The Loopy Tribe

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Many, many, many years ago, a terrible plague was brought

0:00:06 > 0:00:11upon the citizens of Fyredor by the wicked Beastmaster.

0:00:11 > 0:00:16This dark disease had almost turned the whole kingdom into beasts.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20Fortunately, an antidote had been made by the king's only two sons,

0:00:20 > 0:00:25Princes Dick and Dom, their trusty mage Mannitol and light fingered servant, Lutin.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29Unfortunately, they were still many miles away,

0:00:29 > 0:00:32with the Beastmaster determined to stop them from getting home.

0:00:32 > 0:00:38With time running out, our heroes must get back to Fyredor with the antidote before it's too late.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41The Legend of Dick and Dom continues.

0:00:43 > 0:00:50The homeward path of our bold heroes has led them to the very heart of the Forest of Insanitary. Eurgh.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53That doesn't sound very nice at all. Oh, sorry, hang on.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55The Forest of Insanity.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Not that that sounds much nicer.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- I don't like this place. - Nobody likes this place.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03We're not on a picnic, you know.

0:01:03 > 0:01:09We're on the run from an insane Beastmaster, who wants to destroy our hard won potion.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13We have to go through places he's not likely to look for us.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17I feel there's a million pairs of eyes watching my every move.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21- Anywhere, a monster could just reach out his hand and put on my... - Agh!

0:01:21 > 0:01:26- What is it?- I just remembered the big spot on the end of my nose.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Is that all? - What do you mean "is that all?"

0:01:29 > 0:01:34- Look at the state of me.- Yes, and it's been on your nose for days. I thought you'd be used to it by now.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37It's just growing bigger and bigger.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38I think it's an improvement.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42It takes the eye away from your big bulbous nose and your violent streak.

0:01:42 > 0:01:47- I am not a violent person! - Yeah, but you have quite a big nose.

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Stop it, you two. Deep in the Forest of Insanity is neither the time nor the place for silly games.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59We have to keep moving. If we stay here any longer, we'll end up as loopy as the loopy tribe.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Who are the loopy tribe? - They're the only people loopy enough to live here.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07Legend has it, they're rarely seen and they worship a god, ooh, called the Daft One.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12They eat nothing but jelly, wobble their bellies and make music with wellies.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13My kind of people.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Did anyone else just see that?

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- See what?- That little duck in the bushes over there.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Let's get out of here.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- But there it is again. - Yeah, I saw it too.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- What's going on, Mannitol? - I have no idea.

0:02:27 > 0:02:34- Um, I think we need to get out of here.- What the...

0:02:36 > 0:02:37The fortune teller was right.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Who'd have thought? - This is it, Dick.- Death by plunger.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Mannitol, are you there?

0:03:06 > 0:03:07- (MUMBLES) Yes.- Pardon?- Yes.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- What?- Oh, for heaven's sake.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Yes!- All right, no need to shout.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Here, let me help. - No, get off. Don't you pull that.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Don't mention it.- I didn't.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Anyway, where are we?- Ah.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32I believe we have been caught by the loopy tribe.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Oh, I don't believe it. - Why, what's happened?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Spot. It's still there.- Is that it?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42What do you mean "is that it?"

0:03:42 > 0:03:45You'd have thought having a plunger fired in your face would get rid of

0:03:45 > 0:03:51- it, but oh, no, not for Lutin and her super spot.- Hang on a minute.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Something's not quite right.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Ah, I haven't felt annoyed for at least two minutes!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Dick!- Oh, no. They've captured him.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02The loopy swines.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Something needs to be done. Oh, I've got to get out of here.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Good idea. Then we can find Dick and rescue him.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09See what you can do, Lutin.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Excuse me there, sir.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Are you in charge of this so-called cage?- Yes, yes.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26- Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. - What's the matter then?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Are you aware of the thoughts inerrant in this here cage?

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Thoughts? No. - Take a look from this side.

0:04:39 > 0:04:44- See?- I didn't see a thing. - No helping some people.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Lutin.- Huh?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- What about us?- What about you? - I thought you were going to get us out of here.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Er, whatever gave you that idea?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- You said you wanted to get out of the cage.- And I did.- To rescue Dick?

