0:00:02 > 0:00:06HERALDIC MUSIC
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Many years ago, a terrible plague consumed
0:00:08 > 0:00:10the mighty kingdom of Fyredor.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14The only hope of a cure rested with one young wizard,
0:00:14 > 0:00:19sent out to scour the Earth for precious ingredients.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23After many years, he returned with an antidote.
0:00:26 > 0:00:31The king's sons, princes Dick and Dom, were the first to be cured.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34And the last to be cured.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36They were banished from the kingdom,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38along with their trusty mage Mannitol,
0:00:38 > 0:00:43and light-fingered servant Lutin, all never to return
0:00:43 > 0:00:49until they'd collected the ingredients to re-make the antidote.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54And so, the Legend of Dick and Dom had begun.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57At the next tree, bear left.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01To continue their epic journey, our heroes were forced to turn
0:01:01 > 0:01:03to new technology - GPS...
0:01:03 > 0:01:06At the first available opportunity, turn around.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Gnome Positioning System.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12The next ingredient for the potion was hairy bat saliva.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16At the next tree, take the third exit. Ahhh.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Ahhh!
0:01:18 > 0:01:23You have now reached your destination.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- This thing is rubbish. - You're rubbish!- Right!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Stop it! We're tired, cold, hungry....
0:01:29 > 0:01:31We haven't seen a sign for Morecambedor in days.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Apart from that one. - Apart from that one.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Told you.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I'm sick of this gnome.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- We don't need his help. - Well, he got us here.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46We would have found this place anyway, no bother.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- Look, I think the right way is that way.- It's not.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Anyone who agrees with me, follow me now.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Well, don't come running to me when you get lost!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Just leave him. He'll be back. Shall we carry on?
0:02:07 > 0:02:12- I'm just going to hang here for a while.- What?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14No, I'm happy. I'll catch you later.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18But we've got to find the hairy bat saliva. We need you.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23You know hairy bats are two a penny in Morecambedor. You go ahead.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27But what if we need you to magic something up?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Stay in the hole, stay in the boggy hole.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31He's scared of seeing his grandma.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36You know what? There's definitely something wrong with that gnome.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I hope you kept the receipt.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43I heard him talking in his sleep. Like a whiney little...
0:02:44 > 0:02:45..baby.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Your grandma lives here?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Yeah. She's got comfy beds,
0:02:53 > 0:02:56warm clothes and she does an amazing apple crumble.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I don't know where exactly.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02At the next tree, bear left.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05You don't know what she's like.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- She looks all right to me. - Oh, you don't know her.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18She's unbearable.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20But you can't not visit. It's your nan!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22What kind of a grandson are you?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I haven't written a thank you letter for the last three Christmases.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27That's different.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30How can you live with yourself?
0:03:30 > 0:03:31I know. I know.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I'm so ashamed!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I've found someone who sells it.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Your nearest hairy bat saliva seller is within 500 feet.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- All right, you found him.- Thank you.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45So all we need to do is to get some dry clothes and food
0:03:45 > 0:03:47from Nan just over there.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Wait!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57# If you're beardy and you wish to sit in a garden
0:03:57 > 0:03:58# And pretend to fish.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03# Come join us all Doing the gnomey walk. Oy! #
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Oh, bless!
0:04:09 > 0:04:14- I think we got away with it. - My talents are wasted on you lot.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Are you sure you can sell us hairy bat saliva?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- I'm sure.- HAIRY bat saliva?- Ah, yes!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23It can't be any other kind.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Listen, I've been in this business for 25 years...- What business?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Er...the spittle business.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32OK. If you know so much about it,
0:04:32 > 0:04:35how do you collect hairy bat saliva?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- You... well...- Yeah...
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Well...- Yes...- They slaver.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- What? - Yes...
0:04:42 > 0:04:46When a hairy bat falls asleep, it tends to slaver
0:04:46 > 0:04:50and I creep about with a little teaspoon and collect it.
0:04:50 > 0:04:5480 gold pieces. If you ask for a discount you get a dead arm.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Where is it?- Just down there.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Where?- In a big warehouse, full of it, just down there.- No, there isn't.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Are you calling me a liar?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Recalculating... Your destination is straight ahead.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Right, come on.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17It's just down there, a bit further on.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19That way.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22(I don't know about him.)
