0:00:02 > 0:00:06Many, many, MANY years ago, a terrible plague was
0:00:06 > 0:00:11brought on the citizens of Fyredor by the wicked Beastmaster.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15This dark disease had almost turned the whole kingdom into beasts.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Fortunately, an antidote had been made by the king's
0:00:18 > 0:00:23only two sons, Princes Dick and Dom, their trusty mage Mannitol
0:00:23 > 0:00:26and light-fingered servant Lutin.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Unfortunately, they were still many miles away,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32with the Beastmaster determined to stop them from getting home.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36With time running out, our heroes must get back to Fyredor
0:00:36 > 0:00:38with the antidote before it's too late.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40The Legend of Dick and Dom continues!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45SNORING
0:01:01 > 0:01:05It seems that our heroes are asleep on the job.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09But when they wake up, they're going to find that their heads
0:01:09 > 0:01:12are even more empty than usual.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Morning.- How do?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Um... You are?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I haven't got the faintest idea. How about you, Mr...?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Not a clue.- Mr Nottacloo?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29No, I mean I've not a clue who I am.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Does anyone know who they are?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Hello. I am Mannitol.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38# Hi, my name is... #
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Prince Dick. - # My name is... #
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Lutin. # My name is... #
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Prince Dom. Don't you know who we are?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Yeah! Uh, who are we?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I am Winston Fiddle.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51How about a chunk of...
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Wendy?- Dick loves it.- Name?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56# Hi, my name is... # Prince Dom.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- # My name is... # - Mannitol!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00# My name is... # Lutin.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02We are princes Dick and Dom.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I'm Morris. Hello.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'm Farty Whiffers.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- I am Mr William Payment. - Prince Dick, please.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Then you must be...
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Or you could be...
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Or who could forget about...
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- # Hi, my name is... # - Dom!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- # My name is... # - Prince Dick.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22# My name is... # Mannitol?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24We are princes Dick and Dom.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Well, I'm Prince Dick.- Prince Dick?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29This is Prince Dom, my brother.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Brother... - This is our servant, Lutin.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Servant, Lutin...- And our mage, Mannitol.- And Maid Marion.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Right. You're Dick, you're Dom. You're both princes from Fyredor.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Princes Dick and Dom?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Prince Dom.- Dick, give me a hand.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Brrr! Dick-a-dick-a, ooh! Wack-a-paw!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I am Prince Dom
0:02:47 > 0:02:50and this is my brother, Dick.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Princes? How impressive!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yes. It is impressive, isn't it?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59This is brilliant! We're princes!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Prince Dick and Prince Dom!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05That means you must be our slave.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I'll have a ham sandwich, without any crusts.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10No, I don't remember it being like that.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Mannitol, you were travelling with us. You were carrying this staff.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19Ooh! I must be a very powerful wizard.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- I knew I was important.- Ah!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24There was a girl. A girl with us, as well.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Lutin! I wonder where she's got to.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Probably off buying shoes. Girls like doing that.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Yeah, yeah.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Maybe if we can work out where we've been,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35we can work out where we're going as well.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Or where we are now, for that matter.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Let's have a look.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01ARGH! Not the face! Or the body!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Or anything!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Look at their heads!- Ma commatedge, ma commatedge, me commata?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Chakka makka tah?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Chakka makka tey?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Chakka makka wooby?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17They must be using some form of advanced communication.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28Greetings, travellers. It's evident your intellect
0:04:28 > 0:04:29is far inferior to ours.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Therefore, we will converse with you in a more...
0:04:33 > 0:04:35rudimentary tongue.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40- Uh, you what?- It's obvious, Fry, that even that is too tricky.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45Leave it to me. YOU...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47SPEAKIE...
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- THE DUMBO LANGUAGE?- Oh, yes.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53We are the Bigheads.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- I wonder why they call them that. - Shut up!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59I am Fry, IQ 251.