0:04:56 > 0:05:01No, to get rid of this spot. It is not going to cure itself, is it?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Lutin. Lutin, Lutin!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Some guard you turned out to be.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'm on work experience.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13What are we going to do now? Poor Dick.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15They could be doing anything to him.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Listen. SCREAMING

0:05:17 > 0:05:21That's Dick. I'd recognise that pitiful wailing anywhere.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Dick, what are they doing to you?!

0:05:24 > 0:05:29Ah. I don't think we need to worry about him.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Why?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Isn't this brilliant?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43What's going on?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46I think they think I'm some kind of a god or something.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49They keep calling me the Daft One. Look.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, Dickie, Dickie.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Oh, Dickie, Dickie.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh, Dickie, Dickie...

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Oh, Dickie, Dickie.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Oh, Dickie, Dickie. Oh, Dickie, Dickie.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's finally happened.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05We've arrived...

0:06:05 > 0:06:08in hell.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Stop.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15I can't take any more.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19- What are you doing?- The traditional welcoming dance of the loopy tribe.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21It's brilliant, but who are you?

0:06:21 > 0:06:27I'm Dribbly Ken, leader of the Loopies and your loyal servant, oh, Daft One.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Hold on, did you say you're my loyal servant?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Of course. You are the Daft One, aren't you?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Well, yeah, everyone else seems to think so.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Then the prophecy was true.

0:06:38 > 0:06:44The Daft One shall travel afar with three companions fair.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49One pompous, one spotty and one with no hair.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I wouldn't say you were that pompous.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54And thus the prophecy is fulfilled.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Begin the 100 days of insanity.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01This is my kind of town.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Now, how can I serve you, oh, Daft One?

0:07:04 > 0:07:09- I've embraced the daft side and your wish is my command.- Really?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Well, let's see what we can do.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Why don't you shove your finger in his ear?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Ah, this is going to be fun. - Minion.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Not now. Assemble the tribe.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Do you embrace the daft side?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41The daft side, we embrace.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Salute your leader.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Do you have a proclamation for us, oh, Daft One?- A proclamation?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Surely you wish to address your loyal followers?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Oh, yes. Hello, loyal followers.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Hello, Daft One.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I stand before you today to bring you my proclamation.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10Yes, on this day forth

0:08:10 > 0:08:12every, what day is it today?

0:08:12 > 0:08:13- Thursday.- Yeah.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Every Thursday will be hopping day.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Very well, oh, Daft One.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Repeat after me: Dick is ace.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Dick is ace.- Dom has an ugly face.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Dom has an ugly face.- Now stop that.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32When you've got your own tribe, you can tell me what to do, but until then...

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Thank you, tribe. Tribe dismissed.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Would you like a tour of your kingdom, oh, Daft One?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Oh, yeah, that would be brilliant. - On foot or on the back of a pig?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Assemble the pig.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Yes. Oh, this is my kind of tank. Ken, I like you.- Honoured, sir.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Giddy-up, piggy.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Squeal like a pig.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Hello.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Anybody home?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Ooh.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Hello, deary.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Are you the wise woman? - What do you think?

0:09:24 > 0:09:25I think it's doubtful.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Come and sit down.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Thanks. So you are the wise woman?

0:09:30 > 0:09:36- Well, more of a relatively wise woman.- Relatively?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38It's all relative round here.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40This is the loopy tribe, lovey.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44I wouldn't have to be very wise to be wiser than that lot.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48- So how did you get the job? - Oh, it's a long story.

0:09:48 > 0:09:53One day it was raining really heavily so I went inside...

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Yes?- Well, that's it.

0:09:55 > 0:10:01I went inside and they upped and made me the wise woman on the spot.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Before that, everyone had just got wet.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06So what seems to be the problem?

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Oh, relatively wise woman... - Call me Maggie.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Maggie.- My name's Hilda.

0:10:11 > 0:10:16- Hilda?- Yes?- Well, it's this.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Brilliant.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Some wise woman!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Relatively wise woman. - Yeah, you're not wrong.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32Look, can you tell me, do you know anything that's good for spots?

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Oh why didn't you say, my turtle dove?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Hilda knows what's good for spots.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41You need slimy face worms.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Got any?- No. They are no good unless they are fresh.

0:10:46 > 0:10:51You need to go down to the forest and find some worms yourself.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56Follow the muddy path down to the algae pond and then lure them out.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Lure? And how would I do that, with a worm luring pipe?

