0:00:02 > 0:00:06Many, many, many years ago, a terrible plague was brought
0:00:06 > 0:00:11upon the citizens of Fyredor by the wicked Beastmaster.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15This dark disease had almost turned the whole kingdom into beasts.
0:00:15 > 0:00:20Fortunately, an antidote had been made by the King's only two sons,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Princes Dick and Dom, their trusty mage, Mannitol,
0:00:23 > 0:00:26and light-fingered servant, Lutin.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Unfortunately, they were still many miles away,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32and the Beastmaster determined to stop them from getting home.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36With time running out, our heroes must get back to Fyredor
0:00:36 > 0:00:38with the antidote before it's too late.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41The Legend of Dick and Dom continues.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50For more than 30 years, Mannitol had tried to join
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Bottom World's most prestigious wizard society.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Ladies and gentlemen,
0:00:56 > 0:01:01there is no more majestic a creature in the entire animal kingdom
0:01:01 > 0:01:04than the Siberian tiger.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Apart from the chicken.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20And for more than 30 years, the result was always the same.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25One by one, he would see all of his friends accepted
0:01:25 > 0:01:27into the Magic Oblong.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29And his friends' children.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31And his friends' children's grandmas.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34And his friends' children's grandmas' milkman.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I mean, it's a classic Siberian tiger routine, right?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39But Mannitol here... Go on, tell them.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Tell them what you did! He doesn't do the Siberian tiger spell,
0:01:42 > 0:01:46he does the speckledy chicken spell!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48THEY ALL LAUGH
0:01:48 > 0:01:52So the chicken panicked, and before you know it,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55everyone's covered from head to toe in chicken...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58HE SCREAMS
0:02:02 > 0:02:04..poo.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09THEY ALL LAUGH
0:02:09 > 0:02:12It would take many years for Mannitol to recover,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15to finally accept that he'd never join
0:02:15 > 0:02:18the elite ranks of the Magic Oblong.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22DICK AND DOM SNORING
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Now then, who would like some eggy bread?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Yes, please!
0:02:32 > 0:02:37- Could I have mine made like ickle soldiers?- Already done.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Can I have mine like ickle bears? - No need to ask.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Can I have...- Ah, ah...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Ickle dragons!
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Mmm!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Right, we have about 20 minutes before we need to get on.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56That Beastmaster can't be far behind.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00How right you are!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02BEASTMASTER CACKLES
0:03:04 > 0:03:06HE COOS LIKE A PIGEON
0:03:09 > 0:03:15Brave warriors, success lies within our grasp. We must seize the moment.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20Swoop in and steal the antidote from around Prince Dom's waist.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22There's not a minute to lose.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23The time is now.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28We must fly, fly, fly!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Or wait for a bit.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36CHATTERING IN THE BACKGROUND
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Ahem!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44What day is it today, Prince Dom?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49It's Thursday.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50BOTH: It's Tuesday!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Hmm. Exactly.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56What have I told you about wearing your undies all week?
0:03:56 > 0:04:00I didn't embroider them for nothing, you know.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01They smelled OK.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06OK, Mannitol.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Any time is good for me.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Don't know if you're, uh...
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I tell you what, I'll get the ball rolling,
0:04:17 > 0:04:21lead the charge, as it were. I just need a pair of wings.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24That's easy.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Waaaugh!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29That's no so... Hang on a minute.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Who needs the other one anyway?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Two wings is overkill in my book.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Onward, men. Charge!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Aaargh!
0:04:42 > 0:04:46If I want to wear my Thursdays on a Tuesday, then I...
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, bless!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Hello, little birdie.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56You cooing for me? Ah, nature.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Brilliant, isn't it? Hmm.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Ah. Oh!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Yes! That's... completely wrong.
0:05:25 > 0:05:31Excuse me, you haven't seen some flying trousers, by any chance?
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Flying trousers?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36I don't know that one. Which spell did you use?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh, OK.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Thanks. Well done.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Thanks for the help(!)- Wait!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Yes?- You do know it's Tuesday?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Yes!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Oh, look, they they are!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58You know, if you weren't such a rubbish magician,
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- we wouldn't actually have to do all this washing up.- Come now.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Where's the satisfaction in just magicking everything?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Dom, do you want this eggy bread or what?
0:06:07 > 0:06:12You know, I once craved the life of a successful magician, Lutin.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Yes, mastered the wizard arts. - Is this going to be a long speech?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Of course, those days are long gone.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19And so am I.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I craved it more than you could ever imagine.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Of course, I hardly think about it now.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Rarely a day goes by when I think about the fame,
0:06:28 > 0:06:32the adulation, the respect, the gold...
