0:00:05 > 0:00:09'Many years ago, a terrible plague consumed the mighty kingdom
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'of Fyredor. The only hope of a cure
0:00:13 > 0:00:14'all rested with one young wizard,
0:00:14 > 0:00:19'sent out to scour the earth for precious ingredients.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23'After many years, he returned with an antidote.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28'The king's sons, Princes Dick and Dom,
0:00:28 > 0:00:30'were the first to be cured.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34'And the last to be cured.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38'They were banished from the kingdom, along with Mannitol,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41'and light-fingered servant, Lutin -
0:00:41 > 0:00:46'all never to return until they had collected the ingredients
0:00:46 > 0:00:49'to remake the antidote.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52'And so the legend of Dick and Dom
0:00:52 > 0:00:54'had begun.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58'And so our heroes journeyed ever onwards.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01'Days stretched into weeks, weeks stretched into years,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04'years stretched into ye-e-e-e-ears.'
0:01:04 > 0:01:08I can't go on. I'm so weary. I want to rest.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Why don't you just take the path, like the rest of us?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15We must be close to our next ingredient.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Ugh! ALWAYS the next ingredient! But it's never something simple, is it?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22It can't just be...an acorn -
0:01:22 > 0:01:25it has to be an acorn from the jaw of a python.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28It can't just be a silver coin -
0:01:28 > 0:01:32it has to be a silver coin hidden in a giant stinking belly-button.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35It took me ages to get that coin out!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Eurgh!- The next ingredient is...
0:01:38 > 0:01:41..fruit from the Neehi tribe.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45So, no other fruit will do.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49We must find the Neehi tribe to continue our quest.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54And this Neehi tribe, they're definitely from this forest?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56This is their last known location.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01Nothing has been heard of the Neehi tribe for many, many years.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- They are a forgotten civilisation. A lost tribe.- Lost?
0:02:05 > 0:02:10If they're lost, why don't you think back to when you last had them!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13You must have put them down somewhere!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Halt! Walk no further!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Aw, bless! Are you lost?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Do you want your mummy? - Wanna buy a skipping rope?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25I said HALT! Walk no further!
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- It's MY turn to say halt! - No, it's not!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Aw, look, there's two of 'em! How cute!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35HALT! Or else, we'll attack!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, yeah? You and whose army?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39OUR army.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Dom, get them off me! - Come on, they're only kids!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Oi, get off! Lutin...!- I can't - there's too many of them!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Stop it, or I shall tell your parents!
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- I think we're being kidnapped. - This is so embarrassing.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Ow!
0:03:10 > 0:03:11- Ow!- Ah!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Were WE this bad at their age? - We're this bad NOW.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Excuse me...- PUT your hand up if you have a question!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Mmm, a bit difficult.- SILENCE!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Bring 'em to the chief!
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Bring 'em to the chief. - No, YOU bring 'em to the chief!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- He said YOU bring 'em to the chief! - You!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- He said bring 'em to the chief!- You!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Why don't we both bring 'em to the chief?- OK.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- Wait a minute! It was my turn to bring 'em to the chief!- Mine!- Mine!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Mine!- Mine!- You said it was mine!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- But it's mine.- It's mine!- Mine!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Just take us to the chief!
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Wait a minute! That's not a bad idea! Let's go.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Ow!- Oooh!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- All hail the chief! - All hail the chief!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04On your knees!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06At last - an adult.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09THEY GROAN
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- We have captured more grown-ups! - Eurgh! Grown-ups!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Eurgh! Grown-ups!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Sorry, Chief.- Eurgh! Children!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26NEVER call us children! I am the chief of the Neehi.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- What is your purpose? - Well, we don't mean you any harm.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- We just want a piece of fruit. - Fruit?!
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Oh, that's disgusting! We destroy ANY fruit that we find!
0:04:38 > 0:04:43fruit is banned in our tribe, along with any other
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- horrible grown-up things! - No sprouts!- No...walking slowly!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- And NO bedtime!- This is SO childish!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54What?! It IS!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Ooooh! NOW I'm scared(!)
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Ow! Get off! That hurts!- Guard!
