0:00:05 > 0:00:08Many years ago, a terrible plague consumed
0:00:08 > 0:00:11the mighty Kingdom of Fyredor.
0:00:11 > 0:00:16The only hope of a cure rested with one young wizard, sent out to scour
0:00:16 > 0:00:19the Earth for precious ingredients.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23After many years, he returned with an antidote.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30The King's sons, Princes Dick and Dom, were the first to be cured.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34And the last to be cured.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38They were banished from the kingdom, along with trusty mage, Mannitol,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41and light-fingered servant, Lutin.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43All never to return
0:00:43 > 0:00:49until they had collected the ingredients to remake the antidote.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52And so, the legend of Dick and Dom
0:00:52 > 0:00:54had begun.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Deep in the heart of the Bottom World countryside, on a cold unforgiving
0:00:59 > 0:01:05Thursday morning, the next ingredient appeared on the scroll.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Actually, it doesn't really matter that it was a Thursday,
0:01:07 > 0:01:10though I do like to be precise.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13And the next ingredient on the list is...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, can't we have a little holiday?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17An hour off? A tea break?
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Break? Do you see the people of Fyredor having a break?
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Do you see our poor sick family having a break?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Do you see Mannitol and Lutin having a...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34We rest when the quest is over! Guys, you never know,
0:01:34 > 0:01:38it might be a really easy one to find this time.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40The next item is...
0:01:40 > 0:01:42the mists of time.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- What were you saying? - Ah, the legendary mists of time.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Great clouds, swirling clouds
0:01:48 > 0:01:52of nothingness, buried at the ends of the Earth itself.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54And where exactly is that?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57That information is sadly lost in the mists of time.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01There was a book written about their whereabouts,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04but that, too, was lost in the mists of time. But, there
0:02:04 > 0:02:09was a traveller who claimed to have seen the mists of time. But he...
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- BOTH: Is lost in the mists of time. - Yeah, we get it.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16No! He was a dwarf called Keith.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Ah!- Yes, he knew my father.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21He's dead now.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24So how do we find them? Isn't it written on the scroll?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26No, no, nothing.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oh, wait! At the bottom, look.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34"Hand wash at 30 degrees."
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Great. So we're looking for a stupid cloud of nothingness
0:02:37 > 0:02:39that could be anywhere.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Wait, wait, wait! This calls for an ancient hunting trick.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Brilliant trick. Can I have a go?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55What are we doing?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59No mists. Not even a slight fog. The air is totally clear.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Don't speak too soon. That last beef pie was pretty spicy.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Ooh... Ooh...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Not that spicy!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16The mists of time. Legend says they are the breath
0:03:16 > 0:03:17of a giant sea monster.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Legend says they have great powers.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Legend did not say they were pink.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27This must be it. Come on, let's get some.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- What's happening?- Hmm. Looks like we've got competition.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38We'll handle this. Turn on the charm.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Hello, sweet, sweet fairy.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45We are Princes Dick and Dom
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- of Fyredor.- Good day, fair princes.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50See, easy.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53We have travelled for many weeks, over many peaks,
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- and taken many leaks.- What do I say?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03- Ooh!- Aah!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I say, I'm Fairy Frampton and you're too late, suckers!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12BOTH: Aargh!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Well, here's some news for you, turkey heads - I got the mists.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20And now, I'm going to be...famous!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23BOTH: Aagh!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27I'll be the fairy who found the mists of time.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31I'll be on the front of every news scroll in Bottom World.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- We don't want to hit a girl! - Why not?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I enjoyed hitting you two.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40See you around.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Oi! Pick on someone your own size.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Hey, troll face! Give that back!
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Dick! Where are we?
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Looks like some kind of time portal.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- How do you know that? - They always look like this.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13Look! It looks like we're travelling through time and space.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Help!- Oi! Fairy!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Come back and fight like a...girl!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27It's her! Oi! Stop!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31See you when I'm famous! So long, suckers.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I could cast a spell to stop her.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36No!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Maybe she'll come back for this necklace.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41If she does, she's not going to find it.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45On your feet, princes! I can hear a beast.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I've never heard that in Bottom World.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55THEY ALL SCREAM
0:05:58 > 0:05:59I was afraid of this.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Travelling through the mists can transport you through space and time.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08We appear to be in some sort of hell called...
