0:00:02 > 0:00:05'Many, many, many years ago,
0:00:05 > 0:00:08'a terrible plague was brought upon the citizens of Fyredor
0:00:08 > 0:00:11'by the wicked Beastmaster.
0:00:11 > 0:00:16'This dark disease had almost turned the whole kingdom into beasts.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18'Fortunately, an antidote had been made
0:00:18 > 0:00:22'by the King's only two sons, Princes Dick and Dom,
0:00:22 > 0:00:26'their trustee mage, Mannitol, and light-fingered servant, Lutin.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29'Unfortunately, they were still many miles away,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32'and the Beastmaster determined to stop them from getting home.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36'With time running out, our heroes must get back to Fyredor
0:00:36 > 0:00:38'with the antidote before it's too late.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41'The Legend Of Dick And Dom continues.'
0:00:44 > 0:00:48'Our heroes, closely pursued by the Beastmaster,
0:00:48 > 0:00:51'arrived at the foothills of Bottom World,
0:00:51 > 0:00:55'where they faced a multiple-choice road sign.'
0:00:55 > 0:01:00- Ah...this is Hopeless. - Oh, great, thanks a lot, Mannitol.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02There's me trying to keep up the morale.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05No, no, this really is Hopeless.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Oh.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11Which means one of these two roads leads from Hopeless back to Fyredor.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12- Ha-ha.- Yes.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- We'll just have to find out from the sign.- A-ha!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- No, no, no, what are you doing? Don't do that!- Oh...
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Oh, great, now we have no idea which way is which.
0:01:24 > 0:01:30Well, I know one thing - that way is up. Hang on, I've got an idea.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Oh, no, hold on, that's just an itch.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Itches are one of my favourite things, you know.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Yeah, they're amazing.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Itches are actually invisible dwarfs licking you.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41All right, I'll get the map.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Must be in here somewhere.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Fly!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48No.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Want any...?
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Ah...ah...ah...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55atchoo!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh... Oh, yuck!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I'm really feeling under the weather.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Let me have a look at you.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06You are actually under the weather.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09For the next day or, so you will be suffering
0:02:09 > 0:02:12from severe and rapid meteorological ailments.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16SHE COUGHS THEN THUNDERS
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Just as I feared - thunder.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Heat wave, heat wave.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Have one of my lovely lavender throat lozenges.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Now, we shall find you a doctor in the next town to treat you.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Ah, found it.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49There's only one way back to Fyredor -
0:02:49 > 0:02:52we have to travel through the Hidden Canyon,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55past the Lair of the giant Rat of Gore,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58around the spanky Pillars of Pain
0:02:58 > 0:03:01and across the Desolate Desert of Death!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03No, no, no, Prince Dom, look, look,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06we are very close to the fabled Brainwave Tollgate.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08According to legend, it is a portal
0:03:08 > 0:03:11that will transport us directly to the heart of Fyredor.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16'And so with renewed hope in their hearts, they strode forth toward
0:03:16 > 0:03:20'the Brainwave Tollgate and an easy way home.'
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Look, look.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41- ALL:- Argh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Not on the face... or the body or anything.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Look at their heads!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Lookamataysh, lookamataysh, lookamataysh shomadah.- Shackmakatah.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Shackmakatay!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Shakamakalooby!
0:03:55 > 0:04:00They must be using some form of advanced communication.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Shakamatar, shakamatar, shakamdoodoo.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08We are Princes Dick and Dom.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You have no doubt heard of us.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Shakamakatay?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Shakamatar, shakamatar.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Chakakhan, chakakhan.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Greetings, travellers. It is evident your intellect
0:04:19 > 0:04:25is far inferior to ours, therefore we will converse with you
0:04:25 > 0:04:28in a more...rudimentary tongue.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Er...you what?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33It's obvious, Fry, that even that is too tricky.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Leave it to me.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37You...
0:04:39 > 0:04:40..speakee...
0:04:40 > 0:04:45- the dumbo language? - Oh, yes.- We are the Big Heads.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- I wonder why they call them that?- Shut up!- Ow!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I am Fry - IQ 251.
0:04:52 > 0:05:00And I am Bragg - IQ 26...9.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04We control the Brainwave Tollgate -
0:05:04 > 0:05:07you must contribute a levy before you penetrate.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10What he means is
0:05:10 > 0:05:16pay us the toll or you're not going through, sponge brains.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Ah, how much?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Money's such a crude concept to us -
0:05:21 > 0:05:22we seek only knowledge.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Give us any fact we do not know and you may pass.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Bargain!- Most noble.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31A-hem. Leave this to me, Princes.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- I have a fact which I would like to impart.- That.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I'm sorry?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41You have a fact THAT you would like to impart, not "which".
0:05:41 > 0:05:47You're introducing an essential clause, so "that" not "which".
