0:00:02 > 0:00:05Many, many, MANY years ago,
0:00:05 > 0:00:08a terrible plague was brought upon the citizens of Fyredor
0:00:08 > 0:00:11by the wicked Beastmaster.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15This dark disease had almost turned the whole kingdom into beasts.
0:00:15 > 0:00:20Fortunately, an antidote had been made by the king's only two sons,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23princes Dick and Dom, their trusty mage, Mannitol,
0:00:23 > 0:00:26and light-fingered servant, Lutin.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Unfortunately, they were still many miles away,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32with the Beastmaster determined to stop them getting home.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36With time running out, our heroes must get back to Fyredor
0:00:36 > 0:00:38with the antidote before it's too late.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43The Legend Of Dick And Dom continues!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Today is the day of the big race -
0:00:46 > 0:00:48the Cabbage Ball Run.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- If you could give young Victor all your worldly possessions...- What?!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55First to the ball-shaped cabbage wins everything,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57losers run crying home to their mums.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00No, please, not that!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Just make sure those two princes and their servant are eliminated.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08AIR HISSES
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Brrmmm! Brrmmm!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- No, don't touch anything! - What about this?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Especially that!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- I think we're going to...- Aaargh!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20..crash!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24You idiots! Look what you've done to my house.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Aaargh! CRASH!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Faster, faster!
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Mannitol!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39CHEERING
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Your trophy...- Oh.- ..and your prize.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Yeah!
0:01:46 > 0:01:51- Hermit, what are you doing? - Princes, it is time to say goodbye
0:01:51 > 0:01:54to the last hope for Fyredor.
0:01:54 > 0:02:00- All hail the Beastmaster! Ha-ha! - Get him!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Go! Everyone on.- It won't work.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Oh...we've been clamped.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Right then...
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Breaking the speed limit,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19driving a vehicle under the influence of sherbet,
0:02:19 > 0:02:22driving a vehicle using illegally obtained jam...
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- HIGH-PITCHED:- But it wasn't illegal!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28..complaining to a trooper in a whiny voice,
0:02:28 > 0:02:31stealing and recklessly crashing a vehicle,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- getting chicken soup stains on a vehicle...- It was tomato.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36That's double the penalty, then.
0:02:36 > 0:02:42- And finally, operating a bathtub while sitting at the plug end.- What?!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46So, that's 40,002 cankles to pay in fines.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Sign here.- Great(!) That's it. All my winnings gone.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50OUR winnings.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55- Oh, whatever!- There is always that rather fetching Cabbage Ball trophy.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I wondered what the smell was.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Actually, that was me! - Right. That's it. Let's go.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03We have a hermit to find.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oh, no! You is not going anywhere in that vehicle.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09It is painted in an unauthorised shade of puce.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- But we have to chase the hermit. - He's got our antidote.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15I does not care if he has your Auntie Margaret.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Nothing is going to make me release that vehicle.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Hm-hm. Ten cankles?- Happy driving!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- I'll drive.- Bagsy the front!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- LUTIN:- No, I want the front!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- MANNITOL: - Come on! Wizards sit up front.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33THEY ARGUE
0:03:33 > 0:03:35CRASH!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37THEY GROAN
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Bagsy the back seat.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44And so our heroes set off as quickly as they could,
0:03:44 > 0:03:48chasing the hermit who had turned out not to be a hermit -
0:03:48 > 0:03:53a fake hermit! A fermit - a hermit fake - a hake...
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Oh, no, actually, that's a kind of fish.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- It's like looking for a needle in a haystack.- I've done that before.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Boring as anything.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- There!- Where?- There! It's his car!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Well, any sign of the antidote?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Nothing. DOM SIGHS
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Oh, look. A biscuit.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16He's left a trail behind.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- WITH MOUTH FULL: - There's another one!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Quick, follow those biscuits! - DICK MUMBLES WITH MOUTH FULL
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I said follow them not swallow them.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Come on!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33LUTIN: Come on!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37He must be in there. Come on!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Hello.- Anyone there?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Good day to you.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I am Brother Asus.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59And I am Brother Targus.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- We are the Brothers Beyond.- What?!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06The Brothers Beyond - a brotherhood of likeminded souls
0:05:06 > 0:05:08who seek only tranquillity,
0:05:08 > 0:05:12isolation, and the quiet enjoyment of each other's company.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14And how many of you are there?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Just the two of us. - I'm really getting sick of him.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Brother Targus, please! Control your base emotions.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Forgive me. I am still in training.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I'm really sorry. We're in a bit of a hurry.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You haven't seen a hermit running past?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Ah, yes, yes. There was an old gentleman who ran past.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38Yes. I suppose he was seeking peace, serenity and...