0:04:59 > 0:05:06And I am Bragg. IQ 2...6...9.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11We control the Brainwave Tollgate.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14You must contribute a levy before you penetrate.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18What he means it is, pay us the toll
0:05:18 > 0:05:22or you're not going through, spongebrains!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27# You thought you were alone
0:05:27 > 0:05:32# Ashamed to shake, ashamed to giggle
0:05:32 > 0:05:34# But now you are home
0:05:34 > 0:05:37# Allowed to jump, allowed to wiggle
0:05:41 > 0:05:44# Welcome to the Land of the Luvvies!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47# Together all Luvvies will be strong
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Welcome to the Land of the Luvvies!
0:05:50 > 0:05:56# You've finally found the place where you belong. #
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Ow!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Ow...
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'm beginning to agree with that boatman. I hate the sss...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Sea!- Yes, thank you.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Fear not, Lutin. I know everything there is to know about sailing.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Yeah, you look like to do.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Thanks. Port, starboard.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Hoist the mainbrace. Ease behind you.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29"Oh no he isn't!" Oh, yes he is.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Pass me the futtock shrouds.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Oh, bum. PHRRRT, PHRRRT
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Oh, Prince Dick, can you please stop doing that?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41That is not the purpose of a poop deck.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Really?
0:06:44 > 0:06:49WOMAN SINGING
0:06:51 > 0:06:57- Oh!- Ah!- Ahh! Ah!
0:06:57 > 0:07:02Mannitol. Please tell me, what is that wondrous singing?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I know not, Prince Dom.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10But it truly is the most beautiful sound I have ever heard.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11GRINDING
0:07:11 > 0:07:13What are you talking about? It's awful!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16It sounds just like that time you dared Dick to
0:07:16 > 0:07:19put that sabre-toothed ferret down his trousers.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23SNARLING
0:07:23 > 0:07:25All right, then.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- MUNCH - AHHHHHH!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32HAAAAA!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40It's coming from that island, over there.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42In that case,
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- weigh the anchor and bare hand with the back wind!- What?!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Row! Row! Row! Come on, get rowing.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Come on!
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Isn't this brilliant? - What is going on?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I think they think I'm some kind of God.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08- They keep calling me The Daft One. Look!- Oh, Dickie-Dickie!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Oh, Dickie-Dickie! Oh, Dickie-Dickie!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh, Dickie-Dickie!
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Oh, Dickie-Dickie! Oh, Dickie-Dickie!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21It's finally happened.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23We've arrived
0:08:23 > 0:08:25in hell.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Here we are, at last.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32The Grove of the Forget Me Nuts.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37About time. Maybe now we can get rid of this thing.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Ow!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44This is the Grove of Forget Me Nuts!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Of course, the Grove of Forget Me Nuts.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52- The gas from which can cause temporary forgetfulness.- Temporary.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54That's cos our memories are starting to come back.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Yours might be, but mine aren't.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Hang on,
0:08:58 > 0:09:00that girl, Lutin, we were trying to remember.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02We remember her being here.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Where?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Here!- It's a girl.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I'm a girl!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Of course!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19SHE SCREAMS
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Lutin, ey? I wonder who that is.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27# Unforgettable
0:09:27 > 0:09:32# In every way
0:09:34 > 0:09:39# And for ever more
0:09:39 > 0:09:44# That's how you'll stay
0:09:44 > 0:09:46SHE SCREAMS
0:09:46 > 0:09:49# That's why, darling
0:09:49 > 0:09:53# It's incredible
0:09:53 > 0:09:59# That someone so unforgettable
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# Thinks that I am
0:10:02 > 0:10:07# Unforgettable, too. #
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- Are you with me?- I'm with you! - Then I'm with you, too.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17I'm with you, pending a more lengthy explanation.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Good.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Brilliant! I remember who I am. Lutin!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Light-fingered larcenist, devious deceptionist and good-looking girl.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Two out of three, not bad.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32It's a shame nobody seems to know who I am.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34We all know what the problem is, don't we?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37You're wearing a false moustache.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Will you stop doing that?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- It really smarts.- Hang on,
0:10:41 > 0:10:44this is starting to remind me of something.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Yeah... This definitely rings a bell.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Ah, greetings, travellers.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58And welcome. I am the Guardian of the Sacred Grove of Forget Me Nuts.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- What a big moustache! - What are you doing? Ow!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03That really smarts!