0:11:00 > 0:11:06That's right! Have you ever thought of being a wise woman?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09You can borrow mine.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15And when you have caught them, tickle them there. They love it!

0:11:15 > 0:11:21Then rub them all over your face, the more the merrier.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25I'll try anything once.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Just look at him.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Jealous?

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Like you wouldn't believe. - Isn't this brilliant? - Not exactly the word I'd use.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Your parsnip and pineapple punch, sir.- Perfect. Thank you, Ken.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51- Don't mention it. Minion! - You've taken your time getting here.- What do you mean?

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Well, whilst you have been riding around on a pig in a village, we've been stuck in a cage.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58I got here as fast as I could. Those trifles don't throw themselves.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Well, are you going to let us out?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- You give me the salute and I'll give the order.- What?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Give me the salute and I'll let you out. You know?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10No, no, no. I'm not saluting you.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12I think perhaps we should.

0:12:12 > 0:12:19- No, no, no. I'm the eldest and I am not saluting my younger brother. - Treason!

0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Despicable treason! - Oh, look, you've made them angry.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24You best give me the salute, Dom, and then I can smooth things over.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Embrace your daft side.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Embrace the daft side!- Never!

0:12:30 > 0:12:33I think perhaps you should reconsider, Prince Dom.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37He is a god to these people and not to honour him is a grave insult.

0:12:37 > 0:12:44Never! This is stupid and anyone that thinks that he is a god is even more stupid than he is.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Heresy! Treason!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49You best give me the salute, Dom, or I think we're going to drown.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Well, I will never embrace my daft side.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Go on, just give us a little cuddle.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57No. Never. Not ever.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Not under any circumstances!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Actually, I rather enjoyed that.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28So now you embrace the daft side?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Yeah, why not?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Never!- Right, I have no choice, bring out the warm cream.

0:13:32 > 0:13:37Wait, wait! OK. You won. We'll join.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Fantastic. Bring out the warm cream.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41No, hang on a minute! We said we'd join.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43We're ready to embrace the...

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- The daft side.- It doesn't matter.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50There will always be cream, Dom, and, after all, you've now got to go through the initiation ceremony.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Oh, no!

0:13:53 > 0:13:57While Prince Dom and Mannitol faced up to the perils of the initiation

0:13:57 > 0:14:02ceremony, Lutin arrived at the pond and prepared to blow her pipe.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Right, well, here's my pipe.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Here's my pond.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Now, all I need are the worms.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15I wonder what sort of music worms like?

0:14:17 > 0:14:22SHE BLOWS HORN

0:14:27 > 0:14:32Well, that seems to have done the trick.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Prepare to be tickled!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oh!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, it's burst! You've got to be kidding me!

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Oh, well, here goes nothing.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Thank goodness the boys are safely locked up back at the loopy tribe.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51This is going to be gross.

0:14:57 > 0:15:04So, your little friends have been locked up by the loopy tribe then, have they?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Excellent.

0:15:06 > 0:15:11Then they will be in no position to defend themselves or their potion when I attack.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15Now choose a suitably terrifying beast to take the powers of.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18A lion? No, too obvious.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21A grizzly bear? Too easy.

0:15:21 > 0:15:27Urgh. Oh, well, the more the merrier, as the wise woman said.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Ooh! Oh, yes.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Yeah, that's definitely working.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Oh, it's all tingly.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Now to wash it off.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46A golden eagle? Too flappy.

0:15:46 > 0:15:52Yes, the very thing, the most terrifying of all woodland creatures, the badger!

0:15:52 > 0:15:57Yes. That will show them what kind of a man they're dealing with.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Ow. Ouch.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Soggy foot. I got soggy.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Never mind, never mind.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09Oh, brilliant, back to my beautiful self.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Once again, I have the skin of a teenage girl. Aaaargh!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Aaaargh! Oh, I'm going to kill that wise woman!

0:16:23 > 0:16:26And what does this ceremony entail?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Bring on the buckets.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34This is so embarrassing.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Bring on the jammy sticks!

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Wait, wait. Bring on the what now?

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Let the jammy dual commence!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56I'm not going to do...

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Yes, yes, that's it! I'm not going to do it!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01I'm not doing it!

0:17:02 > 0:17:05I think you should reconsider.

0:17:05 > 0:17:10Every second your brother keeps us held captive here the Beastmaster gets closer.

