0:00:06 > 0:00:08Many years ago, a terrible
0:00:08 > 0:00:10plague consumed the kingdom of Fyredor.
0:00:10 > 0:00:16The only hope of a cure rested with one young wizard, sent out to scour
0:00:16 > 0:00:19the Earth for precious ingredients.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25After many years, he returned with an antidote.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29The King's sons, Princes Dick and Dom, were the first to be cured.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34And the last to be cured.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37They were banished from the kingdom with
0:00:37 > 0:00:39their trusty mage Mannitol
0:00:39 > 0:00:42and light-fingered servant Lutin.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45All never to return until they had collected the
0:00:45 > 0:00:49ingredients to remake the antidote.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54And so, the Legend of Dick and Dom had begun.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Why do you get to read off the scroll?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Because I'm the eldest.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Yeah, by, like, seven seconds!
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Never lets anyone forget!
0:01:06 > 0:01:11Ah, look, one-legged dwarf riding a burplegriff! Where? Gotcha!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Oi, that's not fair!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16And the next item on the list is... dandruff?
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Isn't that when you get that white stuff in your hair?
0:01:20 > 0:01:26Yes, I have a minor dandruff problem myself!
0:01:26 > 0:01:30But this is not any old dandruff. This is the dandruff from the
0:01:30 > 0:01:33golden hair of Princess Gladys of Weefordshire.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Did you say Princess G...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Gladys of Wee...
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Weefordshire? Yeah, but he said it quicker.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I've been in love with her for years.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Princess Gladys! You keep that picture of her
0:01:45 > 0:01:47shoved up your jumper.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Go on then, give us a butcher's.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51No, I'm too embarrassed.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Let's have a look at this hot babe of yours.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oh, OK!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Woah!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Beautiful, isn't she? She's a looker.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11If only I was 90 years younger!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Shame you're rubbish at talking to girls. I'm not!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Oh, yeah?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Well, hello, Dom!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Oh!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Ooh!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31HE GIGGLES AND FLUSTERS
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I'll win Princess Gladys's hand in marriage.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44You get her hand, we get the dandruff.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49These princesses are usually well rich. You can rescue her,
0:02:49 > 0:02:51we can nick her jewels and treasure.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Where do we find this Princess Gladys? Oh, that's easy.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58You know where she is?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Yeah, one tiny princess in the whole of Bottom World?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05No, I'm about to get an e-mail telling me.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07What is an e-mail?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09E-mail for Prince Dom!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11It stands for elf-mail.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Late as usual. Yeah, whatever.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18I get this delivered weekly, for princes looking for love.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23Gives the location of every princess in Bottom World.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24It's all a bit too hi-tech
0:03:24 > 0:03:27for an old wizard like me.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Let's have a look.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Princess Doris,
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Princess Frank...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Ah, Princess Gladys.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Locked up in the evil
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom?!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47The evil Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom?!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50I've heard of these Dancing Dolphins of Doom.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55They are renowned for their vicious ferocity, devious cunning
0:03:55 > 0:03:59and their love of a good barn dance. A barn dance?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02What, "Take your partner by the hand"? Exactly.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'm quite partial to one myself.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Many a lady has marvelled at my dosey doe.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11The Dancing Dolphins of Doom sound scary.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Why don't we pass? Besides, Dolphins don't even have
0:04:15 > 0:04:18any pockets - hard to nick their wallets.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21We need Princess Gladys's dandruff for the potion!
0:04:21 > 0:04:26We're princes, we rescue princesses from castles. It's the rules.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27I suppose.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Onwards, friends, to the evil Dolphin Castle...Two-Towered...
0:04:34 > 0:04:39Can we just call it the Evil Castle? I mean, life's too short.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43And so Princes Dick,
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Dom and the other two trekked for many days and nights in their quest
0:04:48 > 0:04:54for the evil Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Just face it, you have no idea where we are, do you?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00We are sooooo lost.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01That is utter rubbish.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04We are definitely somewhere, here...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07..on this map.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10This is the whole of Bottom World. Your point is?
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Why don't we just ask someone for directions? No need.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Besides, who are we going to ask?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Let's ask that fellow down there.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23He's nuts! Typical bloke,
0:05:23 > 0:05:26never wants to ask anyone for directions!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Yeah, but he's barking.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29HE BARKS You see?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32There's no-one else around!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, OK, OK. Leave it to me, leave it to me.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41How many have you caught today?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43You're the fifth!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Very good, very good!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I'm completely sane!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48HE YELPS
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I'm just playing with you.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53So, why are you out here
0:05:53 > 0:05:57in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but rags?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58I like my own company.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Not surprised, smelling like that!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's an expression of my individuality
0:06:04 > 0:06:06and belief in personal freedom.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11I don't get many visitors, so I figure, why not go au naturel?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12HE SNIFFS AND YELPS
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Listen, listen, we're a bit lost. Well, I wouldn't say lost exactly.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Yeah, we're lost.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20We are after the evil
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28The evil Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29You could go that way.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34Carry on in that direction all the way down the valley, until you reach
0:06:34 > 0:06:37the large oak tree. Large oak tree?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Turn right, left at the stream,
0:06:39 > 0:06:43follow it all the way down to the Smelly Forest.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Don't go through the Smelly Forest, it stinks!