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Right, heh-heh. Where was I?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Oh, yes, um...the spell to banish a swamp beast
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- is Argos Candyfloss Brent Cross... - No, no, no, no, no.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I think you'll find it isn't.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04That sounds like a spell
0:06:04 > 0:06:09- for changing a sword into a hazelnut loaf.- Idiot!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19The highest mountain is...
0:06:19 > 0:06:22The Grumblerock Peak.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Oh, right, I've got another one.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28The fastest bird is...
0:06:28 > 0:06:31BOTH: The wooshaburra.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33What is wrong with your female companion?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37I think...I'm going to rain.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41THUNDER AND RAIN
0:06:41 > 0:06:43This is hopeless.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Oh, no, no, no, Hopeless is just down the path.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Change of plan -
0:06:49 > 0:06:53we're not going to go through the gate, it's far too gatey.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55You know, all this going through things, it's...
0:06:55 > 0:06:57we don't need it.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Not important.- Bye.- Bye.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04We're going to have to find another way through that gate, fast.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Shakamatay, shamatay shakomatay, shakamadoodladoo, shakamadee.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Sachamaktay, sachamakatar.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25OK, Lutin's in position. Let's go.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Are my roots showing? - Oh, shut up!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Good morning, Big Heads.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38I am Paxman - IQ 250.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Well, it looks like one of us.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43He's even got a mouse-tache and everything.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Now, would you gentlemen mind following me?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I do believe I may have discovered
0:07:48 > 0:07:52an interesting new species of moss, thataway.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57(Look, it's working.)
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Paxman, I've spent years studying every variety of moss
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- in Bottom World.- Thought you looked like a bit of a party animal.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Wait a minute,
0:08:09 > 0:08:12a witty quip from a Big Head?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh, no, no, no, I was just...
0:08:14 > 0:08:17ah...ah...atchoo!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19CAWS
0:08:21 > 0:08:23It's the female servant!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Ah...ah...ah...tchooooo!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- ALL:- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Guys, I think they've twigged.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43- ALL:- Argh!
0:08:50 > 0:08:54You thought you could sneak through the Brainwave gate.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59That is a direct contravention of Law 49B,
0:08:59 > 0:09:04subsection 12, paragraph 3, sentence 9.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06These miscreants must be punished!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Please don't hurt me - my IQ is a million.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Oh, yeah, mine too.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17If this is true, you are the cleverest people
0:09:17 > 0:09:19in the whole of Bottom World.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23We must clear this matter up.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26You must come to see our leader,
0:09:26 > 0:09:29the Big Head Head.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Big Head Head!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- He said Head Head! - Head Head!- Head Head!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Head Head! He's a Big Head Head...
0:09:41 > 0:09:47I am Hawking - IQ 999,999.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Dom - IQ 1 million.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Dick - IQ 1,000,001.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56All right, only joking - IQ 1 million.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58IQ 1 million, eh?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Hmm, that makes you both exactly one point more intelligent than me.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Congratulations.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08I have worked my whole life to try and achieve such a score...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10and failed.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Thanks a lot, but we don't want to spoil your party, so we're happy
0:10:14 > 0:10:17to take our big brains and our two dumb friends
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- and just go straight through the gates.- Yeah.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21BOTH: Ow!
0:10:21 > 0:10:26Such brainpower in such tiny, turtle-sized heads.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Hmm, how do you do it?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32I mean, to me, you don't look smarter than a ten-year-old.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38There it is again, that stupid sense of humour.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43We shall have a test, a test to see who is cleverer - me or you.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46If you win, you shall pass through our gate towards Fyredor.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51And if you lose, you shall face the ultimate punishment -
0:10:51 > 0:10:54death by boredom.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Meet Herman.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Ten minutes in a room with him,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04and you will be literally bored to death.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05EVIL LAUGH
0:11:10 > 0:11:16Test - tomorrow morning, 10am. Don't be late.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Can I just check - what's the test on?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Everything.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Here we are at the doctor's.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Don't worry - pretty soon you'll be right as rain.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh, I'm sorry, a very bad choice of words.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Yeah, I'm still suffering, you know.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Ooh, I've got a cold front moving in. - Oh...
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Ow!
0:11:50 > 0:11:54WEDDING MARCH PLAYS
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Hello, I've got a problem with my...
0:11:58 > 0:11:59It's not serious.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Hello, I am Mannitol.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- I'm Dr Vorderman - IQ 302. - Ah, divine.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Hello?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Ill here, I need some help.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14It's just a sniffle!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Perhaps you would like to take a stroll with me -
0:12:18 > 0:12:20we could watch the sunset.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- It's 2.30.- Shh!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27No, thanks. I'm busy.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Here, take some of this before each cold snap.- Oh...