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Sluff.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12We've got to get after Fairy Frampton.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15What happens if she's gone back to Bottom World?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18What happens if we're stuck here?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I don't want to get stuck in Sluff!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I just want to go home!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24The only way to return
0:06:24 > 0:06:28is in exactly the same way you jumped through the mists.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30As long as Lutin still has the necklace,
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Fairy Frampton must remain here. - How convenient for us.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38We must go after her, before she gets too far away.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Good morning to you from Radio Slough. Some traffic news now.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Reports of vehicles moving very slowly along the A31.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53People in fancy dress are wandering along the hard shoulder.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Not sensible, folks. Don't do it.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Latest news after this.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59# I ain't freakin' I ain't fakin' this
0:06:59 > 0:07:01# I ain't freakin' I ain't fakin' this
0:07:01 > 0:07:03# I ain't freakin' I ain't fakin' this
0:07:03 > 0:07:05# Shut up and let me go, hey! #
0:07:13 > 0:07:14This place is weird.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18It is indeed a place of great wizardry and sorcery.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20MUSIC PLAYS FROM CAR
0:07:20 > 0:07:26Look! The creature plays music, but yet carries no instruments.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Ah, these moving square boxes! Magic.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35And the people, they look normal.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Yeah, well you look normal.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I wonder if they speak Bottom World-ish too?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Do you speak Bottom World-ish?- No.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- You know, the language from the World of Bottom?- No.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Is your garden near the mountains of Heldarno?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- No. My garden's just round the corner.- Ah!
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- Where's the fairy?- Have you seen the fairy, Fairy Frampton?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- From the wedge of Margadom? - Never heard of him.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Do you want to buy a necklace?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05They searched and they searched,
0:08:05 > 0:08:10but our heroes could not find the mist thief, Fairy Frampton.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I found this.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I think it's dead. I've talked to everyone. No-one has seen the fairy.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19We need to find her. We need to get those mists.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I need to speak to the person in charge of this kingdom.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Go straight to the top.- Look, there!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28The Cod King. There he is!
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Hail! You must be he! King of Cod.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39We are Princes Dick and Dom of the Kingdom of Fyredor in Bottom World.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42These are our loyal companions.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44What is your name?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- What?!- What's your name?- Luke.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51All hail King Luke of Cod.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Yeah...anyway...bye, freaks.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55No, no, no, no.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Look, please, King Luke.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00We're desperate!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I'll call the police.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05No, no, no! He is a sorcerer, too.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- I have seen them use these magic communicators.- Are you magicians?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Magicians are boring.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Only I am a magician. - Yeah, and he is boring.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Then you must be Goths.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Goths are well boring.- No, no, no.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22We are from another world.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23I will prove it to you.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28I will do a spell to make silver stars magically appear.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32ASDA, Bupa, Jamelia, Vimto!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Wow!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Please, King Luke.- I'm not a king.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Look, there's a reward in it for ya.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I might be a king.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48OK, I am a king.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50And it's the holidays.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52And I'm really, really bored.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54But if you...
0:09:54 > 0:09:58aliens get too weird, that's it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Thank you, thank you!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- What do you want? - We need to find a fairy
0:10:03 > 0:10:05who has fallen through a time hole
0:10:05 > 0:10:09and stolen some magical mist that we need to continue our quest.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- Right.- And we need some food. - Follow me.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Hello. Can I take your order?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Four all-day breakfasts.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26How would you like your eggs?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Oh, er, tortoise please. Or chaffinch. But either is fine.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Normal eggs are fine.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Can I have troll's feet instead of mushrooms?
0:10:36 > 0:10:41- He means extra beans. - And a flagon of root water.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Four colas.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47You guys really have no idea.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Are you from France?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51No.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11HE LAUGHS
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Excuse me. I'm going to have to ask you to pay now, if that's OK.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24And how would you like us to pay?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28They are excellent pot washers or they can muck out your stable?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30You'll have to pay with money.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38You don't take Bottom World thrumpets, do you?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39You guys don't have any money?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Oh, that's just great.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45We only have...this.