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Mannitol! This guy!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40You remember the chicken thing I told you? This is the guy!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- No.- Yeah, this is him.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44His oblong audition.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48I mean, it went everywhere. Am I right?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I think something's happened to Dom.
0:06:50 > 0:06:56Lutin, Dick, this is Barry Fongo and his friends.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00He's, uh... He's...
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- He's a rather good wizard.- Oh.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Listen. From you, that means... actually, very little!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09No, no, I'm only having a laugh.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- When did you get in?- Eh? - Into the Magic Oblong?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- You're here for the awards, right? - I didn't, um...- What?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I didn't get into the Magic Oblong.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25We just happen to be passing through.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29He still does magic, though!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Please, Lutin, don't. - Yeah, he does lots of amazing stuff.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oh, yeah? Like what?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Like, um...
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Like, er...- Like that!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45That's a flying trousers illusion.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Yes, just a little something I've been working on.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Which spell is that? - I couldn't possibly say.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Get him some seats on our table.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Yeah, yeah.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I want that illusion.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- That trousers illusion is absolutely incredible.- Thank you.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Does this illusion involve me ever getting my trousers back?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- I mean, just a thought. - You seen these goodie bags?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19They're free! They've got so much good stuff in them.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21They got chocolate, magical cufflinks...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23A weekend for three in Mansfield!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Great! Get as many as you can.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Ooh! I'm already on it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Ladies and gentlemen, it's the 110th Magic Oblong Awards.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Please welcome to the stage, eight time Oblong winner
0:08:38 > 0:08:41whose current show is playing the Clagpool Palladium six nights a week
0:08:41 > 0:08:44with Wednesday and Saturday matinees,
0:08:44 > 0:08:49tickets still available, yes, it's Mr Barry Fongo!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51CYMBAL CRASH, MYSTERIOUS MUSIC
0:09:19 > 0:09:23# Abra-abra-cadabra
0:09:23 > 0:09:27# I wanna reach out and grab ya
0:09:27 > 0:09:30# Abra-abra-cadabra
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# Abracadabra
0:09:33 > 0:09:37# Abra-abra-cadabra
0:09:37 > 0:09:41# I wanna reach out and grab ya
0:09:41 > 0:09:45# Abra-abra-cadabra... #
0:09:45 > 0:09:47APPLAUSE
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Standby, men.
0:10:11 > 0:10:17Lords, ladies, members of the Oblong, I wouldn't be standing here today
0:10:17 > 0:10:20if it weren't for the brave pioneers of magic
0:10:20 > 0:10:24who've influenced hundreds of aspiring young wizards
0:10:24 > 0:10:26getting a foothold in this business today.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29In fact, only just earlier today,
0:10:29 > 0:10:34I saw one of the most inspiring, magical performances
0:10:34 > 0:10:38from one of the great veterans in this industry.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42I am talking, of course, of Mannitol
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- and his incredible trouser levitation.- What?!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Mannitol! Mannitol!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Mannitol! Mannitol!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Mannitol, what you did with a pair of trousers this afternoon,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05it's revolutionised magic.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Let's not get carried away, shall we?- You've had your chance!
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Shut your cake hole!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I think it would be an honour
0:11:12 > 0:11:15if you could perform Trousers for us tonight.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Uh-oh.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I wouldn't want to steal the limelight.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24After all, it is your show.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- No!- We want to see Trousers!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Here, levitate these!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Do something!- What?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I don't know. Distraction, so we can leg it!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Any ideas?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Sissy. Sissy fight.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Trousers! Trousers! Trousers!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53THEY YELP AND SQUEAL
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Go!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Where do you think you're going?
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- I was just going for a little wander.- Wait a minute.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- You can't do it, can you?- What?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08You're still rubbish.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10You know, Barry, if anyone else had said that to me,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- I'd actually be quite insulted. - Listen up, everyone.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Mannitol's just told me
0:12:17 > 0:12:20he's not going to levitate a pair of trousers.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- BOOING - Shh!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27He's going to levitate EVERYONE'S trousers.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29CHEERING
0:12:30 > 0:12:32The stage is yours.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Oh, what's this?
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Maybe Mannitol isn't quite the wizard everyone says he is.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57No! I can do it. I can do it.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Come on, Mannitol!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Ooh!- Oh!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12THEY ALL LAUGH
0:13:13 > 0:13:17So this is how you revolutionise magic, is it?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Mannitol! Come back!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28What's wrong with you all?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31You should be ashamed of yourselves!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33That man...