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Stop that, will you?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07At least we know who you are now, Your Guardianship.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- You idiot!- It was a mistake anyone could have made.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12No, I seem to remember it was just you.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Hmm!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26No, no, no! You're missing the bucket!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh, OK.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31No, no! Put the soil in the bucket.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Oh, so don't do it like this?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37No! No!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40So, definitely don't do it like this?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I said no, don't! Right, that's it!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Worms! Worms in your face!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Woodlouse! Woodlouse!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Come here!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I was sure the vial was in this one.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07He must have moved it, keep looking.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08OK.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- You've taken your time. - What do you mean?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Whilst you've been riding around on a pig in a village,
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- we've been stuck here! - I got here when I could.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Those trifles don't throw themselves.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Will you let us out?- Give me the salute, I'll give the order.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- What?- Give me the salute and I'll let you out. You know?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34No, no, no.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I'm not saluting you.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I think perhaps we should.
0:12:38 > 0:12:44No, no, no. I'm the eldest and I am not saluting my younger brother.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Tweason! Despwicable tweason!
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Look, you've made them angry.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Give me the salute, Dom. Then I can smooth things over.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Embrace your daft side. - Embrace the Daftside!
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Never!- I think perhaps you should reconsider, Prince Dom.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03He's a god to these people and not to honour him is a grave insult.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Never! This is stupid.
0:13:05 > 0:13:11And anyone that thinks that he is a god is even more stupid than he is!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Heresy! Treason!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16You best give me the salute or I think we'll drown.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I'll never embrace my daft side.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Oh go on, just give it a little cuddle.
0:13:20 > 0:13:27No! Never! Not ever! Not under any circumstances.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Actually, I rather enjoyed that.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Now you embrace the daft side.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Yes, why not.- Never!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Right, I've no choice, bring out the warm cream.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Wait, OK, you've won.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- We'll join.- Fantastic.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Happy days.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- So, you're the Guardian of the Grove? - Hmm.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Have you any idea why we might want to come here?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- No.- What happens if we pull this rope?
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Why have we brought this stupid lobster along?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Now, that rings a bell.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I think it's payment for something.
0:14:25 > 0:14:31Of course, it's payment for passing through the Sacred Grove.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33And why would we want to pass through the Grove?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38A map. We were trying to get somewhere.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43Yes, quickly, because we were being chased by...someone.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- You?- You?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- You?- Who? Oh him.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- And you are? - Some call me Lord of Nature.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Others call me Master of Creation, some call me Cuddly Pops
0:14:59 > 0:15:03but I prefer to be known as the Beastmaster.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04You must have a real name.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08I mean you must have been christened something. What is it?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Keith?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Sylvester?
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Ron. It's Ron, isn't it?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Dom? John?
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Johnny, Tommy, Bobby, Dobbie, Nobby?
0:15:23 > 0:15:28- Ah, Noddy.- Silence! I have no other name, just the Beastmaster.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32I am lord of all that is beastly, all that is furry, fetid,
0:15:32 > 0:15:35squelchy and horrid.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Technically, then, he should be in charge of your sleeping bag.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41So, you can talk to animals, then, can you?