0:11:46 > 0:11:52I don't know what your Earth name is for it, but we call it gold.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00It's fine! Keep the whole place!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Wooohoo! Yes!
0:12:03 > 0:12:07How many of those have you got?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Wow.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23So we've got enough money for at least a few days?
0:12:23 > 0:12:28For at least a few lifetimes! You're rich. You can do anything!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30What, like, find Fairy Frampton?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Continue on our quest! - Hang on. Did you say rich?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Yeah, what kind of stuff can we buy then?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40I dunno. Diamonds, sports cars, houses, fancy food...
0:12:40 > 0:12:41- Diamonds!- Fancy food!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Come on, Dom, we've just got to have a little shopping trip.- Ah, yeah.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48The fairy's not going anywhere. What's the harm?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49- Just a little break. Come on.- No.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Come on.- No.- Come on.- No. - Come on.- No.- Come on.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55No!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59All right! Just an hour.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02# I've got £90,000 in my pyjamas
0:13:02 > 0:13:05# I've got 40,000 French francs in my fridge
0:13:05 > 0:13:08# I've got lots of lovely lire now the Deutsch mark's getting dearer
0:13:08 > 0:13:11# And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge
0:13:11 > 0:13:14# There is nothing quite as wonderful as money
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Some people say it's folly but I'd rather have the lolly
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# With money, you can make a splash
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# There is nothing quite as wonderful as money
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# There is nothing like a newly-minted pound
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# It's accountancy that makes the world go round
0:13:35 > 0:13:36# You can keep your Marxist ways
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# For it's only just a phase
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# For it's money, money, money makes the world go round
0:13:41 > 0:13:47# Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money. #
0:13:50 > 0:13:55Wow! How do they get them in that box?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Hello? Can you hear me?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01That flushing drinking fountain is great!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04We don't have a flushing drinking...
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Ah.- Ah, brilliant. I've never had so much fun in...
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- You haven't had fun.- Ssh!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13She doesn't know that he's her dad,
0:14:13 > 0:14:17because he didn't tell her she was adopted when he got back from Cuba!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Anyone for another go on Body-Popping Stars?
0:14:20 > 0:14:25Princes, we are forgetting something.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30You're right. We're forgetting...
0:14:30 > 0:14:33the silly string first!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42No! We're forgetting something else.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Something important.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- The dance mat?- The doughnuts!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51The long lost brother!
0:14:51 > 0:14:52The quest!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Come on, we're not in any hurry.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59I mean, Fairy Frampton isn't going anywhere.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Besides, I've seen something really cool in town
0:15:01 > 0:15:04and I just really want to get it. Come on.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Look, just one more day...
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I promise.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Mmm?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13More vintage dandelion and burdock, love?
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Don't mind if I do, darling.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Mannitol, can't we interest you in some? How about some caviar?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- No, thanks.- Oh, go on.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21It cost a fortune!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24What's wrong?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27You've been in a right old mood since we bought this flat.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Don't like it?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32We can buy you another one! We can buy you another ten!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Luke, you like this flat, right?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36It's all right, I suppose.
0:15:36 > 0:15:42All right?! It's got 26 rooms and seven widescreen TVs!
0:15:42 > 0:15:46And just what do you propose to do with 27 bedrooms?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I've filled mine with doughnuts.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49I wish Lutin was here to see that.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54Oh, Phil! How could you do that to her?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57We tried to move her but she bit Dick's face.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Who's for more shopping?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03No, no! I mean, what more could you possibly need to buy?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06You don't need any of this stuff.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08You just want it.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11What's happened to you? You've become so greedy.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13No, we haven't. Give me my doughnuts back!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15You promised you'd return to your quest.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Oh, I see. You're jealous.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- What?!- Yeah, you're jealous because we're so rich.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25I knew this was gonna happen. My therapist told me all about it.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26You've got a therapist?