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Go round the edge till you reach the bridge that crosses
0:06:51 > 0:06:55the Ravine of Desolation, then up and down the hill, through the
0:06:55 > 0:06:58next valley, then left, right,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01then right, left, right, then left, right.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Then follow the track until you go
0:07:03 > 0:07:07over the second bridge, then you get into a field, then you'll see
0:07:07 > 0:07:12the evil Two-Towered Castle of Doom right in front of you.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Cheers, mate.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Yeah, thanks for your help. No problem.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30So, our intrepid adventurers continued their long journey
0:07:30 > 0:07:37to the evil Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55HE BARKS AND YELPS
0:07:55 > 0:08:00What the...?! All right? We're back to where we started!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Have you just sent us in a massive circle?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Thought you'd like the scenic route.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08But we wanted to get to the castle!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I know. Why have you sent us in the wrong direction?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I didn't. You didn't?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15No, it's there.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23What a complete waste of time!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Not really - think of the exercise.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28You...!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Look, up there in the window at a tower!
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Yoo-hoo! Over here, boys!
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Princess Gladys!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Blimey, she's tiny!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42She's just really far away!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Oh, right!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Say hi to the Princess for me!
0:08:56 > 0:08:57So, all we have to do is
0:08:57 > 0:09:01get in the door, creep past the Dancing Dolphins
0:09:01 > 0:09:04climb the tower, rescue the Princess, escape.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06That way, we get her dandruff for
0:09:06 > 0:09:10the potion and I marry her. Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Ugh, it's locked!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Lutin?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Nah, they've got one of those new-fangled
0:09:18 > 0:09:22triple-ratchet combination multi-lever latches.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24What does that mean?
0:09:24 > 0:09:25It's locked.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30I could perform my legendary "Open Sesame" spell!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Last time you did that, you turned us into parrots.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I found feathers in unusual places for months.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41We could try...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44..the doorbell!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Like that'll work!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48DOORBELL CHIMES
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Ah!
0:09:50 > 0:09:51SQUAWKING
0:09:51 > 0:09:54You must be one of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Can we come to your evil castle, please?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58DOLPHIN SQUAWKS
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I think that was a no!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06So how are we going to get in?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Look at these walls.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12BUGLE BLARES
0:10:12 > 0:10:14What was that?
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Who are you, then?
0:10:26 > 0:10:31I am Sir Macho of Sixpackshire.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32BUGLE BLARES
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Heroic knight, renowned adventurer
0:10:36 > 0:10:42and possessor of the shiniest, bounciest mane of man hair
0:10:42 > 0:10:44in all of Bottom World!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Hi, I'm Lutin.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Love the jewellery!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Hello, m'lady!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Methinks you've stolen me heart.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Yes!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58And your ring!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Just a second, what are you doing here?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Well, according to this latest elf-mail,
0:11:04 > 0:11:10a certain Princess Gladys is locked up in the tower of this evil castle,
0:11:10 > 0:11:15so I intend to rescue the little lady and make her my blushing bride.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Hang on! I'm here to rescue her and make her
0:11:18 > 0:11:20my blushing bride!
0:11:20 > 0:11:24I don't think so. You see, rescuing princesses is a
0:11:24 > 0:11:29man's job, and you look like a sissy weakling mummy's boy loser to me.
0:11:29 > 0:11:35What did you just call me? A sissy weakling mummy's boy loser!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37And your hair's awful.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Right, come on then! You want a piece of this little mummy's boy.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44You and me, right now, Sir Nachos!
0:11:44 > 0:11:48All right, I can see you're a man of conviction,
0:11:48 > 0:11:50so I have a suggestion.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52All right, let's hear it.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56How about if we join forces to rescue the Princess,
0:11:56 > 0:12:02and then we let her decide whether she wants to marry me...or you?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07What do you think? I reckon go for it.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10We need the potion, the dandruff. Exactly.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Princess Gladys, she's going to choose me over
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Poncey Pants over there. What do you think?
0:12:17 > 0:12:21What? Oh, yeah, absolutely. All right, then.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25You and me as a team, and then we'll let the Princess
0:12:25 > 0:12:28choose her husband. Deal?
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Deal.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31First things first.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33How to get into the castle?
