0:00:05 > 0:00:09Many years ago, a terrible plague consumed
0:00:09 > 0:00:12the mighty kingdom of Fyredor.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16The only hope of a cure rested with one young wizard, sent out to scour
0:00:16 > 0:00:19the earth for precious ingredients.
0:00:20 > 0:00:25After many years, he returned with an antidote.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30The king's sons, Princes Dick and Dom were the first to be cured.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34And the last to be cured.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38They were banished from the kingdom, with their trusty mage Mannitol,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41and light-fingered servant Lutin.
0:00:41 > 0:00:47All never to return until they had collected the ingredients
0:00:47 > 0:00:49to re-make the antidote.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54And so, the Legend of Dick and Dom had begun.
0:01:05 > 0:01:11Well, there it is, the final ingredient... The griffin's snort.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- Shame it's so disgusting, really. - No, it's not...
0:01:16 > 0:01:19I know it's snot, Mannitol, that's why it's so disgusting!
0:01:19 > 0:01:24I just didn't expect the griffin's snort to come from its botty bum,
0:01:24 > 0:01:25did you, Dick?
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Shall we?
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Are you sure it has to be smeared from the hand of a maiden?
0:01:32 > 0:01:33- Yes.- Yes.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Yeah! Hooray!
0:02:21 > 0:02:27Er, Princes, shouldn't we be heading back to Fyredor to cure the kingdom?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, yeah, good idea, lead the way.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh, no, that's fine, don't worry about me,
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I'll just, er...get these, yeah?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49And so our intrepid adventurers headed back home.
0:02:49 > 0:02:55As it was their last journey, they decided to take the scenic route,
0:02:55 > 0:02:59which was pretty much like all the other routes, just longer.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Are we nearly there yet?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03No.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Are we nearly there yet?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10No.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Are we...?
0:03:12 > 0:03:13No!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Stop moaning or I'll ram my sausage so far up your hooter, you'll...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oi, stop fighting!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22The quest is over and pretty soon we won't be spending
0:03:22 > 0:03:26much time together any more. So really we should be making
0:03:26 > 0:03:28the most of the time we've got left.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31We have had some good times, eh?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Princes Dick and Dom versus the Slime Ball.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52THEY CHEER
0:03:52 > 0:03:57It has been an most trying day. Although I didn't lose my temper!
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Not for 40 years!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Boogies!- Argh!
0:04:01 > 0:04:06A most ingenious game, it appears to have quite taken off.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Yes, er, these qualities of patience that I have...
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Can I have another biscuit? - Er, yes...
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Qualities of patience that over the years...
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Can I have another? - If you must.- What does this do?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23That's most precious, I must respectfully ask you leave it alone.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Does the head move?
0:04:25 > 0:04:29No, no, it does not, please do not touch it.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Now, I have these qualities...
0:04:31 > 0:04:32- Boogies!- Please!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Can I have another biscuit?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38I did ask! I did ask you leave that alone,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40don't try and mend it now,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- I am concerned... - Can I have another biscuit?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- No...- Boogies!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Right! Enough! Cease this nonsense!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52These childish, immature, petty displays!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Pull yourselves together! How old are you?
0:04:55 > 0:05:02I've never seen such pathetic members of staff in all my life!
0:05:08 > 0:05:13I'll just, er, flip this back a few years.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23HE PLAYS "CHOPSTICKS"
0:05:25 > 0:05:26- No! You don't do that!- What?!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28You do this.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30DELICATE MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:29 > 0:05:30- Finished?- No!
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Finished!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Begin the marriage ceremony. And make it funny.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36HE SIGHS
0:05:36 > 0:05:42Knock, knock! Guess who's gathered here today?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43It's us!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45HE LAUGHS
0:05:45 > 0:05:47THEY GRUNT
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Milky! Milky!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- So you think that'll work then? - Of course.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14THUNDER ROLLS
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Milk! Milk!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22BIRD CAWS OVERHEAD
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Not milk! Definitely not milk!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31HE CACKLES
0:06:34 > 0:06:36This is never going to work.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Trust me. Vampire babies love a good Mummy.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42You'll be able to slip in there past them all
0:06:42 > 0:06:45and give Alan all your lovely milk.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Yes, and I shall be waiting nearby with the bucket.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53As soon as he starts blowing chunks I'll catch some.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Still I don't understand why I have to be the Mummy.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Goo goo, ga ga, goo goo!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Yes, he says it's because you've always looked like a girl.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Shut up!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Now, remember, don't touch anything.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Can I touch the floor?!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I mean, I'm touching it now!
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Oh, oh, oh!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Wargh!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20CRASHING AND BANGING
0:07:20 > 0:07:23MORE CRASHING
0:07:23 > 0:07:25CAT MEOWS, GLASS TINKLES
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Good times.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Not long till we're greeted like heroes and showered with riches.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Gold, silver...
