The E-Factor

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0:00:41 > 0:00:45Oh, dear! The breakfast!

0:00:45 > 0:00:49I thought we were having omelette, Mum!

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Um...Slight change of plan.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56There's been some great music on Mammoth Radio this morning.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58'All budding radio stars!'

0:00:58 > 0:01:03'This weekend, there'll be a talent competition in the town hall,'

0:01:03 > 0:01:07'It doesn't matter what your talent is, so get practising!'

0:01:07 > 0:01:12- 'The winner will be broadcast on a special Mammoth Radio show.'- Yeah!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14So, what do you think, kids?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Do you want to enter?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19You could get together for a family band!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Actually, Mum, I'd rather do

0:01:21 > 0:01:25my new super-cool rapping whilst skateboarding routine.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28I could sing, I know every Loud Girls song.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32No-one will be as good as me rapping on my skateboard.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34# Yo, yo, yo I'm Lester Large! #

0:01:34 > 0:01:37You sound really great, Lester.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Can I try?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42# Yo, yo, yo I'm Luke and I'm large. #

0:01:42 > 0:01:46You're quite small, Luke. But it was a really good try.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Maybe with a bit of practice.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53# When you're feeling down No more frowns

0:01:53 > 0:01:56# Don't get your trunk in a twist. #

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Amazing dancing, Lucy!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01With more practice, you'll be as good as me!

0:02:04 > 0:02:08# Don't get your trunk in a twist No, no, no, no. #

0:02:08 > 0:02:12I can't concentrate with Laura's music playing!

0:02:12 > 0:02:15They should be called the Too Loud Girls!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18HE DRUMS ON THE BOX

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Luke, you're a really good drummer.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Do a drum solo for the contest.

0:02:22 > 0:02:27Really? Maybe I could be even louder than those two loud girls next door.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29HE DRUMS LOUDLY

0:02:29 > 0:02:32LOUD SINGING AND DRUMMING

0:02:32 > 0:02:35What a lot of noise!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37ALL: Sorry, Mum!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39We've been having so much fun.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Hi, Lester. Hi, everyone. What are you all doing?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Are you forming a band? Can I join in?

0:02:47 > 0:02:51We're not really a band. We have our own solo acts.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- I'm rapping. - Aren't you entering, Sebastian?

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Entering what?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57The talent contest!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Didn't you hear about it on Mammoth Radio?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02But you're not over 18!

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- What do you mean, Sebastian?- The competition's for over 18s only.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Didn't you hear it on the radio? My mum's entering.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15She's reading a poem. The Elephant's Lament.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18She won a poetry reading prize last year.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20What are we going to do now?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23And after all that practising!

0:03:23 > 0:03:27You sound like you've had lots of fun, even if you can't enter.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I'm sure your acts would have been great.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34How can a competition be cool if only grown-ups can enter?

0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Children, I've just had an excellent idea.- And what's that?

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Well, if you can't win and get on the radio,

0:03:44 > 0:03:46your dad and I will enter!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49We've got many secret talents, you know.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53Don't worry. We'll come up with something extra special.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55That's what I'm worried about.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Sometimes, Mum's ideas are a little TOO special!

0:03:59 > 0:04:00All right, children.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02What are you going to do, Dad?

0:04:02 > 0:04:08Well, I thought I'd put all my jokes together into a comedy routine.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Oh!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Yes! And I'm going to sing one of my songs.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14I have a catchy new one.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Listen.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Oh...

0:04:17 > 0:04:19# If you're worried that your house is a mess

0:04:19 > 0:04:22# Do not worry Do not stress! #

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mum, you can't sing about housework.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28You haven't heard the best bit yet. Just wait for the chorus!

0:04:28 > 0:04:31I think they've heard enough of me, dear.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Why don't you tell one of your jokes?- OK!

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Knock knock...

0:04:35 > 0:04:40Oh oh, Dad! Knock-knock jokes are so not cool any more!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Really? Your mum thinks they're very funny.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Lester doesn't mean you're not funny.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Just that there's something better you could do.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Well, I'm sure we'll be as good as Mrs Smart.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Of course you will, because we're going to help you!- We are?

0:04:57 > 0:04:58You bet!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Mum, I'm going to teach you a Loud Girls song.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Don't Get Your Trunk In A Twist!

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Everyone will sing along.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09I'll teach you to rap, Dad, but maybe not skateboarding.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12That might be one way of making him funny!

0:05:12 > 0:05:18# Don't...get your...trunk in...a twist...#

0:05:18 > 0:05:20# Yo, yo, yo I'm Mr Large

0:05:20 > 0:05:24# I like sitting in the garden And hanging with my kids. #

0:05:24 > 0:05:28That doesn't rhyme! And you can't rap about sitting in the garden.