0:12:33 > 0:12:37The front door's a no go, we've tried that one.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38People, please.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42You're in the presence of an expert at rescuing princesses.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Who? Me?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Me, you old coot! Sir Macho is the best
0:12:47 > 0:12:53in the business. Already liberated 30 little ladies this year alone.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57So, we can't get in through the front door.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59So, my train of thought is,
0:12:59 > 0:13:03we're going to have to go in over the battlements.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04HE BLOWS THE BUGLE
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Those dolphins look like trouble.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I've got a head for heights.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Is there any way we could tunnel under?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Oh, please! Dolphins don't scare me!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I am an accomplished climber.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Follow me if you dare, pant-wetters!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Is he always this annoying?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Oh, yeah.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Ah, yes. I should be up here in no time whatso...
0:13:49 > 0:13:50..ever.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Anybody got a moist towelette?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00DOLPHINS LAUGH
0:14:00 > 0:14:05Can't get through the door, can't climb the walls. How are we
0:14:05 > 0:14:07going to get in?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11I could magic us a spell to transport us over the walls?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13No, not a spell. Anything but.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Transportium levitatum...
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Mannitol, nooooo!
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Broccoli floaty monkey magicum!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Wooahh!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32I never thought I'd say this, but your spell has worked!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I know, it's brilliant!
0:14:39 > 0:14:40ALL: Woah!
0:14:46 > 0:14:50I think I landed on my staff!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Well, we're in the castle, there's
0:14:53 > 0:14:58the Princess in that tower, and there's the entrance right over...
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Oh, dear.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04What?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Those Dolphins of Doom look scary to me.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11The little blighters are
0:15:11 > 0:15:14between us and the Princess's tower.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17We might have to take them on hand-to-fin.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Madness! They're renowned to be deadly
0:15:20 > 0:15:24fighters, we would never win. We're outnumbered as well.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28There's got to be another way. Wait a sec.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Aren't they the Dancing Dolphins of Doom, yeah?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34And Mannitol, didn't you say they had
0:15:34 > 0:15:37a love for a great barn dance?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39So the legend goes, yes.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I think I've got a plan.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Five, six, seven, eight.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46SHE STARTS PLAYING
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Barn-dance music? Nice one!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Rubbish dancers!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I think it's working!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Right, now's our chance!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32How are we doing?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I think...we're about...
0:16:34 > 0:16:36..halfway.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55This is it! Must be her room.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Right, let's get this baby open!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02It's locked. There's no key.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Stand aside.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I'll have it down in no time whatsoever!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I'd be careful, that door looks...
0:17:10 > 0:17:11CRUNCHING
0:17:11 > 0:17:13..solid.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Are you all right?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I think I've just dislocated my...
0:17:17 > 0:17:19I'm fine, I'm fine.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Hey, I've got an idea.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Where did our father always keep the spare key to the family castle?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Under the doormat!
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Ding dong!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46That is one good-looking filly!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Princess, I've waited my whole life for this moment.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56You're more beautiful in real life...
0:17:56 > 0:17:57ALL: Woah!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Well, about time!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I'd given up on you lot!
0:18:01 > 0:18:05So, which one of you is my lucky future husband, then?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Come on, boys, don't be shy.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13I've been locked in this tower for years.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14I'm desperate to get hitched.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21I'm not marrying her. She looks nothing like her portrait.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23See, blatant false advertising!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26I'm not marrying her. I fought an ape's mother
0:18:26 > 0:18:29more attractive than that. Listen to you!
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Looks aren't everything. Inner beauty counts.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36It's keeping your breakfast down that counts.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Friends, remember what's important.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42We need her dandruff for the potion.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44No-one really needs to marry her.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Good point.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Princess, I'm sorry but there's
0:18:48 > 0:18:54been a terrible mix-up and we can't marry you because, er...
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Because we're...
0:18:57 > 0:19:00..already married! Brilliant!
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Exactly! You're already married?
0:19:04 > 0:19:08But we could do with dandruff from your hair for our potion.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10No.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12For a start, I don't have dandruff.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Oh, but Princess Gladys, we...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17What did you just call me?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Princess Gladys. I'm not her.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22No? I'm Princess Gloria.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Gladys is my sister, beautiful face, nasty dandruff.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30No wonder she looks nothing like her portrait!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I am still here, you know!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Where would we find Princess Gladys?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37She's in the other tower.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Yoo-hoo!
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Of course, it is the evil Two-Towered Castle!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Wrong tower! An easy mistake to make.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Gotta go, see ya!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Wait, what about my wedding?!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Come back here! Rrr!
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Men!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01They're all the bloomin' same...
0:20:01 > 0:20:03no class whatsoever.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06HE BURPS
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Blimey, they're still going.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Good fun this, isn't it?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41CRASH!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Here I am, Gladys.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Hi, there!
0:20:54 > 0:20:59So, which of you is my future husband?