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Cheese! Mmmmm.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Are youse lot in or out?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54In!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Yay!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Out.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16In.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Out.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23In.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Out.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29In, out,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31in, out,
0:08:31 > 0:08:32in, out,
0:08:32 > 0:08:34in, out, in, out...
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Right, get out of here you wee trouble maker!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39And I know where you live!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45You know, maybe we should test out the potion first.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46What if it's wrong?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48We could try it on the guy at the border.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50No, no, no, he's busy.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Ah, here comes someone. Ask him.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Good-day plaguey citizen! We are Princes Dick and Dom,
0:08:56 > 0:08:58back from our quest and we are here to save you.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Not today, thank you.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02No, he said, "We are Princes Dick and Dom,
0:09:02 > 0:09:04"we have the cure for the plague!"
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh, right, yeah.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Hello, my name is Hermann.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Well, how would you like to be cured of the plague?
0:09:13 > 0:09:18No, thank you, I'm just going for my swimming lesson.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20But wouldn't you like to be rid of those spots and...
0:09:20 > 0:09:24HE SNEEZES
0:09:21 > 0:09:24..sneezing?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Well, since you mention it, I have had a bit of trouble,
0:09:27 > 0:09:29last week I was sick.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31All right.
0:09:40 > 0:09:46Ah, actually it tastes quite nice, it tastes a little bit like...
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Where did he go?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Argh!Argh!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Eurgh! - What?
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Aargh!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58This doesn't look good.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03Good?! It's vile! It's the nastiest thing I've ever seen!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Really? - What, nastier than the time we...?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09BABY CRIES
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- He doesn't look well. - That means he's...
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Gonna vom! Mannitol, get the bucket!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Urgh!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Argh!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53SHE SNARLS
0:10:53 > 0:10:57I haven't seen her that angry since I sat on her hamster.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Moo!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Hang on a minute, I think it's working!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Mmmm!
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Scones!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Chicken. Mmmmm!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Grapes!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Carrots! Mmm...
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Urgh!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Eww, that is gross!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18SHE COUGHS
0:12:18 > 0:12:20RIBBIT!
0:12:30 > 0:12:31MIAOW!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Ah, hello, you little pussy!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36CAT HISSES
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Call that nasty? How about the time we...?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Well, we haven't got Dick. - Where is he?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Over there, behind that bush. - And what's he doing?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47OW! >
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You know that week-old curried haddock?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53The one that smelt 50 foot away?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Dick fancied a midnight snack and it was the only thing available.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Come on, baby! Come on!
0:12:59 > 0:13:00FARTING
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Eurgh!- That's definitely the haddock.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Mashed potato is good.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07You can... You can...
0:13:07 > 0:13:10You can throw it at Dom's face!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Hm, let me try this.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Can I have a go?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Yep, yep!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29A bit more, I think... Yep, a bit more.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I love a happy ending.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Happy ending?!
0:13:57 > 0:13:58All right! All right!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00What are we going to do about that?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I have got a name, you know!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05We can't give the potion to everyone if it's got side-effects.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07We'll be a laughing stock.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12All right, even more of a laughing stock.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15I could always use my magic.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16ALL: No!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Look, there's a PROPER doctor down the road.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23He's a professional, not like you unqualified nincompoops.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Fine, we'll go there.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- I'll have you know, I have got certificates!- They're not yours.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33So, our heroes along with the now even sicker Hermann
0:14:33 > 0:14:37headed back across the border to search for a doctor,
0:14:37 > 0:14:39one with GCSEs and stuff.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Go on! Get out and stay out!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I've waited here for ten years!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Hello?- Doctor Cheese?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02I've got a bad feeling, let's just go.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Nonsense, it's going to be fine.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07We just need to fix Hermann, sort out the potion
0:15:07 > 0:15:12and we'll be out of here before you can say..."Quag".
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Quag?
0:15:14 > 0:15:19Come on, Lutin, when have I ever, ever let you down before?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22RUN!!!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25I love dreams like this!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27You're not asleep, you idiot!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Like I'd steal a load of fish and shove them down my pants!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Does that sound like something I would do?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Ohhhh! "Come on an heroic quest", you said.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45"Riches beyond your wildest dreams", you said.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Does this look like a dream? - That looks more like a trout.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Wait! The running stops here.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Why? Because we're gonna face the danger?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59No. Because of the lake.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Oh, great. So now we're just going to stand here!?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Oh, great. So now I'm just going to get hit by that thing!?
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Oh, great. So now I'm going to fall over!?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16This is it, this is the end!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18You've been like a brother to me, Dom!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- I AM your brother, you twonk!- True.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24This better not be my birthday surprise.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27This is beneath the dignity of a talented wizard.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29You shouldn't have any problems then!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- We're running out of ideas. - We never had any ideas.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Put it on. Put it on.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37What's the one thing that's going to attract cows back to a town?
