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0:00:05 > 0:00:08Many years ago, a terrible plague

0:00:08 > 0:00:10consumed the mighty Kingdom of Fyredor.

0:00:10 > 0:00:14The only hope of a cure rested with one young wizard,

0:00:14 > 0:00:19sent out to scour the earth for precious ingredients.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23After many years, he returned with an antidote.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30The King's sons, Princes Dick and Dom, were the first to be cured.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34And the last to be cured.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38They were banished from the kingdom, along with their trusty Mannitol

0:00:38 > 0:00:41and light-fingered servant, Lutin.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43All never to return

0:00:43 > 0:00:49until they had collected the ingredients to remake the antidote.

0:00:49 > 0:00:54And so the legend of Dick and Dom had begun.

0:01:05 > 0:01:10ANIMAL GROWLS, THEY SCREAM

0:01:15 > 0:01:19THEY LAUGH

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Pretty special, eh?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Yeah, yeah, it looks... it looks...bad.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29The barber even threw in this new comb.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Said I could have it as long as I...left...quietly.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Do you know what he called this haircut?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- A big mistake?- A fire hazard?

0:01:38 > 0:01:41No!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45The quiff of kings.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49No offence, Dom, but it looks like someone did a big mess in your head.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51OK, we should carry on our quest.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Mannitol.- I must eat something.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57The only thing I've swallowed today is my own spit

0:01:57 > 0:02:01and even that was dry and tasteless.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04The doctor said if you want to lose weight for the summer,

0:02:04 > 0:02:05stick to your crash diet.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09- One pea for breakfast, one pea for lunch and for dinner...- Another pea.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Mannitol! Mannitol, no!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17It's for your own good. Three peas a day and that's it.

0:02:17 > 0:02:22- What's the next ingredient on the quest?- I'm too weak to read.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25The next ingredient is...

0:02:27 > 0:02:32A lock of hair from the golden wig of Barnet. Barnet's just up the road.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Let's go!- I've heard about the golden wig, it is cursed...

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Let's not go. - ..with magical powers...

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Let's go.- ..that bring great misery.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Let's not go.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44We are on a fearless quest.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48If you're so scared of a wig, you should stay at home.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51We got to do everything we can to overcome this curse

0:02:51 > 0:02:53and get that lock for the potion.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Nothing...nothing will stop us!

0:02:57 > 0:03:01All for one and one for all!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Look, it's all very good, this, "all for one" malarkey,

0:03:04 > 0:03:10- but what's in it for me?- I suppose effort should equal reward,

0:03:10 > 0:03:16but we do only need a LOCK of hair from the golden wig,

0:03:16 > 0:03:21so how about, if you find it first, you can keep it?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- It's golden.- OK. Deal.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32And no cheating like trying to knock us out so you can run on ahead.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33All right!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36THUD, DOG YELPS

0:03:37 > 0:03:41And so the princes and their underpaid, underfed companions

0:03:41 > 0:03:45went in search of the cursed golden wig.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49It wasn't long before they arrived at the village of Barnet.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Ah! Hello.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56BOTH: Aaargh! Mum!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59I thought we were still popular with kids.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03You're not from round 'ere!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06He can tell by our noble appearance.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I can tell by your...

0:04:12 > 0:04:14ridiculous hair!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17THEY ROAR WITH LAUGHTER

0:04:17 > 0:04:21I remember when we had as much hair as you.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Before...

0:04:25 > 0:04:27..the beast.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Once in Barnet, all had hair.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Mine was long, went down to there.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38But when the moon is strong and bright,

0:04:38 > 0:04:40something gives us all a fright.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43A beast that comes while we're in bed,

0:04:43 > 0:04:47and eats the hair right off our head!

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Sorry to hear that, sounds terrible.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55- Have you got any food? - Have you seen the golden wig?