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- They're really expensive.- Oh, I want one. What colours do they come in?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Listen to yourselves.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37What's happened to you? I am so ashamed of you. What have you become?
0:16:37 > 0:16:43Look, you may be our mage, but we're in charge. You must do what we say.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Now, who's going shopping? Luke? - I'm a bit bored of shopping.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51It's not so much fun when you can buy the whole shop.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53All right, all right, all right. What about a challenge
0:16:53 > 0:16:56to see who can...
0:16:56 > 0:17:01- smash the most Ming vases in a minute?- We've done that.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Oh, OK, OK. What about
0:17:02 > 0:17:07a challenge to see who can shave a picture of a hamster into this rug?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Look, maybe we should actually do this quest thing.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15It sounds all right. The mists of time, the fairy...
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Oh, pur-lease! Not you as well!
0:17:18 > 0:17:19I'm through with this quest.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21If you two are so bothered about it,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24why don't you go and do it yourselves? Right?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Good. We're going to do...
0:17:27 > 0:17:30water wars!
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Right, yours.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Come on.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Was that bad?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57What's the worst thing you can imagine?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Baked beans.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02No, no. Worse than that.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05The quest is very important to so many, many people.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07The princes have lost their way.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- We must make them see sense.- But how?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12If only I knew.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Do you have a way of looking through history?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Can we get information from ancient people?
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Er, we could talk to my mum and dad.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24No, more ancient than that.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26We need books.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28And lots of them.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Identity cards.- We don't have one.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46But I do have...
0:18:46 > 0:18:52this is a family stone from the fires of Ovendor.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Will that do?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Yes, yeah. That's fine. Thank you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Jeremy, yeah. Got another nutter.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04All the great knowledge
0:19:04 > 0:19:07of the universe in one place, so much to learn.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Penicillin! The Second World War!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Car parks!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Alan Titchmarsh!
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Woah! A giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue.- Wait!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Bottom World...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Fyredor.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27At last, I can find out what happened to the kingdom.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Oi! Nutters!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40EASTENDERS ENDS
0:19:42 > 0:19:46CORONATION STREET THEME TUNE PLAYS
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Here they are.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52The rare Stradivarius violins.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54# She call me Mr Boombastic
0:19:54 > 0:19:56# Say me fantastic
0:19:56 > 0:20:00# Touch me on my back she says I'm Mr ro...mantic
0:20:00 > 0:20:02# Call me fantastic
0:20:02 > 0:20:05# Touch me on my back she says I'm Mr ro... #
0:20:08 > 0:20:10DOORBELL
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Ah, come grovelling back, have you? - The quest too boring for you?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- We've discovered something. - Well, we've discovered something -
0:20:17 > 0:20:18gold-plated pogo sticks!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21All the cool people in the night club have got 'em.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Did we tell you that we bought a night club?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Well, we bought this book.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Actually, we didn't really buy it.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Ssh! We've discovered what happened to the Kingdom of Fyredor.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35With you on this Earth, refusing to complete your quest, there was no-one
0:20:35 > 0:20:38to cure the kingdom of the curse.
0:20:38 > 0:20:43- The colds, coughs, spots just got worse.- It can't have been that bad.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46The people suffered, your family suffered.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Everyone was utterly, utterly miserable.
0:20:48 > 0:20:53Fyredor was done for, in a big spotty, zitty mess.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54There's pictures and everything.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Our parents. What have we done?
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- We've been greedy, thoughtless, selfish.- I agree.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Unkind, reckless, irresponsible...
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Steady on.- Listen. Whatever you've done, it's not too late.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- You can still do the right thing. - Right.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20We must go after Fairy Frampton.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Count me in!- At last, you've seen the error of your ways.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Yes. And we've run out of gold.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31Right. Well, come on. We have a fairy to catch and the mists to recover.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34King Luke, Princes Dick and Dom
0:21:34 > 0:21:36give you all these earthly possessions.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38What?!
0:21:38 > 0:21:43- Oh, all right. - Use them wisely. Come!