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I don't know about that. What do you think, snaky? What?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Not right now, it's not a good time.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50What? You should have gone before we came out.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Have a minty treat to take your mind off it.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Minty treat, minty treaty! Forget it.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59If you continue to hold us here against our will,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01there will be big trouble.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04I demand you release us immediately.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08GROANS
0:16:08 > 0:16:10LAUGHS
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Don't laugh, I'm angry.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17So! Princes Dick and Dom. We meet again.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- No, I'm a God now.- Silence!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Nobody outwits the Beastmaster.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26All right, I mean to destroy that potion, that cure of yours.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29You cannot stop me,
0:16:29 > 0:16:34for I have taken on the powers of a most fearsome foe -
0:16:34 > 0:16:37the mighty BADGER!
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Ahem... That's actually not very scary.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47You have failed me.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Have you anything to say?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Then you leave me no choice.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58I'm bringing in a special operative, the Jackal.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13QUACK!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Jackal, find those princes and lead me to them.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Hunt them like dogs.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Sorry, Martin.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24WHIMPERS
0:17:24 > 0:17:27As for you two,
0:17:27 > 0:17:30you're toast!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32WICKED LAUGH
0:17:34 > 0:17:35CHOKES
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Sorry.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Now, look here, you, I've had just about enough of this.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43You're going to tell us where you put the vial and you're
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- going to tell us now!- Or what?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Or...
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Or going to keep pointing at you like this.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- And like this.- And if this helps.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Bum cakes.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03There is another way we can do it.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04ALL: No.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09The spell is guaranteed to work. It'll take us right into his brain.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11We're not doing any more of your stupid spells.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15You're not, but what's to stop me, hey?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Stand close.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oh, you pathetic fools, there's
0:18:20 > 0:18:24no way you'll ever discover what goes on inside the mind of an evil genius.
0:18:24 > 0:18:29Ahem... Shwarma, rumbalo, telethon!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32THEY GABBLE
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Uh?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37VARIOUS POPULAR SONGS PLAY
0:18:52 > 0:18:55# Sunshine, sunshine reggae... #
0:18:55 > 0:19:00Shwarma, rumbalo, telethon!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Ha ha ha ha!
0:19:03 > 0:19:08HE RANTS AND RAVES
0:19:10 > 0:19:11I don't remember this one at all.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13That's because it's happening now, you twonk!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17HE GARBLES
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- ALL:- What?
0:19:20 > 0:19:25I said, behold the awesome might of the Beastmaster.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Prepare to die.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- ALL:- Oh!
0:19:28 > 0:19:29What are we going to do?
0:19:29 > 0:19:33He's taken all the powers of a squirrel. Squirrels love nuts.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I say we use the Forget Me Nuts.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38You can't do that, take your hand off those nuts.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Er... Uh... Ah!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Er... Ah... Ah!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oh! Nutty, nutty, nutty!
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Why, you little hooligans. You've gone and broken one of my nuts.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56We, we're saving lives.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58What could be more important than that?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Give me a moment, I'm thinking.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Uh... Where am I? Where am I?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07What's going on?
0:20:07 > 0:20:13Your name is Marjorie Pinkwhistle. You're a travelling
0:20:13 > 0:20:16shoe saleswoman specialising in open-toed sandals.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19You're 15 minutes late for a very important sales meeting
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- with a tribe of ten-legged peasants. - Oh! Thank you very much.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Ten-legged peasants, think of all those sandals.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Marjorie smells a sale. Must dash. Toodle-oo!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32No problem.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36No problem?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I remember now.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42This is what I have to put up with all of the flipping time.
0:20:42 > 0:20:47People trampling all over my Sacred Grove just because it's a short cut
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- back to Fyredor.- Fyredor?
0:20:50 > 0:20:55- Fyredor!- Of course! I remember everything.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01You stupid idiots.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Oh, dear.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06MAN: Oh, here they come.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09You bungling nincompoops.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Oh, my arm, Dennis, it's come off.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Look what you've done to us.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18It seems the plague might have got a little bit worse.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21COUGHING
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Oh, Dennis, your head's come orf.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31OK, maybe a lot worse. Let's go.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Sorry.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Hi, Dad.- All right, Dad? - Don't call me Dad.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I've told you before, it's "King".