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Mind-numbing boredom! - Brother, please!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Sorry, sorry.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46There he is! HERMIT SCREAMS
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Quick! Get him!
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- In!- What?- Now!- It's not my fault. - Just get in.- What?!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Get back! Don't get any closer!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57We trusted you and this is how you thank us?!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Where's the vial?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02# I buried it, I buried it! # Ha-ha!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Where?- Well, obviously I'm going to tell you(!)
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Here's the vial.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Go on, take it! I'm SO your friend(!) Ha-ha!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14What's wrong with him?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I have a very bad feeling about this.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Look, just tell us where you buried the vial. We won't hurt you.- Ooh!
0:06:21 > 0:06:25I'm so scared. I'm terrified(!)
0:06:25 > 0:06:30I'm quaking in my boots. Where's my teddy bear? Ha-ha!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33What's happened to him?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Those woods must be the legendary Woods of Sarky.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39If anyone so much as sets foot in them,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42they are afflicted with a terrible, mind-melting sarcasm.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Lutin must go there on her holidays! - Hilarious(!)
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- See what I mean?- I have read about them in magical, ancient texts.
0:06:49 > 0:06:55Mm, I'm sure you have cos you're a great wizard(!) Ha-ha!
0:06:55 > 0:06:56- DOM LAUGHS - The trick...
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- DOM STOPS LAUGHING - The trick is to try and keep calm.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Do not let the sarcasm get to you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08Oh, yeah! I bet you can do really great spells(!)
0:07:08 > 0:07:13So what are you - the slap-head wizard from Wallydor?
0:07:13 > 0:07:18Why, you impudent little...!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- HERMIT SCREAMS - Mannitol!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25THUD! SCREAMING STOPS
0:07:25 > 0:07:27LUTIN: Oh.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31HERMIT SCREAMS
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- THUD! SCREAMING STOPS - So, how do we...?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37HERMIT SCREAMS
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Shut up!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42What are we going to do now?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Ooh! I think we may have found a clue.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- DICK:- He must have left it for his master.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54"Visit a bank that has no money."
0:07:57 > 0:08:02If we can solve the clue, we might find where he's buried the vial.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04It won't be long before the Beastmaster catches up with us.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Absolutely, absolutely.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11So nothing, NOTHING is more important than this!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- I agree.- Good.- Oh, look. Food.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Great. I'm starving.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20We can only offer you a simple meal of bread and water.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23We have abandoned our former decadent desires.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- I miss doughnuts so much.- Targus!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34So, this clue - "A bank that has no money."
0:08:34 > 0:08:36What can it mean? >
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I don't know. What kind of bank has no cash?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Any bank if I can get my hands on it!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Hang on a minute! I've got it!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47A bank with no money - a river bank!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Of course!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- DOM CLEARS HIS THROAT - Is there a river near here?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Yes, about half a mile north.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Ah! Have you got a spade we could borrow?
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Ah, we are but a simple people.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Out the back door, behind the combine harvester.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Ah! Thank you.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Great.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Come on, Dom, do some work.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17I'm just going to check out over there.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19To see if the Beastmaster is coming.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Again.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Hold on. I think I've found something.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Is it the vial?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Must be the next clue.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36"Find a crow that never flies."
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Erm...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Dom, we've found another clue.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Ooh! You don't say?!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Cos I thought you'd found a fire-breathing moose,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50or an entire world made of marzipan.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oh, aren't you clever?
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Oh, dear. I fear Prince Dom may have strayed into the Woods of Sarky.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Oh, you do, do you?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Cos I thought I'd been to the Moon.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Or to a fish farm.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11A fish farm?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Fish? Fish?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14A fish. Fish, fish, fish.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Sarcasm seems to have worn off.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32He's a bit bruised, but overall he's been fairly lucky.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35You're telling me! And he didn't have to do any digging.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I gave him fiddle feddle fuddle.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40It should keep him sedated while he recovers.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42He shouldn't have set foot in the woods.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Perhaps you should abandon your plans to look for this vial.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Yes.- We cannot.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49It is of vital importance.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51As you wish.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52We shall leave you now.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54For our daily meditation.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59A peaceful ten-hour contemplation of mystic pebbles.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03(So boring!)