0:05:02 > 0:05:06I warned you! NEVER call us children!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10We are the Neehi, a race that may LOOK like children,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13but our lives and behaviours are different.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15P-F-RRRT! THEY SNIGGER
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- You're not helping.- Look, we're really sorry for trespassing.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23If you let us go, we promise not to be any trouble.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27No, you cannot leave. You know where we live,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29and we don't want any more grown-ups coming.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Why don't you put them to work? - Good idea.- Aw, thank you, Chief!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Creep!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37We will let you live here as our slaves. You live by OUR rules.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40No fruit, no veg,
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- and no bedtime. - Sounds great! Count us in!
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Oh, superb(!)
0:05:45 > 0:05:50No, no, I cannot live without vegetables. I like broccoli...
0:05:50 > 0:05:54THEY ALL GASP Chief! He has uttered a forbidden word!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Broccoli?! - THEY GASP
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Will you stop saying that?! - All I said was broccoli.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- THEY GASP AND SQUEAL - Yuck!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I feel sick! That word is banned!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Take these three to the kitchens,
0:06:07 > 0:06:11THIS man to the Naughty Cup.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Chips? For every meal?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22We only eat chips, and you must make them all.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Yes, our last slaves made chips for years,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29until SOMEONE let them escape.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Aaaaargh! Chips, chips!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Aaaa-ha-ha! Chips!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Chips!- Chips!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- You have one hour.- But I'm so tired. - No bedtime!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Get chipping!
0:06:45 > 0:06:51Hang on. These are potatoes. You don't eat fruit and veg!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Potatoes are a tuber.- Grrr-rrr!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58It's true what they say about blondes...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00That's not funny! I'M a blonde!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02What we gonna do?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- Oh, I say let's do a runner. - A runner?
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- No, they said no vegetable. - I meant escape.- Let's not be hasty.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13They might just be kids, but they're bigger than us.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Duh!- OK, they're smarter than us.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I don't think so. ..What do you think, Dick?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Well, I think this one looks like an old man's face.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24"Hello, how are you?"
0:07:24 > 0:07:28"Not bad, Bert, a bit stiff." "That'll be all the starch."
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- See? We don't stand a chance. - You might be right.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36THEY CHANT: Ha-ha, ha-ha, you're in the Naughty Cup!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39All hail the chief!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43I am far too big to be in this tiny teacup.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47I should be in a big mug. Please let me go.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Not until you've done your punishment.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52This was found in the woods this morning.
0:07:52 > 0:07:58- THEY GASP - Fruit.- Fruit! At last, we can finish our quest.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01To prove you obey our rules, you must destroy it.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05No, no... No, no, no! I cannot do that.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Then you must stay in the cup.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11BOTH: You're in the Naughty Cup! You're in the Naughty Cup!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I'm not listening, I'm not listening!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Ow! Ow!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17You're in the Naughty Cup!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19We go along with the tribe,
0:08:19 > 0:08:22carry on making chips until we can think of a plan.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26In the meantime, one of us washes, one peels, the other chops.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- I'll do the peeling. - "Doesn't sound very appealing!"
0:08:28 > 0:08:30"You're so funny!"
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Look, you do the slicing. Do it like this.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39"Aaargh! My face! They've taken my eye out!"
0:08:39 > 0:08:44"What have they done to you?!" "Avert your gaze, my precious!"
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Put the potato down!- Get off! - Give me the other one!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Will the pair of you shut up?!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Give me it!- Get off! - Give me the stupid thing!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Silence! Get to work
0:08:57 > 0:08:59or I'll send you to the Naughty Cup!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Sorry.- Sorry.- Sorry.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Or you could let them escape again(!)- Leave it, will ya!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08'So our heroes were slaves of the Neehi tribe,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11'forced to make their favourite food - chips.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16'How would they complete their quest, and would Mannitol ever escape
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- 'the Naught Cup?' - That's the last one.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23I can't believe you skinned Bert alive, then boiled his body! Beast!
0:09:23 > 0:09:28I can see pink potatoes dancing with peelers.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29All hail the chief! >
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Ah, my slaves. You have prepared our potatoes?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38We have.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41So, where are my chips? Give me my chips.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46- Chips! Aaargh! Chips!- Chips! Aaargh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50We've got a little surprise for you. I know how much you like chips,
0:09:50 > 0:09:54but they take ages to make, so instead - you're gonna love this! -
0:09:54 > 0:09:57we've made you...
0:09:58 > 0:10:02FANFARE PLAYS ..mashed potato!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05What?! Eurgh! Eurgh!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09She won't like this! The chief won't like this!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13You mashed our potatoes?! I don't like mashed potatoes!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17I hate them! I hate you! You've ruined everything!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Guards! Guards!- Wait, wait!