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- What about King Dad? - Big Daddy King? Daddy Cuddle King.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Do-wah Daddy Waddy.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Call me "King"!- Sorry, Dad. - He means "King".- Yeah.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24So, you've come back.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Shut up!
0:22:29 > 0:22:36You took 15 months, you wasted all our gold,
0:22:36 > 0:22:39and instead of bringing us a cure,
0:22:39 > 0:22:43you brought us a balm for scabby feet.
0:22:43 > 0:22:48Now, listen to me, this plague has taken a terrible turn for the worse.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51It's started turning us all into beasts.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Yes, yes, yes.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Look what it's done to your mother.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58WHIMPERS
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Mummy?
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Is that really you? - Yes, same floppy face.
0:23:09 > 0:23:15We don't know why, but this plague is turning us all into animals.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19I mean, your Uncle Mick grew a tail and is turning into a donkey.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Your Aunt Maureen's got hair all over her face.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25What, what is she turning into?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Actually, our Maureen's always had hair all over her face. Bad example.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31This is serious.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36Nobody knows how long we've got left. It's up to you.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40You are our last, last, last,
0:23:40 > 0:23:46last, last, last, L-A-S-T, last hope! Woof!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48HE HOWLS
0:23:51 > 0:23:57So, get out there and make a proper antidote before it's too late.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Yes, Dad - King! Daddy Waddy!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Princes, you've been away for months.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Aren't you going to kiss your mother goodbye?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Our quest is to return to Fyredor.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17And thanks to you, kind sir, you've remembered where we're heading.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Well, I've remembered something too.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23I've remembered what happened when you first turned up here.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27And so we seek safe passage through the Sacred Grove.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Here's your payment. I'll be glad to see the back of it.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33The only way I've kept it off my nose is by putting on this tache.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Ah, the sacred lobster.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37I wonder what happens if you pull this rope.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40So, will you give us permission to pass through?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Pass through with my blessing.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44One of the nuts is bigger than the others.
0:24:44 > 0:24:49The Master Nut, the most sacred of all Forget Me Nuts.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Oh, no, you mustn't do that!
0:25:01 > 0:25:02The Master Nut.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06You broke the Master Nut.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Does the permission thing still stand here?
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Hmmm!
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Quick, let's get out of here before he recovers.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16So, we know who we are, what we're doing and
0:25:16 > 0:25:19where we're going, but there's one thing I don't understand.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- What happens if you pull this rope? - No!
0:25:22 > 0:25:26What happens? What happens is you set off the Sacred Nut Bush's
0:25:26 > 0:25:30automated liquid organic fertiliser spraying system.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Oh, bum cakes.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Come back here, you little hooligans! Come back!
0:26:02 > 0:26:06'So our team set off back towards Fyredor with great speed.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08'If only to avoid being slapped with a lobster.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18'Yes, for them it had been truly a day to remember
0:26:18 > 0:26:20'and for the Guardian of the Grove,
0:26:20 > 0:26:22'a day he'd much rather try to forget.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30'And so another chapter in the saga of...
0:26:31 > 0:26:35'Hello, what's this funny-looking gas doing in here?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37'Smells like hazelnuts.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40YAWNING: 'I rather like it.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42'I... THUMP
0:26:44 > 0:26:47CLATTERING
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Where am I? Who am I? What's my name?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54'Hello, what am I doing in here?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56'Can somebody let me out, please?
0:26:56 > 0:27:00'Hello, I've just been handed this piece of paper.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03'Apparently my name is Marjorie Pinkwhistle,
0:27:03 > 0:27:05'travelling shoe saleslady extraordinaire.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08'Can I interest you in a new pair of sandals?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10'We have some very exciting models in this season.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13'This pair's made from the finest pigskin.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15'Very good, make your feet smell like bacon.'
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