0:13:33 > 0:13:35That man is the best...
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Now then, my pretties, we're all clear on this.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45The antidote, yes? Attack!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59That's it. Brilliant!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Victory is mine.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Are you lot having a laugh?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15You do know it's Tuesday?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Yes!
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Mannitol!- No! Stop following me.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Look, it doesn't matter! - Of course it matters.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Magic is all I ever wanted.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33I try to pretend, try to distract myself
0:14:33 > 0:14:38with cooking and cleaning and embroidered pants, but the truth is,
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I'm rubbish.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45I know it, you know it, and now every wizard in Bottom World knows it.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Mannitol, listen! - No. You stay away from me.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Do what you came here to do.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Take the antidote back and cure the kingdom.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56You'll find it easier without me.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- That's not true! - Don't try and find me!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Mannitol... No!
0:15:01 > 0:15:06And with that, Mannitol performed his greatest trick ever.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08He vanished.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Well, it's your basic firebolt spell,
0:15:22 > 0:15:26but it does come complete with this lovely pair of protective gloves.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29HE SAYS THE MAGIC WORDS
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Oof!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32You're going to need them gloves, lads.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42- Yes?- I believe there's a certain someone who can help a certain
0:15:42 > 0:15:44someone else get a certain something
0:15:44 > 0:15:48that will help that certain someone improve a certain something.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Are you here about the drains?- No!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I'm here about the...
0:15:56 > 0:15:58mullet.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Right. Er, right, out you go, lads.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Shop's shut. Come back tomorrow.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oh, and bring money.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Well, I don't know what you're talking about, pal.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Really?- Haven't got a clue.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Well, I'm starting to remember. Oh, I've forgotten again.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Nope, I remember. It's gone again.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26It's back. Nope.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Yes. No. Yes.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31You're playing with fire, my friend.
0:16:31 > 0:16:36That mullet is only for use by the most desperate of wizards.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39A last resort for the weakest of the weak.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Well, that's me.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Well, then you must be...
0:16:43 > 0:16:45You could be...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Who could forget about...
0:16:49 > 0:16:51No!
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Mannitol.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Mm-mm-mmm!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Look, it's not the end of the world.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16We've still got the antidote.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- If you ask me, that wizard was holding us back.- Right.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22We can cope perfectly well on our own.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24This is the last one.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- What? - The goodie bags. They're finished!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29No! But I'm still hungry!
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- So am I!- Mannitol? Where are you?
0:17:33 > 0:17:38ALL TOGETHER: Mannitol, come back!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Are you a wizard who can't control their magic?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Unable to perform when the pressure's on? Wait!
0:17:45 > 0:17:48I'm Gary Swear with the Power Mullet,
0:17:48 > 0:17:53the only way to improve your magical ability in seconds. Just wear,
0:17:53 > 0:17:55straighten, and dazzle.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59But don't take my word for it, ask these guys!
0:17:59 > 0:18:03I can't live without it. I feel like a new wizard.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07With the Power Mullet, now every little thing I do is magic.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Whether you're battling gorgons, summoning demons,
0:18:11 > 0:18:15or at a children's party, you can use Power Mullet any time, any place.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Its advanced mullet technology
0:18:17 > 0:18:21means it's 20 times more powerful than any other magic enhancers.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25You'll get your first Power Mullet for just £199.99.
0:18:25 > 0:18:30Hey, wait, I'm not done yet. If you buy a Power Mullet today,
0:18:30 > 0:18:34I'll throw in two Power Taches absolutely free!
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- Are you sure about this?- Of course.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- It's exactly what I need.- You, sir!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Yeah, I'll take one.- Excellent.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Yeah, but he doesn't tell you
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- about the side effects, does he?- Look at that.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50It looks magic. Do you feel magic?
0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Like what?- Well, firstly, you develop a liking for light jazz.
0:18:55 > 0:19:02- I can live with that.- Next, you start to laugh like a little girl.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07OK. Not ideal, but it's probably worth it.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12Finally, your feet turn to fondue cheese.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Are you sure it's worth it?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Mannitol?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Why don't you get another one of Fongo's books for the fire?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Great idea, Dom, but I think you should do it instead.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41What? No, no, you should.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- No, you should.- No, you should. - No, you should.- You should.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- No, you should.- You should. - You should.- You should.- You should.
