0:00:02 > 0:00:05Many, many, many years ago,
0:00:05 > 0:00:09a terrible plague was brought upon the citizens of Fyredor,
0:00:09 > 0:00:11by the wicked Beast Master.
0:00:11 > 0:00:16This dark disease had almost turned the whole kingdom into beasts.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Fortunately, an antidote had been made by the king's only two sons,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Princes Dick and Dom, their trusty mage Mannitol,
0:00:23 > 0:00:26and light fingered servant, Lutin.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Unfortunately, they were still many miles away.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32The Beast Master was determined to stop them from getting home.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36With time running out, our heroes must get back to Fyredor
0:00:36 > 0:00:38with the antidote before it's too late.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41The Legend of Dick and Dom continues.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46We join our brave team,
0:00:46 > 0:00:50still managing to stay one step ahead of the Beast Master.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53But they were not out of the woods yet.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Mind you, they were pretty big woods.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59However hard they ran, they couldn't shake the villain off their tail.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Hang on, hang on!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Why are we running again?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- BEAST MASTER: Raaaagh!!! - Oh, I remember!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Wait, wait, wait!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17There's three weeks' stolen wages in there.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- We must hurry!- I can't, my leg.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21You go on without me.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22All right!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Hey, hang on! Where do you think you're going?
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Ooh-hoo! Ooh-hoo!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Let's lose ourselves in that dirty, smelly rabble.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40My leg's fine now, by the way!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Thanks for asking. Argh!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52No, no, come no further.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54We have to carry on towards Fyredor.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58No, the whole road's blocked, isn't it?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Today is the day of the big race. The Cabbage Ball Run.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05The only people allowed that way are competitors.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Oh, that's us, yes.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Three places. One, two, three.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Ha! You lot? You want to enter?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22You do realise it's 600 miles across the hardest,
0:02:22 > 0:02:26most fierce terrain in the whole of Bottom World?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Walk in the park!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30No, the walk in the park is next week.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35I think what Prince Dick means is that we are tough adventurers.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I think we can cope with a little race.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Very well, sign the entry scroll.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Sign here and here.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46And here.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oh, and here.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh, and here.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57You won't get away that easily!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Entering a race?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Oh, really!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I'll be one step ahead of you!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Ow! Thorns!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Ow, ow! Evil nature.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Very good.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Now, if you could give us all your worldly possessions.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- What?!- That's the way the Cabbage Ball Run works.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21It's all or nothing.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24First to the ball-shaped cabbage wins everything.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Losers run crying home to their mums.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28No, no...
0:03:28 > 0:03:30No, please! No, no, no! No, not that!
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Hurry up, young Victor! All of this needs to be carefully catalogued.
0:03:34 > 0:03:40Oh, all vehicles to the start line by noon.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Oh, heavens. In escaping the Beast Master, we've lost the antidote.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46It's a race!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48We win, take the potion,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51and we're a whole 600 miles away from the Beast Master.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53What could possibly go wrong?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Er... What are we going to race in?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Oh.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Oh.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Welcome to the Cabbage Ball Run!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:09 > 0:04:12The guy I bought it off said it's got all the latest things -
0:04:12 > 0:04:16four wings, runs on high performance jam like all the new ones,
0:04:16 > 0:04:17- and it's got ABS!- Oh!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- An Annoying Brown Stain. - Oh!- Best of all,
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- it's not just got one, but two flagon holders.- It's brilliant!- Yes!
0:04:24 > 0:04:29So, Road Hog, my hideous slavering friend,
0:04:29 > 0:04:33people say you are the biggest cheat in Bottom World racing.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Yes, master. That's me.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Ah, there's something in that prize cabinet I want.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43A vial of potion. You must win it for me, whatever it takes.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Ho, ho, ho.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Yes, master.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- I'm going to start her up.- Er, no!
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- You're not going to drive. I'm going to drive.- Why?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Well, it's obvious, isn't it? Because, um... Because...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02HE FARTS
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Because of that.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05I see. In that case...