0:10:20 > 0:10:25Mashed potato - it's...good! You can have it with everything!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- We don't eat everything!- Wait, wait, wait! Mashed potato - it's good.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32You can have it...hot or cold.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34You can eat chips hot or cold!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Wait, wait, wait! Mashed potato is good!
0:10:37 > 0:10:42- You can...you can... - ..throw it at Dom's face!- Yeah.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Hmm, let ME try this.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Can I have a go?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Yep, yep, yep.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01A bit more, I think! A bit more...
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Um...yep!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08You're in the Naughty Cup! You're in the Naughty Cup!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- There's a mash fight! - You're in charge!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Aw...
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Don't move!
0:11:16 > 0:11:22No, no, no. I have a little secret to tell you about Father Christmas.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27SHE CRIES
0:11:30 > 0:11:32At last,
0:11:32 > 0:11:35we can complete our quest!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39All I have to do now is put this plum into the...
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Whoa!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Ugh! - THEY LAUGH
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- I like that game. It's fun.- Great. Don't know why I didn't think of it.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52He's laughing on the inside, here.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'm going to make you my chief advisors on fun.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- You'll stay in my hut and make up more fun games.- Great!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Then we can have a nap.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05No bedtime! And anyway, I didn't mean you,
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I meant them. You're going to make lunch.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Ah. Mashed potato?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12No! Chips.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15What, with a donkey?! Oh, yes!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Chips...- Chips...!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Oh, my long lost brothers are back, after all these years,
0:12:21 > 0:12:23but what foul misfortune has befallen you?
0:12:23 > 0:12:28Chips, chips. CHIPS. Chips, chips, chips, chips, chip-chips. CHIPS!
0:12:28 > 0:12:33So they locked you up and had you make chips for them?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Who - help me up - who did this?!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Chip, chip-chip-chip. CHIP! Ooh, chip-chip!
0:12:39 > 0:12:44- The Neehi tribe?! Where?! - Oh, chips. Chips, chips...
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- Chips, chip-chip, chips.- Past the acorn tree, second on the right?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Nobody does this to my family! Before this day is through,
0:12:52 > 0:12:55I shall return and get my revenge.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- CHIPS!- Exactly, my friend, exactly!
0:12:58 > 0:13:03'Unknown to the Neehi tribe, a new threat was rising against them.'
0:13:03 > 0:13:06The chief's VIP hut!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10'Unaware of the dangers ahead, Dick and Dom went to work for the chief.'
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Could do with a bit of a tidy in here.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- What?! Did you say "tidy"? - No! Why would we say that?
0:13:17 > 0:13:22- Look at all the mess! We love mess! - One of my favourite hobbies.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26I'm watching you two. If you make one slip-up...
0:13:26 > 0:13:27You'll shave us?!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Yes, and Ill tell the chief on you.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39We need a plan.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Yeah.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I was thinking...
0:13:44 > 0:13:47What about face paints?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51No! Not the chief's plan for a fun game - OUR plan.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Our quest to find some fruit for the potion, to save our kingdom,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57to get out of here! Remember!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Er, it won't come off.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02We need to think fast before the Chief comes back.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Typical! Mannitol is just lazing around in the Cup, cutting up chips,
0:14:07 > 0:14:10so it's up to us again to think of a plan to save the day.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Hmm?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Oh, yeah. Typical.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17We need to think.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21So...think, Dick, as hard as you can.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29'As Dick and Dom thought really hard, Mannitol was closing in on his plum.'
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Just a little...bit...further...
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Aargh!
0:14:36 > 0:14:37THUD!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh...
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Ee-ee!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43That's my plum!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Give me back my plum!
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Give me back my...
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Argh!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Plum! Plum!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I've got it!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Genius!- Yay!- Ho-ho!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Ow!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Aa-aah...
0:15:21 > 0:15:24How many have I done now?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28One.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32I've got to find a way to get out of here and get some sleep.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Give it back! >
0:15:33 > 0:15:38- No! Ow, that hurt! I don't want to give it you back!- Face it!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40I've got the biggest stick - deal with it.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45- Well, I've got it now!- Give it back - it's not yours!- No!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Afternoon there, fellow guards.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Owen. Terri.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54I am the new guard...er...Eske.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- He must be!- Got the right moustache and everything.
