0:00:05 > 0:00:08'Many years ago, a terrible plague
0:00:08 > 0:00:12'consumed the mighty kingdom of Fyredor.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14'The only hope of a cure rested with one young wizard,
0:00:14 > 0:00:19'sent out to scour the Earth for precious ingredients.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23'After many years, he returned with an antidote.'
0:00:23 > 0:00:26THEY SPLUTTER
0:00:26 > 0:00:31'The King's sons, Princes Dick and Dom, were the first to be cured.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34'And the last to be cured.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38'They were banished from the Kingdom, along with their trusty Mannitol
0:00:38 > 0:00:41'and light-fingered servant Lutin.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46'All never to return until they had collected the ingredients
0:00:46 > 0:00:49'to re-make the antidote.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54'And so, the Legend of Dick and Dom had begun.'
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Come on, everyone, It's always good to get an early start on a quest.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- We can't go yet, can we?- Why not?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Well, we haven't got Dick.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Where is he?- Behind that bush. - And what's he doing behind a bush?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09HE GROANS
0:01:09 > 0:01:12You know that week-old curried haddock we had?
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- You could smell it 50ft away! - Dick fancied a midnight snack
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- and the curried haddock was the only thing available.- Come on, baby.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22PHHRRRT! ALL: Oh!
0:01:22 > 0:01:27- Oh! That's definitely the haddock. - Dick, join us when you're ready.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Yeah, yeah...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30PHHHRRRTTTTT!
0:01:30 > 0:01:35Where was I? Right, we are on the hunt for...
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Alan the vampire baby's baby sick?!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Baby sick?- Hmm.- Ewww!
0:01:40 > 0:01:45- This is not good.- Why? Who's Alan the vampire baby?
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Alan the vampire baby is the last in a clan of vampire babies.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53They have resided for many centuries in a dark corner
0:01:53 > 0:01:56of Bottom World called...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58the Forest of Pram-sylvania.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Alan the vampire baby has evil powers,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07terrible magic weapons and fangs...
0:02:10 > 0:02:13..which deliver a cursed bite.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Beware the fangs of Alan the vampire baby!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Yeah, but he's still just a baby? - Can he even walk yet?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24No, although I have heard he's good at crawling.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28THEY LAUGH
0:02:28 > 0:02:32How dangerous can a cute little vampire baby be?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Yeah, and Alan's the least scariest name in history.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- "Oh, no! I'm Alan the vampire baby! Watch out!"- Look here!
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Don't say I didn't warn you.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Alan the vampire baby may be our toughest adversary yet.- Whatever!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51OK, so we need to find Alan the vampire baby,
0:02:51 > 0:02:55and get him to be sick into a convenient bucket.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- How about this one? - That'll do nicely. Any questions?
0:02:59 > 0:03:00I've got a question.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Can someone bring me some more dock leaves? I need to wipe...
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- OK, give me a minute.- Ohh...
0:03:07 > 0:03:10'And so, after Dick had finished using the using the dock leaves,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13'our intrepid adventurers set off
0:03:13 > 0:03:17'towards the notorious Forest of Pram-sylvania,
0:03:17 > 0:03:21'lair of Alan the vampire baby.'
0:03:22 > 0:03:27Welcome to the Forest of Pram-sylvania.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh, look, there's a sign.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- What?- Eh? I don't see a sign.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37No, down here.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42"Warning! Goo goo...
0:03:42 > 0:03:47- "Goo goo goo, gaa gaa gaa, go..." - What language is that?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Why is it only two feet off the ground? Did a dwarf put it there?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Not a dwarf. But someone equally small.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56A badger? They've got terrible handwriting.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Don't you see? Goo goo goo, gaa gaa, gaa...
0:04:01 > 0:04:03This is baby language.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07This is a warning for us not to enter the forest.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10It's a warning from Alan the vampire baby!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13It's all very well having a "warning" sign,
0:04:13 > 0:04:17but I don't speak baby, so I'm going to ignore it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Yeah, me, too.- Me three.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- I mean, this place isn't scary. - No, not scary at all.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24ROARING
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I've quacked.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33HE SNIFFS
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I'll open a window.
0:04:35 > 0:04:41'And so our heroes entered the Forest of Pram-sylvania.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44'But unbeknown to them, deep within it,
0:04:44 > 0:04:47'evil eyes watched their every move.'
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Goo, goo, goo!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52EVIL CHUCKLING
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Maybe one of us should stay awake,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02you know, keep watch?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I'm sorry, I'm already asleep.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Me, too.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19OWL HOOTING
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Aaahhhh!