0:20:59 > 0:21:05Princess Gladys, may I present to you Sir Macho and Prince Dom.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Which of these fellows will you marry? Take your time.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Hmm, tricky one.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Hello.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27OK, I've made my decision.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Prince Dom,
0:21:29 > 0:21:31you're a really good-looking guy...
0:21:31 > 0:21:35He is?! You heard the lady. And you'd make a wonderful husband.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Hey, crunchy nachos, looks like she's picked a winner.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Why, you little...
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Actually I have, and the winner is...
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Sir Macho!
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Get in!
0:21:46 > 0:21:50What?! Sorry, I just couldn't resist his luxuriant mane
0:21:50 > 0:21:53of gorgeous, shiny man-hair. So dandruff-free!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I'm a big man. No, you're not - you're only four foot two!
0:21:59 > 0:22:04Princess Gladys, I can accept your...decision...
0:22:04 > 0:22:07on one condition.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Can we have some of your dandruff?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Sure, I don't see why not.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Oh, I don't think so, old boy! Oh, go on, give us some of your dandruff!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Now look, I won this whole princess fair and square.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22I'm not leaving any of her behind, including any pieces of dandruff.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Gladys, baby, we're out of here, let's go.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29So long, losers! Quick, get after them!
0:22:38 > 0:22:39We'll soon have you out of here.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Oh, that is just great. Ouch!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56It's always the same, isn't it, Gladys?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Oh, here we go again! Yeah, you get rescued
0:22:59 > 0:23:02by the handsome prince and never me. It's the story of my life.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Well, there may be a reason for that, potato-face!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Why, you spoilt little...!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Madam, madam, Gladys and I here are just about
0:23:10 > 0:23:12to leave, so if you'll excuse us...
0:23:12 > 0:23:14And we were just leaving too. No-one's "just leaving"
0:23:14 > 0:23:16until I get what I want. What, a replacement head?!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19No. A husband.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Alas, madam, I'm already spoken for, I fear.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26But the little fella's available at the back there.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Oh!
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Ah, no...
0:23:29 > 0:23:34No. No, no, no, I don't want to marry him. Oh.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I want to marry...that one.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Choo-choo! No, no, no. I'm too young and innocent to get married.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45I haven't even kissed a girl! Well, we'll soon do something about
0:23:45 > 0:23:49that - come here, handsome! Help! I'm being Dick-napped!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Get off, he's my brother! Fellas, lend a fin!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Come here, you naughty little man.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Come on.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Look! Sir Macho and Gladys are getting away!
0:24:12 > 0:24:15After them!
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Derek! Music, please!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS
0:24:33 > 0:24:35They're getting away!
0:24:39 > 0:24:43The dandruff, Princess Gladys's dandruff, it's in her hair!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Leave it to me!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Well, we made it out in one piece, Gladys, baby,
0:25:07 > 0:25:11and now there's only one thing remains for me to do -
0:25:11 > 0:25:14for me to take you back to my castle and marry you ASA to the P
0:25:14 > 0:25:17and then tonight we're going to...
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Woah!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Gladys, what happened?
0:25:35 > 0:25:41When Sir Macho saw my jam- spattered head, he did a runner!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45It's OK, here's your hair back.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Thank you.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Here, let me.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Oh, thank you.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Oh, before I forget,
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Dom, hold out your hands.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59COUGHING
0:26:01 > 0:26:05For your potion, yeah? Thanks, I forgot about that.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Prince Dom...
0:26:08 > 0:26:12if you'll still have me, and you don't mind me being a jam-head girl
0:26:12 > 0:26:15with a serious dandruff problem, I'd love to marry you.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Oh, Gladys!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Hold it right there before I vom.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Hello, Dom, what about the quest?
0:26:24 > 0:26:28I don't care about the quest, I'm in love. You lot carry on without me.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Me and Gladys are going to buy a little castle
0:26:30 > 0:26:33and have lots of little Doms, so if you'll excuse me...
0:26:38 > 0:26:40What happened to Gladys?!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Hello? What have we here?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Gladys, is that you?
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Princess Gladys has had a frog transmogrification curse
0:26:50 > 0:26:51placed on her.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Yes, as soon as she received a snog from a man that really
0:26:54 > 0:26:59loved her, like you, Prince Dom, she's turned into a little frog.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Typical! You turn princesses into frogs.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Shut up! ..Mannitol, can you reverse it?
0:27:08 > 0:27:11No, virtually impossible to reverse.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Oh, Gladys!
0:27:13 > 0:27:18Oh, come back, Gladys! Come back!
0:27:30 > 0:27:34With another ingredient successfully found and added to the potion,
0:27:34 > 0:27:38the quest could continue for our plucky foursome.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Alas for Prince Dom, his dream of marrying a beautiful princess
0:27:42 > 0:27:43was not to be.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Don't say that, Gladys.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46Of course we can make it work.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Or was it?
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