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Can't wait!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Bring out the stones!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13So, what are we going to do about this next clue, then?
0:11:13 > 0:11:17"Find a crow that never flies."
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Any ideas?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22I've got it. Janet Crow! She lives down our road,
0:11:22 > 0:11:23I bet she's never flown.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26I believe I have the solution!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28A crow that never flies...
0:11:28 > 0:11:30A scarecrow!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Brilliant! There's one in the next field!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Dom, we'll be back soon. Don't move a muscle.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Oh, you can't.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38HE SNORES
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Oh, he's asleep.
0:11:43 > 0:11:48Brother Targus, they are getting to close to finding the vial.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50If only that hermit had told us where he'd buried it.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53What should we do?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56We must summon the Beastmaster.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59And can we cancel the boring meditation thingy?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01No.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05DOM SNORES
0:12:05 > 0:12:10We don't have much time, we must summon the Beastmaster
0:12:10 > 0:12:12using smoke signals.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Do you have a sack?
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Yes.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Well, may I see it?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18All right.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Come on, come on.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Come on!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Yes, excellent.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Now, place your sack over the chimney pot.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29I'm going to have to wash this again now. It'll reek.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Shh! Right, now, let me see.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35"Thank you for purchasing the Baby Book of Smoke Signals,"
0:12:35 > 0:12:36blah, blah, blah.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Ah! Here we are!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Distress calls, must be under the letter C.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41C, C, C, ah!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44"Come quickly, come quickly, we have your eggs.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46"Come quickly, we have you elephant.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50"Ah, come quickly, we have your enemies."
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Perfect. One long puff, three short puffs.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Must. Stop. Them.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07One long, three short. Right...
0:13:07 > 0:13:08One long puff.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Three short puffs.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15One.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Must put fire out.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Three, oh...
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Ah, typical!
0:13:27 > 0:13:31What does one long puff and TWO short puffs mean?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35"Come quickly, we have your toiletries."
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Close enough.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Oh!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41What does that mean?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44"I am coming to get my shampoo."
0:13:44 > 0:13:48We'll just have to explain when he gets here, but...
0:13:48 > 0:13:49we have succeeded.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53The Master is coming.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Have to help them.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ah! Ah!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Argh!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Ah! Oh!
0:14:10 > 0:14:15Oh, I was just so sure, so certain that the vial would be buried here.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Don't worry,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19you can't help getting this wrong so often.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Thank you. - It must be round here somewhere.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22But where?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25It's not like we could just ask the scarecrow, is it?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I don't see why not. Oh, yeah, right,
0:14:27 > 0:14:29don't ask me where the vial is.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Obviously I wouldn't know, cos I'm just a stupid scarecrow, right?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Just because I stand out here all day and all night, ooh!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Doesn't mean I haven't got feelings too, you know?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42# Standing here on my own
0:14:42 > 0:14:46# Standing here all alone
0:14:46 > 0:14:47# On a stick
0:14:47 > 0:14:49# Feeling glum
0:14:49 > 0:14:51# Itchy straw by my... #
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Yeah, all right! Do you know where the vial is or not?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh, yeah, sorry. Yes.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Here's the last clue.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03But will you...
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Will you be my friends?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Will you?
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Oh.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10BIRD SQUAWKS
0:15:13 > 0:15:16HE GROANS
0:15:16 > 0:15:20The Beastmaster will soon be here.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23To collect what is rightfully his.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Yes. You're not talking about his shampoo, are you?
0:15:26 > 0:15:27DOOR CREAKS
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Prince Dom.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36I have sedated him with a draught of the wibble dibble shrub.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- He should soon be at rest. - What's happened to him?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Oh, we don't know. We were up on the roof when he must have fallen.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44What were you doing on the roof?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47It is a place of tranquillity.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Where one can escape all of life's annoyances.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Except him.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Listen,
0:15:55 > 0:15:56you must...
0:15:56 > 0:15:57You must listen.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59No, no, no, no.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Don't strain yourself.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Everything's fine. Look!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06We have the final clue.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07No, listen...