0:05:28 > 0:05:33LAUGHING
0:05:33 > 0:05:36That is so not funny.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37We should try and get some sleep.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59GRUNTING
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Urgh!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Urgh!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Aaaahhh!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17It's a vampire baby!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20He's biting me, get 'im off!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- That must have been him - that was Alan!- Dick, are you OK?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Of course I'm not, I've just been savaged by a vampire baby!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38How's your ankle?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41What happens when you get bitten by a vampire baby?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I think we have our answer.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55GURGLING
0:06:55 > 0:06:58He's not acting that much differently from normal.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Goo-goo ga-ga-ga!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I think he's trying to tell us something.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Dick, can you understand me?
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Gaa-gaa! Gaa-gaa-gaa!
0:07:08 > 0:07:13I think that he can understand us, but can only reply in baby gurgles.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17That must be what a vampire baby bite does -
0:07:17 > 0:07:20it's turned him into a giant baby. It's quite fascinating!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Ha ha ha! Gurgle!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Come on, we can't stand here all day looking at...that.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30We've got to find Alan the vampire baby. Come on, Dick.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Goo! Gaa gaa goo Alan gaa gaa! - I don't think he wants to go.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Maybe we can find something to carry him in?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, I have just the thing.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Alaka zam,
0:07:42 > 0:07:44alaka pram!
0:07:47 > 0:07:52Ahhh, isn't he cute?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55GURGLING
0:08:04 > 0:08:08We should get going.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11So, not only do we have to find Alan the vampire baby,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13but we've also got to work out
0:08:13 > 0:08:17how to change Dick back to how he was before.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19It's certainly all go today.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22If we're going to get some of Alan's baby sick,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24we need to catch him first, right?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Yeah, but how do you catch a vampire baby?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30We saw how fast he can run.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Hang on a sec!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38See, it's a baby mobile, just like the one me and Dick used to have
0:08:38 > 0:08:41above our cot when we were babies.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Oh, look, baby Dick loves it!
0:08:46 > 0:08:51I think Alan the vampire baby will be drawn towards it
0:08:51 > 0:08:54then we just hide and wait
0:08:54 > 0:08:58and when Alan arrives, we nab him.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03And just how exactly are we going to nab Alan?
0:09:06 > 0:09:07How about we us this?
0:09:09 > 0:09:14Perfect! Right, all we have to do now is wait.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24This is hopeless.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28We're not going to catch Alan like this, he's way too cunning.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30What was that?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I think it's come from over there.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- It's Alan!- Go go go!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Gotcha!- Hang on a sec, that's not Alan the vampire baby.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- That's because I'm not actually a vampire baby.- You're not?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55No. Morning!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Raymond Vampire Hunter. Here - my card.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59"Raymond Vampire Hunter.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02"Speciality - vampire babies."
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Then why are you dressed as a vampire baby?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07It's a cunning disguise. One can't be too careful
0:10:07 > 0:10:11when hunting Alan the vampire baby.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Well, what a coincidence. We're hunting Alan, too!- Oh, any luck?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- None at all.- Me, neither. Any chance of letting me go?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh, yes, yes.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23You know, you look a bit like a farmer.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Stop that right there. I'm not a farmer, I'm a vampire hunter,
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- OK? All right. - All right, keep your hair on.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34What's left of it.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Reports have been coming in of a strange baby mobile in the area
0:10:37 > 0:10:40so I thought I'd pop out and check it out.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yes, we set it up to try and lure
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Alan the vampire baby, you know, capture him.
0:10:46 > 0:10:52Oh, please. Capture Alan the vampire baby with this feeble device?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Oh, dear me, no.- No?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58No. Alan the vampire baby is a formidable adversary.
0:10:58 > 0:11:03That's exactly what I said but no-one listened.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07I see one of your number has already been bitten. Take my advice -
0:11:07 > 0:11:10you must leave this place now before you all suffer
0:11:10 > 0:11:12the same terrible fate.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I've got one thing to say about that.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Knickers!- How dare you.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23We need Alan the vampire baby's baby sick for our potion.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27And we've got need to find a way to get Dick back to normal.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Well, you're all quite clearly as mad
0:11:31 > 0:11:34as a flock of purple Burplewurples.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37But I've got to admire your courage.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40What say we all join forces?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Track down Alan the vampire baby together?