0:05:28 > 0:05:33Why not? You said rappers rap about their lives.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Wait a second, Dad. Lester, I've had an idea.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38What's that, Luke?

0:05:38 > 0:05:42You know how you always tell us, "Two trunks are better than one"?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Of course.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I was thinking, maybe your acts on their own

0:05:47 > 0:05:50still need quite a bit of practising,

0:05:50 > 0:05:54but maybe if you put them together then you'd be unbeatable!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Why, that's a great idea, Luke.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59They'll still need a lot of practice.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Don't forget, the contest is tonight.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

0:06:06 > 0:06:10welcome to the Mammoth Radio talent contest.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14So, without further ado, let the contest begin!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:28 > 0:06:32And now I'd like to present Mrs Sheena Smart,

0:06:32 > 0:06:34who's going to recite some poetry.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:38 > 0:06:43The sun came up The moon fell down

0:06:43 > 0:06:45A solitary elephant...

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Uh-oh.

0:06:48 > 0:06:53Only a few sounds could be heard That of the elephant's lament

0:06:53 > 0:07:00And a sad, solitary bird.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:02 > 0:07:06And now, please give a huge round of applause

0:07:06 > 0:07:10for Larry and Linda Large!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:12 > 0:07:16# Don't get your...trunk in a twist No, no...no, no

0:07:16 > 0:07:21# Don't get your trunk in a twist...#

0:07:21 > 0:07:24# Yo, yo, yo We're the Large family

0:07:24 > 0:07:29# We're super cool Just you wait and see! #

0:07:29 > 0:07:32No, they're dying out there!

0:07:32 > 0:07:33What shall we do?

0:07:33 > 0:07:34I've got a plan.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39It's a bit risky, but it might be the only chance of saving it.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Follow me!

0:07:41 > 0:07:46# When you're feeling down No more frowns

0:07:46 > 0:07:48# Don't get your trunk in a twist

0:07:50 > 0:07:54# When you're feeling down No more frowns

0:07:54 > 0:07:57# Don't get your trunk in a twist

0:07:58 > 0:08:02# If it's all gone wrong You need to sing this song

0:08:02 > 0:08:05# Don't get your trunk in a twist

0:08:05 > 0:08:10# Don't get your trunk in a twist No, no, no, no

0:08:10 > 0:08:13# Don't get your trunk in a twist

0:08:13 > 0:08:18# Don't get your trunk in a twist No, no, no, no

0:08:18 > 0:08:21# Don't get your trunk in a twist. #

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Oh!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27ALL: # Don't get your trunk in a twist, no , no, no no

0:08:27 > 0:08:31# Don't get your trunk in a twist

0:08:31 > 0:08:35# Don't get your trunk in a twist No, no, no, no

0:08:35 > 0:08:38# Don't get your trunk in a twist! #

0:08:40 > 0:08:42# Yo, yo, yo Large family time

0:08:42 > 0:08:44# Listen to us And you'll be just fine

0:08:44 > 0:08:46# There's Dad, that's me And Mum just there

0:08:46 > 0:08:48# Lester with his board and his super-cool hair

0:08:48 > 0:08:49# Luke plays drums And Laura can sing

0:08:49 > 0:08:52# And Lucy-Lou Can dance and swing

0:08:52 > 0:08:55# With a Loud Girls song Large family style

0:08:55 > 0:08:57# Don't get your trunk in a twist

0:08:57 > 0:08:59# Just go wild! #

0:08:59 > 0:09:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:09 > 0:09:12So, now it's time for the results.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15They said over 18s only, Larry.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19I hope we won't get disqualified for the children joining in.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23I'm afraid that while we thought they were fantastic,

0:09:23 > 0:09:28we've had to disqualify our final act, Larry and Linda Large,

0:09:28 > 0:09:31because their great backing band was under 18.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33CROWD: Aww!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35I am thrilled to announce

0:09:35 > 0:09:39the winner of the Mammoth Radio talent contest is...

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Mrs Sheena Smart!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44APPLAUSE

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Oh, thank you, thank you!

0:09:47 > 0:09:51I am so pleased that the right person won in the end.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Cheating is cheating!

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Hello! Great contest! Thank you!

0:10:07 > 0:10:08I could say the same to you!

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Your family version of Don't Get Your Trunk In a Twist

0:10:12 > 0:10:14was the perfect grand finale.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Really?- Yes, it was brilliant! I think it could even be a hit.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I was wondering, would you like to come in

0:10:21 > 0:10:24to the Mammoth Radio studio and record it?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27We can call ourselves the Large Family band!

0:10:27 > 0:10:31We're going to be the best band ever!

0:10:31 > 0:10:36You know what, Luke? I think you've got that absolutely right.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Grr!

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