0:16:07 > 0:16:08The brothers...
0:16:08 > 0:16:13The brothers will look after you while we get the vial back, OK.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15But the brothers...
0:16:15 > 0:16:16The brothers.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20I think some more wibble dibble shrub is necessary to calm his nerves.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22He must be allowed to rest now.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24HE SNORES
0:16:24 > 0:16:29I'm sure Prince Dom would like us to focus on the final clue.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32"Go to a hill you cannot climb."
0:16:32 > 0:16:34They don't get any easier, do they?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Maybe it's a magical hill.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40No, I know this one!
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Yes! Let's go!
0:16:41 > 0:16:42You sure?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Yeah. 100%, used to be one of my pet hobbies.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Surely we must follow them.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51We cannot let them find the vial.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Patience, brother.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54They shall not succeed.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57We must go and welcome the Beastmaster.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00The hour is at hand.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Must...
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Must warn them.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Oh!
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Argh!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Ta da! A hill you cannot climb.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Molehills.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Brilliant!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32They are awfully big molehills.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Most ingenious.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37The hermit must have put the vial down one of these holes.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I love moles, me. I always have done.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Every since I was little I had little chats in the garden.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Hey, I wonder whether they'll recognise me?!
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Doubt it!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Oh yeah, they're blind, aren't they?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- Yes. - Oh well, I'll have a go anyway.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Hello, moley.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Moley, moley, moley!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Come out, come out, Uncle Dickie's about!
0:17:59 > 0:18:00SQUEAKING
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Oh, hello. Remember me?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Argh!- No!
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Hold on!
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Got it!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25MOLE LAUGHS
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Sorry!
0:18:29 > 0:18:30I've got it! We've...
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Argh!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh! Sorry!
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Oh...
0:18:51 > 0:18:53HE COUGHS
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Oh!
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Oh!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Sorry!
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Sorry, Dick!
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Sorry.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35HE WHIMPERS
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Oh, sorry.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- We did it!- We did it! We did it!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I don't like moles anymore.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05All that matters now is that the antidote is safe.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Right, let's go and give the good news to Prince Dom.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16MOLE CRIES
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Ha ha ha! Yes! Yes!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24MOLE GROANS
0:20:24 > 0:20:26HE COUGHS
0:20:28 > 0:20:29You look ridiculous.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31There's no time.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Listen, the Beastmaster is... The Beastmaster is...
0:20:34 > 0:20:36The Beastmaster is what?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38The Beastmaster is here.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Oh, Princes, and you got so far, too.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47But finally I have caught up with you and the precious, precious antidote.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Leg it!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- I don't think so!- You?
0:20:53 > 0:20:58Yes, I suppose you could say I was just a bad habit.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02If only I could have a doughnut for every time he says that line.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06I believe you have something that belongs to me.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- No!- Sorry guys.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Ha ha ha!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Take this into the monastery and wait for me.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Together we will burn it in the fire for all eternity.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Yes, Master.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Does he know our fire is waterlogged?- Ssh.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Don't you ssh me!
0:21:24 > 0:21:25But first,
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Princes, it is time to say the final goodbye.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Oh, no.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34What do you get if you fuse the Master of the Beast
0:21:34 > 0:21:36with the evil essence of...
0:21:36 > 0:21:38a hungry caterpillar?
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Hey?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Ha ha ha!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Ha ha ha ha!
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Argh!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Say goodbye, Princes!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56No! It doesn't have to end like this!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Wait...
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- What...- The cabbage ball!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Whoa!- Grr!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Whoa!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11No, caterpillar, eat THEM!
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Agh... Yah!
0:22:12 > 0:22:16- Argh! - ROARING
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Run!- Argh!
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Get in!
0:22:25 > 0:22:30- The antidote, we must get back to the monastery!- It's OK. Just get in.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Hic! Hic!
0:22:31 > 0:22:32- What's wrong? - Hic!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Have you got the antidote?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Hic! - You drank it?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Hic! - THEY LAUGH
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- ENGINE STARTS - Let's get out of here!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Agh!- Hic!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Can't we just use one of the flagons?
0:22:52 > 0:22:57No, the antidote has to pass into a proper magical container,
0:22:57 > 0:23:00otherwise its healing powers will be lost. Now, we need to get Prince Dick
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- to an apothecary.- Ah... I just really need the toilet!