0:05:22 > 0:05:25He seems like an honest enough troll to me.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- I'm sure everything is above...- Ah!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Now, that was not helpful.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39OK, it's not looking great right now, but we still don't know
0:05:39 > 0:05:41if he's a bad troll.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44He might be coming to rescue us.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48OK, so he is a bad troll.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51But it could still be worse.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54FLIES BUZZ
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Could still be worse, though.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00BIRD CAWS
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Yeah, but...- Leave it!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08DISTANT SINGING
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oh, no.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15It's my Nan! Shh, hide.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# Do join us all doing the... #
0:06:18 > 0:06:20What's it doing?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22It wants to sing along.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Oh, crikey. Don't let it!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Hold it in. Be strong!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Come join us all
0:06:30 > 0:06:32# Doing the gnomey walk. Oy! #
0:06:32 > 0:06:34No!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Manny?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41How nice to finally meet Manny's friends.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45You see, he's never had many friends.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47He was such a sickly child.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Does he finish his vegetables?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Er... yes. I think so.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Oh, good.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Because he has had terrible trouble with ...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Manny!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Have you forgotten?
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Each biscuit needs its cosy.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09Every biscuit has to have its own little cosy.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11There. That's better.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Now, come and sit by your favourite granny.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh...Nan!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Oh, stop showing off in front of your friends.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Now, where are those paintings?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, no, please!
0:07:29 > 0:07:34Oh, this was when he was a lickle baby. Isn't he gorgeous?
0:07:36 > 0:07:40He has a real problem with sucking his thumb, though.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Isn't that right? - It was 50 years ago, Nan.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Don't be silly! He pretends he doesn't do it any more.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48But I've seen him.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53You see, Manny thinks he's all big and grown up,
0:07:53 > 0:07:55but I know the real Manny.
0:07:57 > 0:08:04OWL HOOTS
0:07:58 > 0:08:04And did you know he wet the bed until he was 26?!
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Nan!!
0:08:05 > 0:08:11COCKEREL CROWS
0:08:06 > 0:08:11And he always had to have a light on in his room when he went to bed.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Because Manny's very scared of the dark.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18And there are only certain songs that send him to sleep.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Do you still have to sing lullabyes to him?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Hey? Oh...
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Sometimes.- Oh, good.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Now, that was that picture. Now, let's go on to the next one...
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Aagh!- Oh, dear! Oh!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Thanks, Gnomey. If it wasn't for you, we'd never have got away.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Yeah, well, you lot weren't gonna do anything, were you?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44We have got to get out of here.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46You can't.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- What?- She's locked all the doors.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Every 15 minutes she patrols the house.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56The only time she's distracted is when she's drinking tea.
0:08:56 > 0:09:03# Rock-a-bye Manny On the tree top...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# When the... #
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- See?- There's got to be a way out of here.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Nope. You're here for good.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15I know a way. But it's gonna be tricky.
0:09:15 > 0:09:20When we first arrived I did a full scout of the entire compound.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Take a look at this scale model I made using twigs and leaves.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28Now, this shows all the blind spots, trip wires and booby traps.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30At first sight it does look foolproof.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33But there is a way through it.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37You see, your nan's sly, but then so am I.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Thanks.- Don't mention it. Shhhhh!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Nighty-night.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hang on!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17No!
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Let us out of here! - We want to go home!!
0:10:22 > 0:10:28So you don't want to know where you can get hairy bat saliva then?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Ah.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38- Ah, excuse me?- Oh, you're not here to see the hairy bats, are you?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I am, actually.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Ha-ha! You heard this? He's come here to see the hairy bats!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- I'm glad you find it so amusing. - You won't find any around here.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Oh, no. They've gone. Left about 15 minutes ago.- Where?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- He don't know much! - Migrating, son.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57They go across the fiery lakes of Shandow...
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Through the vast barren plains of Bungcilit.- Round the Cape of Apes.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- And finally rest in the icy-cold mountains of Giblet.- What?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Some people, you can't tell 'em, can ya?- I know.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Bear left.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Continue straight ahead.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Take the first available exit on your right.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25LOW GROWLING
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Women are better at these things.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Stand aside, brave warrior.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41We mean you no harm.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43But we've been travelling for many a mile
0:11:43 > 0:11:45and our quest lies within this forest.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48We are not violent, but if you resist we cannot
0:11:48 > 0:11:49be responsible for our actions.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Yeah, go in if you like.- What?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54You're not gonna put up a fight?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Why? I'm just waiting for me mate.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh, right.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Morning.- Hello.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- Morning.- Oh! Morning.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Do you have any hairy bat saliva?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Absolutely.- Oh!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Can we have some? - Yeah, certainly, sir.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Although, er... You do know about our sale?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- No.- Three bags of hair balls for the price of two.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- Er, no, we don't want any of those, thank you.- No. No, of course not.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I'll do you four. But keep it under your hats.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- We're not interested. - All right, all right. I understand.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41You drive a hard bargain. Five, but that's it!
