The School Fete

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0:00:35 > 0:00:39- It's been a really super day today, Miss Lovely.- Thank you, Laura.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Did you enjoy the nature trail, boys? - It was OK.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Only OK? How can you say that, Lester Large?

0:00:46 > 0:00:49It was amazing! All those beautiful flowers

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- and butterflies! - Not as good as the adventure park.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- There's skateboarding there. - And a boating lake.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58And a brilliant go-kart track.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01And especially for you, Laura, there's even a model farm,

0:01:01 > 0:01:04with calves, lambs and rabbits, and a pets' corner.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Pets' corner? Well, maybe it wouldn't be SO bad.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11But not as much fun as the seaside. That's where I'd rather go.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Everyone, get your things together. We're here.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19ENGINE FALTERS

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Oh, dear, that doesn't sound good!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23That doesn't sound good at all.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28I'm sorry to say I have some sad news for you,

0:01:28 > 0:01:31the garage says our faithful old minibus is beyond repair!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- ALL:- Oh, no!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Does that mean no more school trips, Miss Lovely?

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Yes, I'm afraid it does.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40At least until we can afford to buy a new bus.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42But buses are expensive.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Where would we get the money?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I suppose we could have a concert at the school.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- That would bring in something. - How about a quiz, Miss Lovely?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Yes, that's a very good idea, Laura.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Or a sponsored run.- Or a car-boot sale.- I know! A bring-and-buy sale.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- No, a disco...- Not all at once, everyone.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03You're very quiet, Lester, don't you have a suggestion?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06I was, er, thinking...

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Oh, why don't we, erm, have everything on one day?

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh, yes. You mean like a fete?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Yes, yes, a fete, that's it.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17That's not a bad idea, Lester, well done.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20So, let's all put our thinking caps on.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23We need lots of ideas, to make it a fabulous day.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27And whoever's idea makes the most money for the fund

0:02:27 > 0:02:31- can choose where the class goes on their first minibus trip.- Yay!- Wow!

0:02:31 > 0:02:35So you see, Mum, you've just got to win,

0:02:35 > 0:02:37then we can go to the adventure park!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Lester says they've got a model farm and a pets' corner there.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, you'd like that, Laura.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Well, you'll both have to come up with some good ideas.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I'm going to do face painting.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Lovely flowers and butterflies, just like on the nature trail.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54That sounds lovely, Laura.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Have you got an idea, Luke?

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Sort of...

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Well, kind of.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01That's a no, then?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Well, I've got an idea for you.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06How about this...

0:03:07 > 0:03:09..guess how many sweets in the jar?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Just fill the jar with sweets

0:03:11 > 0:03:13and everyone has to guess how many.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15The nearest guess wins.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Wow, yes, brilliant! Thanks, Mum.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Hmm, what are your dad and Lester up to out there?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26They're building a gunge machine, Mum. Lester says it's a secret.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Nobody must know.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30SAWING FROM THE GARDEN

0:03:31 > 0:03:33< Larry!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35< Lester, tea's ready!

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Ha-ha-ha!- Come on, Lester, we can finish that later.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Very strange.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Hmm...

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Agh!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Help! >

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- What on earth...?! - HE CHUCKLES

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Looks like Sebastian has discovered your gunge machine, Lester!

0:04:11 > 0:04:15You're lucky, Sebastian, it's only water this time, but I'm using

0:04:15 > 0:04:16real gunge for the fete.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19They've got what, Sebastian?

0:04:19 > 0:04:22A gunge machine. It's brilliant!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Covers you in real yucky green gunge.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28It will make loads of money for the school fund.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32The Large family will win and I won't get to go to the seaside.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Have no fear, Sebastian.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38I'll get you and your class to the seaside, by hook or by crook.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Anything the Larges can do, the Smarts can do better.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Seymour?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46'I've got a job for you.'

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Hee-hee!

0:04:56 > 0:04:57Ha-ha-ha!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Ha-ha-ha! Hmm...

