime!
0:20:19 > 0:20:24I'm going to cut and paste your semi-colon.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29I'm going to split your infinitive.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33You're going to be so confused that you're not going to use
0:20:33 > 0:20:36the correct form of your.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43You won't even know I am there, I am like the letter G in "gnome".
0:20:43 > 0:20:47MIME MUSIC
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Silent.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Blue cheese and garlic?!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07That's fighting talk.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08BELL RINGS
0:21:08 > 0:21:09MUSIC STOPS
0:21:12 > 0:21:14You do not want to miss this.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Tickets go on sale midnight tonight, book now to avoid disappointment.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23CHEERING
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Get ready, guys, it's time to play musical statues.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30DISCO MUSIC
0:21:31 > 0:21:33MUSIC STOPS
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, you're out for starters. You're out.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Ah, you're out, I'm afraid.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38MUSIC BEGINS
0:21:40 > 0:21:41MUSIC STOPS
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Oh, you did really well. You can have the mouse mat.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Ah, you moved! You're out!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49LAUGHTER You're out. You're out.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51You're out.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Oh, you're definitely out.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57You dropped your pencil, pick it up for me, please.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Ah, you're out!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59MUSIC BEGINS
0:22:01 > 0:22:02MUSIC STOPS
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Johnny, you're out.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08What do you mean, he's been moving since the start!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12He's still moving now, look at him. Look, still moving!
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Listen, if you want this party to continue then say I've won.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- SIGHS - Fine. Johnny, you win.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19BOOING
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Yes! I've won! Yes!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Get in there! So, where's my prize?
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- There you are, then.- Yes!
0:22:30 > 0:22:31BOOING
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Hard luck, Nigel. Maybe next time, eh?
0:22:34 > 0:22:35SMASHING
0:22:35 > 0:22:38LAUGHTER
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Oops.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I'd better wrap up this party, Inel-style.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Everybody jump aboard Inel's Inner City Soul Train.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Choo-choo!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51FUNKY SOUL MUSIC
0:22:53 > 0:22:55All aboard!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58It's the Inel Soul Train.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Destination: Party Central.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Yeah!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Ha-ha, come on! Cos guess what?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09# We're walking down the aisle
0:23:09 > 0:23:11# Yeah, we're walking down the aisle
0:23:11 > 0:23:12# We're walking down the aisle
0:23:12 > 0:23:14# That's right we're walking down the aisle
0:23:14 > 0:23:16# Cos you've got to find your seat
0:23:16 > 0:23:18# Cos you've got to find your seat
0:23:18 > 0:23:21# Cos you've got to find your seat That's right
0:23:21 > 0:23:24# Uh-oh, the ride is getting a little bumpy
0:23:24 > 0:23:26# The ride is getting a little bumpy
0:23:26 > 0:23:28# The ride is getting a little bumpy
0:23:28 > 0:23:33# Watch out! Watch out! Can I see your tickets, please?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35# Can I see your tickets, please?
0:23:35 > 0:23:39# Can I see your tickets, please? Thank you, let me stamp that
0:23:39 > 0:23:43# The lady hasn't got a ticket You ain't got a ticket
0:23:43 > 0:23:48# What? You ain't got a ticket She's looking kind of pregnant
0:23:48 > 0:23:50# Back in your seat
0:23:50 > 0:23:52# It's the pregnant woman
0:23:52 > 0:23:53# You've got your seat
0:23:53 > 0:23:55# Inner-city Soul Train
0:23:55 > 0:23:57# It's all about manners. #