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- SHE LAUGHS - In the days of my father,

0:04:59 > 0:05:04we was tricked by an evil robber and the wig was nicked.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06They came at night without a sound,

0:05:06 > 0:05:09then fled to the castle on the mound.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Whoever caused this dreadful farce,

0:05:11 > 0:05:15I'd like to kick them in the...

0:05:15 > 0:05:18We'll do everything we can to help you.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- I could, of course, magic a spell... - ALL: No!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25We'll go straight to the castle and try and find that wig.

0:05:27 > 0:05:32I'm also truly sorry that you're bald, but do you mind if I just...?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38HE TAPS A RHYTHM

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- No, don't do that!- What?- Do this.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46HE TAPS A LIGHT RHYTHM

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Finished?- No!

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Finished.

0:05:49 > 0:05:55'And with that, our heroes headed towards the dark castle,

0:05:55 > 0:06:00'completely ignoring the warnings of the baldies of Barnet.'

0:06:00 > 0:06:04There it is. The dark castle - this way.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07THUNDER RUMBLES

0:06:08 > 0:06:13If I find that wig before you lot, I'm gonna be so rich.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16I'm gonna buy loads of honey.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18No, dwarves.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21No, dwarves covered in honey!

0:06:21 > 0:06:26Don't go to the dark castle!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- It's dangerous!- What?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Don't go there!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Nobody ever comes back!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35It must be great if no one comes back.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Don't talk to the Baroness!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- She's cursed!- Is he talking to us?

0:06:41 > 0:06:42He's all over the shop.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Don't stew your apples in March, they'll be tart!

0:06:46 > 0:06:51Don't feed a white rabbit Brussels sprouts, it turns green!

0:06:51 > 0:06:56And don't play the bassoon in the bath!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59It's wrong!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Something terrible has driven him beyond mad.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Maybe we shouldn't go to the castle.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Come on, we're not far off it now.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Besides, it's raining, my quiff will get wet.- But he said not to go.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Are you gonna trust some bug-eyed freak or me?

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Don't answer that.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17THUNDER RUMBLES

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Come on, let's just go.

0:07:21 > 0:07:26Don't put your elbows on the table!

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- You never get any pudding! - Oh, shut up!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34HE SCREAMS

0:07:44 > 0:07:48See, it doesn't look that scary.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50THUNDER RUMBLES

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Let's go. - But what if the wig's in there?

0:07:54 > 0:08:00You're right. The quest. We can't be scared of every terrifying castle.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Right.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- You knock.- Huh?

0:08:04 > 0:08:06What happened to all for one?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08You're the one that knocks and you do it for us all.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Brilliant!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36THUD!

0:08:37 > 0:08:41DOOR UNLOCKS, KEYS RATTLE

0:08:46 > 0:08:47All right?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Seems friendly enough.- Hm.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Greetings! We are princes Dick and Dom of the kingdom of Fyredor,

0:08:57 > 0:09:01and these are our trusty companions. We seek shelter from the storm.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Can you provide us with a warm bed and food for the night?

0:09:08 > 0:09:13OK, forget the food. Warm beds? No food? Cold beds?

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Oh! I think he's a musician. - No, it's an ear trumpet!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Wow! He must be a very skilled musician.- No, he's deaf!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23We need shelter... SHELTER!!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25The sharks are coming?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- No! - BOTH: Shelter!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Santa?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34DOOR OPENS

0:09:49 > 0:09:52I thought I'd told you, Grunter, no guests allowed.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- What?- NO GUESTS ALLOWED!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Certainly, but don't spin me round too fast.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Let me try.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I have a really good way with Baronesses.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Bonjour! Ciao, my wonderful Baroness.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12I am a prince, and these are my companions. We need some shelter.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17Please? Pretty, pretty please? We love you?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20In that case, why didn't you say? Do come in.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Don't even think about it, you wheedling little man!

0:10:24 > 0:10:29Let me explain, as your pimple of a brain does not understand.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30No guests allowed!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Look, maybe we should just go.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Except today.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Oh!- When I change my mind.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- What?!- My name is Baroness Clapp.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45What is your mane? Name?