0:17:11 > 0:17:18I urge you, Prince Dom, in the name of honour, valour and your father the King.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Hit me

0:17:20 > 0:17:22with your jammy stick.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24MUSIC: "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" by Ian Dury and the Blockheads

0:17:24 > 0:17:26# Hit me

0:17:27 > 0:17:31# Hit me

0:17:31 > 0:17:33# Hit me

0:17:33 > 0:17:37# Hit me, hit me, hit me

0:17:37 > 0:17:39# Hit me

0:17:39 > 0:17:41# Hit me... #

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Stop!

0:17:52 > 0:17:55That was fantastic. It is great to see you two have so much fun for a change.

0:17:55 > 0:18:01Oh, yes, if only you knew how much fun I was having!

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Is that it?- And now you must take the ceremonial pledge.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Dribbly Ken, the ceremonial scroll, please.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Repeat after me.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15"I insert name here..."

0:18:15 > 0:18:17I, Dom.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20That is not what I said. Get it right, Dom.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22I...

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Insert name here.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28Very good. "Do pledge to honour the ways of the loopy tribe."

0:18:30 > 0:18:36Do pledge to honour the ways of the loopy tribe.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38"To hop on a Thursday, to waggle on a Wednesday

0:18:38 > 0:18:43"and to kick myself up the bum every morning before breakfast."

0:18:45 > 0:18:49To hop on a Thursday, to waggle on a Wednesday, and what?!

0:18:49 > 0:18:51It's the pledge, Dom!

0:18:51 > 0:18:55OK. Anything to get this over and done with.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59And promise to kick myself up the bum

0:18:59 > 0:19:02every morning before breakfast.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05And do you agree too, Mannitol?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Yes, yes, I agree to kick myself up the bum too.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Ow!- Don't be ridiculous, I don't want you to do that. I want you to kick Dom up the bum.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14- What?!- That's the rules, Dom.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Everybody in the tribe has to kick you up the bum before breakfast. I can't do anything about that, can I?

0:19:18 > 0:19:24- What?!- And now Ken will welcome you into the tribe with a ceremonial kiss upon the cheeks.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Oh!- Oh.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Master, we're under attack. - Who is it?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56- It is a man with the head of a badger.- Tell him we don't want any.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58It's him! Run!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00THEY SCREAM

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Hilda! Hilda!

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Get your relatively wise backside out here!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Hello, deary. Back so soon?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Anything the matter?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Anything...

0:20:16 > 0:20:21- Anything the matter?!- Ooh. Sounds like there is something nasty going on out there.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Oh, there is going to be something nasty going on in here in a minute.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- What's wrong?- What's wrong?!

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Look at my face, you daft old woman!

0:20:28 > 0:20:32Yes, lovely and spotty! What's the problem?

0:20:32 > 0:20:35You said that slimy face worms were good for spots.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39They are. You went out with one and came back with hundreds.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43- You can't get better than that.- I didn't mean good for causing spots.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44I meant good for getting rid of spots.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Why would I want a face full of spots?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49I did wonder.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54And what, may I ask, would you recommend for getting rid of spots?

0:20:54 > 0:20:59Fresh air, plenty of exercise and...

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Well, you could try washing once in a while.

0:21:09 > 0:21:14So, Princes Dick and Dom, we meet again.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16No, no, no, I'm a god now.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20Silence! Nobody outwits the Beastmaster, all right?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23I mean to destroy that potion, that cure of yours,

0:21:23 > 0:21:29and you cannot stop me, for I have taken on the powers

0:21:29 > 0:21:34of a most fearsome foe, the mighty badger!

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Um... oh.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41That's actually not very scary.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Oh, really?

0:21:43 > 0:21:49The badger has very many unique properties - shiny claws, a stripy

0:21:49 > 0:21:54face and, most important of all, powerful underarm muscles.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57What's he going to do, pump out a tune?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59This doesn't sound very dangerous.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02On their own, no, no, no.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06But when combined with the power of the needle of the hedgehog,

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- they are lethal! Behold! - No! Hedgehog!

0:22:13 > 0:22:15What are we going to do now?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17The Daft One will save us.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19That's it, the Daft One...

0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Hang on a minute, that's me.- Wait.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25You are going to put your faith in him?

0:22:25 > 0:22:30Of course. Embrace the daft side and nothing can harm us.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33You want me to go out there on my own?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Come out or I'm coming in!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Be brave, oh, Daft One.