0:15:58 > 0:16:03I'm here to take over, so if you'd like to give me your twigs...
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Thank you.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Wait a minute!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09It was MY turn to have the twigs!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- You had them last time.- Don't start. You always get to carry stuff...
0:16:13 > 0:16:18- Oh, now you're just acting like a child.- What...?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Plum! Plum! Plum!
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Mannitol? What's happened?
0:16:25 > 0:16:29I surrender! I'm not guilty, Mr Guard. I was just...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31going for a walk. Yes.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I don't want to go back in the Naughty Cup, please.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39Pick on one of the others instead! that sneaky Lutin for a start.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Mannitol, it's me.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Lutin?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Oh! Lutin! Ha! What a surprise!
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Hmm. That really is a first-rate disguise.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Yeah. Hmm. I always said you were the best.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Look at you. What have those nasty kids done to you, eh?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00No, I did it to myself. Yes.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04I actually found a piece of fruit that hadn't been destroyed.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- A plum.- Oh.- I was chasing after it.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11And I thought - well, I assumed - that you would be doing the same.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14After all, I'm sure you wouldn't be running away,
0:17:14 > 0:17:17leaving us all stuck here, now, would you?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Ha! No! No, of course not.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Um, actually, I was just chasing a banana!
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Must dash!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Good luck.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Oh!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30My plum!
0:17:31 > 0:17:35OK - using trained hamsters to get fruit.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36No.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Growing our own fruit from toenails.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40It's not going to happen.
0:17:40 > 0:17:46- Put on a play about...fruit. - It won't work. Hang on.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49What about this?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53We will attack in two hours. We shall have our revenge on that
0:17:53 > 0:17:58whole tiny Neehi tribe. We will crush their village like a watermelon!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Chips?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Well, what's easier to crush, then? A peach? Yeah, I'll try that.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07We will crush their village like a peach! Oh, yes, much better.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- I've got to warn the others. - CRACK!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Halt! Who goes there?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Are you with the Neehi tribe?
0:18:21 > 0:18:26No, my lord! Um, Warrior Blue...nose reporting for duty.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Oh, yes, Bluenose.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Looks every inch one of our brethren - got the moustache and everything.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Chips...- What are you doing wandering around?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Uh...checking for the enemy, my Lord.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Ah, yes, good. We will attack the Neehi tribe from the west, using
0:18:43 > 0:18:47a surprise ambush from the trunk of the big tree. All this, of course,
0:18:47 > 0:18:51is shrouded in secrecy, but I can tell you, cos you're one of us.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Of course, my Lord.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Um, maybe I should go and check out the secret ambush tree?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Oh, good idea, yes.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Yes.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03A fine warrior.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Chips.- Chips.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I noticed that, too - yes, very nice.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- So we're decided, right?- Yes, absolutely.- To achieve success
0:19:13 > 0:19:18and find the fruit and ultimately complete the quest...
0:19:18 > 0:19:23- is...hopeless.- I agree with you 100%. We're doomed.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26THEY WEEP
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Stupid...
0:19:33 > 0:19:36The quest is stupid...
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- What's this? Is this a new fun game? - Boo-hoo...!
0:19:40 > 0:19:44This isn't fun at all. This just makes me feel sad.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46You're both fired.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48THEY SOB
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Stop! I was in the forest, and there's an army of grown-ups there.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56In two hours, they plan to destroy the whole Neehi tribe.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58We've got to do something!
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Nonsense. They will be captured by my guards.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05We have the pointiest sticks in all the kingdom. What do THEY have?
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Er, toughened breastplates, suits of armour, very pointy daggers,
0:20:09 > 0:20:13gunpowder, a particularly good archer called Keith.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Spears, catapults, dark magic, razor-sharp arrows...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Oh...and a bomb.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23That's not fair! We're only small. We don't stand a chance!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Fear not - we have experience in these dangers.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Just follow our example.- Ahem.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Leg it.- Leg it.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Wait!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36If we let them destroy the Neehi tribe,
0:20:36 > 0:20:39there'll be no fruit OF the Neehi tribe?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Of course, then the quest will be over.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44What quest?
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Well, many years ago, in the kingdom of Fyredor,
0:20:50 > 0:20:53two handsome princes were born, and they...