0:12:41 > 0:12:46Look! We're not interested in your stupid hair balls!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- It's a good deal.- Shh!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Look, my nan said we could get hairy bat saliva here.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Oh, are you little Manny?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Yes. Why?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Your nan asked me to give you this.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Thanks.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Now do you have any or not?- What?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05ALL: Hairy bat saliva!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- What? HAIRY bat saliva?- Yes.- No.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Well, then why did you say you did?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I thought I could sell you these hair balls. I can't shift 'em, lads.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Useless. Let's go.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Oh, I could order it in for you.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Oh, well, how long?- Not long. - How long?
0:13:20 > 0:13:24I think I could safely guarantee
0:13:24 > 0:13:27to have it here within...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29six...to...eight...
0:13:29 > 0:13:32ALL: Yes?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33..years.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37All right, listen, six bags for the price of two.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Am I crazy or what?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I can't understand it, Manny, they had loads of it last time.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Did he give you the sugar?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yes.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Here you are.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55There is another place I know of.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58A magic orchard in a hidden forest.
0:13:58 > 0:14:04Legend tells of a vast lake of hairy bat saliva surrounded by apple trees.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Many men have ventured there but few have returned.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11And where is this hidden forest?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14It's through the woods and to the left.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Hmmm.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Well, looks just like water to me. - Mmm, me too.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Are you little Manny?- Yes, why?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Your nan asked me to give you this.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Thank you.- Well, go on, taste it.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Excuse me?- It's the only way we're gonna find out!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, yeah...
0:14:47 > 0:14:50HE GARGLES
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Well?- Don't know.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59What does hairy bat saliva taste like?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Nope. Just looks like water to me.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05But you said...
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- I said- LEGEND- tells of a lake of saliva.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12You know what legends are like, total rubbish!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Did you pick up those apples?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Erm, yes, here you go.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21There is another place I know of.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23No way. Forget it.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26No, but this time I'm certain.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30There is a farm not far from here with loads of geese.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34And one of them has a small vial round its neck,
0:15:34 > 0:15:38and I'm sure I heard it contains hairy bat saliva.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Honest!
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Listen, you'll kick yourself if you never look.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45- Over there!- Where?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Near the tree! - No, they're over here.
0:15:49 > 0:15:55- No, look, over there. - Hang on a minute!- What?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57These geese are wild, right?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- I think so.- And what are we doing?
0:16:00 > 0:16:06- Er, chasing 'em? - So we're on a wild goose...
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Chase.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oh, no.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Excuse me. - Yes?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Are you little Manny?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Yes. - Ar!
0:16:16 > 0:16:17I bet you've got something for me.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Cinnamon sticks.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I think I know what's going on here.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29You're getting us to do all your shopping!
0:16:29 > 0:16:34- No, I'm not. - Then why are we collecting ingredients for an apple crumble?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Well, I just thought as you were out, you might as well pick up a few bits.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39You lied to us.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40That's a bit harsh.
0:16:40 > 0:16:45- You don't know where the hairy bat saliva is!- I do, actually.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Hairy bat saliva!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Why didn't you tell us?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Because I'm lonely.
0:16:51 > 0:16:57It was so nice having people in the house again. People to talk to.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Oh, why can't you stay, Manny?
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Because, Nan, I'm 58 years old.
0:17:04 > 0:17:10I've got my own life, traipsing round the world with these...losers.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12You have to find some company somewhere else.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Are there any old people's clubs you can join?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18You could get a pet...?
0:17:18 > 0:17:19That's not a bad idea.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Yeah. Er, see ya later!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Just stay for one more night.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I promise. First thing in the morning you can leave.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36I won't do anything to stop you.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40So, our heroes agreed to stay for just one more night.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Nan fed them her legendary apple crumble.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Is she really gonna let us leave?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Next morning, before breakfast,
0:17:49 > 0:17:53and without a word, they took their chance and left.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Mmmmm. Mmmm!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Crumble. Crumble.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Mmmm! Mmmm!
0:19:02 > 0:19:06I knew you didn't really want to leave.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Our heroes were trapped, forced to live with Nan for ever,
0:19:11 > 0:19:16as crumble-dependant zombie slaves bound to a life of knockout whist,
0:19:18 > 0:19:20all-day trips to the local shops...
0:19:22 > 0:19:25And perhaps worst of all,
0:19:25 > 0:19:27the sing-songs.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33# Baa-baa, black sheep Have you any wool
0:19:33 > 0:19:40# Yes, sir, yes, sir Three bags full. #
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Surely now their quest would never be finished,
0:19:46 > 0:19:49and the poor people of Fyredor were doomed.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Are you gonna finish these dishes?
0:19:52 > 0:19:53IN HIGH VOICE: Yes, Nan.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Anything, Nan.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01My mum's mum's crumble...