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Come on.- Oh, I must see her again.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39I feel like I'm walking on puppies made of sponge.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Hang on, hang on, where are we going?
0:12:46 > 0:12:51To the library. We need to learn everything in the world by tomorrow,
0:12:51 > 0:12:53otherwise it's curtains for us.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55We could do with some new curtains.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57This is going to take longer than I thought.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Hello. - THEY SCREAM
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I wasn't expecting anyone...
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- this year.- Oh...
0:13:18 > 0:13:24- I need to woo Vorderman, so I have painted her this.- Oh.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Obviously, there wasn't sufficient space for all of her head.
0:13:29 > 0:13:35Now, it may just be the flu remedy talking, but to me, it's bad.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40You're right - I needs something from the heart.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Magic. I will impress her with one of my spells.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Oh, no, no, no, no, Mannitol, please. Honestly, the picture's great.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Ugh...
0:13:49 > 0:13:52No, no, no, wait, wait.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57Brucie, Debussy, Zanussi, Bluetooth!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Ah! - SMASH
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I think that was a good start, don't you?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Now for some sweet music.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Ugh.- Come, come.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15You see, if we could borrow some books for one day.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20We're in a bit of a hurry, we've got an important test.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24You will have to join... the library first, of course.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27The membership book is somewhere...
0:14:31 > 0:14:34I'll just...
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- It's dusty up here.- Ah.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50So, membership application book.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54You see, we've only got tonight to learn everything.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I just need to find a blank page.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- That's blank.- Nope.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05- No. Oh.- No. No.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Must be the next... erm.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10No.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Blank page.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Can I just turn...- Ttt...
0:15:21 > 0:15:22No.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Gerroff!- Ttt...
0:15:27 > 0:15:29No.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34No.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Ah, yes...
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- No.- Argh.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46'As the Princes waited patiently to join the library, loan the books,
0:15:46 > 0:15:50'learn everything in the world, win the quiz, and pass through
0:15:50 > 0:15:53'the Tollgate, Mannitol was wooing Vorderman with the joy of song.'
0:15:53 > 0:15:58# Eyes are so beautiful so sparkling and pale
0:15:58 > 0:16:03# Your head is the size of a pregnant blue whale
0:16:03 > 0:16:07# Even though your appearance freaks everyone out
0:16:07 > 0:16:12# I love you, Vorderman beyond a doubt... #
0:16:13 > 0:16:15SHE THROWS UP
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Maybe she's lovesick?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Boo-hoo-hoo.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Boo-hoo. Geroff!
0:16:29 > 0:16:30No.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32No.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Ah... yes.- Yes?- Here we are.
0:16:38 > 0:16:44So, application to join the library,
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Prince?
0:16:46 > 0:16:52- Prince Dom, Prince Dick. Princes Dick and Dom.- P...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- R...- Hee hee he he he.- I...
0:16:55 > 0:17:00LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Boo-hoo-hoo.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Prince.- Is that Dom with a D?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Yes...with a D.
0:17:10 > 0:17:15Well, this is the last chance to woo the girl of my dreams.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Or nightmares.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22I have learnt some Big Head, their highly complex language.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Let's hope I get it right.- Oh, yes.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27A-hem.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Shamakatar...
0:17:33 > 0:17:34..shamakatay...
0:17:36 > 0:17:39..shamak...harrrrr...
0:17:42 > 0:17:44..shamakatoo.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59I think this is the book I want.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, dear.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12It's a maximum of five books per member.
0:18:12 > 0:18:19The average peanut is 72% dust and 28% earwax.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Come on, let's have some fun. Let's build a scroll assault course?
0:18:22 > 0:18:28No! Now sit down and learn...stuff.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Oh. Evening.- Urgh.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Hey, we could build a scroll assault course.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39That's what I said.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41This is all about the...
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Thanks.- Aargh!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Right, that's it, I've had enough.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54The Beastmaster is just hours behind us.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57The only way back to Fyredor to save our beloved families
0:18:57 > 0:18:59is by going through that gate.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01The only way through the gate is to beat the Big Heads
0:19:01 > 0:19:03by learning all this stuff.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08So please, please...
0:19:08 > 0:19:10SHUT UP!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Oooooh!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21I'm sorry, Dom.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Really?
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Course not. No, I am sorry.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Really?- Course not.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Right!
0:19:31 > 0:19:36All right, all right, all right, I give in. Let's learn stuff.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Good.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Well, I believe our heads are now full of knowledge.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49I agree, Prince Richard. Shall we go?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Shall we?
0:20:00 > 0:20:05Welcome to the Head of the Big Heads Big Head Test,
0:20:05 > 0:20:08and here is your host...FRY!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Nice to see you, to see you... through my optic nerve.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23- Contestants, are you prepared and fully content?- Yeah, yeah.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Well, let's start with a nice easy one first, shall we?