0:20:53 > 0:20:57I don't really think we've got time for this now.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Chief! Chief! Chief! Our scout has spotted an advancing army
0:21:01 > 0:21:04that will be upon us in just two hours.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Chief! Our scout has spotted an advancing army
0:21:08 > 0:21:11that will be upon us in just two hours.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12I've just told her.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17- Anyway, it doesn't matter - we're all doomed!- We'll be destroyed!
0:21:17 > 0:21:18It's the end of everything.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Wait!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Sorry, just something in my eye. Go on.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Everything's ruined!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29The whole tribe will perish!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Nothing will survive! - Wait.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Still got something in my eye, I'm sorry.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40But I think I have a way that we could fight the grown-ups.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Of course, the trained hamsters.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44No, not that.
0:21:44 > 0:21:49Chief, you have to promise you'll listen to us. If you put your guards
0:21:49 > 0:21:53and your tribe under our command, I swear we'll save the Neehi tribe.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56OK, I'll do it. But how?
0:21:58 > 0:22:03I think we've got a secret weapon that they won't be expecting.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Hmm?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08ALL: Mmm!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Heave!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Pull! Harder!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Yep. Absolutely.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Soldiers of mash...
0:23:01 > 0:23:06In a few moments, we will fight the grown-ups.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10And in the meantime, I've prepared a short speech for the occasion...
0:23:10 > 0:23:13THEY GROAN
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Ahem.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19To beat the grown-ups, we must be strong.
0:23:19 > 0:23:25We must stand firm and not let anything stop us...
0:23:25 > 0:23:28BUZZING
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Ow! Get off! Argh!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34THEY LAUGH
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Ahem. "Be brave..." Blah-blah-blah...
0:23:40 > 0:23:43"Never take our freedom..." Blah-blah-blah...
0:23:43 > 0:23:46"Two lemons, milk and some loo rolls..." Blah...
0:23:46 > 0:23:50"Zero chance of success - don't read that bit out..." Blah-blah-blah...
0:23:50 > 0:23:52"Good luck." Let's go!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55THEY CHEER
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Hold... Hold...
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Hold!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Salami!
0:24:19 > 0:24:23HO-O-O-O-OLD!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25CHA-A-A-A-ARGE!
0:24:28 > 0:24:31FIRE!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35THEY ROAR
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Retreat! Go back! Desert!
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Hold fire! Reload!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Charge!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03CHA-A-A-A-ARGE!
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Aha!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Ha-ha!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Ha-ha-ha!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Why-y-y-y?!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32You may have defeated my men,
0:25:32 > 0:25:37but now I shall fight you all single-handed.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42THEY CHEER
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Aa-aargh...
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Stop! Stop that plu-u-um!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52THEY LAUGH
0:25:52 > 0:25:55THEY START CHEERING AGAIN
0:26:02 > 0:26:06I think that's the last you'll see of those adults for quite a while.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09We knew you could do it. Goodbye, Barry.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Goodbye and thanks.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Goodbye, Owen.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15- Terri.- Goodbye.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Hey, wait a minute! I was supposed to say goodbye first.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Goodbye, Owen.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Goodbye. Will there still be mash when you've gone?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26There'll always be mash, Owen.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28And Chief, it's been an honour.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I've never met grown-ups like you.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34You're truly worthy members of the Neehi tribe. Goodbye, Prince Dom.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Prince Dick. Lutin.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Mannitol?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41What's the matter? The village is saved!
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I'm afraid my plum is destroyed.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh...
0:26:46 > 0:26:50We have failed - if we cannot get a piece of fruit from the Neehi tribe,
0:26:50 > 0:26:51we cannot complete our quest.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Quest?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58In the kingdom of Fyredor,
0:26:58 > 0:27:03many years ago, two handsome young princes were born. They...
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- I don't think we've got time right now.- Ah.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Well, as you know, fruit and veg are banned in the Neehi tribe.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12But I've got a secret to tell.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16- I wouldn't be the Chief without my five a day.- Oh!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Oh, marvellous!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Kumquat - that'll do nicely!
0:27:32 > 0:27:36And from now on, I think you'll be seeing a few changes around here.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40'And so our brave adventurers had their next ingredient,
0:27:40 > 0:27:44'and the Neehi tribe had learned some lessons. From now on,
0:27:44 > 0:27:49'they would act a bit less like kids and eat their five a day.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53'Or maybe just chips.'
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Ha-ha!
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