0:20:01 > 0:20:06When you finish here, I want this whole place weeding. All right?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Yes, Nan.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Very good.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Psst!!! You two.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17It's me. The gnome.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19You know. GPS?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21You've got to get out of here.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25You're on a quest, remember? To save the people of Fyredor.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Crumble!- Forget about the crumble.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31You need that, remember?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Crumble?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Oh, no!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39# If you're warty, if you're grey
0:20:39 > 0:20:42# If you're scabby, skin like clay
0:20:42 > 0:20:45# Come join us all... #
0:20:45 > 0:20:48That's it. I've nowhere left to turn.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Left...turn.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Hang on!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55At the door, bear right.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Continue straight ahead.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05No, no, no. Oh, no.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Jump over and run like crazy. That's it.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13BELL TINKLES
0:21:11 > 0:21:13It's like that, is it?
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Well, no-one gets away from Nan that easily!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Stand up, stand up. Forwards.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21No, up, up, up.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34At the lake, go straight ahead.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36In the lake.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38It'll wake you up. Come on!
0:21:38 > 0:21:43- Agh!- Aghh! Get off!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Ow! What was that for?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I'm sorry, but you left me no other choice.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55I remember sitting down for tea - then it all went blank.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59I did try to warn you. Once she's got you, that's it.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- That crumble weren't half nice, though.- It's deadly.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04You can't think of it as crumble.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06You have to think of it as a weapon of war!
0:22:06 > 0:22:10And that weapon is reloaded and ready to fire!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Quick. Run!
0:22:19 > 0:22:23You will never escape the power of the crumble!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Run!- It's gaining on us!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Crumble!- Fight it, Dom, fight it!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37But it's so lovely!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39No, you must be strong!
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Oh, those apples! - Oh, the crumbly top!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Oh, the soggy middle!
0:22:45 > 0:22:49The...the mission! The quest! The crumble cannot win!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Everyone's depending on you.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53But I can't stand it, it's too much.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55The pudding's not the answer!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Oh, lovely crumble!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58STOMACH GROANS
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Oh, actually, it doesn't half play havoc with your...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02HE FARTS
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Oh, you're right.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- FARTING - Oh, excuse me.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Hang on a minute. What are we doing here? Come on!
0:23:09 > 0:23:10- Run!- Leg it!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- No!- She's gaining on us!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Wait! I've got it!
0:23:30 > 0:23:31He's still not here.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36All right? I knew you'd be back.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Right, then. Six bags for the price of ten, and that is it!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44No, forget the hair balls. We need hot steaming tea and lots of it!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46All right, I'll pop the kettle on.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Will it work?- It has to.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- It's our only hope. - Giving up, are we?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I knew you were weak.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58No-one can resist the power of the apple!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Oh!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01A nice cup of tea.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Yes!!!- Right, we've got to go, Nan.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Sorry. I promise I'll write you a thank you letter this Christmas.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Come on!- Let's get out of here before she drinks all the tea!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Dick?!- Ha-ha-ha...
0:24:35 > 0:24:40Hats...and fire...and bathroom fixtures. And hairy bu-bu-bu...
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Hairy b...- Bats?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44B... Bu...
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Brilliant!
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Now all we have to...
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- Ooh! - GLASS SMASHES
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Oh, great.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Do you know what? Perhaps I should hold on to things from now on. Mmm?
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Well, well, well.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12What have we got here then?
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Oh, yes, yes. Look, just nick all our stuff and let us go, will you?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Now why would I want to do that?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- Because we're in a bit of a rush? - Oh, no, no no.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30This is the fun bit.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32I'm going to savour it.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36It's the only bit of this job I really enjoy. Right...
0:25:39 > 0:25:42What have we got here then? Hmm?
0:25:42 > 0:25:46String. Candle.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Don't know what that is.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Nail vanish?- Just get on with it.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Going somewhere, are we?
0:26:05 > 0:26:06What have you got here then?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Smells like a crumble.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Oh, no, don't eat that, whatever you do, please don't eat that!
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Oh, all right.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34Must have...more crumble.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Crumble. Must have more crumble!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46More crumble.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48More...crumble.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01There you go.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02There.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06And when you've done that, you can do all the surfaces
0:27:06 > 0:27:09and then I need you to go into town for a few bits.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Yes, Nan.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Well, we got rid of your Nan, Manny.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23But what about the quest, you know?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25What about the hairy bat saliva!
0:27:25 > 0:27:29You don't really think I'd have left that place without pinch...
0:27:29 > 0:27:31I mean, gathering what we needed, did you?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Ah!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:27:38 > 0:27:43And so the next vital ingredient, hairy bat saliva, was added
0:27:43 > 0:27:45to the potion, and Princes Dick and Dom
0:27:45 > 0:27:47were another step closer to home.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Any more of that crumble?
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Get out of it!
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Beat him up, beat him up!
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Oh, Manny!
0:28:04 > 0:28:06It's not funny.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Me legs hurt!
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