0:05:05 > 0:05:06HE FARTS LOUDLY
0:05:06 > 0:05:08..have some of that.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09That's not a reason!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11This is the real reason!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13HE FARTS EVEN LOUDER
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Ah!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18THEY EXCHANGE LOUD FARTS
0:05:18 > 0:05:20HORN TOOTS
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Morning, gents!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Getting your race strategy fine-tuned?- With the um...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27What? I'm going to give it back.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oi!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Right, let's welcome the competitors!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Firstly, Grandad.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Arghhh!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41LAUGHING AND JEERING
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Here are the items we talked about.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Just make sure those two princes and their servants are eliminated.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59There'll be a year's supply of pork scratchings in it for you
0:05:59 > 0:06:04- when you bring me that potion, yes? - Yes! Yes, master.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Yes, master. It'll be a pleasure, master.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Don't touch me, you smell of pork.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Give me one of those coins. I've just had this dry-cleaned!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Thank you.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Yes. Go on, go!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23And, the next contender is Sleepy Joe!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24HE SNORES GENTLY
0:06:33 > 0:06:34..Lutin!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36APPLAUSE
0:06:38 > 0:06:40..Lovely Lily Button.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41CHEERING
0:06:41 > 0:06:43GRUFF VOICE: Ta very much.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Princes Dick and Dom!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:06:53 > 0:06:55SNAP AND HISSING
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Mad Mannitol the Punisher!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04LAUGHTER
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- What's he going to be punishing? - His rubber duck!
0:07:12 > 0:07:17And finally, he's won the race for the last 17 years,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19apart from that year when he was disqualified
0:07:19 > 0:07:21for being very, very dirty indeed.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24It's the Road Hog!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26CHEERING
0:07:26 > 0:07:29MOTOR ROARS
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!
0:07:35 > 0:07:36I'm driving!
0:07:38 > 0:07:39ENGINES REV
0:07:43 > 0:07:45On your marks!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Three, two, one...
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Go!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52LOUD EXPLOSION
0:07:54 > 0:07:55SHRIEKING
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Oh, you!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14So, the race had begun.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16They started neck and neck,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18but soon they were toes and toes,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20eyeballs and eyeballs,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22and eventually kneecaps and armpits.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Soon, only six competitors remained.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28After hours of burning rubber, and with so much at stake,
0:08:28 > 0:08:30our heroes Dick and Dom,
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Mannitol and Lutin were...
0:08:32 > 0:08:33last. Hmm.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40HORN BLASTS
0:08:50 > 0:08:56- Good day, officer.- Oh, you think so, do you?- Yes. I am in rather a hurry.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Yes, I could see that, young man,
0:08:57 > 0:09:00by the way you came speeding down the road.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Like a dog with the runs, you were.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04You must have somewhere urgent to get to.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Yes. I just wish I could go faster.- Faster?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Faster, do you?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Life is not a race, you know!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Actually, this is a race.
0:09:14 > 0:09:20- Don't get smart with me, Cheetah Pants. Step out of the bath.- What?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Move out, move out! One-two, one-two, one-two!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Stand here.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Both hands on the sponge rack. - This is a mistake.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- It is a race, really, and I must keep going.- Shut up.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Charge number 603. Speeding in an unlicensed bathtub.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45And... Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47While carrying...
0:09:47 > 0:09:49a cucumber.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Can I drive now?- No!
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Can I push this then?- No, don't touch anything! What about this?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh! Especially that!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Look, just navigate.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh, I think I've found a short cut.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Oh?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, no, hold on. That's just cress.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14GRUFF MAN'S VOICE: Get stuffed, you pair of spanners!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Stupid, stupid, stupid car!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20That puts us in third place!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22You see? I told you we could win this!
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Ha ha ha!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Dick!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27The brake, it's broken!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30That's what the brake's supposed to do, right?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I can't stop!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I'll try the handbrake.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Oh, no, it's no good!