0:11:47 > 0:11:53- Let's go catch us a vampire baby, baby!- Yeah!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Look out!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Yes, that way indeed.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07'So, slightly dazed, Raymond the Vampire Baby Hunter
0:12:07 > 0:12:09'joined our heroes.
0:12:09 > 0:12:15'But still, deep within the forest, the evil eyes watched their journey.
0:12:15 > 0:12:21'They travelled day after day, deeper and deeper into the forest
0:12:21 > 0:12:24'in search of Alan the vampire baby's baby lair.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29'Eventually, they arrived at a small, deserted village.'
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Where is everybody?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43WAILING
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Goo-goo, ga-ga.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58GURGLING
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Everyone here's been turned into a vampire baby.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Which can only mean one thing - Alan's already been here.
0:13:07 > 0:13:12By the smell of nappies in the air, I'd say pretty darn recently.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Well, if this place is just full of babies, then I'm going to see
0:13:15 > 0:13:20if I can filch some supplies from the village shop.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Good idea.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Could do with a bit of grub.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Goo-goo, gaa-gaa!
0:13:37 > 0:13:41All right? Just going to take a few bits and pieces, OK?
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Goo-goo, ga-ga! Goo ga-ga goo-goo!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Look, baby, I'm going to nick your stuff
0:13:48 > 0:13:53and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm taking all ya stuff!
0:13:58 > 0:14:02It's just like taking candy from a baby. Ow!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Get off me! Help!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13What are we going to do?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Any bright ideas? You hunt vampire babies.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Leave this to me.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Here we go. - What are two carrots going to do?
0:14:20 > 0:14:25If there's one thing vampire babies really hate, it's carrots!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Back, back, you evil fiend.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Goo-goo, ga-ga!
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Are you OK, Lutin?
0:14:32 > 0:14:39Not sure. I think I'm just going to sit down there for a sec.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Now we've captured Alan, all we have to do
0:14:41 > 0:14:45is get him to throw up and we'll be on our way.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Alan? Goo-goo ga-ga Alan?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49He says his name's not Alan.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- You speak baby language, do you? - I've been hunting these babies
0:14:53 > 0:14:57for some years and I've picked up the lingo along the way.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Goo-goo ga-ga goo-goo, Alan?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03GURGLING
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Says his name's Tarquin.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Tarquin?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10So where's Alan?
0:15:10 > 0:15:14GURGLING
0:15:18 > 0:15:21What was that last bit again?
0:15:21 > 0:15:25I'm paraphrasing, but he's involved
0:15:25 > 0:15:29in with a group of vampire babies, of which Alan is the big boss.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34He's hatched a plan to turn everybody into vampire babies
0:15:34 > 0:15:37and then take over Bottom World.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38LAUGHING
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee-hee.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Laugh all you want, Tarquin.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45We've captured you. What are you going to do about it?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49FARTING
0:15:49 > 0:15:53He's unleashed the vampire baby noxious trump!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00He's getting away!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06We've lost him.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09LUTIN GURGLES
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Oh, great(!) And now Lutin's been turned into a vampire baby.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16And the other vampire babies will turn us
0:16:16 > 0:16:20into vampire babies and it will all go wrong.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24I'm too stressed, I can't deal with the whole thing.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27WAILING
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Pull yourself together, man.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40And you babies keep quiet as well.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44You can't let these vampire babies get to you.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47You have to take a deep breath, calm down.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50We'll track Alan and we will capture him.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Then we're going to get the ankle biter
0:16:53 > 0:16:58to throw up in this bucket. Are you with me?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Raymond the baby vampire hunter, I am with you!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06There is one tiny problem.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11We don't know where Alan the vampire baby's lair is.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14He's right.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24SNIFFING AND GURGLING
0:17:24 > 0:17:26What is baby Lutin saying?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Goo-goo, ga-ga, Alan.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Ah, apparently since she was bitten,
0:17:34 > 0:17:37she has a sense of where Alan's lair is.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Great, so baby Lutin can take us to Alan's lair.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Then go, baby Lutin, fly like the wind.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Goo-goo, ga-ga, Alan.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Ga-ga-ga.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16GURGLING
0:18:39 > 0:18:41CHANTING
0:18:48 > 0:18:51SNIFFING
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Dirty nappy.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05SNIFFING
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I'd say about half an hour old. Would you agree?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Yes, whatever you say.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15We must be close to Alan the vampire baby's secret lair.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16I think so.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Ga-ga-ga, goo-goo Alan! - Everyone stay down!- What is it?