0:19:47 > 0:19:52You sh.... She's got it!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Just wear, straighten and dazzle.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11A barrel of mushy peas!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21A solid gold roast dinner!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Some book tokens!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Now, I'll show them.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Mannitol!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01It's a sight like we haven't seen for years!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Mannitol tickets. Get them here, get them here.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Sold out but I still got a few left. Come and see the trousers live.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Everyone's talking about those trousers.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Come and see them. Get your tickets here.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome to the stage,
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Clagpool's latest magic sensation,
0:21:46 > 0:21:51he used to be rubbish but now he's brilliant, Mannitol!
0:21:51 > 0:21:57# Ho, ho, ho, it's magic, you know
0:21:57 > 0:22:03# Never believe it's not so
0:22:06 > 0:22:12# Ho, ho, ho, it's magic, you know
0:22:12 > 0:22:16# Never believe it's not so... #
0:22:24 > 0:22:27THEY GRUNT
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Fellow wizards! I come with grave news.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15A traitor performs to packed houses, using a Power Mullet.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19If this gets out, the Oblong could be finished! We have to stop him!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Can't we just let him join?
0:23:21 > 0:23:27What?! This charlatan is taking work from honest wizards like you and me.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31But we must act quickly, his feet have already turned cheesy!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34So, come with me, my brothers,
0:23:34 > 0:23:40and let's bring down the curtain once and for all on Mannitol!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42THEY ALL CHEER
0:23:51 > 0:23:54There they are. I knew they'd come here eventually.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Come on. And just in case you've got any funny ideas this time,
0:23:58 > 0:24:01perhaps this will focus your minds!
0:24:03 > 0:24:10# Ho, ho, ho, it's magic, you know
0:24:10 > 0:24:12# Never believe it's not so... #
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Mannitol! They're coming! Fongle's on his way!
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Stop... this... show!
0:24:22 > 0:24:27Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the Magic Oblong,
0:24:27 > 0:24:31I'm here to tell you that what you have seen tonight is a travesty.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36An insult to every working wizard in this town.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39This man is a charlatan!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42You're just jealous.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Yeah. Learn some new tricks, mate!
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- Yeah, you're past it! - You and your sad old boys' club.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- This is what they want to see! - Oh no, it isn't!- ALL: Oh yes, it is!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Oh no, it isn't!- ALL: Oh yes, it is!
0:24:54 > 0:24:58I see. So he hasn't told you?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Weren't any of you ever curious
0:25:01 > 0:25:05as to why Bottom World's worst magician suddenly got so good?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Maybe you should ask your friend
0:25:08 > 0:25:11why he's suddenly not quite such a slap-head.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13That's enough, Barry.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Ladies and gentlemen,
0:25:17 > 0:25:21what this man is trying to imply...
0:25:21 > 0:25:23..what he's suggesting is...
0:25:28 > 0:25:30..it's absolutely true.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33AUDIENCE GASP
0:25:34 > 0:25:41- I'm a fraud.- No!- Yes. This performance was a lie.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45My desire to be great, my jealousy of other wizards
0:25:45 > 0:25:48led me down the wrong path.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51A path that eventually led to...
0:25:51 > 0:25:53a performance-enhancing hairpiece.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56GASPS
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I've let you all down.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03My audience, my profession,
0:26:03 > 0:26:05and my friends.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Yeah, show's over, Mannitol! The Magic Oblong will make sure
0:26:09 > 0:26:13you never sprinkle whiffle dust in this town again!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15HE LAUGHS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Not so fast, Fongle!
0:26:19 > 0:26:24Have I ever told you how much I admire
0:26:24 > 0:26:27your lovely, dark eyebrows?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28What?
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- We don't have time for this nonsense.- What a shame...
0:26:32 > 0:26:37that they don't match your silky, long hair.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39What's he talking about?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42These are the deranged ravings of a guilty man!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Take him away!- No!
0:26:44 > 0:26:49Ask to see his feet.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52His cheesy feet.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Attack!
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Damn you, fools! Get the potion!
0:27:03 > 0:27:05You're the charlatan!
0:27:05 > 0:27:06And so the truth was out.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11Everyone in the Oblong had secretly been using the Power Mullet.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Mannitol vowed to give up his showbiz dreams
0:27:15 > 0:27:17and concentrate fully on the quest.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22He personally made sure that all the wigs were destroyed.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Boys and girls, mums and dads,
0:27:25 > 0:27:31the most dangerous animal in nature is the Arctic polar bear.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33And it turned out that Barry Fongle
0:27:33 > 0:27:37was an even worse magician than Mannitol.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38..And the guinea pig.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53- SQUELCH! - Urgh! That's just not fair.
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