0:10:39 > 0:10:40I think we're going to...
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Arghhhh!!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45CRASH!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Were Dick and Dom out of the race?
0:10:47 > 0:10:51And could Lutin fix her sabotaged car and actually make a start?
0:10:51 > 0:10:56Oh, that cheating Road Hog! Spiking my jam tank.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00When I catch him I'm going to give him a right good bum whacking,
0:11:00 > 0:11:04that stubby nosed bunch of knicker elastic!
0:11:04 > 0:11:05ENGINE STARTS
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Oh, I'm a genius!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16So, with Lily Button now out,
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Sleepy Joe in first,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20the Road Hog now in second,
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Princes Dick and Dom now in trouble...
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Full race statistics in one minute. First, a few words from our sponsor.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Eat this pie, right?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35It's a good job we've got twin hare-bags.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I told you I should drive.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Yeah, but it wasn't actually my fault.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Oh.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48We've been nobbled.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50SNIGGERING: Funny word, "nobbled".
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Nobbled. Nobbled. Come on, give me a hand.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02You idiots! You stupid bumbling fools.
0:12:02 > 0:12:08Look what you've done to my house. It's ruined. Oh!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I can't believe it, I'm outside!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Well done.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13I'm a hermit.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17I hate being outside. I hate everything. I hate people.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I hate tittle-tattle. I hate lemons.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I hate everyone.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh, hello, Sid, long time no see.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Oh, push off! I hate you.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- I've never met a hermit before.- No.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Why would you?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34We're hermits, you wouldn't see us. We like to live alone.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Mmm, wonder why!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Being alone is the best thing ever. Apart from biscuits.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46You've ruined it. Now I want to know what you're going to do about it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Yeah, um...
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Well, I'm very sorry we trashed your house,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I promise we'll come back and pay for it,
0:12:53 > 0:12:55but we've spent all our gold on this thing.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59And we're a bit busy right now, so we'll see you around. Toodle-oo.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Oh, no, you won't.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Of course not, because you're a hermit.- No. Ha-ha-ha!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Because I've got your key.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:13:12 > 0:13:18Driving whilst under the influence of...salt and vinegar crisps.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20That's hardly a crime!
0:13:20 > 0:13:25Being a little bit more ginger than what I is.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26It's so not fair!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Moaning without due care and attention.- What?!
0:13:35 > 0:13:39And not rinsing the bath out after using it.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Right then, it should only take me a few more hours
0:13:45 > 0:13:47to finish this paperwork.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49A few hours? But the race!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Actually, officer, before we carry on...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Can you smell burning?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56HE SNIFFS
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I'm sure I can smell burning.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Almost as if someone had magically started a large fire.
0:14:01 > 0:14:06M&S, Brucie and Tess, JLS, pixel!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Come back here! Come back, I say!
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Mannitol was back on the move.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26But his fire/wind spell had sent the trooper into a spin.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Meanwhile, Lutin had taken a sneaky shortcut to get
0:14:30 > 0:14:31ahead of the Road Hog.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35But all she could think of was revenge.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Afternoon, squire.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Lovely day for a drive.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I don't have time for small talk, boy.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Just fill her up with premium grape jam, and make it snappy.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53- Seeded or unseeded? - Seeded, obviously.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Unseeded would ruin my engine. Do I look like an idiot?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Oh, no, no, no. You look like a kebab head.- What?
0:14:59 > 0:15:04Certainly, sir. One full tank of seeded coming right up.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Seeded.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Stop right there.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28There's something strange about you, boy.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Yeah, coming from you, that worries me.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35The servant!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38You thought you could outcheat the Road Hog?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I think I just have. Take this!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oh!
0:15:52 > 0:15:59I think that means you're toast. Get it? Jam, toast? Ha!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01See what I did?
0:16:05 > 0:16:10Come on. Stop! No! Stop laughing. Come here, you.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Look, please!