0:16:37 > 0:16:42- Bulls! - And this is one handsome bull!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Now run around these fields and you'll have cows
0:16:45 > 0:16:47following you back before you can say...
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Moo?- Moo.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51(MUFFLED) I suppose it is rather an adventure.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Shut up.- See you later!
0:16:54 > 0:16:55It'll be fine!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57It was just one little mistake.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Er, hello?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01It was just two little mistakes.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Yes, you set us both on fire.
0:17:04 > 0:17:12And then you turn the dragon and his flappy clack into a prune.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17I got hurt too, you know. The spell rebounded and hit me on the head.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22Yes, that is a rather strangely shaped scar.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- I mean it looks like a...- A big bum?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- A big bum. - Yeah all right, all right, so
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I suppose there were a couple of minor issues with the spell.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Minor? Minor?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Look at me?!- You didn't get burned!
0:17:36 > 0:17:40No, but my entire body's vanished!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Big deal!- I'm just a head!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45How am I going to get home?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Roll! - HE GIGGLES
0:17:48 > 0:17:50You've not turned Dick young.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- No, you've turned him into a pile of...- Dung!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Oops.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oops?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Is that all you can say?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Oops. - I think you just stood in Dick.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Hello, folks!
0:18:14 > 0:18:18I'm Dr Cheese. Cheese to meet you.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Knock out that, knock out.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Don't worry, just a mild concussion, not a problem at all.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Way-hey. Now then, young sir...
0:18:32 > 0:18:34..what can I do for you?
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Ahem! It's our friend here. He's not very well.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I am not very well.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Mushrooms.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Ah yes, ah yes, he definitely looks a bit peaky.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49No, not him, him!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oh, I see,
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Now then, young madam, I'm so sorry I did not see you there.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Stand up when I'm talking... Oh, you are, I beg your pardon. Excuse me.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Now then, sunshine, keep taking the tablets
0:19:03 > 0:19:05and come back and see me in two weeks.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Now then, Miss, what seems to be the problem?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I told you this was a bad idea! Let's go.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Give him a chance.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21We've met loads of weird people and they've always helped us out.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23HE BARKS
0:19:23 > 0:19:26I'm actually completely sane.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28HE BARKS
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I'm just playin' with you.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34So why are you out here all alone, wearing nothing but them old rags?
0:19:34 > 0:19:38What can I say? I like my own company.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41I'm not surprised, smelling like that.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45It's an expression of my belief in personal freedom.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49I don't get many visitors, so I figure, why not go au naturel?
0:19:50 > 0:19:55Don't...go to the dark castle,
0:19:55 > 0:19:57it's dangerous!
0:19:57 > 0:19:58What?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Don't go there, nobody ever comes back!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Must be great if no-one ever comes back.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09Don't talk to the Baroness, she's cursed!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Is he talking to us? Cos he's all over the shop.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Don't stew your apples in March! They'll be tart!
0:20:16 > 0:20:21Don't feed a white rabbit Brussels sprouts! It turns green!
0:20:21 > 0:20:26And DON'T play the bassoon in the bath!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's wrong.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Something terrible has driven him beyond mad.
0:20:31 > 0:20:37I hope you've both washed yer hands. I can't stand grubbiness!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39What have we got here then?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Smells like a potion!
0:20:49 > 0:20:54Ding, dong! That is one good-looking filly!
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Princess, I've waited my whole life for this moment,
0:20:59 > 0:21:03you are more beautiful than I could have ever...
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Whoa!
0:21:04 > 0:21:10# A volcano erupted - KAPOW! And out came the beast
0:21:10 > 0:21:12# Half lion - rrrr! - half-snake
0:21:12 > 0:21:16# Oh, no! And 12 foot at least
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# It was a fury! #
0:21:19 > 0:21:21We need shelter. Shelter!
0:21:21 > 0:21:25The sharks are coming?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27BOTH: No, SHELTER!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34You must be Dick and Dom.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36How did you know that?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I am the witch doctor. I know everything.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Ooh!- Pah! Right.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46You are princes. You are on a quest. You...don't like walnuts.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51- You...haven't changed your pants for six days.- Now I believe you.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I am Old Moss. Hello.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- That'll explain the beard, then. - Because it's happy hour!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00HE WHISTLES
0:21:58 > 0:22:00MUSIC: "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock
0:22:07 > 0:22:08HE BURPS
0:22:08 > 0:22:11This yours, mate? Gonna have to give you a ticket.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16Do you want me to cut your nipples off?! Eh? Oi, come ere!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I tell you what, young sir.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22It's a good job you and your friends came to me when you did.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Because you are all extremely poorly!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29The thing is, we've come to see you about our potion.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32There's something's wrong with it.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Arsenal!