0:22:37 > 0:22:42I can't believe you want me to go out there unarmed.

0:22:42 > 0:22:48I wouldn't dream of it. You must have the most powerful weapon known to the tribe. You must take...

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Fulhamer.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57All right, then. I'll give it a go.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59For the quest!

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- On second thoughts! Oh, come on, a joke's a joke.- Oh, push off!

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Right you, that's far enough.

0:23:12 > 0:23:17This is my tribe and if you don't get out of here right now,

0:23:17 > 0:23:20then one of us is going to be very, very sorry.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23What makes you think you can defeat me?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Because I am armed.

0:23:25 > 0:23:32Face your doom, Beastmaster, for I have the might of the awesome Fulhamer!

0:23:37 > 0:23:38What kind of a weapon is that?

0:23:38 > 0:23:40A very daft one, oh, Daft One.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53- Hedgehog?- No, no, no, no.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55It really is a duck this time.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Right, that's it.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Every man for himself!

0:24:04 > 0:24:08- One hundred and eighty!- Gangway!

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Lutin, what are you doing?

0:24:13 > 0:24:18- The Beastmaster is here!- Oh.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Hello, don't mind me.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I'm not a threat, eat him.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25No, no, you're not a threat at all.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26You are just a hideously deformed,

0:24:26 > 0:24:30ugly, spotty little one with a really big nose.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34What did you say?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36I just said you are a really

0:24:36 > 0:24:42hideously deformed, ugly, spotty little one with a really big nose.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Take this!

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Oh.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Ha! My shot.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54No, not my face. Mind my spots!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Ah, my fur! My beautiful black and white fur.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05It is all sticky, I can't see a thing!

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Now's your chance, lads. He's helpless. Come on.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Give it some welly!

0:25:12 > 0:25:14There is a pond about five miles down the road.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16It looks like he could use a bath.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19That was a relief.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21You're not wrong.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24You can get up now, Prince Dick.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Prince Dick!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37HE SCREAMS

0:25:42 > 0:25:45So, a good battle, eh? Did you see me saving the day?

0:25:45 > 0:25:49- I did rather see you bringing up the rear.- How is your bum? - Oh, yes, much better, thanks.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Yes, very good. Well, we have a long walk ahead of us

0:25:53 > 0:25:56if we want to clear the Forest of Insanity by nightfall.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Oh, that is so much better.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Once they burst, they all just cleared right up.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03About time. We're about to set off.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Best news I've heard all day. I can't wait to get out of this dump.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Eh? What do you mean? These guys love me.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10We are staying right here.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14The quest, Prince Dick, every minute we delay the Beastmaster's plague

0:26:14 > 0:26:17turns another one of your helpless subjects into a water buffalo.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Well, you guys get going. I'm fine here.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22No, no, don't be daft, Daft One.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26- The Beastmaster knows where you are now. If you stay put, he'll come and get you.- No, no, no, no.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30My loyal followers will protect me, isn't that right, Dribbly Ken?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Well, let's not be too hasty.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36- Eh?- We might be daft, but we're not that daft.- But you worship me.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Yeah. About that,

0:26:38 > 0:26:41we've had a word and a bit of a vote and I'm afraid you're out.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45- We're not going to worship you any more.- What?! Why?

0:26:45 > 0:26:50Because you are a spineless, gutless, cowardly chicken.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- I think he got you there. - Hang on, I'm not finished.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59You are a craven, panicky, timorous, yellow-bellied cur!

0:27:00 > 0:27:04- That is a rather persuasive argument.- Plenty more.

0:27:04 > 0:27:12A lily-livered, jittery, fake-hearted fraidy cat, and we not going to worship you any more.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Great! Now there is no reason to stay, let's get out of here.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18- We're worshipping her instead.- Eh?

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Maybe we could stay another couple of days.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Ah, spotty, spotty. Sweet, spotty, spotty.

0:27:27 > 0:27:32- Second thoughts, we are leaving right now.- Yes. Best get going.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Ah, spotty, spotty.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Sweet spotty, spotty.

0:27:37 > 0:27:42And so our heroes continue their long journey back to Fyredor,

0:27:42 > 0:27:46vowing never to mention Lutin's spotty face again.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50You know, I've always had a bit of a soft spot for her myself.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Yes, well.

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