0:19:22 > 0:19:27According to baby Lutin here, the secret lair is over there.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28You stay here.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I'll go and check it out.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01OK, slight local difficulty.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- There's a bunch of butch-looking vampire babies guarding him.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Oh, great(!) How are we going to get the baby sick?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10We have to think logically.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Hmmmmmm.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17BURPING
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Wait a minute. Babies love milk, right?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Yeah, so?- Well, what happens when you give a baby too much milk?
0:20:24 > 0:20:30- Oh, so we have to feed Alan loads of milk...- He'll throw up...
0:20:30 > 0:20:32And we catch some in a bucket.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36How are we going to get to Alan to give him the milk?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39He's surrounded by vampire babies.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I have a plan.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Great, what is it?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47LAUGHING
0:20:50 > 0:20:52This is never going to work.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55If there's one thing I know about vampire babies,
0:20:55 > 0:20:57they love a good mummy.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02You can slip in there past them all and give Alan all your lovely milk.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Yes, and I shall be waiting nearby with the bucket.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08I'll run out and as soon as he starts blowing chunks,
0:21:08 > 0:21:09I'll catch some.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12But I don't understand why I have to be the mummy.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14LAUGHING
0:21:14 > 0:21:19Yes, he says it's because you've always looked like a girl.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Shut up!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Come on, Dom, you have to do this.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Remember the quest!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29FANFARE
0:21:29 > 0:21:30You're right.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36- Oh, one more thing.- What?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Give it more of a wiggle!
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Wiggle?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47LAUGHTER
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Alan want milk?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30It's working. Alan's taking the milk.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Mama.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Mama? Mama! Mama, Mama!
0:22:42 > 0:22:49Yes, Mama, mama, yes. Finish your milk like a good little baby.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Ahh!
0:22:53 > 0:22:58No Mama! No Mama!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Keep calm. Everybody back.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Come on, we have to save Dom!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29GURGLING
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Oh, my leg!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Stop, everyone, STOP!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57There's something wrong with Alan.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59WAILING
0:23:59 > 0:24:01He doesn't look well.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05That means he's...
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Gonna vom! Mannitol, get the bucket!
0:24:28 > 0:24:31I've got baby sick for the potion!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Yeah, I think we all got some.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Let's get out of here while they're all crying!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38'As the vomit-covered vampire babies
0:24:38 > 0:24:40'screamed their lungs out, our heroes escaped.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45'But alas, during the battle they had all been bitten.'
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Oh, great(!)
0:24:48 > 0:24:50You've all become vampire babies,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53and since I got bitten, I'll become one, too.
0:24:53 > 0:24:58The quest is over. We can't exactly continue on as babies, can we?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00GURGLING
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Mannitol, no! You don't eat the vampire baby sick. Naughty!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Mannitol, you're cured!
0:25:12 > 0:25:17The vampire baby sick must be an antidote to the vampire baby bite.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Quick, I'll give some to Lutin and Raymond.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Quick, quick, quick.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Oh, it feels good to be back to normal. That nappy was killing me.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Tell me about it. I've got a terrible rash.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Dom, you were bitten, too.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58- And don't forget Dick. - Oh, yeah. Here.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05No, wait, I don't think it's a good idea if he...
0:26:09 > 0:26:11..drinks too much.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18'So once again, our intrepid adventurers
0:26:18 > 0:26:21'had completed another disgusting quest.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26'And as Mannitol added the puke into the vial,
0:26:26 > 0:26:29'Raymond would bid his farewell.'
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Well, it's time for me to say goodbye.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Here, take this - it's the last of the vampire baby sick.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40One spoon a day and you'll be immune to vampire baby bites.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43I do appreciate this. And you can rest assured
0:26:43 > 0:26:47that I'll soon have Alan and his gang under lock and key.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- Well, morning!- Morning.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53But what are we going to do about Dick?
0:26:53 > 0:26:57We can't take this old codger on the quest. I mean, he smells of wee.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01You'll stink of wee when you get to my age too, orc-breath.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Nice(!)- I think I have a way of turning Dick back to how he was -
0:27:04 > 0:27:07I know a spell to make him young!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Mannitol, I really don't think that's a good idea.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Mannitol, you idiot!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19You've not turned Dick young.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23No, you've turned him into a pile of dung!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Oops.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29"Oops"? Is that all you can say?
0:27:29 > 0:27:32- Oops. - I think you just stood in Dick.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35I know what I did.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40No, no, no.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Oh, that's gross. - Put him in your pocket.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- No, you have it. You did it in the first place.- No.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- Dick, go get 'em!- Ahhhh!
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