0:23:03 > 0:23:04No!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Cross your legs.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Look, let's take a shortcut through that rockery.- Yeah.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- THUDDING - Not over there, no.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15THUDDING GETS LOUDER
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Toilet!- Help!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Toilet!- Hold it in!
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Keep everything crossed! THUDDING CONTINUES
0:23:26 > 0:23:30What do you mean, you can't recalibrate the spark pins?
0:23:30 > 0:23:35- We are but a simple brotherhood, who, er...- Argh!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Agh! Agh!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Oof! Yah! Argh!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Uh-huh-huh-huh...
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo...
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Yah-hah-huh-hah!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Aah... I think I'm going to burst!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Can I just let a little bit out?- No!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Where are we? - No idea, the map blew away.- Oh.
0:23:54 > 0:23:59There's an apothecary. They are sure to have a suitable magic container.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Right, quickly... - Oh, wait, did you lock the car?
0:24:02 > 0:24:03- Aah!- Yes!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Well, good, good.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08IN BROKEN FRENCH ACCENT: Yes...
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Yes... LIQUID TRICKLES OUT
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Right, we urgently require...
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Wait...a moment.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Just...
0:24:17 > 0:24:22let me finish pouring this yellow liquid...
0:24:22 > 0:24:26very slowly... LIQUID SLOWLY TRICKLES OUT
0:24:26 > 0:24:33..into this large container.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Stop that! Stop it!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39We urgently require a Class-Five magical container
0:24:39 > 0:24:41with an enchanted seal.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43All right!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46We don't have much in at the moment, but we have got...
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- this.- Oh!
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Good gracious, it's exactly the same as our old vial!
0:24:53 > 0:24:55It was a family heirloom of mine.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57I expect it's very expensive?
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Oh, no, we get these in all the time. Cheap mass-produced cack!
0:25:01 > 0:25:06- It should be ideal for your purposes...- Aah! Aah!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Oh, dear.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Why does he want it so urgently? - 'Argh!'
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- LIQUID TRICKLES - Oh! Oh! Ah, yes...
0:25:14 > 0:25:19Um, important business in Fyredor. Er, magical...curing,
0:25:19 > 0:25:22that sort of thing. N-n-n-nothing important. Nothing...
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Er... Nothing...- 'Ah!' - TRICKLING STOPS
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- TRICKLING STARTS AGAIN - Nothing except...
0:25:27 > 0:25:32performing our...duties as princes! Yes, don't you know!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Er, did I mention...Fyredor?
0:25:35 > 0:25:36- 'Ah...'- Fyredor...
0:25:36 > 0:25:38- TRICKLING STOPS - Yes. Oh...
0:25:38 > 0:25:40- 'Oof!'- Super-duper! - LOUD ZIPPING
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Oh... Aah!
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Sorry, couldn't find that, er, book I wanted. Shall we go?
0:25:46 > 0:25:52- Yes.- Did he just...?- No, no, no. Not at all, no. No, no.- No.- No.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- No.- No.- Wait...a minute.- Look...
0:25:54 > 0:25:58- I definitely didn't pee in that vial, OK?- Actually, it was not that.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Obviously, you peed into the vial, we all heard you. Tinkle-tinkle.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04And it stinks!
0:26:06 > 0:26:09It was not that. Er, one of you mentioned something about
0:26:09 > 0:26:11getting back to Fyredor?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Um, yes.
0:26:13 > 0:26:19Ah, it is 50 miles that way. You are almost 'ome.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23- Oh! - THEY CHEER
0:26:23 > 0:26:28Wibbling weirdos!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31THEY PANT
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Oof!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Look, Fyredor, 50 miles!- Oh, yes!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39THEY ALL CHEER
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Wait, wait...
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Ah!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Yeah!
0:26:50 > 0:26:54It seemed that our heroes' quest was nearly at an end.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57So close now to Fyredor, which so desperately needed them,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00it looked like their luck had finally turned a corner.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Although sadly, their car had been nicked.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Oh... I thought you said you locked the car!
0:27:06 > 0:27:10- Well, I did lock the car... - You idiot!- I did lock the car!
0:27:10 > 0:27:14The antidote was safe and homeward bound once more,
0:27:14 > 0:27:17even if it did smell a bit funny.
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