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Linda, I wonder if I could borrow... Oh.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Cakes. Hmm.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17And how clever of you to make them all...odd shapes.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19The children love them.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Sebastian adores mine!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26That's why I'm entering the homemade cake competition at the school fete.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, are you? So am I.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30How brave.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- And I intend to win, Sheena. - So do I, Linda.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40And I'm just going to have to make sure I win, aren't I?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43And win, I shall. Ooh!

0:05:43 > 0:05:48No point making my own when somebody else makes them so much better.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ha-ha! Bit big, Dad.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00The point is, it'll keep everyone nice and dry.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03We can't have them walking round all afternoon covered in gunge.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Whoa, Seb, what is that?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Splat the Rat. You put the rat in here

0:06:09 > 0:06:12and drop it down the tube.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15To win, you have to hit the rat before it hits the bucket.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19No way that tube's going to make more money than my gunge machine!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Hmm...

0:06:24 > 0:06:26448.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Nowhere near!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31(312. Don't tell anyone!)

0:06:31 > 0:06:36Thank you for coming to what I'm sure will be an excellent day.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38So, without further ado,

0:06:38 > 0:06:41I declare the school fete well and truly open!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43CHEERING

0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Wow! - EXCITED CHATTER

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Right, Lester, time to drum up some business.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49OK, Dad.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Roll up, roll up!

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Beat the gunge machine and win a big bag of homemade cakes!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Roll up for er, Splat the Rat... Erm...

0:06:59 > 0:07:03No chance, Sebastian, I've got you beaten all the way!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Here's the result of the homemade cake competition.

0:07:06 > 0:07:11And the winner, with some rather delicious fancy cakes, is...

0:07:11 > 0:07:16Mrs Smart! CHEERING

0:07:16 > 0:07:20All the cakes entered will now be on sale.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Well done, Sheena. - Thank you! Thank you!

0:07:25 > 0:07:26It was nothing!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34HE WHISPERS

0:07:45 > 0:07:46HE WHISPERS

0:07:52 > 0:07:58Want a spider. A big black one, with pointy teeth!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Oh.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08THEY LAUGH

0:08:08 > 0:08:14Come on, try Splat the Rat and win yourself two bags of homemade cakes!

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Roll up, roll up!

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Hmm!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Seaside, here I come!

0:08:26 > 0:08:31- Looks like Sebastian's winning, Dad. - Because his prize is better, Lester.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33If only we had some more cakes!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Forget cakes, Dad, I've got the best prize ever!

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Beat the gunge machine and win my very own skateboard!

0:08:40 > 0:08:41EXCITED CHATTER

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Oh!- There you are, Mr Short,

0:08:45 > 0:08:46the very last one.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Well, the judges were right, Sheena.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52People do seem to like your cakes better than mine.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56The loser will pay a forfeit,

0:08:56 > 0:09:00like trying to beat your son's gunge machine.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Wait a minute,

0:09:02 > 0:09:07this isn't homemade, this is a Superior Chocolate Fancy!

0:09:07 > 0:09:08I sell them in the shop.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11What?! Are you sure?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14I'd know a Superior Chocolate Fancy anywhere!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16You mean you cheated?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Mrs Smart, how could you?!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22I, er...

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Erm...

0:09:31 > 0:09:33THEY LAUGH

0:09:38 > 0:09:41You don't want a spider, do you?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Oh, no, I hate spiders.- Good.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I want to be a witch,

0:09:46 > 0:09:48with a big warty trunk.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Oh!- Now, it's time for the result

0:09:52 > 0:09:55of the Guess How Many Sweets In The Jar competition.

0:09:55 > 0:10:00And the winner, with a correct guess of...27,

0:10:00 > 0:10:02is Peter Perfect!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05CHEERING

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Now, I have some wonderful news.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10We have made enough money this afternoon

0:10:10 > 0:10:13to buy the brand new minibus.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18So, thank you, all. And an especially big thank you to our winner today,

0:10:18 > 0:10:21who made the most money for the fund,

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Lester Large! - That's wonderful, Lester!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Yeah!- Well done, son!

0:10:28 > 0:10:29And don't forget, Lester,

0:10:29 > 0:10:33your prize is to decide where the class goes on their first trip.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36That's easy, we're going to...

0:10:36 > 0:10:38ALL: ..the adventure park!

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