0:16:12 > 0:16:16OK, if you give us the key, we promise to come back tomorrow
0:16:16 > 0:16:20and build you a secret house that's so secret even you won't be able
0:16:20 > 0:16:21to find it.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25No. I'll have to trust you, and I hate trusting people.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30- Of course you do. Come with us. - What?- What?- Come with us.- I hate...
0:16:30 > 0:16:33You hate everything. I bet you hate the sky.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- I can't flaming stand it.- Come with us, you'll have some fun,
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- and we might get you some new threads.- Have you lost your mind?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Just come with us for one day
0:16:41 > 0:16:45and you'll know the meaning of having fun.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48All right, I'll give it a go.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51But just for one day, understood?
0:16:51 > 0:16:55So, this fun, what are we going to do first?
0:16:55 > 0:17:00How about we push this until we get it fixed?
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Fun, fun, fun!
0:17:03 > 0:17:04THEY SQUEAK
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Fun!
0:17:14 > 0:17:20- Madam, are you all right? Do you need help?- You're late.- I'm sorry.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23So you should be. I've been waiting for over an hour for you.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I said to Tom I shouldn't take a taxi but he wouldn't listen.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28It would be easier, he said. Easier?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I should have ridden on the back of a retired reindeer.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- No, no, no. You are mistaken. I'm not a taxi.- Of course you are.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Now, I've got a lot of errands to do today
0:17:38 > 0:17:41so we'll start at the store and then on to the dentist.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46- Don't just sit there.- But I am a... - Going to get a move on? Good.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48You are a chatterbox.
0:17:48 > 0:17:54A bit more of this and a bit less of this and you might get some of this.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Now mush, mush!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Hope of winning back the potion was fading as Mannitol
0:17:59 > 0:18:02was once again delayed.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05About the same time, Sleepy Joe nodded off the road
0:18:05 > 0:18:06and woke up in a tree.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10With Dick and Dom needing to fix their leak, it looked
0:18:10 > 0:18:15like only Lutin could defeat the Road Hog and save their bacon.
0:18:15 > 0:18:21This is great. I had more fun when somebody drove into my house.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Great idea, Dick. Let's bring the grumpy old hermit.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27He'll be a real help.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Fun lesson number one - Dom falling over.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Ouch!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Fun lesson number two - second time, it's even funnier.- What?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Stop that!
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- I'm still not convinced. - You should see it the tenth time.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Let's have a rest for a second, shall we?
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Maybe we need to push faster.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56If Mannitol and Lutin don't win the race,
0:18:56 > 0:18:58we're the only hope of getting the antidote back.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03We need to patch things up, get some more jam and get back in the race.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Yeah.- And have fun.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Hold on, he's shrinking.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14- No, you twonk, it's moving! - That's right, boys, take her away.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. Did you not read the signs?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21No parking here on a Thursday when it's cloudy.
0:19:21 > 0:19:27- But where are they taking it?- To be crushed to the size of a grape.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29No. There must be something else we can do.
0:19:29 > 0:19:34Well, we could crush her to the size of a sprout.
0:19:34 > 0:19:39Which is bigger - grape or sprout?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42No, stop!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Is this fun lesson number three? - Shut it!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53This little piggy went to market,
0:19:53 > 0:19:57this little piggy went to the finishing line.
0:20:12 > 0:20:18And that little piggy went all the way into a deep, yucky bog.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Ha ha ha!
0:20:21 > 0:20:27- Right. Next stop, Auntie Jane's.- No.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Now, Auntie Jane hates walnuts.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33If you won't listen I'm going to have to perform a spell to
0:20:33 > 0:20:37close your mouth and make you stop talking.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Maryland, Iceland, Lapland, La Roux!
0:20:43 > 0:20:48Yes, well, at least it stopped you talking. Now, you listen to me.
0:20:48 > 0:20:53I am in a race and you and me are going to finish it, OK?
0:20:53 > 0:20:57So we're not going to Auntie Jane's then?
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Piggy, all the way home! Ha-ha! Eh?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I...already...
