0:00:00 > 0:00:05Sightings have been reported of a mysterious object in the sky.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07What does it want from us?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09..thousands of children...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11..hoping they will be chosen...
0:00:11 > 0:00:14One man is on a mission to find the funniest jokes.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17He is...
0:00:18 > 0:00:19..the Joke Master!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- That's... ME! - THUMP!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25And this is the Joke Machine.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Joke Machine, activate!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32FARTING NOISE
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I've not been well.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- SULKILY:- Joke Machine, activate.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38FARTING NOISE
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Where are we going?
0:00:45 > 0:00:49ALL: Gabalfa Primary - we rock!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53WHIRRING
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Let's get these jokers cracking up!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Go! Go! Go!- What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- I don't know.- Philippe de Flop.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07As the French would say... "Eh-eh-eh...!"
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Une baguette.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Fly don't northern foxes eat penguins?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14They can't get the wrappers off.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Dreadful! Dreadful!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Dreadful!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20WHIRR-CLUNK!
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Joke it up.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Why did the teacher go to the beach?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Why? - To test out the water.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30What...?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Arrrhhh...! I'll get you!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Next!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37What do you call a man that sells a tape?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- What?- Sell-a-tape.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42At last! Victory!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Yay!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Let's keep it going!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48What do you call a prehistoric monster who sleeps?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Dino-snore.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51HE SNORES
0:01:51 > 0:01:54No, I don't want to go to school, Mum.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Huh?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Go for it. Good luck.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02What are grams scared of?
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Killer grams.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Winning. Right now. Winning!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I want some more! I want some MORE!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12What's sharks' favourite food?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Fish and ships.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19If only I could put my hands inside my head
0:02:19 > 0:02:21and remove the thoughts of fish!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Class One, done.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Class Two, what have you got?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40ALL: Hamstel Junior - we roll!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Join the joke battle!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Hello. What joke have you got?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51How do you get Pikachu on an aeroplane?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- How? - Poke him on.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Stop it...! It's too funny...!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Thank you, you're the best in the world.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01You've got a point, stop sucking up!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Although, I do enjoy a good compliment.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07One man says to the other man, "I like your dog. What breed is it?"
0:03:07 > 0:03:10The other man says, "It's a miniature poodle."
0:03:10 > 0:03:13So the man says, "A miniature poodle?"
0:03:13 > 0:03:15So the other man says, "Yeah -
0:03:15 > 0:03:19the MINUTE'YER turn your back he does a POO-DLE."
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad joke.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Who spends their time in a weird joke machine, anyway?!
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Not you!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Huh?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33A peanut walked into a bar. The man said,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36"You're not allowed in here." He said, "You 'SULTED me."
0:03:36 > 0:03:39You're nuts if you think that's funny!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Boo!
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Aaaarrrggggghhhh...!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:03:45 > 0:03:50- What did Darth Vader say to Luke Skywalker on his birthday?- What?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- I can feel your PRESENTS. - Joke tell, good you are, mmm?!
0:03:54 > 0:03:55# I'm the champ!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58# I'm always the champ... #
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Send the next jokester in, please.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Whoa...!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Hit me with your joke, yeah.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07What is the king of all school supplies?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- What? - The ruler!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12MAKES DRAIN NOISE
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Boo!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Oh, cheer up, it's only a joke!
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Only a joke?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20This...is my LIFE!
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Cupcake!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24BLOODCURDLING ROAR
0:04:24 > 0:04:27That's what I'm talking about.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Hmm... Who should win?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Errrhhhh...
0:04:32 > 0:04:35You - Gabalfa!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37CHEERING
0:04:37 > 0:04:41You are fired, Hamstel Junior!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Whoo...! Got some good jokes there, didn't we?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- But we need more ha-ha! - CAVEMAN NOISES
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Joke you later!
0:04:51 > 0:04:52RUMBLING