0:20:29 > 0:20:34What is 27 x 278?
0:20:35 > 0:20:41- Hawking.- 7,506.- Correct!
0:20:42 > 0:20:46And that sound means it's a spot prize.
0:20:46 > 0:20:53- Ooooh.- And you've won this delightful flagon of fistules.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Oh!- And now for a more difficult one.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Which constellation of stars
0:21:03 > 0:21:08is found two degrees south of Cassandra's Ring?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- Dick and Dom.- The Wheelbarrow. - Correct!
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- Yes!- 1-1. Next round.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28And with the scores neck and neck, this is it, the decider.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33The final question is this,
0:21:33 > 0:21:38what percentage of a peanut is dust?
0:21:38 > 0:21:39- Oh...ha!- Yes!
0:21:39 > 0:21:45I know this, I know this, I don't believe this, brother, we're saved.
0:21:45 > 0:21:52We've won! The percentage of a peanut that is dust is...
0:21:52 > 0:21:54is...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56What's happening?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58It's...
0:22:03 > 0:22:06it's...aargh.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Urgggh. - I suppose I could offer it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:1272%.
0:22:12 > 0:22:18Correct! Yippee yi yay!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Whoohoo. Ha ha ha ha.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Congratulations to Hawking,
0:22:22 > 0:22:26who receives this delightful replica spoon.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Ooooh.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32And for the losers, Dick and Dom,
0:22:32 > 0:22:34instant death.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38What? What's that?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I don't know.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45I've forgotten everything. I don't even know who I am, Dom.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- Dom? Who's that?- I don't know.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- Who are you?- I don't know. Who am I?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54At least I can still remember what we do in this situation.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Run!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Get them! Get them!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Urgh!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12No. Get them, get them.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Argh!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Who are you?- Are you our mummy?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Oh, heck. OK, let's get you filled back up.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Right, you're Dick, you're Dom. You're both princes from Fyredor.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35You like chess, you like cheese.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38That's Bottom World, that's the sky, that's a dog having a poo.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Ugh.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46I'll fill you in on the rest later. Come on, let's get out of here.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Shakamatee shakamatar!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Quick, quick.
0:24:09 > 0:24:14That way, that way. That's them!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Aargh.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Help!
0:24:21 > 0:24:22I do have a very good...
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- Come on,- No, no wait!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- I was going to propose.- Come on.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Come on.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35We're going to make it.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Waaaaaaaaaaa!
0:24:37 > 0:24:41So, once again you have failed.
0:24:41 > 0:24:46You thought you could become smart in just one night.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Idiots!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50But then,
0:24:50 > 0:24:51what would you know?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I know all about itches.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Hmm?
0:24:55 > 0:25:00- Itches are actually invisible dwarves licking you.- I didn't know that.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Amazing, eh? And you know pins and needles?
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Well, they are actually little lemmings dancing on your legs.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Oh, I didn't know that. - And you know if you've seen exactly
0:25:08 > 0:25:11the same cow as you've seen before, that's called deja moo.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I didn't know that...ah...aargh..
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Oooooooooaaah.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24HE SCREAMS
0:25:34 > 0:25:40Na, na, na, na, na, Mummy.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Well, who would have thought it?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48After all that, you really did give us extra knowledge.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Even though it is useless.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53You are free to pass.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56And today you get this complimentary fish juice.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Take this to the library and say to the old man, thanks.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Is there a late fine to pay on these?- Shut up, Dom.
0:26:05 > 0:26:10- Come on, Mannitol, time to go. - I know, my friends, but I can't.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13My place is here now with Vorderman.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16We are going to live happily ever after.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18You see, I have fallen under the spell of love.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22And Mannitol, where does that leave us?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I will miss you.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Why don't you come with us, both of you? It'll be a laugh.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31And I'll teach you some new stuff like a gust of wind is actually
0:26:31 > 0:26:33a burp from a cloud giant.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Shadows don't like mushrooms,
0:26:35 > 0:26:40and if you dream about falling asleep then you'll snore twice as loudly.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Really?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44I didn't know that.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46I didn't know any of that.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Whoa!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Ohhh!
0:26:58 > 0:27:02On second thoughts, I can't leave the quest.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03We were just getting somewhere.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05A-ha!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Mannitol!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Leave it.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14It's over, Vorderman.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Boo-hoo-hoo.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Put a sock in it.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23'And so our brave travellers could, at last,
0:27:23 > 0:27:26'transport themselves hundreds of miles to the very heart of...'
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Fyredor, here we come!
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Yay! Hurray.
0:27:42 > 0:27:47- Shakamakadok. - THEY LAUGH
0:27:47 > 0:27:50THEY BREAK WIND
0:27:50 > 0:27:55- But I...- Mannitol!
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