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I'm Prince Dick, and this is Prince Dom.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50We are heirs to the throne of Fyredor.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- SHE LAUGHS - Surely HAIRS to the throne!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- That's a delicious style you have. - Thank you, I think so.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01So full bodied, so strong. So...

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Daft?- Never make fun of a full head of hair!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07You would miss it if it were gone!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11I forget my manners.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Later, we have a feast.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17GRUNTER! THE BAGS!

0:11:17 > 0:11:20What are you doing?! She's a lunatic!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22No one thinks your hair is normal.

0:11:22 > 0:11:28Oh, I see, just cos the Baroness has good taste, you think she's mad.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- I think the idea of a feast sounds rather good.- Me too.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Not you, fatty!

0:11:36 > 0:11:41Now, have you seen any golden wigs around?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Sweaty, dirty lollipops.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47No, what I'm saying is, HAVE YOU...?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Oh, no. Forget it.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52When I'm rich, I'm gonna buy a doorman with ears.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54I heard that!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56HE GRUNTS

0:11:56 > 0:11:58THE BARONESS LAUGHS

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Ooh! You are so funny, Domikins.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05And your hair is so nice.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Let me go see if your next course is ready. Grunter!

0:12:09 > 0:12:12As soon as this storm passes, we get out of here.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14I know, I know. She's creepy,

0:12:14 > 0:12:18she freaks you out and you can't understand why she likes my hair.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20No. I've just blocked the toilet.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Eurgh! - But yes, mainly she freaks me out.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25I wish everyone would just relax.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28It makes a change to mix with someone with manners.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32She's here to welcome us. She's not a horrible freak...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34What?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37The weather, it's horrible and bleak.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Oh... A hair...- A hair? Where?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Grunter, too much salt in the soup.

0:12:47 > 0:12:52Oh, yes. It does look somewhat like a ferret.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53HE LAUGHS

0:12:53 > 0:12:57- Are you not eating, Baroness? - No, I ate already.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- So what brings you to the castle on such a night?- Food.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04We're looking for a golden wig, you seen one?

0:13:04 > 0:13:08A golden wig? I never heard of such a thing.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Really? It's just, we were just in a village,

0:13:11 > 0:13:14and they said that someone had stolen their golden wig

0:13:14 > 0:13:17and that the robber had headed off in this direction.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20THEY LAUGH

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Hilarious! A robber stealing a wig from Barnet.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I never said that it was from Barnet.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31- SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY - I go freshen up now.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35- I'd give it ten minutes if I were you.- Your friend is so charming.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Did you just see that?!- Shush!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Stop stressing the Baroness out.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46No more mention of the golden wig until morning. OK?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48It's not here. She wouldn't lie to us.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Can we steer the conversation

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- to something a little more light-hearted?- Like your hair?

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Your barber!

0:13:55 > 0:13:58No, not necessarily my hair.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00SHE CACKLES

0:14:00 > 0:14:02And will you two stop doing that?

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Excuse me! Do you have anything to say to excuse

0:14:12 > 0:14:15your disgusting behaviour?

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Is there any pudding?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22I've never been so embarrassed.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25What about that time you got entered into that pig show?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Or the time your pants filled up with hot chocolate?

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Uh-uh-uh!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Can we all please shush? I'm trying to get some sleep.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Fine by me. So long as you dropped that stupid idea

0:14:37 > 0:14:39of the baroness having the golden wig.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Yes OK, you're right, I'm wrong, she's lovely.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45She's got great taste and absolutely no wigs.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Night!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14The moon is almost full, the guests are sleeping.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18You know what that means? Leave this place now, lock the door behind you,

0:15:18 > 0:15:22take the key to the village and stay there until morning.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25No, no, I have already eaten. Thank you kindly.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Lock the door behind you!

0:15:27 > 0:15:29And do a little tinkle?

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Oh!

