0:00:39 > 0:00:43- WITH MOUTH FULL: - What would you like to play?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hello, Lester.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Are you hungry?- A bit.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Are there any cakes left?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52No, I'm afraid not.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Laura took the last ones to eat with her friend.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58There are yoghurts in the fridge!
0:00:58 > 0:00:59HE SIGHS
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Laura's getting all the treats today!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Can I invite Sebastian round? I'm bored.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10Sorry, Lester. I don't think I could cope with two extra children.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11It's so hot!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Oh, it's not fair, Mum! I'm the eldest child!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19I'm bored.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I don't know what to do!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Perfect!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24There you are, Lester.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26You two boys can play together.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Great idea!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31How about a game of chess, Lester?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Chess? No, come on.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I've got a much better game we can play.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39I won!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Ahhh!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Lester, what are you doing?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Oops! Sorry, Laura.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55LUKE GASPS
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Ready? Lester!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Luke, watch the champion.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Ah! Mum!
0:02:03 > 0:02:08The boys won't leave us alone!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Stop bothering the girls, you boys!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20It's Julia! She kicked my ball over into the Smarts'!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23How can you say that, Lester Large?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26You kicked it right into our cards!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Lester, Luke! The garden's for everyone!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Come on, Julia! Let's go to my room.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Mum said we can only have one friend round at a time.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42So, if we get Julia to leave, Sebastian can come instead!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44But won't Mum tell us off?
0:02:44 > 0:02:49She won't if we say, "Sorry, Mum, but we didn't do it on purpose.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50"It was just a game!"
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Mmm.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56We'll be pirates!
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- We're going to take those girls by surprise!- I get it!
0:03:00 > 0:03:06The girls are going to be so scared that Julia will run all the way home!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Yeah! Everyone knows girls are scaredy-cats!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15You look really good in that, Julia.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Wow, so do you, Laura!
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Let's steal their jewels, just like real pirates!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26SHE GASPS
0:03:28 > 0:03:29The boys are here!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31They must be planning a trick!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Get ready to run to the bathroom, OK?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Aaah!- Attack!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38The treasure is all ours!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41GIRLS: Aaaahhhhh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43GIRLS: Aaaahhhhhh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47BOYS: Arr-har-har!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Yeah!- We tricked them!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51THEY GASP
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Children!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57What on earth is going on up there?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Um...er...nothing, Mum!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01What's the matter, Luke?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I need to go to the loo!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Oh, no! I don't believe it!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09THEY GIGGLE
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Open up, it's urgent!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Na! Must just be another one of your pirate tricks!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18You're not going to catch us out.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Oh, what do I have to do to get a bit of peace and quiet?
0:04:22 > 0:04:23We were playing pirates.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Then the girls locked themselves in the bathroom
0:04:27 > 0:04:30and now, they won't let Luke go to the loo!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- We won! Mum's bound to send Julia home now!- Girls.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Open up this door at once!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It was all the boys' fault!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43They chased us, so we had to run and hide in here!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45That's true, Mrs Large!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48It was Lester and Luke who started it, again!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49MUM SIGHS
0:04:49 > 0:04:52OK. Boys, into your bedroom.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Girls, into yours.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- All right.- OK, Mum.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01At last!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Now we can play in peace!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Can you put my favourite song on, please, Laura?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:18 > 0:05:21They sound like they're having fun.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Don't worry, we'll have fun, too.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29METAL CLANKS
0:05:32 > 0:05:34CUP CLINKS
0:05:34 > 0:05:35- CLINKING - Woo-hoo!- Oh!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38What on earth's all that racket?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40MUSIC GETS LOUDER
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Yay!
0:05:46 > 0:05:47CLANKING
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Ah! You want to play that game?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53We're not going to be pushed around by girls!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55LOUDER CLANKING
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Will you stop that racket now? - CLANKING CONTINUES
0:05:59 > 0:06:03All right, I'll just have to make them stop it!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06That is enough!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08It's me!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Thank goodness you're home, Larry!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17The boys and girls have been at war all afternoon.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I've had enough of their stupid, childish games.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22I don't know what to do.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Sorry, Mrs Large.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Well?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29We did what Mum said! We stayed in our bedroom and listened to music!
0:06:29 > 0:06:33They're right, Larry. Laura and Julia have been listening to me.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Sorry, Dad. But we listened to Mum.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38We didn't go into Laura's bedroom
0:06:38 > 0:06:41and it was the girls who started it with their music.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Oh, Lester Large!
0:06:43 > 0:06:47How about your football, right in the middle of our cards?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- And now this noise! - That noise was music, actually!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Girls are just stupid, anyway.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55No, boys are stupid!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Besides...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59DAD: Stop!
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Mum and I have decided to organise a competition to settle this.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07The girls' team versus the boys' team.
0:07:07 > 0:07:13You'll have to fight it out between you, fair and square! GIRLS: Yes!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17So, if you're ready, I'll show you the course.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Here, you take water up in your trunks...
0:07:28 > 0:07:33..then you let your team-mate take over. It's a relay course!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35# We are the girls!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37# We may be kind and sweet
0:07:37 > 0:07:39# And they are the boys
0:07:39 > 0:07:42# That we are sure to beat. # Yeah!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Everybody ready?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48On your marks...
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Get set...
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Go!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Come on, Lester!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Yeah, Laura, you can do it!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03ALL: Yay!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Pfffew!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh! Ah!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Take more water, Luke!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Remember, we're the best. We're boys!
0:08:22 > 0:08:27Don't listen to that show-off. We girls are the best.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Pfffew!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- LESTER GASPS - Woo-hoo!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38It's OK, Luke. Fill up again.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41You've got enough time.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Go on, Julia!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Be careful, Luke's coming!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57DAD: The boys' team - 16cm,
0:08:57 > 0:09:00the girls' team - 15cm.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03The boys are in the lead, but the girls are not out -
0:09:03 > 0:09:05there's still time.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08No! Julia!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I'm OK.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Yahoo!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Yeah!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Oh, no.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Warghhh...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Quick, Lucy!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Ah!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59The girls have won.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Hurrah for Lucy!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03THEY CHEER
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Lucy wasn't in their team.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10But she is a girl. You're just a bad loser, Lester.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- MUM:- Winning isn't the main thing, Lester.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16The most important thing is taking part and having fun.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20GIGGLING
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- LESTER:- You look like you need to wash off the mud. >
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Oh, look out, children.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37I don't need another shower. I had one this morning.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39GIGGLING
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