0:00:31 > 0:00:33COCKEREL CROWS
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Ah.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'll put it away, Mum.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Oh, thank you, Luke.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46LUCY GURGLES
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Relax, Mum. I'll do the washing up.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Goodness, Laura. You're an eager beaver this morning.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Allow me.
0:00:56 > 0:01:02Good grief, Lester. You, too? What's got into you all?
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- Anyone'd think you were trying to get rid of me.- Us? Never, dear.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Just being our usual, helpful selves.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11LUCY GIGGLES
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Come on, Lucy.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Has she gone?
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Yep. All clear.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Two more days to go until...
0:01:24 > 0:01:26ALL: Mum's birthday!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Come and see what we've made, Dad.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Do you think she'll like it?
0:01:33 > 0:01:38- And my necklace? It's her favourite colour.- You've got winners there.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39She'll love them.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41CLICKING
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Chill, Dad. Mum'll think it's brilliant.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Besides, it's the thought that counts.
0:01:50 > 0:01:57- What are you giving her, Dad?- This year I'm pulling out all the stops.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I'm taking Mum on a trip down memory lane.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05- You're taking her on a walk? - Not exactly, Luke.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09There's a disco night down at the Disco Delight Dance Hall,
0:02:09 > 0:02:14and I've managed to buy the last two tickets.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Your mum and I were quite the dance team in our younger days.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Feast your eyes on this!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Dad!- Oh, spare us! We've just had breakfast.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Watch and learn, children. Watch and learn.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Ow...ooh.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Thanks, Luke. Maybe my moves could use a little work.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43HE YAWNS
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Disco is so yesterday! If you want to get with it...
0:02:47 > 0:02:48HE BEATBOXES
0:02:57 > 0:03:01See? That's what counts as cool these days, Dad.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Mock if you must, Lester Large,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07but I'll have you know, the Disco Delight was where I took your mum
0:03:07 > 0:03:09on our first date.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Please, Dad. A little TOO much information.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14A date?! Yuck!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I think it's SO romantic.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Glad to see SOMEONE approves of my plan.
0:03:20 > 0:03:25Trust me. These tickets are going to set Mum's feet a-tapping.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Oh, not again, Larry!
0:03:31 > 0:03:37How many times have I told you to empty your pockets before wash day?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41There are bits of paper everywhere!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Dad! They were the last two tickets!
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Dad!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Never mind, Dad. Accidents happen.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Not my finest hour, kids.
0:03:54 > 0:04:00And now I'm stuck for birthday ideas. Any suggestions?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03How about a day at the video arcade?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Nice try, Luke but I don't think that's Mum's cup of tea.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I know! Why don't we turn the garage into the Disco Delight?
0:04:11 > 0:04:17- Make it look like a real disco, with sparkly lights and everything.- Hm.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22- Oh!- It'll take some work, but...that's not a bad idea, Laura.
0:04:22 > 0:04:28And the best part is, if we have it here, you can join in the dancing.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29- Whoo-hoo!- Yes, please!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Well you can count me out.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35ALL: Happy birthday, Mum!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Thank you. I love all my presents.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Oh, I feel like a queen.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- You've made my day. - This queen's day isn't over yet.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50We've planned a little something for later.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52A special birthday surprise.
0:04:52 > 0:04:58- Ooh, that sounds like fun. I love surprises.- Coo-ee!
0:04:58 > 0:04:59SHE GASPS
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Granny! Shopping! I completely forgot.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Happy birthday, sweetheart.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Ready to shop till you drop, birthday girl?
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Oh, yes! I'd love a snazzy new outfit.
0:05:21 > 0:05:27- She's gone.- Better get cracking. There isn't a minute to lose.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Poor Mum. She doesn't know what she's in for.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48SHE GIGGLES
0:05:50 > 0:05:52SHE CHUCKLES
0:05:52 > 0:05:55THEY GIGGLE
0:05:56 > 0:06:01- Dad! Dad! - We need help!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Lester, I'm a little tied up. Make yourself useful.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Go and see what the problem is. - LESTER SIGHS
0:06:09 > 0:06:11None of this was MY idea.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Quick! Catch it! - Got one!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17They're floating away!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29We can hang it from the ceiling.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32When the music stops, we can let the balloons go.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36It'll just be like at a REAL disco. Thanks, Lester.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Told you I'd save the day. - CRASH
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Ah...could use a little help here.
0:06:46 > 0:06:52Phew. We're done. And not too shabby, if I say so myself.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Well done, team!- Won't it be weird with just you two dancing?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Good grief! I almost forgot!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Good thinking. Better hurry and invite some neighbours
0:07:02 > 0:07:05if we want Mum to have the full disco experience.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12A-ha. Speaking of which, looks like we've found our first guests.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Hi, Sebastian.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Want to come to our disco night? It's Mum's birthday treat.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23You bet! Can cousin Sarah come? She's staying the weekend.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26ROMANTIC MUSIC
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Hi, Lester.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Ooh. Hee-hee.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- Looks like you've found yourself a dance partner.- No way, Jose!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42That's more like it.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45You look so young and pretty, dear.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Oh. Pretty enough to turn heads?
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Oh, dear. What on earth is going on?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Don't worry, Mum. It's all right.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04You've to cover your eyes. It's a surprise.
0:08:04 > 0:08:10Well that IS a relief. Ooh, what a treat. More surprises.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14And you're really going to LOVE this one, Mum.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18ALL: One, two, three, you can look now.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Goodness. Oh, my.
0:08:24 > 0:08:30It's magic. I've never seen anything so lovely.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32It reminds me of...
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Our first date?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Oh, for goodness' sake, Larry.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47It's AGES since I danced.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Come on. You never forget how to have fun.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Let's show them how it's done.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Go on, Mum!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Don't be shy!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Watch where you put those feet, Seymour Smart!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- How about it, Lester?- Er...
0:09:16 > 0:09:20I never... I mean... Disco isn't my...thing.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Don't be so lame, Lester Large. Let's go.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Yeah! This disco stuff is easy.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Ouch!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34CLICKING
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I don't know what to say.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39This has been THE best...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41the boogiest birthday ever.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46I feel like... I feel like the belle of the ball.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48THEY CHEER
0:09:51 > 0:09:52ALL: Happy birthday, Mum!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oops... sorry, Mum.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56SHE CHUCKLES
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Nothing that won't come out in the wash.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Oh, come here, give us a hug.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09OWL HOOTS
0:10:10 > 0:10:11SHE CHUCKLES
0:10:11 > 0:10:14So much for being the belle of the ball.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16That's the Large family for you.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Happy birthday, sweetheart.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Come on, give us a squeeze.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Ooh, Larry!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Puh-lease!- They're getting all mushy.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31I think they look sweet.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- It's SO dreamy. - More like a nightmare.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Lester Large!
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