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Every day, this torture!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I heard that!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47THEY SNORE

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Come here, little wiggy.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy!

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Oh, I wonder if people will bow to me when I'm rich.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Maybe they'll just walk around on their knees.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Might be a bit weird...

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Ah, who cares? I'll be rich!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Now, let's see if there's a secret room.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Castles always have secret rooms.

0:16:30 > 0:16:35Just got to find one of those knobbly metal rings in the wall and pull.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh... Pah!

0:16:43 > 0:16:47What's in here? Oh!

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Come to Daddy!

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Num num num num.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Now, I'm sure one little morsel won't hurt.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Ooh! A grape.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Mmm!

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Ho-ho! A bun.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Mm!

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Ooh, scone!

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Cookie!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Grape!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Mmm! Mmm! Yum.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Ah...ah...

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Eurgh.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Ooh!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Aaagh! It was Dom's fault!

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Dom! Lutin and Mannitol, they've gone!- I didn't break it!

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Oh no. You know what this means?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53They've gone for a really big number two?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56No, scheming Lutin is looking for the golden wig.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59I told her it's not here. Why won't anyone believe me?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02She must have taken Mannitol as well. Come on, let's go.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Remember, don't touch anything.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15What about the floor? Can I touch the floor?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17I mean, I'm touching it now. Ooh!

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Aah! Ee! Aah!

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Aah!

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!

0:18:22 > 0:18:25CRASHING AND YELLING

0:18:25 > 0:18:26CAT MIAOWS

0:18:26 > 0:18:29GLASS SMASHES Ow...

0:18:29 > 0:18:33GRUNTING AND HEAVY BREATHING

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Aah! Ooh!

0:18:38 > 0:18:43Take what's left of my hair but please, don't take the pate!

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Aaargh!

0:18:45 > 0:18:48What if it's this one? This one?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Or maybe this one?

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Oh, I'm going to laugh about this when I'm rich.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Maybe...

0:18:56 > 0:18:58SHE SIGHS

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Look, a moose's head. Can I punch it?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13No. I said don't touch anything.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16We've just got to find Lutin and Mannitol, that's all.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18I can't see them anywhere.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23But I do see a rather ravishing prince.

0:19:23 > 0:19:29Hey, maybe the baroness would like it if I had a taller style.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Hee!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Ooh!- What do you think, Dick?

0:19:34 > 0:19:35Dick?

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Dick?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47GRUNTING

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Aaargh!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52WOLF HOWLS

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Typical! Just like I thought.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58I knew it would be the very last one.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Nothing. But I've tried every one!

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Oh...

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Ha-ha-ha!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Dick?

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Dick?

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Where are you?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Ah! Baroness, I was just looking for Dick.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48- I'm sorry?- Dick, he just disappeared when we were downstairs.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Sleepwalking.- Both of you together? You don't look asleep.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Aah! Oh, where am I? Weird.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00OK, look, I'll tell you the truth.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03The others thought you had the golden wig.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07They also thought there was something scary about you. And that you smell.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10But...the last one doesn't matter.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12What I mean is,

0:21:12 > 0:21:14they were stupid.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Though I told them you were friendly, they insisted

0:21:16 > 0:21:22on searching the castle. I mean, any baroness who appreciates

0:21:22 > 0:21:26a mighty fine head of hair like this, can't be weird.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28STRANGE BABBLING

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Baroness?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Baroness?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Oh! Sorry, have I caught you without your make up?

0:21:38 > 0:21:41HE SCREAMS

0:21:47 > 0:21:51What have you done? I know you like the hair but you've just

0:21:51 > 0:21:55ruined the quiff of kings. It's going to take me ages to sort this out now.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58SHE YELPS

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Back! Back!

0:22:02 > 0:22:03Rarr!

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Ooh!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Ooh-ooh...

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Now blow your nose?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15All right.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20SHE BLOWS HER NOSE

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yes! Finally.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Priceless.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Oh. Worthless!