0:22:33 > 0:22:38Gentlemen - lady - Doctor!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41How long's this going to take? I've I've got my swimming lesson soon.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Patience, patients! BELL RINGS
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Hey, it's medicine time!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50GLUG-GLUG-GLUG!
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Way-hey!
0:22:54 > 0:22:59You know what, this is even worse than that time we...
0:23:00 > 0:23:03THEY SCREAM
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I was afraid this might happen.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12It's going to go wrong, I'm too stressed, I can't deal with it!
0:23:12 > 0:23:13HE CRIES
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Pull yourself together, man!!
0:23:25 > 0:23:26'The most beautiful girls'
0:23:26 > 0:23:28in the village.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Kylie... - BURP!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33..and Kate.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Blimey! Where did you find her?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38That's my daughter. Kate Moss.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Who's this?- That's, er Kylie.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Well, hello!
0:23:43 > 0:23:44BURP!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Eurgh! Blimey!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49That's what I said.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Who are these two?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51They're here for the dating competition.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56Now there are a couple of things that don't seem right to me.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Yep that's one of them. - And that's the other one.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03These people are supposed to be living in fear, right? Ow!
0:24:03 > 0:24:09And that they do know that these creatures are furries,
0:24:09 > 0:24:10not furies, right?
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Ah, yes.- So why's no-one mentioned it? They don't seem bothered.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16That's fascinating, Brainiac.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- But how are we going to get out of these?- Magic?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Both: NO!
0:24:22 > 0:24:23THEY SCREAM
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Nantwich...shyamalan... melamine...spandex...
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Wa-hey! I've got it!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35I lost that two weeks ago! Wondered where it went.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37THEY GROAN
0:24:37 > 0:24:41And I've also found the answer to your potion problem.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Well, tell us.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Oh, right, sorry, yes.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Now then, where did you get this potion from?
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Well, we have found all the ingredients on the magic scroll.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Yes, I see.
0:24:57 > 0:25:02And has any of your magic ever gone wrong before?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- No.- Yes.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I see.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09And does this potion contain a dragon's clack?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Well, yes, it does actually.- I see.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16And may I enquire, as to what else is in it?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23A pint of milk, the fruit of the Neehi tribe,
0:25:23 > 0:25:26a lock of hair from the golden wig of Barnet,
0:25:26 > 0:25:29some dandruff from Princess Gladys, a magnofish,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32the tears of fury,
0:25:32 > 0:25:35hairy bat saliva,
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Alan the vampire baby's sick,
0:25:39 > 0:25:41the mists of time,
0:25:41 > 0:25:45the king's conker, the song of the swamp monster,
0:25:45 > 0:25:47and some griffin's snot.
0:25:48 > 0:25:54Well, folks, think I can safely say what the problem with your potion is!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57You've all been collecting the ingredients
0:25:57 > 0:26:00for a particularly strong potion for the treatment of...
0:26:00 > 0:26:01athlete's foot!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03What?!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06But, I don't understand...
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Oh, no.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Mannitol, what have you done?!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16I... I...
0:26:16 > 0:26:22I forgot I had a prescription scroll!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24It's for my fungal foot infection.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27You idiot!
0:26:27 > 0:26:31You mean this whole time we've been traipsing around,
0:26:31 > 0:26:33putting ourselves in mortal danger,
0:26:33 > 0:26:35just to cure your itchy feet?!
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Oh, yes, you've given your friend here such a high dose
0:26:39 > 0:26:42he's practically a fungus! What do you think of it so far?
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Ruggish!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Knock out, that, knock out!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Come on, let's go.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Yes, we're leaving.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Not you, mushroom face.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Ah...
0:27:03 > 0:27:07I can't believe that after everything we've been through...
0:27:07 > 0:27:09the near misses, the mishaps...
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- The monsters.- The muck-muck.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15..we have to start our quest all over again.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Well, it could be worse.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20And how could it be worse?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I have my athlete's foot cure.
0:27:23 > 0:27:28Now I can stop borrowing your socks whenever mine are flaky.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Oh, and er, I do still have the proper scroll.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Oh-h-h!
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Get him!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Come 'ere, you slaphead!
0:27:39 > 0:27:43And so, their kingdom still in the grip of plague,
0:27:43 > 0:27:47our brave heroes prepare to begin their quest all over again,
0:27:47 > 0:27:50more monsters, more madness, more...
0:27:50 > 0:27:52HE BLITHERS
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Wait!
0:27:56 > 0:28:00Can I go now? I've been stuck in here for months
0:28:00 > 0:28:02and there's not even decent biscuits.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05I used to be in a hit TV comedy, you know?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07No, no, you couldn't pay me in cash?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10I was told it was twice that amount!
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Oh, is this thing still on? Oh!