0:00:02 > 0:00:04- FEMALE REPORTER:- Sightings have been reported
0:00:04 > 0:00:05of a mysterious object in the sky.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- MALE REPORTER: - What does it want from us?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Thousands of children...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Hoping they will be chosen.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15One man is one a mission to find the funniest jokes.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17He is...
0:00:18 > 0:00:20..The Joke Master.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Did someone say my name?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24And THIS is The Joke Machine!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Joke Machine, activate!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34HE COUGHS
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Joke Machine! Activate!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37MECHANICAL WHIRRING
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Where are we going?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44CHEERING
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Make me crack up, you Jokesters!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Good, good, good.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Joke me up, hotshot.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58In the morning I could murder a bowl of cereal.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Does that make me a cereal killer?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04That joke was jolly! Whimsical! Jocular!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Good! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09I've been reading a thesaurus!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12What do you get if King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
0:01:12 > 0:01:13What?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Flatman and Ribbon.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18This hand, this hand, together.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Applause!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Yay!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Next joke.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24How did the ant cross the road?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- How?- He beeped his antennae.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29That joke was terrible!
0:01:29 > 0:01:34But I'll let you off if you say, "The Joke Master is the best."
0:01:34 > 0:01:35No.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39OK, say, "The Joke Master is in my top ten best people."
0:01:39 > 0:01:40- No!- Urgh!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43BOING!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46This better not be a bad one.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48What music do balloons hate?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50What?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Pop music.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Why don't you pop off out of here?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58HE CACKLES GLEEFULLY
0:01:58 > 0:01:59POP!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03What did the biscuit say when it got run over?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05"Oh, crumbs!"
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Wow, that joke stunk the room out.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08You stink!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10HE SNIFFS
0:02:10 > 0:02:11I do not stink!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Ugh! What is that smell?!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17HE CHUCKLES
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Ugh! - THUD
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Next!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- What computer can sing?- Don't know.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23A Dell.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27You know what that joke did? It made me smile.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Yes, I'm the queen of jokes!
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Class one, done.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Class two, what have you got?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- CHILDREN:- Spring Bank Primary!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51All joke systems are go!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# Hit me with your joke, yeah! #
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Why did the seagull fly over the sea?- Why?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Cos if it flew over the bay it'd be called a bay-gull.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Boo-woop! Not funny!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I'm not the girl you want to be messing with.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I ain't the kind of girl you want to be messing with, either.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12I mean, man. I'm not... I'm not a man. I am a man. Gah!
0:03:12 > 0:03:13SHE SCREAMS
0:03:13 > 0:03:14ANIMAL GROWLS
0:03:14 > 0:03:16GIRL YELPS
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Who's a good boy?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22She was afraid someone would seize 'er.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I love a joke with a historical reference!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Thank you, thank you, thank you!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29HE GIGGLES
0:03:30 > 0:03:35- What happens when you cross a duck with a firework?- What?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37A fire quacker.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I don't want to hear you ever tell a joke again!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42You suck!
0:03:42 > 0:03:43HE SCREAMS
0:03:45 > 0:03:46BOY SIZZLES ON THE SUN
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Come on, come on, come on! I want some jokes!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51What cheese isn't yours?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Nacho cheese.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Aye-yi-yi!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04SMALL EXPLOSION
0:04:04 > 0:04:05No, Joke Machine!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06LASER BLASTS
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Ugh! Thank God we ran out of guacamole!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11DING!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Yay!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Hmm. Who was the victor?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17It was...
0:04:17 > 0:04:18DRUM ROLL
0:04:18 > 0:04:19You.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21CHEERING
0:04:21 > 0:04:23You should be proud, Meadowlane.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Ooh, thumbs down. Ooh, I'm scared!
0:04:28 > 0:04:34Woo! We got some funny stuff in the bag. But I want more!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39So I'll see you again. Joke you later, jokey Jokers.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43MECHANICAL WHIRRING