0:21:06 > 0:21:12swapped...the signs...stupid.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Argh!
0:21:16 > 0:21:17CRASH AND GURGLING
0:21:17 > 0:21:21With Lutin down-and-out in the smelly bog, only Mannitol
0:21:21 > 0:21:24and the Princes could win the race and reclaim the potion.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26But time was running out as Dick
0:21:26 > 0:21:29and Dom tried to retrieve their vehicle from the car pound.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34There's still a hole in the fuel tank.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- We need something to plug it up. - Wait.
0:21:37 > 0:21:44I've got something firm, sticky and soggy.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47My fig roll!
0:21:47 > 0:21:54- Genius. Let's get going. - Hang on, I've got an idea.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57This vehicle doesn't just run on jam, right?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I think we can soup it up.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Do it!
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Wait! Wait! Where are you going? Come back here!
0:22:07 > 0:22:12You're going to pay for it, you know!
0:22:13 > 0:22:14He's gaining on us.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Wait till the soup kicks in!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19GURGLE AND BLAST
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Is it far?- No.- Good.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34It's really far. Ha ha ha!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41We made it.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Thanks for all your help back there.- I hate thank-yous.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48And now I think you should get out here.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- We can't just leave him here, Dom. - What? We need to win the race.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54We need to beat the Road Hog. And things could get pretty hairy.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Look, I've not had as much fun
0:22:57 > 0:23:01since I slammed the front door in the postman's face.
0:23:01 > 0:23:07I like you two. I want to stick this out to the end. Friends?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09OK.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13- OK, let's go!- Can I drive?- OK, fine.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22OK. Just don't forget the Highway Code...
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Dick and Dom were speeding back into the race,
0:23:26 > 0:23:28but was it too little too late?
0:23:28 > 0:23:38- With Lutin's car destroyed... - Grease, mud, bog, swamp!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41..And Mannitol's dash more of a waddle...
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Pump that, pump that, pump that!
0:23:44 > 0:23:48..The Road Hog was still the odds-on favourite.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56There's the Road Hog. We're too late.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Floor it!- Right.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01SMASH AND CLATTER
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Oh, good, that's made us a bit lighter.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Now step on the soup.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06BLAST!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21We're in the lead!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- No one's driving.- Ahhh!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28ENGINE REVS LOUDLY
0:24:31 > 0:24:33CRASH!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40SPLUTTERING
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Mannitol!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49CHEERING
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Watch out, Mannitol! He's behind you!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Ha-ha!- Ooh! Ah, ah...- Go on!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Yes, well, Mr Mannitol,
0:25:37 > 0:25:45you are officially the slowest ever winner of the Cabbage Ball Run.
0:25:45 > 0:25:51But you did win, nonetheless, your trophy and your prize.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Thank you, thank you.
0:25:55 > 0:26:00The thing is, this gold, these jewels, they don't really matter.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01LUTIN COUGHS
0:26:01 > 0:26:05It's all right, Lutin, you can have them.
0:26:05 > 0:26:10What I'm trying to say is, there's only one thing that truly
0:26:10 > 0:26:17drives us onwards - the antidote for the brave people of Fyredor.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Yes!
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- You did everything great.- I can't take all the credit, but thank you.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36I suggest we get a well deserved night's sleep.
0:26:36 > 0:26:41And tomorrow we can recommence our journey before the Beast Master
0:26:41 > 0:26:43catches up and gets hold of the...
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Hermit, what are you doing?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Hermit? Hermit?!
0:26:55 > 0:26:59I can't believe you fell for any of that claptrap.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00It was all a lie?
0:27:00 > 0:27:04I still like biscuits, but princes,
0:27:04 > 0:27:09now it is time to say goodbye to the last hope for Fyredor.
0:27:09 > 0:27:15All will be beasts! All hail the Beast Master! Ha ha!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Get him!
0:27:22 > 0:27:27- Go, go, go!- It won't work!
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Oh...We've been clamped.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37I think you lot had better come with me.
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