0:22:30 > 0:22:35This isn't gold, it's just blonde and you haven't even had your roots done.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Oh!

0:22:36 > 0:22:40ETHEREAL VOICES WHISPER

0:22:40 > 0:22:44Strangely...still feel like putting it on.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Strange forces...

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Aah!

0:23:13 > 0:23:16THEY SCREAM

0:23:17 > 0:23:21It's you. You look ridiculous.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24There's a monster at large.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28- He's eaten my hair.- No, she.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30It's the baroness.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I'm sorry I was wrong about everything.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Oh, apart from a camel does have three eyelids.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37But she's not just a freak, you know.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39She's...a werewolf.

0:23:39 > 0:23:44No, no, no, no, she's a hairwolf.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46I should have known this all along.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50That must have been the legendary golden wig of Wogan.

0:23:50 > 0:23:55The curse of the hairwolf is passed on to anyone that wears it.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59Whenever there's a full moon, they suffer a terrible hungry fate,

0:23:59 > 0:24:03forced to hunt down any head of hair

0:24:03 > 0:24:07until such day as someone else puts on the wig

0:24:07 > 0:24:10and the curse is passed to them.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11Chicken drumstick?

0:24:15 > 0:24:16Look, we've got to be quick.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Lutin could be in danger. Will you stop wriggling?

0:24:19 > 0:24:22I'm not. Although I did have jellied eels earlier...

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Princes?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26It's her. It's the hairwolf!

0:24:26 > 0:24:30Stay back, Baroness Clapp. You're not going to get another hair out of me.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- I know what happens to you when there's a full moon.- Not any more.

0:24:33 > 0:24:38I have been terrible person, I am so sorry for what I've done.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40I turn many good person bald.

0:24:40 > 0:24:45But now, at last, the curse has been lifted! Ha-ha-ha!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Ah, Lutin.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50- The wig...- You found it.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53I guess I owe you an apology.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Don't make me beg.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03If the baroness isn't the hairwolf,

0:25:03 > 0:25:07then somebody must have put the wig on.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21SHE GRUNTS

0:25:23 > 0:25:25THEY SCREAM

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Haven't seen her that angry since I sat on her hamster!

0:25:30 > 0:25:33SHE GROWLS

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Aargh!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37SCREAMING

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Ooh!

0:25:44 > 0:25:47No! You'll never get my last strands!

0:25:52 > 0:25:55SHE GROWLS

0:26:05 > 0:26:06To me!

0:26:16 > 0:26:21And so, as the golden wig burned, its ancient curse was lifted.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Hairstyles returned to our fearless adventurers

0:26:24 > 0:26:27and to all the villagers of Barnet.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33THEY LAUGH

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Well, at least we have a full head of hair back.

0:26:54 > 0:26:59Thank you, thank you, all of you, for saving me.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02I'll miss you all. I feel so embarrassed about what happened.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04But the curse wasn't your fault.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07No I mean, for liking Dom's hairstyle. What was I thinking?

0:27:07 > 0:27:09I like your new one though, Dom.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Really?

0:27:11 > 0:27:15No. And Grunter, you've your hair back too.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Chicken pie, Madam?

0:27:18 > 0:27:19THEY LAUGH

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Sorry you're not rich with gold, Lutin.

0:27:23 > 0:27:28Maybe you found having loyal friends makes you the richest in the world?

0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Money isn't important. - Yeah, I want double pay.

0:27:31 > 0:27:36On his three pea diet, Mannitol has put on five kilo bags of weight.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38It's a record!

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Baroness, you might want to stock up.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42I did get a little bit peckish...

0:27:44 > 0:27:48Don't have a cheesy ending, no one will believe it!

0:27:48 > 0:27:49It's the loony man!

0:27:49 > 0:27:53THEY LAUGH

0:27:55 > 0:28:00So, that was it. Another ingredient added, a step closer to home.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03And the curse, it was gone forever.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06Or was it?

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