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Not the frying pans.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49EASTENDERS THEME TUNE PLAYS
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Lutin! Have you even moved?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Back from the post office already? - We've been gone a week!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Really? Ssh, Doctors is starting.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Lutin, you have to listen.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Something terrible has happened.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Not the Robinsons!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Has their dog died?- No, no, no, no.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Myself and Prince Dick, we've stupidly ignored the quest.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12We need to get people together and find Fairy Frampton.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- But it could take days! - She was just on the other side.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Well, turn off the television and...
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- What?- Fairy Frampton. On the TV.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Oi!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Max was about to propose.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26You can watch it on +1
0:22:26 > 0:22:29And I'm here at Pinewood Studios on the set of one of this summer's
0:22:29 > 0:22:31hottest music videos.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Yes, that's right. It's the new dance sensation... Fairy Frampton!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38But before all that, Coldplay tell Zane Lowe how you can help
0:22:38 > 0:22:40save the environment by eating concrete.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Mists!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45We'll never make it. We're in Sluff. She's in Pinewood.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48And we haven't even got the bus fare.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Erm, I do have something to tell you.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54A little confession to make.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I did allow myself one little luxury.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Right, let's see what this baby can do.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Come on!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Safety harness!
0:23:18 > 0:23:23- Yes?- We are Princes Dick and Dom of the Kingdom of Fyredor.
0:23:23 > 0:23:28This is King Luke of Cod and we are here to see Lady Edmondson of Kate.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Kate Edmondson. Have you got an appointment?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34We do not need an appointment.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37You do not need an appointment.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39You think you are show girls.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42We think we are show girls.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43One, two, three, four...
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Oh! Wizard.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Go, go!
0:24:00 > 0:24:05So, Fairy Frampton, you're here to record your new music video
0:24:05 > 0:24:06for Mists Of Time.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Now, is it true that these mists are actually real
0:24:09 > 0:24:11and from another place called Bottom World?
0:24:11 > 0:24:15That's right! Oh, but it's so boring over there, not like Earth!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Earth is amazing, like me!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Which is why I'm so famous and talented.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Not so fast, Fairy Frampton!
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Well, well.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Here are some real one-hit blunders.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29It's the princes and their useless helpers.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32And, oh, they have a new useless friend. How sweet.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Is this part of the video?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Hi, everybody.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39This fairy is a thief!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42She's stolen the mists and made herself famous.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Hi, sorry. That's the wrong camera.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46If you just want to look down that one..
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- Oh. This one here? - Yeah, straight down there.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Oh, thank you. Stolen the mists to make herself famous!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53She's nothing but a fraud!
0:24:53 > 0:24:54She's nothing but a fraud!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57But luckily, we've got this necklace.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Oh! Sorry, I flogged it.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06So what? Who cares? Since I left you to rot, I've become famous and rich.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10And now what are you losers going to do about it, huh?
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Since you left us to rot, we've discovered... pans!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22And now you're fried.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Give it to her!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27SHE SCREAMS
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Er, let's see what happened when Zane Lowe drove to Scotland
0:25:37 > 0:25:40with Jay-Z and three tons of fudge.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Yeah! Yeah!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Love my job.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Enjoy the rest of your holiday, King Luke. Hope you don't get too bored.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I wish you could all stay.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Remember, if you ever want to learn anything,
0:26:00 > 0:26:03then just visit your local library.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04We've got the Internet.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06It's much better.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09We should go.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Goodbye, King Luke. And...thanks.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Bye.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Bye. Bye, Luke. Bye.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Can anyone drive?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I can!
0:26:38 > 0:26:39So long, suckers.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- It's good to be back, isn't it?- No!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Now I'll never now what happened to Max and Charlene.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55And I'll never get to level five on Body-Popping Star.
0:26:55 > 0:27:01But one day we can save all of Fyredor, and maybe finish our quest.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04In that case, we'd better get some of these mists
0:27:04 > 0:27:09in the potion otherwise we may get captured by a fairy again.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26And so, another step on their journey was complete,
0:27:26 > 0:27:28shrouded in the mists of time.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34And Princes Dick and Dom left behind planet Earth
0:27:34 > 0:27:36and all its wicked temptations.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Well, nearly all of them.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd - 2009
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